- TIIE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER IS. 1007. How the Burmese Conduct a Funeral II LI 1 U 1 1 . A Duamnu I I boy la to enter P.uddUt mnn- I n -w a a a niv4n Mia .nlranr. is marked with festivities. The axplrant r1lea to the monnatry on a sacred pony and over his head In held a golden umbrella. Whm the' lad arrives ut the monastry h Is received by yellow robed priests, who take him to one of thi Inner court". Three monasteries, by the way. are usually erected at the expense of some pious per son desirous of training- merit In the next world. Unfortunately no merit attaches to thoe who repair the building, and so In course of time after the builder' death the monastery becomes a mass of ruins and Is abandoned. The school ron In the center of the temple and here t y and young; monks are Instructed In rudiments of a Bud dhist education. The books are written on the boy novices decide to take the vows of a priestly life. Imperially attractive to the boy novice Is the Idea of the priest's fumfal which irny one dny he Ills own. It Is the occa sion of a popular festival and draws pleas-ure-ovlng crowds from far and near. When n Buddhist priest dies the body Is e:t l.almed and placed In a gorgeous glided shell, which In turn Is deposited In a special building In the temple ground until the hegglng bowla of the brethren have col lected enough for a spectacular funeral. This generally takes plnce In February or -March after a successful rice harvest, when money Is plentiful and the people are anx ious for some little festival after months of hard labor. A big open space Is chosen In the temple grounds and booths spring tip with mar ionette shows. Jugglers, minor theaters, fortune tellers, quack doctors -and the like. You want dependability in furniture and you want PRICES THAT ARE RIGHT .-. j If -; 1 '4 j That's what you get at Hartman's every time. In our furniture you have the quality that insuret lasting Ratisfaction. Everything is honestly made we know it, for the goods are either made specially for our rcat chain of stores or under our direct supervision. No defects covered by varnish -no skimping no careless work. Our aim is to elevate quality and get through our advantages in buying to reduce the prices. We're accomplishing our aim, too. The goods offered below bear eloquent proof of the fact. You can't duplicate these values we care not where you look. Individual Credit Service Terms and anaigements made to suit your particular requirements. This New Model 0 7f5 EXTRA SPECIAL VALUES THIS WEEK IN COMPLETE HOME OUTFITS? ROOMS FURNISHED 4 Because of some extraordinarily favorable purchase! made In several lines of Roods Intended for our home outfits we are able to give values this week that are greater than were ever before offered to the people of this or any other city. These outfits are for 3, 4. B. 6, 7 and 8 rooms everything of newest design and most reliable character. We Invite you to come .jii T0 o A and inspect the handsome furnishings Included reail 1 OTITIS Oil ADOVO In these splendid outfits. 4 Room O fieri $10 Cash and $8 Monthly Sewing Machine Throughly high-grade, guaranteed for 10 years. Mechanical parts Inclosed In dust-proof case, nickeled parts heavily plated, has automatic bobbin winder, now feed motion operated on ball bearings, double four-motion drop-feed stitch regulator self-setlng needle. Woodwork of solid golden oak, beautifully' polished. Complete with all accessories and thoroughly guar anteed for ten years. 'LET IIARTMAN FEATHER YOUR NEST" Mam -tyQ Jiffiffi'; ffiyV" TrOfe? This China Closet t $16.50 It is an ornament to any dining room. It is a thoroughly high grade china ' closet. It is a spe cial. Contracted tor by us in such im mense quantities as to make the lowest price possible. Imperial Monarch Brussels Rug. Size 12 ft. x 9 ft.. Price. I5If This Is our Celebrated Imperial Monarch Brussels Kug specially made for controlled exclusively by the great Hartman chain of stores. It has no miter seams to wear on; it is-jioi maae up irom remnants; It Is a full woven rui made oi Dest materials ana morougiuy guaranteed. IS P Ifi 'w Mm Solid Oak China Ciasct Made of seloctod material and beau tifully polished. Has t bent ends and dou ' ble