i ; 14 THE OMAIIA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 1907. Tik Omaha Daily FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROBEWATER. VICTOR ROSBTWATER, EDITOR. ,ltra at Omtht potofflc seoorvl mmum mtmr, TEAMS OF gL'BSCRlPTlOM. pii n (without Sunday), on " pally Bn ana Bundav, om rear Bundav U, on rx J -M Saturday Ban, ont year M D2UVERED BT CARRIER. Dally p (including- Bunder), par wk..lRo Dally He (without Sunday). per wk...lOO Evertlns. JJ (without Bundar'). par week. 0o Eranlnir br (wltb Bundajr). pa' week.... 10 Address complaints of lrrssularttles In fla Uvery to City Circulation Department. office 'OmahaThe Bee Bulldln. Bouth Omaha City Hall HulMlna. Council HlufTs 10 Pearl Street, hlcaac 164 Unity Bulldlnjr. ,. New York-law Home Ufa Insurann) Bldg. Washington nn Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to newa irid d Itorial matter ahould be addressed: Omaha Boe, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draXt, eipreaa or postal order, payable to The Be Publhthln Company. Only Voent stamps received In payment or mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. THE BEB PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. BiM of Nebraska. Douglas County. . Charles C. Roaewater, general manager or The Bea Publishing Company, being amy worn, says that the actual number or ruii and oompleta copies of The Dally. Morning. Kvenlng and Bundny Bee printed during the month of March. 1407, was at follows: 1 M.0SO II.... 4 S3.OTO s mjio it 39? .... tO.BOO 4 M,1M I... aa.iao S1.S70 7... 11,800 I.......... gl,9B0 t 11,840 10 10,400 11 39,370 It..... 1,870 II 89,80 14 '. M,M0 II S3. 880 II.. ..1 33410 A tl 33.340 33,3m 83,60 4 30,450 I ' 34,040 21 33,990 17,,., 33,850 33.790 34,130 0 33.880 1 30,350 Total MO,60 17. 30,410 Leas nnsoid and returned copies 3.134 Vet Tnl.l Ml.Vtt Dally average .................. .33,337 CHARLES C. ROSKWATER. General Manager. Subacrlbed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of April. 1107. (Seal) M. B. H UNGATE, Notary Public. WHEJ! OUT 03" TOWJ. Subscribers !! the elty ten, porarlly ahould have The Be sailed t them. Address will be changed a a often aa reeated. dmaha'a grain market doe not stand or fall on any. grain elevation allowance. The drouth has been broken at Lin coin and the political campaign there may be resumed. And now New York Is coming Into the I -cent tare class. They are all following Nebraska's lead. Admire the April snow and prepare to pay trust prices tor home grown fruit next summer and autumn. Latest reports from the peace con gress in New York Indicate that the bird of peace Is still wearing gaffs. According to authoritative advices from the court house, Judge Redlck's dog, "Nipper," feels greatly relieved. The cause of universal disarmament might be advanced by requiring the, pistol toters of the world to disarm as first step. Bird Color of New York wants the next ticket to be Bryan and Hughes. Color's chief success has been achieved In selling ice. Laymen are being enlightened on the significance of the term "mean tem perature" that is so frequently used tn weather bureau reports. It must be embarrassing to Colonel Harvey, editor of Harper's Weekly, to observe that he attracts more attention by his speeches than by his writing. Without Infringing upon any of "Old Probs" Welsh's vested rights. It is now safe to put the snow shovel back In the cellar and get out the lawnmower. Mr. Hearst Intimates that he Is go ing to try to swallow the democratic party. He may succeed, but the dem ocratic party refused to swallow him. Switzerland has passed a law pro hibiting the drinking of. absinthe. Ewitierland evidently finds It pays bet ter to sell Its absinthe to Us neigh bors. Soma more federal court sentences are due to be doled out to the land fencers, but the Omaha club Is no longer on the official list of detention prisons. The decision in the Union Pacific ejraln elevation case la that the eleva tion charge Is not Illegal, but only ex cessive. This is a distinction with a difference. The Bouth Omaha school board must be acquiring the rough house habit by contagious imitation of the democratic members of our Omaha city council. For the purpose of a study in con trasts just keep the pictures from your eed catalogue and compare them later In the season with the stuff that comes from the planting. A son of Vfce President Fairbanks has been elected baptala of the sopho more base ball team at Yale. The -presidential candidate who captures the fan vote will have a walkaway. South Omaha no sooner gets rid of one Injunction than it la plastered over with another. In the due course of time the good people - of South Omaha will com to the conclusion that the teat antidote for the injunc tion malady la annexation. wbkbm rut snot rixcnxa. Our amiable democratic contempor ary appears to be highly incensed at the makeup of the newly appointed supreme court commission and It re- Jlavine; tactf by taking EhOtS St tho new members of the commission In order to hit over their