I HIE- OMAHA DAILY BEE. . TUESDAY, JUNE 11. 1907. The Omaha Daily Dei, FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATER - - , , ' VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omalii postofTlce as seeond cIum matter. TERM8 OF SUBBCRIPTIAn Dally Bee '.without Sunday), on year. .1400 muiy Hee and Sunday on year siird.iy Ilea, one year Haturday lies, ore year 00 t.30 1.60 DELIVERED BT CARK1ER.. Dally lies (Including Sunday), per week..6S Dally lie (without Sun.lay, per week.,.10o Kv.nln. rtA flthrtiit Atinrinvl. rver week. so Evening bee (with Sunday), per week....lpo , Address all complaint! of irregularities In . 1 r. ! 1 1-i.r .. f I . I . 1 I .... ri.MirtmDL I OFFICES. Omaha The Be rtuildlng. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council muffs 16 Scott Street. Chlt-Hpo-HHW rnlty nulhllnfr. New fork lot Homo Life Insurance Bldg. Vuslilngton ut Fourteenth Street. COKItt-SPONDENCE. ' Communications relating to new; and edi torial matter should be addressed. Omaha Hoe, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only J-cent stamps received In payment or mnll accounts. Personal check. c,Pt,.n Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF" CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County. e. Charles C. Hocewster, general manager of The Be. Publishing Company, being dulv sworn, sava that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee prlntd during the month of May, 1907, was a follows: 1 35.8G0 1 33.760 3 35310 IS 33,800 t 33.S90 0 38,370 4 80.410 II SW.SSO 6 34,300' li 38,610 ,. 38,080 2S 38,500 7 85,480 St 35.W0 t. ......... 88,050 . 26 38,800 ........... 35,730 2. 34,600 10 38,890 17 38,480 11 38,390 .-.. 35610 12 84,560 2 36,010 12 ..... 35,490 . 80. 38,630 14. 36,380 II 38,810 16 33,330 16 38,460 ToUl. ..1,096,630 17 30,360 . ' Less unsold and returned copies 8,867 Net total 1,069,PB3 Dally average....'.... 30,003 CHARLES C-ROSEWATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before m iTila Hat day of May, 107. , (Seal) Id. B. H UNO ATE, Notary Public. WHK.1 OCT Or TOWS. Snbscrlbers leavlna the city teas-., porartly sboald have The Be mailed te them. Address will be changed as often as reejaested. "What," asks the New York Sun, "lg tho shortest hour of the day?" The lunch hour. It may be-argued that Mr. Roosevelt lld not run for the presidency In 1904. since he won In a walk. - Orover Cleveland urges a law for the protectldh of game. hogs. The game hog la able to take care of Itself, ' Vice President Fairbanks Is .being criticised for having written a book. How could an Indlanan do otherwise? . The mayor of , Milwaukee has re fused a flattering1 offer to go on the stage, but that's no sign ho Is a bad actor; ' !. . i" . Mr. Edison says we should shun summer resorts. The, weather man has made It easy to follow Mr. Edison's advice. ' , .' ' : Colonel t Henry Watterson declares the democratic party needs new lead ers. It Is In greater need of new fol lowers. ? . If Harry Orchard's testimony at tiolso were wrlttten in the form of a dime novel detective story, would you believe It? .' Mr. Bryan says he has noticed a tendency " toward the loosening of Strict party lines. He noticed It first, probably, in 1896. If the American missionaries are driven out of China, there is a fine field for' endeavor open to them in San Francisco. ' The boy prince of Spain has already been enrolled as a soldier. At present he is devoting his attention to an at tack on the commissary stores. "Is there such a thing as insan ity?" asks a writer In Current Litera ture! Well, Senator Knox says be thinks his chances of being - elected president of the United States are very good. ; ' . New York feels a special interest in Crokor's winning of the English Derby. New York furnished Croker the money with which he bought the Derby winner. It would be a relief to find some "favorite son" mentioned for the presl dentlal nomination without the accorn panylng assurance that he Is "a foe to the corporations." ' -. Reports from Ohio Indicate that the fight between Senator Foraker and Secretary Taft will result in the elim ination of Senator Dick. The fight, then, will' not have been in vain. The Omaha base ball team is mak ing Itself quite a factor In the Western league circles. Rain does not seem to seriously affect tho charitable in tention of thje management to win all the games. - The trade boosters had a very rest ful Sunday at Portland. If telegraph accounts are correct, between sight seeing, church-going, fishing and ball playttU the day was spent almost as quietly as if the boosters had been at home. ' The reduction in the state debt, al though accomplished 8.8 the result of, a special tax levy, Is very encouraging. It means that Nebraska will soon be In position to bulM tho state house and do some ottiwr things that are much ncc Jxi, ' BK OHMS f.T TMK POSTAlKKttttCH- Mr. George Von L. Meyer, tha new postmaster general, appesrs to have brought something more with him from Europe than the decorations be had won In the diplomatic service at Rome, Btr Petersburg and other for eign capitals. While he has been at the head of the Postofflce department but a few