V 11 M ' V t Telephone 'Trouble Shooters" and Their Work on Talking Wires 'I : r V' lib ( vff 9 ' i ; ltov:.r',',;t : , I, I L 'H-' 'N If li il, ' fl "MAIN BOARD MA IT if rr m VMBKR 12, pleas." And lh telephone auhscrlber wlione line runs Into the iJouRlns trect station or the Nebraska Telephone company la In personnl communication with the most patient man In Omaha. The patience of Job Is proverbial,' and the book which was written about him prophenles the day of communication by electricity, but It Is an open question If Job would bave pccupled his present high position as an exemplar of patience had the telephone been an accomplished fact In his day and the old prophet been able to attribute his numerous bolls to a specific Krm. The most patient man la Omaha there is three ot him dividing the twenty-four , hours of the day equally at the "trouble" ' station In the basement of the Douglas ' street station, asks what is wanted In a i tone of voice whUh indicates that he Is at the entire service of the Inaulrer and gives no audible evidence of the fact that he has made that same Inquiry to a hun dred or more people In a few hours, and ready to do the same, on an. average at least twice In ten minutes for the .halndor of the day. I'v- Vne, but couched In various terms, and '".V 4e 'paiient man la told that something Is w.ong wnn mo leiepnoue. ne auesu i, need to be told this, for as soon as the telephone rings a little red light gleams on the board In front of him and he has begun, to test the wire which runs between tha gUUon and the complaining subscriber. Teats for Trouble. The wire test Is made with a peculiar device which seems to be automatic, but which for best results requires a large Dillon of the "human equation." Under the board on which the light of a bad , wire gleams la a row of holes and a num ber of brass "plugs," looking like brass coated. Krag-Jorgenson cartridges attached -o cloth covered wires, are at hand forj . . .t..a W h.n nna tt tha insertion inio um " plugs Is placed In one of the holes an in-l jn.tnY. n a test auaga may begin to move.? When It ha moved a certain distance It j; Now' Anderson, what do you do?" asked read.' Shall I Insult the Intelligence of this tops and tho patient man knows that-! lawyer. court by relteraUng a proposlUon so simple there Is a "grounded wire", to deal with.J Bank you. aw am not vara well." and elementary? Need I say more?" The test doea not show Just where the; "I didn't ask you how la your health, but "No," Interrupted the Judge, ""Taln't wire Is grounded, but by observing tha !at do you do?" . necessary-I ll give you a Judgment." distance tha Indicator moves the strength; "O. yas; aw work." . Counsel sat down, while the Judge with of tha resistance Is estimated, and an ex- We know that, but what kind of work to emphasis knocked the ashes from his corn perlenced operator can tell within a few ru do?" cob pipe, and counsel for the plaintiff ba yard of the plao where tha troubla may "Puddy hard work; it ae puddy hard gan: ; b exieoted. I ork." "May it please' the court" 1 Perhaps the first Indicator does noi move : at alL Then another piug is pui m wi other hole and the Indicator may show v.t wlra has been broken, or. in a thlr4 i tola, and It may show that the wires ar i "crossed" or hava come Into contact. BT observation of tha resistance offered It U also poaelbl to. determine somewhat cloself the location of this trouble, but this oty ! aarvatton I not the only method of nndlnf .' tha probabla location of the Uouble. By Look here, Anderson, what do you do la 1 novel devtoe, an explanation of which factory what do you maker' he vgtlll floating vaguely around In the mini .4, of a number of people who listened to I HJ ru t un'erstan'i you want to know ' laotura on the subject, it is possible to at V(U j Ilt,ke ln facfry, ahr ) Isolate parts of tha wire under Inapectlofi ..HlactIy. ,Now tell u. what Jrou make, that that portion In the baaement can na 4Von do,lar M. a haJf ft day .. tested aeparately. If that is found to M An(J th ,nterpreter wa, caUed m to aU tight another device is called into ut ,ltphUadeiphla Led,er. I aad pact of the wire between the baa I xaent and tha first story of the building f a I'astaraL. 