shoulders the chief Justice, whose term Is about to expire and who may be a candidate for re-election. The Bee is not sufficiently familiar with the records and antecedents of the new supreme court commissioners to pass on their qualifications, or to deny that better material might not possibly have been found. But the place where the shoe pinches and which . the democratic organ tries to cover up Is the Identity of the two commissioners whose services have been dispensed with. The two com missioners dropped happen to be of the fusion persuasion. Had they een reappointed, . or had two other good fusion lawyers been named, no fault finding would have emanated from that quarter. As a matter of fact, nothing could emphasize more forcibly the unsatis factory character of the whole su preme court commission system than the periodical squabble over the po litical apportionment of the places on the commission.! From the start the practice pursued has been to make the commission reflect the political com plexion of the court When the su preme court consisted of one demo cratic Judge, one populist Judge and one republican Judge, each assumed to name his own representative on the commission and each one's choice had to be of his own political faith. In order to hold their places on the com mission two of the members suffered convenient conversions to republican ism Just as the court became filled with republican Judges. The two out going fusionlsts have held on for nearly two years after the last fusion Judge vacated his place on the bench, and they ought to be, and doubtleas are, personally satisfied . with the gen erous treatment accorded them. So long, however, as we have Judges appointing colleagues, who ought to be elected by the people, Just so long we will have disappointed self-seekers trying to put the blame on the court. Fortunately, the solution seems to be In sight by the adoption of the consti tutional amendment which Is to be voted upon next year, enlarging the court and making It possible to do away with the commission makeshift altogether. CHARGES AOA1XST MR. BRTCW. London papers are much wrought up over what they conceive to be a be trayal of British Interests by Hon. James Bryce, the British ambassador at Washington. Mr. Bryce has been accorded a most hearty welcome to America and within a few months has succeeded fn securing a standing In official and diplomatic circles ordinar ily achieved only after years of serv ice. He has been accepted on terms of official and social Intimacy with the president, secretary of state and others closely Identified with the administra tion. In fact this intimacy Is consid ered by the Tory press of London as being too close to be of advantage to British Interests. The Tory organs profess to believe that Ambassador Bryce has become a party to an Amer ican political conspiracy which seeks to put Canada under the Dtngley tariff, thus annexing the Dominion, econom ically, to the injury of Qreat Britain and its Interests. The London Saturday Review says that "Mr. Bryce will, of course, do his best to persuade Sir Wilfred Lairler and his government from their senti ment for England. Like Goldwln Smith, he would no doubt view Ameri can annexation of 'Canada with equa nimity." The Saturday Review's con ception of the situation would be Im portant If true. Unfortunately, how ever, it serves simply to Illustrate the fact that the London editors know little about the Canadian people, their aims, purposes and ambitions. Cana dians will resent the Imputation that they are so many dummies to be dis posed of In the political or economical game to suit Ambassador Bryce, Sec retary of State Root or any other man or set of men. As a matter of fact no more Independent people exist than the Canadians. Thoughtful, resourceful and aggressive, they are perfectly com petent to manage their own affairs and they are proceeding to do so, regard less of advice from either London or Washington. American statesmen have too long neglected the opportunity to cultivate annexation sentiment in Canada. Con ditions were ripe for euch work years ago, when Canadian Industries were In their Infancy and the Dominion had to depend upon the United States for most of Its manufactured articles. But the manufacturing Industries of Can ada, have been developed at a marvel oua rate in the last decade. Its trans portation facilities have been quad rupled In a dozen years and It Is now asking no favors from any country. When Canada wanted trade union. reciprocity or some betterment of com merclal relations with the United States the authorities at Washington were either Indifferent or opposed. Now that American manufacturers want Canadian wood pulp. Iron and steel ore, lumber and other raw ma tetials, Canada's indifference has be come as pronounced as was that of the United States a few years ago. This London talk of Ambassador Bryce bartering away the Imperial con nection of Canada la therefore all moonshine.. If he succeeds in paving the way for better Industrial relations