OMAHA DAILY BEE: RATUKIUY. MAY 27i
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Our New York Buyers Sale, the Greatest Bargain Event of the Season
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Big Sioe Sae
Safureay
Men's patent colt, vici kid and
gun metal, Union Made, $3 and
$3.50 Shoes .; $2.50
Men's $2.50 and $3 Work Shoes
at $2.00
Boys' best quality School Shoes,
Batin calf, dongola and box calf,
every pair guaranteed, $2, $1.50
and $1.19
Little Boys', of same quality,
. $1.50 and 98c
Child's splendid quality School
Shoes, $1.35, $1 and 25c
Women's $2.50 and $3 hand turn
vici kid and patent colt oxfords
at $1.98
Women's $2 oxfords, all sizes,
at $1.50
Men's nice cool canvas oxfords,
the $1.50 kind, Saturday $1
Women's white canvas, Union
. Made Gibson ties, large eyelets,
the same as sold by other stores
at $1.50 S1.25
Special Shirt Sae Saturday
Sample Shirts Worth to $1.50 at 49c
Over 500 Dozen Men's Shirts in silks, madras, percales,
. chambrays, mohair bosoms, etc., with soft collars or with
out collars, all new spring styles that would sell regularly
to $1.50 choice 49c
Our New York Buyer's Sale Women's Garments Begins Saturday
For months pant we have been preparing for this greatest of all great garment bargain evint. Our Now York resluVnt buyer, Mr. Calkins his eipended his best efforts for the suc
ceRS and we believe has succeeded in bringing together hero the very Ittwt Airtment of Women's tiarrvint linrgiilii Kver shown; being In constant touch with eastern market con
ditions he has purchased the very cream of the garment Ilargaln offerings which, on accqunt of the exceptionally backward season, have been manv. The styles arc all absolutely new
and quality superior to any ever shown in Omaha at our sale price. A $50,000 stock of Women's Suits Skirts Coats WaUta, wmppers nncl children's and infants' wear. The surplus
stock of seven well known manufacturers will be offered during the next 10 days in the snle at from , to urtt.al retail value. Mr. Calkins will be here to personally superintend thU
greutest garment sale ever attempted In this city. Any purchase mode .during this sulo thut Is not iKrfx.tly satisfactory, may be returned and purchase price will be cheerfully refunded.
$30 Tailor Suits $12.50
Over 300 handsome tailor suits from
Shaff &' Selberman and James Brady,
N. T., all strictly high class tailored
garments In great assortment of plain
and fancy colored materials, sizes 32
to 44, pony, Eton, Princess Chap and all
best styles, Jackets silk lined through
out, skirts made extra wide, regular
values to 130.00 at fll2.R0 and $0.05
$23 Silk Suits at $12.30
A magnificent lot of silk suits In
Jumper, dress and shirt waist styles
from Homenthal & Meyer, Green St.
N. Y. Almost unlimited assortment of
plain and fancy taffetas, pleated Bkirts
4 H to 5 yds. wide, all newest designs,
waists beautifully trlmmod, regular
values up to $25.00, the greatest
values ever shown in Omaha at $12.50
and $8.00.'.
$12.50 Silk Coats, $5.03.
A splendid line of stylish garments,
made of Slmond's best taffetas, aa
shown in 16th street windows, at,
choice $5.95
$10.00 Skirt at $.1.03.
700 handsome Dress Skirts from Kata
& Quint, the well known New York
manufacturers, In fancy stripe, check,
plaid and plain colors, panamas, ser
ges, etc., values to $10.00. . .3.95
$3.00 Wash Skirts at $1.50.
Over CO dozen Wash Skirts in both
white and colors, made of Indian
Head ducks and linens, regular $2.50
and $3.00 values $1.50
-TT a f - - - 1 X . -
jyF$-t&FV' $3.tX) CWldnui' Coats, $1.05.
