( V 2C i ii r. ...-..-,-.... . .... - ii li . ii ZL-n..,.;," , :w'"jL: . ., .,., VT" 1 "jr : V RAINMAKER DORMAN ON JOB S2? XT" ,urthep-m87 u ono up New Wonder Arises to Control the Floodgates of Heaven. HIS WABNDTO TO KANSAS CITY Flood la Kaw Impends Which II Will Avert for the Inaignlncaat Ian of t5,O00 la Caah. Ilalnmaker Wrlght'g mantle has 'fallen on worthy shoulder, and the stovepipe that famous deflector of natural law ued to point heavenward In defiance of drouth la now being manipulated by Allan Dorman of Kansas City., Mo. In these day ot deluge, when tha earth Is nightly and daily soused by the most copious floods, J. Pluvlu ever loosed. It would seem that tha rainmaker had better join up with the dodo, but not so. Rainmaker Dorman pitches his music to a warning note, and thus addresses himself to the editor ot The llec: KANSAS C1TT, Mo., July Honorable K.lltor of The Bee, Omaha, Neb.: My Dear tin Tli. conditions here now are favorable lor a Kaw flood. At (Hire I will accept $5,000, and there will be no serious flood. please help atart tho move at once. Your friend, ALLLN DORMAN. While Mr. Dorman Is at present a at ranger to the editor ot The Bee, and, so far as can be ascertained by hasty Inquiry, to the entire staff ot the paper, hla letter bn-athes a spirit so engaging and charm Ingly frank that his confidence Is accepted. It would not be in accord with the humani tarian principles of The Be were It to permit this opportunity to prevent disaster to Omaha's warm friend and ardent rival In the commercial world, Kansas City, to pa.s unnoticed. Mr. Dorman haa named a remarkably low figure for preventing the flood that at present, according to his aver ment, hangs Impending over the bottom lunds adjacent to the Kaw. Kansas City's Opportunity. He la equipped, If one may believe his circulars, to produce rains, and probably floods, although he explicitly declines to accept any responsibility In event of the latter resulting from his experimentation. This being true, why Is It not aa easy tor him to prevent a flood T. All he haa to do !h to revered his machine and run It back Kurd for a few turna, and the fountains of the deep will be dried up and the flood gaus of the heavens wilt be closed. It would therefore, seem prudent that Kan sas City should heed bis warning. In ab ik of other and more Immediate mean of auccor. It la moved that the sum of H.ooo be appropriated from the unexpended balance, if any, of the aunt ralaed for the purpose of defraying the cost of removal of the Union Paclllo headquarter from oiuult to Kansas City, and that the same K urn! to defray the expenses of Rain maker and Flood Presenter Dorman In Ms effort to avert the disaster that threat ens to overwhelm the region at er near '.he mouth of the Kaw. This la about as far a The Be can go at preaent. Tt hesitate through delicacy o press upon the people of Kansas City anything In the way of monetary assist wee, knowtng them to be proud-spirited sud somewhat touchy on the point. If It should be apparent that they are unable to secure the needed fund to compensate Prof. Dorman for his efforts In their be The 6c lli Confession Ability. That Prof. Dorman is not a fake, but a genuine and undoubted rainmaker. Is easily established. Indeed, no proof Is needed, for he admit as cheerfully as Harry Orchard admit himself to be the champion dynuniitard of all time. Accompanying the note quoted, In which Prof. Dorman sound hi warning, Is a circular letter, in which he sets himself forth as follows: KANSAS CITY, June 15. 1907. Honorable Editor: Please review my herewith en closed circular, and send me a sample copy ot your paper containing said notice, marked. I am preparing a pamphlet of press comments and will publish OO.OuO copies, with press notices, for distribution next summer. I am building up a useful scientific Cause. I need your help. Had I lived in the dark l. Would have been burned at the stake for doing good. I discovered the merits of natures electric circle above the ground current in Its relation with the electric sun, which passes south In the fall, helping birds to southern climes. When the exrth changes its position at equlnoxtml the electric force returns north In the spring, bringing life and rains. Without Its uses we would have rerpetual equlnox- L...I ..an ""'"' S Jhoot nmty "un inoti at radiation on July Nature met them with systems, producing rain on July 4. The other shots, out of