n English Idlers Turn to Gypsy Life for Relief From Ennui of Sociefy TITE OMATTA PTTXDAY BEE: JUNE SO, J 307. fTTTIHR ypY waRms stand In tho rr quiet Kngllsh flrifl. And h'ti 1 n I J"u have noticed thn sign dis til'.' V played. "Hyelra Iee, Licensed Ilswkor,' you are stnnlshed to find thiit tho larly of the carsvjui 1 rrslly a titled Kngllsh woman and wife of Lord Arthur (Jrosvenor, brother to England richest peer, tha duke of Westminister. And your astonishment la not apt to lessen when you lram that tha Grosvenors iro gypsying through green rural England In a manner to delight George Borrrrw, making a par tlrular point of hawking basket and clothespins anion- the astounded natives and only mopping short at trading horses In their determination to squeeze all tha local color poaalbla out of the occupation. Already tha Qrosvenors have been ac cepted aa models by not ft few English people continental. And In going a gypsy ing In basket laden wagons or motor cara the Kngllsh love for the open air la being Indulged as never betbra. It began In London. At least the real Romany fever sprang up there and natur ally enough, tmonf the1 women of the more aristocratic circles. Bat It waa not alto gether In a freakish aplrlt that the Grosve nora started the vogue tor gypsying. They are both fine ehota. both young and full of the English love of the blue sky and for both motor trlpa and camping tours had become rathor old stories. The lde of com bining; the advantages of both without the duck in an and breakdowns of either occurred to Lady Grosvenor when ahe waa driving through the lanea near her husband's place In one of the aouthern counties recently. As ahe rounded a. turn was a gypsy encamp ment. Roveral picturesque brigands were sniffing the odor from pots and pans sizzling on the Are. A crone sat in the shade of one of the wagons shuffling her fortune telling cards. That Lady Urowvcnnr stopped goes without saying. And -when ahe reached home there was such a making of plana as had not occurred for a long time. You had only to Jump over the fence of Vsrmer T'ludden's field, near Appleford, Ticrkrhlre. as did ee-wml Englishmen a few weeks ngo. to se the result of Lady Orosvenor's planning. There were the two wagons, baskets gathered In clusters at the aides; the clothespins atowed away somewhere, too. At one side two piebald nags cropped Fanner Pudden'a grass; on the other three doge are dosing, heads on paws. And In the center two pleasant young Bngllshwotrvn and a very pink young Englishman moving about, ap parently cleaning up the breakfast things, t-ord Arthur Grosvenor, with a large nap kin tied around hla waist, has washed the dishes, shd, moreover, has cooked the meal. He seems aa proud of being a cook, and a good one, aa ha would have been had hla iorse won the Derby. And when the things have been stowed away In the larger wagon the lady of the caravan consents to It on the driver's seat and tell about (verythlng. "Who Is 'Syelra Lee, Licensed Hawkerr " Selections From the Story A Slight Misunderstanding. m TX trt.I. known Boston lawyer savs V I that not long ago he waa ' I -tnnlaheA to see Ttrinted In a JyJTtl newHpaper a glowing testimonial "fr aa to the benflts to be derived from using somebody's curequick. The of fice of the concern was located near his own, and ha dropped in while out for hla lunch. "Bee here, he remarked, somewhat force fully, when in the preaence of the manager; Tou have printed a testimonial allegedly from me with regard to your confounded stuff and I never took a drop of It In my life. What do you mean by such pro cedure?" "Is that soT" tha manager said, sooth ingly. "Merely a slight misunderstanding, I assure you, sir, for which I am very sorry. You see, we understood that you had died recently. Take this down, please," he added, turning to a stenographer: "Memorandum; change signature to sworn testimonial No. ISiMfi." Harper's Weekly. Wheace Kipling's Wit. Rudyard Kipling undoubtedly got his wit from his maternal grandfather, the Rev. George B. MacTonald, a Weslejm clergy man. In the days when young MaoDonald was courting the lady whom he afterward married, the father-in-law to be an aged Mothodlst with extremely strict notions In regard to . the proprieties was Injudicious enough on one occasion to enter the parlor Comfort Yoxa SkinTortured BABIES A warm bith with Cuth cura Soap and a singlo anointing with Cuticura Ointment, the great Skin Cure, will afford instant re lief, permit rest and sleep, and point to a speedy cure of the most distressing forms cf eczemas, tetters, rashes, itchings, irritations andcha fings when m else fails. OwnauM tbwlutalr Vara, aa4 Bar fee mm4 tt m im bur of ta U4oa .'T Ctnar1aa s : Putt. I F u U rift lu Wro a i haw. Oorf . aoie '. l-kn 5JU'lsV w she Is quoted as saying. "1 am that person. You see that's part of the atmosphere. One can't do this sort of thing without doing it thoroughly. And