r THE OMATIA' SUNDAY KEE: AUGUST 25, 1007. i i 1 ; i i! 1 ,j i l -i IT1 tllf '1 VUl l tii4 trji a r4 Tl tit ew nld dat 4 ituf Ith! sua sl. J fej t.li mt CO tr far Sal cloi 0 or $ hoB : i h4 Frl - Ml :m.4 tmi I of 1 : Ml veyj m Mr !' i irul o it ;p 'raj ruA I i'MI if I .e )! is q rd . W UU fr. jn. Mn t tl Irs. Irs. Wll Ir. ; Mr. nest Mr. !r. a Ira.' i Dr. Irs. Wll ,'r. I Mr, .iet rin( No r ti ray Tiie Omaha Sunday Be& KOLNUEI) til EDWARD ROSEWATBR. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Filtered at Omaha postofflce aa second class matter. TERMS OF" BIH8CRIPTTON. Iaily Itoe (without Sunday, one year.. $4.00 Iaily H- and Sunday, one year J Jj tiumlay Hee, one year Jjj Saturday Hee, one year 1 60 DBLIVTOKD BY CARRIER. Ially Hee (Including Sunday!, per week..l&o Lally Bee (without Sunday i, per week..l(JO Evening Bee (without Sunday), per wmk m Evening Bee (with Sunday), per week..HKj Address all complaints of Irregularities In delivery te City C irculation department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha-City Hall Bulldine. Council Bluffs 15 Scott Ptreet. Chicago ltit fnlty building. New ork-16f Home Life Insurance Blag. Washington SOI Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed. Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit hy draft, express or postal order payable, to The Hee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment or mall accounts, personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OP" CIRCULATION. State .of Nebraska. Douglas county, as: Charh-s C. Rose water, general manager of The Hee Publishing Company, being duly sworn. Bays that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of July, 1907, was as follows: 1 86,840 IT 36,700 1 36,190 II 36,480 I 36,180 II 96,610 4 86,600 10 36,530 I 36,840 11 3S,SS0 38,490 tl 87,870 7 36,600 38 36,670 S 36,900 14 36,530 1 86,810 26 36,430 10 86,340 It 86,400 11 86,430 17 86,700 11 86,330 21 36,400 II 36,340 II 41,370 14 36,800 10 3880 15 86,780 II 36,890 II 36,690 Total 1,138,330 Less unsold and returned copies . . 10,336 Net total 1,131,986 Daily average. 88,193 CHARLES C, ROSEWATBR, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of August, 1907. (Seal) M. B. HUNOATE, Notary Public. WHEN OUT OF" TOWN. Subscribers leaving; tbe city tem porarily should kaT The Ilea mailed to them. Address will bo changed aa often aa requested. Evidence la accumulating that tbe president ia getting tired of resting. The telegraph companies refuse to believe that President Small is big enough. The army worm has Invaded Oyster Bay. Probably Just called to report to the commander-in-chief. Mr. Bryan has been in four railroad wrecks, but in only two presidential lection wrecks. The country at large ia showing no disposition to Interfere with Wall street's desire for an occasional panic. Anyway, no politician except Mr. Bryan has declared that he does not understand what Secretary Taft meant. After the ticket Is made up the next task will be to get the rival "press bureaus" to work together for the nominees. A glance in the stables shows that all the republican entries for the pres idential sweepstakes are wearing the Roosevelt colors. Mr. Taft makes a concession to the standpatters when he agrees to stand hitched for eighteen months before starting revision. The dimensions of the new battle ship to be built by England Indicates that it will be about the site of the state of Delaware. i - The country will be glad to know that Colonel Goethals Is using steam shovel Instead of typewriters in dig ging the Panama canal. "Has the laborer no brains?" asks Mr. Hearst's paper. Not if he accepts the kind of labor doctrine preached by Mr. Hearst's editors. A Now York court has decided that a bigamist must support both wives. That Is a clear case of making the punUhment fit the crime. Russia and Japan have made a treaty which they will doubtless ob serve until they can borrow enough money for another war. Mr. Harrlman must be sequestering at some distance off the railroad line. He has not given out a newspaper in terview for about a week. Incidentally, Wall street Is awaken ing to the fact that the country Is learning the difference between confi dence and a confidence game. "What the Human Race Owes to the Moon" is the title of a magazine arti cle. Can't think of anything, unless It's that old green cheese bill. Colonel Henry Watterson says the country Is easily humbugged by politi cians. That may be, but It Ill-becomes the colonel to boast of his work. The straw vote man Is starting up early for the campaign of 1908, but the wind may change the direction of the political weather vane on very short notice. Ex-Senator Allen's oft-threatened suit to knock out the direct primary law has not yet materialized. The former populist senator must have moved a reconsideration when he got Uto eaalon with his law books. roOLISH FACTIONALISM. i There will always bo differences of