Tiffi OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: JUNl? 18, 1907. B Tim Omajia Sunday Beg FOUNDED BT EDWARD R08EWATEA. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR, Entered t Omaha soatoffic as second' class matter. TEAMS OF HUDHCTUPTION. pally be rwlthout Sunday), on year. .M OS Ualir Mj Sunday ona yar 100 Sunder Dee, one year I.3t Saturday Be, on year LU IEUVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Be (Including Sunday), per week..l5 laliy be (without Sunday), per week. . .100 Evening Pie (without Sunday), per week.So fcvenlng Be (with Sunday), per week... .100 Andreas au complaints of irregularities in uvuvary o tuy uirculatien ueparuneuu OFFICES. Omaha The Bee rfmldlng. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs 16 Scott 8tret. Chicago 1040 Unity Building. New York ISO Home Life Insurant Bldg. Washington 601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new and edi torial matter ihould be addressed, Omaba Be, Editorial Ienartrnent. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or post' order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only t-cent stamps received In payment of mall account. Personal checks, except on Omaha r eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Pouglas County. . Charles C. Rosewater, general manager Of Th Be Publishing Company, being duly sworn, savs that the actual number f full and complete copies of The Pally, Morning, Evening and Bunday Be prlntad during th month of May, 107, waa aa ioiiows: 1 35,650 lg 35,780 II 33,800 20 35,370 ;l 35,630 tl 35,510 SI..... 35,500 24 35,090 26 35,800 2 34,600 27 35,450 21 35,510 2 36,010 10 35,630 21 35,810 1 35,610 I... 3BJS0 4 85,410 I... 34,300 t..i 38,880 35,480 t. ......... 35,650 35,730 10 35,390 11 35,390 It 34,650 It 36,430 14 36,380 II 35,330 1 85,460 17..... 35,360 Total... 1,096,630 Less unsold and returned copies 8,667 Net total 1,089,953 Dally average 30,063 CHARLES C. ROSE WATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this list day of May, 107. (Seal) M. B. HUNOATE, Notary Public WIIE.1 OUT OF TOWH. Sabacrlbere leaving? tk city tem porarily snoeld have Th Be nailed to them. Address will be June is finally beginning to make a DOlse like a straw hat. The Cannon boom Is using imokeless and noiseless powder. both It is plain that they have some yel low Journals over in Japan, too. The corn crop Is also short about six inches short, according to latest . measurements. Physicians are again insisting that germs are spread by the kissing of the babies. Boll the babies. - Appearances are deceptive. Secre tary Taft confesses that his capacity for banquets has been overtaxed. A' Kentucklan has just married his mother-in-law. The prohibition law Is not enforced In some parts of Ken tucky. Deacon Baer says he does not think much of the government's suit against the Coal trust. Still, the suit was de signed to fit Baer. Harry Orchard says he made most of his money swindling farmers. He was not a member of the Chicago Board of Trade, either. Does not Colonel Watterson lay himself open to the charge of being a nature fakir by declaring that his dark horse haa a moustache? Horace Greeley advised young men to go west and grow up with the coun try. Harry Orchard decided to go west' and blow up the country. The Honduras lottery has gone out ct business. Hondutan gamblers may now ; pass their time making bets on who will be president of their republic the next day. College commencements are apt to be a little tame this year. Senator Beverldge and Colonel Bryan, have left very few big problems for the gradu ates to solve. Rebels have captured 300 wives be longing to the sultan of Morocco. The sultan may now decide ' for himself whether he has, suffered a defeat or won a victory., . ' ' Prof. O. Stanley HaU of Clark uni versity is anxious to find out why women graduates of colleges do not marry. Possibly It is because they are not asked. Secretary Taft Insists that there will be no war with Japan and that the coal which tie government Is trans porting to the Pacific coast is to be used for pacific purposes. The Wisconsin legislature has passed a law prohibiting the smoking of tobacco by persons under 21 years of age. Young men will have to smoke Wisconsin-made cigars. Colonel Bryan Is speaking In very cordial terms of endorsement of the Hoke Smith presidential boom. Colonel Bryan looks kindly upon the boom of any democrat who stands no show of being nominated. It Is plain that Secretary Taft Is not a rough rider. Had he been com pelled to go through a Porto Rlcaa campaign on canned soup and em balmed beef he would have been la bhspe to digest any food that might be give him la Minnesota. - -ASOTHER IRREPRESSIBLE COSPLICT Resistance by the railroads of the 2-cent fare law enacted In Missouri seems to be rapidly bringing to a head an Irrepressible conflict between the authority of the