THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER 29, 1907. - D The Omaha Sunday Hm iDL.U BY KDWAllD HotUiWATBH. .'ICTOR ROSIiW ATICH. LDITUR. Entered at Uuieha Posiolllce as secund- TERMS OF SCIISCUIPTION. Dally hi'D (wiili.ut .Suiiitay). one year..H" J.Ly B..e and Hund;i, one year ti-,H' Sunday lien, olu. yea, 1.50 saturuay Lop, n year l- L'EUVKriKl) BY CARHIKR. l a.iy Jje (Including Sunday), per week..U.o Mily l:oe (wliiiojt buiHiiv), p-r week..l': -veiling lUe (Wii limit nn.luy). per week e -v.r,ltif li.-o (with Sunday), per week . .10c Address ail complaints of Irregularities In iehvwy to City Circulation Department. OFFirrS. Omnha The 1;...; ImlUling. S.iuth Omaha (Ity Mall ftullding. Council HluflK-1". Snrft Ftreet. 'Iilrajro li, fnltv liullfllng. New York l.V'S Home Life lnuranre Bag. Washington ,71 Fourteenth Street. COH RES HON D E N C 12. Communications relnttng to news nnr1 Mi 'orial matter should be addressed, Omaha B:e, Editorial Denartment. RKM1TTANCES. 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Subscribed In my presence anunnOinlo berure me this Jiut day of August, 1907. sU) M. B. HUMJAt'U, Notary Puoiic. W11K.V Ot'T OC TOWN. Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily should kar The Ilea nailed to them. Address will lie changed as oten as rrunntrd. 9 ' Tom Lawson Is betting that he will win the pennant in the Copiier league. Minister Wu is a great lover of base ball, a regular Chinese fan, as it were. The Stove trust has been boosting prices. It is lime for stoves to go up. , Mighty is the house of Ak-Sar-Ben and King Ak-Sar-Ben XIII most mighty of all. ' . "Modesty is a disease," declares an English physician. Oh, well, most of us are immune. There will be another state in the union as soon ' as the president puts his "O. K." on Ok. . . . Wonder" if. Mr. Hoot took a course teaching him to like chile concarne while he was at Muldoon's? . . "We must walk in the light," says John D. Rockefeller, who is willing to supply the light, at the usual rates. Senator Foraker is learning that the country appreciates the difference be tween a trust buster and a trust boos ter. Speaker Cannon says his presiden tial boom is a Joke. The joke would be on him if the people took him seri ously. ' Senator Beveridge has returned from Europe to find that his presiden tial boom did not suffer any in his ab sence. The stranger within Omaha's gates, luring Ak-Sar-Ben week should be the special care of everyone who lives in Omaha.' Mr. Bryan is specially proud of Ok tahoma. The new state seems to be wearing a lot of his old political liothes. The Chinese government is asklrrg for a council of deliberation. Our Omaha paving contractors would fill he bill.- - Senator Dick Is still on the doubt ful list in Ohio and In danger of let ting both the bandwagons get '.away from him. ' ' ; ' ;) ' That Cherokee Indian elected to the United States senate from Oklahoma Is also a millionaire. His credentials leem to be complete. The increase in the price of dia ) nionds may not be a combination in restraint of trade, but it certainly is 'a restraint of engagements. Attorney General Bonaparte's prop sitlon to Inflict the death penalty on labitual violators of the law would go laid on the automobile scorchers. Two Baltimore young, people, "who went over a precipice together a year ago," have decided to get married, aolng to repeat the performance? New York papers Insist that Colonel Bryan la losing ground, but be will Dot worry so long as no other demo crat seems to be gaining any of It When.Jaroee Hamilton Lewis an nounced that he would be a candidate .'or the democratic nomination for gov ernor of Illinois it snowed in Chicago 'he same night. George Fred Williams declares that )r'CB!i8 the greatest living Ainor 'aUsinan. It Is a cheering sign Vuun George Fred Williams concedes first place to anyone. . T1IK I EAST J II A T FA 1LKP. Among other things for which the ror-pnt meeting of Nebraska democrats in s:a?e convention tt Lincoln should tp rernombered IB the failure to pull i)ii" ;bo iipnrj,:cl to Colonel Bryan, which v. I'll it was to have furnished iho but R ground for a key-note speech by the "Pe:rlcss Leader" and .the formal launching of Jila third expedi tion In quest of the White-House. The fcaHt that failed was advertised In the local demociatlc organ a week ahead of the date in the following language: The IiIk event of the meeting will be the banquet Wednesday evening- The speakers, who are to fullow tho disposition .of the ni nu, are well worth the price. The invi tation. Is to everyone who enres to attend at tho price per plute of 31.50. The visitors from the aevetal cities will be entertained free. In .due course special invitations were sent to the faithful in various parts of the state. One of them was read out loud at the meetlns of the democratic county committee here