opinion between members of every po litical party. There Mil always ba conflicting aspirations among those who wish to serve In public office. .'There will always be rival political J clubs so long as there is political work to be done. There will always be fac tionalism within every live and grow ing political organization. But there is a factionalism which is fruitful and a factionalism which la foolish. There is a factionalism which accomplishes something for the good of the public or for the purification of the party that vindicates its existence. A factionalism that works a reform or extinguishes a graft, or divides on any legitimate issue on which an honest difference of opinion exists as to what Is best to be done, needs no defense or apology. A factionalism, however, which rests simply upon a determina tion to rule or ruin, which rends a party asunder on purely selfish lines, which opposes candidates not because they are disqualified or undeserving, but because someone else supports thern or because they do not belong to a particular club, is foolish faction alism running riot. Such foolish fac tionalism has no regard for the publio welfare nor for party success beyond the distribution of the spoils. Such a foolish factionalism would sacrifice principle to opportunity and would divide the forces that must be united to achieve final victory at the polls. It is needless to say that these re marks have a particular application Just now to local conditions in the re publican party In Omaha and Douglas county, i There is no real division be tween the rank and file except that which is artificially fomented by short sighted factional leaders. The rank and file, which is Inspired only by de votion to republican principles and by a desire for republican success, now more particularly with a view to get ting ready for the big fight of 1908, will have to ignore outgrown factional lines and place on the ticket only candidates who add strength to valid claims for preferment. a school ron RAILROAD men. The traveling public will warmly commend the action of a score of high officials in railroad circles who have Joined in a plan for the establishment of a school of railroading to educate men needed in the operating depart ments of the big systems of the coun try. It is asserted that the railroads of the country need fully 200,000 more men to meet present require ments and it is claimed that the new plan will fit men, already physically acceptable, for employment In many positions requiring additional forces. As a special inducement to young men to take up this work it is proposed that the tuition be refunded by the railroad company with which they se cure employment and give satisfac tory service for one year. The new venture la in response to the recognized demand for more and better trained men for the railroad service. Officials of the railroads fully appreciate the losses suffered by the railroads and by the public through the use of "green" hands. The officials have always had the ex cuse that they were compelled to use Inexperienced help because of the short supply of the men trained in the work, and the public has been forced to accept the excuse, while taking the risk of loss on account of the raw re cruits. It Is not to be expected, of course, that men can be taught by mail to run locomotives and operate trains, but railroad officials are con vinced that the rudiments of railroad ing can be taught so as to enable men to become expert In their work in a short probationary term of service. The presidents of the Rock Island, the Northwestern, the Santa Fe, the Erie and other roads have endorsed the plan and agree that students who pass a satisfactory examination shall be given prompt employment and prac tical trial by one of the railroads, with a permanent position if hla work is satisfactory. The significant feature of the plan Is the indication that rail road managers have become impressed with the absolute need of more trained labor. VKS0VXCE8 THK WHIPPING TOST. The delectable relic of barbarism, tbe whipping post, has been In vogue in Delaware for more than a century without much protest until now, when Warden Meserve of the county work- bouse at Newcastle has resigned be cause of his unalterable opposition to this method of punishing offenders against tbe law. Warden Meserve has held office for several years and has applied the lash to the bleeding backs of many prisoners, but he has finally sickened of the task and asked to be relieved with this explanation: I have made a very careful and unbiased study of the effect of the whipping post on men of thla class, and have come to the conclusion that It Is all bad. It brings out In a man all that Is revengeful and hurtful, and he arrays himself against law, order and society. Students of criminology will prob ably continue to be divided in their opinion of the whipping post as a remedial institution. It