months, he has shown a de termination to even Improve upon tho plans adopted by his predecessor, Mr. Cortelyou, for cutting red tape, which has hampered departmental operations, end placing the postal service of the country on a business basis. The fed eral postofflce does a business amount ing annually to more than 1400,000, 000 in receipts and expenditures, and yet Postmaster General Meyer admits that it is simply impossible, under the system of bookkeeping that has been long in vogue, to ascertain the cost of any branch of the service or to dis cover leaks and abuses until after all possible harm has bevn done. The condition of the service makes it possible for men like Machen, Beav ers and others who are now doing time In the penitentiary, to work gigantic frauds on the government. The rail road and express companies and others doing contract service for the govern ment have opposed every effort at re form andN modernization of the busi ness of the department and have suc ceeded pretty well in preventing any reduction of mail transportation charges or the installation rjf any re forms that would furnish a check on the disbursement of the department. Two commissions appointed by con gress are at work paving the way for legislation intended to put the whole service on an up-to-date basis. When this Is done, congress and the public will have Information available on the actual cost of the work done In each branch of the eervlce, the profit and loss on each class of mall matter han dled, the expense of the franking privi lege and the real cost of railroad and carrier delivery services. ' The post master general Is already taking ad vantage of these inquiries and pro poses to inaugurate some reforms on bis own account that will facilitate the work of the commissions and serve the betterment of the service. ' General Meyer proposes a change in the registry and money order systems now in vogue. He would confine the registered mail as far as possible to the transmission of deeds, documents and valuables, leaving the function of transmitting money to the money order division. He would make postal notes payable on identification, without wait ing for the arrival of the postmaster's letter of advice, and would furnish small notes payable to any bearer on presentation. The ' advantage of this proposition Is evident to residents of any city which is so large that the postmaster is not personally acquainted with every citizen. Under the present system, the necessity of Identl&i'atlon Is a tiresome nuisance and drYves busi ness from the department to the banks and express companies. General Meyer would also extend the parcels post sys tem, as rapidly as possible. 1 .While it is not desired that the Postofflce department should be made a source of governmental profit, it Is highly desirable that the, antiquated and obsolete methods that havn been followed for years should be abolished and that the service be modernized and popularized., This work, while difficult, promises to be speedily ac complished and thev service rescued from the inefficiency and waste which has resulted in its operation at a heavy deficit from year to year. SHORT SMim JhD BUSINESS, Probably It would be useless to 'at tempt to ascertain why the American girl decided to chop off her sleeves midway between the biceps and the funny bone and thus set a fashion that has become almost universal, but It is practically certain that she never imagined she was going to cause a lot of trouble in the business . world by her action. As a result of her con duct, an International problem " has been produced and the Department of Commerce and Labor at Washington is making some Inquiries to ascertain what can be done about It. The fact has been called to the attention of the department that there are not enough kldskins in the world to supply the American girl with the kind of kid gloves she must have It she doesn't want to look like a frump. The elan ling Information comes from the Amer ican consul at Grenoble, France, who makes this report to the department at Washington: "This demand has put an unwohted strain upon the akin markets, and not only France, but all other kid-producing" coun tries have been ransacked to Bnd the cov eted material, the more so ' because tin longer gloves call for aklna of double length, or two skins put together. In place of one akin of ordinary length. In conse quence the price of kid and lamb .skins have tended steadily upward, until there has been almost a panic In the skin mar ket. The department has been going into figures and learns that last year the factories at Grenoble sent gloves valued at fl. 966, 471 to America and that other French factories sent about that amount. This year they are un able to meet the demand and prices win be advanced, according to the length of the arm and the depth of the pocket. " Something, of course, will have to be done to offset this increased cost of gloves, which threatens to disturb the balance of trade, now In America's favor. These little things run into money very rapidly and become eco nomic factors of much Importance. A Texas genius comes forward with a suggestion which, while