V 10 HIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, afAY 4, 1907. WE I II- 1 Tiro Omaha Daily Dee. fOUKDCD BT IDWARD ROBEWATER VICTOR ROBEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha poatofnce as eecond tlaaa matter. Trn Ac oi'narfilPTION Tllr Bee (without Sunday), one year. .WW Ialllr Hm an4 HunAair ona rear S.(S) jm, Sunday He, ona year Saturday Hm, ona year DELIVERED FT rAKHItn. ... Sally Hoe (inoiudins Suoday). per week..l&0 tally Bee (without Bundayi, per week...io Evenlng Bee (without Sunday), per week. o Evening Hee (with Sunday), per wwk..., Adriress comDanla of rreguiarmrs in delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The See Building. South Omaha-City Hall Building. Council RlufT 10 Pearl Btreet. Chlcago-1640 Unity Building. New Tork 1WI Home I.lfe Insurance Bldg. Washington U Fourteenth Btreet. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating io new and ed itorial matter ahould be addressed, omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Dee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Peraonal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accented. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska Douglas County, ss. Chtrlea C. Roaewaier. general manager ef The Bee Publishing Company, being duly iworn, iiti that the actual number ef full and complete copies of The Daily. wnrmng, Evening and Funday nee rnnim during the mont rh of April, ISOi. waa as roiiowa: 1 88,870 S 84.090 I :. 84,110 4 84,300 84,330 1 34,830 1 31,400 . 84,380 34,490 19 34,800 11 , 34,410 II 88,730 II se.nio 14 83,400 U 34.S90 II 34,880 Jt 88,090 88,080 19 34.840 10 39,010 21 33.350 Jt 38,090 J J 38,300 24 38,480 38 88,470 I Sj.340 27 88,830 SS 84,800 : 38,810 SO , 38,050 Total 1,033,410 Less unsold and returned copies. 8,884 Net total I,0fl8,4 Dally average 34,384 CHARLES C. ROBEWATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my pretence and sworn to before me this luth day of April. 107. (Seal.) M. B. HUNG ATE. Notary Public. WHES OPT OF TOWJI. , Swksarlfce-rs leavlaar the elty trm. porarlljr should hare The Bee mailed to tbem. Address will be chaaa-ed aa often aa requested. And the next day It snowed. Who was It wanted to be Queen of the May? . The fruit crop will please arise and announce that It has been killed once more. Iceland Is demanding a severance of the ties that bind her to Denmark. Iceland should keep cool. Mrs. Dowle announces that she Is going to take In boarders. The old doctor took In everybody. ' It seems aa though the Coal trust j were not yet quite ready to vacate the field In favor of the Ice trust. "Mr. Stead Is talking again," says a Chicago paper. "Yet" would describe the situation better than "again." Mark it down in your notebook so that you can tell your grandchildren about the May blizzard In the year 1807. The attorney general again Inti mates that he has secured information cough to drive the Lumber trust to the tall Umber. While the publishers are figuring on , the "six best seller sr' for the summer, i the summer girl is preparing to select : her "six best fellers." All of the players In the presiden tial game seem to be warming up ex cept Senator Knox, who Is still on the bench, awaiting orders. "We must take the Initiative," says President Roosevelt, while Mr. Bryan goes further and insists that wo must take the referendum also. A Now York publlfhing house Is ad vertising for some "good ragtime mustc." It Is a waste of money to advertise) for the lmposslb'e. Senator Beverldge Is keeping out of the presidential contest In Indiana. Probably he does not want to make the mistake of trumping his partner's ace. Don't worry. It will not be long before the Junior yellow finds some thing else over which to work Itself up Into a red-Ink frenzy of sensation alism. Secretary Taft Is convinced that he will carry Ohio. . His enthusiasm lg tempered by his knowledge that there are some forty-four other states In th union, not counting Oklahoma. The delegates to the peace confer ence at The Hague might do well to take a peep at the naval display at Jameetown before taking up the ques tion of universal disarmament. Cecil Lyon announces that the re publican party In Texas Is In harmony with the administration at Washing ton. Cecil has evidently been holding a caucus with himself. As the man who looted the Trust Company of North America In New York took only $800,000. he Is sus pected of being an amateur Instead of an old hand at the Wall street game. Oar amiable democratic contempor ary wants to knock a hole through the tariff with a powder-puff. No one tired be startled at this, however, as that paper Is noted for fighting sham avttl with feather dusters? "POLITICAL CLAPTRAP." In characterising the howl of the