system, were wasted. Lt us reason together and work together to conquer next summer s drouth. Speak your scientific views ably and I will give your paper due credit. " Agents with contract 10 per cert Your trirai- , ,. ALLEN DORMAN, m,. Gfn.?r"' delvery. Kansas City, Mo. tllfra'In fa's" tr'de 'r ten ""y. or Hala Editor Oat of Reach. It 1 with exceeding regret and some sense of remissness that The Bee admits that Its ralnmaklng expert is Just at this critical Juncture enjoying a protracted vacation, and his return Is so uncertain It would be unfair to Prof. Dorman to defer until that time comment on his plan of action. Many of the older readers will recall witv, satisfaction the triangular controversy be tween tne ralnmaklng expert of The Bee at one corner, and Rainmaker Wright and the Kansas genius who proposed to irrigate the atmosphere instead of the earth, at the other two. and the glory that gathered around the head of this paper's expert as me result or that famous debate. Theae recollections will only Increase the regret that he Is not now on the Job to deal with the problems offered by Prof. Dorman. The circular of the latter is: The ralnmaklng season of 1907 1 now P,1ri..11" '"V last year scientific work helped the middle west over a billion dollars In benefit is conceded by many Intelligent people. The railroad trains, heavy ladened with fat hogs and cattle, the new buildings In many properous cities, the flush of money over the country, the verdant fields and pastures, bountiful crops and fine flower to cheer the toller. This Is an Inventive age and science is on the march. Price of m',?.."a!,t "-0' raml .for droht much more; when I begin work. Large caah deals, all the time, are reserved lor ac ceptance at my option. .k.tJk? " ,oth;r ytm. help nature before the drought begins; better for you, easier for me. When I am employed, business men are expected to make preparations, select loca tions and furnish I'lnnon In drought and offer other assistance when needed. I will gladly furnish my scientific work, but I will not ba responsible for any storm, flood, or any excess of nature whatever. Aaliable agents wojited to take up subscriptions In dry sections. With contract in per cent My address la Allen Dorman, Clinton, Mis souri Hla aeries Answered. Following the circular tha professor pro pound! a number of question connected with the "science" of which be I undoubt edly the foremost exponent Thes should be considered categorically, but, owing to tbe unfortunate absence of the ralnmaklng editor, the horse editor will have to answer such a tie feel competent to deal with TUT. OMAHA paper that goes to Fee 0MA1A Evening Bee A clean and reliable paper for the home is barred from no self-respecting household Per Week Delivered Within everybody's reach reaches everybody and let the others go. "Doc lightning sometimes pass from the ground to the clouds?" asks the professor. The horse editor admits that it does. "What would happen to a Chinaman If oxygen was a good conductor?" This is a trifle cryptic, but If the Chinaman had presented an expired transfer to one of the Omaha trolley conductor the answer would be easy; St. Joseph's hospital or the morgue. "What would' happen to my two books and 128 inventions If nitrogen and hy drogen chemically combined?" This is also easy, but the horse editor, being a gentle man at other times, declines to use such language. "Can science do more than help nature, when the cloud is distant?" Science can do no less, and would forfeit Its claims to recognition were it so far lost to all sense of courteous obligations as to refuse to assist under such conditions. "Can nitrogen be frozen or oxydlzed by any known heat?" As to oxydlxation, the horse editor la willing to leave that to the electrician who have accomplished some thing In this line, but he 1 willing to bet last week' pay and part of next' that nitrogen cannot be froxen by any heat yet devised -by man. Prof. Dorman' other queries will have to go unanswered so far as The Bee is at present concerned. Having propounded them as Impressively as the spirit ques tioned Job In his dream, the professor hurls at any possible doubter the following con crete chunk of wisdom, rhythmically as well as metrically expressed: The wisdom of nature exists with desltrn That structures of system were built by devine; And laws would be faulty to favor the plain. And offer no system to systemtze rain. Having