HIE OMAHA IUILY. BEE: -MONDAY.. -.MAY fr 1D07. The Omaha Daily Dee. "OCNDED HT EDWARD KOBEWATEB VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Entered lit Omaha poatoffice as second clasa matter. TERMS OF Sl'HSCRIFTION. lally Hee (without Sunday, one f ear. M I'alljr Bee and Sunday ona year....: Sunday B, one year J-M Saturday Bee, one year IM DELIVERED BT CARRIER. .Dally Ilea (Including Hunday), per week. .15c I'ally Bee (without Sunday), pf week...le Evening Ilea (without Punday), per week. c .Evening Bee (wllh Sunday, per week. ...10c Address complaints of Irregularities In "silvery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES Omaha The Pee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Hluffs-10 Pearl Street. Chicago 1M0 I'nlty Building New York 15i Home Life lnatirance Bldg. Washington ficl Fourteenth Street. Correspondence. Communications relating 10 news and ed itorial matter ahnuld he addressed. Omaha bee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publlahlng Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall account Perannal checka. except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accented. THE BEE PCBIJ8HINO COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. IVmglas County, a. Charlea C. Rosewater. general manager of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly aworn, aara that the actual number of full and complete coplea of The Daily, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of April. 1807. was aa followa: l u.ero 17 fs.wo S4.090 It 3S,O90 1 34,110 It 34 MO 4 84,390 20.... 35,010 ( 34,330 21.. 33,360 34,330 2 J 38,090 1 , 31,400 4 J 38,300 34,380 24 38,430 t 34,400 - 26 . 38,470 10 34,800 2 &,340 11 34,410 27 39,630 12 36,730 21 84,000 13 38,830 29.. 38,610 14 33,400 10 38,660 16 34,690 16 84,880 Total 1,030,410 Lena unsold and returned coplea. 9,864 Net total 1,098,648 Dally average 34,884 CHARLES C. ROSE WATER, ' General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to Before me this JOth day of April. 107. (Seal.) ii. b. HCNQATE. Notary Puhllo. WHES OUT OF TOW, f abecrlbera lea-rla the rlty tem porarily ahoald have The Pee Mailed to. them. Address will bo This Alternating weather current is hard on the furs that go In and come cut of storage so often. A French artist has painted Presi dent Roosevelt's portrait "in a restful pose." It cannot be very natural. Th Pittsburg Dispatch has aa arti cle on "Honest Living Counts." Cer tainly some of them must be honest. Ambassador Bryce says America needs more poets. Editors contend that the need is for better, not more, poets. . Attention of the Society for the Sup pression of Unnecessary Noises is called to, the fact that . Editor Stead of London Is itlil' talking' Miss Susan E. Blow has informed the. mothers' congress that babies are yandals. Of course, Miss Blow had pther people's babies In mind. Abe Ruef Is afraid he cannot get a fair trial in San Francisco. Most folks would want anything else but a fair trial It they were in Ruefg fix. "I am a Llncolnlan republican and a JeJTersortlan democrat" says W. R. Hearst. Strange how such a combina tion should look so much like Debs, New York authorities are trying to abolish the pistol carrying habit. New York should pattern after Omaha, ' where the pistol has been supplanted by the lariat. An "Association of ftoraker Clubs" has been organized in South Carolina. It Is pleasing to learn that those two South Carolina republicans hare finally agreed upon something.' A man named Ross has been ap pointed to succeed Grammar In a New YorH office. That Is the first Intima tion that grammar had ever been offi cially recognlred in New York. Accepting as correct the showing made by the Union Pacific to the State Board of Assessment, that road. 80 far; as Its operations In Nebraska go. la 8t!ll doing tolerably well. Mayor "Jim's" new dog proclama tion is disappointingly barren of pic turesque expressions and gives color to the suspicion that the signature Is the only piece of original composition. The people struck; hardest by the postscript to winter are the statesmen tarrying out in the . cold, raw air of Governor Sheldon's front yard waiting tor th appointments to be handed out. Nebraska lawmakers ran watch the proceedings of the extra session of the Missouri legislature and shake hands with themselves on having finished their work before adjournment of the regular session. Announcement that Francis Wing, a former federal Judge In Ohio, has or H nixed a bean trust has caused more excitement In Boston than anything that has happened since the days the Spanish fleet was located every few hours Just outside- Boston harbor. A Pennsylvania stats official admits that he borrowed $1 ,000 from a eon tractor under an agreement that he would My nothing about It. The bor rower Is usually