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Economically Interesting Specials in Seasonable Merchandise for Saturdays Great Sale
Sole Selling Agents
for the
Hall-Dorcticrt
Dress Forms
In Nebraska, VVcstJ
ern Iowa
and South Dakota
Ladies' Handkerchief Sale
Lot 1 Verv finp
kerchiefs, worth
Iav's -jjile
and sheer Hemstitched Hand-
M-jc ami 10c; choice in Satur-
Ixit 2 Fancy Embroidered and Fine Hemstitched Handker
chiefs, worth 10c; on sale at, choice 4'i
Lt. .1 Very line 1,500 count pure linen Hemstitched Hand
kerchiefs, regular 13c values; choice T?
lM?Bliis
THE RELIABLE STORE
Grand Crockery, China and
Glassware Sale
ONE MORE DAY, SATURDAY, SEPT. 7th
Entire Stork of Crockery and Glassware
BERSBACK-MALONEY COMPANY
Over 00,000 pleee included In tills great purchase and sale, a
clean ap of their entire mock of China, I'lain and Cut Glassware, Art
Pottery. et.
SECURED AT ABOUT ONE-FIFTH ACTUAL VALUE
So Immense is the variety Included in this purchase and sale that
It would be Impossible to begin description in limited space. Suffice it
to say that
Never Before and lYobably Never Attain Will Such Marvelous IlarRnin
Opportunities Be Offered the l'eople of Omaha and Vicinity.
Articles Worth Kcgolarly. from 13c to $;J.0O on sale Friday and
Saturday in eight great lots at, each -
. 2Jc 5c oic 10c 15c 174c 25c 49c
Fine China, Plain and Cut Glass Pieces, Lnrtre IVrry Dishc. Jardl
nieres. Perorated Slop Jar with covers. Bowls and Pitchers, Chambers,
and thousands of other articles, all go at these wonderful bargain prices.
COME EAKLV AM) SECUKE FIRST CHOICE.
!5 school shoes.
75c
Baby Gents' $1
at ,
Croasett and Stetson Shoes
for Men. Grover and Queen
Quality Shoes for Women. The
Grover shoes are made for
tender feet.
The Bankrupt Stock
From Atkins Brooks 0 Co., 312 Wash
inyton St., Boston
. To be closed Saturday at about 50
cents on the dollar.
Men's corona colt button, lace and Blu
cher Shoes, also velours and gun metal
calf lace and bluchers, worth up to $5,
': 92.50
omen a patent kid and colt Pumps,
button and Blucher Oxfords
and Jessica ties, worth un to
" 31.08
Misses and Child's 1.50 school
shoes 0S
Little Gents' $1.50 kangaroo
and box calf school shoes 9S
Women's $2.00 patent Blucher
Oxfords and Jessica tles.Qg
The best work shoes in Omaha
at 52.00
BojV arid Youths' $2.0(Tand
$1.73 satin calf shoes, every
pair guaranteed, at $150
and 81.25
Meats of the Highest Quality
All stock government Inspected that is handled here. u iw
our enormon. business by giving BEST MEATS AT LOWEST PRICkT
Native SDrlna- Lamb ih n-t , r. """r'B1 iit-l-S.
nuasi, native steer, lb
oc ana
xsauve bpring umb Legs, lb. .)
Native steer Sirloin Steak, lb. 10
Round Steak, native steer at, 3
lbs for r 0!i
Veal Steak, lb ...12H
Veal Roast, lb..
Veal Stew, lb
Picnic Hams. lb.
5C
8r
5c
9c
A CHARMING ARRAY OF
NEW FALL STYLE IDEAS
Our Ladies' Cloak and Suit Department presents this season the
most complete assortment of Fashion's New Favorites to be oen in
the city. Mr. J. O'Connor, one of our New York resident buyers
through connections with several of the leading foreign manufacturers
is enabled to supply us with the newest creations from the designers
of London, Paris and Berlin, almost aa soon as received in New York.
Every express brings us new additions to our already tremendous as
sortment of captivating style productions.
FOR SATURDAY WE ARE OFFERING SEVERAL SPEC1L
BARGAINS IN THE NEW FALL GARMENTS.
