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II UNGATE. Notary Public. WIIE1 Ot'T OP TOW. Subscribers leaving (be city tem porarily should hare Tbe Bee mailed to them. Address will be channed aa often as requested. A Chicago man has entertained his wife and three ex-wlves at a dinner. Can Plttsburf beat it? Paradoxically upeaklng, the timely rain should make the 'wheat come up and the price go dowu. I The mllleniuui may not have arrived at San Francisco, but the day of judg ment seems to be near at hand there. Two London architects are writing a book on "Bricklayer's English." Por tions of It may have to be printed on asbestos paper. Mayor Schmltz says Ruef Is a liar and Ruef retort j that Schinita is In competent. Apparently both men are tolling the truth. V'hen wheat Is worth $1 on tho farm Instead of in the grain pit of the Board of Trado, fewer farm boys will be heading for the city. Tho new deal In Chicago puts none but married policemen on duty in the red light district. It is in order for the Woman's club to protest. "Roosevelt discovered tho ten com mandments," says Senator Piatt The president was not searching Senator Piatt when be made the discovery. A man has been fined In Germany for sticking out his tongue at the em peror. That's almost as expensive as sticking out your tongue at a doctor. .The wise man will refuse to be lured Into participation in house cleaning by the stories now current of discoveries of large amounts of money under old carpets. Having visited the navy yards of the country, General Kuroki became really eloquent in delivering the mikado's message of peace and good will to America. "Mr. Bryan Is saving money," says tbe New York World. Yos, and in spite of his early efforts to the con trary, every dollar he saves is worth 100 cents In gold. A city census shows 17,000 more women than men in Washington. The women clerks In the departments can not get away as soon as congress ad journs, as the men do. Tho discovery by the bureau of cor poratlooa that tho Standard Oil Is defy Ing the law will come as a surprise to folks who have been led to believe that the OH trust was the law. Mayor Schiuitz has plactd tho affairs of Ean Francisco iu the hands of a committee of seven and Is now merely an "official figurehead," with the $ mark removed from the figures. The Department of Agriculture as serts that the mustard is the one plant that has lost none of its virility by cultivation. The department must have overlooked tbe meek and lowly dandelion. Jim Dahlnutn was known long before he was elected mayor of Omaha, World UvralJ. It might be added that the pros pects are Mayor "Jim" will be known much , longer before he is re-elected mayor of Omahn. For the first tltu on word, the re ceipts of the Po&lofflco department have exceeded the xpcndlture for tho Erst three months Of the year. The government's one business enterprise tM-ms to have been put ou a business taUa THE .XKVT 1STEHXAT10HAL1SM. The extent of America's Influence In the moral education of the world and Its power for good In the solution of problems affecting International af fairs are not generally appreciated, notwithstanding the remarkably rapid growth of American participation In world movements. Dr. Nicholas Mur ray Butler, president of Columbia uni versity, briefly calls attention to this new distinction in his address before the Mohonk peace conference, and welcomes It as an augury of tho splen did results promised by the applica tion of American Ideas and Ideals to the peaceable adjustment of Interna tional relations. It Is but a few days more than nine years since Admiral Dewey took break fast In Manila bay and opened negotia tions which resulted in the United Slates being given a performer's part In the "concert of powers," which had for generations had undisputed au thority In tho settlement of Interna tional affairs. From that modest be ginning Uncle Sam has been advanced until he Is nqw recognized as the leader of the International orchestra. The victory at Santiago gave America recognition as a sea power and cre dentials to all councils and conferences affecting world politics. With the ac quisition of the Philippines, the Mon roe doctrine, while still regarded as a western hemisphere proposition, fol lowed the flag and now furnishes in tangible but effective protection to the isles of the Pacific, and incidentally has given America a direct Interest In the moral welfare of all nations. America's Influence as a world power has been exerted with most notable results In effecting peaceful solution of