federal government and of the separate states for the regu latlon of railroad trarr.c within the states. While the law entails criminal penalties for Its Infraction, Attorney General Hadley has secured from the state courts an additional restraining order that will make Its violation on the part of the railroad officials con tempt of court as well, and the legal representatives of the railroads have secured from the federal courts re straining orders prohibiting the rail roads from obeying the law under like penalties, on the ground that the pro posed rate reduction would be non compensatory and therefore unconstl tutlonal. This multiplex litigation promises to Join In issue the principal points In controversy and eventually to lead to a judicial decision that will be epoch-making in its effect. Without discuBslTjg the merits of the case, It Is Interesting to note that when the matter of rate regulation was pend ing before congress the railroad spokesmen took refuge behind the powers vested in the several states, insisting that the abuses complained of could and should be effectually reached by the operation of state laws. Falling to persuade the president and congress not to exercise rate-making power over Interstate traffic, the rail road lawyers have now faced clear about, arguing that the exercise of this power by the national legislature supersedes all power over rates vested In the states and have appealed suc cessfully to the different legislatures to leave to the Interstate Commerce commission the whole subject of rate regulation within the states as well as between the states. In order to make their position strong for resisting 2-cent fare laws like those of Missouri and Nebraska, the railroad attorneys will have to maintain that through rates are deter mined by local rates between points wholly within the states and that regu lation of local traffic necessarily car ries with It regulation of Interstate traffic. Manifestly, If all the acts of the several states for the regulation of railway rates were to be dependent upon acts of the federal government and Ineffective except so far as made part of federal regulations, the power of the states In this respect would soon become completely nullified. The fixed determination of the rail roads not to submit to state authority, except by compulsion of a court of last resort, foreshadows a long-drawn legal battle bound to engender further strife With the public, costly to the railroads, no matter what the outcome. THE NATIONAL GUARD, From the office, of the secretary of war comes the announcement that by January, next, the National Guard must be brought up to the requirements in order that It may participate in the distribution of the money appropriated under the operations of the amended Dick law. This means that the or- 6 ganlzed militia of the several states must be carried on a footing approxi mating a war basis. The equipment must be equal in efficiency to that of the regular army and must be so maintained that the soldiers can take the field on telegraphic orders and within the shortest possible time 4e transformed from state militia to part of the army of the United States. The military service of the United States is essentially volunteer service. Enlistment In the regular army, that small body of highly trained men which has served as the nucleus for the grVat armies the nation has put into the field at various times, has al ways been voluntary, Spme measures are even being proposed to make the service more attractive in order that the men who enter will be better sat isfied while wearing the government uniform. It has been our boast that the country's safety rested secure on the willingness of the citizens to take up military duty when necessity re quired. The sentiment back of this is beautiful, but war has reached a stage where patriotic sentiment and per sonal courage are minor factors. The experience of the United States in 1861 was repeated in 1898. Thirty five years of profound peace had offered opportunities that were neg lected, and it was found when the troops were called to take the field against Spain that, while the patriotic ardor and Individual' valor of the American soldier had In no wise de creased, he was lamentably lacking in the special qualifications for military service. His arms and equipment were of obsolete type and his knowl edge of the duties and requirements of a soldier In camp and In the field amounted to a little more than a de gree of familiarity with the manual of arms and the simpler company evolir tlons. The lessons taught In the great camps of Instruction were costly In human life, but If taken advantage of now will not have been In vain. Since the episode of 1898 the mili tary authorities of the United States, both In the regular establishment and the National Guard, have bent their every energy to the instruction of' the