Over 100 in the lot, box styles, In plain
reds, blues, tans, plaids and fancies,
great snap at $1.05
60c Children's Dresses -lOtf
$1.60 Children's Dresses Gl
$2.00 Children's Dresses Dot?
Infants' Wear at About Half Usual
Prices.
$10.00 Covert Coats, $4.05.
"K great line of Covert and fancy plaid
coats from Manhelmer & Kasse, all
new styles, regular values up to $10,
sale price $4.95 and $2.05
$4.00 and $5.00 Wah Suits, $1.50.
Mostly sample garments in lawns, mad
ras, ginghams, etc., all newest styles
and colors for spring, garments us
ually Bold at $4.00 and $5.00, In this
sale $1.50
$10.00 Wash Suits, $4.03.
A big line of handsome Wash Suits In
fine lawns, mulls, etc., whlto, pinks,
tans, blues, etc., trimmed with tucks,
laces and fine embroideries, values
up to $10.00 at $4.05 and $2.05
$1.50 Waists at tlOc.
In lawns, madras and Testings. . ,C0
$1.00 and $2.50 Walsta at . ...l)5
$4.00 Jap and Net Waists, greatest
lvalues ever shown, at $1.05
From 8:0 till 0:30 a, in. Women a
Kimonos 12Vs
From O till 10 a. m. Women's 1.50
long Kimonos, at GO
We Show Griffon Shirts in
100 different patterns in all
best materials, with ojvitli
out cuffs attached, sot or
pleated o'ms, best tUue
shown ijn OrnAhjp, at $1.50
and . :.S2.00
lScXXftiara 4 for 85c A great stock of over 1,000 dozen high grade
iinen and rubber collars, all sizes, newest styles, all new, clean
stock, regular 16c values 4 for , 25
Warm Weather Shirts, with
soft collars, shjSwn in silks,
silk and woqY, silk and lin
en, etc., inf all the newest
colors, 6r summer wear;
" grt'dtest variety shown in
Omaha at $1, $1.50 and up
to $3.50
Millinery Sale Extraordinary
Genuine Imported Parisian Pat
tern Hats on sale at less than
Half Original Cost We were
fortunate in securing the entire
lino of Paris Pattern Hats froir
one of the most prominent Mil
linery Importers. Trimmings
alone in nearly every case
worth more than we ask in Sat
urday's sale 45 exquisite de
signs to select from $35 to $55
values at $8.50, $10, $12, $15
and .....20
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HANDSOMH TRIMMED HATS
Entire Stock of a prominent Chicago
maker, all latest style Ideas on sale,
Hats worth $3.50 to $5.00 at
choice $1.50
Hats worth $5.60 to $7.60 at
choice ..$2.50
CHILDREN'S STREAMERS
Trimmed Hats special lfi
Children's Streamer Trimmed Hats,
special 49
Children's Flower Trimmed Hats,
special 60
Children's Flower Trimmed Hata at
$1.50 up to $5.00
Evory Lady in Omaha should see
our special display of imported pattern
hat bargains Saturday, we want you
to come, whether you expect to buy or
inot, we're always pleased to show
goods.
Remarkable Bargains in
Sheet Music
50 Cent Music at 2Jc Per Copy
Any 11 copies 25 cents.
Add 1 cent per copy postage In ordering
by mall.
"Poet and Peasant" (overture) piano
"Trovatore Selections" piano)
"It was not so to be" (vocal)
."Sextet from Lucia" (piano)
"Spring Song" (Mendelssohn)
"Palm Branches" (sacred song)
"Value E flat Durand"
"Lost Chord" (vocal)
Muslo teachers and students will find the
following easy pieces very attractive. On
sale Saturday only at 2c:
"On the Meadow" (Llchner)
"Tuli Llchner"
"Cinderella" March
"Little Bo-Peep"
"Jack and Jill"
"Robinson Crusoe"
"Little Fairy Walti"
Hundreds of others to seloct from.