will be con tended that for wife beaters, assailants of children and other criminals of that class, the lash seems the only form of punishment, as such offenders are too hardened to be affected morally by It and the pain Inflicted acts beneficially In making them wary of repeating their offenses. This argument, how ever, does not appeal to enlightened people, who will be found on the side oi Warden Meeerve'a conclusion tbt the whipping post Is more degrading to society than It Is to Its victims. The best illustration of the degrad ing effects of the whipping post is found in the fact that while the law was originally Intended as a means of punishment of wife beaters and of brutes who had assaulted women or children, it has been employed In Dela ware as punishment for petty offenses and on boys and men capable of suffer ing tortures from Its degradation and who might be reformed by other means. The whipping post is wholly at variance with the twentieth century theory of punishment a relic of bar barism that ought to be eradicated. THE LAW A AD THE FAN. Every now and then New Jersey arises to the emergency and shows that some news except bad news can come out of that state, the mother of law-defying corporations. The news in question relates to a little proceed ing in the Newark police court in which a healthy majority of the male population of America will feel a keen personal and abiding Interest. Like many great epoch-making affairs, this Newark case had Its origin In a trivial incident. A plain working man, name not given, was up on a charge of abus ing his wife. The prosecution had presented its case and it looked like one of those "$60 or sixty dayB" prop ositions, until the magistrate asked the prisoner If he had anything' to say for himself. He had. He explained that while he was charged with the offense of wife-beating, his real of fense rested in the fact that he was an inveterate and Incurable base ball fan. With this opening the accused con cealed nothing. He told the Judge that he earned $18 every week and never missed a day's work. When the whistle blew at noon on Saturday he hastened home, gave his wife $17 in lawful coin of the realm and then hus tled down to the ball grounds, where he got a choice seat on the bleachers and saw the game from the prelimi nary practice to the throwing of pop bottles and cushions at the umpire at the close of the last Inning. Then he went home, every Saturday afternoon, to go through an experience that made the mobbing of the umpire look like child's play. His wife was not a fan and she always proceeded to tell him in language of disagreeable pungency and unmistakable clearness what she thought of a man who would waste his time and good money at ball games. One fateful day the wife went so far as to deprive him of his supper and to hurl words at him until he fell Into a troubled sleep. Burke had made a single, stolen second and gone to third on Dooley's infield sacrifice. It was the ninth inning and the score was tied. Then Kelley lined a "bute" down past first base and the game was won until the wooden-headed umpire called the hit a foul. The defendant in the police court case was the first man over the ropes and had the um pire by the throat, ohoklng him for fair, revelling In the keen Joy of tak ing a hated human life; when he woke up and found he was rapidly placing his wife in a position where she could never roast him again. The next thing he knew clearly he was in the police station with a charge of wlfe. beatlng opposite his name on the ser geant's blotter. That's all there Is to it, except that the wise and upright Judge, who goes to a game occasionally himself, ac cepted the prisoner's story, ruled that he was within his rights and could go to a game every Saturday, regardless of his wife's protest. All of which vindicates one of the most prized priv ileges' of the American man. Tho rooter has a right to root, married or single. ABDICATION OF T8l AN. Other nations of tbe world that have been predicting, with either hope or fear, the early awakening of China, may look for a speedy fulfillment of the prophecy if the announced abdica tion of Tsl An, the dowager empress, at the beginning of. the Chinese new year is verified by the fact. The qual ification is warranted, for rumors of her abdication have been rife for years and at times seemed to have been Jus tified, but the strong-minded old woman has always refused, at the crit ical time, to step aside and allow oth ers to manage the affairs of the Chi nese government. The present an nouncement, however, bears all the earmark of authority and widespread satisfaction will follow, if she keeps her promise to yield the reins to the legitimate emperor, Kwang-Su. The civilized world doubtless rates Tsl An below her Just measure, for in many respects she Is the most remark able woman in history. For half a century she has ruled an empire of 400,000.000 people