National Guard in the matters that are vitally important to the health and security of troops In camp and in the field. Matters of camp routine which were deemed Inconsequential in the past have now been glvea their proper places in the regime of the regiment of the army. Sanitation Is placed above all. -The care and preparation of food and the proper care of bedding and clothing come in order named. Singular as It may seem, the greatest the Am extras ' aoldlar haa tA learn Is to take proper care of himself when in camp. The progress recently made in this direction has been most important. Camps of Instruction which have been held annually la con junction with the regular army have given the guardsmen much needed In formation and the lessons taught by experience are not likely to be quickly forgotten. War is no longer a showy undertak ing, nor Is a battlefield the spectacular scene It once presented. Campaigns are planned and armies are moved with mathematical accuracy and the appllctlon of the most recent of scien tific discoveries. To achieve this It is absolutely necessary that the men who are to take part In Uie movement must be thoroughly trained in what is expected of them. In order that the assistance of the United States govern ment to the National Guard, provided under the Dick bill, may be had the state must be prepared to show that Its guardsmen are in every way up to the mark. Nebraska has enlisted in its National Guard more men than are required, and has kept them np to a high standard of efficiency. The Importance of the militia to the gen eral military scheme cannot be over estimated and liberal support given the National Guard Is money well in vested. rVBLIC 8CHOOL SCHOLARSHIPS. The award at the commencement of the Omaha High school of the scholar ship of technology, founded under the terms of the will of the late Edward Rosewater, deserves more than passing attention, as a unique and extraordi nary event. So far as is known, the public schools in no other city are in position to award a scholarship of similar character, the usual practice for those founding such scholarships being to place the endowment at the disposal of the college or university which the beneficiary Is expected to at tend. The propriety of making the school board the trustee for the execu tion of this philanthropy and of utilis ing the public schools as the best means of bringing out the wofthiest competitor must be manifest to all and It must be regarded as a special piece of good fortune that the Omaha High school should be enabled to Inaugurate benefaction fraught with limitless possibilities. The award of the Edward Rosewater scholarship of technology ought also to Impress itself upon the public mind, as was suggested at the commencement exercises, as an example to be followed by other public spirited citizens. There ought to be, and doubtless in time will be, endowment funds at the command of our school authorities yielding an Income to be utilized In assisting pro ficient and deserving public school graduates through the walks of higher or technical education. While these prizes should be made available only to those who would not otherwise be able to pursue their studies further, th conditions should at the same time be sufficiently broad as to safeguard the self respect of the recipients and keep from them all suggestion of pub lic charity. The public school scholarship opens vista for expanding the usefulness of the public schools. With the first step in this direction already taken, the second step should soon be made and further progress from time to time. f AVISO WEALTH ICR THE TEOPLE. Delegates to the public lands con vention, to be held In Denver this week, could read with profit that por tion of President Roosevelt's address at Jamestown constituting a serious plea for the preservation of the natural resources of the country for the peo ple. ' Of all the reforms the president has championed few are to be com pared with this for permanent value to the people of the nation. His posi tion in favor of reserving to public control the coal, oil and forest lands n the public domain Is entirely sound. No attempt has been made to meet his arguments, although a desperate ef fort has been made in congress, and Is to be renewed at Denver, to defeat the president's policies and continue the domination of the lumber, cattle and oil syndicates that have already cap tured the cream of the nation's re sources In these lines and will not let the rest go without a struggle. The lumber syndicates have denuded Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota and the former great forestry states of the lake region and have succeeded In se curing control of most of the rich Um ber lands la the Pacific coast region. They have adopted the same tactics pursued by the land syndicates and the cattle barons in enriching them selves by the