problems long the cause of most serious complications among the other world powers. America's presence In China during the Boxer uprising pre vented the partition of the empire and perhaps a general European war be tween the powers anxious to divide or fight for the spoils. Later, American participation In the Algeclras confer ence forced an agreement between France and Germany, fixing their spheres of Influence in ' Morocco. American Influence was again courage ously exerted to bring about the peace of Portsmouth, at a time when such action by any European power to end the war between Russia and Japan would undoubtedly have been the sig nal for enlarging the field of hostilities. American friendly guidance for Santo Domingo and Venezuela has brought peace and prosperity to those countries In place of recurrent visits of foreign warships on debt-collecting missions. American overtures have done more than all other influences to halt the Congo atrocities and check persecu tion In Russia, Roumanla and Turkey. Dr. Butler rightly congratulates the world upon America's contribution to tho new internationalism, because our activity has done so much to elevate the ethical standard of International relations and develop world morality. OOVERXOR T1VQHEH' VIC TORT. The bi-partisan political machine In New York has surrendered uncondi tionally to Governor Hughes, after a most hitter fight over the "Public Utilities" bill, a measure framed un der the personal direction of the gov ernor and made, by reason of peculiar political conditions, the test of power between him and the dominant forces in the management of tho allied re publican and democratic machino,man- ipulators of the state. la the earlier stages cf tho fight a sufficient number of republican sena tors joined with the democratic minor ity to prevent favorable action upon tbe measure and an effort was made, by holding It up, to force the governor to make certain concessions deemed essential by the machine managers for their continuation In power. The gov ernor boldly refueod to listen to over tures, but declared that unless the utilities measure was passed by the legislature he would appeal to the peo ple and continue calling special ses sions of the legislature until he se cured a redemption of the party's plat form pledges on the subject. Tho gov ernor's attitude aroused such enthusi asm among the voters that the recal citrants In the legislature withdrew their opposition and the bill Is now a law. . The enactment of the bill is a sig nificant triumph for the governor and the people, as It places the control of regulation of public corporations, both in New York City and the state, in tbe hands of commissions, to be ap pointed by the governor, and removes them from the hands of the political machines lu New York City, which have alweys used them for political, if not personal, profit. Honest enforce ment of the new law promises much for the public in tho way of better ser vice from the franchlced corporations e.tii freedom from their domination in municipal politics. Incidentally, the victory of Governor Hughes will bring him Into more prominence In the polit ical field thr.t is cot bounded by state lines. TUK SJ.VB OLD STORY, Some of the rmooth railroad lobby ists who were In attendance upon the late Nebraska legislature must have smuggled themselves In as delegates to the meeting of the National Asso ciation of Manufacturers in New York. The assoctaticyi listened to and adopted a report from its committee on Interstate commerce embodying al most verbatim, with a few extra flour ishes, the piteous picas entered against the enactment of the 2-cent fare law In this state. Tbe committee's report sees In the movement "an Indirect attack ou pub lic Interest." It la aurc that the roads will have to be "coiupccfated" by Liuher freight chargtt or give poorer service, and even then may be thrown into bankruptcy. No ono but "an ex perienced railroad man" should touch any law pertaining to railroads. No Improvements and extensions may be expected if the law-makers Interfere with tho rate-makers and, "finally, the effect of such legislation would be a lowering of the value of railroad property practically amounting to a confiscation." The proof of the pudding, however, Is In the eating. The same tearful tales were told at Lincoln, coupled with dismal predictions of more dro disaster, but the 2-cent fare is a fact In Nebraska and the railroads here are still doing business at the old stand. What contributed as much as any thing to force the 2-cent fare In