in Omaha, which promptly resoluted to accept and to arrange to charter a special train, providing 100 deVotees of Bryan could be gotten to develop the necessary conditions of hunger and thirst. Far and wide from the shores of the muddy Missouri to the western edges of the sand hills, hopes of the dismantled democracy were aroused in expectation of a square meal, followed by a flow of wit and oratory, culminat ing with the advent of another full fledged presidential boom. ' But these hopes were only raised to. be quickly blasted. Announcement was made a day or two later that the great Bryan banquet would have to. be' "postponed" to a later date because the guest of honor, then taking his vacation In the mountains, did not feel that he should be asked to cut short his rest and recreation and would be unable to be present. The 'half famished faithful- could not go back of the returns and had to accept this ultimatum. The order ) for special trains was rescinded,, the .difficult be ginning made to save $1.50 had to be abandoned' and all incentive to. go to Lincoln to attend the platform con vention was destroyed. Yet, lo and behold! when the day of the "big event" rolled around here was Colonel Bryan back in Lincoln, ready to respond to the call for a con vention speech and congratulate the delegates on 'the bright prospects for democracy." The flow of oratory was "well worth the price," but was sadly lacking in provision for the inner man. The great meeting had taken place on. schedule time, the guest of honor was on the 6pot, but the feast had failed. The mystery of the reason why is still to be cleared up. MR. ROOT'S VISIT TO MEXICO. When his trip to Mexico, which Is about to occupy several . weeks, shall bo completed, Secretary Root will have set a precedent in the administration of the Department of State by having visited every important country of the western hemisphere. While other mem bers of the cabinet have made tours of this and other countries in an' official capacity in the past, former secretaries of state have been content to hedge themselves about with diplomatic dig nity and' to conduct all their negotia tions with other countries by agents or correspondence. Departing from thl9 custom. Secretary Root has made it his personal business to touch with the offi cial representatives of the other Amer ican peoples. He has already made a pretty complete tour of South Ameri can capitals and has been twice to Ot tawa and Toronto, on official and friendly visits to the Canadians. The excursion to Mexico will round out a remarkable series oi Journeys, all con ceived In the statesmanlike spirit of Improving our relations with our neighbors. Without disparagement of his pre decessors, Secretary Root must be given credit for being the first to ap preciate the advantages to this nation of the 'establishment of better trade relations with Canada, Mexico and the iJitln-American countries. Mr. Blaine had a theoretical grasp of. the situa tion and gave it some direction by the organization of the Panamerican association, but Secretary Root has planned for the perfection of the al liance in a perfectly practical way. The purpose of his visit to South America was to impress upon the peoples of that continent that the United States harbors no designs of encroachment, but earnestly seeks by all legitimate means to promote closer and mu tually profitable iclatlons and the ad vancement of all In peaceful, enlight ened government and prosperity. Perhaps one serious criticism that ran be made against (he administra tions at Washington in the past is the neglect of trade with our near neigh bors, while great effort has been made to develop business In remote parts of the world. Trade emissaries and con sular agents havo been sent to Abys einia, Algiers and to obscure ports In Turkey and Asia,' while little or no di rect effort has been made to encour age trade relations with Canada. Mex ico, Brazil and the rich countries of South America. This oversight is particularly true as to Mexico. Within ten years our ex ports to Mexico have grown from $23, 000. 000 to $75,000,000 annually with out any special effort on oor part. It is estimated that $750,000,000 of American money is Invested in Mex ican rallro.