between the two countries he will have done a splendid diplomatic service for the Dominion, which owes no more than a sentimental allegiance to the home country. KKltTVCKra WRATH AROUSED. Emperor William of Germany doubt loss will be more determined than ever against universal disarmament pro posals it he gets a hint of what 'is be ing said about him and his repre sentatives by the gentlemen of Ken tucky, who are always ready to fight anyone who questions their boasted supremacy in the possession of fair women, fast horses and good whisky. True, the Blue Grass state has lost some of Its prestige in the beverage line recently, a majority of the coun ties having gone "dry" in local elec tions, but the supply is still adequate to the demands for home consumption and advance reports indicate a mint crop the finest ever. While the aver age Kentucky colonel may take a Jibe at his favorite brand of whisky in be coming good nature, he stands ready to give battle to any person who has the temerity to cast reflections upon the Kentucky hoss. That is the cause of Kentucky's present Indignation at the kaiser. It seems that Dr. Arnold Franck, personal representative of Emperor William, was recently sent to Ken tucky to purchase a thousand thor oughbred horses for use of German army officers. Re spent some time In the vicinity of Lexington and then re ported that he could find no horses in Kentucky that would answer his pur pose and that he would go to other states in his search, the Kentucky horses being too light and without the necessary endurance. The humiliating feature of the situation Is that the Kentucklans do not know how they can show their resentment of this at tack upon one of their sacred Institu tions. The water hazard between Kentucky and Germany makes a war of Invasion repugnantly Impossible. An oratorical contest Is out of the question, as the fine and effective points of the Kentucky vernacular could never be translated Into German. Trade retaliation would be Ineffective, as the Kentuckian carea aa little for beer as the German does for Juleps. With his own mental picture of the German cavalry officer, built on Gam brinus lines and mounted upon Clydes dales of the kind used as plow horses In Kentucky, the Kentucky colonel feels that It would be an Insult to the go nine royalty of bis state that has captured the ribbons In the greatest turf tests of the world, to make Its members beasts of burden for any Teuton military monster. His diffi culty la that he does not know Just how to express this feeling so It will sink In and rankle. The kaiser's safety lies la the fact that the Ken tuckian is stumped for means to vent his consuming wrath. AH ISSCK WITH An "IT." Something like a concerted effort Is being made by democrats In different sections of the country to start a pres idential boom for Senator Culberson of Texas. The promoters of the move ment contend that Senator Culberson occupies a position somewhere between the radical Bryan democrats and the ultra-conservative democrats of the Cleveland school and is, therefore, available as a compromise candidate who might satisfy both factions of his party. Mr Culberson's record aa at torney general and governor of Texas and senator of the United States is, by admission of both democrats and republicans, an excellent one, and his possession of qualifications for high of fice is generally conceded. He would doubtless be a strong factor In the next democratic national convention If only he could frame a platform that would form an Issue for his divided party, but his efforts in that direction thus far have not been particularly brilliant. By invitation of the Texas legisla ture Senator Culberson addressed that body recently on the political issues of the day. Careful study of his speech, however, falls to disclose any issue of an affirmative character raised by him calculated to inspire enthusiasm or popular support. He Ignored com pletely the tariff Issue, which Mr. Cleveland insists must be made para mpunt In 1908 If the democrats have any political Judgment or desire to win. Yet the senator takes issue flatly with Mr. ' Bryan on the government ownership proposition, declaring that the attempt to make a distinction be tween Immediate and ultimate owner ship is merely temporizing with the question. He opposes government ownership of any kind as "the essence of socialism Itself" and opposed -to the cardinal principles of the democratic party. Having thus failed to agree with either of the factional leaders of his party, Senator Culberson proceeded to outline a plan-of campaign for the democrats next year. He intimates that President Roosevelt will be the candidate of the republican party for another term and declares that the Issue for the democrats should be op position to Imperialism and centraliza tion of federal authortty. He accepts with satisfaction the president's policy on railway rate regulation and trust control, but makes It plain that the democratic fight must be made against the president's personality