exploitation of public resources at the expense of the people to whom they really belonged. The congressional exposures of land frauds In so many western and northwestern states Indicate the extent to which this system of loot has been carried. The opposition to the president's forestry policy shows the reluctance which the syndicates feel to lose' any source of enormous private profit at public ex pense. The development of the resources of the country, the welfare of the peo ple and the'lnterest of the nation de pend upon the proper protection of the natural resources on the public lands from fraud, waste and encroachment and their conservation for the general good. It Is a little late to contend that all lands containing mineral or forest wealth should remain In possession of the nation, to be leased for private exploitation on reasonable terms. The most valuable timber and coal lands of the nation have passed into private Avnarahlo and hare bsxa eaaauaUa. The only recourse In safety now is to save what Is left, make a beginning In reforestation and conservo the natural resources for the future. This la the president's policy and his position Is unassailable. Whatever the result of the lands convention in Denver may be, the public Judgment will not be confused on the right and duty of the government to safeguard the public land resources of the nation for the benefit of the whole nation PASS 1KB or THE DVLK. Ambassador Bryce the other day called attention to a forgotten incident In the history of American social de velopment, by inquiring what had be come of the "dude," wno was playing quite a part In the national social life many years ago, when Mr. Bryce was in this country gathering material for his book on "The American Common wealth." The word "dude" Is now almost obsolete, although It was marked "(Recent)" In Mr. Webster's diction ary of 1884 and was defined as "A kind of dandy; especially, one charac terlzed by an ultrafashionable style of dress and other affectations." The "dude" was very much in evidence In those days and Berry Wall, king of the "dudes," got more space In the New York papers each day, describing his new costumes and fads than Is now accorded to the entire society smart set Every village had its Berry Wall, Its languid gentleman, dressed in freak ish styles and looking upon exertion of every kind as an exhibition of "hahwld fohm." The "dude" was good fun while he lasted. Ambassador Bryce's question as to what has become of the "dude" Is easily answered. The "dude" was an artificial plant, not indigenous to America. He was petted and admired for a time and then allowed to wither. The young American of today, who has the leisure and the wealth essential to the success of the "dude," is out on the golf links, tanned to a bronze, with blistered hands and aching shoulders, trying to break his record. Or he may be about fifty miles out in the country, lying on the fiat of his back under an automobile, acquiring practical knowl edge of machinery and smashed thumbs. Or he may be after the tennis championship or making new records with the oars. He has become Inocu lated with the virus of the "strenuous life" and Is living like a real red blooded American. The "dude" has ceased to exist the species is extinct and no signs of restoring it. musical Malpractice. At first glance the subject, "Musical Malpractice," might be readily taken to refer to the untimely serenades of amateur, artists on the tronibone or to' charivari parties misusing instruments of harmony In an effort to produce dia bolical discord. In this case, however, reference is made to the opinion newly reiterated in an article entitled "The Gift of Song With Practical Advice on Voice Culture," subscribed, if not written, by that famous vocalist, Nel lie Melba, and printed In the current Century. Madame Melba's article de clares that "the great singers of our day would not be so few If there were more competent teachers," and goes on to explain more In detail, as follows: In all learned and mechanical professions certain technical tests are Instated on be fore a person Is accepted as an authority but in music It Is not so. Any charlatan whose only qualifications may be confidence and casual observation may set up aa a teacher and persistently trick the public which is only too easily deceived. I speak strongly on thla subject, having In mind the cruel vocal habit to which I have lust referred. Just as the engineer must know the structure and parts of his engine, or the architect the nature and relative values of material aa well aa the principles of de sign, so must the would-be singer under stand the easily Injured structure and dell cate functlona of vote mechanism. No student has any light to expect to sing by Inspiration any more than an athlete may expect to win a race because he Is naturally fleet of foot. A systematic movement on the part