with an Iron band, brooking no opposition, elevating pup pet emperors and pulling them down at will, defying all the powers of Eu rope, matching them in Intrigue and diplomacy, keeping her nation in a state of nonprogresslveness, lopping off liberal heads as they appeared and, all In all, making a record unparalleled Jin history. She was of lowly origin. a slave girl who became a royal concu bine In the palace and rose to be the power behind the throne of the Man chug; finally, upon the death of tbe emperor, assuming power and author ity never before possessed by any Chi nese ruler. A foe to national prog ress, she wrested the throne from Kwang-Su, the legitimate emperor, years ago because he had become Im pressed wlta the beoessitj of Institu ting reforms that did not suit her Ideas. She la suspected of being re sponsible for the Boxer uprising of seven years ago, and It was the failure of this movement that first weakened her remarkable power over the Chinese people. Every step toward progress since that time has been over her op position. The development of China with the retirement of Tsl An should be rapid. The nation is already awakening from its long lethargy to the possibilities of progress along modern lines. It has a civilization of great antiquity, a liter ature and a philosophy older than Confucius and Menclus. The Chinese people are temperate, patient and in dustrious, with every promise that they will be quick to catch step In the march of civilization as soon as they are relieved of the coercion of the throne. THE "IDEAL" THEATER. Arnold Daly has been in the theater business a long time and his ideas of what should constitute an ideal thea ter are good, so far as they go. He has been making a study of the Ideal theater, with ideal plays and all that, from his viewpoint, and proposes to try the experiment of running a thea ter that will have ho orchestra, In dulge In no advertising, do without the claque and present none but plays of the artistic and intellectual quality, without the elaborate scenery, tanks, sawmills, railroad trains, race tracks and other essentials of the too com mon thrillers of the modern stage. All of which, as has been intimated, may be good, as far it goes, but we suggest that Mr. Daly has planned his Ideal theater too much from the stand point of the playwright and the man ager and with too little thought of the patrons. There Is room for vast im provement in front of the footlights before the Ideal theater can be more tangible than an actor's dream. The comfort of the patron ought to figure in the ideal plan. An enlargement of the box office, so that two or more ticket sellers could come to the rescue of the very tired young person who now keeps would-be patrons waiting in line for half an hour or so would help some. Then, suppose some thea ter manager should decide to put In seats large enough to allow a man or woman outside the welterweight class to sit in them without tortureT With that kind of a seat the space between the rows might be made wide enough to allow the ingress and egress of late comers without a crush of corns and the ruin of gowns of those who had arrived at a decent hour. Then, how would it do to have a system of con veniently arranged trap doors through which the pests who Insist upon going out between the acta might be dropped without inconvenience to other guests? It would be a glorious relief, too, to have a program on which the ink had dried and which gave some hint of the cast of the play in the first eight or ten pages, with the corset ads made an incident rather than the main feature. Other improvements will suggest themselves to patrons who think about their past experiences. Clearly, Mr. Daly should not complete hla plans for his ideal theater until he has spent a few nights out among the audience and studied its annoyances and needs. It is charged that Secretary Taft submitted hla Columbus' address to President Roosevelt before he deliv ered it. Some plan of that kind ought to be adopted with Attorney General Bonaparte's speeches. With all those appointments made by Governor Sheldon to go Into effect September 1, there cannot be much left at the pie counter and It should be safe to resod the front yard of the executive mansion. Senator Foraker has gone to a great deal of trouble to explain that he dis agrees with almost everything said by Secretary Taft in his Columbua speech. We all know that before Senator For aker told ua. The Milwaukee Sentinel attempts to palm off a story about a woman try ing to commit suicide by swallowing two $20 bills. It won't do. A woman with that much money would not want to die. Tammany proposes to back Louis Stuyvesant Chanler for the democratic nomination for the presidency. Chan ler is almost as well known as Judge Parker was at the time of his nomina tion. A Massachusetts physician claims that he bleeds his patients Just as he did sixty years ago. The