not directly related to pnt a wa the glove problem, may way out of the difficulty. He floured out that the entire surplus cotton crop of the United States would be in demand In China, at advanced prices. If the Chinese could be edu cated to wear longer shirts. It is a simple mathematical problem. There are about 400,000,000 Chinese and if each of them could be Induced, by a decree of Dame Fashion or the Dowager Empress, to add say two Inches to the length of his flowing shirt, the Increased demand for cotton would exhaust tho American supply and fill the American coffers to Over flowing. There's the proposition. It the American girls, missionaries or otherwise, can Induce the Chinese to wear longer shirts long gloves may be retained. Otherwise, the pink and dimpled or red and peaked elbows will have to be withdrawn from cir culation to prevent a financial and trade crisis. P1L1KO VP TJJB 8UP.PLV8. The democrats who have been de nouncing the "billion-dollar congress" and predicting financial distress for the government on account of "repub lican extravagance" in the matter of congressional appropriations, are find ing little comfort in the reports of the Treasury department detailing the fiscal operations of the government for the month of May and for the eleven months of the fiscal year which will end with June 30. Mr. Shaw, then secretary of the treasury, In his re port to congress last December esti mated a surplus at the close of the present fiscal year of about $58,000, 000. The government's surplus of re ceipts over disbursements at the end of May amounted to $65,050,963, with every indication that the business for June will increase that total by more than $10,000,000. This will be the largest surplus enjoyed by the government for many years, despite the fact that the annual appropriations by congress have increased very rap-' idly In the last few years. While the annual appropriations in crease greatly each year, the country's wealth grows more rapidly than the government's outlay and the burden of taxation really grows lighter. The increasing receipts for the government reflects the general prosperity of the country. The government' fiscal con dition Is such that even the democrats should take pride in It, although it robs them of some of their political capital, of which they are in sore need. TPE WEATHER AXD THE CROPS. Abnormal climatic conditions have prevailed so far during, the year, to the confusion of Old Probs and the great discouragement of the , large number of ordinarily optimistic peo ple. It Is well, however, to keep in mind tho hopeful line of the poet, "Behind the clouds is the sun . still shining." Such fitful appearances as the God of Day has made since Nature drew her pall of clouds 'thwart the sky have been sufficient to convince even the most skeptical that none of his potential chloric energy has been lost. The occasional moments, of sun shine have been of much discomfort, owing entirely to the intensity of, the heat. This Is tho most satisfactory proof that summer is lingering some where in the vicinity and that the ice man will yet have his turn at bat. In tho meantime, Nature is doing her level best to triumph over her blunder. Vegetation is making prog ress that is decidedly encouraging. While it is not likely that Nebraska or any of the western agricultural states will harvest the "bumper" crops that have gladdened the farmer's heart during recent years, there is no reason to think that the crops will be a total failure. Even much of the fruit that was thought to have been hopelessly blighted during the unseasonable snow storms of May is coming through and a yield is assured that would be bountiful were it not for comparison with tremendous harvests of recent years. . . ' - , -,. v The spirit of the people Is still hope ful, and when the clouds roll by and the sun comes out it will find . Ne braska's optimistic and energetic workers smiling the smile that won't come off. THE JVKK DtriDKSDS. The New York Journal of Commerce has made certain compilations of fig ures which show that the Interest and dividend payments to be made during this month by the great corporations will exceed the figures for June of last year by more than 10 per -cent In cluded in the list of corporations are the great railroads of the country, the big steel mills and the incorporated concerns in the industrial world from all parts of the coufltry. The tables show that there is nothing sectional In the evidence of this Increased prosper ity. It covers the cotton mills of New England and the south, tho railroads from the Atlantic to the Pacific and from Canada to the gulf, and repre sents manufacturing and Industrial es tablishments In every state and sec tion of the union. The Increase in dividends amounts to many million dollars.