TTTE OMAHA DAILY HKK: FRIDAY, AriUL 20, 1907. I Tiir Omaha Daily Dee FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR HOSE WATER. EDITOR. !;r.lorr'l ot Omsl! tnfrla as second (Un matter. TEHM9 OK SUBSCRIPTION. Dully Ilea (without Sunday), om year. . $4 W Dally hee and bunlsy one year Sunuey Bee, one year baluruuy Uee, one year l w DKUVKREU BT CARRIER. iHillv lien (Including Sunday), per wesk,.185 Dally lies (wltlvout Sundayi. per wek...l(c Kvenlng l.ee, (without Bundayl, per week. e Evening lieo (with Sunday), per week. ...loo Addrss complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. . Omaha The Bee Building. Houth Omaha City Hall Hullding. Council Bluffs in Penrl Street. Chicago 1610 I'nlty lltiilrllng. New York I Home I.lfe Insurance Bldg. Wiishlngton-fXJl Fourteenth Street. , CORRESPONDENCE. ' Communications relating- to news and ed itorial matter should be addressed. Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit bv 'Iraft. express or postal order, povahln to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accnurts. Fera-mal checks, except on Omiilm or eastern echsng, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, as: Charles C. Kosewster, general manager of The Bee Publishing Company, hclng duly rworn, anvil that the artiial number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Fiindnv Bee printed during the month of March, 1W7, was as follows: 1 32.080 II.... 3390 t 33,810 It 33,330 1 30,300 20 33,930 4 33,190 21 33,840 t 33,130 22 33,390 31.970 IS 33,690 7 31.8R0 21 30,450 1 31,960 2ft 84,040 31,fc40 2 33,930 10 30,400 27 33,860 11 38,370 2 83,790 12 31,1170 29 84,130 It 33,990 10 33,880 14 33,640 II 30,660 1 83,880 16 ... . 33,380 Total 1,008,660 IT.. 30,410 Less unso.d and returned copies. 8,164 Net Total 999,376 Daily average 38,337 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER, ' General Manager. Subacrtbed in my presence and sworn to beforo me this 1st dny of April, 1907. (Seal.) . AL B. H UNGATE, Notary PifBlic k WHE OIT OP TOW. - Babsrrlbers leaving the city lent, porarlly ahonld hare Tbe Bee nailed to them. Address will be ehaoged ,s often as requested. Financial note: The Nebraska wheat crop la still quoted above par. Paris reports a famine lu snails. Philadelphia's supply is apparently In exhaustible. As a base ball tosaer Mayor "Jim" Is not In It with the same "Jim ' en a lopo thrower. "What is the matter with New York?" asks a writer in The Krdder magazine. What isn't? Foreign visitors at the White House wore full dress at a morning reception. The St. Louis style Is evidently spread ing. Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., says he is tired of the publicity and newspaper notoriety. Is that boy going to turn mollycoddle? A New York girl lecUiuil In court that she could not live on 117,500 a year. Many other people do not for obvious reasons. Those city hall elevators might work better If they could utilise some of the steam blown off weekly lu the city council chamber. If this cold .weather continues much longer, when Miss Spring arrives she will have no time for anything except to introduce her successor. Editor- Stead of London says the Ann r leans are natural fighters. , He n.ust have been reading English his tory of King Qeorge III times. ,. - s Frost Is said to have played havoc with the Missouri fruit crop. This, however, will not kep MiasourJfrom offering the usual supply ot Hen Davis apples. Royal etiquette requires King Ed ward to kiss the kings he 1b visiting on his tour of Europe. He must re gret that more of the kings are not queens. Senator Beverldge predicts that the United States will fvnctually own all of the West Indies. Some men are never happy unless they are borrowing trouble. The president declares he Intends to take a long rest at Oyster Bay this summer, which means that while there he will not work more than twenty hours a day. Boston teamsters are Musing a lot of trouble In their strike. All a team Bter has to. do to block traffic Is to stop his wagon In the center of on ot Bos ton's narrow ' street These efforts to eliminate largs con tributions to campaign funds may make, It more than ever necessary to nominate a bar'l tor second place on all the national tickets. "The democrats axe planning to put another comedy on the road next j ear,?' says Colonel Watterson. If that's the ' case, why not nominate Weber and Fields T Officials of the Omaha street rail way company have been aaked to file a schedule of rate charged with the State Railway commission. That ought to be easy If the return only notes the exception In favor of the man with a tlme-eiptred transfer. light mm RODS CP tit jvwa. Governor Cummins of Iowa, who has been "prominently mentioned" a a candidate for the republican nomi nation for the presidency in 