so I Just had a license taken out for me, and not with an ordinary name, because that would have spoiled the g py part of it. The name of I-ee Is quite Romanesque, t got It from George Borrow, and so I took that one. Oh, yes, I am regularly licensed. You can go Into the registry office and you will find me down thera Just like any other gypsy, 'Syelra Lee, Licensed Hawker, Cheehlre, Van No. 8.' "The wagons? Indeed, they are. Both proper gypsy wagons. I wouldn't have any others got for me. And the baskets and the palls hanging under the axles. And the beda Inside and the horses and clothes pins. They are all proper gypsy fashion, every one. I had ft good deal of trouble with them all, as you may Imagine. For when I Inquired from real gypsies at least they said they were real gypsies, and they wero kings and queens and dukes and all that, according to themselves one said that this was proper and one aald that. I soon saw that some of them must really be deceiving me, so I read up a great deal in George Borrow. And between Borrow and the gypsies who could be believed for some of them have such fine honest faces, even If thoir reputations are awful why I got together al these thing and they are all authentic and true to the (Romany rye. "Of course we do. We travel exactly like gypsies. That Is as near like them aa possible. When we started out we Just let people take us for real gypsies. We don't look altogether unlike them, do weT So we were Just Syelra. Lee and her gypsy band. But we had so much trouble In finding places to encamp. We would drive along Just like proper gypsies and when It came sunset we'd pick out ft nice smooth field. My husband would drop the fence and In we would drive, never thinking of course thnt the owner would have any ob jections. But so often he would, lie would come charging down the opposite hillside, shouting and waving clubs, and Ms dogs barking, and (.wear awfully, t really pity the real gypsies, they must be worn at so. And then he would order us off. lie would threaten us with arrest If we didn't obey. "And, of course, with the supper' things unpacked one doesn't want to break up and go off Just because a farmer has a wholly unaccountable prejudice. So the only way out of It waa for ua to let him Into thn secret and then It waa all right. He couldn't understand how we came to go a-gypsying, but we didn't mind about that. And It really was a great relief, both to my friend, my husband and myself. For of course at first we dressed like real gypsies. We do still, as much as we can. "Yes, Indeed, we do. We sell the baskets and clothesplna. That's part of the best fun of It. Tou get awfully close to the people when you do that. It's better than books. without giving any warning of his approach. The oonsequence was that he found the sweethearts occupying a single chair.' Deeply shocked by this spectacle, the man solemnly said: "Mr. MaoDonald, when I courted Mrs, Brown she sat on one side of the room and I on the other." MacDonald'a reply was: "That's what I should have done if I had been courting Mrs. Brown." Cleveland Leader. Hard to Catch On. An American who has Just returned from a tour of Europe was much impressed with the average German's capacity for understanding an intricate Joke. Indeed, he thinks that In this respect the Teuton is more obtuse than the Englishman. He told a German friend the Mark Twain story about tha man wbe lived all his life In chronic fear of fresh air. The relatives of this man, as is well known, decided after his death to have his remains cremated, and the climax of the story occurs when the undertaker, opening the door of tha oven to see whether incineration was com plete was appaled to hear the corpae speak out and request him to close the door and shut off the draft. The American aprung the Joke aa effectively as he could. But never a smile waa hla reward. His German . friend remained for several moments in a perplexed study. Then he leaned over to the American and aald: "But how could that be? The man was deadl" Just What Ua Wanted. An old negro entered an Eighth avenue drug store the other day and looked about him doubtfully. "Something you want, old man?" in quired the clerk, stepping up. "Tais, sah; yais, sah," was his reply, as he scratched his chin; "but I disremembahs exactly whut " "Forgot what you came for?" broke In the clerk. "Dass des edzackly hit, sah; dass dea hit!" exclaimed the old negro, his face lighting up with relief. "Er nickul'g wuth, sah." The clerk stared for a moment, then grinned understanding, and handed the old negro his desired 6 cents' worth of "came phor." New Tork Tlmea. General Botha's honghtf laea. An Interesting example of the thoughtful nes and kindness which characterized the actions of General Botha, the Boer leader, came to light In London while he was there. He learned that a famous military chaplain, Mr. Colllna, was 111 In the Mill bank Military