- Such showing is particularly signifi cant at this time. For more than a year the opbruliug v&peusoa of Indus trial plants and the railroads hve been Increased by reason of the pay ment of larger wages and other In creased cost of operation and some of the captains of industry have been loudly proclaiming that the crest of prosperity had, been reached and a de cline must be expected. The increased dividend list is a complete refutation of this assertion. ' It means' that inves tors are reaping profits, that more money will be offered for enterprises promising profitable employment of capital and that the signs of the times are all on the side of continued activ ity and expansion of the business In terests and the development of the re sources of the country. The sweet girl graduate and her sturdy young companion, the boy, have now listened to the advice of the preacher and have something more definite In the way of knowledge as to what the world really expects of them.' They may have some little difficulty in adapting their scholastic experience to the actualities of life, but they can start with the comforting thought that their feet are on the road that has been traveled by untold millions "since first the flight of time began," and that purposeful effort will lead them, if not direct to the gonl, at least Ho such measure of success as will reward them richly for their pains. Under a new ruling, the pension de partment at Washington is striking from the rolls all veterans who had furloughs during their ninety days term of service. As there can be but few of these survivors and as civil war pensioners are bow dying at the rate of 200 a day, It must be regretted that tho department has found H neces sary to make a ruling adverse to the claims of any veterans, however short their service. , Complete reports from sixty-one leading railroads of the country for (he month of April showman Increase of $7,313,685, or 30 per cent over April of last year. Preliminary re ports from forty-one railroads for May Bhow a.stlll larger ratio of increase. Some of the Napoleona of railway in dustry must be dreadfully disappointed to learn they are making money in spite of their pessimistic predictions. "There is no danger," says the New York Commercial, "of running out of money as long as the west Is there with millions to lend us." Secretary Cor telyou should paste that confession In his scrap book and show It to the Wall street bankers when they begin to beg him for federal money, in a tew weeks from now, with which "to move the western crops." Dr. Miller's letter in regard to the park is very, hopef ul in tone. It may be some years before Omaha finally grows up to the park scheme, as de vised by the original board and its successors, yet it would not require the fulfillment of Mr. Smith's prophesy of a million people in order to make the parks as they now exist necessary. Stuyvesaat Fish told the Economic club In New York that not, a railroad In America is overcapitalized. Mr. Fish should get permission to revise his testimony before the Interstate Commerce commission in which he explained how "mi dear friend, Mr. Harriman had watered the Alton capi tal stock out' bf klr proportiom. - . Omaha's pioneers' are answering the roll call. Th i 6rk or keeping the Gate City on the, forward move is fall ing into the bands of the younger men. They have shown Bo far a capacity for the task and the advance of Omaha is certain. Tariff Harmony. New Tork Tribune. The proclamation of the new German tariff agreement represents another tri umph of rational - dlplomaoy and friendly arbitration. . Who Knows f New York Post. That bear which. In her hunt -for stolen cubs, kept two , Union Pacific operators Imprisoned, and so tied up a HaVriman road, must have been a Teddy bear.. A Catroale Loafer. Chicago News. It required an order from Uncte Sam to stop the stream of money that was pouring In on an East St. Louis firm which had "dared" the credulous cltlsena of this country to send In, their 110 bills. Evi dently tho fool killer, la loafing on his job. ClTlnar Their Millions Away. Baltimore American. It la said that the government Is attef some big corporations and multimillion aires with a big stick In the matter of land frauds. No wonder the men of wealth are Hurrying to give away their millions so they may get under cover and out of the way. Ost of the Bomb Victims. Boston Transcript. Among the victims of the western ter rorism now being ventilated at Boise was Merrltt B. Walley, who was blown to pieces two years ago. He was a native of Wllllamstown and a graduate of the college In 1870. Among his classmates Were Indian Commissioner Leiipp and President Judson of Chicago university. Back tm tha Old Csnteen. Portland Oregon I an. There la an excellent prospect for the re-establlshment at the nest seaalon of congress of the canteen at the army posts throughout the country. This will be sad news for the worst class of rum sellers with wliich the country la cursed, and also for the misguided women who assisted them In foisting the antl-cantecn law on the country. Candidacy . ol Senator Knox. Kansas City Star (Ind.). The Indorsement of Senator Knox for the presidency at Harrlsburg yesterday was not a spontaneous compliment from the re publicans of Pennsylvania. Mr. Knox's popularity In his own state Is great enough to hare made thte "favorite son" move ment easy, of course,, but behind It there was the deliberate calculation, the close counsel and definite purpose of the special tnterrsts. which