1 triad. Thl bemg found to be in eparaUt jt was a beautiful night. Tha gentle a tbh-d device teat the Una to the "mul- ,ephyrs of the evening played musically ' pie." In ordinary parlance the "multlpl " aml0 u,, ,uky ieav of the turnip trees 1 the switchboard, but what Is the use 1! an)1 onion bushea and wafted from I study If ana cannot use technical teni s acro the distant fields the delicate fra ' When tha teat ahow that there Is nothlai granoa of the growing cabbages and the far wronc lnl tn" P"nln xam rm" 1 of th line repairer begins. ' Traobla Saaoter Waaku The man who goea out of the building maka renalrs on telephone lines is nt- ,'T.uraUy known as a line repairer by tht f jT: 4tA whom he cornea Into occasional oa. ot. Those who like to bo on famllltr (terms with unfamiliar suajecis reierj 10 shan't want ter buy a pig when I've got Wm in a knowing way as the "troh yewt" : man," but the real adept ln telephone Wr Then all was silent once more, except that j ha no us for such Inexpressive . te tha gentle zephyrs still played amid the ' and the man who chases th teleplfrn . fronds of tha cabbage buahes and the silver wire from Its first contact with tha w'4 throated frog stilt sang from th root to tha place where It got from the tt Reynold's Newspaper, at rectitude I known as the "tre,, t hooter." I riattartagj a Jadae. But . before tha "troaMa aheotar Ktta The lata elans tor Morgan used to enjoy, control of tha situation other man ham) 14 tailing af an amusing Incident in court aa j opportunity to oorreot th waywardness gf Illustrating the method of, other days to I tha wlra. for It may hava formed ItvU Influence a county justice by flattery. 1 nablta before leaving the atmoayher Th Inoldent occured ln southern town ' th homo. A crew af tnen are ever e tb many yeac ago. The court was presided j Ld of tb patient man ready to admacuh ver by a rural magistrate, to whom council t aad oorreot tb smalt wire at hi allttttat for the defense at once, directed his re- ' hekaat. Mayhap the wire ha failed M marka. 1 'tf properly oonnao wnu tatit which look lika nothing more thaa a pin wakah ha passed between a reld fenis abAJOO0iaeUv "4 had tte bltterf fom a rlr iunt under the-head. The fcjiln frame. man" look to Its better meno ifid a drop of ioldr properly nn- pliedi renews the attachment of the wire for Ijb jnsoclate. Perhaps the "main frame ma of 4annot reach the place of trouble, as is confined In his worklnss to the baseiriit of the building. The card with, the (Writings showlna; the delinquency o( the re, tognther with the time It wis roported. Is then passed to the "lnterme dlalf room mart." The corridor of ba4 wlr'has his station on the first floor of ft : iilldlng, where all wires go on thelf wgy rom the basement to the switchboard, He r ay find trouble in his department and. tak' Htich measures as will correct It, but the r'trouble shooter" appears on th fin e when neither of these mon nor one tjt 'he twenty odd men stationed In the otiboard room can reach the trouble. flTe Is a lage crew of "trouble shooters' fcii the city lis divided between thm. Tt Is (heir dutjf to Inspect . all wires at all and ifiore work Is done at nlshL some telephones are at rest, thaa in Mf"Jr when all are v)g1lan 1 upon the scene he can-to fij"w"'. pair of climbers, a pair of rllf. 'coil of wire and a few other n,,- which do not look heavv. hut r lous handicap to rapid transit when the Tcury Is flirting with the oentury mark n the thermometer. Equipped with ma- .-rial to correct or to destroy the "trouble -oor receive a card which shows the imber of the telephone involved In the uble. Its location, time of previous re - pt. time when the present condition was reported and a blank for the name of the Bright Gleanings From the Story Teller's Pack m . : , Uwy ' defendant was at UTIwemH J " " v.