hospital and every day sent the sick man an exquisite bouquet. Mr. Collins waa the military chaplain who from Splon kop and Pleter hill reported man fully the great humanity and fairness of the Boers and their leaders In those san guinary engagements of the Bouth AXrtcan ' war. The Lost Walt. Bill Nye, when a young man, once made an engagement with a woman friend of his to take her driving of a Sunday afternoon. The appointed day came, but at the livery atable all the horses were taken out save one old, shaky, exceedingly bony horse. Mr. Nye hired the nag and drove to his friend's residence. The woman let him wait nearly aa hour before she was ready and then on viewing the disreputable outfit flatly refused to aocompany Mr. Nye. "Why." she eaclalmed. sneerlngly. "that horse may die of age any moment." "Madam," Mr. Nye replied, "when I ar rived that horse was a prancing young teed," Harper' Weekly. - Jim Hill's Tcaener. James J. Hill, the Great Northern mag nate, ordinarily is an easy-going man. but at times he displays a temper which la nothing short of cyckinlo. On one occa sion, angered beyond endurance by the bad service of a telephone company, he tore Its Instrument from the wall of his Bt. Paul office, threw It out Into the back yard and kicked tt to piece. On another occa sion when, aooording to hla notion, things were going all wrong tn tha Great Northern offices, he made a "Journey of Improve ment" that la (till remembered with a ahudder. He went from department to de partment, kicking open the doors as he traveled and sending the unfortunate em ployes, from the heads of bureau to Offlo HI Hv We were careful to find out the right prices to ask for everything and we lose very little on things. It takes such a long time to sell anything if you hold out for tha real price and the people are so obstinate and yet so nice that we haven't the heart to hold out against them. Tou can t Imagine how novel and pleasant and Interesting it all Is. "Tha country is so beautiful, and in the twilight there Is such a delicious loneliness that seems to arise from tho fields and de scend from the declining sun. Several other people have taken example from us and aro traveling around England Just like our selves. I expect more will do so. There is no other way of seething the real beauty Teller's Pack boys, in terrorized flight before him. One door resisted because of a desk that stood In front of it on the other side. He shat tered the door into splinters and the desk when he got through with it was a wreck. The Kansas Inajalls. Kansas' great senator, the late J. J. In galls, left one son who gives promise of figuring conspicuously In the affairs of his state. Sheffield Ingalls was a member ef the last Kansas legislature and took high rank in that body among Ita ablest men. His home is at Atchison, where he began the practice of law not long ago. He Is already slated for congress, although the district In which he lives has only re cently elected as Its representative the son of another famous Kansasan In tha person of young "Dan" Anthony. Senator Ingalls' other son, Ralph, is practicing law In Kan sas City, Mo. The widow and daughter live in the old family homestead at Atchi son. Man Who Dldu't Want Office. The office seekers were the most persist ent and unreasonable. An experience that a friend of mine Mr. F. J. Whipple of New Tork had with the president will show how Mr. Lincoln felt about them. Mr. Whipple called at the White house one day. As he was a little early he had to wait In the hall opposite the presldent'a office. He had not been there long when Mr. Lincoln came in from the private part , of the house. Whipple rose, saying: ' "This is Mr. Linooln, I believe." "Yes. And what can I do for you?" "Nothing, sir. You have not an office I would accept." , Mr. Lincoln slapped him on tho shoulder. "Is It possible? Come Into my office. I want to look at you. It is a curiosity to see a man who doe not want an office. You might as well try to dip the Potomac dry as to satisfy them all." They had a few minutes' more conver sation, while the president Idly made some lines on a paper. A few days later I was In the room with the president, when a prominent senator called upon him. See ing a pencil sketch on the desk, the visitor asked what it was. "It is the portrait of the one man who does not want an office." Mr. Lincoln re plied. W. H. Cook In Harper's. Not Hla Daelu. A new story is told of the famous Rich ard Brlnsley Sheridan that, one day when coming back from shooting, with an empty bag, and seeing a number of ducks in a pond, while near by a man waa leaning on a fence watching him, Bherldan asked: "What will you take for a shot at the ducks?" Well." said the msn thoughtfully, "III take half a sovereign." "Done," said Sheridan, and he fired into the middle of the flock, killing a dozen or more. "I'm afraid you made a bad bargain," said Sheridan, laughtug. T