THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER 15, 1907. Tile Omaha Sunday Bek. FOUNDED lir LDWARU ROSKWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha Postofllce as second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, pally Be (without Sunday), one year.. $4.00 Ially Bee and Sunday, one year Sunday Bee. on year i Saturday Bee, one year l.W DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Dally Hp (Including Sunday), per week..l5e l'illr Be (without Sunday), per week..lOo Evening Bee (without Sunday), per week c Evening Bee (with Sunday;, per week.. .100 Address all complaints of Irregularities In dullvtiy to City Circulation Department OFFICES. Omaha-The Bee Building, South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs IS Scott Street. , Chicago Unity Building. Nw Vork 1S08 Home Life Insurance Bdg. Washington W1 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new anil edi torial matter should he addressed, Oman Bee, Editorial Department. . REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. ' STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas county, s: George B. Tischu'k, treasurer of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete coplei of The Dally Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee prlntel during the month of August, 107, was as follows: X 36,750 17 ,840 X 86,940 1 8 88,800 t 87,040 It 87 130 4 35,900 20 87,000 1 37,440 l 36.640 36,830 12 36,390 t 86,700 23 36,960 1 80,880 24 36,950 t 36,660 2$ 36,600 10 36,820 26 38,780 11 35,650 27 30,880 13 37,340 21 86 460 13 37,110 2 36,500 14 36,700 80 86,640 It 36,770 81 36,140 1 36,850 Total 1,138,330 Less unsold and returned copies. 11,346 Net total 1,126,374 Dally average 36,354 GEO. B. TZdCHUCK, . Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this Slst day of August, 1907. (Seal) U. B. HUNG ATE, Notary Public WHEN OUT OK TOWN. Bnbscrlbrrs leaving the city tern porarlly should haw) The) Dm mailed to them. Address will be changed aa often aa requested. As to Senator Foraker, be Is Btlll playing political solitaire. "What's tlie score?" will booh be transferred from the diamond to the gridiron. All this talk about Belling the Phil ippines ig wasted breath, bo long as no customer Is in sight. Mr. Bryan may call Mr. Taft "the Great Postponer," but the title really belongs to Walter Wellman. SU11. those Hindus la Washington have not been treated much more se verely than they were-ttt home. ' ' Washington advices Indicate that the Department of Justice is still de termined to nail the Lumber trust. An English Journal criticises Mark Twain for his "flippancy." The Eng lish still insist upon having serious humor. - Secretary Taft says there are too many millionaires. Most people think too many of the other fellows are mil lionaires. Delaware proposes to increase its revenues by taxing tombstones. Del aware authorities have a weakness for grave problems. Our Nebraska railroads are not so cock-sure that they want to fight every act of regulation by the state as they were a week ago. A New York man has applied for a divorce because his wife insists upon wearing decollete dress. In a word, he hopes to win by a neck. . New Englanders have named a cave .vpurgutory" because no one can enter it. This does not agree with the ac cepted notion of purgatory. If Mr. liarriman will tell his Wall street associates all about what he saw In the west he may at least in part allay their fears of impending calamity. An organization known as "The Searchers After the Perfect Life" has been formed in Chicago. For obvious reasons its work will be outside cf Chicago. "The upper berths are just as com fortable and desirable as the lower," says a Pullman official. - Did rou ever see a Pullman official selecting an up per berth T Fortunately the dates arranged for President Roosevelt's western tour bring him In and out of St. Louis with out endangering the stability of the Sunday lid. It is said that President Roosevelt's message to the next congress will be the longest he has ever written. He need have no fear it will not be read, however long. Judge Parker explains that he haa not said he would refuse the demo cratic nomination for the presidency. He simply holds that it Is some other man's turn to take the beating. While the State Railway commission la reducing rates on grain. It la not a good time for it to consider raising rates on cream or on any other staple article of transportation. If any changes are to' be made in existing freight schedules, they should go down ward and not upward. RUXNIXQ tTlLD On PLATO ROO DS. While we know that the people of Omaha are Just now blindly enamored of Juvenile courts, detention homes, child labor laws, children's play grounds and everything that appeals to them In the name of the children, The Bee deems It its duty to enter protest against the scheme to vote 1 60,000 of park bonds to be used to purchase public playgrounds in vari ous parts of the city. Members of