World-Herald against the recent re construction of the supreme court com mission an simply laying a foundation of political claptrap for use In nest fall's campaign. The Dee evidently touched a tender spot by exposing In advance the hand which the demo- 164,cratlc organs expect to play. The U'nrld-lIaraM trie to rover Its tracks v ona-neraia tries to cover its iracits DJr projecting a lot of questions, rele- , . , . . . , tint and Irrelevant, competent and tn- competent, and for the most part Im material. Republican Judges ef the supreme court helped to appoint the fuslonlsts who were dismissed. How comes It that only the "qualifications" of theqs. fuslonlsts have changed T Who said their qualifications bad changed? It Is Just pos-tlhle that they should not have been appointed In the first placo. One of them had been dropped out before and later reap pointed, without evoking such a par tissn explosion. How comes It that the chief. If not. In deed, the only qualifications of the new re publican members He In their railroad leanings and railroad recommendations T That is asking a question based on an unsupported assumption. At least one of the outgoing fusion commission ers has displayed railroad leanings and boih of ihem could doubtless get rail road recommendations as easily, If not more easily, than the Incoming repub licans. Why must the supreme court commission for the first time in its history become en tirely republican a partisan body? Because the commission Is entirely republican does not make It a partisan body. It might be recalled that at least two of the members were ap pointed as democrats and have slnco become converted to republicanism. The commission Is entirely republican for the first time In Its history because for the first time in the history of the commission the supreme court has be come entirely republican by a vote of the people, and If the commissioners were chosen by popular election the commission would also be likewise re publican. And why. even If the commission is to be solidly republican, must railroad lawyers and favorites predominate thereon? We do not know why. In fact, It Is not established that "railroad lawyers and favorites predominate" on the commission. Of one thing, however, we are certain that railroad lawyers and favorites do ndt predominate on the commission now any more than they did when their appointments were controlled by a majority of fusion Judges constituting the supreme court Why Is It any mora "political claptrap" to denounce the railroad Influence manifesting Itself In the Judlqlary than It waa to de nounce the same Influence when it was dominant In the legislature? It Isn't. But why did not the World-Herald and other fusion organs denounce the railroad Influence when manifested In the fusion supreme court and commissions appointed by the fu slop Judges! Why did It not denounce railroad Influence when manifested In fusion legislatures? The "political claptrap" consists In seeing the mote when the republicans are In the saddle and being bat blind to the beam when the fuslonlsts have the upper hand. TUB 1BTKLL1QEKT JUROR. George W. Guernsey of New York Is entitled to any consolation he . may find in the thought that he Is too brainy to make an Ideal Jurynan. lie discovered that fact by a rather em barrassing experience In a New York court room, where he was serving as a Juror In the trial of Mrs. Annie Louise de Massey, charged with tho murder of Gustav Simon. There was some conflicting testimony In the ease about the location of a certain stair way In the building In which the mur der was committed. Architects hud their drawings and no two of them agreed, while witnesses were all tan gled up as to the twists and turns of rtalra. Guernsey Conceived an Idea that he would ascertain tho facts for himself, bo he visited ths scene of the shooting, after tho Jury had been dis charged for the day, and examined It ana us surroundings with his own eyes. When the case waa resumed the next morning Juror Guernsey began asking a witness questions, shocked the court and surprised the bar by ad mitting the fact of his visit and his Investigations. The Judge of the court promptly and emphatically rebuked Guernsey for his flagrant Indiscretion and told him that by rights he ahould be thrown Into Jail for contempt. Nothing was offered to show that Guernsey's knowledge could be construed In any way to the detri ment of either the prosecution Or the defendant, but he learned a lesson, and will hereafter know that rules, forms and precedents In trials must be ob served and that It Is a violation of cus tom. If not of law, for a Juror to do l a thinking part. IX MESiORT VP M CIELLAN. The unveiling of a monument to General George B. McClellan was the chief feature of