willing to make such conditions, but the troubls Is tbe Under generally refuses to agree to aay Bothtng more about It. the cost of onrf R.TMUi. Official figures have Just been com piled showing the amount of the ap propriations of the eburt session of the Fifty-ninth congress. TTie congress ordered an expenditure of $920,798, 143.80 In direct appropriations and authorized contracts for public works that will increase the amount by $67, 934,349, thus escaping the credit or discredit of being "a bllllon-dollar con gress" by a small margin. On the face of the figures, and conrlderlng the revenue estimates, this would In dicate a deficit of about $150,000,000 for the fiscal year ending in June, 1H08, and the democratic newspapers and orators will be certain to use the figures to predict such a result. Anal ysis of the tables, however, show that while the appropriations call for an expenditure of the amount named much of the money will be returned through different channels and all in dications are that the fiscal year will end with the customary republican surplus. The largest Individual Item, in the appropriation was $212,000,000 for the postal service. While this is the only strictly business enterprise in which the government Is engaged. It Is not a money making one, the demands for efficient service and the extension of various branches of it making it usually Impossible to operate the de partment at a profit. However, the postal receipts will probably come within $12,000,000 of equalling the expenditures for the current fiscal year, thus returning to the federal treasury about $200,000,000. The $37,000,000 carried in the river and harbor appropriation bill will be ex tended over several years and perhaps not more than $7,000,000 of it will be withdrawn from the treasury during the present year. Treasury reports Indicate that the government's surplus of receipts over expenditures for the fiscal year ending in June, 1907, will be In excess of $80,000,000 it is now about $70,000, 000 which will be available for meet ing the appropriations made by the last congress. Customs and revenue receipts are Bhowing monthly in creases, making almost certain a sur plus instead of a deficit at the close of the next fiscal year. LOYAL TO HIS EMPLOTKItS. Much criticism has been directed at Senator Joseph Weldon Bailey of Texas for some of his official and pro fessional actions, but one thing must be said in his favor. He Is loyal to hla employers. Ail the senator's recent po litical trouble, which resulted In his investigation by a committee of the Texas legislature, culminating In an artistic Job of whitewashing, was caused by Senator Bailey's professional and financial relations' with 11 Clay Pierce, an oil . magnate who .- was charged with, representing the Stand ard OH Interests. It was proven that Bailey had been 'Pierce's attorney; had engaged in several money transactions with him and that Pierce and the Standard Oil company were Identical, so far as the oil business in Texas was concerned. Senator Bailey cortended that he did not know of Pierce's con nection with the OU truBt. At any rate. Bailey received a cooked up endorse ment and Pierce has been kept out of Texas to evade indictments against him for conspiracy. Texas is still trying to drive Pierce's oil company out of Texas and testimony relating to the case is being taken In New York 4 Sena tor Bailey Is there, and, according to statements by New York papers, acting as advisor to Pierce. Ills conduct may not be pleasing to the Texans, but he must be credited with sticking by his friends, a trait that Is more or less rare In these days. RAILWAY SltiXAI. TE3TS. '. Another Investigation, with the In evitable resultant delay, will be held by the Interstate Commerce commis sion before any action is taken looking to concerted effort on the part of the railways to install the block system' as a safety device in . the operation of trains and the prevention of accidents which result in tens of thousands of deaths and casualties annually. A res olution was passed' at the. last session of congress ordering a thorough Inves tigation of the working of the block signal system In this country, with a statement of the extent of Its employ ment and recommendations for meth ods of preventing accidents. The In terstate Commerce commission an nounces that a committee will soon bo appointed to conduct experiments and make an extended study of signaling systems. " ' While such an Inquiry may be of value In imparting Information to con gress, It Is wholly unnecessary so far as railway managers are concerned. The block signs) system is not an ex periment. It has been In use on many railroads for years and the result shows that wherever it has been In stalled and operated properly the num ber of accidents preventable by such