Latest popular music on special sale at
8V4 cent per copy.
China Department
Specials
Decorated English Porcelain Cups and
Saucers per set of 6 40
Decorated English Porcelain Dinner Plates,
per set of 6 33J
Handled Sherbets, fine crystal 3
Water Tumblers, fine flint blown, er
graved, on Sale 3 for 106
Near Cut Glass Water Pitchers. Special
Saturday, each 10
Highest Grade Wall
Papers
At Les Price Than Elsewhere
To look over our lines is to con
vince yourself not only that our
showing of new designs is most com
plete but our values superior.
GET OUR PRICES FIRST
You'll certainly conclude to buy here. We
are showing
Kitchen Papers, Beet grade at 5k and
Dining Room and Parlor Papers at 84 up
Anything you want from the most mod
erate In cost to the finest Qualities.
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THE RELIABLE TWB
Special Saturday
Sale
Ladies' Knit and Mus
lin Underwear
Muslin Underskirts worth to
$2.50, with deep laco or embroid
ery flounces, mostly sample gar
ments, remarkable bargains at
sale price $1.50
Corset Covers that sold to $1.00,
daintily trimmed garments,
snap at 49c
Ladies Gowns made full and long, nicely
trimmed, great bargain at 08 S 75
and 400-
Corset Covers In splendid assortment of
dainty designs trimmed with laces. In
sertion and wash ribbons at . -25
Ladles' Knit Vesta, pure white long
Bleoves and high nock, very special
at 25
Ladies Llalo Vests, low neck, sleeveless,
sold rogularly to COc, while they
last 15
Boys' Union Suits In all sizes, short
sleeves and knee length, ankle length
and long sleeved, special bargain
at 49
Boys' Palbrlggan Vests and Pants, fine
quality In all sizes, remarkable values
&t 25
Another Great Glove Sale
$2.00 Long Silk Cloves at 98c
100 Dozen Fine Silk Gloves, secured by our Now York
buyer at a bargain, black and white, with double finger and
new laco arm effects, regular $2.00 values, in Saturday's
sal 08c
Ladies' Long Silk Gloves, full lG-button length, in all want
ed shades, very best values shown in Omaha, at $2.50, $2,
f5 and $1.50
Ladies' Short Gloves in all well known brands, such as Kay
ser, etc., black, 'white or colors at DSc, 75c and 50c
Ladles' Lisle Gloves, 16-button length In blacks or greys, worth to $1 26
on Bale at J,l
Ladles' Short Lisle Gloves, black and colors at ka .ni f-ft!
WiS!1 ?i!wa1?!?.b.U.t.t??.,.e.n.8th" aU 6,208 d "PlS
iinjniiui.wwmim.iiuu
Sample Line of Furnishings
Secured by our New York buyer at most surprising
bargain prices. On sale Saturday. Greatest variety and
best bargains ever shown in Omaha at Saturday prices.