-ds, mines and manufactur ing establishments, acd more Ameri cans are finding investments there every year. At the same time Mexico buys more , goods , in Europe than In the United States. The republic Is a great consumer of cotton products, and every yard and pound of cotton should be supplied from the mills of the south . instead of from . England. Mexico's manufacturing interests are in their Infancy, and until able to meet the local demand the United States thould supply Mexican wants. The completion of the Panama canal will give Meftico a new importance in the world's trade and Mr. Root's visit should do much toward binding the two republlca closer together. Secretary Root's visl should also have another significance. Just now Mexico is sharing with the United I States the role of peacemaker for the turbulent Central American nations. Mr. Root's visit as the representative of the greatest power of the new world will be construed In Mexico as a tribute to the Diaz government and a compliment to the ruler who has rescued Mexico, from a state of an archy and given it a place among the nations.' The visit is certain, too, to Impress the Central Americans with the fact that Mexico and the United States are in earnest In their plans for peace north of Panama. DIVORCE REFORM THAT CO CATS. New Jersey, whence the country usually expects no news but bad news, has given distinct Impetus to the cause'of progressive morality by adopt ing the restrictive statute recom mended by the universal divorce com mission. The new law does not change the statutory grounds for di vorce within the boundaries of the state, but it throws many safeguards in the way of dumping on the state the divorce filth from neighboring com monwealths. . The importance of the Jersey legis lation is apparent, in view of the fact that heretofore much of the business of its civil courts was made up' of di vorce cases from liew York and Penn sylvania. Under existing law a de serted wife cannot procure a divorce In New York, but can cross to New Jersey and file her plea. : In both New York and Pennsylvania decrees of sep aration have been made difficult to ob tain except upon a square showing of facts. Thus New Jersey had become a veritable Mecca for the marital mis fits of the east as Sioux Falls was in the west. The new law requires that a decree of divorce will not be granted, where one of the parties Is a nonresident, unless the grounds are recognized as adequate In the state from which the complainants come. In Illustration, anyone seeking In New Jersey a di vorce from a husband or wife living In Nebraska could win out only by citing grounds for the decree that are recognized as cause for divorce by the Nebraska laws. The universal divorce commission has been working for some years to prevail on the different states to pass uniform divorce laws. .. Some progress has been made, but not enough to caitBe over-enthusiasm as to the final accomplishment of its aims. The New Jersey Innovation offers an easy way out of what has promised to be a 'very complicated . problem. The adoption of such' a law by all the states would without question do much toward lessening the divorce evil and could be adopted in every state without in other ways affecting existing pro visions of divorce laws. It would not change the grounds for divorce, the time of residence or any other features of existing laws, but it' would put an end to scandals which have flourished in the past by parties going to other states to get divorces that could not be secured at home. GENERAL BOX AP ARTE' 8 PKltAlTlEV Attorney General Bonaparte's ad dress before the Prison Reform con gress at Chicago Is arousing no end of discussion among reform workers throughout the country and is meeting with denunciation by those who have worked for years to abolish capital punishment and lessen the rigor of ex isting methods of dealing with crimi nals. General Bonaparte, stating that the primary 'purpose of punishment is to secure obedience to the law, pro posed that when a man already had been thrice convicted of crime upon his fourth conviction he should be lia ble te the death penalty. Public sentiment will be slow to en dorse the Bonaparte proposition. Right or wrcjng, the trend of public senti ment for many -years past has been setting toward the abolition rather than the extension of capital punish ment. The question is still one open to debate, perhaps a majority of the people of the country holding that, while certain crimes should be pun ished by death, there should be a les sening of the work of the hangman and the executioner. In most states, v aii v VMM c k fUUlOU IUV11J, 19 Oil 11 IUC law, there Is great difficulty in securing Juries that will return verdicts for. the' death penalty. Many guilty persons, on that account, have escaped punish ment who would have gone to prison on life sentences it the jury had pos sessed authority to dispose of cases in that way. This situation Is becoming more and more pronounced each year. The habitual criminal curse is well recognized and there is a growth of sentiment in favor of adopting heroic methods in dealing with It, but the sentiment is cot yet strong enough to support the plan of the attorney gen eral. Much of the abuse In enforce ment of criminal laws today Is the un due authority vested in pardon boards and the overzealousness of enthusias tic reformers who have an idea that after a man has served a few months in lull he should be pardoned