seek to prevent the nom ination of Secretary Taft, the most repre sentative possible successor of President Hoosevelt. Bryan eaa llrverldge. New Tork Bun. The magaslne debate of Bryan and Be v ertdge make no ripple on the current of affairs. The threadbare arguments of Bryan fall flat and his opponent's torrent of words appears to be altogether waBted. Pew discuss or ever read these efforts to ehpw from different points of view how the United States may remedy all the economic evils with which we are, as Individuals and as a community, actually or presum ably afflicted. Mast we believe that the Bryan and the Beverldge bra"1' aajt have lost their aavurf ARMY OOSIP 171 WASHir'IGTO. Correal Kmti (cleaned frota the , Army ana TVavy Reatater. It has b"n found Impossible to effect a special arrangement at reduced ratea for the transportation from Fort Crook to the Paclflo coast of members of the families of fflcers and enlisted men of the Thirtieth Infantry. It waa hoped that It would be within the provisions of the law relating to railroad rates to obtain special considera tion for these passengers made up Into par ties of ten or more. Every week the War Department authorities are Impressed with the necessity of affording some relief to those who must make long and costly rail road trips on account of the transfer of Individual officers or the change of station Of troops. It Is quite evident that that leg islation covering sui-h cases would be en tirely Justifiable. , The Navy Department ha been officially advised of the delivery of the Nebraska at the Puget Bound navy yard by the con tractors, who have long delayed the com pletion of the work on thnt ship. This ends the work on the class of naval ships to which the Nebraska belonge. The other vessels tho Virginia, New Jersey. Rhode Island and Georgia have been In commis sion for some time. It la understood that the contractors propose to present bills to the Navjr Department, and If necessary take their claim for reimbursement and damages Into the courts. Progress on the completion of the Nebraska has been at tended with much correspondence between the Washington authorities and the con tractors, and It looks as if the troubles over the ship wore not ended by the delllv ery of tho vessel to the government. An army paymaster paid two enlisted n.n nt the Routh Dakota mltltla for the period of twenty-seven days during which they were sick in the hospital at Fort Riley, following the close of the encamp ment, maneuvers and neld Instruction at .v... i in h full of 1908. The pay de partment contended that the detention of ' . . a. U..n1nlarv these men for treatment wb . . e irkness Incurred In the n mi vu m n i , - line of duty, and that they were, therefore. entitled to pay for all the time mus ...u , return to their homes. Tho comptroller has sustained the auditor In dis allowing the payment. nrretarv of war Is bMslly engaged on the problem of the reorganisa tion of the mllltla to conform with the , ki.k n.i.nir.1 that the mllltla shall be placed on the same basis as the regular army or the voiunTwr aimj rnnd v.n.im ta tfnt cittTi to this requlrc- 1, J vro A-onMii.- ment means that the mllltla organisations will not receive the federal anoimeni funds made annually by congreaa. The questions Involved are complicated and will require much thought In their settle ment In a way satisfactory to the mllltla and of results which shall be efficient In their operation. It la probable the recom- win ha, made to congress that the period In which mllltla must prepare for the reorganisation anau at least January. 1900. and possibly for still another year. This la rendered necessary by the fact that some of the state legisla tures will not be in session until after next January and there could not be. by any possibility, a change In mllltla organ isation in the -meantime. mw. f war has reiterated his , ....i.i the ena-aa-ement of army TWWl - officers In commercial pursuits which have a tendency to divert their attention i their military dutlee. He haa been advised on a number of occasions lately of the prominent positions which some army -of ficers hold In mining company- " . h. is onnosed to any activity which seeks to make use of an officer's title as a commercial asset and ne taxes me fhmt .rho dlanlav of the army uni form or title "for the purpose of adver tising a private business is in oaa , if not reprehensible." This policy is not .-., far-reaching that It Involves GUUSkurivu the solicitation of advertising for the serv ice publications, such as tnose pnntea T.land and Fort Monroe or the VJVJ V f or - journals of the infantry and cavalry asso ciations, since advertising is miij u. the support of these periodicals and render .v., .nnrt them for the benefit It poaaiuio w . - of the service. Neither is It "considered Improper for officers to contrmuie articles. .i.iw nn mititarv or professional sub- Jecta, to periodicals generally for the dis semination Of knowledge Denenci. mi n i ..riaiiv on military or profes- crriw, - - stonal subject, but the department does not approve of officers acting as agents or uoitor for commercial publications or enterprises of any character." The War department authorities have t . .k.i. .ti.ntinn called In a pointed way to the disinclination of most enlisted men and some commissioned officers to take part In the periodical practice marchea. It has been appreciated in hiu.b.iu.. .i .. in the service a prejudice against this form of military training. It la con sidered as altogether too active; oesiaes, ..