precautions has been reduced to a min imum. Railway managers, keen in noting improvements for the better ment of railway service, are fully aware of the advantages of thla safety device and need no enlightenment on the subject from a congressional com mittee. That the tested and proved system has not been generally Installed Is the fault of railway managers who have pursued the same policy In the matter of the block signal system that they have followed In too adoption of automatic couplers and other safety device. The law. requiring the use of automatic couplers has been on the statute books for years, but the rail roads have succeeded in repeatedly postponing Its enforcement by plead ing the necessity of a plan of uniform ity In car construcTtna. the necessary expense of equipping partially worn out cars and other excuses accepted by the Interstate Commerce commission and congress until years have been used In adopting a system that could have been Installed In twelve months. Similar tactics are being employed, evidently, to delay enforced adoption of a block signal system. The need In the Interest of the public safety Is not for an investigation, but for press ing legislation for the equipment of every mile of railroad with some block signal device suitable to its needs. THE CVVRT HOUSE QUESTION. Constantly increasing talk of the growing necessity of a new and mod ern building in which to house our dis trict courts and county offices prom ises before long to force upon us the question of a new court house. That Dougla3 county has outgrown the present accommodations for these purposes and that It is only a question of time when a new court house build ing must be erected no one will gain say. The present structure has done service for more than twenty-five years, and while at the time of Its or iginal construction It was amply ade quate to our needs and a creditable ornament to the city. It is no longer satisfactory from either point of view. Whether the time is not at hand to btgln the movement for a new court house for Douglas county, It at least merits serious consideration. The first pre-requlslte would be to author ize a bond issue out of whose proceeds the building should be erected. These bonds could not very well be voted be fore next fall and contracts could not be let before the first of the year. Even counting that no unforeseen obstacles should be met, it would take a year and a half to complete such a struc ture as this county would require, so that at best the inauguration of the new building completed could not come much before the year 1910, by which time Greater Omaha ought to be a city of 20,000 population. Whether the proposition comes to the focus now or later, the court house must in the very nature of things be one of the central architectural features of the Omaha of the future about which any scheme of municipal art must revolve. The new court house when It comes must be a monu mental structure not only for the peo ple who are here today, but for several generations that are to come after. The financial report of the Torrey mission, held in Omaha laBt fall, shows disbursements of nearly $7,200 and a surplus of a little, more than $300. From the money collected to promote the mission bills were paid for the evangelists' salaries, railroad fare and hotel bills, for rent of the Auditorium, churches and theaters, for clerical work and postage and some $778 for advertising signs, banners, etc. It should be distinctly understood by the public that not 1 cent of the money spent for advertising went to pay for advertising In the dally newspapers, at least not to The Bee, but that while the newspapers were asked to con tribute their available space free, the promoters had money to spend for posters, handbills, signboards, banners and every other kind of advertising of doubtful returns. This comment is not by way of complaint, but simply by way of emphasis that an evangelistic mission is a business proposition pleasured by dollars and cents for everyone but the newspaper. The Lincoln correspondent of the World-Herald pretends to have dis covered that the "reform element" is backing the present democratic mayor there for re-election. This musbe an egregious mistake. The "reform element" is usually made up of the outs who want to get in and they In variably want to reform things by In stalling a new regime on the .official payroll. If It Is for the re-election of the present mayoralty Incumbent, the "reform element"- in Lincoln must be peculiar unto Itself. A former member of the legislature from Douglas county has It all figured out that It costs $675 to erve a con stituency as a state law-maker, over c gainst which is set a salary of $300 and mileage. This surely is a poser, but for some unexplained reason the competition for places