strength, glass side and door three adjustable m rn mirror toD.O i X j I J ijRTMATi j j I I I 10 l Handsome 3-Plece Parlor Suite 14s Upholstered In Imported Velour This Parlor Suite is another of Hart man 'u wonderful values. Consists of large divan, comfortable arm chair and smaller chair. Frame is of polished birch, mahogany fin ish and upholstered In the best of material, with expert workmanship and a value positively beyond duplication. FUNERAL, PYRE OF A BURMESE PRIEST. palm leaves of a upeclal kind or else on thin strips of Ivory. The most valuable book of all Is the king's waistclotli. which consists of tvory cut amazingly thin und covered first with black and then with red Ittcquer until It becomes as1 flexible as a piece of whale bone. The material la then cut Into strips eighteen Inches long and four Inches broad, and the sacred writings are painted on It wtlh either gold or black varnish. Having been received In the monastry the lad assumes the Hurmese yellow robe 9f mourning, abstinence and humility. He .ecelves at the same time the eight requi sites of life, most Important of which Is the begging bowl in which to collect the dally food from the faithful. The boy's hraJ Is shaved and then for a period ranging from a few days to sev oral months he Is an Inmate of the temple, .earning the sacred writings, waiting on the presis and collecting his dally bread by marching through the village and paus ing at every door for the cup of rice or other offering which every householder Is expected to pour Into his bowl. Many of Most Important of all a typically Burmeae structure, pagodalike In shape. Is erected round a flinsy framework and then deco rated with oriental art with pasteboard, colored paper and bunting. The lower part of the templelike hearse la filled wtth combustibles saturated with oil, and Immediately above this is the plat form on which the body of the dead priest rests. The shell containing the body Is drawn an hour or two previously to the fa'r ground In an elaborate car decked with gold and tinsel, and the coffin Is Immedi ately hoisted by pulleys high up Into the funeral pagoda. The temple bells begin to tinkle, and amid cries of delight from the crowd show ers of colored rockets are fired Into the pagoda, which Instantly takes Are and blazes furiously. Thicker and thicker fly the rockets, until the entire structure Is a mass of flames. In half an hour or so nothing remains of the pagoda but a heap of ashes, from which certain . fragments of bones are carefully collected and burled with reverence, after which a pagoda la built over them for a memorial. Sotid Oak f y 5 Sideboard I Oak ' A 95 Heater Gleanings by the Story Teller Something Ha to be Done. U G vijltinif tnlniHtnr u na wollrln I I along the shady country road to a S I church where hi m-MS to nra-li that day when he saw a little boy digging vigorously Into the bauK by the roadtitde. He stopped and asked the boy why tie worked so nurd on Sunday. "lm digging for a woodchuck, sir," re plied the boy. "Well, my son, don't you know It is wrong to do that on unaay, and you won't get hlmt" "Not get him!" exclaimed the boy; "why I've got to get him. The minister's coming to our house to dinner today and we ain't got no meat." Philadelphia Ledger. Constant tu Purpose Only. General Sir Alfred iloraford, once In au thority at Alderahot, believed In an army of unmarried men, and Invariably turned a deaf ear to privates who were In love and who wished to take wives. When Horsford was In command of a battalion of the rifle brigade, says Sir Evelyn Wood In his re cant entertaining volume, "From Midahlp man to Field Marshal," a soldier came up to him for permlbslou to marry. "No, certainly not," was tne curt reply. "Why does a young man Ilka you want a wife?" "Oh, pleaae sir," said the soldier, "I have two rings (good conduct badges) and 5 In the savings bank, ao I am eligible, and 1 want to marry very much." "Well, go away, and If you come back this day year In the same mind, yoit shall marry. I'll keep the vacancy." On the anniversary the soldier repeated Ma request. "Bui do you really, after a ur, want to marry T" "Yes, sir; very much."' In spite of himself, Horsford was visibly Impressed. . "Sergeant Major." he