the Park board seem to be at variance as to whether these proposed playgrounds should be ac quired out of the proceeds of bonds chargeable against the taxpayers of the whole city, or whether the cost should be assessed back to the prop erty In the vicinity deriving direct benefits from such Improvements, the same as has been the practice with reference to new parks. Irrespective of the Incentive which the voting of these bonds would give to real estate deals In which the city would get the worst of It, The Bee sees no reason whatever for Inaugurating the plan. In the first place, the champions of children's playgrounds shut their eyes to the difference between Omaha and eastern cities which they want to imi tate. New York, Philadelphia, Boa ton and Baltimore are built up solidly with narrow streets which leave no room for healthy exercise by children. Omaha, on the other hand, Is one vast playground with wide streets, de tached dwellings, front yards, back yards and vacant lots within the reach of every child. In eastern cities the public schools are hemmad in between big buildings with nothing but a narrow brick-paved courtyard for the children to turn around In. In Omaha we have nearly forty public schools, with commodious yards attached to each of them, fur nishing ample playground for all the children in attendance. If some of these school yards need enlargement, that would be an easy matter, but there is no good reason why they should not serve as playgrounds all the year round as well as during the months the schools are open. Furthermore, Omaha has a number of well located parks, a corner of which Could easily be used for sum mer playgrounds if the school yard playgrounds needs augmenting in hot weather. To invest $50,000 or any other large sum In public playgrounds in a city like Omaha on which returns could be had for only a small part of the year would be a waste and an ex travagance absolutely unjustifiable when so many more necessary public improvements are imperatively needed, v The time may come when public playgrounds In the congested parts of our city will be desirable, but that is yet' ten' or twenty years ahead, and that emergency will be taken care of when It arises. . THE POST CARD CRAZE The souvenir postcard, which at one time was looked upon as an un mitigated nuisance, now promises to be a blessing, bo far as the Postofllce department of the government is con cerned. The growth of the souvenir card mania has been so rapid that postal officials are already figuring upon it to do away with the annual postal deficit. The souvenir postcard was of French origin and was devel oped In Germany, but its use has be come bo universal that it has become accepted as a fixed part of the system of communication. It has Bupplanted the long-winded letters formerly writ ten by travelers and enabled them at less expense of time and money to give their friends a more Instructive idea of what they are seeing. Some idea of the use of the postcard is furnished by newly completed statis tics. At the New York postoffice, the dally average of domestic postcards re ceived for distribution outside of New York is 80,000, while the carriers in New York City distribute dally an average of 160,000 of these souvenirs, 25,000 of them coming from foreign lands. One steamship alone brought 65,000 souvenir cards in its mails to the United States. 0 Officials of the Postoffice department at Washington state that the use of these souvenirs has increased 60 per cent during the three months of sum mer travel and that it Is already some thing of a burden to handle the dally receipts. The government, however, Is encouraging the use of the souvenir postcard as a business getter by a re cent order permitting messages to be written on the left half of the address side. Every city and village In the nation has a souvenir card and the recipient is never at a loss to get some thing suitable to send in return. The government's Interest In the develop ment of the fad arises from the fact the postage on a pound of souvenir cards is about 40 cents, as against a nominal cost of transporting them, so the more the fad grows the smaller be comes the annual postal deficit. While originally the souvenir post card was a mere pleasantry, the world Is becoming educated, through Its use, about places it never thought of be fore, simply because everybody sends pictures and views, In postcard form, to everybody else. The cards range from pictures of the Sphinx and the first log cabin at Three Oaks, Mich., to the Congressional library at Wash ington and the conductor firing a hobo from a limited train In the desert. One abuse has crept Into the use of the souvenir card, however, that ahould be eradicated promptly. The Wisconsin postmasters, In convention last week, passed resolutions denouncing the ob scene or suggestive postcard as an evil growing at an alarming rate. Such cards can have no value, educational or otherwise, and their use should be suppressed