the reunion of the Army of the Potomac at Washington, and the address of President Roose velt, in which he bestowed generous praise upon the general as one of the great commanders of the civil war, la certain to revive a discussion that ran rife for years as to McClellan's place In military history. The case presents a peculiar study In conflicts. Many survivors of the Army of the Potomac and other vet erans who served la the campaign In the east almost Idolise McClellan, while the men who fought with Grant at Vlcksburg and Shlloh or marched with Sherman to the sea almost universally write McCIellaa down as a failure and "feather-bed soldier." Historians have reviewed his career at great length; generals who served through the civil war have discussed his methods and his opportunities, and military experts have considered his work from a purely theoretical stand point, and the consensus of their opin ion Is that McClellan was not a great soldier. Yet his soldiers worshiped him and have held his memory In a favor that no criticism or argument has been able to lessen. All critics agree that McClellan waa master of organization and per formed marvels In' bringing a thor oughly drilled and effective fighting force out of the raw material of re cruits, but they contend that he lacked Initiative In action, underestimated his own strength and exaggerated that of the enemy and lost golden opportunity by failure to adopt an aggressive forward campaign. How much of this was MrClellan'8 own fault and how much of it due to lack of encouraging support from higher authorities is still a mooted question and one that will probably never be settled satisfactorily. But his men loved him; that Is war rant sufficient for the monument. FREIGHT OK ISLAND WATERS. The Inland Waterways commission, appointed by the president under au thorization of an act of the last con gress, has held Its preliminary meet ing and Is now deliberating upon plans for the development of a system of transportation that promises possibili ties of the greatest importance to the American people. The commission will make a preliminary examination of the Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio, Del aware, Potomac and other great rivers of the nation with a view of devising and reporting to congress a systematic plan for the Improvement of these waterways and their tributaries to the end that the transportation faclltffes of the nation's railways, already alarm ingly Inadequate, may be supplemented by water routes to relieve the conges tion of traffic. The most experienced railroad men In America admit that the transporta tion facilities of the railroads, if quad rupled within the next ten years, would still be wholly Inadequate to handle the traffic produced by the rapidly In creasing agricultural, commercial and manufacturing industries of the coun try. The ultimate relief from this congestion must be sought through the Improvement of the channels of Inland waters. Even casual study of a map of the United States will show the existence of a network of rivers that could be made navigable and cap able of carrying a splendid traffic. Such Improvement would not only re lieve the congestion of freight traffic bnt would have the effect of keeping down the rates of railway freight transportation. . .. ' . , No estimate has been made of the expenditure necessary to carry out the needed Improvement of the Inland waterways on a broad and comprehen sive scale. That an Immense amount of money would bej-equlred Is certain, but the accruing benefits unquestion ably would' warrant the expenditure of almost any sum. The trouble In the past has been the practical waste of money In spasmodic and misdirected work In the alleged improvement of navigable waterways. The millions that have been carried in the congres sional river and harbor bills have for the most part been used in patchwork fashion and without lasting result. The purpose of the new commission Is to adopt a general, Intelligent plan, without reference to local or sectional needs or Influences, and persuaded con gress to a scheme of systematic Im provement that will benefit the entire nation. Those who take Issue with The Boe's position on the questionable uee of park funds to pave city streets that should be paid for by special assess ments against the abutting property owners argue solely from the necessity of making the particular Improvement In hand at the present time and a promise said to have been made some time ago that these funds would be diverted to t,hls purpose. Conceding all that Is said In support of the Park board bonlevardlng a street Just long enough to pave It at general expense, that does not make the procedure any less questionable or any more legal. The fact