of lovers of "the art divine" Is certainly In order to put an end to musical mal practice plsylng havoc with God-given voices that ought to be trained only by Infallible experts. The doctors and lawyers and veterinarians and under takers, and sometimes even the bar bers, have procured legislation cre ating boards of examiners to pass upon applicants before they may be licensed to practice their handicrafts upon un suspecting victims. Why not a board of music culture to test the qualifica tions of would-be teachers and stamp those that come up to tone require ments with, labels "passed by govern ment Inspection?" A serious difficulty might come up with the selection of the board of ex perts because no two professional mu sicians are apt to agree upon the qual ifications of a third, or of one another. Should the board be loaded down with musical malpractioners, the evils com plained of would be but aggravated. But when musicians disagToe, who shall decide? The Judgment for $500.00 damages entered by the district court of Doug las county in a libel suit against Editor John C. Sprecher of Schuyler should make newspaper men throughout Ne braska sit up and take notice. The Bee is not familiar with all the facts, nor will it venture any opinion as to the Justice ot the verdict or the ade quacy or inadequacy of the damages appraised, but It regards It as an un mitigated outrage that any editor pub lishing a local paper la Colfax county should be dragged away from home Into Douglas county to defend himself In a civil suit for libel because a few copies of his paper may have been mailed to Omaha. If th law permits such a thing to be done to Editor 8precher,' it makes It possible to In flict every editor In Nebraska In th same way and might force an Omaha editor up to Box Butte county to de fend for civil libel, it accidental service could be gotten upon him. The State Press association should be spurred cn by the Sprecher case to secure a thorough revision of our libel laws In the interest of Justice to the editor as well as to the individual who may have a grievance. Mayor Fitzgerald of BoBton was aw fully shocked in Chicago when he saw a barefooted boy drinking water from a rubber hose In a horse trough. Now it he had gone on to St. Louis or Mil waukee he might hare seen bearded men drinking beer from a hose In a brewery vat. Omaha's trade boosters have doubt less had some tempting propositions put before them on their swing around the Puget Sound circle, but they are all of them too firmly riveted to Omaha and Nebraska to be pried loose under present promising business conditions at home. The Congressional library at Wash ington will install a department where phonographic speeches of statesmen and distinguished persons from all parts of the world may be preserved. Cold storage Is the proper treatment for most of the speeches of statesmen. It may be embarrassing if the courts should finally decide that Mr. Harrl man must answer the questions of the Interstate Commerce commission and Mr. Harriman should suddenly re member that he had forgotten the an swers. A man out in Washington is being prosecuted for stealing a train. That is a brand of petty larceny that will not be tolerated. He should have taken a lesson from Wall street mag nates and stolen the whole railroad. Jack London is blaming the presi dent for criticising things he did not write in one of his books. The record has been established that most of the good things in London's books were written by some other person. Mr. Knox's Handicap. St. Louts Globe-Democrat. Senator Knox Is a receptive, acttve and suggestive candidate for president. Even with the handicap of Philander he haa an Indisputable right to enter the lists. Head I'p, Admiral. Minneapolis Journal. Admiral Slgsbee says wars' will continue because men like to fight Admiral Slgs bee Is a barbarian who has not read the resolutions adopted by Mr. ' Carnerle'a peace society, Jingoism Alike In All L(nn(M. Philadelphia Press. Th Jingo politician of Japan vldentlv are not different from th lingo politicians of any other country. But that need not be surprising; Jingoism la lust about th. same in one language aa another. Varleaated Poll t tea. v New York Sun. j Ohio politics seem to be conducted on a simple and easily mastered system. On each even date Senator Dick makes an announcement In behalf of Senator Fnr- aker, while on the following odd date Sen ator Foraker repudiates and "chargea against his enemies. Thus the situation is kept sufficiently muddled to satisfy eveu a Buckeye statesman. - STEH11.1Z1Q LITERATURE. Move to Strip Heroes of Fiction of Some Haitian Habits. Philadelphia Record. The Woman's Christian Temperance union, Frances E. Wlllard branch, pro poses to exercise Its Influence, and desires all other branches to do the same, to have excluded from public libraries all books In which the hero r heroine