-c..,, m aweua who had been subpoenaed by the other side as a witness in an ao- cldent case. I i r. t ; '" xee, but do you drive a team, or do you work on a railroad, or do you handle a ma- chine, or do you work in a factory?" "O. yas: aw work in facfrv." "Very good. What kind of a factory r "it ees a very big factory." "Tour honor," said the lawyer, addressing tn. court, -if this keeps on I think we'll have to have an interpreter.'" Then ne turnei to the witness: off odor of the bean trees. "Betsy," he cooed, as they sat on the rickety wooden fence surrounding Mrs. FiUlgan's plgstx. " 'Ow bee-a-utlful is luvl Jes' think ov It Betsy. Wen we are mar- ried well have a pig all on our own, all to ourselvea" "WUlyum." she whispered, resentfully, -why should we want to buy a pig? I 1 realise, ma aiioraey oegan, "that I stand la the preaeaca of a descendant of the grand old Huguenot family that .emigrated (ram Trance to eesape religious Intolerance. " mlm ; . ' - - - -..-. nni. i time al which service was restored. wun tma data ami his tools, tha "trouble shooter" hantpna fmm that hitflrl. lng to the point at which the cables rise from their underground conduit to the poles. Here he attaches a field Instrument , to the wire to ascertain It. nnn,iitin tween the box and the central office. The wire being all right In this district, be -a a- . . M"n D' Jurists bave sprung from that family and embell.hed the bench and bar i me union. xnoir watchwords are 'honortruth aad Justice.' and their name are spoken in every home. The law is so plain in this case that ha who run. mv "Squire, what are you fixing to dor asked the honorable court, ' . Narrow Escape of a Spanish Balloonist J . - r - S r , . - - '. P' I. . xtttL - ... .. r h JCipU,n KlDdUD of SpanUa Military Engineers, making an ascent from Valencia in the mffttary balloon Maria Teresa, wax blown out over tb Mediterranean and the balloqn. beginning to tall, he was ln Imminent dan ger of drowning, when th Brttlah ship West Point came along and aaved bim. As he was trying to hook his trailing rop In th rigglag ot th ship th carious saapaUot reproduced hare was mad oa board another vea tei oa th apoU i THE OMAILA SUNDAY REE: SEPTEMBER 1, 1907. I. . ! "Lilt ' WIUERE TUB FIRST TDT9 ARB MAIHl NBW DEVICE? rOW JTflAMBFOIVnMl-aTJlOUBXSr then sroea to tha notnt hn th wire , .w- I" " " mam m. mam poiea io staxi 10 xne nous of tha uibinHhw t. i onil I V. i v.. it i l. a there the "trouble shooter" goes to the point where the wire enters the house, where a third test is made. If no fault la tr.A i .v,- . - local battery and the receiving and trans- milting Instrument. This completes the "I have the closing argument" was the reply ' "Well, you might jest a well set down," observed his honor blandly: "I've made up my mind for tha other side. Judgment for the defendant." Philadelphia Ledger. Sociologist Strikes a Foae-r. Colonel Prank Pierce Morgan, the well known sociologist and raconteur of Wash ington, at one time was of tha opinion that if the children of "poor white trash" ln the south could be put to work m-ich good would result to all concerned. An experi ence he had on an inquisitorial tour re cently rather puzzles him. In Stateboro, N. C, ha fell Into conversation with a well- fed looking citizen, who sat on k dry goods - SHOOTER S." teat anfl mt m nint h.t..n h. n.nral ' offloe and the house ot the subscriber tha trouble la located. The treatment of the trouble depends to a great extent upon the location. If a wire jls found at fault on one of the over head wires there is comparatively little trou- iratlvely little trou- ble to ohange it or splice It, or do what- ever is necessary, but It is a different mat- ter If a break Is found In the conduit, per- box whittling a sUck. "What do you do for a living?" asked Colonel Morgan. '"Wall, stranger," accommodatingly re- piled the hospitable tarheel, "I don't "have to do nothin' for a llvln" these days, seeln' as how I have five head of gala a-workln' In the ootton factory." Washington Times. Conscientious Hens. There is a Oerman dairyman and farmer, whose place Is not far from Philadelphia, who greatly plumes himself upon, the abso lute superiority of his products above all others ln the vicinity. On one occasion he personally applied to a Oermantown housekeeper for a transfer of her custom himself. "I hears dot you Of WHERE Tim CABLES LEAVE! TUB haps a hundred or nearest opening. more feet from