Elegant Tailor Suits In splendid assortment of beautiful fabrics,
an me leading shades choice of 32. 34. 3C. 42 and 48 inch - A
coat styles regular values up to $50.00 special fill
Saturday at Ow.UU
Ladies' Neckwear Sale
A new line of Ladies' Collars, fancy stocks, etc.,
on sale Saturday nt, choice lf)v
Windsor Ties, 7'2c Each On sale Saturday, all
colors, full length (a limit of four to oacli cus
tomer), choice 72'
An Immense lot of Ribbons, worth up
choice 12C
Grand Ribbon Sale
to 35c yard; on sale at
Sole Selling Agent
In Omaha lor the
Zlon City Laces and
Lace Curtains
You save the GO per
cent duty In buying
these
beautiful laces
AT $24.00
we are showing as a special for
Saturday the most beautiful line
of Tailor Suits ever offered at the
price. Twelve distinct styles In
fine Chiffon, Broadcloths, Herring
bone, Cheviots and English Suit
ings in all the season's most
wanted shades, delight
ful bargains, at,
choice
24.90
4.95
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NEW FALL COAT STYLES
Variety and quality unsurpassed,
never have you had a better op
portunity for satisfactory selec
tion. AS A SATURDAY SPECIAL
200 Coats in early fall styles
worth regularly to $7.50,
w ill be placed on sale,
at, choice
Materials are coverts and broad
cloths, in tans and black box,
semi or tight fitting styles.
NEW FALL SKIRT STYLES.
A showing of the new designs that
surpasses any ever known in
Omaha, and quality Is certainly
unmatched at our prices. See the
New Fluffy Ruffles Skirt and the
many other popular designs.
Choice of voiles, taffetas, cheviots.
Panamas and all other novelty
fabrics, at S18.50, $15,
912.54), flO, 7.30
and
NEW WAISTS.
A great shipment of the new stylet
Just received silks, nets, voiles,
henriettas, etc. in all the lead
ing colors and styles. Shown for
the first time Saturday. Prices.
$12.50, $10, $7.50. $5,
$.?.08, $2.08, $2.50
and
0$
in Uiru 1 1 LWW
$18.50 TAIIiOR SI ITS SPECIAL
AT 912.50
500 New Fail Suits, with Jackets
in box, semi or tight-fitting styles.
Materials splendid cheviots or
Panamas, In blues, browns, grays,
maroon and black good values
at $18.50 special for
Saturday, at, your
choice
12.50
New styles in Men's Furnishings
The completeness of our display was never before
equaled. No matter what you want, it can readily be sup
plied from our perfect assortment of new fall furnishings.
The Celebrated Griffon Brand Shirts are shown this season in over 100
new fall rnttems and every imaginable stle. The best fitting and
most serviceable shirt on the market in three qualities at $2.00,
31.00
Men's .Madras Shirts Regular
$1.50 and
Men's Soft Shirts In silk and
wool and all wool, light stripes
or solid colors fhown; at $2.9.
$2.50, $2.00. $1.50 and 98c
Men's Suspender In fine lisle
thread webs; special Saturday,
at 39c and 25c
Men's Ties Manufacturers' samples
ular 39c to 50c values; special...
The New Fall Qr
Thtra's lota ox satisfaction in kV.
possible for th bast modiste to g
too ess is correct a proper nttln
i values up to $1.00. light or dark
colors, good clean stock; on spe-
t cial sale Saturday, at 50c
Men's Fancy Half Hose That sold
to 25c pair; special Saturday,
t 12?c
In all best styles and colors rr '
pretty de-
MnAal regular
'7 IUUVI
4.95
1.98
CHILDREN'S DRESSES.
Just in time for the opening of
school, our display of children's
school dresses makes its bow to
the mothers of Omaha. Serges,
cheviots, pretty plaids, etc. in
sailor, Peter Thompson, jumper,
Buster and other popular styles
delightful values at $;i.8,
$2.08, $2.00, $1.5 and. . .
FROM 8 TILL 0 A. M
$2.00 Moire Underskirts
at, choice
FROM 8:30 TILL 9: SO
$1.50 Challies Dressing
Sacques
FROM 9 TILL 11 A. M.
C9c Dressing Sacques,
dark materials, at
1.00 mmr
25c Jff
A
war ock oi vorsete ineiaaee as
ng-uit. we can nt yon perfectly.