1908, has confounded sosna ci his political oppo nents In the state and added spice to the ante-campaign collection ot specu lative gossip by declaring that Presi dent Roosevelt should withdraw the statement he made on the night of the election In 1904 and agree to accept the nomination for another term. In a private letter intended for publica tion he says: Thore la a great deal being- said and a great deal oelng written with regard to the candklate for president, but it Is vastly more Important that we succeed In an nounclrg plntfoTm that will be expres sive of our purposes than It is now to de termine who the candidate shall be. p--sonnlly. I believe that President Rorwrelt's piaJn duty Is to withdraw his former state ment and to say that tinder the demand nyw made, and the evident stats of the public mind, he will accept another nomi nation If It Is tendered to him with prac tical unnnlmlty. In these days when politicians fre quently use the confidential letter as a medium. of conveying their views on pending public questions tho purpose of the writer is often more Important than the color of the ink used or the phraseology employed. ' The political situation In Iowa would be classified as "mixed" if It was quoted on the mar ket like live stock, and there is some difficulty in determining how much of Governor Cummins' letter 'was de signed for national political signifi cance and how much of it was calcu lated to confuse some of his. political opponents ot home. At the recent ses sion of the Iowa legislature a resolu- ion was Introduced endorsing Pi esi- dent Roosevelt and urging his nomlnit- ?on for another term. The resolution v as tabled and the faction if the Iowa republicans opposed to Governor Cum mins have been busy charging him with smothering the resolution lu order to further his own candidacy. The inference was naturally Implied that Governor Cummins was opposing President' Roosevelt. As a silencing answer to that brand of criticism, his letter goes to the extreme of profess ing a willingness to sacrifice personal ambition in a demand that the Roose velt policies be continued by their au thor Instead of being' sublet to any un derstudy from Iowa or any ' other state. v Time alone will demonstrate the Ehrewdness of Governor Cummins' tac tical move on the political checker board. Apparently the Iowa lightning rod Is up to catch flashes from either presidential or vice presidential thun derbolts. irREKQTH lit VlflOK. With a new regime ahead of us in the matter of railway rate regulation, Omaha should prepare to defend its rights and make sure of getting a square deal as compared with Its com mercial competitors. In every ques tion that may come up affecting our trade interests, either before the In terstate Commerce commission or the new Nebraska State Railway commis sion, Omaha should not demand more than It Is entitled to, but neither should It be content with less than It Is entitled to. The organization upon which the duty naturally devolves to take care of Omaha's Industrial Interest is tho Commercial club and no effort should be spared to strengthen and solidify the Commercial club with a view to making Its work In this direction more efficient and more effective. Des Moines Is Just prosecuting a cam-' pal go to raise Its Commercial club membership up to 1,000, and If Des Moines can maintain a club with 1,000 members Omaha ought to be able to push its Commercial club membership up to 1,200 or 1.500. The same methods employed In Des Moines and other cities tor recruiting by personal canvass and Individual effort can be employed In Omaha with equally good lesult. Under changed transportation co ad ditions that now exist the Commercial olub organisation can and must be a much mors -Important factor In promoting business growth, extending trade territory and preventing railroad discrimination than ever before. With all our business Interests compactly ranged together for nnlted action on very proposition Involving Omaha's commercial advancement and prestige there will be little danger of , com peting trade centers making any pre ventable gains upon us. "SUK&RUS" TO BC UNMASKED. Judge Samuel H. Cowan ot Texas Is getting ready to uncork another Jug of trouble. Judge Cowan for many years has been attorney of the big cattlemen of Texas, active In the work of the National Live Stock association, special Attorney ot the Interstate Com merce commission, and is credited with being the author of the railway rate bill passed by congress.. He has accomplished" much la bringing about recent reforms In transportation af fairs, but he has now undertaken a plan that looks like a blow at Tested rights. ' As attorney for the Texas Railway eommlaslon, Judgu Cowan la going down to New York to take testi mony and announces his