or paroled in order that he may have a chance to lead a better life. Profes blonal criminals, taking advantage of this sentiment among prison workers, ' Railroad Valuation and Rates Victor Rosewater, Editor of The Bee, In September Journal of Accountancy. From the standpoint of investors, a rail road property la overcapitalised only when it falls to pay full Interest and dividends on all the stock and bonds secured by It. From the standpoint of the public, a rail road la overcapitalised when It la stocked and bonded for more than It coud ba re produced. From the standpoint of tha shipper, a railroad la overcapitalised when it exacts from him exorbitant charges In order to pay the owner more than they are entitled to on a basis of value that Is speculative rather than substantial. That overcapitalization works an injury to the public seems to me to go without saying. We have had a very lucid example in the manipulation of the Burlington rail road. The stock of the Burlington was bought and Impounded by James J. Hill, who Issued In exchange therefor Great Northern bonds at two for one. In other words, he established a fixed charge of an t per cent Interest account for all time to corne In place of a variable dividend charge, which would go up and down according to the business barometer. Should the earn ings of this railroad previously have fallen it could have omitted a dividend. Should Its earnings now fall to meet the Interest charges, It would be thrown Into the hands of a receiver. . This evil grows entirely out of the pernicious method of overcapitaliza tion and Is separate and distinct from the Injury inflicted by mere stock Jugglery for Wall street gambling. As to the relation between freight and passenger rates and capitalization, the rail road spokesmen seem wUhln the past few years to have veered completely around. Stuyvesayit Fish has recently voiced their present position (address at Columbia uni versity June 10, 1907), that "the capitaliza tion of railroads has and can have no bear ing whatever on the rates charged." On the other hand, when Nebraska In 1893 undertook to establish maximum freight rates the railroads attacked the validity of the law on the ground that It waa con fiscatory in failing to provide adequate re turns upon the capital Invested, and they succeeded In having their view accepted by the United States supreme court. In that case ("Smythe vs. Ames," decided March 7, 1S98, and reported In 169, t. S.), the com prehensive opinion handed down for the court by Justice Harlan contains this declaration: We hold, however, that the basis of all use it to the limit, with the result that in many states it is accepted as a gen eral proposition that freedom by par don or parole comes to the most vicious criminal after a term of ten or fifteen years, although he may have been sentenced to life. A little more vigorous enforcement of the prison rules and a little less interference by pardon boards and prison reform asso ciations would go far toward relieving the condition against which General Bonaparte complains and for which he offers a remedy which cannot possibly receive the approbation of the public. The New York Yacht club has re jected Sir Thomas LIpton's cup chal lenge owing to certain conditions he requested relative to rules governing the race. That eaves him another licking and gives him the desired ad vertising. A lot of people voted at' the recent primary election without registering at the same time. If they want to vote again in November they must appear before the registrars and have their names enrolled on the registration books next Tuesday. With the departure of Governor Sheldon for a three weeks' absence from the state, Lieutenant Governor Hopewell will have another chance to demonstrate his usefulness as an understudy. "The American nation relies too much on Its fleet," says General Line vitch. The general should under stand that there Is a difference be tween the American fleet and the one Russia relied upon. In the, Oklahoma election Cleve land, Jackson, Jefferson and Bryan counties went democratic, while the republicans carried the counties of Lincoln, Logan, Blaine and Garfield. Anything in a name? President Roosevelt will deliver sev eral speeches the coming week and it Is a safe guess that not one of them will satisfy Colonel Bryan, no matter how many of his political clothes the president may put on. The debate between Editor Sprecher and Democratic Candidate Loomis is becoming more interesting as it pro ceeds. Judge Loomis" invitation to un cover his public record is producing results unexpected, by him. ' Marconi promises that a complete wireless, telegraph service will be es tablished across the Atlantic in three weeks. , Marconi la as full of promises as is a politician just before election. The enthusiasm of the old guard of tho populist party