this state was the apparent selfishness of certain manufacturers and jobbers who, having secured a 2-cent mileage book for their commercial travelers, put themselves in the attitude of ob jecting to extending the samo privi lege to other people. Tho contention that railroad rates should never be reduced because the effect would be "a lowering of the value of railroad property amounting to confiscation" would apply as well to reducing freight rates as to passen ger rates, and if valid would mean that railroad charges would always go up and never go down. The National Association of Manufacturers Is either lending its name to a bunch of rail road lobbyists in disguise or It Is woe fully Ignorant of existing conditions and the prevailing temperament of the peoplo. BAXQUETtXQ TPK HODOKS. The slllyvseason has opened earlier than usual at Chicago, despite the late Bprlng, cold weather, green bug and other factors that have served to keep the average mind diverted from occu pations that naturally Invite the atten tion of the Fool Killer. Dr. B. L. Reitman, founder of the Brotherhood Welfare association, inaugurated the simple season by giving a most elabo rate dinner at a hyphenated restaurant to 120 genuine tramps and hoboes, in cluding all the thirty-third degreo members of the species who could be rounded up for the occasion. Tho lodging houses, barrel-houses, box cars and gutters were scoured by agents of the association with invita tions for these "soldiers of misfor tune," skilled in the high art of living without work, and the responses were generous. It was the most represen tative gathering of Weary Willies held since tho last opening of a free lunch ealoon on South Water street. The purpose of the association, ac cording to Dr. Reitman, Is to find work for every man applying to it. "What ever the man needs," says the doctor, "we give to him If we can clothes, food, encouragement or a job; we don't care whether he Is good, bad or Indifferent, so long as he has reached the bottom of the ladder." That all Bounds nice and interesting, from the standpoint of a professional sociologist with a theory and money to experi ment, but it does not convince the practical citizen as holding any possi ble promise of good In the settlement of the hobo question or encouragement to deserving unfortunates. In the first place, even in Chicago, there Is little need of sympathy for able-bodied men out of employment. With "Men Wanted" signs on the doors of nearly every mill and factory, with employers offering fancy wages for workmen in every line of commercial and Indus trial activity, the man without em ployment Is almost Invariably so from choice and he merely laughs at the dreams of the sociologist and takes the good things offered In the eating line. The information acquired in a sociological study of vagrants at a free feed will be about as valuable as a bent pin and will add nothing to the store of human knowledge. In Chicago, as In every largo city, there 13 a field for real philanthropic work In seeking out the unfortunates too timid to beg and too honest to steal and extending aid to them In stead of wasting time, money and un necessary sympathy on professional hoboes. Of course, Dr. Reitman has the privilege to Indulge his whims, but a primary lesson In sociology should convince him that a hobo proud of his calling will work at nothing that does not promise to add cumulative evi dence In support of the truth of the old saw about a fool and his money. Here Is an example of sour grapes from the Lincoln Star: Omaha Is very welcome to the use of Governor Sheldon for its trade excursion to the 1'aelllo coast. Mr. Sheldon's presence In the crowd will .glvo to the excursion a state-wide Importance and lie will tell the people In hla western speeches that Omaha Is not the whole thing. If Lincoln would put lu half aa much time and effort at building Itself up as It does at pulling Omaha down It might accomplibh more. The State Railway commission has been figuring out the ratio of mileage in Nebraska to total mlleago of the different railroad systems as eompared with tho ratio of their net earnings in Nebraska to total earnings. The chances are that the railroad book keepers computed the total earnings on the basis of mileage, and, It so, the state commissioners are simply figur ing In a circle. Consul Anderson is giving American dealers advice on bow to ship coal to Brazil. It is hoped the dealers defer the lesson until they learn how to ship coal to Minnesota and North Dakota in the wlntPr time. No interest is being