remains that If one street can be paved out of the park fund by tem porarily calling It a boulevard, the same thing can be done with any street within the city limits, notwithstanding the manifest Injustice to taxpayers who have paid for paving the streets In front of their property. Deputy Insurance Commissioner Pierce Is said to be perplexed, as to the legality of certain publications of In surance certificates. There Is no reason why any Insurance company or Insurance agent In Nebraska should publish his certificate notice In any newspaper of doubtful compliance with the legal requirements when there are plenty of newspapers conforming to every provision of the law. Paul Morton proposes a heary tax on the fortunes of American beauties who marry foreign titles. The Amer ican beauty who does that assumes a financial burden that Is heavy enough without the levy of an export tax. The Lincoln Commercial club is go ing to the Interstate Commerce com mission with a new set of grievances based on alleged railroad dlscrlmlna- tlons. Olve the Lincolnitea credit, at least, for constantly going after every thing calculated to bring grist to their mill. Let Omaha business men take heed by keeping awake and standing ready to assert and defend their rights at all times and against all comers. Grand Duke Nicholas has resigned as commander-in-chief of the military district of St. Petersburg because the position is too risky for him, and Gen eral Skallon has been appointed to succeed him. Under the clrcum stanoea General Skallon'a friends are hesitating about congratulating him. Mayor "Jim" will Blgn the new dog- muzzling ordinance and Issue another proclamation to put It Into Immediate effect. His Honor will have to do some srtlstlc work In throwing linguis tic curves and double bow-knotting the queen's English to keep up with his record of previous proclamations. The one place where our Nebraska law-makers felr down In revising the Omaha city charter la In their failure to provide a standing arbitration board to adjust disputes between the council and the city engineer. Mayor McClellan and Tammany hall are reported to have signed peace terms. In that event, of course, the mayor will do Tammany's bidding, as Tammany never makes peace on any other terms. Cause and fCne(. Chicago Tribune. Mr. Bryan now weighs 234 pounds. No wonder he has to build an addition to his platform every year.. A Accomplished Instructor. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Nobody can truthfully ear that Presi dent Roosevelt Is not an accommpllshed Instructor. Some of the best financiers, railroad men and life Insurance officials In the country have graduated from the White House Institute. Come Oat of I. Minneapolis Journal. The United States Is a young nation and It may be long before It will feel the pinch iwpuiauon poverty. But It Is not too early to notice and protest against the ap. parent tendency toward childless mar rlages In the middle class, the very class which ia depended upon to perpetuate the nation at lta best. Closer Railroad Discipline. Atlantic Monthly. It la easy to throw the blame for failure of discipline upon the guilty trainman when the accident occurs, but who Is at fault for the lowered tone of the whole service that makes this particular breach of discipline Inevitable? How long will the public continue to regard accidents due to such causes as "unavoidable" and ascribe thorn with a shrug of the shoulders to the frailty of human nature? Charles Francis Adams as early aa 1879 wrote that "the only thing left with some men who are not accessible to argument or the teachings of experionco la the gentle stimulant of a criminal prosecution." His suggestion Is still pertinent, for we have never yet had the courage to apply the drastlo remedy. ,. ; LOOMING LARGE). "w York's Governor Attracting National Atentlon. Minneapolis Journal. Governor Hughes Is now groin g through the operation of what la known as "loom ing lorge" In the publio eye. Henry Wat terson compares him to Tiltfen. In a speech at Cooper Union the other day the gov ernor broke out In this wayi "It Is not necessary that I should talk to citlsens of New York on the need of regu lation of public service corporations. You have witnessed In this community the most flagrant disregard of public duty on the part of those who enjoy public privilege. You have witnessed stock Jobbery and financial operations which no one has the audacity to defend. You have seen econo mies enforced at the publio ezcense In order that fixed charges and guaranties Improp- erly created could be met. You have seen the publio conveniences Ignored and the poople herded together, not simply when the pressure of traffic during certain hours exceeded all available means of