don't know about that," the man re plied. "They're not my ducks." A Vnexpecte Contente. There Is a state senator in one of our western state whose burly appearance might possibly lead one to mistake him for a laboring man, but who Is as sensitive as a woman to all unpleasant circum stances. He happened one night to be standing on the sidewalk outside of an undertaking es tablishment, conversing with a .friend on some important political matter. One of the employe of the shop approached them and aald, "Say, will you give m a lift with a casket?" The senator ahuddered and aald hesitatingly, Is there Is there' anything In Itf "Sure," came the hearty reply; "there's a couple of good drink In It." Llppln. cotf Magaalne. Hew V1 for St, O.'s. Raymond Hitchcock, the comedian, who I now oo a starring tour through tha wast, waa recently Invited a the guest of honor to tha Country club, about five mile outald of Ban rranclsoo, after the performance. Aa Mr. Hltohoook knew from previous experience that a cabman would ask a fortune to carry him out to the club, he looked up Ahe address of a physician near the theater, and after the close of the show h went around and IF .1 fF mi J w . rang the bell. The doctor opened the door personally, and Hitchcock aald: "Doctor, you're wanted Immediately out near the Country club. Can you come right away?" "Certainly, air. Just step Inside a mo ment while I "phone for my auto. We'll be there In a Jiffy." It was a good five miles to the Country club. Just beyond stood a cluster of subur ban homes. "The yellow house on the left there," said Hitchcock, as he got out of the ma chine. "By the way, I forgot to ask you the amount of your fee." "Four dollars," said the doctor. The comedian peeled off four one-dollar bills and passed them to the doctor. "That will be all, thank you, doctor. None of these pirate hackmen would take me out here for less than fifteen. "Har per's Weekly. Me Had lOnongb. When the Norwegian novelist BJornson was In this country he was on one oc casion the guest of a popular club at din ner. A man with a wide reputation as a bril liant talker and speech maker told an ex ceedingly funny story, at which the Nor wegian laughed heartily. The man told a second story, and BJorn-. son smiled. Then came the third story, and the nove list sat unmoved, even gloomy. "It waa a very goo'd story," chlded the novelist's mentor. "Why didn't you laugh?" "I am 40 years old," said BJornson, firmly, "and two stories are enough." Cleveland Leader. Slandering the Fishermen. "We fishermen," said Havelock Morton, California's famous fly caster, "are continu ally being accused of Intemperance. The accusation Is false. No Intemperate man could ever cast a fly. Yet yesterday a friend of mine had the effrontery to say to me: " Tou fisherman! You fisherman!" " 'What's the matter now?" I asked, scorn fully. "With a chuckle he declared that, out walking in the country, he had met an angler beside a brook and had said to the man: "How can you tell the good places from the bad when you come to a stream?" " 'By the bottles,' the man answered. 'Wherever the most empty bottles are scat tered la the bust place." " St Front Scotch to Irish. The Hon. Jamea A. Kirkwood, probable democratic nominee for governor of the new atate of Oklahoma, had a hard time of It when he Drat came to this country from Scotland in adjusting his speech to his new surroundings. His ancestors have lived in the land of the heather for many generations. Nevertheless, he speaks with a fine Irish brogue. When he came to the United States his Scotch burr subjected him to a good deal of raillery, so he pro ceeded to get rid of It aa soon aa possible. At that time he was living with an Irish family, not long over, and he Imitated ttfelr style of speech o carefully that his Scotch burr, after a season, was supplanted by as excellent a quality of Irish as can be heard In the Emerald Isle. But there are proud Scotchmen In Oklahoma and Indian Territory, who, although democrats, resent their countryman's change of language, and are opposing his political ambition ac cordingly, ao that the candidate Is having a new kind of trouble for American politics. Editorial Par ta tho Old Days. According to an account of the czar's in come, published In St. Petersburg, hla majesty receives from the state a civil Hat amounting to 1.000,000 a year. The csarlna and the dowager empress are each In re ceipt of 2.000 annually, while the heir apparent get 15.000 a year. Each of the otl)er children of the csar get 1,000 a year. In the tbne of Alexander I. much ec clesiastical property was seised and made crown property, the Income of which goes now to the czar. It amount to J. 000.000 a year. The caar ha still another aouroe of Income from the so-called cabinet prop erty, which Includes a territory aa large aa the whole of FTanca. most of tt la Siberia, in which are gold, silver, platinum, cop per and Iron mine, which produce a steady Income of about S.O0O,0uO a year. Besides this the czar possesses a large amount of personal property gathered by ancestors. VMjTfrs:'' - " ry..sh- ' V'..tJsejtoas.v. t "V 4eVmt. J K .