Don't miss them,
Men'g Summer Underwear Sample garments ' of very
finest qualities, all silk, silk and lisle, pure lisle and fin
est cotton garments that would sell regularly up to $4,
Saturday at 50c, 75c and 98c
Men's Union Suits worth to $5, in silk and lisles, all lisle
or finest cottons, wonderful bargains Saturday in four
lots, at 75c, $1, $1.50 and $2.00
Men's .Hose Manufacturers' and Importers' samples,
many full fashioned and worth to 75c, entire purchase
on sale in four lots at 5c, 10c, 12M-0 and 25c
Men's Belts worth to $1, entire sample Hne and surplus of
Hughes & Potter, all best leathers, gun metal, oxidized
and silver buckles choice Saturday, 25c and 50c
Men's Sample Suspenders, all high grade goods, such as Presidents,
-ui ""J.. luauy oi mem nne nana emDroldored and worth to
.-..25 and 30
$1.60, on tale Saturday at
tSond1 G0 Wrth regu,ar'y to 11.60,'Bpec'iai Batu7day
600
7.50 Panama Hats, 3,50
A great purchase of Men'B Panama Hats,
mostly Samples and worth regularly up
to $7.50, will be placed on Sale Satur-
day In one great lot at choice . .$3.50
Men's $2.50 Straw Sailors at $2.00
Men's $2.00 Straw Sailors at ....$1.50
Men's $1.60 Straw Sailors at ....$1.00
50c Boys' Caps In all newest styles, sizes
6 9s to 7. Snap at choice 25
Corsets
Hayden's, Greatest Grocery, Fresh Vegetable, Fruit; Meat, Butter, Cheese Departments in Omaha
la uars Best Family Laundry
oaP ...25c
1 lb. pkg. Best Corn Starch . ,4Hc
Pint Bottle Pure Tomato Cat-
UP .8)ic
Peanut Butter, per Jar c
1 Jar Pure Fruit Preserves . .8Hc
Fancy Queen Olives, Stuffed or
Plain, per bottle , .oc
Bromangelon, Jellycon or Jello,
Per pkg 7c
Herring with Tomato Sauce, per
c" 17 He
Fresh Herring, per can.... 12 He
Oil or Mustard Sardines, per
can ... 8Jic
Worcester Sauce, per bottle .8&c
1-lb. can Fancy Alaska Sal
mon joo
Gallon Cans, Peaches, Plums,
Pears, or Grapes 35c
Gallon Can Pumpkin or Ap
ples 25c
2 lb Can Fancy Sweet Sugar
Corn 4,e
2 lb. Can Fancy Wax String, or
Lima Beans 7 He
3 lb. can Golden Pumpkin, Hom
iny, Squash, Sauer Kraut, Baked
Beans, or Apples 74 a
3 lb. Can Solid Packed Toma
toes 0o
Fancy California Prunes, per lb. 4o
Fancy Cleaned Currants, per lb . Do
Fancy Imported Apples, per lb. Oc
Fancy Muscatel Raisins, per lb.Oo
Fancy Seedless Raisins, lb. . .7 He
Omaha's Greatest Fresh Fruit aud
Vegetable Market.
Fresh Spinach, per peck 5o
2 Bunches Frerti Asparagus. . . ,5c
5 Bunches Fresh Onions ..... .5c
Fresh Peas, per quart 5o
0 Bunches Fresh Radishos ,,..Oc
6 Bunches Fresh Pie Plant ... ,5c
Large Cucumbers, each 5c
2 Heads Fresh Leaf Lettuce ..5o
Freah Wax or String Beans, per
'b 6c
Fancy Late Red Cranberries, per
quart . . . . ; .60
Fancy Ripe Tomatoes, per lb. 10c
Large Florida Pineapples,
each 7 Ho
Large Egg Plant, each ....... lOo
8 Bunches Fresh Carrots, Boots,
or Turnips lOo
96 size Fancy Highland Navel
Oranges that sold everywhere for
00c dozen, our price per doz. 85c
Butter & Cheese Sale Prices
Fancy Dairy Butter, per lb., 18c;
Fancy Separator Creamery ilutter, lb.,
23c; the Flnrt Creamery made, noth
ing' better, and (old In packages for
much hlaher prlcen, for thU al, per
lb., 25c; F'ancjr Full Cream Cheese,
per lb., lie; Sap Baro Choena, each,
7 He; Neufehatel Cheeae, each. So,
We carry the flneat line of Single
Driving Jlarm-M In the city, and re
tail It at wholnnale prices before
buying ee Haydon'e first.
TRY HAYDEWS FIRST
The most Complete Stock ever shown In
the west, there's not a style or dependable
make, but Is ehown here In complete as
sortment. A perfect fit is essential for
comfort and style, we're prepared to sup
ply the need.