on the legisla tive ticket is Just as brisk every second year as It ever was. Omaha's Central Labor union Is de bating anew the old question whether a man ran be an employer and an em ploye at the same time often asked In another way whether he can be identified with capital and labor at the same time without conflict of in terest. ' It all depends upon the man. "A visit to the White House Is as good as going to church" says Jacob Rits. Perhaps so for Mr. Rils. but for Mr. Harrlman a visit to the White House Is as good as going to a hospital. America baa sent 4.000,000 pounds of flour to starving Chinese and China has bought 2,000,000 American rifles. The balance of trade is still In our favor. Mrs. Yerkes Mtiner say she has a perfect right to change ber mind as often as she pleases. She seems to feel the same way about her husbands. CUME AO it. A week ago Edgar Howard published In his Columbus Telegram the follow ing statement, making certain outright assertions about an alleged midnight meeting, la which I was said to have participated : We positively know that In the ringing hours of the campaign a midnight mewing was called by Victor Row-water In Omaha, at which meeting a deal was entered Into between Rosewater and other personal representatives of Governor Sheldon for the delivery of the vote which la con trolled by the Omaha brewera. and we also know that the vote was delivered. We know also that after Victor Rosewater and other members of the republican atate committee mnde that midnight deal with the brewers the entire Influence of the Omaha brewers and outside brewers hav ing interests In Omaha was given to Sheldon, who also had the support of the Antl-Rnloon league. It was a piece of smart political work which young Rose water performed at that midnight meet In.. My attention having been called to this publication, my answer was that "the trouble with my good friend Edgar Howard Is that he knows so much that Isn't so," and I asked him "if he positively knows so much" about a midnight meeting, of which I had never heard before, to enlighten me by answering these three questions: Where was it held? . When was It held? Who was there? Judge Howard devotes another col umn and a half of his paper to more insinuations about an alleged midnight meeting without answering any of these questions. To the question, "Where was it held," he replies "Perhaps." To the question, "When was it held," he replies "I employed the term 'mid night' in the figurative meaning." To the question, "Who was there," he replies "That Is an odd question for Editor Rosewater to ask." My friend Howard has evidently gotten himself into a bad quick-sand. Let him answer the questions or back up and admit that he positively knows nothing about it.. Come now. VICTOR ROSEWATER. Jacob Rils says that 60 per cent of the children In the public schools of Boston have never seen a dandelion. At least 100 per cent of the children in the Omaha public schools wish they never had seen one. Thta la the Limit, 8t. Louis Republic. A Louisiana railroad president resigned because he could not get an annual pasa over his own line. . Hard times for the magnates! Versatility, of Kin Corn. St. Louts QIobe-Democrat. Corncobs give eleven- gallons of alcohol to the ton and supply, pipes of the popular Missouri pattern. Corn is king when It comes to variety of uses. , Another finf aa Coming;, ', Philadelphia Frees. Secretary Taft predicts that the Panama canal wlll.be finished In eight years. Per haps ha can also tnl whether ha will then be serving hla second term as president. la the Pnrn Muscled f Baltimore American. The return of Pete, the bull terrier, to the Whits House as one of the guards Is taken as an Indication that hereafter those who are In any doubt where they stand will be given 'a chance to try their troubles on the dog before submitting them to the higher authorities. Humble Helps In Kmergenclea. New York Evening Post. It takes the occaaional breaking down of a dynamd and the conseauent hurried j search for the humble candle to remind ua that we have not quite scaled the em pyrean. Mr. Wellman, who hopes to reach the north pole In an airship, Is taking along a lot of Siberian dogs. That's Another Story. Kansas City Star. Mr. Mellen. president of the Near YorW New Haven A Hartford railroad, la pre paring a statement to show that the actual value of his road Is tw'lce aa much na nil outstanding stocks and bonds Now, how aoea tnia estimate compare with the valu ation placed on the property for taxation purposes T PnosPKIllTVS TRXACIOt g HOLD Political Sllnnllon that la Not En. Conragrlngr to Democrata. Washington Post. The tenacity with, which prosperity holda on and the strong promise It gives of In definite continuance conatltute a feature of the political situation that Is not encourag