by punishing severely the men who sell them. With that excep tion the souvenir card Is proving a beneficial educational Institution tW servtng to be encouraged. A ROYALTY LWIXO DEMOCRAT. The congressman-editor of our ami able democratic contemporary, Ju6t re turned from an extended sojourn abroad. Is already giving evidence through his newspaper of Imported Ideas acquired while hobnobbing with royalty. Colonel Bryan made a globe-girdling trip only to proclaim on regaining his native land that notwithstanding all he had observed In the most progressive nations of the world, he was still con vinced that ours is the most enlight ened and most popularly responsive government on earth a nation enjoy ing priceless liberties possessed by no other people. But not so with our distinguished congressman - editor traveler, who comes home apprehensive of the sta bility of our free Institutions and eager to go back to the monarchical 'forms which our ancestors shook off more than a century ago. His ideal govern ment now is that of Great Britain, and this is how he voices his admiration: How Is It with the British empire, from which in the name of self-government the t'nlted States seceded? What happens when the British Parlia ment enacts a law? Can its operations be suspended by the Judiciary as here? They cannot. Can British Judges by virtue of assumed superior wisdom or virtue to that of the Parliament declare the law Invalid and un constitutional? They cannot. Can the king veto It? He can but he dare not. That veto would cost him his throne. As seen through the spectacles of this eminent royalty-worshiping dem ocrat, the American people have con demned themselves to stand Idly by to see their laws when made "exposed helpless before executives and Judges, perhaps to be maimed or to be put to death," while the British people, when their Parliament has enacted a law, "have got it." We agree with the conclusion of our amiable contemporary that "the differ ence Is worth thinking about." The people of Great Britain have a king handed down to them by heredity and a House of Lords, to which admission is determined by birth, and with al most equal authority to that of the popularly elected House of Commons. The people of the United States, on the other hand, must be content to be sovereigns In themselves, each on the same level with the other in point of citizenship. They must submit to a government established by the people and for the people and endure methods of legislation and means of testing its validity, fixed by their own constitu tion, reserving to themselves the right and the power to change their funda mental law at will. - Colonel Bryan has defined .a demo crat to be ' "one who believes In the rule of the people." According to the Bryan definition, our democratic editor congressman should be debarred from assuming the name: THE IQNORAMVSES VP AORTH." Senator Benjamin Ryan Tillman of South Carolina baa returned to his home after one of his roost successful seasons on the Chautauqua circuit. In an interviow with the Savannah Press Senator Tillman says: I enjoy preaching the gospel of white su premacy to thoso miserable ignoramuses vp north. Yes, I get enough out of it to compensate me for the work. I find about four-fifths of the crowd with me on the race question everywhere I go. The politicians are the ones who oppose my views. I have taken a number of hand pri maries, and most of them are more unani mous than any X have taken in South Carolina, No, I am not permitted to talk politics in my lectures. I am confined to the raco question by my contracts, but that Is really the only question that divides this country. It has divided the north and south for the last fifty years and If It wasn't, for the negro they could get together. The clown in the old-fashioned cir cus used to announce, "We have got your money, and that's what we're here for." Senator Tillman Is work ing the same game. He is to rest a week or ten days and then make a fresh start on fifty lecture dates that will take him through the west and northwest, occupying his time, at $200 a night, until he will have to report to congress, on December 1. He is a wise advertiser and Is his own press agent. His apparently casual remark about "those miserable ignoramuses up north" will be heralded throughout the country, as he Intended It should be, and will start a controversy In every city where he Is billed to lecture. The result will be more business at the box office and more money for Till man. If the attendance shows signs of dropping off Tillman will probably apply to the police for a bodyguard, expressing fear to which be Is a stranger that efforts will be made to prevent him from discussing the negro question. It is useless to discuss Mr. Tillman's assertion that "four-fifths" of the crowds that hear him agree with him on the race question. Tillman fattens on opposition and any time he finds four-fifths, or .even a majority, of his hearers agreeing with