-xUif ' tea JBr-MM-: . i .v .'ptwJ..i !sstUlAll '-1,..-. . ,. ' ..'it. ' .' ;,v ! f If n H V-.,:. . f ,)- VpV ;7 -VI 7. a ' . If"".-' - v -v ' mT ' if Late Gossip About Prominent Personages The Sooth's Last Pnel. I I houn, president of the Ban Fran- a I , , T) .. 1 1 ... n ....... r. n n . . In connection with graft investiga tions recalls the duel he fought with John D. Williamson about twenty years ago, which probably was the last encounter of Ita kind In the south. Wil liamson was a Rome (Ga.) man. relates the Washington Herald, and the meeting between him and Calhoun, who at that time was an official o fthe Piedmont Air line, oc curred on the Rome and Decatur railway, now a branch of the Southern, somewhere between Rome and Gadsden. Williamson was president of the old Chattanooga, Rome and Columbus then, and, according to the recollection of a writer In the Rome Tribune, it waa be who precipated the trouble by charging Calhoun with lying. Calhoun challenged and Williamson ac cepted, naming "Jack" King, a Rome banker, as hla second. Calhoun's second was Henry Jackson, an Atlanta attorney. The weapona chosen were revolvers. Wil liamson went to Rome the day of the duel in his private car, said to have been the finest In the south. Two employes and a surgeon. In addition to the second, com pleted the party. Calhoun, his second, and another surgeon also went to the dueling ground In a private car, and the two special trains were left standing on the track while shots were exchanged. Williamson won the toss. The two seconds engaged In a quarrol, according to the Tribune writer, and for a time It seemed as If another con flict was Inevitable, but. finally, matters were smoothed over and the principal pro Union's Famous Easy Tirmi On a biU of $RO, 60c per week, or $2 per month. On a hill of $ 10O, 91 per week, or $4 per month. Larger bill on equally low term. FREE Buster Brown Drawing Books To. every boy or girl, when accompanied by one of their parent, we will give a handsome Buster Brown Drawing Book. They are the latest thing out; they are en tertaining and Instruc tive. No purchase necessary. THE Bllll CO-CARTS Big aale this week. Folding and Reclining Go-Carta, with fancy parasol, $15.00 values, this week, $9.75. $11 SO values. 7 CQ this week I. WW $10.00 value. 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It is confined as yet to England almost wholly, although was it not R. L. Steven son, who went gypsying In France ever , so many years ago with a patient donkey and Its pack, sleeping under the stars and amid the pines of the Cevennes? But when you come to gypsying In motor cars that Is another matter. Tho motor cara most In favor are thos equipped for the accommodation of people all of the twenty-four hours. These Is in particular the car of a well known Amer ican diplomat, who ha caught the fever for the open air and for the wanderer's life from his English friends. He has a car containing ell beds. Turned down In the daytime, they occupy little room and help to support the table, which can easily be thrown up In the center of the car, which In turn Is liberally covered r ceeded. On the word being given, Wil liamson emptied his weapon without hit ting his adversary. "I have five bullets here, with any one of which I can take your life," Bald Calhoun. "Fire, sir; I aiu ready to receive thorn," waa tha reply. Thereupon Calhoun fired all five shot Into the air. intimately tha two shook hands and repaired to Williamson' car and by the time they reached Rome Were fast friends again. Taft'a Ancestry. "It is perhaps not generally known," writes Moncure T. Conway in "Emerson at Home and Abroad," "that Secretary William H. Taft is a kinsman of Ralph Wsldo Emerson, Wendell Phillips and Phillips Brooks. Thomas Emerson emigrated from Eng land to America In 1635. It may have been from York, where a Ralph Emerson waa knighted by Henry VIII (15S5), or from Durham, where the mathematician of that name lived, whose heraldlo arms were the same aa those of the knight. The Hon from this coat-of-arms are still traceable upon the tomb of Nathaniel (eon cf Thomas) Emerson at Ipawlch, Mass. Thomas became a farmer and baker at Ipswich. He wa thrifty and made money. His will, dated May 81, 1463, distributes a large property among his family. He give to his "loving wife," Elizabeth, the annual rent of his farm and six head of cattle, and if she shall marry again she is to have f annually (a considerable sum In that time and place), also "the little feather bed and one bolster and two pairs of sheets and two cows," and half the fruit of the Rssd This List of Frs. Gifts On a bill of (5.00. a very pretty par lor lamp. On a bill of 17.50. a very handsome rug. 17 " X-Y STORE THAT'S SQUARE ALL OVER Furniture Specials For the flrat week of July. i S oo Iron Bed, all 1 7C sizes, this week... $10 Extension R IK Tables, this week. J $3.00 Parlor Ta- 1 iQ bles, this week ,'B ?1.25 Dining Room 7Qa 'hair, this weak... 