transpor tation, but at other times, when there was no necessity except ss It lay In Improper financiering. ' Now. I propose that Wa shall have lust and efficient rea-jlation of nubile service. I propose that the stats shall exercise Its powers to see that ths people getytheir ,.uo a'.. ,ib. hi.. i- t. a rof hlmplf "n;nllnnpd" for th. nr.d.l.nra even if nothing worse happens to him. And Govornor Hughes will continue to be a young man In 1211 and U'li POLITICAL DRIFT. Colonel Drlnkwater la chaperoning Colonel Bryaa through Massachusetts. St. Paul is about to annex a few voting machines for experimental purpces. When old St. Paul gets out of tha rut progress scores a distinct triumph. Arthur I. Vorys, insurance commissioner of Ohio, who is directing the Taft cam paign In that state. Is aald to be a second edition of Mark Hanna aa a president maker. Boss Cox of Cincinnati refuses to Indorse the candidacy of Secretary Taft. The lat ter tewed the boss out of the bandwagon two years ago and there is no evidence that he has been Invited to return. The reported peace pact between Mayor McClellan and Tammany excite, curiosity as to which I. or. the outside. The mayor insists that the tla-or hasn't got hi. under the tent, but the tiger l.n' saying a word. Graft exposures In connection with the furnishings of tha Pennsylvania state house . . have produced such a Jaded condition of nerve among interested politicians that j nothing short of extended foreign tours i ,. , , l-1 Willi m, i iwvuv,vi mi, u, in. uisvuul forts of Keystone climate. Official figures of the gubernatorial eon- 1 test in New Tork show that Mr. Hearst re calved 17.857 stmoo-pur Independence league votes. Now, since the Independence league acknowledges having spent $2i?.86u 11. ! Including $138.(70.3. supplied by Mr. Hearst personally, this shows the astcundtng fact ; that each simon-pure Independence Inague i vote eoet $12.M to deliver. Of this sum Mr. , Hearst personally paid $11 IS. "These fltr- : urea however, are misleading," says the , New Tork Eventng Post. "In many coun- ; ties the iBOrSndence league vote was uot : counted separately. Sworn statements on , record In the office af the secretary of state 1 set forth that there were cast under the I Independence league emblem 16S.7F1 votes, and that for each of these votes the In- dependence league expended U.eL of which Mr. Hearst personally contributed na foes iu na" OTHER LAW!) Til A OrnS. For the third time In twenty-one years the British ministry proposes to deal with the Irrepressible conflict of legislative In dependence for Ireland. It Is announced that the measure will be Introduced In the House of Commons next Tuesday. To what extent the measure will ro In the direction of home rule Is not known definitely, and Is not likely to be revealed until the bill la Introduced. It Is well understood, how ever, that the nmnosed measure Is to he an Installment Of home rule, a partial ful fillment of the promises freery distributed by liberal party politicians In close dis tricts during the Inst campaign. It la ap parent that the ministry 'e divided on the Issue, a majority contending that genuine home rule Is Impossible while the House of Lords remains aa at present constituted, and that an Installment of home rule Is more likely to receive favorable considera tion from the upper house. Of this there Is no assurance. . It Is fairly certain that no measure of home rule, whole or partial, will command serious consideration from tho peers, unless It hears the torv label or receives the approval of the Country at a general election conducted sttlctly on that Issue. A summary of the home rule measures of Premier Gladstone, with which the ministry went down In defeat In and IK will enable the render to Judge the coming Installment by comparison. The measure of 1KW provided for on Irlah Parliament to sit In Dublin and Irish mem bers to cease to sit at Westminster. Judges were to be appointed by the Irish govern ment and removable by tho Irish Parlia ment Ireland's contribution te the Im perial treasury was to be reduced from one-tenth to oneflfteenth, and power of local taxation waa vested In the Irish Par liament. The essence of the measure was legislative Independence similar to that of Canada or auch as has been granted to the conquered Boer republics of South Africa. A division In the liberal party caused the defeat of the measure In the House of Commons. Restored to power In 1SOT. Premier Gladstone Introduced a modi fied measure of home rule. It. provided for an Irish legislature of restricted power to sit In Dublin. Irish members were to remain at Westminster and vote on Im perial queatlons only. Judges were to be Irremovable and two appointed by the crown. The third measure, according