said, ' "take his nam down. Yea, you may marry. I never believed there was so much constancy In roan or woman. Right face. Quick march." "Thank you, sir," he said, gratefully. "It Isn't the same woman." Tne Chicago Vnltft. A Chicago man tells of a resident of that city who bad been unsMreaaful In one Venture after another. At last, however, he made a large sum of money by means of an invention In car wheels, and very soon thereafter his family, consisting of his wife and two young daughters, were to be aeea taking their dally outing In a motor car. One day the three were being driven rapidly through the park, while a look of painful selt-consclousness overspread the features of the Inventor's wife, as she sat bolt uptight, looking straight before her. "Now, ma" came In clear ton. ay from ' one of tue daughters, wnuee keen face alive wltu enjoyment, "now ma, can't you loll back and not look as If the water was boiling over?" New York Tribune. Extra Charge. He was a stout, pudgy person, liable to be Irritated early In the morning evidently subject -to indigestion and he walked Into the dining room with anything but good grace. Turning to the Italian waiter he said: "Haven't you people any conacience here?" The child of the sunny south only shrugged his shoulders and suavely re plied: "Kef eet ees not on xe bills eet ees churged extta for," Philadelphia Ledger. Strnclc Bottom. James R. Kuene loves to tell the story of the Irish coul miner who fell down the shaft., Pat had a curious experience. The shaft was a new one, about seventy-five feet deep, and when the Irishman- tumbled In he did not go the wlple distance Im mediately. He lodged about a third of the way dnwn, and his fellow workmen struggled to save him. Pat directing the operations. Just as they thought they had succeeded, he crashed down another twenty-five feet, when an obstruction caught him, and the rescue campaign was begun anew and with greater difficulty. When they were a second time on the point of success, to the dismay of the rescuing party. Pat went headlong into the lower deep. Now all was silent; no sound from the unfortunate Hibernian. Leaning far over the edge of the shaft, the foreman shouted through a trumpet: "Pat. I say, Patrick." From the darkness and mystery of the under-world came the solitary word, "Hur rool" "Are you much hurted. Pat?" "I am not, begorra." "Where are ye, Pat?" "Phat's that ye're savin'?" "Where are ye, Pat? Where the dlvll are ye?" tt a "Where am I? Where am I? Glory be to God, I'm on the bottom at lasht." New York Trtbune. He Was Sitting; Dens. The late James A. Bailey, famous as the successor of P. T. Barnum, once an cepted an Invitation to a dinner tendered to bride and groom among the "freaks" of his circus. He was late In arriving and found the company politely awaiting him. There were living skeletons, dwarfs. Circassians, snake charmers, the "gtrl that spoke seven languages and had two heads, which made fourteen languages in aH." the "dog-faced boy" and others. Beaming upon them with paternal air, the happy manager acknowledged' the genial "Hello, pop," that went around the fecial board. t ' "I am sorry I kept you malting." he suld. taking his place at the table. "I believe there are seveial new additions This Sideboard is a very elegant design, serpentine front, elabo rately carved ornamentations and extra large French bevel nArror. It's a value unmatch able in Omaha. It is only through the great advantage we enjoy in buying these for our great chain of 22 stores that we are able to make the low price above mentioned. , Advance Sale of Heaters .Extraordinary saving opportunities a special sale of tlie season's newest and most improved Heating Stoves prices that can't possibly be duplicated a month later. PFPI AT e offer this week 250 fine Heaters and w JL n Jl eTTn aW Ranges at a tremendous cut In price. These This is a splendid oak heater, it is of handsome propor tions and is beautl fully ornamented with nickel trim mings. It has extra durable firebox, pat ent grate and Is a marvel for economy of fuel. Six-Hole Stael Range 26Z5 Guarante'd for 5 years; complete with high warming closet, as shown in illustration. (Hi- V""l -nrU fSTSJsnSSsSnSLnn This is a most excellent Steel