THE OMAHA DAILY DEE: FUIDAY, MAY 3, 1907. M si at th to at hi re w r a' T al ai bt a ol ti 3 ft s B Tun Omaha Daily Ite Q FOUNDED DT EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROPE WATER. EDITOR. T, Entered at Omaha poetofflce as second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. t...i .-- ar..M.r i 'nil; lire (niinuuv nummi , ...... - l.ui.v PA rM PtiriAav fin! Vtsr '" 8un1sy Dee. one year J-jj Saturday Uee, one year l t DELI VKRED HT CAKKlfc-tt rally Hen (including Sunday), per week..lte I'elly Bee (without Sunday), per weeK...10c Evening (without Hundavi. per weex. 60 fcvonlng Hm (with Bunduy). per wees. ...WO Address complaints of Irregularities in delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICK8. Omaha The Uee Building. Fnuth Omaha City Mall Bullslng. Counrll IilufTs-10 Pearl Street. Chicago 1M I ; ti 1 1 y Building. New York 1W Home Life Insurance Uldg. Washlngtnn-n01 Fourteenth 8treet. CORRESPONDENCE. CommunlcHtlons relating to news and ed itorial matter ahould he sddressed. Omaha Iiee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. . Remit by draft, express or poatal order, ravahle to The Ree Publishing Company. (Inly 2-fent stamps received In payment of mail account. Peraonal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. THE REE PUBLISHING COMPANY. KTATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County, ss. Charles C. Rnsewater, general manager of The Ree Publishing Company, being duly aworn, savs that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during- the month of April. 1907, was a follows: 1 33,670 2 34,090 S 34,110 4 34.390 t 34,330 .... 34,330 7 31,400 8 34,380 9 34,450 10 34,500 11 34,410 12 35,730 13 35,520 14 33,400 15 34,690 1 34,830 17 38,090 IS 39,090 19 34,840 20 85,010 21. 22. . 23. 24. 26. 26. 27. 2t. 33,350 35,090 35,300 35,430 35,470 8o,340 35,630 34,600 29 35,510 30 36,660 Total 1,038,410 Lena unsold and returned copies. 6,864 Net total 1,038,646 Dally average. 34,384 . CHARLES C. ROKE WATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my preaence and aworn to before me thta SOlh day of April. 1907. (Seal.) M. B. if UNGATE. ( Notary Public. WHEJI OIT OF TOWK. Subscribers leaving the eltr tem porarily ahoald hare Th Bee mailed to them. Addreaa will be chanced aa eftea as reqaeated. It la to be hoped Lincoln will have better luck with Its grand Jury than Omaha has had with its grand juries. Just as a matter of reciprocity, the weather will soon be roasting the peo ple who have been roasting the weather. "Obey no law," says Count Tolstoi. t That Is a little surprising, coming from a man who is not the head of any cor poration. "Put your furs in cold storage," says a fashion note. Certainly, unless you need the money that might be raised on them. A number of changes are planned by the new Vaudeville trust. One of them will probably be to charge $1 for a 50-cent ticket. Governor Magoon declares It would be impossible to get 12,000 Cubans for a standing army. Not If he will give them all titles. Salt Lake's street car conductors have walked out and the patrons of the road are walking out, too, or taking their meals downtown. J The London Sketch says the Brit isher Is a poor leader of cotillions. Even the Britisher occasionally has something said In his favor. ;. Alfred Austin's assertion that Amer ica is without a poet is evidently due to a lack of knowledge of our geogra phy. Indiana is in America. Colonel Bryan has been eating a dollar dinner down in New Jersey. When he 1b at home in Nebraska he no longer feels himself confined to that limit Pennsylvania grand Jurors appear to be the only persons in the country who have not beard about the frauds per petrated in the - construction of the ntw state rapltol. The fossilized tooth of a hippopota mus has been found near Council Bluffs. More likely it Is the tooth of 'a tiger which has never been driven out of Council Bluffs. A little less horse play by the demo cratic members of the council might help the wheels move faster in the city hall. Why not give Mayor "Jim" a monopoly on broncho busting? It is said Secretary Taft's mother wo.nta Secretary Hoot nominated for jrealdent. She bids fair to enjoy the distinction of being the original and possibly the only Root boomer. Physicians now insist that many diseases are due to the fact that the lungs are turned black by coal smoke and dust. People cannot be too care ful about sending their lungs to the laundry regularly. IMItor Watterson has predicted the i lection of Governor Hughes of New York to the presidency. The governor riig'it feel more elated over It if he Ur.ew lens about the result of Editor Wcttersna's former political forecasts. Idlest reports from San Francisco i Hecate that while Mayor Schmttx de vA 'h knowing anything about boodl!n nd Dever enjoyed any graft benefits, ha M willing to turn state'e evidence end testify against his pals to secure hie rolcae-?. , satiosai. axostatfh right. Senator Beverldge of Indiana Is ap parently much concerned and alarmed over his discovery that the nation Is threatened with a "recrudescence of