to advance accounts, proposes an Irish coun cil, partly elective and partly nominative, which shall deal with purely domestic affairs, but without legislative powers. An "Irish Parliament," an "Irish legisla ture" and last, an "Irish council" furnish disheartening proof of progress backward. Evidence of Increasing good will be tween the Vatican and tho Qulrlnal multi ply. Recently the Italian government settled the claim growing out of the sequestration of religious houses in 1870 and handed over to the Vatican $1,800,000 In cash and government bonds. More signifi cant than the settlement of this long standing claim la that the Holy Bee can no longer rely on France aa protection of Catholic foreign missions, and what Is mors natural than that It should turn to Italy for protection? The Btampa of Turin remarks: "At the banquet given by Count Fanl In honor of the new Patriarch of Jerusalem the subject of the substitution of Italy for France as protector of tha missions was openly discussed. Cardinal Agliardi has already Indicated his prefer ence for such a change and It Is well to bear In mind that he Is a member of the oongregatlon of the Propaganda. Ths Italian minister of foreign affairs has promised every possible aid to the mission ary schools." During the past ten years there has been a steady Increase 1n the funds voted by the Italian Camera for the maintenance of schools In the east and almost the en tire sum has been distributed among the schools conducted by Italian missionary priests and nuns. In 1SD6 the sum of 1180,000 was set aside for this purpose, in the following year It was Increased to $190,000 and for the past three yeata the annual subvention has been $266,000, while the sum voted for the French Schools last year fell to $178,400. Mr. E. N. Baker, the finance member of the council of the viceroy of India, In a recent addresa discussed the consequences of the loss of the opium trade aa a result of Chinese legislation against the use of the drug. It remained tojbe seen, he said. whether China would be able to stop the traffic as It proposed. But It was evident that the trade with India would gradually decrease and there waa at least a llkell hood that in time It would be totally ex- tlngulshed. This would mean a loss of a revenue of more than $16,000,000 a year I which, a generation ago, would have been a most alarming possibility. Even now It would be serious If It happened Immedl ately, but inasmuch as It would In all probability come upon them gradually, he thought that arrangements could be mndo to meet It and that there was no great : cause for apprehension. The elasticity of ' the Indian revenue had boen remarkable, he said, of late years. Since 1909 they had I been abl to mako remissions In the si.t i tax amounting to $lrt,(V0,C00. $3,0.ono on I the land taxation ar.d another million on the Income tax, Nor hnd this caving bcea i effected at the coat of the efficiency of tho administration. On the contrary, lurge ad ditional sums hnd been expended "upon edu cational, agricultural, police and other re forms. The fertility of the terrorist's Ingenuity In Russlu, says a writer In Everybody's i magazine, Is Illustrated by the plan used In Warsaw last summer In an attempt to execute the sentence passed upon Skallon, governor general of Poland, who was re sponsible for Innumerable deaths under the field courts-martial. The governor knew of this sentence and neither official duties nor terrorist wiles could draw him from his palace. Then the terrorists thought deep and long. One day a Russian officer. In full uniform, walked Into the office of the German consul at Warsaw, slapped that gentleman, walked out and made his ea- I cape. That s:ap threatened an arraire in- i ....,i..ii,' Rnuii had slaDDed Germany I Noth, but an official apology from the j n"r al coM atone for the In- j worke th, sovelnor, after ,l.,,nt day8, rode forth In state to a,t n" , "i nt th nl.n auminiairr uii ' ' as a whole failed, owing to the mistake of the nervous weman. worn by constant t window, wno tnrew tne ! " K The water supply of Egypt will be 'greatly Increased by the long meditated v raising of the Ms dam on the Nile twenty- four feet higher, the contracts for which have Just been let. the sum Involved being $7,WI0.0n0. The preparatory studies for this construction, It may be recalled, brought out a new theory of vertical and horlsontal stresses In dams which greatly Interested the engineering world, and has no doubt by this time beerf tested and assimilated. It is expected that the dam will Increase the cotton crop of Egypt, sow valued at $127.f.0rO. by about 4& per cent. A differ ence of $50.coo.oro a year would pay for a big dam, certainly. Tha railroad development of Manchuria Is turning