intention ot making the big officials at headquar ters tell Just what disposition was made of the money entered on their books as "sundries" and charged to the expense account. "Sundries" has as many aliases as a professional crook. In England It ap pears as "Ei peases not Classified." In Nebraska and aome other western state, corporations rloak It as "Ex penses of the Law Department." Sometimes It parades as "Miscellane ous" and In private accounts it fre quently hides its sinful head under the cloak of "Inetnyntsls." .Indue Cowan and his Texas conferees have a notion that "Sundries" In railroad accounts means "millions that the railroads spend every year on politics, In one way or another" for the "crea tion of public opinion and lobbying." The Texans will demand the vouchers that will show the exact purposes as well 88 the amount expended and en tered on the books as "Sundries." Desirable as the purpose of the Texas ci.bimlHslon may be, trouble will fol low If Jade Cowan's plan succeeds and results in a sentiment and demand for universal explanation and elucida tion of the "Sundries" account. The traveling man Is going to protest if that $3.80 he lost at pinochle 'while waiting for the train at Podunk and the $4 for a new hat must be re turned only on piesentatlon of vouch ers Instead of being allowed as "Sun dries." The Junior partner will be compelled to cut tfiit the soubrctte suppers if "Sundries" will no longer pay the bill and the family account book will become a regular South American republic as a war breeder If the old man's expenditures for cigars. booze, lunch for the stenographer and items of that character have to be set down in damning detail instead of lumped under the accommodating and peace-promoting ead of "Sundries." Of course. Judge Cowan la only doing his duty to the shippers of Texas, but he ought to think a little about the welfare of the rest of mankind before he proceeds further in his crusade for the unmasking of "Sundries." WATTKRSOX Olt DEMVCRA TIC Colonel Henry Watterson, the vet eran editor of the Louisville Courier Journal, has long been one of the leading advisers, counselors and friends of the democratic party and special cb,aperone ' of tho "S'tnr-eyeJ goddess of reform." While he hts had a seat close to the head ot the ta ble in democratic counc.la, his advice has usually been dUreai dei, leaving him room for considerable satlttfactlou in saying, "I told yoi bo," when his party, ignoring nls nagi ndmonltior.3, has marched "from the slaughter house to the open grave." While the colonel has been spending some months in Europe, evidently he has been closely advised on the progress of political events at home. When on landing In New York he was abked it he thought there was any chanco tor democratic success at the next national election, he made this characteristic reply: Yes, If we should have cholera In the Philippines, yellow fever In Cuba;. If corn should drop to 80 cents and wheat to 40 cents. Then we wou'.d have a good chance. Yes. and we might win, too, If the re publican party should split wide open. It Is unkind, it not unprofessional, for Colonel Watterson to hold the In quest and announce the post mortem before the corpse has been produced. but his position is doubtless Justified by the attitude of many distinguished democrats who act as though they were preparing to attend the party funeral once more. The democratic party In the east has never accepted the latter day leadership and even the south Is showing disposition to get away, from the present control and re-establish the old , democratic party that used to represent some thing. On the day Colonel Watterson gave his Interview In New York, the Charleston (S. C.) News and Courier, one of the oldest and most powerful democratic papers In the south, editori ally declared, "Bryan cannot be elected. That much is certain, but he can de feat the election of any other demo crat by keeping himself so persistently In the public mind as the only avail able candidate of his party atlhe next election. Somebody else ought to have a chance. The democratic party ought to have a chance." Finding even such surface Indica tions of a sentiment among democrats that their party must have a creed and a purpose that are not subject to revision with each change of the moon is worthy of note. It Is doubt ful, however, If this budding senti ment of Colonel Watterson and the Charleston editor blossoms Into a de mand that the democratic party stand for something more than a label. N When it is said that the rallroad9 are In a quandary, as to what course to pursue on "the party ticket proposi tion" It should be explained that it re fers to party tickets Issued to theatri cal companies, base ball clubs and similar organizations traveling In a group and