and the danger of giving President Roosevelt further opportunity to apply his theo ries of the scope and purpose of fed eral government. - The Culberson lssne la not a robust one and there is little prospect that it will gain sufficient "virility ' lu the few months before the real opening of the national campaign. Its only hope of development, according to the sen ator's own admission, depends on Mr. Roosevelt being again a candidate. An Irkiia with an "If" w)lt not attract much attention at the present stage of the political game. The rule against free street car rides for policemen may break up much sociability with the motorman. Seri ously, however, It Is likely to Inter fere with the prompt discharge of po lice duty. Where a policeman would formerly Jump on a street car to an swer a hurry call he will now throw the benefit of the doubt in favor of walking. The invitation committee for San Francisco's banquet in celebration of the earthquake anniversary seems to have left Mayor Schmits off Its list of honored guests. Or perhaps the mayor has not yet recovered from the political earthquake that subsequently overtook him. Indiana Is to commence suit against the Standard Oil company In that state for the collection of $1,000,000 In back taxes. Look out for the an nouncement that the Standard Oil com pany of Indiana Is going to remove Its headquarters to Kansas City. Texas hotel proprietors will refuse to comply with the recent act of the legislature requiring nine-foot sheets on hotel beds unless the legislature will pass a companion measure prohib iting Texans from sleeping with their spurs on. Theodore P. Shonts, once chairman of the Panama Canal commission, says the American people should cultivate patience. So far as Mr. Shouts is con cerned the American people have shown remarkable patience. Activity in Omaha real estate con tinues to hold up. With assurance of comparatively low taxes as a result of the terminal tax law. Investments In local realty ought to be particularly attractive Just now. An effort le being mado to induce Senator Culberson of Texas to become a candidate for the democratic nomina tion for president. One strong card In his favor is that he Is different from Senator Bailey. Now that the peach crop has been properly destroyed In various parts of the country, the weather bureau may proceed with the announcement that the weather for this spring has been "normal." The Rough Riders are not enthusi asts over the peace congress delibera tions. If It had not been for a war the Rough Riders would not be hold ing the best federal offices In the coun try. Presidential Timber. Philadelphia Press. After all the big stick appears to be about the only presidential timber now in sight Record of a Peacemaker. Chicago Tribune. At time President Roosevelt's Impulsive utterances may sound warlike, but his rec ord of achievement aa a practical peace maker gives him a higher place In the per centage column than even that of Mr. Carnegie. Eiaaraerated Ego. Milwaukee Sentinel. Says H. H. Rogers reproachfully, "Out side the Christian religion petroleum Is the greatest boon humanity haa aver known." The man actually aeerna to think he - created petroleum and bestowed It on mankind. Prospective Boost In Oil. Philadelphia Recprd. The Standard OH company has been con victed of receiving 1,463 rebates, which sub ject It to possible fines of nearly 130,000,000. This is more money than Mr. Rockefeller haa given to the Unlverislty of Chicago and nearly three-quarters aa much aa he haa given first and last to the general edu cation board. If these fines should be col lected It Is terrible to think of the point to which Mr. Rockefeller would have to raise the price cf oil. Trost-Bnattas; With tbe Torch. Chicago Chronicle. There la a reminiscent flavor of the Ku Klux Klan in the night-rldlng organisa tions which are burning the plantation of Kentucky tobacco growers who refuse to Join In the fight on the Tobacco trust. In deed, It sometimes seems as If the popular erase for trust busting might prove worse than the evil at which It Is aimed. Cer tainly when, aa In this case, it takea the form of midnight arson we may Justly question it entire desirability. Vrgency of F.arly Trial. Chicago Chronicle. Charges that certain western United States senators have been stealing gov ernment land ought to be brought to an issue speedily. Left unanswered, such charges strengthen the hands of thos who maintain that the entire membership of the senate Is corrupt and dishonest. The best way to dlsprov the Insinuations of the senate's enemies Is to go after thos senators who are charged with dishon esty. If they are innocent that fact will speedily be demonstrated. If they are guilty the place for them Is not In the sen ate but In the penitentiary. Income of Congressmen. Boston Transcript. The law raising the salaries of members of congress to U.SuO. which went Into force March 4, has properly escaped the criti cism which so fiercely aanalled an attempt thirty years &o. Th new figure Is none