paid by either city or county oa outstanding general fund warrants aa unusual situation for Omaha unJ Doup,!as county. There la to cotd I'kS'ua why titter tlty or county should ever pay Interest on warrants as long as It has money In the bank, and this could and should bo mado a certainty by abolishing the foolish limitations requiring separa tion of funds. Slnco their advent into office a year ago tho democratic mayor and council have set afloat one new twenty-five-year telephone franchise and one fifteen-year garbage monopoly, and are now trying to lay the foundation for a new gas franchise The distri bution of franchises proved a very profitable business In San Francisco. Former Senator Allen Is still talking about testing the new direct primary law on the ground that it Invades the secrecy of the ballot. The Nebraska supreme court passed on this very question when the Douglas county di rect primary law was up for Interpre tation, but perhaps the ex-senator ex pects the court to reverse Itself. The Indians on the Wind River reservation In Wyoming have con sented to let the government open up their lands to oil and mineral prospec tors. The consent of a reservation Indian is usually Bccured very much like the consent of a railroad passen ger to the polite request of a train robber. Mayor "Jim" says he wants to find out whether a contract entered into by the city is binding. The ordinary rule of law Is that a contract binding on one party Is binding on both, and it ought not to require a long-drawn law suit with big attorneys' fees to be paid by the taxpayers to find this out. Is lie on Ground Floor? Washington Herald. Mr. Cleveland laments "the unfortunate dissensions Inside the democratic party." But does Mr. Cleveland speak as one with Inside Information? Deeds Are What Count. Minneapolis Journal. The way to check the ravages of the green 'bug Is not to sit around In the post office and talk about It, but to get out In the field and rub the bug between two shingles. fobllclty of the Slum. New York Sun. Son a tor Foraker deserves the thanks of at least somo of his opponents. He Is bringing national notoriety to several pa triots who hitherto have been unknown to fame outside their home state. Giving Themselves Away. Wall Street Journal. Confession seems to be the order of the day. A clergyman confesses his guilt In marrying a divorced person, a San Fran cisco boss confesses his 'guilt In selling government to corporations, and a promi nent railroad confesses Its guilt In violating tbe anti-rebate bill. Fortunate In Ilia Foes. New York World. Again there Is talk of a combination of far western politicians against President Roosevelt on account of bis public land and forest program. Of course land thieves and their friends do not like a "vigorous campaign against land thievery, But la not the president favored by fortune in his foesT Corporate Indifference to Law. Springfield Republican. It may be that the anthracite coal roads are Intending to Ignore the act of con gress requiring them to dispose of their coal lands by. May 1 of next year, as the Standard Oil company Is practically ignor ing another section of the new rate law. Tho Delaware & Hudson company, Instead of selling coal lands, has been adding to Its holdings, and so far as appears nothing has been done by the other oool roods In preparation for complying with tho new law. , A REPRESENTATIVE AMERICAN. Dlstlnarnlshed Career of major E. IJ. fonser Of Iowa. Philadelphia Press. Major Edwin Hugh Conger, who died last Saturday, will be best remembered by the present generation as the foremost American of the siege of Peking In 1900. That he played a creditable part In those tense, dramatic scenes everybody knows; but how creditable was that part the world has yet to learn. The freely expressed opinion of the men and women who were besieged with him is that he was the strongest figure In those days that tried men's souls. Other nations showered honors upon their representatives In the slego; Major Conger was content with the consciousness of duty well done, and with the honor and affection of the men and women who were In the best position to understand his worth; He must have known that It was a cause of regret to the besieged that hn was not a doxen of the diplomatic corps. In soundness of Judgment, appreciation of the conditions of an unprecedented situa tion and an unruffled courage, he was tho foremost among the official representatives of the nations who were penned up W the close confines of the olego. In hourly dan ger of massacre. In