In Nebraska for the fusion nominee for supreme Judge this year is noticeable chiefly by its ab sence. The municipal expenses in New York are $14,700 an hour. That is more than it costs In Omaha, even In cluding the salaries and expenses of the water commission. Mr. Rockefeller says he never bad the advantages of a thorough educa tion. He appears to have quit school after he had learned addition and be fore be got to division. While no formal announcement haa been made, It Is presumed that cock tails will be barred at all the banquets to be tendered to the president on his trip down the Mississippi. , Wall street is much concerned lest the telegrapher employed In the financial district be called out It calculations as to the reasonableness of rates to be charged by a corporation main taining a highway under legislative sanc tion must be the fair value of the property being used by It for the convenience of the public. And, In order to ascertain that value, the original cost of construction, the amount expended In permanent Improve ments, the amount and market value of Its bonds and stocks, the present aa compared with the original cost of construction, the probable earning capacity of the property under particular ratea prescribed by statute and the sum required to meet operating ex penses, are all matters for consideration, and are to be given such weight aa may ba Just and right In each case. We do not Bay that there may not be other matters to be regarded In estimating the value of the property. What the company Is entitled to ask la a fair return upon the value of that which It employs for the public convenient In some other cases the courts have held that what a railroad la worth for taxation It is also worth as a basis for rate fixing and earning capacity and vice versa. In another place (Political Science Quarterly, Ma,rch, 1903) I have stated what elements, In my Judgment, should be taken Into ao count In the determination of values for assessment for taxation, and I believe the purpose for which the appraisement la had would warrant a difference In the method of arriving at the value and, perhaps, In the valuation Itself. When we assess prop erty for taxation we endeavor to ascertain what Is Its fajr market value uner nor mal conditions. When we seek a valuation aa a basis for rate fixing we try to ascer tain what . Its earning capacity In Justice should be. The actual quotations of stocks and bonds on the market Include a specu lative element, -which does not necessarily figure In administrative values and all of these might still vary some from a physi cal valuation of the railroad aa an en gineering and structural achievement, which would aim aolely at the cost of reproduc tion. Ytt there should not be much varia tion between valuations reached by each of these methods. - The tendency would be, under stable conditions, for them to ap proximate constantly toward Identity. . For these reasons I think a revaluation of railroad property would be a good thing for all concerned. It Is not so Important who makes the valuation, whether federal -or state authority, or the railroad people themselves subject to review, providing it Is honestly made and given full publicity. It would be of no benefit unless followed up by legislation designed to prevent future stock watering. If not to squeeze the water out of existing stocks. T would not make so much difference to the west, which has come to look upon no news from Wall street as good news. Mr. Hearst says he can conceive of no circumstances under which h would accept a presidential nomina tion. The country can conceive of no circumstances under which he could be elected if he should accept the nom ination. Aa Economical Lead. Pittsburg Dispatch. The estimate that tramps, stealing rides on the railroads, coat the Jatter 325,000,000 annually auggests the wisdom of turning in and abolishing the tramp nuisance and using the 325.000,000 to balance the alleged loss on 2-cent fares. Net. Afraid of It Now. Cleveland Plain Dealer. There was a time when Theodore Roose velt could have given points to the nature fakirs. He came home from church, when a small boy, In terror of that weird animal, the zeal. The text explained It: "The zeal of thine house'hatheaten me up." r Merely av Starter. Kansaa City Times. Several of the head officer of the Stand ard Oil company have retired and the company will reorganize, but these are only a few of the "re'a" which are needed. The Standard ought also to reform, re pent, recede, reflect, refrain, regenerate, regret, remit, refund, repay, renounce and retreat. The Coin Is the Thins. Baltimore American. It Is said there Is likely to be filed a protest against putting on tho new gold coin the profile of a young Irish woman selected by the late Saint Oaudens as the model. But the model on coins does not Interest the large majority of the popula tion. The general sentiment Is: "Just let me get ahead on the coin, and the coin can get any old kind of a head on It It will." Modern Affinities. St. Louis Republic. 