- i.nn-ii rrnnement which Is exaoted by the War department, at the Instance, It Is understood, or tne president, irru.Iv. ... ,i the nart of the commanding officer and allows little or no discrimination on account of climate. Ot course, mis is proper enough in a theoretical way. but the effect of It Is now being observed In the refusal of enlisted men to re-enllst. It Is stated that this determination has reached such proportlona that It Is likely to pro mote action by the general staff In the plan to modify the order requiring this ao tlvlty. A RECOItD YEAR. The Pact that Kills Attains la. creased Speed. Chicago Trlbitna. Though the first half of 1917 haa not passed. Its record of casualty alreaily ex ceeds the total of 1908. There have been (thirty-eight railroad accidents of . more than the- ordinary magnitude, In which 171 persons have been killed and injured. Twenty-three steamers have been wrecked, involving the loss of 90! lives. There have beon thirteen mine accidents In which 355 persons have perished. These casualties have been due to hu man negligence or Ignorance In large part, but nature has been destructive also. Tidal waves have swept away I.ftO, earthquakes 8,100, hurricanes K0, but cyclones thus far have been comparatively merciful, unless there shall prove to have been great loss of llfo by the one at Kurruehl. India, lasit week. In other cyclones about seventy have been killed. When to these totals Is added the sum of smaller cauaaltlea there can be little doubt that 10C7 will be known In history as the year of disaster. ' The cloud haa a silver lining, however. The total of gifts and bequeaths In all forms of philanthropy In less than six months of W1 Is larger that the total for tho twelve months of X being JlO.aui.i. as compared with J106,2Sl,(o8. And never have there been Ave months during the last twenty-five years In which the total of mbeizlement and various forms of de falcation has been as small as in thla first five months bf 1W7. i Wisdom Hunts roily. Pittsburg Dispatch. When the Pennsylvania company yester day raised the age limit of employment froto thtrty-flve to forty-five yaars rt aa kaowledged a mistake -In placing the or k lnal quarantine. It only remalna now for It to remove tba-embargo from any age to get on solid ground. II is Ut luau, not his age, that ovuat TIRED AND SICK YET MUST WORK "Man may work from sun to son bat woman's work ia never done," In order to keep the home neat and pretty, the thlldreo well dresaed and tidy, woiu n overdo and often suffer in sllcnoe, drifting along from bad to worse, knowing well tliut they onght to have help to overcome the paius and aches which doll make Ufa a burden. It is to these women that Lydia E. Plukliam's Vegetable Compound, made from native roots and herbs, comes as a ble.wtng. When the spir its are deDreiscd. the head and back aches, there are dmgging-down pains, nervousness, BleeplcsannAa, snd reluctance to go anywhere, these are only symptoms which unless heeded, are soon followed by the worst forms of Female Complaints. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound keep the feminine organism ina strong and healthy condition. It cares IoUatnination, Ulceration, displacements and orgunlc troubles. In preparing for child-birth and to carry women safely through the Change of Life it is most efficient. Mrs. Augustus Lyon, of Ksst Karl, Pa., writes' Dear Mrs. Pink ham: "For a long time I suffered from female troubles and hadallkinds of aches and pains in the lower part of back and sides, I could not sleep and had no appetite. Sinco taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and following the advice which you gave me I feel like a new woman and I cannot praise your medicine too highly." flrs. PlnkharrTs Invitation to Women Women suffering from any form of fomale weakness are invited to write Mrs I'inkham. at Lynn, Mass. Out of her vrst volume of ex perience, she probably haft the very knowledge that will help your ease. Her advice is free ana always KEEP THE POWDER DRY. An Advanced Jlnsro Torna In a Fire Alarm. Washington Post. If Japan Is resolved on a war with the I'nlted States the fight will be over before tribe of Smug, and their name Is legion in tho completion of the Panama canal. The this great country, havo shown us that a war between Japan and the V'nlted States Is a moral Impossibility. Nevertheless, we would advlso Vncle Snm that there Is more water In the Pacific than there Is In the Atlantic to float the American navy, and it would be the part of wisdom to dispatch at least a score of our most formidable craft to stregthen our forces In the American Oc cident and the Asiatic Orient. If there Is going to bo no war the presence of our navy In the Pacific enn do no great harm, and If the war should come some several fleets of our battleships round about California, Oregon, Washington. Hawaii and the Philippine archipelago would do a power of good. The leading statesmen of Japan say for publication that the friendship be tween the United States and Japan is too Intimate and too traditional ever to be sev ered; but If one will take the trouble to read Thusydldes he will find that the La cedaemonians talked that very way about the Athenians Just before the momentous war of the Peloponnesus broke loose. "And Joab said to Amasa, Art In health, my brother? And Joab took Amasa by the beard with the right hand to kiss him. "But Amasa took no heed to the sword that was in Joab's hand; so he smote him therewith in the fifth rib, and shed out his bowels to the ground.'