The Nemo Self Reducing- Corset fo
Complete New Llnee of Hew rail Ko V
nii u ni'i'iris. !' supporters alirx
$1.98
A Krg-nlar 7Bo Corset In (T'xkI
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long hip, with hose siippurt'V uO
CHARMING
Millinery Mod
m aresse
f&,. "Wtment of
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' - -Sf relief , n. .
f iK hip en
V , r an niriires. . m.JK,
' n M la for nirdtii
F oths,
The most up-to-date style ron
tlons of the foremost desicnev
supplemented by an almost
endless array of perfect copies
and original ideas emanating
from our own workrooms. At
tractively priced at $15 down to
$8.00, $6.75 and 5.00
Overy 200 beautifully Trimmed
Hats to select from at . . S.VOO
The mol popular style conception, FLUFFY RUFFLES, made of
all Mlk taffeta, with immense bow a very special bargain Satur
day, at S3..0S
Children's School Hats, all the new styles, a delightful assortment
for selection, at 81.25 to $2.50
All Hats Marked in Plain Figures Here
20 lbs twst pur Cane Granulated Snpnr
for $1.00
Inrr sacks rornmi-al loo
12 bars best Family laundry Soap. .S5e
KpK-O-See Breakfast Food, per pkK.6"o
fold Water Starch, per nk" 4o
Broiianrelon, Jellycon, Jello or D'Zrta.
per pkg 7,
Large bottle Pure Tomato Catsup. . 8li0
Read Hayden's Big Grocery Sale List tor Saturday
Peanut Flutter, per Jar 9c
Stuffed or Plain Olives, per bottle.... So
1-lb. cans Assorted Soups 7Xa
1-lh. pkg. Marcaroni, Vermicelli or Spa-
gettl. per pkjf 8iO,
The best Soda Crackers, per lb Sc
The best crisp dinger Snaps, per lb.. 6c
Kls Newton Cookies, per lb 8jO
The best Tta Sifting, per lb XaViC
Fancy Pantos Coffee, per lb 15c
Porto Rico Blend Coffee, per U 30c
Fancy IJalry Butter, per lb Ilu
Fancy Full Cream Wisconsin Cheese.
per lb ISO
BUT TOTTK GRAPES HOW.
Large baskets t'anry Concjrd Grape
for Jelly, per basket 19c
OMAHA'S VEGETABLE MARKET TOn
IH2 PEOri.E.
Freh Boets, per buneh lo
Freih Turnips, pur buneh lo
Fresh Radishes, per bunch lo
Summer fcnu;mh, each lc
LarKC Curumbfrs. each lo
Fresh Lettuce. 3 hen, Is for lo
Wax Pesns, per- pound oo
Oreen Beans, per pound 5c
Sweet Potatoes, per pound 6o
Parsnips, per pound So
Egg Plant, each T4e
Fresh Cabbage, each 34o
Frh Celery, per head 30
Cooking Apples, per peck S6o
BartUtl Pears, per dosen 8rto
ACCIDENTS ON BATTLESHIPS
Minor Onei of Common Occurrence,
nd Little Heard Of.
ItXN MUST BE ON THE ALERT
Constant Lookoat for Daacer rrra
.-ary Same of tie t'orloaa Ac.
rldeots that lUppra to Mea
Akoara Ship.
.The recent accident on the I auleshlp
Georgia, a turret tragedy, was of a char
acter that might be classed as 'ordinary "
.'In our sea service that la. turret fatalities
of similar sort had preceded It. Naturally
enough, not so much Is heard of the acci
dents on our men-o'-war In which only one
man la killed at a time. Fut there are
plenty of these accidents. Most of them are
unavoidable. The point Is. however, that It
la easy for a man-o'-warsman. whether he
belong afte or for'ard. to be killed or
1 maimed. The man who serves hi any capa
city or rating on a ship of war must k:p
both eyes peeled for trouble from tjrn-to
In the morning to pipe-down at night.
- There Is no looking out for and guarding
against some of the accidents. S.imethin
new In toe way of a man-o'-war causally
' la breaking out all the ttme. The seasoned
(nan-o'-warsraan can sidestep the usual
pHfalls that he knows about. But he can t,
xrf course, gird himself against the unusual
'deadly happenings on shipboard.