clinched his argument with this lrrefraglble logic, the professor concludes his Interesting and illuminating circular thusly: "Favorable scientific press com ment solicited, unfavorable not wanted. Make all drafts, checks, money orders, etc., payable to Allen Dorman." OFFICER HITS THE WRONG MAN Take Shot at Fleeing; Prisoner and Ballet Perforate Leg of Bystander. Officer Shepherd took two shots at a fleeing prisoner who had broken away from htm In the alley south of Ostoff hall on North Sixteenth street at 11:30 o'clock Sat urday night Neither of the shot hit the man they were Intended for, but one of them passed through the calf of Robert Burn' left leg. A Officer Shepherd was passing the saloon under the hall a man ran out and he stopped him and took him back to find out the cause of his haste. He found the man had hit the bartender with a brick. While the bartender was telling Officer Shepherd about It the prtsoner slugged the officer and darted out the side doom, with the officer in hot pursuit. Ills two shots failed to stop the fellow' flight, a at last account he wa silll running. Burns, the Innocent bystander, was taken to the police station, where Dr. Arnout dressed hi wound. The bullet passed through the fleshy portion of hi leg and no bone were broken. On Night Faronte Chicago to Norfolk through without changing car over Penn sylvanla Short Lin via Colurnbu and Nor folk and N. A W. Ry.. dally after July K Low fares. For detail writ or call on Rowland. U. 8. Bank Bldg.. Omaha. Neb DAILY BITE; MOCTAT. .HILT 22. 1PI17. the home brings AFFAIRS AT SOUTH OMAHA McPherson's Election Pleases Hen at the Stock Tards. HONOB WORTHILY BESTOWED Friends Are Also Patting; II Im For ward for President of the Booth Omaha Stock Yards Company. General satisfaction wa expressed yes terday among the commission men over the honor conferred on T. B. MePherson and the South Omaha market by the National exchange. "We went to Kansas City with the Intention ot trying for some of the na tional office and to bring the next session of the exchange to South Omaha. We have accomplished our purpose and naturally feel pretty good about it," was the general tenor of the comments ot a dozen different men. W. B. Cheek said: "T. B. MePherson I a man who deserves the honor. He Is an all around business man and one very largely Interested In the stock business. What we want still more is to see him made the president of the I'nlon Stock Yards com pany of South Omaha, a position made va cant by the death of W. A. Paxton, sr." A, J. Caughey said: "Mr. Mcpherson 1 a big, broad-minded touslness man, who haa the entire confidence of the exchange. He Is a stockman, a banker, a commission man and a natural diplomat. He will bring honor to the office which ha been con ferred upon him. He has had a very broad experience In the business world. I concur In the belief that he should be president of the Union Stock Yards company." Tagg Bros, said: "We are glad to hear of the success of T. B. MePherson, for It sneans a higher rank for South Omaha among the markets of the country. We ex pected that the flght would be made, but hardly dared hope that It would be so suc cessful." The delegates are expected In South Omaha this morning. Automobiles for Dairy. It Is reported that the Chesapeake Milk and Cream company has purchased a tract of forty acres of land near the city and will establish a dairy, fully equipped with modern convenience for caring for and separating cream. To assist in prompt delivery the company will use several auto mobile. The work of erecting buildings will begin soon. The location of the tract Is near Forty-sixth and Q streets. SI any Aspirant for Ofllee. Aspirants for offices to be filled this fall have begun to appear In South Omaha. The f.rst democrat to file In Douglas county was Charles Fernland, for the office of police Judge of South Omaha. His filing was made on July 14. Other democratic candidate announced or talked of by their friend are P. J. Llnahan and Michael Goggln for sheriff, A. M. Gallagher for clerk of the district court, Tom O'Connor for county commis sioner, and James Callahan, J. M. Fowler, James Grace, William P. Corrlgan, William Kouncey, Patrick Broderlck and Jacob Levy are aald to be in the field fur police Judge. On the part of tbe republican, 3. H. Brewer la mentioned for coroner and P. J. Trainor for county commissioner. George Johnson is mentioned a a possible candi date