average phy sician has adopted more modern meth ods of accomplishing the same result. Attorney General Bcnaparte refers to himself as "the very unworthy bead of the Department of Justice." Oh, well, there's hope for a man so long as he is finding it out himself. Berlin has it "on the highest possi ble authority" that Japan is going to buy the Philippines for $50,000,000. Berlin should follow China's example and quit hitting the pipe. It develops that the big corporations had oo objection whatever to the Elk Ins law so long as tbe federal authori ties did not attempt to enforce It. Ia tho Presidential Claaa. Washington Post. Vncle Joe Cannon hasn't saved any wait ress from drowning, but that kick in the ribs he gave a mad dog last week proved that ha, too, haa in him tha stuff that heroic presidential oaodidatea are made of. IIJTDAT ETIMET9. Religion makes do man; but w'en man make de religion Lawd help de worl'l Da's trouble 'nuft In dls worl' ter keep a man gwlne so fas' de rheumatism don't stan' no show wld 1m. Many a man knows Msse'f ; but de reaaon he don't proflt by de knowledge Is he too wise ter give hlsse'f away. Batan keeps busy six days In de week, en even w5on he go ter sleep In church, on a Sunday, he still got one eye open. No man In de worl' would live In de Sor rowful country ef he could have ten min utes' talk wld a cltlsen f urn Hallelula Hill. Some folks what all time hollerln" for "de or-time religion' never had enough re ligion In de ol time ter fan de feathers er a angel's wing. Uncle Remus Magaalne. Eri'LAIl SHOTS AT TUB Pt'I.PlT Philadelphia Press: If the preacher who declares there are forty roads to hell will look around a little he may find people who are traveling all of them at once. Brooklyn Eagle: The good news comes from the west that & lot of thrt Tnrllnna are turning Baptists. Shows they mean to make the acquaintance of water at least once, Chicago Record-Herald: The preacher who wants John D. Rockefeller to con tribute 1100,000,000 to the cause of religion must have an ldoa that money talks aa forcibly for salvation aa for other things. Baltimore American: A priest in Wis consin has started a badly needed reform by forbidding the throwing of rice at wed dings. There is not a grain of sense In the practice, no matter how many there may be in the rice. Springfield Republican I A New York clergyman preached directly at John D. Rockefeller In the letter's church at Clove land Sunday on the one hand Urging a gift of HOO.OUO.OOO for the evangelising of the world, and on the other hand denounc ing the current attacks on corporations. He was warmly congratulated by the rich man, who manifested pleasure at the sermon, but every one seems to be in ignorance whether it woa the proposed gift which enthused him or tho other feature of the sermon. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. With the assistance of an Ohio court Hetty Green adds $1,000 to her pile. "She us haa, gita." j The poet who sang of "pathos drawing tears from angels" probably had in mind the Standard OH plea of Injured innocence. The northeastern states have not had a good shower of rain for a month and are reported dryer than Kansas with the lid on. The Hunchakists of New York, got such an unexpected hunch from the police that blackmail by rlb-iUcklng suddenly ceased In the metropolis. The moat picturesque feature of the scenic routes on Nebraska prairies is the procession of farmers in touring cars in specting their crops. Modern art is nothing if not progressive. A Collier artist pictures a summer mer maid in the act of drawing inspiration and ice cream soda from the small end of a cockleshell. Mulal el Hafld may have all the quali fications of a propnet, but if he fools around the machine gunB of the French he may get a revised edition of tho connecting link of bis name. The meanest man has appeared in Ohio, He pumped a bicycle across tha continent, Z.600 miles, Just for the fun of prosecuting his wife, who shook him for a saner and handsomer man. Sentiment is a minus quantity In New York City. Old Kara Meeker, the Orgon trailer, on reaching town was denied the privilege of parading down Broadway with his oxen and prairie schooner. Ezra should buy an automobile and get in tha push. ' The advertising agent of a railroad in Pennsylvania pulled off the only gleam of humor observed in the state since Penny packer retired from business. In a catchy handbill announcing four prominent speak ers at a county fair this postscript appears In red Ink: "During speaking all ma chinery will stop except windmills." FAMILY L1FU MENACED. Easy Divorce Breaking- Down Civil isation. Dean Mathews in Leslie's Weekly. ThtTfl Ia a. tendency to renlare tha Idea of romantic love that gives beauty to life. I regret this because it la likely to break down our civilization and the sanctity of the family. If the relations of men and women are to be merely those of anlnials