1 This thing of married people finding "soul-sisters" and "splrlt-brothers" Is all very well In ita way and harmless enough to the divorce and remarrying point. What we cannot understand la why they should deem it abaolutely necessary to transmute splrltuaf affinities Into physical relations. Cannot the minda and spirits and under standings of a man and a woman "5m munlcate with perfect Innocuityand pleas ure outside of the marriage or physical relation? PER0.AL AD OTHKKWI8B. Robert Allan Pinkerton left an estate valued at $3,000,000. It takes a good de tective to detect a good thing. Sharks have been observed in the Po tomac river some distance from Washing ton. And congress is two months off! By the free distribution of birthday beer among the Hamburgers, the king of Slam can have a majority vote whenever he glvea the word. "Acute confuslonal Insanity" Is the latest kink In criminal technicalities. It Is much more agreeable than a necktie party or a life sentence. 1 Just to prove the prediction that the international peace conference is a failure, Guatemala and Honduras are arranging to pull off a small war. Since Tom Johnson received his fourth nomination for mayor of Cleveland he haa put on "the Intellectual pose of a man chewing toothpicks." ' The affinity business la not enjoying smooth sailing. Two exemplars of the sys tem are In Jail In NeW TTork City, another Is In a Chicago hospital, having received a variety of Injuries In a mlzup with an In dignant wife. The sentimental and sympathetic Board of Pardons of Illinois five months ago turned loose a penitentiary bird before his term was half served. A woman now lies dead In Chicago, the murdered victim of the pardoned criminal. Vast as the profit of the Standard Oil company appear, the percentage la away off compared with the loot of the Pennsyl vania capltol contractors. One thousand per cent satisfied the Standard people. Pennsylvania's loot went aa high aa 4.306 per cent. Three hundred new street cars of the pay-aa-you-enter style are ready for busi ness In Chicago. The object of the trac tion company la to make aure connection with every nickel coming to It and relieve conductor of the peril of taking microbe money Into their system. VISITORS ARE INVITED To inspect my stock of DIAMONDS. My assortment is one of the largest and therefore I can undersell any Diamond Merchant in the city and YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD A. MANDELBERG 1S22 Farnam Street OMAHA, NED. SEUiiOJil BOILED DOWN. No man ever created anything greater than himself. Sermon prepared for the ear never get beyond them. The Lord will not lift the man who does not try ' to rise. One day' charity la a poor balance for six day a' robbery. Use the knowledge you have and you will have all you can use. There Is no solution of any social prob lem without sympathy. The Influence of your life depends on the affluence of your heart. The poorest man of all Is the one who affects to despise the poor. The tallow dip man always has Illuminat ing Ideas on the responsibilities of an arc light. There's a lot of difference between the work of friendship and working your friends. Some folk think they have lot of grit because they know how to grind ..their neighbors. It will help the world wonderfully when we can make virtue a Interesting as vice already Is. When you base your honesty wholly on policy the tempter always -can show you better, premiums. - When faith sees- the glory of character at the end of the way It does not need a fence to keep it In the road, -Chicago Tri bune. . SECULAR SHOTS AT TUB PULPIT Brooklyn Eagle: Long face In Georgia One cannot have wine even at a communion service. The gospel saya wine, but the leg islature saya water, or sarsaparllla. Of course, It would not do to allow the parish- oner to have his say In the matter, be cause this 1 a free country for legisla tures. Cleveland Leader: Preachers In this city have raised their voices for a raise fn pay. One ha gone so far aa to suggest a union by which to enforce .a demand for a higher acale of remuneration In the city where John D. Rockefeller lovea most to worship. The charge Is made that salaries have not advanced in ten yeara, while necessities of life cost so much . preachers must squeeze each penny. Buffalo Express: Another clergyman Is driven publicly to regret that he per formed a wedding ceremony for a divorced man. He say he made a mistake, and was deceived as to the facta of the divorce. A license system, putting those Intending mar riage upon record and laying them open to prosecution If they misrepresent, would protect, some clergymen who, are curiously unable to protect