for clerk ot the district court. The police Judgeship haa a Ubereal list of aspir 3C the returns to advertisers ant, among them being W. J. Copenharve, J. D. Ringer and James Austin. Troablo at All Nations. Another rough and tumble fight occurred at the House of All Nations last night. As a result a man by the name of Webb is seriously Injured and his assailant. John Eagan, Is in Jail. There were no features other than those common to tho melee in that quarter. It is said that Webb was about to administer a beating to Eagan, when the latter got In a stiff punch with ft pair of brass knuckles which laid Webb out. It was at first thought he was dead, but he Is still on thl side of the Styx. Country Clnb Doing. Several pleasant club parties were given during the last week at the pavilion of the South Omaha Country club. One was ten dered by T. J. O'Neil, and another by Dr. C. M. Schlndel and wife. Mr. Wllber Sears entertained yesterday afternoon. There were twenty-five guests In the party. Bruce McCulloch entertained Ave of his friends early In the week. The regular weekly dnnce wa well attended, though the weather wa pretty warm for enjoy ment. Yesterday, aside from the usual golf contest of the afternoon, the South Omaha Country club team defeated the Nonpareil of Omaha in a fast game of base ball. The score was 7 to 3. The pitching of Eugene Rose of the South Omaha team wa a neat exhibition. A large crowd wa out to see the game. These games have been drawing larger and larger crowds and reflect great credit on the manager. Otto Radzuwelt. Maalo City Gossip. Two lots, corner SCth and IT, I'lOO Glynn Transfer Co. Tel. So. Omaha 361. tor Sale-Six iota, 39th and Q, I.j00 each each!" IOt" " near Thlrty-nlnth, SX week C'ty ,Pent " " Btreet reralr ,a .eriously'li?. "0" ' Ed' Trap U t'mZ:Xm cotte n Q. ' R, W. Read ha gone to St. Joseph. Mo. to spend Sunday. ' Alva Fleharty is In the city, a guest of his brother, II. B. Fleharty. , Jetter's Gold Top Beer delivered to all parts of the city. Telephone No. 8. Miss Dora Melcher of Atlantic. Ia., Is the guest of her brother, C. A. Melcher. The bill of lading of the new road ma clerk M rece'vei y8trday by the city x,Mr- C.- - Howe entertained at luncheon rrlday In honor of her coUHln, Miss Ethel Mcbeth, ot Chicago. el Mrs. A. C. Tagg and family have gone for a v sit of a few days at Waco and York, where they have relatives. tT,,,r.ep".ri;ry.brkk flat ,n Bou;' omnia, j.'S.wm. lnls Investment pays, 7 per cent net. P. C Caldwell, South Omaha. W. L. Parsley, Twentieth and Missouri avenue, la 111 with appendicitis and it I feared an operation will be necessary. Mrs. J B. Watklns gave a party In honor of her little daughter, Iiuise, yesterday afternoon. About twenty-live guests were present. Mrs. August Ohlendorf. aged 73. died Friday afternoon. The funeral will take place from the residence, 2ut N, Monday at 2 p. m. Wanted 25 girls to make overalls snd Jackets. Steady employment at good pay. Apply to Byrne A Hammer D. O. Co., f ac tory, 41J North liUh St., South Omaha. Charles Karlf4ulst has resigned Ms posi tion with the Omaha Packing Company and bought a half interest In the shoe store of P. A. Johnson on Twentyfourlh street. Mrs. R. P. Larkln and family of Sioux City are visiting her mother, Mrs. D. Raf ferty. Mrs. Edwin Smith and son, she be ing a sister of Mrs. Rsfferty, from Chicago are also here. W. U Bryant, who ha been several times arrested on suspicion of conectlon with burglaries, was sentenced to thirty days, but a as given the alternative ot get ting out bf town. He went LETTER CARRIERS HAVE FUN All Turn Out for the Annual Kcnlo at Kruff Park. EVENTS ST AST LATE IN THE DAY Interesting; Proa-ram of "ports Kervro to Liven Things Vp Sandy Mor. rlson Waives Weight la tha Fat Man' Ilace, The festivities of the Omaha letter car riers In their annual picnic held yesterday at Krug park began late, but the postmen made up for this by crowding a great deal ot fun and excitement Into the late hour of the afternoon and evening. Nobody In the city missed even so much as a circular from hi mall because the carrier wero having their picnic. All mall deliveries were made and then pleasure was Indulged in after duty had been done. Practically all the 107 carrier and the fifteen substitute of the postofflco force in Omaha were there with their wive and children and friends, and they made the pretty park ring with laughter and stirred up things