then we are going backward In our evolu tion. I do not see any help for any Chris tianity that does not face this problem squarely. If Christianity cannot grip hold of this family problem and get the spirit of Christianity into the lowest group of our civilization, then society is doomed and marriage ties will be "turned into mere conventionalities and relations respectable enough, but Increasingly un-Chrlstlan. Di vorce is increasing with alarming rapidity. The conditions are much the same today as In the days of Jesus, and He forbade divorce, although It had become so com mon that a man might divorce his wife merely because she was not a good enough cook. So with us. the family has become . m conventionality and a matter of personal convenience. There are many , young men and women wu b. up with the idea that marriage, while It may not be simultaneously, at least may be successively, polyandrous and polyga- Beauty for American Cities. Cleveland Plain Dealer. A city Is not built in a day, nor in a hundred years. The great sight places of Europe have been slowly and labori ously wrought out by far-sighted men. and are admirable only after many cen turies. But American cities have money and the experience of Europe to guide them, and now,' with the awakened in stinct of civic beauty urging thera on, they may accomplish the wonders of Paris and Berlin and Vienna possibly even of Florence and Rome In a period short in comparison with the term of a city's life. Foreign Critics Hard to Please. Springfield Republican. Herr Bebel's reasoning must be some what Involved to enable him to reach the conclusion that the Haywood trial "has shown all the world that in the United States liberty, law and justice exist only on paper." That Is-exactly what Bebel would have told the International socialist congress bad Haywood been convicted. Evidently he has determined to say it any way, regardless of Comrade Haywood's fate. It is pretty hard for America to please such a critic Cvmforts of a snriilas. Chicago Record-Herald. There has been an increase of more than $10,000,000 in the treasury's Internal rev enue receipts during the last year. What with the lntornal revenue receipts and tha oil Ones Unci Sam ought to be able to get along without worrying much about coal bills during tha next year or two. V. MIL 1J - .' " i si w m i u I HI .V i. .' I-,- i .. i, - ur ti P L u jewelryl Manctelberir5 Will if to you'at a lower 1 fl price than tricdy?ajewelejiS I " IH "tltriliiK tsl' Mjt irssTl J.1. f.-. - tJ-iL..-. v..--T1-,-tfv. MM MiaMfcHMHt $75.00 $50.00 $2.50 A WEEK $2.00 A YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD SERMONS BOILED DOWN. The love of truth goes before likeness to truth. The poverty of life is due to the things we miss. Every life may be known by the way It leads. Qod Is not In the closet If he is not on the street. Ornamental piety UBually adorns an empty heart. The beautiful life wastes no time looking for a mirror. When faith gets to dreaming there soon Is something doing. If you have faith you will see something glorious in every face. You may know the greatness of anv man by the way he treats a child. Some think they are full of faith hncaima they turn their backs on the facts. You cannot keep life sweet and wholp- some by taking all your salt on Sunday. -rten the best way to understand your brother is to look in the face of your Father. There would be fewer m-avers for h moval of mountains if all were called by vir ngni names. Chicago Tribune. NATURE LOVERS. Debt We Owe to Tho.e Who Truth- munr i-oriray Outdoor Life. President Roosevelt in Everybody's Maga zine. We owe a real debt to the men who truth fully portray for us, with pen or pencil, any one of the many sides of outdoor life; whether they work as artists or aa writers, whether they care for big beasts or small birds, for the homely farm land or for the vast, lonely wilderness, whether they are scientists proper, or hunters of game, or lovers of all nature which, indeed, scientists and hunters ought to be. John Burroug and John Muir, Stewart Edward White, and Frederic Romtngton, Olive Thorne Miller, Hart Merrlam, William Hornaday, Frank Chapman, J. A. Allen, Ernest Ingersoll, Wltmer Btone, William Crane, George Shlras to all of these and to many like them whom I could name, we owe much, we who love the breath of the woods and tho fields, and who care for the wild creatures, large or small. And the surest way to neutralize the work of these lovers of truth and nature, of truth In nature study, is to encourage1 those whose work shows neither knowledge of nature nor love of truth. The modern "nature faker" Is, of course, an object of derision to every scientist worthy of the name, to every real lover of the wilderness, to every fuunal natural ist, 'to every true hunter or nature lover. But it Is evident that he cornpetely de ceives many good people who are wholly Ignorant of wild life. Sometimes