Calhounlsm" and that the next great Issue to be settled at the elections will be based on the doctrine of state's i rights. The eloquent Indlanan can Bee j nothing In the recent enactments by state legislatures on the question of ! railway and corporation regulation i and control but a concerted effort to interfere with the functions of the na tional government. He contends that particularly all the ills from which the people are Buffering are national Ills and can be cured only by the ap plication of a national remedy. In hla Grant memorial address at Qalcna the senator Bald: What affect one of ua affects all of us. Moat of the evils that develop among us are common evils, to be reached only by a common remedy. Scarcely any evil Is con fined exclusively to one state. The cheering assurance Is given by the senator that no one proposes to wipe out state lines "or destroy local self-government," but he Insists that all corporations should be authorized by the federal government and that their operations should not be Inter fered with "by forty-seven other gov ernments." Senator Beverldge clearly makes the error of confounding Cal hounlsm with the problems that are pressing for consideration today. By constitutional right ewh of our states is free to try experiments in legisla tion, however radical, without result ing danger to the country, should the legislation prove to be futile. The states, In spite of Senator Beverldge's advice, will probably continue to ex ercise control over corporations oper ating within their borders, assess them for taxes and punish them for law vio lations. The people and the courts. It Is true, are admlttlrg the necessity of a wider scope of federal control In the management of corporations, railway and otherwise, engaged In Interstate commerce. No one doubts that the federal authority In that direction will be considerably enlarged, but the Bev erldge plan to substitute federal Juris diction for local control to the extent of obliterating state government Is apt to meet with obstructions. KU DISCRIMIXATIOK- In making return for the Milwaukee road the tax commissioner of that company very properly calls attention to an unfair discrimination which has been practiced by previous state boards in fixing the assessment of railroads operating in Nebraska over leased lines only. The Milwaukee road has been assessed and taxed on its rolling stock, mileage and trackage privileges in Nebraska, all of the same being in Douglas county, while other railroads likewise running their trains over leased lines or by contracts for joint operation with other companies have escaped listing altogether. The point which the Milwaukee tax commissioner endeavors to make is that the trackage rights of hla company should be assessed up to the Union Pacific and that Its rolling stock should not be chargeable, except to its own main line. While his protest against discrimination will be recog nized as Just the suggestion that the discrimination be removed by giving tjie Milwaukee road similar tax ex emption to that enjoyed by other roads on their leased line mileage will hardly strike home. The correct way to remove the dis crimination complained of is to con tinue the assessment of the Milwaukee road as It is, subject of course to re adjustment aa to amount, and to list other roads for all leased line mileage and trackage privileges on which they have heretofore evaded taxation. The plea that they should all be exempted cannot possibly be accepted, otherwise any Nebraska road by selling its roll ing stock to an outside company and making trackage agreements could get out from under the larger part of its taxes, thus unloading corresponding tax burdens onto the individual owners of taxable property in -this state. We take it, however, that the state board, aa its membership is at present made up, can see through the specious-arguments of the railroad tax commission ers as well as do other people. WKKCH BANUN AMERICA ME4T- The decision of the customs admin istration (of France to reject the new form of meat certificates under the American pure food law and to insist upon a certificate of microscopic in spection must not be construed as even a suspicion on the part of the French authorities that there Is any thing unwholesome in the American meat supply. It is JUBt another move in a diplomatic game in progress be tween the two countries since the United States made a tariff agreement with Germany by which certain Ger man products, including champAgne and sparkling wines, are to be ad mitted into the United States at a lower rate of duty than is charged against similar French products. France has already placed a prohibi tive tariff against Porto Rican coffee and threatens a general tariff war against the United States, unless con cessions are made equivalent to those extended to Germany. As explained by Secretary Wilson, the microscopic examination of meats In this country has been abolished be cause it cost more than $5,000,000 a year more than double the value of our meat exports to France In 1906 and was found to serve no good pur