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The diplomat and his parties do not al ways depend upon the car for food and shelter, but in little tours arounj Farta they find nothing so delightful as to speod the nt:ht In the car Hfter dluner at one of the tuns and after breakfast the next morn ing on a roadside in the heart of a wood gn on their way rejoicing down through the Loire country or back to Farls or on to, the Vosgea, tn the east of France. ' With these more palatial automobiles, containing In many cases two compart nunis, so that women can be entertained, Europe will be overrun, according to many predictions, this summer. Tours In which no root will be trusted but the roof of tha whlzxtng car will be made by many Amer icans who would never think of going a gypsying tn their own country. But perhaps they may bring the fever back with them. The genteel gypsy and the motor car gypsy does not exist here as yet exoept in Isolated Instances, although the habit of going on camping trips and oanoe trip and cruises on salt and fresh water la wall enough known. Tet there are people in some parts of 0 country who do go gypsying even now, X young man who has a lot of fun running big stock farm In the central part of New Tork state spent his honeymoon in a novel way a few year ago. Hla bride was fond of the out-of-doors like himself, so they packed the requlnrba equipment Into a light covered farm wagoa and spent their honeymoon driving througts the i hills and valleys of the wine-growing; country of New Tork. cooking for them selves, sleeping In the woods under tha stars or In Uie wagon under the oanrae canopy, according to wind and westhec and having no end of good fun and a de lightful honeymoon tn so doing. And even a partial aketoh of what Amer ican gypsying there is would be Incom plete, without some reference to a whlte bearded old fellow who a year ago started on a preaching tour through the middle west from New York, He and hla old wife) blessed their chlldrpn. packed up their farm wagon, took a good cargo of Bibles, tract and potsto peelers and started out. The old fellow preached the gospel la every small town they went through, sell ing the potato peelers to make a living, for it did not seem right to btm to collect money from the people who listened to hla discourses. He used to say he dldnt know which he loved beat, his children, his wife, his Bible or the open road. Tt needed no assurance from him to b lieve that he did love the last. And lucky are the people somewhere out tn the weet who are listening to hie Itinerant preaching of the gospel and to his gauial philosophy of life and of the wide, blue sky. orchard. The loving wife is alao appointed, sole executrix, while Lieutenant Governor Symonds and General Danlson are to bet overseer of the estate. HI eon, John, who married the lieutenant governor' daughter, went to Harvard college afte hi marriage and there graduated in 166C, having earned the money te pay for hla) own education. He became a minister itj Gloucester, Mass., and from him descended the anti-slavery orator, Wendell PhlWpai the moat eloquent American clergyman. Phillips Hrooas, ana txou. jupnuiw (father of the secretary), sometime attor ney general of the United State and American minister at Vienna. $ Millionaire a Oroo.e Fiend. John W. Gates Is an ardent devote of modern croquet. One of his latest portrait show him on the lawn of hi country place about to make a stroke for the post. A croquet mallet Is grasped In his right hand and he addresses the ball with aa expression that seems to ay, "Bet you a million I make it." From the crown of hla anowy Panama to the soles of his white canvas shoes every line of his figure be tokens concentration on the shot. Gate i not yet ao corpulent that he needs a serlee) of mirrors to see his shoes. Perhaps ha plays croquet to avert that unhappy state. Anyway, when in the country he put la hour every day tn utter abandonment to the seductions of that game, undeterred by the fact that John D. Rockefeller and An drew Carnegie think golf la the only sport under the oanopy. Mrs. George W. Guthrie has done much to popularise the game among the matrons of bar set. FREE PRESENTS TO ALL These presents On a bill of S&0. a punch set. On a bill of 175. are absolutely free, no extra cost to an elegant Morrt you whatever. On a bill of $10. a pretty center table. On a. bill of 125. a chair. On a bill of 1100, a r 1 o h , elegant uphol t e r ed couch. handsome rocker. Big sal this, week. Nov to buy that refrigerator, tng to have a big sale Refrigerator other ask $12.00 our price. 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