simple, unassuming democracy, also, Minister Conger was a typical American. He was the most accessible and paternal official In the siege; even tho subjects of other nations .were accustomed to go to Mm for news and counsel. As It was In the hour of danger, so also It was through out Minister Conger's entire career at Peking, lie nver played to the galleries nor sought the notice of the public. But every American In China believed In him and found him a friend and protector. It is common report In China that this government has never had a representative at Peking who worked more assiduously and conscientiously for the Interest of Americans. Although always a gentleman, Minister Conger never lost his plain Americanism In an atmosphere of aristocratic Anglo'um. He did not aspire to be a social linn or to play the gamo of parlor politic. In fact, he demonstrated the futility and short sightedness of this sort of diplomatic career by winning for himself a place at the Chinese court more enviable than that ever held by any other foreign minister. Mrs. Conger, ltltewlse, was closer to the empreds dowager than any other white person; indeed, the friendship of the Con gers with tbe Chinese court has continued to this day. In the death of Major Concer tlieri packed away a type of Uie best American citizen and public servant. His name re mained spotless to the end: his works grew In Importance the longer they were contemplated. Cltlncn, soldier, statesmen. u:an, Kdwln Hugh Corner was honored In life, and Lo Is mourned In death. E'en 4s be trrd. that dav to Ood P wnlk.Ml he from h birth. In f.tmj-l n. r,s r-nd frntifi.tjs und H rlrKii o.li-th. O THK PltEirETI l, FIRHO t,M Preliminary Warming; 1 p of Uepnb llean Aspirants. Philadelphia Record (Jem.). Nothing could be more opportune than the proposed reunion of the "306," meaning thereby the delegates to the republican con vention of isso who voted for the nomina tion of General Grant thirty-six times and failed. Qrant's prestlpe with the party was greater than that of Roosevelt, incredible as this may seem to persons under thirty years of age, and his campaign In the con vention was conducted by three of the most powerful politicians In the country Roscoo Conkllng, J. Donald Cameron ahd John A. Ixgan. tlut they failed. A re- j union or the "x; would bo extermeiy timely at tho moment when a lot of men with short memories Imagine that nothing but Mr. Roosevelt's consent Is necessary to secure a third term for him. Foraker "Snlendld l-intet Ion." New York World (dem.). The net result of the Fornker-Dlck cam paign to prevent the election of a Taft delegation to the republican national con vention is the political Isolation of Senator Foraker and his associates. Governor Harris end the republican state officials have made, a public declara tion Indorsing the Taft candidacy and as serting that there will be more than one candidate for Senator Foraker's seat. Chairman Frown of the republican state committee Is so strongly committed to the secretary of war that the senator publicly denounces Rrown's statement as "rank, dictatorial, offensive bosslsm." Even Cox Is for Taft, and the Senior senator la left alone with Dick and the remnants of the Old machine. Mr. Foraker, who set forth so jauntily to destroy the Taft candidacy, may In the end count himself lucky If he saves hla own skin. Pennsylvania's Favorite Bon. Philadelphia Press (rep.). Senator Knox Is thus more Intimately and responsibly Identified than any other man with the president's particular poli cies which are to be the touchstone of the national campaign. His nomination would be the pledge of their continuance. Under these circumstances It is natural and Inevitable that hla name should be care fully considered among the presidential ellglbles. It Is time to take up this ques tion seriously and earnestly. We believe It to be opportune and wise for the com ing republican state convention which meets at Harlsburg on June 6 to endorse the president's policies and to declare for Senator Knox as their representative and as Pennsylvania's choice for his successor. We are sure this action would be accepta ble to the president. We know It would express the undivided thought ot Penn sylvania. And we are Confident that as Its full Import and strength come to be realized It will appeal with growing force to the country. . Boost for Fairbanks. Cincinnati Enquirer (lnd. dem.). No person who makes a careful personal study of Hon. Charles W. Fairbanks and patiently analyses his speeches need wonder at his endurance aa