pose. So the action of France barring American meat will work no hardship except In obstrurtlag further develop ment of a trade in that line which does not now amount to murh. Thus far the French have placed tielr maxi mum tariff rates in operation against American products of which they im port only small quantities, but the dis position clearly Is to Inaugurate a gen eral tariff war unless they are placed on an equality with Germany. Congress has failed to act upon pending reciprocity treaties with both France and Germany and Secretary of State Root has taken the position that the government has the right, under the Dingley law, to grant special priv ileges In exchange for privileges granted to us, and that these priv ileges need not be granted to any other nation. This leaves France the option of seeking an Interchange of concessions, regardless of our tariff modus Vivendi with Germany, or start ing a tariff war. Secretary Root's de cision places a broad definition on the meaning of reciprocity and will prob ably force action upon trade treaties negotiated under the DWngley bill, but which have so far failed of ratification by the senate. FEDERAL BAMC DEPOSITS. Wall street bankers have discovered another source of grievance against the west. The Aldrlch bill, passed by the last congress, provided for the de posit of customs receipts in national banks that had been designated as government depositories, without the necessity of going through the Treas ury department at Washington, as had been the practicte under the old law. A clause in the bill, however, provided that In making deposits of federal funds in national banks the secretary of the treasury "shall distribute the deposits herein provided for, as far as practicable, equitably between the different states and sections." Under that clause western banks are asking their share of the deposits of federal funds and Wall street is voicing its wrath. The New York Journal of Commerce, echoing this Wall street sentiment, says: The nominal "placing" of the money In distant sections In order to give locl In stitutions an opportunity of using the funds in the devolopmcnt of the country Is a mere farce. The money has no effect on the community In which the small bank la located, and the only result of the pro cess Is to earn for the western bank an Interest rate which It has done nothing to deserve. It might be replied that the same Is true where the deposit Is directly made with an eastern Institution since the bank In that case Is In exactly the same situation as to the uso of the money, except that It pays w Interest to ltt cor respondent. The reply would be, on the surface of things, correct, but it should be borne In mind that In making deposits with New York Institutions the depart ment, at least sends the funds to the finan cial center of the country from which In the first Instance the greater bulk of the withdrawals through taxation were made, and In which the use of the deposits is most directly called for. The government now has on deposit with the national banks about $175, 000,000. The money draws no inter est, but is secured by the deposit of federal bonds or other accepted securi ties. It has been the custom for years for the Treasury department to deposit these funds with the eastern banks, to relieve the currency stringency, to pro vide funds to "move the crops," or on other excuses which have occurred to the minds of the Wall street financiers. The Interest earnings which have gone entirely to the benefit of the eastern bankers have totalled a large amount at times when call money has been in big demand and interest rates ab normally high, due to the demand from speculative Interests. Under the provisions of the Aldrlch law, the western banks are entitled to a share of this benefit and are claim ing it. The long-accepted and pleas ant financial fiction that Wall street must act as the middleman in placing federal deposits in the hands of west ern bankers has been exploded and Wall street is almost inconsolable. It makes a difference whose ox Is gored. The excuse given by General Man ager Holdrege for going back on his promise of a new Burlington station at Nebraska City Is really laughable. He Bays that he doubts the possibility of obtaining an appropriation for the proposed building because "investors are so disinclined under present cir cumstances to put money into railroad securities." Of course the great Bur lington road cannot put a few thou sand dollars into a passenger station without first going out and borrowing money by issuing bonds. What has become of the piteous appeals made to the legislature not to Interfere with the railroad rates in order that the roads might earn a surplus to be used for betterments and extensions? The Burlington could have built two sta tions at Nebraska City with the money it blew in maintaining its lobby at Lin coln last winter. If the railroads are so anxious to have a physical examination of their property they can easily get one, so far ab their Nebraska lines are con cerned, by making it themselves and presenting it to