For example, when the Olympla. Ad-
: tnlral Dewey's flair ship In Manila, first
went Into commission at taa Mare Island
pary yard, three unusual accidents hap
pened on board of or alongside of It within
the space of a fortnight.
' The first occurred when It was being
warped Into the Mare Island dry dock to
. get an extra coat of keel paint. A naval
constructor, one cf the brightest young
officers of the service, was stand n? at the
top of the dry dock superintending the J ib
of getting the Plympta placed on the rest
ing blocks. A heavy hempen hawser that
Was being manipulated to pull the cmls -r
Into the dock suddenly snapped um'er the
strsln, and the shore end of thi- b;o'en
hawser caught the young officer alorgs d
tha head, caving It In as If he had b- en hit
by an express engine and killing hi h in
atantlr. The men attached to the O'ymri
looked upon It as a bad start f r the
cruiser and were blue about It.
; A week or so later the Olymtta was mk-
In its way Into the re.dstead at San
,r(, n a practice run with Its crew to
limber up the machinery, test cimpa'ks,
try some of the guns, and grease up the
ship generally. As the mudhook was dnp
plng In the Pan Diego waters a seaman got
his legs tangled up in the anchor chains,
which formed a loop around them and cut
them off above the knees almost as clean
as If the Job had been done by the tur
goon'a knife. The seaman died almost im.
mediately. The crew of the Olympla re
garded this second accident with gloomy
eyes. They didn't care for the OlympU
from then on.
A few days later a pr.irtlee charge was
put tnto one of the guns of the sernnrlarv
battery to test the piece. When the charge
was fired the recoil of the pun was Wrlfle
It recoiled off Its carriage, striking a gun
ner's mate right In the middle and knock
ing the life out of lilm In an Instant. Some
body had forgot to put the mixed oil and
alcohol tn the recoil chamber of the piece.
This liquid, being forced through the holes
of the recoil cylinder by the recoil of the
gun. would have given the gunner's mate
hi life had it been there. This third fatal
ity on board the new ship In so short a
space of time settled It with the crew.
When the Olympla got back to Sin FYan
cUco the new crew went over the side of It
like rats, and virtually a whole new crew
had to be shipped for the cruiser before
the Olympia could take to deep water
again.
There are any number of foolish llttl
things that can happen to cripple or kill
a man-o'-warsman. Not long ago. for In
stance, cn board cne of the ships of the
Pacific fleet, a seaman was walking aft
from beneath the to gallant fo c slo Just as
one of the for'ard mess cooks was walking
for'ard with the hanging table of his mess
on his shoulder. Now. this seaman hud
keen dodging mess cooks crrvlng mess
tables tn their shoulders for more than
twenty yearsand mess cooks packing
their tables to dart around with that gear
In a mighty reckless way. This time,
though, the seaman wasn't quick enough
on the dodge, and one of the prongs of
the mess table caught him smack In his
right eye, destroying the shjht of It.
Met Ike Tarsventlao oa Fire.
On one of the ships or that Sinie fleet a
machinist was cleaning some machinery
with turpentine. It Was bilee rlvanlns- rtav
... me v-uiiie rwm, loo. ana ne ojigs
were open. The dynamo wasn't running,
and so It was dark In that corner of the
enaine room. Tha nahfniut m,ir
I match to enable him to examine a bolt
J or nut or something. The flame of the
FVA..W 1 & I I - . . .
uuo" n,B nnser so mat tie jumped. , skipper was doing some firing from his
na in jumping he kloked over the five- position In the conning tower by touching
aauuu can oi lurpeniine alongside of him.
The turpentine gluaged Into the open bilge,
and the match that the machinist tossed
down, holding on tff its flame, fell smndr
on the turpentine In the bllpe, sett'.ns It In ! that the Breech Wasn't Closed
the electric button alongside of him. The
apprentice was acting as the skipper's mes
senger during that practice.
a blase. The blaie wrapped Itself around
the greasy dungarees of the machinist and
he was a sadly burned man before the
other members of the blacK gang ran to
him. threw him down and beat the fire
out of his dungarees. In the meantime that
biasing turpentine was heating the after
bulkhead of the engine room, and on the
other sale of that bulk head was the after
Projectile and charpre had boen rammed
Into one of the six-inch guns on the main
deck. Some confusion In orders came about.