. That Is a history that Is precedent for ten thousand treasons among Christian peoples, and the Japa are heathen. If the amity be tveen the two countries that began when Commodore Perry lighted the torch of civ ilisation on Japanese soil Is as deep-rooted as the Japanese chancellor says It' Is Japan can take no offense It we should take meas ures to keep our powder dry while trusting In God. . One thing Is evldent-the Jingoes of JaplTh -om welcome war. They have argued that this country Is craven from the circum stance that California surrenderee us con stltutlnal rights to a treaty. We may have to fight to bring Japan to a sense of Its error In that particular. Another thing Is certain. If the war comes this country will get fighting mad. and Japan will be lucky if the end of It does not witness Its relegation to a fourth or fifth-rate power. . We've got the money and the men, ana what ships we lack we can make. " PERSONA!. NOTES. The courageous Charles F. Lummls. au thor of a book called "Tne aiii nurro," has dared to call upon tne grcai exposer of nature-fakers, n,. att!. university ptofessor who has been telling young people not to marry while the cost of living is so nun think he is out of range of the big stick. a .ioh ruiio man who went to an eastern satltorlum In l, palacs car says he re .i.rf hi. health walking home, a distance of 625 miles. And no institution excels the eaatern sanitarium In the art Ot maaing the walk home Inevitable. n.Mninh TTiimer. a clerk In tho office of the adjutant general at Washington, has Just completed fifty years of continuous service In the employ of the government. am to thla country from nia noma in. rwmanv when he was B years of age, and for a Bhort time served aa a drummer boy In the army. Th. commencement exercises at Wells colkige, New York, have been marred for the drl araduates because a daisy chain la . ,ni feature, and this June Is so cold that ' the usual growth of daisies In the ..i.hhnrhnod haa failed. Let the girls cheer up. AH they have to do la to Join hands, and they will form a pretty daisy chain. New Tork City,- with a population of about 1.000,000, haa a debt larger than the total funded debt of the next twenty five cities taken In the order of their population. The per capita debt of New York City la $146.38, while the average per capita debt In the other cities Is M3.46. 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Thousands ot spectators assembled on the Eads bridge and the levee In St. Louis saw flowcr-cov- ered models df the Monitor and Merrlmao launched on the Mississippi river, in mem ory of nn;'l heroes who sank beneath the waters in the river battles during the civil war. The models were constructed by Law rence Fay, a naval veteran who had wit nessed the fight between the original crafts. Captain P. L. Johnson of the United States navy was master of ceremonies. As the flower-filled models were borne away by the current salutes were fired, and the as semblage sang "America." The miniature boats bore the request that the models be allowed to float down to sea and sink In salt water. In Omaha a boat filled with flowers was launched on the Missouri river, the services there being under the auspices oi tne woman s Kener corps. Trio boat boro a note asking all Anders to push It Into the stream should it land anywhere. TRIFLES LIGHT AS AIR. Screggs This China trouble grows mora and more distressing. Mrs. Scragxs I should say It did! That stupid girl broke two more of my beat platos today. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Alexander had Just named a city for his horse. "It was cheaper than naming the horse," ho remarked aentcntlously. It was plain he had played a sura thing. New York Sun. v "I'm done with the east," said Skinner. "I'm going out to the wild and woolly west. That's the place for a hustler like me." ' serves. Philadelphia Press. . '"I'ift surprised that you should be so In terested In watching those silly dudes." ' "Force of habit, I gunss. I'm president of a real estate Improvement company." . "Well?" "Well, they're a vacant lot." Indianap olis News. "Mercy, where does all that . profanity come from?' "From Bingley's garage. He's In there trying to tinker up his car In time to get to church." Cleveland Plain Dealer. . The regular patron was Indignant as the waiter spilled the soup. 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