the State Board of As sessment as a basis for taxation. That would prove very quickly to what ex tent the water has been capitalized to float the stockB and bonds In excess of the physical valuat.on. Another railroad has secured per mission from the State Railway com mission to apply short line rates to passenger hauls even bf low the 2-cent-a-inile fare required bAlaw. The ques- j tioa arises whether a rkdroad that is voluntarily putting in a rate less than 2 cents can go into court to fight the 2-cent rate law on the ground that It is confiscatory or noncompensatory. If these railroads can carry passengers on a roundabout line that has little traffic for less than 2 cents a mile, how can they show any hardship from be ing prevented from charging more than 2 cents a mile on the'lr own short lines which are the natural routes of travel? Frank II. Hitchcock, now first as sistant postmaster general, Is said to be slated to succeed Mr. Loeb as pri vate secretary to the president, if Mr. Loeb retires. Prospective White House visitors with, grievances will please note that In addition to his other qualifications for the position Mr. Hitchcock Is the best amateur heavy weight boxer in the District of Columbia. The people of Florence think they are entitled to as good treatment at the hands of the street railway com pany as the people of Benson and Dundee. If they can make out before the state board as strong a case as they set up in the resolutions adopted af their town meeting they may get what they are demanding. Mayor Hoctor of South Omaha has been noted as one of the conspicuous members of the line of land seekers In front of the North Platte land office. The mayor of the thriving burg on our south must be figuring on vacating his office at the end of his term by annexa tion or otherwise. It is announced that an appeal is to be taken from the decision of the dis trict court ruling against the demo cratic city council's claimant for the office of city engineer. The democrats notoriously die hard when anything like official patronage is at stake. With Governor Heyward of South Carolina and Governor Glenn of North Carolina both ardent prohibitionists, testimony shoufd be plentiful to the truth of that historic legend that It is a long time between drinks for the governors of the Carollnas. Talk that fount. Chicago News. Reports by large corporations belle some men's panic talk. Llaht Rifts the (llooni. Washington Herald. Hon. Champ Clark Intimates that he will take the democratic nomination for presi dent, If no one else will. This shows that the situation is not utterly hopeless. Fair Treatment Assured. Baltimore American. Railroads will always be given fair treat ment. It Is because they have been defy ing the law and setting at naught the rights of the people that they are now being called to account. Pnttlnsr up Smooth Fare. Baltimore American. The management of a railroad In Ne braska has Issued an order that all the conductors on the line must be clean haven. Naturally, this order will bo de nounced as a bare-faced outrage. The Old ItellaMe Bonansa. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Secretary of Agriculture Wilson stated In a recent speech that the agricultural production of the United States last year was $(1,794,000,009, an Increase of 44 per cent since 1PO0. Why boys on the farm should run away from this bonansa Is getting to be a mystery. Assimilation of the Coreana. Brooklyn Ragle. Corea Is being civilized In the usual abrupt manner. Whenever the natives ob ject violently to the existing order Japa nese cavalry ride over them to show how foolish It Is to meddle with the march of progress. Gradually the Coreana them selves will see It !n that light. Prosrreas of Disarmament. Philadelphia Recgrd. Twelve hundred Italians on one steamer were told before reaching Ellis Island that If any weapons were found on them or In their baggage they would probably be de ported. Plaarniament was Instant and uni versal. The" knives and revolvers went overboard In a torrent, and when the Im migrants reached Ellis Inland there wasn't a dangerous man In the lot. Trncedles of the Rail. Bprlngfleld Republican. Complete figures have recently been given of the casualties upon the British rail roads In 1906, and It appears that 1.169 per sons were killed and 7.24 Injured, an In crease of 70 killed and 745 Injured, as com pared with 1906. The last annual report of the Interstate Commerce commission Showed that In the year ending June 30, 1906. our American railroads had killed 4.22S persons. Including both passengers and employes, and Injured fi6,709. while in the year' ending June SO, 1906, the figures were 3.798 killed and 65,466 Injured. NOT WORTH THE EFFOnT. Tarlahteons Rink of Life la Search for the Pole. Cincinnati Enquirer. The theory Is that the region to which we give the general description of the North Pole Is a vast sea, probably frozen over the year round. There Is nothing to discover that may not be outlined In the imagination as vividly as the natural eye could depict, In the nit sly regions cf the forbidden north. The