too high. After July 1 each member of the house will be allowed 12e a month for clerk hire without the requirement of certi fying; that this sum haa been expended for clerical assistance. A Missouri member, now retired, beasts that ha saved his en tire salary of $10,000 during his two-year term, by acting as his own private secre tary and living on his allowance fur clerk hire. Probably he was not one of the mem bers to whom his constituents applied to be shown about the capital city. Th new salary figure with the allowances for sta tionary, clerks and mileage represent a re spectable compensation, and deprive the frequent statement that only rich men can afford to go to congress of muuh of Its J tor ca. OTHER LARD TIIAt OmS. Th conference of the premier of th various oolonlee of the British empire, now In progress In London, la confronted by a rac problem as acute a Chinese and Japanese Immigration haa proven to he on th Paclflo coast. It I not likely the eonfereno will take action of a decisive character. Its purpose being advisory, but the fact will be brought home to the British ministry that the policy of the open door In all divisions of the British empire to all races must be radically modi fied, If not wholly abandoned. Th first act of th new Transvaal Parliament was the passage of a Mil excluding Asiatics, including th Japanese, who are allies of Great Britain, and the Hindoos, who ar fellow subjects of the king. Premier Botha represents the sentiments embodied In that law and will vigorously oppose every effort to Interpose the royal veto. New Zealand Is equally emphatic In op position to alien races, and a llkefeellng Is rapidly spreading throughout Australia. British Columbia not long ago sought to exclude Chinese and Japanese laborer, and enacted a law for that purpose, but was prevailed upon by the British privy council to repeal or suspend the law, and thus "save the face" of th Anglo-Japanese alliance. Race antagonlun m Aus tralia, New Zealand, the Transvaal and British Cblumbla, doe not differ In Its general characteristics from that mani fested In California. Nor Is It confined to labor circles. It pervades all classes, and Is based on a determination to safeguard the future of th white race from an In jurious Aslatlo Invasion. Thus the "yel low peril" Is 'brought horn to England, and la bound In tlm to Jar the unholy al liance with Japan. Interpreters of sign of the times see In recent event in Italy a gradual reconcilia tion between the Vatican and the qulrtnal. While there la no outward show of remun eration or concession on either side, It la apparent that the old antagonism is wear ing away, a better feeling prevails, church men and government officials meet more frequently, and In many quarter the be lief obtain that an understanding for the common defense la an early probability. The era of good will In Italy Is In marked contrast with the policy of the French government. The latter improves every opportunity to flout religion. A corres pondent of the New York Mall, an Ameri can now In France, relate a number of conspicuous Instance of the prevailing official contempt for church and creed. When the battleship Lena blew up, the wounded and dying soldiers, mostly men of Brittany and devout Catholics, called for priests. But a priest waa not permitted to minister to their spiritual needs save only when th dying man could give the name and address of the priest. Aa very few of the victims- of the disaster knew the name of nearby priests they were practically denied spiritual consolation. Later, at the burial of the dead sailors, none of the of ficials present would enter the church and absented themselves from the grave side during the few minutes a prayer was delivered. Another prominent official dele gated to attend the unveiling of a statu of Joan de Arc in the cathedral at Rheims purposely delayed th trains on which he waa riding so aa to arrive too late to par ticipate In the church ceremony. More conspicuous and significant than these dis creditable Instances waa th government's political demonstration at the burial of the militant atheist, Berthelot, in the Pan theon, three weak ago. During; a debate in th German Reich stag on two interpellations calling for the reform Of the win act of ISM, Dr. Roeicko, the agrarian leader, made surprising reve lations regarding- the systematic) adultera tion of th Rhine and Mosolle Wines sent to all parts of Europe. Dr. Roaleke stated that th condition prevailing in the Ger man wine trod were scandalous almost beyond belief. During the last five years, aid Dr. Hoslcka, there bad been 4oS trials of persons accused by the publlo prose cutor of adulterating wines, and the ag gregate punishments Inflicted amounted Vo four years' and three months' Imprison ment In addition to fines of more than 130,000. During 1906 no fewer than 7O.U00 gallons of wine were condemned by state Inspector and destroyed aa unfit for pub llo consumption. In one case it was dis covered that a firm of chemical manufac turers at