him on the race question be will change his attitude and advocate something cer.taln to put him In a hopeless minority. Tillman has made a lot of money by getting himself misunderstood. He has the reputation of being a "nigger hater," a fighter, something of a bully and an Ishmaellte, with his hand against the existing order of things. As a matter of fact,' the negro em ployes on bis big South Carolina plan tation love him; he Is something of a poet and dreamer, a mild-mannered man among his friends, a student and a philosopher. He makes up for his Chautauqua stunts Just as a mollycod dle on the stage makes up for the part of the blood-thirsty villain, ;"becauee It pays." He has a warm spot under his vest for "the miserable ignor amuses up north" and room In bis pockets for their dollars. Those who know him quietly laugh at hiB methods and tactics and sincerely regret that they prevent the man's hearers from getting acquainted with the real Ben Tillman. A PAR FETCHED PREDICTION. Ebcnezer J. Hill, a veteran member of congress from Connecticut, haa been having a dreamof American expansion that holds small promise of ever com' lng true. In a recent address before a church audience at Stratford, Mr. Hill said: This continent will be ours. The Panama canal will be our southern boundary and our northern shores will end at the Arctio ocean. In an address in the United States senate a few years ago, John M. Thurs ton described the United States aa "bounded on the east by the Atlantic, on the west by the Pacific, on the south by the national conscience and on the north by the old enemy." Mr. Hill has improved on that by fixing the line of the national conscience at Panama and obliterating the old enemy on the north. There is always the possibility that Canada may ultimately become a part of the American union, but the fulfill ment of that dream Is most remote. The Dominion is prospering marvel ously and rejoicing in its political in dependence. Commercial union may come in the lifetime of the young men of today, but political union cannot be expected for generations. The problem on the south Is of alto gether a different complexion. Our nation is destined to play an Impor tant part in the future government' of the trouble-breeding republics of Cen tral America and steps have already been taken to aid them in forming a peace pact looking to more stable gov ernments. The completion of the Panama canal will make It necessary that peace be maintained in the Central American region, but the United States, in ' encouraging and promoting such peace, can have no plan of territorial expansion in that direction.- The na tion will desire and aim to remain at peace with all the Latin-American peo ple between the Panama canal and the Rio Grande, but it cannot, unless the entire mode of life, thought and opin ion of the American people change rapidly, think of absorbing them Into our political union until the popula tion conditions there are completely changed.' ' ' TH1C EASSIXQ Of POLITENESS. The Keystone Telephone company of Philadelphia has issued an order which threatens another' step toward the abandonment of the Aid for.ms of, polite conversation now, unhappily, .almost obsolete. - -The "company has directed its 450 operators to cease hereafter" saying "please". to JpatronB, while tlje patrons are requested to observe, the same rule. The company bases its order on the ground that the change will save a great deal of time dally. It is doubtful if this alleged saving in time is sufficient Justification for an order limiting the supply of politeness that fa already running low in this hurrying age. It does not take leng for either the .telephone operator- or the patron to Bay "please" and -the little word is oft a lubricant that makes ' v. , t even the commercial and Industrial wheels of the busy world run more smoothly. It takes the raw edge off a command and lends strength' to ' a re quest. The word "please" is one relic of the polite forms of our fathers that should not be lost. It Is inexpensive and returns liberally on the Invest ment.' The argument that it consumes time is not tenable, because everybody has, time enough and to spare for a little politeness. THE BOY8 IN BLUE. The announcement from Washing ton that the War department is con sidering the advisability of abolishing the olive drab, the khaki and other colors in the uniforms worn by the men of the army and navy and return ing to the beloved old blue , will be cheering news to the public, particu larly to the old veterans and their de scendants who have ' never become fully reconciled to the change in the color of the uniform' of the nation's defenders. The proposed change, it is under stood, is due to an impression among officials of the War department that the proprietors of places of amusement will not discriminate against enlisted men of the service. If they are dressed in blue uniforms, instead of the olive drab now used for summer wear and the khaki that la