he draws on his own imagination for his fictions; sometimes he gets them second-hand from Irresponsible guides or trappers or Indians. For You, Mrs. Family Woman, The A. Hospe Company's 33rd Annual Midsummer SaJe Where Depend ability a.nd Economy Meet. In the first place, do you want a piano do you need a piano? If your home Is still one of those cheerless abodes which lacks one, these questions are superfluous for of course you want one, of course 70a need one. Well, then, Mrs. Family Womanyou who havo so capably managed the economies of the household and know that sooner or later that l'luno must come doesn't the economy of this salo appeal to you? Doesn't It mean some thing to you that, should you Induce your husband to buy now, the saving would be from $50 to ISO? Think over these questions us logically aa yuu have thought over others affecting the welfare of the family and you must arrive at only one conclusion that it is better to make the Piano invest ment now, even though a sacrifice is necessary, than wait until auothur day. You need the Piano, the children need it; yea, and the husband nm da It. too. What other Influence could be of such geiiorul benefit to the family as music? And in addition, Mrs. Family Woman, consider this every l'luno in this great stock is a fine, dependable Instrument for the amount at which it ia sold and no matter whether you pay 500 or leas than $100 you will posi tively get more value for your money than you could possibly get anywhere else. A good story bears constant repetition. So It Is with the story of the Hospe great 83d Annual Midsummer Hale. The good story we have told and retold this month is of new 2D0 Cramer Pianos for 1KU, new 400 Decker Bros. Co. Pianos for $275. new $250 Shullhoff Planus for $105, besides num bers of very special bargains tu new Kimball, Cublo-Nelson. Wescr Bros., Bush ft Lane; in fact, almost an unlimited variety of well-known makes. The good story is also of bargains In used Pianos. Kvery day finds some thing new and different on our wureroom floors. Never before have w had such an accumulation of really deslruble fine Pianos. This is your opportunity, Mrs. Family Woman. A. HOSPE CO- 1513 Douglas St. Writs for Tree Catalogue. ( 3 &v fc?-rm t ? it r ftf r i i 100! in i WEEK $2.50 A WEEK msmv DOMESTIC 1'LEASA.MHIHS, "I never could respect my huslmnd If ho came homo in an Intoxicated comiIiihhi. ' "1 don't bluiue you. Tho man ho .I n s such a thing certainly lacks judgment. '' Chicago Rccoid-lleiuld. "Tho way that grass widow Is net lug1 looks as though she were usinK her fas cinations to put something by lor a laii.y day." "Well, what of It? Isn't It quite natii:.il for a grass widow to mako buy whlK: Iho sun shines?" Baltimore American. "Darllnfr," ho said, "whnt would you il.i If I should die?" Tell me." "I'leuse d"ii t suggest such a thing," sal.! his wife. 'I can't bear tho thought of a stepfuiln r tor our little boy." Brooklyn Life. "How beautiful this landsoapo Is hy moonlight! 1 think I could be happy fur ever amid such surroundings." ' "The surroundings are not nltojrethir to my liking, Mr. Spoonamore. l'lcane talo your arm a ay." Chicago Tribune. "Would you love me better," ask. .1 H e Sweet Thing, "If I were very wealthy "" "Sure," responded the young ? tei, promptly. "I'd have more time." Ch v, land Leader. Scrllmlngton I think I'll write a sonm t to MIhs 1'echls. Wise Now, don't you do It. It may turn her uirnlnst you. SrrlhhiiiKton Why, I thought she like.l poet ry. Wise So she does. Philadelphia Press. The old woman who lived In a rn nodded sympathetically. "I know Just hmv Ohio feils." she remarked: "flic hiv s many favorite sons she doesn't know ' at to do." Herewith she watched the campaign villi Interest. Judge. "No, Geoffrey." Protested the bnuCfil g1rl,"you mustn't do thnt. I hove nev. r allowed a young man to put his unit around my waist." "That lielnir the case. Owendolen." hn answered, sartlv but, with Inexorable fine ness, "you will have to take your head '''. my shoulder." Chleniro Tribune. THE LOST C1IOIID. Adelaide Anne Proctor. Seated one day at tho organ, I was weary and 111 at ease. And my fingers wandered Idly Over the noisy keys. I know not what I was playing. Or what I was dreaming then; But I struck one chord of music Like the sound of a grand amen. It flooded the crimson twilight Like the close of angel's psalm. And It lay on my fevered spirit Like a touch of Infinite culm; It quieted pain and sorrow Like love o'ercomlng strife, It seemed a harmonious echo From our discordant life. It linked all perplexing meanings Into one perfect peace. And It trembled away into silence, As If It were loath to cease. I sought, but I seek It vainly. That one lost chord divine, Which came from the soul of the orsu And entered into mlno. It may bo that death s bright nnvl Will speak In thut chord ugnlu: It may be that only In heaven I shall beur thut grand ames.