contributions to sci ence of the polar expeditions are generally ' trilling nut worth the unrlJ;t'ou rlk of life. The record Is one of long suffering, ; starvation and encrmous expense. The lues of life and the demoralization of misery cry out that a "da to the pole" Is a hysterical slogan. Koine men may be satlsfled with such a record for heroism. They start for the pole and, not getting there, return to b lionised for having tr!ej. Explorers have gone close enough to the ultimate north latitude to teach the Irseon that the polar center Is unattainable, and that If It were there would be nothing worth taking an ordinary voyage In starch of. It la a mystery more endurlrr than eternity, for there lurks In the beart of even unrellx'oua humanity the Idea that we ahull seine lime reach another land, fairer than dajr, where life lasti beyond the cal culations of the Unite. The North Pole Is death and sometimes oblivion. Explorers may have reaihi-d there, but if they did they perished In the uninteresting waste and left no one to tell the story and no drift or relic to hint of where they had bcun. OS TIIR PRRMDKSTIAL FIRISQ LINES. Oatapokea Opposition to the Third Term Idee. Chicago Tribune (Rep.) The Tribune Is opposed on principle to the third term. It ilsked much tn 1SJ when It opposed the renomlnatlon of General Grant for a third term. It would risk as much In 1!X If It should become necessary to oppose the renomlnatlon of President Roosevelt under similar condi tions. The Tribune for one Is not willing to admit that there Is but one man In the t'nlted Ptates, who Is capable of serving here, ftnd among them all there must be more than one who Is fit to occupy the White House and discharge the duties of the chief magistrate. We believe that there must be more than a dozen In tho republican party alone. Moreover, It Is by no means certain that the renomlnatlon of President Roose velt for a third term would be followed by an election. The Tribune may be mistaken on this subject, but It believes there Is a deep, nbldlngf feeling among the people that two terms are enough for any man. Part of this feeling may be latent. It may not have been aroused. It would be, when the campaign came on, If a popular candidate should be op posed to Mr. Roosevelt on the other side. It would be proclaimed that we were tending toward Imperialism, and we would be. If the tradition In regard to the third term should be broken down, there Is no reason why It should not be followed by a fourth or a fifth term, and as Mr. Roosevelt Is comparatively a young man, he might continue to be elected for several terms more. The people are not ready for that. They believe" a change In the White House Is a good thing, aa well as a change In other political offices. No man in good enough to be president forever, and the Tribune for one will not admit that among the 80.000.000 people In the t'nlted States there Is not one so good as Theodore Roosevelt, who may be chosen to succeed hlra In the White House. (Governor Ilnahea Picked for llOM. Henry Watterson In Courier Journal. I met governor, then Mr. Hughes, familiarly In Providence during the lROfi commencement of Brown university, which conferred degrees upon each of us. He Impressed me aa a nne type of the New England American In the prime of his powers, unaffected and sturdy, with a charming twinkle of dry humor. The final evening which we passed together around a delightful board, where there was a good company and plenty of sosa water, I said to him: "The republicans will nominate you for governor of New York, Mr. Hughes. They don't want to. but they will have to. They can elect nobody else. Now, when you get to Albany ive your days and nights to a close study of the career ef Samuel J. Tllden, because you will stand precisely In the relation to the presidential nomination of 1908 on the republican side which Mr. Tllden stood to on the demo cratic side In 1876. The Issue which made Tllden the democratic governor made him the democratic presidential nominee. The Issue which Is going to make you a repub lican governor of New York will make you the republican nominee for president They will no more want you for president than they, now want you for governor. But they'll have to take you. The Issue of the time and tse situation of the party will force them." Governor Hughes seems to have learned the Tllden lesson pretty well already and the rest will take care of Itself. Here then Is my guess of the republican ticket In im-. For President. CHARLES E. HUGHES of New York. For Vice President, JOSEPH O. CANNON of Wlnols. Taft In HI. Fl.htlna; Clothe.. Washington Dispatch to New York Times. The keynote of Secretary Taft charao ter Is loyalty, both to the principles he believes In, the men who advocate them, and the interests of hla friends. The spec tacle of the big barons of the republican party openly organising for a reaction against President Roosevelt and his noll cles stirred the Hghting nbre In Taft's blood. He was appealed to In the name of Rooeeveltlsm by circumstances and by men to help fight a common enemy. Then