generally. The only hitch that even threatened to occur wa when call was made for entries to the fat men's race. It seemed for a time that Sandy Morrison was the only man on the force who could lay claim to "300 pounds or over." After some effort two other were admitted to the running. They weren't near up to Sandy' weight. They were but sorry fat men compared with him. Everybody r-wmed delighted when Sandy won almost in a walk. Ileaalt of the Race. The results of the races, with prises, were a follow: Fifty-yard women's race, open to all: First prise, women's parasol. Mis Cllne; second prise, handsome picture, Mrs. Lewi. Forty-yard race, carrier' wive only; First prise, silver Jewel case, Mrs. Mor rison; second prise, pair silk gloves, Mrs. Johnson. Forty-yard race, girls under It year First prlxe, bottle cologne, Ituth Newton; second prise, two souvenir plates, Evelyn Doton. One hundred-vard race, open to all: First prise, safety raior. Booby Milder; second prise, box cigars, Gamble. One hundred yards, carriers only : Virst prlxe. fishing tackle, George Powers: second prlxe. 12 60 hat, Handy Morrison Forty yards, boys' race. II years and under: First prlxo, hst, Ed Geyer; sec ond prlxe. pair silk suspenders, donated by Berg Clothing company, Willis (Mine. Potato race: First prise, coffee pot, M"- Camp; second prise, box handker chiefs. Mrs. Newton. Fat men's race, 100 yards, weight over 100 pounds: First prise, hat. Handy Mor rison; second prlre. box cigars, J. Ii. Dugdale. Potato race: First, suitable prise. Ruth Newton; eeoond prlxe. pair cuff button. Anna Maher. Old men' race, fifty yard, over R0 years: First prise, box clgare. C. E. A. Johnsm; second prlxe, bottle green river. D. W. Tlllotsoii. Pack race, open to all: First prise, pair slippers. Milder and Gamble; eutotid prise, quart wine. Dlsbrow Ready for Winter. John W. Dlsbrow won the distinction of being the most popular letter carrier, though he had a close contest with D. W. Tlllotson and Timothy Kelly. Vote In thl contest retailed and wholesaled at 1 cent each. Mr. Dlsbrow had nearly 00 vote. He will get one ton of coal. "This Is a picnic with a purpose." tald D. W. Tlllotson of the committee. "Our object I to raise money to boost for the 7 DC great convention of the National Associa tion of Letter Carrier In 1908. It take money to get thl plum, but It U a big thing; and we have the assurance of the co-operation of the business hien In our effort. "The convention has more than 1,000 dele fate. New York City alone sends forty dele gates and Its famous bras band of seventy five piece. Boston sends, In addition to thirty delegates, a bond of sixty . pieces; St. Louis a band of forty-five pieces, and Ban Francisco a band of forty pieces. All these musicians are letter currier and are working In tho service. They would niako Omaha ring a It never haa before. It would mean a gala week for Omaha If w landed the convention. "We are going to make a great effort to get this convention. St. Paul Is going to make a strong effort to get the big meeting in 1908, but we feel that we are entitled to It, and with a llttld foresight and push we will get It here. It means about 3,000 visitor In the city for a week or more, which alone I a big sourc of profit and advertising." LOSES ALL FAITH IN SIGNS Clande Irish Has an Experience with a Perond-IIand Man. Doe Claude Irish of Sixteenth and Chi cago, believe In signs? There wa a time when he did, but It I past now. When walking by a second-hand store on Six teenth, near Davenport, Saturday after noon, lie noticed a trunk out on the aide walk, and as he needed uch an article he went In to bargain with tlie store that the lock could not be opened. Since keeper. He asked for a key and was told he would have to buy. a new lock the dealer let him have tho trunk for $1. Irish paid an expressman 60 cent to carry tha purchase to hi home. When he began to examine It he found that his trunk waa a sign, a painted box which the second, hand man had placed on his sidewalk for an advertisement and which wa com pletely useless. Thero ia no other temper ance beverage jiat i to healthful, wholesome, nour ishing' and satisfying- bo strengthening, invigorating: and vitalising & Paibst BlueRibbon The Deer of Quality The 81 of alcohol the beer i simply a mild timulant that helps the stomach do it work with out producing any harmful enact. Pabet Brewtnf Ooy 1107 Leavenworth SC. OtzsMtls. Phone Douglaa ff.