a candidate for the republican nomination for president of the United States. He has a warm profes sion of fellowship, a voice with just enough of the husky quality to keep It from being softly sentimental and a mem ory of faces and names as Indelible aa the stars. He has an equipment of words and phrase which bear such rich garnish ment that only the most captious analyst doubts that they are true coinage. He Is not going about the country with "fads." He never trie to smooth the fur In the wrong direction, and the publlo kitten Is always purring with It eyes closed when he caresses. Mr. Fairbanks Ib a keen man of the world. He knbwa that in our tre mendous affairs, of which he delight to talk, there 1 not time to go Into detail and split hairs on subordinate Issues. He waste no shot In Insignificant inlets or on desolate islands, but he plunge Into the wide ocean and braces the world on "goneral principles." He make a platform big enough to stand and even prance upon and soften rough place with a solution of rhetoric. And everything he says 1 orthodox. Call for Leslie M. Shaw. Hartford (Conn.) New. Whilst aspiring statesmen In the near west are wrestling with the chance of a precipitately early campaign, It would not be surprising If men of experience and discernment in the eul; locking to wise stability in the politics, and to equally wise development In the business and af fair of the land, should suggest the name of somo candidate wholly devoid of self seeking, whoso known policy and proven capacity would serve a an assurance of united conservatism and progress, and thus furnish to the whole community a pledge of continued prosperity and peace ful expansion. Men of the neoded chart actor and ability can, happily, be found In our mutbt, men such, for Instance, as Leslie M. Shaw, who, In the field of ad ministrative politics, has shown as much Intelligent and painstaking devotion to duty In a position of supreme trust and far reaching Importance, and who ha so thoroughly won the respect ond approval of those of our leading citizens best able to judge the requirements of tho times, that he has just been honored by election to membership In the New York Chamber of Commerce. Mr. Shaw, like men of tils typo. Is modest, and, by hublt as well as Instinct, disposed to think more of the calls ot duty than of the suggestions of ambition; but It la pro clrely men who think, work and fiympathlse as he does, who may be most readily trusted, and from whom results of real consequence muy be fairly and continuously expected. We therefore hope that if ap peal should be made to him to accept a responsibility for which his own efforts In the cause of good government have speci ally qualified him, he will not refuse to consult the wishes of disinterested fellow citizens who seek rather the advantage of all than the profit or preferment of either themselves or of some special class or In terest with which they may have chanced to be affiliated. l'ERSOAL NOTES. Detroit's mayor won't appoint any but married men to office He knows they need the money. "Ulll" Sinclair, an Oklahoma cltlfcn, seerrs to have given oCanr to tho Vlniard Vine, which says of him: "EM Is of no more use than the noise he makes when he eats soup." Among tho textile kings of New England Is Walter II. Langahaw of New Bedford, Mass. He rose rapidly from the humble position of barefooted bobbin boy to a man who now controls the moat successful cot ton mill in the world. The third Harvard profoesor to be desig nated as exchange professor with tho Uni versity of Iierlln Is Prof. William Henr7 BchofeM. head of the newly reorganized department of comparative lilera'ure. Ills Rcrlln term of scrvlco la for tbe ucadcmlo ye.iT rf 1DW-3. I'aao Stephenson, tho new senator from Wisconsin, Is the rlcbtet man In that state. He will bu 73 years ( Id on June 18, but Is vigorous and resourceful. The bulk f his fortune wai made In lumber. Ho was bom In N'cw lirutiFM Ick, his father being a Ecutih-IrULu.iiu, LYDIALPMKIIAM'S VEGETADLE COMPOUND Is aoknowledped to be the roost sue cvsful reroMy in the country for those paiuful ailuicuts peculiar to women. For more than 30 years It has been curing Female Complaints, such as Inflammation, and Ulcera tion, Falliug a I'd Displacements, and consequent Spinal Weakness, Backache, and is peculiarly adapted to the Chancre of Life. Records show t.iat It has cured more cases of Female Ills than any other ono remedy known. Lydla B. 