came his friends and the brother he loves to beg him to accept the situation and be the candidate for the presidency. Reluctantly, almost sadly and after the pressure became well nigh Irresistible, he yielded. Now that he Is enlisted for this flght the country will see a new Taft, tho flghtlng Taft. It Is time people got ac quainted with this man. The Taft they know Is the genial, laughing, good-natured giant who goes about here and In foreign lands, patching up troubles, chloroforming revolutions, smoothing down the stiff brjstles of anger the smiling agent of peace. But there la- a Taft whose smile has faded from his Hp, leaving a strong mouth set like a steel trap above a protruding, pugnmclous Jaw. The blue eyes of this un known Taft, Taft the fighter, contract to points, points blue with the blueness of burnished steel. His voice Is cold, hard and steady, but hla big fists clinch In anger as forceful as his other qualities are forceful. It takes a long time to get him "mad," but when effort succeeds It Is a aad time for those who have roused him. The men who follow the fortunes of William H. Taft into this political cam paign will And all the fighting they want and he will lead Just as long as there Is anybody left to follow. Control of Republican Convention. New York Sun (Ind. rep.). Adhering, therefore, to our conviction, In which we are sustained by a restricted but highly intelligent minority, we hold that it Is Impossible that Mr. Roosevelt should he renominated, but we unreservedly admit that he will utterly control the conven tion; and we find ourselves forced to ac cept the authoritative program which In cludes and defines the functions of that body and the quality and the duties of Mr. Roosevelt's successor. May we venture to take It for granted that Mr. Roosevelt will lee to It that the republican national convention ts held be fore the democratic national convention? He has doubtless foreseen the grave em burrassment that would otherwise be in tailed, because It Is Impossible at least Impossible at this Juncture to conceive how, In the event that the democrats met before the republicans, they could avoid nominating Mr. Roosevelt. Calamities that are foreseen seldom hap pen, but It must be confessed that such a contingency might Impair Mr. Roosevelt's control of the republican oonventlon that Is, If any merely human or mundane In fluences could have any effect upon It. Third Term Sentiment. Washington Herald (lnd ). Third terai sentiment astonishes us by appearing In the most unexpected quar ters. We hear of It north, south, east and west, In all parties and among all sorts and conditions of men. Perhsps the peo ple are prepared to smash a precedent and It Is conceivable that the third term Issue might be as effective In rallying sup port to Mr. Roosevelt aa It would be In consolidating the forces of the opposition. At all events. It would add sest and nov elty to our somewhat outworn political controversies. rharpenlng party differ ences and offering a new alignment to the perplexed voters of all shades of opln'on. Uut it Is yet too early to forecast Its value as a party a&se' TIRED AMD SICK YET MUST WORK "Man may work from inn te sua knit woman's work Is nerer done." In order to keep the home neat and pretty, the children well dressed and tidy, women orerdo and often suffer in silence, drifting along from bad to worse, knowing; well that they ought to hare help to overcome the pains and aches whioh daily make life a burdtn. It is to these woman that Lydla B. PiaWham's Vegetable Compound, made from native roots and herb, oomes as a blesafnir. When the spir its are depressed, the head and back aches, there are dragging-dowa pains, nerrousnesn, aleepleasneaa, and re In stance to fro anywhere, thet,e are only symptoms which unless heeded, are soon followed by the worst forms of Female Complaints. Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound keeps the feminine organism ina strong and healthy condition. Itoeres loiiainmaMon, Ulceration, displacements, and organic troubles. In preparing for child-birth and te carry women safely through the Change of Life It is most efficient. Mrs. Augustus Lyon, of East Earl, Pa., writes Pear Mrs. THnk ham: "For a long time I suffered from female troubles and had all kinds of aches and pains In the lower part of bnck and sides, I could not sleep and had no appetite. Since taking Lydia E. Pinkham s Vegetable Compound and following the adrioe which yon gave me I feel like a new woman and I oannot praise Mrs. Pinkhatn' Invitation to Women Women suffering" from any form of female weakness are Invited to write Mrs Pinkham. at Lynn, Mass. Out of her vast volume of ex perience she probably baa the rtrt knowledge that will help your eaee. Her ad rice is free and always PERSONAL NOTES. A Baltimore physician risea to remark that Americans have too much nerve for their own good. Certainly some of them have. Honore Jaxson of Chicago, for ex ample. The Department of Agriculture ts soon going to Issue a bulletin devoted entirely to beans, and It Is believed that even Boston will