large sums into the pockets of American locomotive builders snd makers I rails and bridge materials. It Is estl mated that before the Southern Manchuria rsllroad Is completed at least t'S.000,000 will have to be pe'.d to American manu- It Makes delicious hot biscuit, griddle cakes, rolls and muffins. An absolutely pure, cream of tartar powder. sovt sakino eowpjn CO., MSWVOHK. facturers. It la said that tha contracts al ready let comprise 63,000 tons of rails, s.000 tons of bridge material, 103 locomotives and 1.675 cars and trucks. Involving an ex penditure of nearly $7,000,000. Ths locomo tives are of the standard American type and will be shipped In sections and then put together in China, in some eases by American meohantcs. FRAGMENTS OF FI JI. "She let fall a few remarks'' tones?" Baltimore American. I know a stenographer who can write eXO words a minute." 'Oee! That's almost as fast a they write letters on the stage." Cleveland Leader. Mrs. Atkinson How aro vou aolnr to like your new neighbors? Mrs. Johnson Not at all. Tneir furniture Is old and they draw the window down at night. Detroit Free Press. "Dodktn says he has discovered a new asthma cur' He ouaht to experiment with It on some of those wheezy old Jokes of his." Cleve land t'lam Dealer. First Scion of British Noblllt-Bare- acres was desperate, wasn't he? Second Ditto Yes: poor, old chap! Mar- lied an American helresa Baltimore American. "Brtrhtly and his associate have a good motto for their paper," remarked Joak ley. " "What we have we hold.' ' "O! I see: referring to their circulation. By the way, I didn't know they were In the publishing business." They're not. They manufacture fly paper.'' Philadelphia Frees. 'Of course you know something about that candidate's political opinions," said the trusty advuior. "I don t care a ran anout nis opinions, answered Senator Sorghum. "How are his epigrams?" Washington Star. rver Wbat did your wife say when you tnid her vou wouldn't bo home till late? Rownder i aon i Know, i nung up uw Said of Soda Crackers "They are one of the most eco nomical, digestible and nutritious of human foods and well worthy of the high estimation in which they are generally held." Of course the writer had in mind Uneeda Biscuit The on perfect soda cracker m Fresh from the oven, crisp and delicious, in dust and moisture proof packages. NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY 4 Editions 4 Weeks of this capital, stirring: novel of tho building; of the Central Pacific THE IRON WAY Bv &A1AH PtATT CABI. "There is a very winning romance running through this story, it indeed romance is not the main feature of the book and the railroad story the framework upon which the romance is woven. It is altogether a delightful novel, one of hearty, fine imagination, and full of action." S' Lain Triban. Illustrated A. C McCXUSO & CO. Publishers Spring Overcoats VKRCOATS for spring aro noticeably fuller tb&n they were last eaon. The form-fitting back, though graceful, ha given way to the easier, looser garment with straight lines. There Ib, however, an interesting range of ehape between the radical and the conservative $15 to $i0. Browning, Iing & Co It. 5. WILCOX, Managar BAKING POWDER reoolver as soon as I was through talking, Brooklyn Life. "Will your books stand a heavenly audit?" asked the minister. The masnate In the congregation squirmed uneaally. lie knew that an unblasnd audit wholly earthly would Jar him hard enough. Philadelphia Ledger. "Lady." said Weary Willie, 'Trn near dead fur a good square meal." "Well," said Mrs. Hauskeep, "If ymi'U saw some of that wood over there 111 let you eat your till." "Good day, lady! I ain't never at no wood, thank ye. kindly.' Philadelphia Presa Pmartloy Brown's wife makes aTJ ef bar own hst. lars. BmarUey-Well, 1 don't are ss Ions; ss I don't have to wear thenv Ustrolt Free Press. TEDDY BI0AR AND TKDDT Smo. Harper's Weeklsy. Pudgy bear and slender stork, So ths story goes. On a doerstop In New York, Nearly cam to blows. Growled his bearshlp, "Stand asldaP Haughty was his air As he thundered In his pride, Tin tho Toddy Bearl "Plea to kindly understand I'm the rag today. All the children In tha land Leva with me to play. Ladles, when they ride or walk. Take me everywhere. ' Stand aalde, yeu feathered guwkl In tha Teddy Bearl" Cm ona log, his neck acrook, Htork then struck a poaei One big bunch of claws he shook 'Neath hla bearshlp s nose. ' ''Hang yeur plush-upholstered, hldal Say, 1 like yeur cheek I Btand aside yourself I" ha cried, "JTussy-wusxy froakj "When ef nrecedenca yott talk, Save yourself such airs. For the bird you term a gawk Precedes Teddy Bears. I&re you're in demand at alL Creature mest absurd I 7 X must pay the house a call I'm tha Tw&dr Blrdl X3q V4 1 1