Stuttgart sent concoctions for doctoring; wine to no fewer than 231 dif ferent firms of wholesale wine merchants In different part of Germany, and this discovery led to more than 200 convictions for wine adulteration. Oases had been discovered in which from 86 to 90 per cent of so-called wine consisted of Improper Ingredients, Injurious to th health of the consumer!. One win merchant was proved to have purchased within seven years S4.000 pounds of glycerine, 12,000 pounds of tartaric acid, 1.600 pounds of potash and 1,100 ounds of citric acid, Statistics of emigration from Ireland for 1906 have been made public by the British, government. Undvr the "improving sys tem of government" for Ireland mentioned by the kiug at th opening of Parliament, a total of S5.918 persons left the Island during the year, or 8.2 per 1,000 of the estimated population. In 1906 tn number of emigrants was about 40,000. Some l,MW were in th prime of life and 27,079 took passage to 'the United States. Ulster province contributed 12,331 and Munater 10.0U, Coanaught and Lelnater following with 7,S and 6,079, respectively. This outgo of people in the prima of Ufa I a serious drain on the vitality of th popu lation. Persistent efforts to check It, made at home and In this country, produce) meager results and are not likely to prove ef fective so long as needed reforms for the public welfare ar granted grudgingly and by piecemeal, and laws administered In a spirit of Irritating antagonism to the bulk of the population. Even with ail national demands conceded, a remote contingency, the "greater Ireland" beyond the sea must ever prove an Irresistible attraction to th ambitious, buoyant young people of th Emerald Isle. Th retirement of Lord Cromer, Great Britain's controller general of Egypt, over which he haa presided for twenty years, occasions widespread regret and com mendation for his work aa an administra tor. Charles Francis Adams, In an article In th Century a year ago, characterized Lord Cromer's rule aa a model of colonial administration. The system was based, he said, on a sympathetic attitude and corresponding speech en th part of those representing the protectorate, "a policy and practloe looking wholly to the good, moral and material, of the community acted upon," and "a continuity of personal relations carried on through agencies nut subject to political change at home." Lord Cromer's latest report, published last week, deals larpely with the disturbances that have developed d'irlrjr a twelvs-r;--r-h. it la not to be denied that the operation of the protectorate has been of a kind ma terially to benefit the country and the mans of Its inhabitants. Shortly after the cap ture of Khartoum the revenue of the Sudan was estimated at H0,0i0. With a much lighter system of taxation It was raised to over t&u0,000 In six yeara. In Egypt proper there has been a similar llgh tuning of the burdens of taxatfcrn, while Imports and exports have more than doubled and th cultivated land area has Increased by over 1,0u0,C'jO acres. A degree) of prosperity has been attained unknown for manjr year btofvr- ABSC117ELY FURS 1 DISTINCTIVELY A CREAM OF TARTAR BAKING POWDER tfoes not contain an atom of phos phaUo acid (which Is tho product ofbonoa digested In sulphurlo aold) or of alum (which la one-third sulphurlo acid), un healthful substances adopted for other ba v king powders because of their cheapness POLITICAL, DRIFT. Former Mayor Dunne of Chicago threat ens to go on the lecture platform and get even with his enemies. Mayor Busse of Chicago cut down his Inaugural message to 200 words and then cut the pie with an ax. Mr. Taft haa never yet approached a lid with sitting Intentions and failed to make good. That Ohio lid, however, bids fair to tax his capacity. The lower branch) of the Illinois legis lature passed a bill Increasing the pay of members from $1,000 to 82,000 a year. Mem bers do not say they earn tho advance. They simply need the money. The spinsters of Danville, III., forced into the local campaign the Issue of tax ing bachelors. The latter didn't do a thtng to the spinsters. They carried every office, Including a bachelor mayor. The mean things! Three democratic officials of Bt, Louie, heads of departments, actually saved 830,077 out of the funds allowed them, and covered the amounts Into the treasury. Th Impressive Influence of Folk's famous shakedown holds good In making good. The legislature of Pennsylvania repealed th notorious press muzzle law fathered by Governor Pennypacker two years ago. Edmond Beoll, distinguished as the "stork mayor" of Alton, 111, wna trium phantly re-elected over a nervy bachelor last week. New York's new law governing cam paign expenses permits a candidate for governor to spend as 'high as $10,000 and other candidate smaller amounts, includ ing J4.000 for a congressional race. The boys In the trenches will not get enough to shout about next time. Senator Whyte of Maryland, despite his 82 years, has been In action again. Baltimore is In the throes of a hotly fought