the Preventive la KtTfwtlve. The telephone company operates on the theory that an ounce of prevention Is worth a pound ot cure, but wire troubles can neither be prevented nor cured In every case so some device must be adopted to circumvent the trouble. Tills 1 done In great measure by providing wires which are not used until some other wire falls. In every cable there are a number of wires known as "idle wires." No one but the keeper of records knows which are Idle and which are busy, and the record keeper doesn't know until after an in vestigation is made on each request for a substitute wire. This doesn't imply that the record keeper Isn't fully competent to attend to business, for It would be a pe culiar mind to be on speaking acquaint ance with each of the 28,850 wires which enter and leave one station, to say aoth,lng of being able to tell their physical condl- tlon at any hour of the day. Of the 18,850 wires which enter the building per- haps more than half are Idle now. It was' not so once, but new Illations relieve ol1 wires and there are "wires enough to ao -munrt" no- " . Snltchlna- . the Wires. But to return to , the "trouble shooter," who has found a break In a wire In a conduit. He reports the fact to the head of the repair department, who calls upon the record keeper to give a substitute for tho wire which Is out of use. The record keeper goes to a book which is full of haf a lot of drouble with dot dairyman of yourw," he said. "Yust you glf me your gustom und dere vlH be no droublel" "Are your eggs always fresh?" asked the woman. "Fresh!" repeated the German, in an ln- dlgnant tone. "Let me tell you. madam, dot my hens nefer, nefer lay anything but fresh eggsr-Harper's Weekly. . . mttm Peter F. Dailey is a man 0 Imposing per- A Big Tarty. sonal dimensions, a fact he once' made use of to the disgust of a railroad conductor. Delayed at a small station, where the tr'n tor New York would not stop for the next twenty-four hours, he wired the superintendent at the ststlon below: "Will you stop at Lonelyvllle for large party at 6 p. m.?" The answer came: "Yes, will stop train." When the express pulled ln Mr. Dailey started to board a car. "Where is the large party we .stopped for?" Inquired the conductor. "I am ihe large party," said Mr. Dailey with dignity. Young's Magazine. They Were Really Agreed. Timothy Woodruff tells of the effort on the part of a kindly disposed man In Al- bany to arbitrate between a man and his wife, who were airing their troubles on the sldnwalk one Saturday evening. "Look here, my man," exclaimed the Al- bany man, at onoe Intervening In the alter- cation, "this won't do, you know!" "What business Is It of yours?" demanded the male combatant angrily. " "It's my business only so far as I may be of service In settling this dispute," answered the other mildly, "and I should like very much to do that." "This ain't no dispute," sulkily returned the man. "No dispute'" csme In astonished tones from the would-be ' peacemaker. "Why, you " "I tell you that It ain't a diitpute," In sisted the man. "She thinks she ain't (coin' to get my week's wages, and I know she ain't! That ain't no dispute!" Llp plncott's. $ Correction the Record. Representative Champ Clark of Missouri, tells a story about former Representative Henry V. Johnson of Indiana. "Mr. Johnson," he aaid, "was engaged In a debate with an Illinois congressman and called him an ass. This was unparlia mentary, of course, and had. to be with drawn. Pursuant to the order of th sneaker Mr. Johnson said: " 'I withdraw the language I used, Mr. Speaker, but I insist that ths gentleman from Illinois is out of order.' " 'How am I out of orderr demanded the Illinois man, with considerable heat. " 'Probably a veterinary surgeon can tell you,' retorted Johnson. This was parlia mentary and went to tho Record. "-Ja-(UasaoU News, GROUND AND TAKE TO TUB Am such Interesting remarks- as "Z-C 1, I, t, . . etc., up to 100 or 200. From this la selected two wires which may be known as "Z-C 1 and 2," 1 being the "out" wlr and 2 the "In" wire, both forming the circuit. A mark la made to show that these wires are taken from the passive to the active