worn In winter. It is admitted that the present dress has a rough appearance and it is thought that proprietors of amusement places object to It Just as they do to a laborer appearing in overalls and Jumper. It Is proposed, therefore, to issue a gen eral order requiring enlisted men, at least when on leave, to wear the blue uniform and thus appear "dressed up." Whatever the reason for the order, It will be welcomed generally. The American people have an abiding love for the blue uniform of the American soldier. It Is generally regarded as much of the soldier's equipment as his arms and munitions of war. A French physician describes hysteria as "a form of mental depres sion characterized by the retraction of the field .of personal consciousness and a tendency to the dissociation and emancipation of the system of Ideas aud functions that constitute person ality." . Many have felt that it waa something like that, but have been unable to explain It In snch simple terms. Governor Sheldon has promised to bring his staff to Ak-Sar-Ben's next Initiating' performance, but has not yet increased the supply of colonels available for the occasion. His prede cessor in the executive chair would have had a whole army of gold-decked retainers commissioned by this time. Complaint is made that the Ne braska corrupt practices law holds down the candidate too closely in his expenses in a direct primary fight. The way to make the corrupt practices law elastic Is for the candidate to run on all tickets and give himself the maxi mum expense account on each. J. Plerpont Morgan Is making elab orate preparations for his attendance trpon the conference of the Episcopal church on the same scale that he would for the preliminaries of a big bank merger. John D. Rockefeller should take pointers If he wants to syndicate the Baptist brethren. The Department of Agriculture esti mates the value of the poultry and eggs of the country for the nresent year at $500,000,000. The housewife who has to buy either poultry or eggs at prevailing prices will be easily con vinced that the estimate is not exag gerated. Senator Depew says $100,000,000 of American securities formerly held In France have been bought by Amer icans, but he cannot learn the identity of the purchasers. Oh, well, several Nebraska farmers have sold their hold-over supplies of wheat. Some statistician has figured out that 500,000,000 people live In houses, 700,000,000 in caves, huts or tents and 250,000,000 have no regular shel ter. The last number must Include the dwellers In flats. Armed men are making it a daily business to rob the people on the street cars In Los Angeles. We have felt all along that Los Angeles would get tired of using Its climate alone for advertis ing purposes. Senator Hemenway of Indiana says the tariff will be the main issue in next year's campaign. And to think that Hemenway got his start by being Uncle Joe Cannon's chief lieutenant in the houBe. Secretary Taft is on his way to the Philippines, but that will not prevent Colonel Bryan from continuing to de bate with him as if he were his only competitor In the presidential race. AU-Steel Passenger Cars. Brooklyn Eagle. Another railroad Is experimenting with all-steel passenger cars. It is a matter for regret that travelers cannot appreciate the chief advantage tf these Inventions until they have first been mixed up In a wreck. A Knock for Whlnera. Chicago Record-Herald. When a $40,000,000 bond Issue Is more than four . times oversubscribed It is not easy to draw a long face and whine of hard times and ruin. New York's experience with its big Issue haa several lessons for the whlners. Pride Goes Before the Pall. New York Post. The exposure of one of the great Cali fornia land grafters came about because of his refusal to shake hands with the "dummy" who had made fraudulent en tries for him. ' Yet we are told that the personal factor has been banished from the large affairs of modern life. Making; Too Much Money. 'Indianapolis News. Prosperity has Us objectionable features. For instance, Just when the eloquent legal talent of the railroads Is striving to de monstrate that the 2-cent fare law will ruin the corporations thoughtless people become restless and do so much traveling that the railroads make more money than ever. Army Insubordination. Boston Transcript. Fifty troopers from the farriers' school at Fort Riley who attempted to release a comrade and attacked the jail at Junction City, Kan., were fired upon and repulsed by the sheriff and his men. This occur rence teaches us that colored regulars do not monopolize all the insubordination In the regular army, and Is a reminder that discipline may be slack in other posts than those on the Rio Grande. The largest num ber of colored soldiers supposed to have raided Brownsville was twelve, and yet at Fort Riley fifty troopers can undetected steal out to break the law. Apparently there is need of an lnvestlgiftlon that In vestigates. SECULAR SHOTS AT TUB PULPIT New