Nemo Self Reducing Corsets for stout
figures shown In all new models and
materials at $3.00
LaGreque Corsets double boned throughout
at up from $1.50
W. B. Nuform In all latest models, light
weight materials, at $3.00 to... $1.00
75c Batiste Corsets, long hip, hoae sup
porters attached. Snap at .'40
Haydens' for Meats
Our greatly Increasing business
Is due to two principles In our
buying and soiling: Only Highest
Quality, Very Lowest Prices.
Here's Just three of the many
saving values:
Leaf Lard Saturday, 12 lbs. $1.00
Sirloin Steak from native etere,
per pound 12 Ho
Small Pig Pork Loins, lb....0Hc
Throughout you'll find the
values just the same.
The Last Big Sale
on Netting
Poultry wire Is very high now, we did hot
raise the prices with the other stores but
are Btill selling at for Ho per foot in
rolls, c by the piece.
Fly screon wire, best quality, In any
amounts, per foot lHc Saturday will
be the laat sale at these prices, (after
this 2c).
Two-burner Gasoline Stove, $2.95 quality
tomorrow $1.70
6-foot Step Laddors, one more sale at Kn
Worth $1.25 each. V
(2 doion) Pkgs Beet white clothes pins,
each worth 5c, tomorrow two for ..54k
98c Strong Ironing Board with Stand
10 quart galvanized water pall ....1K
Largest Wash Tub Made, Galvanized worth
88c- only 50
Extra Heavy, Copper Bottom Wash Boiler
Strong Handles worth $2.95, one more"
BAlo
Best Rubber Garden How" CutV m?
foot lengths, coupled up free, per foot
7Hc, HC, llMc, ibhc and lane!
Carpenters' aud Mechanics' Sale.
uiumons saws. No. 12
each
Dlastons Saws, D 8
Humas & Beckiey 'llammerV No
76a d".8.5.0' 4 nd 9C' "rth'sBc.
"each0'!1?6! ,'I'Itciei worth $?.? f
David MaydolV Hammer' No'.' lV Md?f
each 46c and oA
Worth 60o and 75o.
2 foot Box Rules, each ,
?M.,Eagale.Bluar' 3 foot. each i
This 1b for Saturday only. X.1U
grade, 28-ln.,
91.00
grade, 26-ln.,
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WHEN TWINS MEET TWINS
Chicatt Van Telia Etory of Iitereetint
Eitnatioa Developed in Cmiha.
BROTHERS AND SISTERS LYNCH MELT
Vw Omaha Telegraphers and Two
llao(iipktri from Sioux vttr
Parties to Hovel Dlaacr
' la Thla ntr.
Twins sweethearts of twins seems quite
Unreal, but for twins to be sweethearts
of twins and all four have the same sur
name, the buys resembling each other
perfectly and the glila bearing sucii a
Striking llksness that their frelnds can
not distinguish them when together, out
does the nighty Imagination of any fic
tion writer. Nevertheless such a circum
stance does eilst In reality, an J the prin
cipals are In Omaha. Blous City and Chi
cago, says the Sunday Record-Herald of
the latter city.
Gertrude aud Agnes Lynch of Omaha
are pretty brunettes, twin sisters, and In
the smallest detail they besr an exact
resemblance. Not only are their features
g perfect similarity, but their height and
vea weight are identical, and erory
charming characteristic of each is dupli
cated la the other. Their tastes la ovary
respect are alike, and hence they areas
alike, arrange their hair In the same stylo,
and every expression of the face Is Iden
tical. Both the girls are telegraph oper
ators, Gertrude having charge of tho
branch ofnee In The Omaha Uee building
and Agnes being employed In the malu
efflca
Joke on Elevotor Boy.
The elevator boy In The Bee building
began to doubt his sanity one mornlny
when Miss Gertrude stepped upun the ale
vctor and ascended to the ilfth floor. Not
that it was unusual for Miss Gertrude to
take the elevator, but when the boy came
down there on the first floor, right before
his eyes, was Miss Gertrude, again ready
for the trip. At least he thought It was
Miss Gertrude.