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She is the Mrs. Flnkham who has been advising sick women free of charge for mure thnn twenty years, and before that she assisted her mother-in-law Lvdia T2. Pinlthain in aOvisinrr. Thus she is well qualified to guide sick women back to health. II or advice is free and n ailtioad iioviK imc. Proposed Federal In vesication of Train W reeks. Washington Post. Investigation of the recent railroad wreck at Honda, Cal., in which a scoro of Bhrlnors and their wives were crushed and burned to death, has revealed that the cars provided by the Southern Taclflo company were too frail for tho heavy service required of them. Tho same de fects caused another California wreck, at Colton, according to the verdict of tho coroner's Jury. The Interstate Commeroe commission has sent for copies of the tes timony relating to the two wrecks, and It Is supposed that an Inquiry will be made Into the feasibility of bringing suit against the railroad company for failure to pro vide sukable equipment. It would be a novel thing. In tho United States, to seo a railroad company called to account for a wreck In a prosecution brought in the name of the nation. But why not? Is not human life as Important as railroad ratesT The list Of the dead and wounded In railroad wrecks mounts to appalling figures In the course of a year. The dealing out of disaster and ileath In any other form would meet with an Instant demand from the public that the slaughter be stopped without regard to the corporate or other rights of the slayers. But the railroads have been treated with extraordinary forbearance, possibly because they tried In good faith, beforq the current of prosperity swelled to a torrent, to deliver their passengers alive and unmalmed. The recent enormous in crease in tho numb r of accidents Indicate that the railroad's are no longer mainly con cerned with the factor of safety. The quan tity of business Is the chief thing now. Let the passenger look out for themselves. The Interstate Commerce commission and the Department of Justice could not employ their time and talent to better advantage than to call railroad compahtos to account for wrecks caused by defective equipment, overworked . crews, or other faotors which might bring the offender within reach of the law. BADKK9S THE EXCEPTION. "It 1 Watnral that Men and Women Be Good and Do Good." Wall Street Journal. "Bad men are the exception. It la nat ural that men and women be good and do good. Love and sympathy are part of the divine' plan." These words are to be found In one of the essay contained in Richard L. Met calfe' beautiful and uplifting book entitled "Of Such I the Kingdom." Mr. Metcnlfo I subeditor, under W. J. Bryan, of the Commoner. The thoughtless reader of tho dally news paper might easily get a different Idea than that put forth by Mr. Metcalfe In the paragraph quoted. The dally press la con stantly parading before tho people the bad deeds done by the bad men. They tell of the manipulation, the scheming, the unfair competition, the lawless Uvea, the divorces and godlessneB of those men of wealth and high station whose sole Idea of life appear to be to use their power for their personal gratification. They parade also the gross crime and violence of the lowest class, the vile wickedness to be found In "tho submerged tenth." One would almost think from reading of the crime which are reported In the news paper that bad men were the rule Instead of the exception. We are apt to forget that the newspapers simply report what Is abnormal, because It Is abnormal things which are the most Interesting. Ooodness Is usually tame and it Is so general as to seem common place. Badness, on the other hand. Is dramatlo and exciting because It Is aa compared with the bulk of human transactions so rare. The fact Is that most pooplo are naturally good. Their t?nden clra are In the right direction. They re flect the stamp of the divine which is upon them. Wero this not so this world would bo a pretty poor place, to live In. There fore believe the best you can ot pooplo; your jMdirment then will be more nearly right than If you believed the worst. Bnithoase Activity. -New York Tribune. Betting on the green bug continues brisk In tho wheat pit. "A Man's a Man For A' That Be ho a bank president; bo ho the head of a great railroad, be he the owner of a dozen Automobiles, or bo ho only an everyday worker earning his livelihood by the power of hla niuBclce A square deal ia hla due. The value of one man's money Is equal to tbe value of another's and becauso the one can afford to pay for a Piano In cash la no reason why the ether, the less affluent