not to political party tick ets. The railroads are never in a quandary as to a party ticket propo sition In politics. People down at Lincoln are trying to make their local municipal cam paign a sort ot curtain raiser to next spring's presidential contest by drag ging into it the two republican United Stltes senators and the democratic leader, William Jennings Bryan. Pre sumably they will all tell the voters what a fine thing It Is to divorce city government completely from partisan politics. The eventual solution of the gar bage problem will be the removal of all garbage and refuse by the city at public expense In the Interest of the public health. Whatever temporary arran cements may be made that dis- rosltion of the matter should be kept In view, because that Is what nearly all the other cities have been finally compelled to come to. "I am confident," says B. F. Yoa knm, chairman of the executive board of the Rock Island, "of a complete re turn to normal railroad conditions, with no reduction in traffic for the year to come." This is particularly encouraging, coming as It does. from Mr. Yoakum, who vas going to tear up the Rock Island tracks and go back to farming if the different state- legis latures did not abandon their efforts to tasB railway regulation laws. The big fight on the brewers In Kansas la eald to Involve property be longing to nine corporations and valued at $250,000. This is not as much value as that owned by a single corporation In Omaha alone, where no where near as much noise is being made over legislation affecting ten times ns much property. Senator Bourne of Oregon says the people will force President Roosevelt to accept a second elective term. That $5,000,000 conspiracy to defeat the president alleged to have been hatched at a dinner given by Senator Bourne seems to have been stabbed In the house of Its friends. Uncle Sam has just held a civil serv ice examination for five boys who as-, pire to appointment as messenger in the Weather bureau office at Omaha. Wonder If the questions made sure that none of the boys is barred from employment by the new Nebraska la tor law? The Washington Star suggests Bryan and Warfleld for the demo cratic ticket In 1908. The first wave of enthusiasm over the suggestion has subsided since the public has learned that the Warfleld named is a Maryland governor and not David Warfleld, the actor. Rental agents report that the de mand for habitable dwellings at mod erate rentals is constantly ahead of the supply here in Omaha. The open ing for profitable Investment In such buildings should not be overlooked by people with Idle money on hand. The brewers at Springfield, 111., have limited the supply of free beer to one gallon a day for each employe. The men are retaliating by demanding extra pay so they can buy another gal lon daily after they quit work. Milwaukee boasts that the breweries bottle 1,000,000 bottle of beer a minute. It might add that they are emptied also at a rate which leaves to large surplus In the warehouses. The Old Trath Restated. Kansas City Journal. There Is not a republican politician In the country who la so useful to the republican party as Bryan Is. Sloir bat Bare Proitress. Chicago Record-Herald. Governor Hushes of New York Is unfor tunately discovering that a governor with out help can put In most of his time clear ing away the obstructions that are heaped In front of him on the way to reform. Calamity as a Polltlenl Aaaet. New York World. Marse Henry Watterson thinks the demo crats might win "If cholera should break out In the Philippines, yellow fever In Cuba, and corn should go to 10 cents a bushel and wheat to 40 cents." Few democrats would prsy for victory at that rate. The Knock Con rtroaa. Louisville Courier-, Journal. William T. Stead aays have ear for nothing but dollar. If they would on the Americana the clink of the ly listen to the clinking of the dollar half to W. T. Btead the other reformer might get the of his system. of the time and half that great peevishness out The niv lek In Atloa. Kansas City Journal. The labor unions that were dissatisfied with President Roosevelt's utterance re garding the Indicted Idaho agitators will be still more dissatisfied with his reply to their criticisms. The president seems to be as fearless of organised labor as of organised capital. "What Ulaht Have Reea." Philadelphia Record. Jamea C. Dahlman, democratic national committeeman from Nebratka. aays of next year's democratic convention, "That free silver la dead Mr. Bryan will admit by ac cepting a platform from which Its men tion will be eradicated." If Mr. Bryan had been equally convinced of Ita deadness In 19C4 the country would be now under a democratic ' president., and we are not aware of anything that baa killed free silver since then. Seeklasr