At any rate, the skipper had his finger
within a couple of Inches of thf electric
button ready to press It, and thus dis
charge the six-Inch gun. when the appren
tice was on the Job. Standing Just Out
side the conning tower and havinj? from
niagasine. rilled with lis usual store of loose 'that portion a view of the gin about to be
powder In cans. The black gang had to get j fi red, the youngster observed that the
mighty busy to subdue that burning tur- j breech of the six-inch gun hadn't yet ben
pentlne. i i dosed, and there was the skipper on the
It's the essiest thing In life for wool- very pin point of touching the button that
gathering men-o'warsmen ta step Into would Are the gun with the unlocked
open hatches, and the man who comes breech. If that gun went off in that condl
out of thai aort of a mesa alive is usually tion there was the finest kind of a chirr?
A CE&TAHI SAFE
o TREiSTMEfiT
. S. S. S. is the only safe an4 reliable cure for Contagious Blood Poison.
It is purely vegetable, made entirely -lrorri healing, cleansing toots, herbs
nd barks, and in addition to curing this vile disorder, S. S. S. builds up
every part of the system. Mercury and potash cannot cure the trouble
they can only mask it in the system for awhile, and when they are left off
the disease returns, usually, in worse form than before, and the patient finds
he has damaged his health with these strong minerals, which disease the
delicate lining of the stomach, affect the bowtls. produce chronic dyspepsia
and often set up Mercurial Rheumatism. It will not do to trifle with a dis
ease so powerful as Contagious Blood Poison, for every day it remains in the
blood it is progressing toward a dangerous staje, and will in the end get be
yond the control of any treatment. S. S. S. cures blood poison in the right
way, it goes down into the circulation and removes every particle of the virus.
No bad results are ever experienced from the use of S. S. S. It is gentle and
E S?Va US actlon an1 toTt7 year oi cures warrant the statement that
S. S. S. U not only a safe but a certain treatment. Home treatment boo!-,
a Ulia disease and any medical alvire rVsirerl at f.tr. n k v
aua pwur tmuiC W., ATLAIiTA, GA j
maimed for life. They're forever bera Ic
ing out something on board war ships
breaking . out and overhauling ammuni
tion, breaking out and overhauling equip
ment stores. Jack-o'-the-dust's stores,
nglneer stores, tackle, gear. Junk of
every sort, and when mess call Is piped
while this sort of work Is going on, the
men engaged upon the breaking-out work
are pretty liable to leave the hatches
open In their eagerness to get to the
mess tables. It's always pretty middling
dark around under deck hatches, and a
man-o'-warsman must have something
of I ho rresclence of the cat and the sure
foriiedncss of the Luiro to traipse around
his ship at suon a breaklng-out time
without going through some old hatch
or other.
for the recoil of the immense piece to drive
the gun right through the ship's bottom.
The apprentice didn't have much time to
think, but he didn't need much. He figured
It all out In an instant that If he yelled at
the skipper that the breech wasn't locked
the suddenness of the yell nilgT.t so startle
the skipper that his finger would Involun
tarily come down on the button and thus
discharge the gun. The boy's ship knife
with the big blade was In his left-hand shirt
pocket hanging there by Its lanyard. He
had It out and the blade open In aa In
credibly short space of time, and he made
one catlike dab with ths sharp blade of the
knife at the electric wire belonging to tha
button that led right alongside where the
boy was standing by tha conning tower.
The blade cut the w!r In two a fraction
Caasht Ilia I ader Water.
Things can happen, too, while -.
ch
I of a second before the skipper's finger
! reached the button, breaking the electric
lubberly and measly Job as coaling ship connrUon " "v"y likelihood prevent
la in progreas. A 200-pound bag of coal. to tremendous calamity,
lor Instance, can slip Itself loose from lh" W" only the mni not
irons. "u jusi as soon as ne aiasr.ed
the wire he fell forward on his face' la a
dead faint an odd things, too, that, ' for
the clutch of the crane arm and fall on
a couple of bluejackets In the coal lighter,
and Sx pounds of steam coal isn't any
fleecellka bundle to fall on anybody from a
height.