York World: That Nebraska ex-prize-fighter who has taken to the pulpit will change his plan of battle, presumably, by handling his adversary now without the gloves. Pittsburg Dispatch: Another preacher has given up the work to solicit life Insurance, because the pastoral salary. In these days of high cost of living, would not insure existence. It la not a cheerful commentary on latter-day Christianity, but is probably a sign of the times. Chicago Record-Herald: Annie Besant says she Is the present owner of the soul of Mme. Blavatsky. One of the disagree able features of 'theosophy is that an in dividual cannot pick out the soul h or she would like to have, but must accept any kind of a soul that comes along, and demands admission. Baltimore American: Explicit preaching instead of the mure polite implicit discourse has caused friction in a Georgia church. The supersensitive conscience does not trouble the pew sleeper, who takes his first wink Just before the collection box passes around and becomes alert with the du nilnle's rousing climax. Brooklyn Eagle: Because of his charac ter, attainments and position In the church the new .Archbishop of Boston Is worthy of . the cardlnU's hat with which rumor has already Invested him. . But rumor has created so many cardinals of whom the ap pointing power bus not approved that a consistory announcement of Mgr. O'Con nell's promotion should pe patiently await ed aud not too ban illy antlclpr Put Your IVIooey in Diamonds The safest and surest Investment on the market today Is a Diamond. Thoy are constantly Increasing In value. Take advantage of my L1HKK.VL t'HEDIT l'LlN-a small payment down and the balance In weekly or monthly pay ments will make you the possessor of any piece of Jewelry in my shop. IAYLWllUATK. A. Mandelberg 1522 Farnam St., Omaha EHMU.VS BOILED DOWN. Ideals of character are the conscience of society. Ho never finds himself who never denies himself. You never will find faith by running away from faefs. The highest religion Is to do the lowlles things well. They who pour ouA their hearts never empty them. A man may deceive himself, but he never fools destiny. Truth cannot be found while squinting at popular opinion. Our roughest experience often arise from our smoothest tricks. Revenge is never so sweet as when we refuse to entertain It. , You cannot be a leader and lose sight of those who are to bo led. You cannot travel toward heaven If you turn your back on truth. Some talk so hard about duty they have no strength left for deeds. The shortness of the day excuses no man from greatness of endeavor. The mournful saint works a good deal more harm than the cheerful sinner. If we never do the things we do not like we never will be able to do the things wo desire. There are too many folks trying to meet the world's hunger for love with essays on affection, Chicago Tribune. PERSONAL A .VI J OTHERWISE. The next time Walter . Wellman essays the part he should hitch . his balloon to time. .Tim files. . , . Pushing up the price of whisky a notch Is another soak for the consumer, provided the consumer likes 'to souk himself. Admirers of ' the 'convicted boodlers of Ban Francisco Insist that they are Inno cent. Insistence proves tho admirers In nocents. The National Association of Master Bak ers, In session In Chicago, voted to Increase the association's reserve fund. They need the dough. The Department of Agriculture announces that bedbugs feed only twice In forty hours. The department Is determined to Justify its appropriation. A New Orleans paper reports thnt the Elks of that locality have pulled off "a bamboula." In the lingo of Lake Pontchar traln "bamboula" means "a high old time." Mr. Wellman's dash to the pole has been dashed by persistent adverse winds. In a competition of that kind It takes some thing of a gale to beat Walt to a stand still. Panama canal diggers have reached a mighty high record of energetic activity. It Is . said the output of dirt equals tho record of last year's campaign In New York state. The put-away wife of Artist Earle did not shed any tears at the parting. A roll of $XO,0u0 for the pursuit of happiness, coupled with the Joys of grass-widowhood, effectively tightens the lid on weeps. The most Imposing nature fakir In the tribe comes perilously near provoking tho blg stick. He is a ship captain of New Bedford, who has brought Into port a story of a 1,000-mile trip In tow of a school of whales. Every whale escaped. Post-mortem contrasts between the per sonal assessment rolls and the schedules filed In the probate court bring Into view the mental vagaries of Chicago men. One man, who paid taxes oil $3,000 of personalty, leaves 1100,000 of that class of property. After Dinner DRAW up a chair close to that of yourl wife and talk over tho question of the ptir chnse of a piano; consider it logically; listen to the views of one who h'xn economy In your domestic affairs i much at heart as you. And while the Conference la in progress don't forget to take Into account the obligation that rests upon both of you to prepare your children for a useful life, one that will be of credit to the name they bear. Perhaps you would like a few pertinent facta to help you In the discussion, a few words of advise to show that the pur chase of a piano s not such a formidable undertaking and that the ownership of one is not beyond your resources. In the A. 1 loupe Company's store new planoa can be bought fur $125. 