On the way up the second time the -presslon
on the boy's faco was a study,
and he gaped In wonderment at the young
woman, who, as he supposed, was capable
of descending five floors faster than the
elevator.
While the boy was trying to solve the'
situation Miss Gertrude had taken the
other elevator down, and again when the
youth descended there was the young
woman aguin ready to take the convey
ance. With dumfounded gaxe and a voice
filled with awe. he Inquired how In the
world she managed to get down before
he did. H was explained.
Such is the wonderful likeness of these
two young women, whose frtonds find It
Impossible to distinguish between them.
They wear nothing to assist In discrimi
nation. If one wore a pink ribbon and
the other a blue ribbon It might help
some, but thalr Usiea aca Identic!, and
so different colors would never do, and
their garments, jewelry and all adorn
ments are the same.
Albert and Walter Lynch are both Bloux
City boys, where they are very well known.
The resemblance between the boys Is none
the less remarkable than, between their
sweethearts. Uuth the boys are stenog
raphers by occupation, and both are orack
tennis players. They belong to the River
side Boat club of eiouz City and rank with
the best wlelders of the racquet who repre
sent that club. Walter Lynch Is still In
Bloux City, but Albert is now employed in
Chicago.
Grata Operator Tonfasod.
The agency employed by Cupid to bring
about this unusual romance was William B.
Dexter, a grain man, who formerly had of
fices In The Bee building. Mr. bextar was
the first to discover the remarkable coinci
dence of two pairs of twins of the same sur
name and of such startling resemblances.
Mr. lxter was acquainted with Gertrude
Lynch, the sister, who had charge of the
Western Union branch office In The Bee
building, but he had never heard of Agnes
Lynch. When Gertrude wants a few hours
of recuperation Agnes sometimes takes her
place.
Of course, Mr. Iexter did not necessarily
know thla and when he dropped Into the
branch olnce one morning to send a tele
gram he underwent a few minutes of utter
bewilderment. Agnes was there, and Ger
trude was recuperating.
"Good morning, Miss Gertrude," was his
greeting. "A delightful day, isn't UT"
yea, tba aa la guHe aellirhWul," was
the reply, "but I don't happen to be Ger
trude." "Why, I always understood that yoor
name was Gertrude, and ever since I have
known you and talked with you I have
always called you Gertrude, It sftems to me."
"You never called me Gertrude; beeldes, I
don't believe I have ever talked with you
or even seen you before. I have a sister
Oertrude, you know, and sometimes I take
her place for an hour or so."
Mr. Dexter was beginning to think ths
young woman was trying to play some sort
of a Joke upen him, when Mlas Oertrude
herself appeared upon the scene, and cheer,
fully spoke to everyone. Including the daxed
Mr. Dexter.
As the truth of conditions dawned upon
the grain man he was ready to buy the
bonbons. This wus the first step In Cupid's
most remarkably romantlo piot
Mr. Dealer's Joke.
It happened that Mr. Dexter was ac
quainted with the Sioux City boy twins, who
also possessed (he surname of Lynch, and
the temptations for a good joke were too
great for bven the busy grain man to re
sist, and ho arranged for a meeting between
tha four.
In conjunction with his daughter Mr.
Dexter gave a dinner partr at Ms fidme and
the four twins the two boys from Bloux
City and the two girls from Omaha were
among the bidden guests. Mr, Dexter dlu
realise what an Ideal meeting It might
turn out to be, fur he knew the excellent
qualities of the young men end of the young
w-men so far as attractiveness, geniality,
congunlallty aud accomplishment go. The
young women were 22, pretty and vivacious.
The boys were good looking, suBoeptfble to
feminine charms, prosperous, just about
a year older than the young women and
exaotly an inch taller. Everything pointed
to a romanoe, and Mr. Dexter left nothing
undone to make the meeting a big success.