A peculiar coaling accident happened I
a boy serving on a man-o-war, and yet
the- Incident wasn't any ordinary oae.
The skipper raised his head the instant
to a yeoman on one of the ships a while " lom lfie DUllon ana "w wnl nJ
back. He was an engineer s yeoman, and I hPW- tha loose ends of the cut alec-
EDITORS' NIGHT AT THE DEN
Large Doings Lined Out by His Royal
Majesty.
SLAUGHTER OCCURS NEXT WEEK
t'oarlers of the Hln Hear lrsiaues
to Faithful Pen Servants
Throughout the Ivludoui
of Quivers.
his Job was to weigh the coal
on the
trio wire, the prone boy, and all the real i
coal dealer s scales ashore. He was re- I ' "' Th'"n h i&Tl out ot the conning
turning to the ship at noon mess gear,
and he had to climb from the steam cut
ter over the big coal llahter moortJ I
alongside the ship, and then go over the
ahip's side by means of the iron hand
ladder at tha gangway. The ladder was
slippery and the yeoman lost his balance.
The coal lighter was moored about two
feet from the cruiser's side, and tha
yeoman fell Into that apace of water be
tween the lighter and the ship. He sank
tower and saw the breech of the big gun
still unlocked. He understood It all long
before the boy was brought arounl to
i consciousness. That boy had no sooner
finished Us days of apprenticeship befjre
he wore the warrant ofP.cer's uniform
of a gunner.
Forsser Uni Mas Dead.
SIOl'X FALLS. S. D.. Sept. -(Special.)
George E. Perry, who about two years
quite a ways, and when he cam. up his " " , X . .1 . 7,
head humped again,! h. bottom of the ! " ' " th "J""
, . nt.,- . i v.. i" r mm ir.uii vi ' I lUftiA Ul lira I I
coal lighter.. He gave himself up for a di,ase
Sorter, seeing the bottom of the lighter
looming big and black above him. and he , . . ..
had Ust his sense of direction Is going
down and therefore couldn't And the open '
space between the lighter and the ship.
But ha was game enough to look for a
break somewhere, and so he swam all
the way underneath the lighter, ta the
other side thereof, where a couple of
hands gave htm a lift out of ths wet.
Quite a number of former apprentices are
wearing the uniforms of wart ant oflicfrs
In our service because they were quit k
thtnktr.g boys on critical occasions.
One of them was extraordinarily handy
wtih bis knife one day when the ship on
boerd of which he was serving as in
prentire had a swell chsnca to go to the
bottom but f.-r him. They acre having
heavy gun and canning Uacr f ractica. The
Tt choicest cattle lathe
wor 14 arc raised oa ta
Lit b If Oropioy'i great
f anu ( Urger this lUua
duuetts ) oq thcHirerP Utc
expreuJy far nuiinf
Llcblfl Company's
Extract ol Beel
Use tauilaf pare iaoi
PffMutf of lac world gni
for forty ytars the tint.
SXM aiCUMW.
Ak-Snr-llen the Thirteenth, King of Q li
ter, uuke of tne Seven l ilies of Cibola,
l-'euual A,id fcf Unia.ia. .U . at Mighty Urand
Master ol Hie Corn ue.i, i ii.seatil 1-oien-lale
of h'oolas.els, eiiiiS gierUt)K:
Whereas, e are piraacd niifciiui with
the iigi.i nouie w-rvum ol our loy.il sub
jects u.e ki.iici and kctiveners oi .ur de
n.ctne since it was our pL-aaurc h -luro lo
uo ineiii lioin r, iitciuiuir. it i our com
mand mat lne hi summoned uga'n to our
IDjai ii seller ui tins our giauso.i.e court
in our illy ul tmianu oil t..e lie ol Muii
i.uy, the iiih Uay oi brpi.-nii.irr, m tne tar
nuieltien iiunuiecl unit i-even, wiu-n we will
Ukt it upon is to snow tl.nu uie court
in tiecoii.iug a sovereign lo his liu.mred
(.uests. At a oi tne cloi on inai ma n.
uiiKii auali be yen pi ' iCiliiuiS .N.g..t,'
AK-nar-bi-n i an ion aim inen-ul-arnia
..ll ui at the siTViie ol l..e hmgnis oi
me mini witiiin ma nai.n.