one, should be com pelled to clve a much greater price if he chooaea the time payment plan. To rcqulro that would not be giving him a cquare deal. Likewise secret comniHaloas tire unfair to tho purchaser. A dealer can not Boll a Piano for Its reol value if he must pay to the third party, the pernicious "cappor," a specified sum for inducing tho customer to buy ot htm. THE IIOSPE PLAN protects the WK SAVK YOV -0 to MO ON A P A. tiOSPE CO., 1513 Djufilas St. WRITE FOR TREE CATALOGUE LYDIA E. PINK1 always helpful. ).Mnuu WAS. "At least." mufed the philosophic motor ist, as he lay under Ills upturned machine, waiting for thn rent of the party to pry him out, "no funny guy can come along and nay that this Is a horsu on me." Balti more American. "You can't get on this Cur; you're drunk," said tho conductor. "D'ye s'pno n sober mun'd want to get on your old car?" replied tho rcloeted, not without spirit. Philadelphia Lodger. Mr. Jawbaek How well Kipling has de scribed this plate of hash! Mrs. Jawbaek How T Mr. Jawbaek "A rag and a bone and a hank of hair." Cleveland Loader. "Really," remarked Minn Passay. "I don't see why any woman should try to conceal her ago. Now I'm willing all the time to let peoplo know I'm 26." "But," replied Miss Knox, "does It do any good? You know, Lincoln said: "You can't fool all the people all the time.' " Philadelphia Press. Foote Lights I have a wonderful mem ory. I ean learn a new play In a day. Miss 8uo Brette Well, to have a memory like that must be bad If the play Is on you want to forget! Yonkers Statesman. Tho Sphinx had Just propounded a riddle. "Why does a plain girl understand a ball gnme better than a pretty one?" Herewith they were fain to give It up. New York Sun, "Father, I am thinking of getting mar ried." "All right, my son, but remember that love Is not everything. Take caro to select a wife who will support you In the style to which you have always been accus tomed, or you run the risk of being vory unhappy and maybe of having to go to work yourself." Baltimore American, WHEN HELEN HADE THE CAKE. Detroit Free Press. An air of mystery seemed to fill The dining-room that nightj I guessed at once that I wu In For a. atlrnrtaii. all rlirht- But not Until dessert was served ' Much headway cotild I make: And then, with smiles, they told me that Fair Helen made the cake. They called It angel food, and passed Two slices on to mo; Then, lust to please our Helen, X Attacked it greedily. But suddenly I paused the while. "There must bo a mistake," Bald I, "Now, what cement was used When Helen made this cake?" I've eaten food, t guess, A thousand times or more; Tint none that fell with such a thud When dropped upon the floor. And none on which my teeth would not A alight Impression make. Until the night I tried to eat Of Helen's angel cake. And now I am "a mean old thing," Likewise, a "heartless brute;" Now I am called a hundred names That are not kind or cute. I Cannot got a minute' peace, I see my sad mistake: I never nbould have told the truth, When Helen made a cake. RED HANDS ate nuaHy caused by poor circuUuoo, sometimet due Jp'4LT to texneted cJothine hke fMYyCk X a tight arm-hole. lUha. VW cautea auauoa ot the cap illaries in the hand and, even when the tightness hat beea relieved, the capilUnc will tend to remain enlarged. Pond's Extract Soap soothes and cools the ilia aod its liny capillaries, tending to reduce the redoett; alao came lb Food' Extract Into lb pore and thus to the capillaiiet thcDiielvet, fanpng them to cootrsd; lu free, pcrauteat use wul traotform red or rough ened hands to those of the patncUn soft, deli, este, ivory white, with Kny Logo bps and shell. Lk atil. hi wLocara indicates iu purity. From Your Druggltl Armour & Company Sole Lisense from Pond's Extract Conmaaat 99 Rcbtrf Burnt Piano purchaser from the sliding price dealer and tho speclos of grafter known In the Plac.i buuinesB as the conimlbflon taker. IT'S A SPLENDID SAVING you mal.r? in buying your piano from th A. Ilcspe Music company. Bear In mind our stock Is as large and more varloj than that contained In ten or dinary piano btorca. As factory distributers of the best Piano makers of the country we tan show you a stock in which you are bound to find whut you want, and If you cannot pay ail in cash, there will be a charge of only a small interest for tho privilege of settling monthly. We are factory dlatrilmtr rs for thv Krnnlrh & Bach, ir.',.a,irr, Kimball, Utish & Lane, Cablo Nelnon, Weser Urea, Hallet & Davis, Conway, Whit- Imperial Kingsbury Inner Player, etc., rtr IAM m v