To add to the surprise, the girls were
given the Impression that the boys were
tall, unattraotlva chap, and the boys were
told that the glrla were short, chubby young
women, for they were not particularly Im
pressed with elongated men nor were the
bays with short, chubby women. Rut all
fuur were curious to see twins by the nam
of Lynch, and It Is needless to say that the
dimier invitations were accepted.
Surprise Is Aareeable.
Th6 introduction at the dinner party in
volved nothing but the name of Lynch,
and the pleased expression on the faces
of all four as thoy surveyed each other
In surplBO convinced Mr, Dexter that the
vent was bound to be a success.
"Why, we thought you boys were great
tall men, and you're not at all," said Ger
trude. "Mr. Dexter told us that you were short,
chubby girls," replied Walter, "and It Is
needless to say that we are agreeably sur
prised." That the surprise was agreeable became
more manifest aa the party prTessed,
and though the young men were unable
to dlatingulsh Gertrude from Agnes and
tlie yuung women had the boys continually
confused, it fulled to mar the pleasure of
the meeting In the least, for the complete
similarity made portlallty impossible.
This was the Cist meeting, but by no
mean the last. Friendship was soon suo
ceeded by love, though no cne Is abso
lutely sure just which is In love with which.
They perhaps are not quite positive them
lve, but the romance exist among tb
four nevertheless.
All four are descendants of product of
the Emerald Isle, and all four are of the
Roman Cathollo faith. It 1 rumored that
there 1 to be a double wedding at no d!s
tant date, and tho girls are to act as
bridesmaids for each other, while the boys
will do service for each other a best man.
Clevelaad aad the Reporter.
When he was a candidate In UU. re
late Harper" Weekly, the late William
Dorshelmer thought that he hud warrant
to say that Mr. Clevelund, when governor,
had framed the Morrison tariff bill "the
horiaoiitsJ blll"-acd he said so to a news
paper correspondent, who repeated It In
on of his luttera Now Mr. Clevelend bo
lleved that, as governor of New Tork. he
hud nothing to do with federal legislation,
and h had given no authority for the
statement. He therefore denied the Im
peachment to the editor of the New York
Bun when he was asked. When this denial
wa published It did not aay that anyone
had Hod the young newspaper correspon
dent thought that he must be lust, that he
was discredited with a man for whom h
had aoqulred a deep reverence, and so he
hastened to Albany to propitiate his of
fended demigod. He naturally expeoted a
blast of Indignation, but he met a cheer
ful, large man, la a cheerful frame of
mind, who asked him to mok a cigar
with him aud Wilson blssell and the nierl-
torlou Ana-ar.
cJipril 'iTng C,S8r" th.
"Well, I guess you can . .,
Cleveland. "You're In toot f. V"M
.urrouudlng. r. propitious? "l
woka Almost everythins- a J, J
Tour .urroundlngs. X us to I
dar ta Buffalo'when ?a. V ?ha.
e.med to me to be e,oein', V',
T nt to my room b" ,
when they got there I founi them prft I
the bl, beer gardens. bt when I got ?hem
home they were different; I nilwld tha
.and on the floor and the JmPany
careful to gat In th. right company too
10 knew WW t'n'- Wh'n r"t
n a 1 th,nk Mk n, " That ...
11. and thejouthwa, haW)y
Krletly Correct.
A baniff. having long tried In vain to
Qoaker. at last resolved to adopt
the disguise of a Quaker himself, and so
fet Moes. to the Interior of the house.
He knocked accordingly at the door, m-
Q .'J' y,,en,1 Amlnaflab t homo
and If he oould see him.
The houaakaeper ,aid. "Walk in, friend,
and he shall see thee."
The bailiff, delighted to have got this
ucces. waa directed to wait; but after
waiting an hour he became Impatient, ran r
tho bell, and aald to tho servant. 'Thou
promised me X should Friend Amlrut
dab." -
"No. friend." answered she, -I promUr 4
he should see thee. He hath seen thee,
but he doth not like tUo."--,