Pnhlle Cnod Will. Bprlngfleld Republican. The movement to unite the western roads In a legal contest against the J-cent fare leglslntlon Is not succeeding as well as ex pected. One of the most Important of the lines, the Chicago A Northwestern, has decided to submit to the t-cent laws adopted In Nebraska and Iowa, and the Great Northern road. It la reported, will likewise submit to the similar legislation enacted In Mlnnesots. Presumably, that U to aay. they are willing to give the re duced rate a practical test, which alone can determine whether It Is reasonable or confiscatory. This la, of course, the better policy to pursue In the esse of any rail road desiring the good will 0T the public. Philosophies! Skepticism. Chicago Chronicle. There Is absolutely nothing so shallow, foolish and ruinous that It la not believed and advocated by some people who are otherwise Intelligent and wire. For In stance, Major Woodruff, a surgeon In the United States army, who has a high repu tation as a man of science, traces nearly all tuberculosis. Insanity and suicide to sunl'ght. Unless men. he says, abandon rVn this foolishness about "God's sunshine" the race will perish from the earth. Ills theory Is that luea were originally black and became white and consumptive by venturing too much out of the shade of the Jungle. Can anybody wonder at philo sophies! skepticism which doubts the power ot the human mind to arrive at any truts.l BITS OP WSHI(iT()1 LIFE. Mlaor Beeaes aad lapldeats Sketched 'I the Spot. The many trials and troub'es of ad ministration, crucial as they appeared, sink Into Insignificance before the crisis prectpMattwl 4 CTder TtVlTiff fnlr rore from the government printing office. It Is the greatrsl test of strength, courago and daring welcomed by the administra tion aince the Rough Riders swept the heights of Santiago and mocked the hall of Mauser bullets. The order Is aimed at the women employes of the printshop. They wasted precious time primping be foro the mirrors. In times pnt many of the floors had from forty to fifty mltrors upon the walls In convenient reach of the women em ployes when ready to go to lunch or to leave for the day. Knth mirror belonged to a particular beauty or to a congenial group and tho utmost harmony prevailed. "Now," complain the girls, "there is but one nrge mirror left, and that In the main dressing room. It Is Impossible for a hun dred or more women to gather around one mirror at one time and get any satisfac tion out of tho proceeding. Consequently we have to dash on our hats, guess at where our faces need washing most, and saunter out on the street a perfect fright." "The women waste too much time fixing their hair and arranging their hats," Is the reasoning ot the department officials. "We waste no time belonging to the gov ernment, and should certainly have the right to look decent," Is the way the women see It. When General John M. Wilson, IT. S. A., retired, was superintendent of public build ings and grounds In Washington, under Cleveland, relates the Washington Herald, he was Invited one afternoon by General "Phil" Sheridan to accompany him on a carriage drive about the city. The hero of Winchester was In fine spirits until they approached Scott Clrc.e, In the cen ter of which loomed the equestrlnn statue of General Wlnfleld Scott. Then "little Phil" became serious. Reining up his horses, he sat and gased earnestly at the stntua. "Wilson,' said General Sheridan, "I have an Incurable malady and do not ex pect to live more than a year. When I am AaaA T mnnnaa , Vi ti f mv amiAltrlnn Htlltlie wiii oe ereciea somewnere in wHsningiou. I request here and now that you see to It that I am not seated upon such an out rageous looking horse b that uoon which the sculptor has placed Scott." The Scott horse, by the wsy, was mod eled after one of the favorite mares rid den by General John Morgan, the dashing Kentucky confederate cava rymnn, a fact known only to General Wilson and a few other persons In Washington. Although fourteen years have passed since congress provided for the erection of an equestrian statue of General Sheri dan, the capital Is as yet devoid of that piece ot monumental art. Work was be gun on it several years ago by J. Q. A. Ward, the American sculptor, who, It is said, finally has abandoned the task, largely because of the Injunction of Gen eral Sheridan that his fcronie likeness be not placed upon any but a read war horse. Mr. Ward, It la stated, has made numerous models of horses, none of which pleased him, and he destroyed them In turn. Pre sumably when the statue is made it will be placed in Sheridan Circle, on Maasa chusettes avenue,, near Rock, creek. Somebody asked Speaker Cannon a few days ago what congress was likely to do after meeting next December. -"When I