1145, $15. fltO and $235 and on up to $1,000. These prlcea are absolutely the lowest in the United States for the same grade of goods. Whatever Instrument you helect will be placed In your home upon the payment of a small amount of cash. Instead of paying for the piano all at once you can do It In small Installments, A. Hospe 1513 Douglas Street We do expert piano 1 i-VfTf Another, who acknowledged only $100 fof tux purMisea, left $3u0,0u0 to hlH helrg. As a vehicle of absorbing fiction the a uuge personalty schedule puta the kibosh on Colonel Mulberry Sellers. DO M I : T I C 1'l.KtS A N T It I K S. This poet," an Id Teas "speaks of 'spoon drift on tho bosom of the waters.' I sup pose 'spoon-drift' is a nautical tuim." "1 fancy," said Jess, "that 'spoon-drift means when you aro out in a boit alnn with 'hlin' and Just drifting." Philadel phia Press. "Mny I have the next dance, Mlo Pes chls?" "I'm engaged, Mr. Onlley." "(! what's the odds? Why, I'm mar rled." Baltimore American. "Oeorgo was Just going to propose to m last night." "And what happened T" "A tiro blew up and then he couldn't think of anything else.'" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Towne Of course, the scheme is a good one, but do you think your wlfo will ap prove of II ? Browne Yes, If hy careful hinting I enn get her to formulate It herself, and make, her believe It's her own. Philadelphia Led ger. I Dyer I don't object to my wife having the last word. En pec I wouldn't If mine would cut out some of those before It. Smart Set. "Bllklns tells mo he Is getting awfully tired of living alone." "I would think he'd marry and settle down." "I was talking with him ahout It ths other day. and ho says he doesn't know whether to (ret married or buy a phono graph." Milwaukee Sentinel. "I am thinking." snld Miss Elderflowr.' "of taking a trip to visit friends In Chlna.jk. "My you would be so popular thcrear gushed Miss Pert. "Do you think so?" simpered the other. "Yes, Indeed," replied Miss Pert." "Out there thev are so respectful to age." Phila delphia Press. Hp Ainu! I can never marry you. ' Plie Why so? He Because your father Is In such shady line of business. She How daro you sav that? He Why. didn't you tell me yourself h was an awning manuacturer? Judge. HOW I.O.XG WILL THEY LAST? ' Minna Irving In Leslie's Weekly. A fellow with plenty of money Is sowing his oats with a dash That Is making a swift excavation In the Pnfffr i.nnluiiilniF !- On playing tho ponies, and autos,' ciiorua Bins uoaaung a uxt. And bridge, he is warning his substunce llow long will it last? A frisky young matron of 20 ' Is wllchlngly giddy and gay; She lllris In a Dimmer outrageous Whenever her huHtiunds away. There are strolls on the beach in the moon light, And iidts In a motor car fast. And trips Into town with admirers ilow long will it lust? The faddist who starves for a theory, And Im-iikfaHlH on muft'.ns of straw. With a peanut and milk for his dinner. And for supper a bean eaten raw; Who believes wo can live without cooking. And at mutton and beef Is aghast Is getting too thin for a collln- How long will it lust? The atheist scoffs at the notion Of a Being of wisdom supreme; A myth lie considers the. Bible Ami h . u v ... 1 1 Iia uu i. - i ' ... .., .t ia tx uream. In the mould a glittering logic ins Hrifument specious a east 1,i'.,w'1,.on:'ar, ' 1,10 '-mace- When riding our favorite hobbles hi i i V 1,tvenjy Kate - miuiiwi our rate. T!:dwi; r,'ti ,h-9. ? . du"gm When' touched bVternuV: ory-'' Positing from $H to $10 a month in ao- ordance with the price of the instrument you select. For this there 1. no increase 'i the price, no additional charge in fact, ther than small Interest per annum. In the Hospe plan of selling you W1H ?lnd an assurance of the best values and he fairest treatment. The prlcea Quoted you are the prices quoted everyone. They are always firm because we do not dis criminate. Commissions are not rlvan here and therefore, unlike most piano doaj ers, we do not have a sliding scale and Increase prices. for protection from Insist- ent claims of the commission takers, many of whom force these claims after the piano is sold. Last, but not least, we are factory dis tributers for Krunlch & Back. Kimball, Krnkauir, Melville Clark, Bush & Lane, II. P. Nelson, Hallet & Davla, Conway, Cable-Nelson, Wiser Bros., Cramer, Imper ial. Whitney, Illnzo, Schullhoff, Arlon, Dunbar, Kingsbury, etc., etc. We save you $50 to $160 on a plMwv If you cannot call, writs for prices. Company tuning and repairing,