Is represents as using cigarettes or liquors or oaths. rw . . ..... ' women aaia mat to ner "an oath la Just as bad as a murder." What a sad lack of perspective! It reminds one of the baker's plea In the Hunting of the snark: Tou may charge me with murder, or lack ui an late We are all of us weak at tlmee. Think what would really happen to the llbrarlea If auch a fellowship of crime were decreed! From Shakespeare to Stevenson, trom Bcott to Barrle Why, we should have to get out bowdlerized editions even of the Holy Scriptures! The Old Testa ment must go that la platn. The o!d Hebrews did not smoke tobacco but other things! What a pretty nursery literature we should have! PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. To insure a safe and sane Fourth In Chi cago, policemen will go armed with bed- slats. The absence of flies Justifies th doubts of summer entertained by bald-headed men. San Francisco plumbers, appreciating good thing, propose to perpetuate It by re stricting apprenticeship to sons of plumbers. Mrs. Carrie Nation blew Into Washing, ton last week and created as much Inter est In the boozeries as If Congress waa in session. The June bride and th June graduate ahed enough sweetness on th June air to compensate for th vagaries of June weather. The editor of depot bulletin boards can In a pinch dlsplayJlashes of that genlua which is esteemed an open sesame to th Ananiaa club. The motion of a correspondent to cut out Fourth of July orations la out of order. What if the crowd la heedless? The orator need the exercise. A veally story of an Iowa man, asserting that a shot in his right calf relieved him of the snoring habit, comes too late for the competition. No vacancy exist in the ros ter of nature fakirs. The Oklahoma farmer who saya a tor nado picked up his cow and carried her a quarter of a mile haa mistaken his call ing. He ought to be a press agent of a summer resort show. The scientific uncertainty aa to what con stHutea real whisky having feaaed the chemical department of the national gov ernment Is now passed up to the federal court for an expert opinion. Th blind goddess doffed her blinkers In a New York court th other day and landed With both feet oa a scrubwoman who ad mitted stealing a caka of soap valued at t cents. Kfiicaeitovkw luetic needs a ray AitaUoa, , ESSC DIAM You GIVE HER A SOLITAIRE The Diamond is symbolic of love. Get the spirit of this month-place a Diamond on her finger. Don't let lack of ready money stand be-, tween you and future happiness for YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD " -t,u-" t - - SECULAR Minneapolis Journal: Rev. Stanard Pow Butler of Middleton, N. v., laid the corner stone of a big cigar factory, to be erected by one of his wealthy parishioners. The Incident la causing some smoke In theologi cal circles. Cleveland Plain Dealer: One' hundred American clergymen are now in Paris, but we have our doubts whether even that number will constitute a sufficient leaven of righteousness to leaven the whole loaf In that famous city of frolicsome Satan. What Paris needs as a counteragent Is about half tho population of Philadelphia and th swap would help Philadelphia, too. Louisville Courier Journal: A prominent New York minister told his congregation that one, John Eckhoff sold liquor on Sunday at 100 Park avenue, the fact that the congregation remained seated of fers touching proof that a aenso of grati tude exists even In our soulless metropolis. especially when we consider that the rest of the sermon must have been an anti climax. Minneapolis Journal: Rev. May Pepper, pastor yof the First Brooklyn Spiritual church, has astonished her congregation by marrying a wealthy lumberman and going to Europe on her wedding trip. Mrs. Pepper Is the medium who Interested Dr. Funk in certain strange phenomena. The "wealthy lumberrran" whom Mrs. Pepper materialised Is Edward Ward tVanderbtlt, age 66, of . 197 Waverly, avenue. His chil dren are now claiming undue Influence and asking the courts to test his mental status. SERMONS BOILED DOWN. The acid of envy eats out all happiness from the heart. . ... ' " You cannot get high moral tone out of loose muscular wlrea. If you do not know how to let up you do not know how to live. You can do little for humanity without the saving salt of humor. There Is no complete understanding of a duty until It Is completed. The man who borrowa trouble Is little better than the one who makes it. No learning can make up for to lack of that which the home can give. The greatest sins are. the ones committed against the least of the children. When the wage Is the end the work loses much, but the worker loses more. When we confess to our own faults us ually we are thinking of our neighbor's. Every man may have a right to his own grouch, but he has a duty to keep It to him self. If you are afraid of being misunderstood you are not likely to