was a boy," said the Danville statesman, "we used to go coon hunting at night u.d we used to have some mighty good dogs. But some of them could not be kept in oontrol run off after a rabbit or a skunk after the coon had been started. We used to call these 'sooner dogs. Now, congress don't meet until next December. That's a long way oft and I'm no sooner. The next president? Oh, no matter who he Is, I'll be able to-get along with him. I got along alt right with Preaident McKlnley and President Harrison and a number of other presidents and I think, the Lord willing, that I'll be able to keep friends with the next man that enters the presidential chair." ' The Agricultural department has had con siderable trouble In deciding to what extent the term "sardine" can be used In food products. Dr. Wiley, the federal chemist, and Secretary Wilson labored with the question of the proper labelling of fish of this kind, finally gave It up. and submitted the problem to the bureau of fisheries. The wise heads of that bureau got together and reached the following conclusion: "Commercially, the rame sardine has come to signify any small, canned, clupe oid fish; and the methods of perparatlon are so various that It la Impossible to establish any absolute standard of quality. It appears - to this department that tho purposes of the pure food law will be carried out and the publio fully protected If all sardines bear a label showing the place where produced and the nature ot the Ingredients used In preserving or flavor ing the fish.'' In harmony with the 'opinion of the ex perts of the bureau of fisheries the De partment of Agriculture has decided that the term "sardine" may be applied to any small fish described above, and that the name "sardine" should be accompanied with the name of the country or state In which the fish are taken and prepared, and with a statement of the nature of the Ingredients used In preserving or flavoring the fish. SpVaker Cannon the other evening stood In the receiving line at the Washington residence ot Vice President Fairbanks pass ing kindly word and grip with friends as they came along. At length his own daughter approached . and drawing1 up his spare frame he grasped her hand In formal fashion and . Inquired with well-assumed disinterestedness: "Your name, please?" "Lydla Plnkham," replied Miss Cannon, amiably. "Well, Lydla, my dear, we are well met," the speaker responded, "for I guess there's just about as much good In your remedies as there Is In my presi dential boom!" . Admiral Wlnfleld Scott Schley was In formed the other day that he was again being boomed for vice president. The veteran sailor said with marked animation: "My whole life's training hss tended to unfit me for civil duty and I feel sure that If I were to accept responsible office I should soon be heartily despiped. No man trained to the trade of the soldier or sillor Is fit to hold office In a government like ours. PTverycne who has tried It has proved a failure. So to the deuce with this talk of me for vice president or anything else!" As near an approach to a Joke as ever came from the supreme court bench wss a statement made by Justice Holmes last week In announcing decision In the rase of David Kawananakoa. Jonah Kalanlanaols. AbUals W. Kanwananakoa and Elisabeth K. Kalanlananle agalnK Bllen Alberdell. Holmes merely said the case was No. TX and he would not announce the names, as they were of record. Only Justice lie Kenna gave the suggestion of a smile. Oar Baar Iay. Washington Herald. When the next campaign subscription Is collected. Mr. Harrlman need not bother about hiring extra help to keen tha visi tors away from his offioa. ' NATURE PROVIDES FOH SICK WOMEN a more potent remedy in the roots snd herbs of the Meld than was ever produoed from drug's. In the good old fashlonnd days of our grandmothers few drugs were used In medicines and Lydla K. Plnkham, of Lynn. Mass., In her study of roots and herbs and their power over disease discovered and gate to the women of the world a remedy for their peculiar ills more potent and efllcaclous than an combination of drugs. Lydia E. Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound Is an honest, tried and true remedy of unquestionable therapeutic value Dnrlng its record of more than thirty years, its lonjr list of actual cures of those serious ills peculiar to women, entitles L.vUia E. i'inkham's Vegetable Compound to tho respect and confidence of every fair minded person and every thinking; woman. When women are troubled with irregular or painful functions, weakness, displacements, ulceration or inflammation, backache, flatulency, general debility. Indigestion or nervous prostration, they should rctt-cmber there Is one tried and true remedy, Lydia G. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. No other remedy in the country has such a record of cures of female ills, and thousands of women residing in every part of the United States bear willing testimony to the wonderful virtue of Lydla E. Pink ham's Vegetable compound and what it has done for them. Mrs. l'inkham Invites all sick women to write her for advtee. She has guided thousand! to health. For twenty-fire years she has been advising sick women free of charge. She is the daughter-in-law of Lydla E. Pink ham and as her assistant for years before her decease advised under her lmm,ili,(A ttf,t ltti A iVl rot, T.vnn XT ,e. PERSONAL SOTEI. I The New York bank clerk who stole $j0,(KO worth of bonds Is likely to be In bonds for quite a while. Justice Brewer pleads with members of the legnl profession to elevate it, but some could contribute to this laudable end only by resigning. With a $14,CO0,00o surplus In the treasury and $1,000,000 a month being added to it, it is not to be doubted that those Cuban patriots will soon begin to take an Inter est In something besides chicken fighting. Rnbbi J. Leonard Terry of the Rodelp Shalom congregation of Pittsburg, and president of the Pittsburg Peace society, will go to Germany next month to ask the toy makers to cease manufacturing toys which Instill thoughts o war lnv the minds of children. j Although a millionaire, Edwin V. Curtis has taken the position of United States subtreasurer at Boston. Early in life he (took a fancy to politics, and, having plenty of money, he gratified his desire. He was elected mayor of Boston. Twice afterward he was nominated, but each time defeated. Sheffield Ingalls of Atchison, Kan., son of the famous senator from that state, has made a good reputation as a lawyer and has fought his way Into the Kansas legislature against powerful opposition. Mr. Ingalls persistently refuses to make use of his relationship to his distinguished father and claims to be divested of the handicap of illustrious ancestry. The hope of keeping the Anthony home stead In Rochester open as a memorial to Susan B. Anthony snd for the use of suffragists has been relinquished amid uni versal regret, but the heirs. Miss Lucy Anthony and Rev. Anna H. Shaw, found It Impossible, and the house will be closed or fall into the hands of strangers. The personal belongings of Susan and Mary Anthony have been gathered together and carefully put away. ' Pennsylvanians who take an Interest In public affairs are filled with shame and mortification by the state house disclosures. One of the state officers who had some-, thing to do with letting the crooked con tract gave a painful exhibit of ignorance before the Investigating commission. Like the boy who playfully placed a burr on the subway side of a mule's tall, he may truthfully exclaim, "I ain't quite as hand some as I was, but I know a blamed sight more." Frank James, Missouri's famous ex-bandit, has been a Iawabldlng citlsen ever since that day more than twenty years ago when he voluntarily surrendered to Governor Crittenden at Jefferson City after he had baffled for years the efforts of the best detective agencies In the oountry to capture him. At present Frank Is living In Kansas and meets dally many of the men whom be used to fight In yie bloody days of the border warfare between Mis souri and Kansas. GLOWING OCTLOOK, FOR FARMERS. Future of the Foaadatloa ot national Prosperity. Cleveland Leader. Much of the prosperity which the Amer ican people are enjoying, In unprecedented degree, Is based upon the solid foundation of the soli and the minerals under the soil. It rests tn large part upon the earth, not In the more distant and less evident sense, but Immediately and visible. Great crops have added enormously to the wealth and resources of the nation. They have made hundreda of thousands of farmers well-to-do who were In pecuniary straits only a few years ago. A multitude of land owners, especially In the newer states and territories, have been enabled to make costly Improvements upon their property, which have sdded much to Its productiveness. Good times have given farmers an opportunity to fertilise, drain. Irrigate and develop their land as they never could before. Manufacturers of machinery and tools for Irrigation ditches, drainage ditches and other land Improvements rejort a remark able and unparalleled volume of business. They cater to a wide demand, which Is steadily growing greater. They are in touch with the forehandedness and enterprise of the farmers, who have prospered so much that they are able to put much money Into the betterment of their property. It will not do to estimate the possibilities ot American agriculture by Its pant or measure Its future by the records of yesrs gone by. There will be constant enrich ment and Improvement, and