Range. It has six large full-size 8-inch holes, has extra large saqure oven, is beautifully ornamented with nickel trim mings. It is guaranteed for absolute and complete satisfaction. s heaters are of a special lot consisting of samples left from last season and some odds and ends all must be closed out immediately and to send them out quickly we will sacrifice them at 5Qc Q" Terms on This Steel Range $3 Cash, 50c Weekly This steel range is a marvel for the money posi tively the best ever sold at Base 0750 burner Extra slze most durably constructed powerful double heater many new features which add great ly to Its efficiency. Hand somely nickel trimmed, large mica illumination, anywhere near large coal magazine. the price. $;j.00 Canh, nnj Weekly. Solid Oak Dresse This handsome Dresser is made of selected solid oak and has a beautiful polish ed finish. Has large French beveled mirroi set i n carved mirror frame. On sale all week at Hart iLtin's store. Goods sold all over (he United States on our generous credit plan Our handsomely illustrated catalog FREE. Write for one today This Mm i tress Is of our own manufacture, Is of su perior quality, but by saving the manufacturer's profit we are able to soil it at the special price above quoted. It is made of elastic felt, soft, resllltnt and comfortable. Will never lump. Made with Imperial stitched edges that cannot break down, and taped, equal . to $15.00 mattresses advertised and sold iroughout umana. L "Feather your nest I4I4-I4I6-I4I8 DOUGLAS ST We firmly believe that this Is by far the biggest Pedestal Extension Table value on sale in Omaha. This table is made of best selected solid oak with large quartersawed oak top, brilliantly polished. It is very massive, very substantial and is extra well finished. to the company. Is this the groom?" "No," replied a deep voice from the tull beard addressed, "I am the bride." "I beg your pardon," said Mr. Balliy. I did not recognize the bearded woman. But, tell me, which is the groom?" "I am," proclaimed a very thin voice. In astonishment Mr. Bailey glanced up at the figure towering near his elbow. "I congratulate you, my man," aald the manager. "Sit down, let us on with tho feast sit down." The guest addressed at once began to ascend seemingly until his head was In the neighborhood of the canvas roof, from which height he looked down and said: "I waa slttln' down, pop I was sittin' down!" Success Magazine. Doesn't Believe In lloodoos. Oovernor Johnson of Minnesota was only IS when his father died, and he supported the family by money earned doing all sorts of odd Jobs. He pumped the bellows In the blacksmith shop, once owned by his father, and once a week inked the roller of the press in the local print shop. Besides this he carried mail and newspapers to out lying houses. His ambition was to take a course in pharmacy. Ho had to give up this idea for a time because of family expenses. When at last he managed to get a certificate as a registered pharmacist It was No. U. But he says he never be lieved much In hoodoos. Kneel Woola to Wed. Kneeling upon satin cushions In which were sewn love letters, Thornton Edwin Vail, son of Or. Edwin Vail of Enfield, Mass., and Miss Josephine Eldiidge, daugh ter of H. M. Sldrldge of York. Pa., were married at the home of the bride's parents. The bride is a York High school girl, w tills the bridegroom Is an '07 graduate of Yale university, and will take a post-graduate course In medicine at Johns Hopkins uni versity. Ths young couple will reside In Baltimore while the husband 'is attending school. . Cigars for Oneete. Mrs. Brown awoke her husband In the dead of night with the atartltng Informa tion that she had Just heard a burglar In the room below. "Now," she exclaimed, excitedly, "he 's lighting one of those cigars I gave you for your birthday. I heard Mm pick up the box and put It down again." ' Then John sat up and listened. "By Jove, Mary, you're right!" he answered. "lie Is! He's actually smoking one of tliose er er those cigars." Then he nestled once more, comfortably beneath the blankets. "Go to sleep agalii. Mary," he said, complacently, "we'll find the poor wretch in the morning." Worth Waiting; For. An old gentleman, rather portly and clad in a