Uivcn unuer cur icui r.und and seal this
sin uay ui Bej-itiiibi i In uic )mr ol oui
..l.gUiill tfui.
iii me i.unie of the King.
SAMSON.
(cal Lord High Cna.nuerla.u.
Envraved oa Ilonl I'archuieut.
Handsomely engraved In several colors
upon the royal parchment a;ned by the
Official flourish of Samson and sealed with
the great red seal, the above proulamfttlon
la made by his most puissant and gracious
majesty, Ak-Ear-Oen the Thirteenth. Out
from the roal palace rode the couriers,
and the gates were opened, the draw
bridges were let dawn, and they clattered
across the moats and scattered to the four
corners of the earth.
And the men working in th fields
stopped and gave cheers as the messengers
flew by, for they were the messengers of
the beloved king, Ak-Sar-Ben, the Thir
teenth. And in the villages there was
merrymaking and In the cities the good
burghers refreshed the dusty messengers
with good beef and red wtr.e. and snout
after shout, went up for the health and
long life of his gracious, beloved and
Worsnipped majesty, Ak-Ear-Li-n, the g sjd
hea i ted.
And In the villages, the towns and t'.ie
cities the knights of the quill received the
message of the king, read it and raising
their right hands to heaven, shouted and
cheered and awore alU-gx nee to the king.
And throughout the kinsdom of (juivera
the seven cities and the fourteen rivers
and all the mighty empire of the corn belt
the Invitations of the king handsomely
engraved In several colors upon the royal
parchment, signed by the official flourish
of Samson and sealed with the great red
seal were distributed by the couriers.
Professor la Heard Proas .
Prof. I.arrmachcr of Thurlr.gen, Oer
n.any, has through his advance agent com
municated with Gus Rrnu that his mam
moth phonograph la on the way to Omaha
by fast freight. The professor has suddenly
been called to St. Iouls to take a short
siesta under the Anhcuser aches of the
old town, but he will reach Omaha In time
to manipulate the phonograph. The grand
mufti bas appointed a reception committee
consisting of Mayor Dahlman as chairman
and other distinguished cK!ins to meet
Prof. Laermacher at the Burlington depot
early Monday morning. Three of ths larg
est and loudest automobile of Omaha have
been secured to take the professor and the
reception committee on a tour of the city
Immediately upon tho nrofessor'a arrival.
The newspaper offices and department
sturea will all be visited b the distin
guished guept. He will then be taksn ui
charge by two or three of the choicest
spirits of the Knights of Ak-Sor-Ucn until
he makes his appearance with his monster
phonograph Monday evening at the Den to
entertain the editors of Nebraska ami
Iowa.
CHANGES UP AT CREIGHTON
Kather Weir Succeeds Father Capon,
Alnllena for Garroahnn, I,)odi
for MrMeve.
Many changes have been made In the
faculty of Crclghton university for the
year Just opening. Kather 'Weir takes the
place of Father Oopus of the academic de.
partment. who went to I.atquette univer
sity. Rev. P. Mullens tak.-a the poetry
class of the Junior year In place of Father
Ganaghan. Rev. L. Lyons takes the third
year high school in place of Father Mc-
Nieve.
Trof. MeNan-ara and Prof. Calhoun hava
gone to St. Louis university and their place
are taken by Prof. W. Kyan and Prof. F.
Knipscheir. Prof. Kroeger has taken the
place of Prof. Hamill, who has gone to
Pctroit college.
Horsemen Wanted.
Wanted, about forty more knights of
Ak-Sar-Ben to ride u horse In electric
parade on October 2. Either telephone or
drop postal to J. D. Weaver, Bee business
oljlce.
Missouri t'uttlns Its Banks.
PIERItK. S. D.. Sept. (i.-(Special.)-Tha
Missouri river Is cutting Into its banka a
rhort distance below the new railway
bridge and already has compelled a nuni
lier of squatter to move their shanties.
P. Is threatening tiie large ice houses of
llrondhubcr Bros., and they are asking that
the government do something quick to atop
the cutting encroachment of the river.
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