municipal election which Is said to presage a battle royal between democrats and republicans for the control of the state. Senator Whyte was the last of eight speakers at a big democrats mass meeting In Balti more th other night and not a man left th hall until he bad concluded, In poking good-natured fun. at Secretary Taft and his presidential boom newspaper writers and cartoonists have created a gen eral Impression that the Ohio man has a tremendous abdominal development. The truth Is he can barely be called tat. He is lighter by fully 100 pounds than he waa a year ago and his girth Is little, if any, more than In proportion to his dimensions other wise. For many months Mr. Taft has con fined himself rigidly to a form of diet pre scribed by an eminent English physician, the chief feature of which is gluten bread, which the secretary calls "dog blacults." Children's Suits and Furnishings u Deuer snowing 01 noya uuu vmiuicu n Suits, Hats, Caps and Furnishings can be found than we are showing this spricg. Young Men's Suits, cut right up to the min ute, and the small boy in knee pants will find that our Two-Piece Suits have the new curves and the latest shades. We are show ing a splendid line of Boys' Shirts and Blouse Waists in all the new In short, we have just what you want for and right up to the minute. IB? owning, Eiing & Co R. S. WILCOX Manager. Slipping Around on the Price That's what people don't like. At any rata it's never safe to buy a Piano from a dealer who practices such methods. And besides, it's unsafe. We mean for the customer. The dealers make more money by slipping and sliding around and having all kinds of prices, or else they wouldn't do it. And some of them have a secret arrangement with a number of people whereby they are paid a commission for recommending that particular dealer and his Pianos. We prefer to deal squarely and iq the open, guaranteeing to each customer the same price and the same fair treatment that is glvn to all, rather than to get an abnormal profit by paying commissions and by having a sliding price. In No Other Store in the United States is there such a magnificent stock of the best Pianos in the world. More than you would find lu a dozen average Piano stores. We are factory distrbutors for: KranWh & Ilach at :!73; Krukaucr at $450; Kimball at $2UO; Hush & Lau at $:i73; llailet & Davis at $iOO; Weaer A.M0SPE C0.1513Douoiasst One Price MILES OF SPRING. "Tea," said the honest dealer, handing up the barrel of applea he had just packed, "there's always room at the up. That's why I gmerally put the biggest ones In Ui top row."' Chicago Tribune. "I," said the professional acrobat, "am luckier than tho rest of you, for 1 am In dependent of the weather man." "How Is that?" aked one of hi hear ers. "Because, whenever I want to, I can Indulge In a hand-made spring." Philadel phia Press. "Why are you so bitter toward wealth?" "Well," answered the economio thoorlst, "perhaps the InMlm-uve aversion that many Intellectual people feel toward strangers Influences me. I might feel moi kindly toward wealth if I were better ac quainted with It." Washington Star. "Hello!" said Borem. "I Just thought I'd drop In on you tod:iy to" "I thought you would, too," Interrupted Merchant. "You did? Now, that' strange, be cause " "Mot at all; this la the busiest day I'v had for weeks." Catholio Standard and Times. "Girls," said the manager of a quick lunch Joint, "I want you to look your best today. Add ait extra ribbon or ring. Glv your cheeks an extra daub of powder." "What's the matter?" asked the fair head waitress. "Buter bad again?" "No, said the munaer; "tn peer on the bum." Pltsburg Dispatch. "Do you consider a chauffeur worth 8200 a month?" "Well, the last one I had ran away with my wife, and you knew my wife, old man." Brooklyn Life. A TALK OF TWO BIRDS. Baltimore American. The White Dove of Peace puffed her fea thers with pride, And threw out her Inflated breast. The while the American Eagle she eyed. As up on his high perch she pressed. "Excuse me. I beg, sir, but please glv me plnce; I'm sorry If feeling I stirred. But really I'll do the position more grace. For I'm now the National Bird." I The Eagle he swelled up to three times his size, As he looked on the Impudent Dove, With rage and contempt in th glare of his eyes. And answered, "Indeed I'll not move. Do you think with my beak and my sharp pointed ciawa, I care for your slight olive branch? You'd better be good and go 'way, now,( because I Intend to stay boss of this ranch." "How you talk to a lady, you brute, you don't care." Shrieked the Dove, In a fairetto rage; "If you were not so bald, I would Just pull your hair! You ought to be In a 100 cage." The Eagle he pushed her right oft of the perch ' And croaked, "These reforms ought to cease; At least, one fool woman here's left In th lurch. ... . And now that she's gone, we II hav peace!" effects. at $250; Cable A Nelson at '7fi; Cramer at $100; Knabo and Emerson, Angelus, etc., etc. No Commission i X V V t ; A 3 ( f .3 ' 1 t ' ; v : i i Y