do much worth under standing. It seems to be as easy to think our Cher fulness to ourselves as It Is to think our troubles out loud. Chicago Tribune. SHOTS AT THE PtTI.PIT SaJe Starts Monday Morning One aTandied and nfty Pianos, Organ and Plano-riayers Xnrt Be Sold. Sent Miss This Opportunity, Oiu rrlcae Will Aatonlsa Too. Cems, and S Convinced. W have contracted for a big alteration to be made In our store, to give us more room for our growing business and to accommodate the large stock' of high grade Planoa. Piano-Players and Organs we are going to Install. Car pentera, Paperhangnra and Painter will soun start to tear up things and dust and dirt will fly and if our stock of Planoa and Organs Is not removed it will greatly damage the same. To remove them to our Warehouse and store them away takes too much time and money, therefore, we are cutting the prices on our new and aecond hand Pianna, Plano-Players and Organs' to nlrk'y f11 them and get them out of the way. Bemember our large stock of . srtanos, Plano-Flaysrs and Organs haa not been damag-ed or marred, It 18 fttrlctly first-class and th finest In th west. LOOK AT THESE BARGAINS Btelnwsy A Hons, regular Errf , Sold on term to sun your conve nience. livery Piano Guaranteed front Plve to Twenty Yean. Outside and 65 Organ, both Chapel and Parlor, (rout V up at 50c per wpeJk Cuane and be convinced. Bala starts Monday morning. A. HOSPE CO. 1513 DOUGLAS STREET CR Assume No Risks I Engagement Rings , DOMESTIC RISIBLE. "Tou told me you thought of marrying the widow Hrown and then you married the widow Jones." "Well, it wasn't my fault; the widow Jones met me first. ".-Houston Post. "I suppose the Joys of proposing es hllnrate one like champagne. ?ot exhilarate, but something like." How did you make out?" , First. I popped; then I erTesvesoed, till t found out It waa -all a fizzle "-Baltimore American. Her Will you love me when I'm old? Hln-More than ever. You'll know bet tr than to ask silly questions then. Cleveland Leader. Elderly Uncle LonUlAa. why don't you marry some good woman? Scapegrace Nephew I'll do It, uncle. If you 11 find some good woman whom you can conscientiously advise to marry me. Chicago Tribune. . . w'afh" Mked me t0 meet her by ! rda '..Y-1 you "m apprehensive." ies; I'm afraid she Intend to throw raa over."-Wahington Herald. Henry Peck says Henry never spoke a cross word to herr ilnn't inn hiu that shows a great deal of love?" HoT.eton0Po.at.rre'at dCa' W- i"y rl?"ce-9' George. I sometimes think I would rather die than be married! Qeorge-What, darling! . Rather di.? tfhllr'lL f,nce-;T; you don't have to lJrS r"?n"lf 0Ien tlnea for that, yea know.-Chlcago Tribune. . GRADUATION TIME. J. 'TIT ... I T . . ' ... . , , now IOIITDMI, .... . . j uhu viiat .AIM HAa . ir. -.,.. 'Through 'obelachia in 1 .- ..'f me.. death If not liberty:'., ,v ' , " -w " in man r come, ye benlahted mnri.i. Soar up to helahta auhiim . . By merely hearing, being dumb "Its - graduation time. A gown of white, s A ribbon-gathered mortar board. A. mind with vastest learning itnnj crun, A high and lofty soul; ow' a "''ture. and a hand ..XhJ Pol,lt "P t the sky: vt ,' Zrnny r rule this landt No!!( Echo makes reply." Bring moldy Bhakespeare from his tomfc And trot him to and fro; Oo follow Cranmer to his doom, Lay Robert Emmet , low; Lt bold Rlenzt speak again. Go ransack prose and rhvnio For lofty thoughts and visions when It s graduation time. So now we pry Into the deeps Of coward Brutus' heart. Shed . tears where sad Ophelia And move wtth Pbe aoart: weeps. Sail with Columbus when he went Far from hie native clime. To find a world and lessons lent For graduation time. And yet and yet I would I might Oo back there and somehow Add to my learning of that night The knowledge 1 have now; I would go forth so well equlS$S That with a lusty shout I'd have the demon Failure whlppel Before the week Is out. price, J7oo; our pric. . . . V' Vose t bona, regular prloe, (g i t 4i5,- our price...., spXUW Fisner, reguiar price. ftOu; K'fH our prlc , psvVJ Emerson, regular price, ej-s rjt" $404; our price jXa Ilaaen A Bon, regular price, 1276; our price p Jswett, regular price, Wlh;dpf our nrlca tSlUU " cc ouuo, regular price, $400; our price New Upright Pianos, regu- $175 $125 $145 iar price, iiao; our price. New Upright planoa, regu lar price, $100: our prio. iNew upright Pianos, regu lar nrln. flTftA- n.,. $165 $450 . - - ww, yi i t;o . New Grand Piano, regular price, iiuv; our price... Inside Players W ear nr th rre.it e.t ..l. a.. w?f!lUeI'Jttrun"",U ,n the west dVr'l'nr't'hu".!." Unh"r1 ot JTrw Angela Player, regular 1250. our iirir-. ' price lightly Used Anceiaspia,.,; sua ,.r pnu- our price Sloe These price lnclud J dozen . lected roll of music and you can bur at your own terms. Inald Pleyev-piaaos from StSO mp, . Automatic Organ, Keglna Knsle f mnsi Boxes, &Vgina Chlm Clock and ElectrU PtaVoe.