somewhat youthful suit of light gray flannel, sat on a bench in the park enjoying the spring day, "What's the matter, sonny?" he nsked a mall urchln who lay on the grass Just across the walk and stared Intently. "Why don't you go and playr "lon't wanter," the boy replied. "But It la not natural." the old gentle man Insisted, "for a boy to be so quiet. Why don't you run about?" "Oh, I'm Just waltln'," the little fellow answered. "I'm Just waltln' till you get up. A man painted that bench about fif teen minutes ago." Woman's Home Com panion. . Marse Henry's Monopoly. When Louis Brownlow, now a Washing ton correspondent, was a reporter on the Louisville Courier-Journal, he was sit ting at ths telephone table in the local room one night waiting for a call. The office dictionary la kept on that table. Brownlow was turning the leaves Idly when Marse Henry Watterson came along. Marse Henry does not see very well. He made out a figure at the table and said: "WhJ's that?" "Brownlow, Mr. Watteraon." "What are you doing. Brownlow?" "I'm reading the dictionary." "Well, skip the adjectives, skip the ad jectives, Tor I'm the only one on this paper who ran use them." Baturday Evening Post. Hard Fight -Against Sleep Hitheito I have thought that traveling by carta over stony roads and staying In Chinese inns at night was the hardest thing a foreign traveler in China was called upon to endure, but since I have traveled with a caravan of camels I have changed my opin ion. The moaotouy of the desert by day : i and the bed of camels' saddles at night, the evil amell of camels and the slowness of their drivers and the acrid, choking smoke of the little fire on which one's food is cooked none of these things are so trying to the foreigners as the sleepiness which at tacks one in this high region. This to me was a real torture. Traveling through the cold night with no other company than dull Chinese, who seem to sleep while walking alongside the camels or while sitting on their backs, and being weighed down by heavy sleepiness, Is the worst thing I have endured. You sit on your horse and, In spite of every effort, fall asleep. Presently you wake up and find yourself on the ground with your horse standing bewildered at your side, wondering whether you are alive or dead. Then you try to keep yourself awake by walking and talking a bit to the camel drivers, but you soon tlnd thut they are Just as sleepy as yourself. A tew words are exchanged and then you are too tired to open your mouth to talk or even to think of anything but sleep, sweet sleep. Oh, for Just a few minutes there at the roadside on the soft ground. The cara van cannot wait and your servant would not watch over you; he would soon fall asleep like yourself. . The wolves would then have an easy time. Yet In spite of all this reasoning you feel as If you were drawn to the ground by the power of a thousand strong mag nets and soon yield to sleep again. Sud denly your watchful horse, whose reins you have kept slung abound your neck this is a wise thing to do pulls up. starts, and Jerks you wide awake. You Jump up, not know ing where you are for some seconds, but you see your horse trembling and realize that danger la near. For a few minutes you sre fully awake and feel glad and refreshed. You Jump on your horse and catch up with the caravan, which has gone a few 11 fa II Is SM yards) ahead. After another ten II or so sleep creeps on again like a huge boa constrictor embracing you In Its Irresistible grasp. The same fight has then to be fougnt over again. Then at last the caravan arrives at the halting place for the nlght.-North China News. er - C ' ' efef sm HOPSSWE USE BLUE RIBBON BOTTLED BEER are imported by us direct from Saaz, Bohemia. We get the choicest pickings of these, the world's most famous hops. Our European representative, Mr. J. K. Storz, personally selects our requirements each season, right at the hop vineyards. It is the use of such excellent hops that imparts to STORZ BEER an exquisite aroma and tonic strength that distinctly marks it as a superior brew. It costs VOU no more than nrrlinarv hrer. R til " J .. t L1 sure vmi ntrAtr CTV'D T US ii j i a T'j'' IM1 f&Zil STORZ BREWING CO. OMAHA. NEB. L3- a Bee Want Ads Produce Results r-V