increased pro ductiveness throughout the country. Oar Friend, the Enemy. New York Sun. The democratic party Is the most good natured and long, suffering party on earth. If we could take you through our establishment, and show you the vast care and cleanliness which produce the old original egg and sugar coated Arbuckles Ariosa Coffee, no one could ever tempt you to change to any other coffee. AROCaX BSOS.. New York Cat. LYDIA E. P1NKHA1 LETTER ASD SPIRIT OF I, AW. Means Adopted by Lawyers t Rvnde Iloth. Chicago Chronicle. Justice Brewer of tlTfe national supreme court In a public aitdress delivered a day or two ago said that no other profession was so often and so wrongfully attacked as the legal profession. But he Immedi ately added than "an Ingenious lawyer can often find either In the statute or In the . mode of enforcement some way of escape from Its penalties. It Is this," ha continued, "which provokes the frequent remarks that the law so seldom reaches the rich, for the rich can pay for the brainiest and the branlest can most cer tainly discover the means of evasion." As against this Judge Brewer appealed for a higher standard of ethlos. He thought It not too much to ask every law yer to soy to his client: "This may be legal, but It Is dishonest and I will have nothing to do with It." In all this Justice Brewer hit not only the lawyers, but the laws and the courts pretty hard. He very plainly Intimated that the laws were defective, that the courts regarded the letter rather than the spirit, and that brainy lawyers were none too scrupulous. It is perhaps, too much to expect that lawyers who, the judge Intimates, get their fattest fees for discovering means of evasion will reform so long as the laws ore defective and the courts regard the letter and technicalities rather than ths substance of the law and the purpose for which law IS made. MERRY JIKGLB9. "Now that Grindle has made his pits h has joined the church." "Wonder why he didn't Join before?" "He didn't want anything to Interfere; with his business." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "What special kind of beverage do you suppose the poet thought of when be wrote, 'Drink to m tmly with thme rf 11 "1 guess he meant what an Englishman . would call 'igh balls." Baltimore Amari- can. "Do you Intend to have a garden this ' summer7" i "No," replied Mr. Bubbubs, "I've per suaded my wife that we ought to have a change, so we've decided to adopt an or phan." Chicago Record-Herald.. "I see that a Pittsburg millionaire who married an actress a few months ago has Induced her to quit acting." "1 wonder how he managed to broach the subject without ofTendlng her? My wife sings." Chicago Record-Herald. "No," declared Mr. Nagget, "there never waa a woman on earth who could refrain from turning around to rubber at some Other woman's clothes." "No?" remarked his wife, sweetly, "didn't you ever hear of Eve? "Philadelphia Press. "Why don't you try to make a speech that will echo down the corridors of time?'' "What's the use?" answered the cynical statesman. "It would simply result In a future lot of school boys making me seem ridiculous when they get up to recite." Washington Star. The waitress in a California restaurant had been Informed that her little mining Investment hsd panned out a million. "Are you surprised?" ihey asked her. "Not at all." she responded, laying aside her apron, "that's what I waa waiting for.' -Philadelphia Ledger. "I wonder," said ths country editor, . "whether that new compositor Is merely an ordinary blunderer or a philosopher " "Why " asked his assistant. "What Is -It now?" "He set up this, Time and tide wait fus woman.' "Philadelphia Press. The frog, In trying to be as big as ths ox, had Inflated Itself until It burst, sub. stantlaliy us related In the standard his torical works. "H'm!" exclaimed the ox. "That's ths worst case of exaggerated ego I ever saw." Meanwhile the frog, as such, had disap peared, and being unable to collect Itself If attempted no reply. Chicago Tribune. OMKWAY OF PEACE. Paul Kester In McClure's. To live within walled gardens. Once again to bound my life This side the distant Woodlands and blue hills; To know Neither the mystery of the river's source Nor where It widens to the open sea. To seek only the short beaten paths Where the dew cllnRS To cowslips after dawn. To find no new way out Vpon th uplands, Never to measure Eternity's long ways , t'p to the distant stars. Never to know the meaning of the sun's fierce fires Except up.m brown cheeks. Never to greet the rushing tumult of the storm With kindred tumult; Only to know the brttath That shakes The orchard petals down I'pon the low bent graas Or ririvvs the shadows Of flecked clouds Acn ss the sunny ' -New mown meadow lands: Has peace a, surer price? . . vf n V