ing to democrats. So great Is this prosper ity that the most ardent of democratic newspupers admit It as freely and seem to dwell upon It with -as much pleasure as their republican contemporaries. One of these, the Boston Post, remarks that "such a sharp and sudden shock as that which de moralized th stock market a few weeks ego should be expected to leave scars If not open wounds upon the commercial sit uation. That It has not done this Is a re markable testimony to the stability of the material conditions upon which rests the prosperity now enjoyed by the people of our country." Our Boston contemporary submits that "there haa come an enforced pauae In the feverlah activity which char acterised the season Just passed, but," says tho Post, "there is a sustaining force hold ing up the operations of Industry both In production and exchange." Thia Is not a good argument for free trade, and it doea not cry aloud for a revision of the tariff baaed on the proposition that "protection Is robbery." Another free trade newspaper, the Philadelphia Record, cltea with some thing of exultation some statistics that are a splendid tribute to the doctrine of pro tection. For example: "In nine months of the current flaeal year the Imports have amounted to ll.aw.OOO.OOO, which la $152.000,. 00U more than a year ago. and t238.000.0OO more than two years ago. But the exports have Increased not less remarkably. In the past nine months they reached a total of H.IM.OOOXXiO. and It waa not till 1M that the exports of an entire year reached such flgurea, and they fell below them In -190 and 1903 and but little exceeded them In the twelve months of 1904." Prosperity, however. Is not always a guarantee of vic tory In campaigns for the party in power. This country had never been more prosper ous than it waa In 1WC Wages were higher than they had ever before been. But that year was marked .in our political annala by g tidal wav of democratic triumph. What haa keen, may t again. BIT OP W HINOTO 1.1KK Minor Scenes and Incidents Sketcked n the Spot. Not withstanding repented denials, pooh poohing, smiling scoff and other signs of amusement at the absurdity f the sug gestion, there Is one conclusive sign that I'ncle Joe Cannon would not ahy If a presi dents! nomination came hla way. He is sporting a new "lid" that la accounted a dream of beauty, and an Irrea s'llle attrac tion f-r presidential bees. The speaker paratted with the tw headgear In Wash ington the other day, and turned the heads of the multitude. One correspondent pro- nouncea tbe hat "a confection a syrnp- nony in mritow cream, witn a illy whits hand. In texture It Is soft, almost filmy, and decidedly diaphanous. Ita curves are beautiful and Just sufficiently wide to shade the wearer's eyes without concealing the Romanesque lineaments rf hla face." Beyond Intimating that the May day won der Is a gift from a friend, the speaker refused to give any Information whence It came, thua leaving Taft. Fairbanks, For aker and other rivals hopelessly In the dark. It makes the speaker look twenty years, an advantage he expects to hold for at least fourteen months to come. The late Senator Burton? of Kansas, Is beset by one trouble that he did not list In hla category of woes after being released from durance vile for violating a Federal statute while a member of the upper house. He Is of opinion that some of the Sun flower atate membera of congress are rub bing It In on him with unnecessary cruelty by sending garden seeds to Mrs. Burtom A few days ago he wrote a letter to one of his torturers In Washington, In which ha said: "Mrs. Burton wishes me to thank you for yr.ur kindness, and I do It. Now a few words on my own account. I waa a senator when you were only a common citizen. Now that I am a common cltlxea -one of the plain people and you are a congressman, do you think, as man to man. It Is right for yoti to do this? Did I ever do it to you? Did I ever send your wife garden seeds, so thHt she would drive you Into the garden and keep you there to sweat and cuss, and cuss and sweat, when you wanted to go down t-ewn and have a cigar? No, I didn't; and I want you to ac knowledge that this Is a low-down, trick of yours, and if It Is repeated I shall settle with you personally." Special agents of the United States pen sion bureau have Just turned up the most extraordinary pension fraud In the history of the bureau. In im Mrs. Ellen Klrkpatrlck of Denl son, Kan., applied for a pension as a de pendent mother of John D. Klrkpatrlck, a soldier In Company B, Ninety-third Illinois regiment wrra was killed In bat tle. She presented the case herself, em ployed no lawyer and asked no assistance from any member of congress. The pa pers were all In due form and all evidence needed was cheerfully supplied. The evi dence consisted of her "son's" army record, records showing their relationship, affida vits showing that ahe was a widow and depended upon the son who was killed, and letters from the "son" to mother. A most complete case was made out and she was granted a pension of 12 a month. She has been drawing it ever since until a few weeks ago. All told, she haa drawn more than $2,300. Some time ago an application for a widow's pension came in from Mrs. Ellen Klrkpatrlck of Denlson. Kan. She claims to be the wife of J. W. Jf Irkpatrick. who had died a few months previous. The case was complete, except one thing, ft did not show that the "widow's" husband had served ninety days in the war. A special agent was sent to Investigate the matter, and as a result the whale fraud was unearthed. It develops that the woman Is not the mother of the "dependent son" on whose record ahe hag drawn $3,300 pension; In fact, she was related In no way to the dead soldier. It also transpires that the "dead husband," on whose record she bad ap plied for a widow's pension, la still very much alive, and has in an application of his own for a pension under tha Mc Cumber service pension act. The special agents who investigated the case say that Mrs. Klrkpatrlck built up both cases out of the whole cloth, and that all the papers in both cases, purported to be signed by other persons, are forgeries. They claim that the woman did the work unaided, so far as they are able to ascer tain, and that no one else, not even her husband, knew anything about the mat ter. Probably nobody In the government ser vice has had so many interesting and un usual experiences as have fallen to tho lot within the last year of Prof. Frank N. Meyer, explorer for the Agricultural department. He has Just completed a re markable tour of China, Corea and Alaska In search of plants, flowers and cereals. In the prosecution of his werk he pene trated remote and mysterious parts of those lands which It Is believed were never before visited by a white man. He has brought buck to Washington specimens of plantr, flowers and cereals that arc new to the Agricultural department and Is now preparing an elaborate report that will In clude some of bis more novel experiences while traveling. Senator John T. Morgan of Alabama oc casionally writes magaslne articles which Involve a great deal of research, but he uniformly reluses to accept pay for them. In the course of his public career he has been offered Innumerable railroad paasea, but never accepted any either for hlmelf or any member of his family. Though over 80 years old, he thinks nothing of working half the night. The senator never haunts the departments looking for Jobs for constituents. Of moderate means when he entered the senate- he Is now a poor man, having little or nothing but his sal ary. Inverted servants are not proving a suc cess at the national capital. This winter not a single official household has main tained the yellow or crimson garbed flunkies, and even the foreign embassies and legations have toned down the gorge ous satin and velvet of their retainer. The "nabobs." such as the Pierre Lorll lards. the Perry Belmonts and the George Vunderbirts, still hold out against this decree toward the simple life, but the Bos tonese and others at the capital are con tent with house servants In plain blaolc clothes. Anglo-rellle or Anglo-Saxon. New Tork Independent. Why do we speak of the Anglo-Saxon world, of the Anglo-Baxon spreh or peo ple? It la only England that Is predomi nantly AJiglo-Saxon, and even that la hardly true. Scotland. Wales, and Ireland are predominantly, almost entirely Celtic, and when we speak of the people of Great Britain and the larger English-speaking world we ought to think and speak of them not as Anglo-Saxons but as Anglo Celts. The basis of our American popu lation Is Anglo-Celtic. From tha beginning the Scotch and tha Irish and tbe Welsh have settled ber as well as the English. Their descendants have a pride In their ancestry. They do not Ilka to be called Anglo-Saxons when they are not They may consent to tbe word British for their cousIds who still live In Great Britain, but they are not English, except as their com mon tongue haa taken the name of Eng land, where It originated. f (l-r- Una C2J u a . -. - v, . The new Pure Food Law makes the label tell what is in the can or carton. There is nothing in Stiredded Wheat Biscuit but the whole wheat, steam-cooked, shredded and baked. It's the purest, most nutritious cereal food in the world, made in the cleanest, most hygienic food factory on the continent. For breakfast heat the Biscuit in oven to restore crispness, pour hot milk over it; add a little cream and a little salt ; or, sweeten to taste. Shredded Wheat is also delicious and wholesome forany meal in combination with fresh or preserved fruits. At your grocers. 