themselves. Philadelphia Record: Divorce has been made easier to accomplish In Russia. The holy synod haa added the following addi tional ground for untying the matrimonial knot: First, mental derangement exceed'ng three years' duration; second, Infectious dis ease; third, maltreatment causing physical atui moral suffering and endangering health and life; fourth, desertion for three yeara, and, fifth leaving the orthodox church. (OKfKHM.VO GHOSTS. IadlTldaml and Party Afflictions Hard to Shake OC New York Sun. A certain Chicago widow aver that for fourteen year the ghost of her hus band has visited her and behaved shab bily. The mischievous, spirit persists In turning up every night, "sitting on the ridgepole, where It amuses Itself by sing ing and tearing shingles off and throwing brick at the goat shed." A Poltergeist, a robustious nuisance. The lady can't get married again. The Poltergeist for bids. He clatter and yella and hurl National Fidelity & Casualty Company (The first Company of Nebraska writing the minor line of insurance.) omonii Hob. Cbas. F. UindsrsoB, . President. John B. Ruth, Treasmrsr. Edvla T. Swote, Beo'y aa4 Kit. ' Homo Office: Merchants National Dank Building , Omaha, Neb. The LIBERAL Accident Policy Issued by the N. P. St C. Co. that Insures backed by the stront-t Casualty Company of the wettt. thai Insures backed by the strongest Caauality Company of the west. We solicit applications from resident of Omaha through all local lDiuran.ee Agencle or through the Home Office agency at Company's offices. (Advise your friends In the Insurance business to apply for the agency of this Company.) ' - ' things. Tho unfortunate widow weeps and walls. No tipstaff can arrest a ghost, no In junction, restrain It. The only consola tion for the victim Is to know that there Is another and a greater sufferer from the same cause. For fourteen years the democratic party has been haunted unremittingly by the Poltergeist from Nebraska. Does the democracy wIbIi to be off with the old love and on with a new? The old love howls horribly and the bricks go a-flylng through tho air. The democracy soba and peaks and pines. Poor lady of Chicago! Poor old democ racy! That la. If they can't learn not to be afraid of ghosts. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Mrs. Softheart Do you believe In all thht modern progress that a woman really finds any use In a club? Mrs. Strongarm That depends whethet she wants to use It for her own head of on her husband's. Chicago Tribune. "She's too fond of talking behind hat back." "Brhlnd whose back?" "Her own. She'a a regular rubber neck. Philadelphia Press. Mollle I wish you were more like Mr Simpson. Coddle My dear, If I were more like Mr, Simpson I should have a married woman more like Mr. Simpson. St. Louis Post Dispatch. ' "It's dreadful the way the cost of living; has gone up.' The price of diamonds haa Increased so, my husband found where tte went to get me that necklace he hfl promised me that he can't afford It at Tl this year." A "Yes, It Is certainly hard. I wonder how poor people manage to live." Baltimore American. "We were dared to get married, parson, and we never take a dare." "Very good. Come around once a week and I'll dare you to stay married." Louis ville Courier-Journal. "I wonder why old maids are usually thin?" "Dispensation of Providence, perhaps. A woman with sharp elbows can make her way through the world without the assist ance of any man." Chicago Post. Young Wife (sobbing) My husband wu In a furious temper at the breakfast table this morning, .and he he broke his word to me. Older Wife (consolingly) Never mind, my dear. Be thankful it wasn't one of the cups of your bext set of china. Baltimore American. "Where shall the weary find rest?" ex claimed the Rev. Dr. Fourthly, with dra matic emphasis. A oft snore from the pew occupied hf Deacon Hardeoty was the only response Chicago Tribune. THE HUH AM) THE POOR. Atlanta Constitution. The Lawd hear de po" man cryln, An' He ax him why an' how. An' de po' niAn say: , "Hit's de rich man's day. An' whar Is de po' man nowf "Whar is de po man now Wliar Is de po' man nowf Too po' ter stay. Or ter move away Oh, whar la de po' man now?" De Lawd hear de rich man cryln. An' He ax him why an' bow. An' dn rich man aay: "Par's my fine ter pay. An' whar U de rluh man now? "Whar la de rich man now Oh. whar is de rich man nowt Kin I rise an' shine Wid de gover-nilnt fine? Oh, whar la de rich man now? Den de angel come Turn glory Ter take 'um ter de wort" dat's new. But de rich man say Dat he reckon he will stay. An' de po' man aeaso, too! Dey ain't In a hurry fr to go Oh, dey ain't In a hurry fer to go Da worl' Is a trial. An' a big self-denial. But dey ain't In a hurry fer ter got SnZCTOMl T, A Oudahy T. T. Klrksadall O. M. Wllhela r. A. Hash X. K- Baldrlg Joha a. Snth O. 4 Sill Tra.nk rowler 8. T. Iwobe