be able to learn a little some thing from It. Passengers on the Atlantic steamers have observed red lights In the Iceberg district Managers of tho ocean greyhounds arc de termined to please and provide all tho characteristics of home. Managers of the Jamestown fair Jarred the historic harmony of the opening by falling to give the Smiths a front seat In the vocal exercises. Is the pioneer family a back number in Virginia T It Is the good fortune of Vermont to have fourteen living ex-governors, ranging In age from 84 years down to half a century. The list Is, of course, headed by Frederick hlol brook of Brattleboro, the war governor. Dr. Nelson C. N. Randolph, aged 7S, a great-grandson of Thomas Jefferson, has Just died at Charlottesville, Va. For sev enteen years he was a member of the Board of Visitors of the University of Virginia and for eight years rector of that Institution. Joseph Benson Foraker of Ohio has been fighting one way or another ever since at ths age of 16 he ran away from his home to enlist in the uslon army when the civil war broke out. As a campaign speaker he has been described as "a wizard and a hypnotist" Tkomas A. Edison has returned to New York after spending a number of weeks In Florida and will at once start In ths new line of work he mapped out on hla sixtieth birthday. The Inventor will hereafer do rote his time to the purely scientific side of electrical wsrk. Senator Carmack, who ts rather given to telling Characterisations of his colleagues, said of Senator Spooner's change ef front on the Philippine policy that the senator from Wisconsin "had endured the annexa tion of Hawaii, pitied the taking over of the Philippines and embraced the seizure of Panama." The German emperor has a handsome In come, but every penny of It comes to him as king of Prussia and none as emperor. The exact amount is one of the state secrets. The fact of his being at the head of the German empire does not better the king to the extent of a dollar, though there is a certain amount given htm to be used, only, however, for charitable purposes. J. P. Mergan Is preparing In London, under the direction of W. Williamson, the noted English authority on miniatures, one of the most sumptuous and costly volumes ever published. It will contain reproduc tions In color of Mr. Morgan's unrivaled collection of miniatures. Forty copies of the superb book will cost $2,600 each and forty more $1,3W each $150,000 In all. For the last eighteen months the cear has been virtually a prisoner In one of his own palaces and In the Intervals of state work he has solaced hlmsolf with compos ing music and writing verse. His, poetry Is melodious and carefully polished and his music Is melancholy snd Inspired by a spirit of fatalism. Some three years ago some of the ciar- poems were published under the pseudonym of Olsf, with music by his cousin, the grand duke of D'Asla, but he has himself set some of his verses to music with a considerable amount of taste and a real knowledge of harmony. Nicholas II has a fine collection of violins, of which he is very proud. Information Mlthheld. Chicago Chronicle. "At last," says William Jennings Bryan, "we are going Into a campaign united on the right side of the questions." Great! Now If the American people only knew who "we" are, what the questions are and what the right side of them Is how happy they would be! Chinese fon.ol Promoted. SAN FRANCISCO. May J Word has been received here that Ilo Yow, formerly Chinese consul general at this port, has been appointed by the Chinese government to the position of commissioner of foreign affairs at Canton. Where Could You Get Better PiaLiio Values Facts about th A. Hospe Co. M utile Store: riift We are absolutely one price. Every piano in our house Is plainly marked with the amount of its value. That price and that price- only will buy it. rx-cond We give no commissions. Therefore it is not necessary for is to add to the real value of our pianos an amount that must go as profit to a third party. We believe commissions are unfair to our customers. We obtain business on the merits of our pianos and the low prices. Third Every piano in our store comes from a factory-that Is abso lutely reliable. They are so arranged In our display rooms that you ran make an impartial and thorough inspection before selecting. 'Vc car. assure you that not an Instrument leaves our house which Is not worth every cent you pay. Fourth In no other store in the country will you find a larger, more ' varied or more up-to-date stock. Ours Is ten ordinary plano 'stores !n one. We are factory distributers and guarantee the lowest prices on the following best lines of pianos: The Krakauer for WW the Kranich & lUcli for $37S, the Hush & Lane for 37S, the Kimball for $200, the Cable-Nelson for 9275, the Wewer for ' $250. the Kensington for $223, the Oainrr for $l(rO, the Kim be and KmerMon-Angrlua, etc., eVc. WE HAVE XOV $SO TO $1.10 OX A NAM) A. Hospe Co., 1513 Douglas Street ' Write for Free Catalogue. MRS. AUG. LYON your meaicine too highly. ' helpful. 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