0 a u a a 0 6 DDI PERSONAL ROTES. Perhaps the Egyptian camel Is so often named Roosevelt from the habit of having his back up. The estate of the late James M. Eckles It Is believed will not be over $J00,O00. The widow and daughter will receive every thing. "Father" Clarke of tho Christian En deavor society recently escaped, death by a narrow margin while touring in the Andes. While riding 9,000 feet above the sea level his train ran Into a landslide. But for the fact of the slowness with which the mass moved and the softness of the debris, the train would have plunged several hundred feet below. Three of the yoonger generation of the Vanderbllt family are serving the New York Central. Alfred O. Vanderbllt has his desk In the financial department, Cornelius 'finds his greatesX Interest in the shop and construction department and Is laid to know a railroad from the roadbed up. Ills cousin, William K. Vanderbllt, Jr., has combined both the financial and practical training. ' Expositions, like the circus, threaten to go on forever. Seattle will follow James town. Baltimore, threatens to pull pff the Banner exposition In 1914 and New Eng land talks of celebrating similarly the ter centenary of Plymouth Bock In 1920. When present and future shows are added to those of the past and the accounts cast up, It Is safe to piedict that the Omaha ex position will loom above all as a financial and artistic triumph. It la not generally known that President Roosevelt has such knowledge of foreign languages as few men can boast. He mas tered Frenfti and German while a boy in the countries where these languagea are native, acquired a Spanish patois whllo among cowboys In the west, and only a few years ago learned to read and write Italian. The tongue of his Dutch ancestors Is familiar to him, and his friend, Jacob Rils, taught him the language of Denmark. Shelby M. Cullom, the senior senator from Illinois, has had considerable amusement at an Item going the rounds of the news papers that a recent attnok of Indigestion waa caused by hla swallowing a piece of tobacco. Tn answer to a query on the sub ject Senator Cullom replied: "I have never taken but one chew of tobacco In my, life, and that was more than fifty years ago. J do not care," lie added, with a shudder, "to repeat ths experience. My, how sick I waa!" The Bat for the Rest. St. ' Louie Globe-Democrat. The secretary of agriculture declares that "Ours la the beat meat consumed by any people, as no other notion takes the same care or goes to such an expense to secure It." Thua the new Inspection laws are a boon to the American meat trade as well as to the consumers. WBlueFMmediis WicU Blue Flaijie Oil CooU-Sto ve is unequaled. It gives quick results because its heat ishighly concentrated. Cuts fuel-expense in two. Ivlade in three sizes. Every stove warranted. If not at your deal er's write to our nearest agency. The W jm ... la all-round nouieholJ use. Mad of bras throughout and Perfectly constructed; absolutely sate; unexcelled in light-jiving power; an ornament to an room. Every lamp warranted. It not at your ynig". y dealer's, write to our nearest agency. Nv'sVr STAND ASB OB. COMPANY utartaitu) Tell? -J B C 3 anQ a DB B B no a I.AlGIII'Vn GAS. "Ah!" exclaimed the good old soul, ob serving how cheerfully the laborer whistled as ha tolled, "you're contented at least. 1 am glad to see your work Is not be neath you." "Quit yer klddln', lady," replied the la borer, "I'm dlgBin' a trench." Philadelphia, Press. Percy had asked the rich banker for the hand of Miss Ularivs. "Young man," said the banker, "can you provide my daughter with the style of touring car to which she has been ac customed ?" Percy alas! had thought np an answer to every possible question but that. Chi cago Tribune. Fornker had touched off hla fireworks. There was a faint sizzle, a little smoke and silence. "Ha. I see," he exclaimed, after n brief Investigation. "The powder wns .-tuff con demned to the War department." Philadel phia Ledger. Watkyns Dr. IloJus is very successful In his profession. Isn't he? Wylkyns I guess so. Tie has three uu tomobllrs. Somervllle Jourt al. "What sort of breakfast food do you like, Mr. Newcome?" asked Mrs. Starvoni on hla first morning in her hoime. "Well," replied the new boarder. "I wouldn't mind . some grape-fruit, lamb chops, S couple, of poached ?kks on tonst, hot muffins and coffee." Philadelphia, ' U m a a "They say," observed the professor, "that I Irt.i .... . 1 a. L.'....aa, ........ l.aa... ....... I 'Roosevelt.' Well, that Isn't so shK-ki ij;ly inappropriate. A camel is a terribly roiiKh rider, Is always humping itself, has to heur a great many burdens and seldom takes water.' " Chicago Tribune. the Ki.nnx ati Pitot i:is. Baltimore American. 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