list and the man at the end) of the broken wire is told what wires he can use to relieve the trouble. Connec tion Is made between the wires further from the central station and the new wire and a test is then made to learn If all la rlBht. Other trouble being found, perhaps In the wire running from the main polea to the subscribers telephone, a wire may,. be cut out In a manner similar to that fotj a conduit or a new wire may be substituted. What Lightning noes. If the trouble Is found to be In the In, nw one is substituted and tha ' old one taken to the shop for repairs Tha real work of the "trouble shooter" cornea ' after a storm. Lightning has a way of striking telephone wires and leaving tha coverings looking as though they had coma Into forcible contact with the points of In. numerable pins, while tha .m.n wires are melted and h,ln. . ina m " " rpri. s . m" ' "ucn a condition recently ex. on a mimKM ik. . . . t.fn.,h ..r. c,ol T"n able "trouble shoot " Every aralU and tha way tho. ?" PUt to worI was a matter of Vi call8" W,M ohangedj, charra of "T 7 " xn nan lsj to "keep tho lines , wno1 utT ! everything " Ovavh "Wdless oft on "messenger wlrea cb'" r carried! whlnh ftn. . T 7. uanminr Visit h utilise. the "messag wires" as a aort of im proved tramway. Ha fcuror .' ill'L. fri'i..?" tW". c 'oa at.' wir the "troubla shooter" drawa Hon the wires from pole to polo m vi uch repairs a are required, so eth cutting out entire lengths of oablea!eotte, changing service wires from thn. to tho"" not affected. To keep suchi a fo"e of "trouble shooters" where theyi Cttn on hand an instant' notice I f, wor"' but this I aooompllahed by ,n"i.nfh !,n,8n to Var1ou PctU. Dur lng the tlrriA. k. - " - "'"" " repairs are ne ' ceasary tha s-r are ne be occupied on n.- "l may shop, but all are raadv t repaisj respond to the can of tha V, tlm t of tha repair force. ohrg . ; --.-..-j.wa ervfae), In addition to the men employed t4 7bl,,h' th city a mall.r forca. ' but with heavier equipment, la aJway ( ready for similar work on tha ton ltaa A system of testa atmi.. - . on the city line 1 used on tb line whlobP Bporat between th various tawn. i.w' between tha various towns wlthj which the Omaha system la oonnaoted, Tha.' man in charg of this "troubl ofOos" must! be expert enough to be able to tell within,! a few miles f the exact location of troubla on any 0n of th hundreds of mltaa ofl 1 wire which coma undar tha .a': his testing apparatus, as time la an Ira. portent Item ln repair and the repair orem must be sent to tha nearest point of troublsv at the first opportunity, 1 The Omaha district of tha Kefcraskai Telephone company la lift mile long an ' twenty-five miles wide. Her I network! of wires covering mora or lea (hJcklyv '.750 square miles of territory. Jl any moj ment trouble may begin on any part off th' Then a horse ha to ba aeoured and)' have to ba sent out to find and samedyf, the troubla Hitherto this ha boon dona wfth rig. orwn by horse power, but H. P. Syner manager of the district, la about to In ,t"uU , n'w power- H designed lnnTAaaA1a v I, I V. lit . . i, 7. mn and; which can attain a speed of fortv-Bn mil.. an hour. Thll machine la shown tn tha? illustration with Mr. Kyner and n of nisi men In tho seata "Bo far as not used for I know these machine str a similar purpose at preent anywhere else Ryner. "I believe, however, that thoy are) going to be a complete sucoaaa and theyi wUI revolutionise th hard work of tha; man who has to see to keeping thousand of miles of more or less fragllely aacuredl wires In good working order. For aumcla- " w et word that something Is wrocgl wun a wire on the West Dodge road, eayj fifteen miles away. Under the oM ayateml we had to arrange to secure a livery rig and by the time this was ready an nouif had been lost Then ln getting to tho acausi of th trouble a horse could not go mora than seven or eight miles aa hour. ' "Under the system we are about to try) the men will mount the motorcycle th minute word comes of troubla They will turn on the power and away they wffl go, at forty miles an hour and hava tha wir In working order again before Dvarw rig mu14 ba tUtchadB 4&A nada aaady '