f Its the splendid values we offer deliver that makes this store popular n BY I'M f - II 13 i5 I 14 THE RELIABLE STSRE WW Grand Embrodery Safe We luive Jii t received a tog shipment of mill ends of Edges, Insertings, Flouncing: and Corset Cover Embroideries, In five tn six yard lengths and worth from Kic to 3fr yard; the entire lot will go on pale Monday mornlnc the greatest nnup of the season, at 740 up to 170 Allover Kmbrelderles, Monday 0 l'7-lnch Skirt Klnuncings. Monday o 11.10 Corset Cover Kmhroidertes. Montis? 49o Not a Disappointment in Store for You If you've spring clothes to buy, are particular about style and care for price, we've the garments that will suit, in quality, in style, in price. All we ask is an opportunity to show you our spring lines. We're confident of the result. It will mean a purchase and a constant customer. It's seldom we handle job lots. "When we do, there's no doubt of them bein splendid bargains. Our rejrular stock is sold at the lowest ossible prices consistent with honest merchandising, and it's up to you to say whether you want an impossible price on pood goods or a guaranteed garment. IN HART, SCHAFFNER & MARX CLOTHES on '11 find the essence of perfection, tailoring, style and general satisfying quality. You're assured of all wool fab ics, too, and the price is right. Suits $12.50, $15, $16.50, $18 up to $32.50. Top Coats $10, $12.50, $15, $16.50 up to $20.00. Rain Coats $10, $12.50, $15, $16 up to $25. If you know the difference between one and two, you'll easily recognize the superiority of Harden clothing at the fill price. Youths' Long Pants Suits Copyright 1907 by Hart ScharFner ij Marx The very essence of good style, in almost unlimited assort ment of materials and patterns, ranging in price from $15 down to $5.00 Children's Knee Pants Suits All the latest styles, in the newest shades of gray and all popular colors, at $7.50 down to $1.95 SPECIAL SALE OF TRUNKS AND SUIT CASES Sample Hats and Caps In all sizes and styles, worth to $3, at 93c, 75c, (!5c, 45c and 19 Velvet Ribbons AVe can positively save you a splen did per cent on the purchase price of these goods. The great demand has forced up prices, but in buying for our wholesale department we were com pelled to place our orders early and saved the advance. All numbers, 1 to 40. 40 Discount Dress Goods Sale Our stock is heavier than it has been for years at this time, and in order to reduce it quickly we will make the fol lowing prices: Itlark Ores (itxxls Prlestly's Broadcloths, Lupin's Voiles and Fancies. Iwan Slmonis' Belgian Broadcloths, Frederick Arnold's Black Goods, Sir Titus Salt's Black Goods, Sir Edward Ripley's Black Goods, Monday 40 off the regular price. All Fancies, including English, French, German and Austrian Novelties, about 5,000 pieces In all, will go at 40 discount. All Evening Shades except Lansdowne will go at 40 discount. Xcw Arrivals All the new Leather Shades In Broadcloths and Voiles, Just In, all the popu lar priced Leather Shades on sale now. This line no reduction. pTJ". Wool Dress Goods Spring Novelties, regular 59c goods, on sale at. yard . . v S9 All Wool Spring Novelties, 36, 38 and 40 inches wide, In this sale at, yard 25 Henrietta, all colors, regular 35c goods, on sale at, yard 19 A large number of remnants, the ends of vari ous pieces of our High Grade Goods, will be on sale for a trifle of their value. Popular Priced Wash Goods Our Popular Wash Goods Department is the largest in this western coun try. Prices are far below those quoted elsewhere. 8c Unbleached Muslin, ex. wide, at..(H Speca 10c Lace Sate 35o X.aca on Sal Monday, 100 Thousands of yard of Oriental. Torchon and Nottingham Wash Lncos, worth from 20e to SRc per yard on sale Monthly at, yard 10 15o Pure Linen Handkerchief. 7l0 The finest duality 1.500 count pure linen handkerchiefs, regular price lUSe and 15c; special Mon day at, -ach Monday, the Second Day of Our THE RELIABLE STCRB IS Creaf Annual Manufacturer's Stock Sale Women's Ready-to-Wear Gowns, Suits, Waists, Wraps, and Skirts Never before has such unlimited variety in style and material been shown; never before have such delightful bargains been offered. Sev eral new lots received Saturday by express will be shown for the first time Monday. 70 Klegant Costumes from the Fashion Mfg. Co., Green St., N. Y. No two alike $00 to $75 values Choice 835 BO Sample Tailor Suits, $40 and $45 values, perfect beauties In this sale at, choice $23 2()0 Handsome Tailor Suits worth to $30, very newest designs in Eton. I'ony and Jacket style, choice $19.90 A Splendid Line of Manufacturers' Stock of Covert Coat.. Over 200 garments in the lot, regular $12.50 values Sale price $7.50 Manufacturers' Stock of Women's Skirts Tremendous assortment of styles, materials and colors fine Tanamns, voiles, taffetas, etc., worth up to $20 on sale in 3 lots at $5 $7.50 $10 Sample Waists Surprising variety of Btyles, colors and fabrics and greatly underprlced for Monday's sale at 98 t0 $15 Children's $2 Wash Presses 98 $2 Heatherbloom I'nderskirts 98 Children's Spring Coats, $3 values $1.50 Women's $1.30 Tort-ale Wrappers 98 From 8 till 0 a. ni. Women's 50c Kimonos ,-l5 M. I From 8:;t0 till 0:80 A. Children's 50c Gingham 1 Dresses 19 From I) till 10 A. M. Women's $1 Satin Under skirts . . . 49 From ::t0 till 11 $1.25 Long Kimonos at A. M. 9 15c Wash Goods at. yard 12Vfcc Wash Goods at, yard 10c Wash Goods at, yard f Standard Prints, the best, at, yard 5 Best 12 ',4c Kilkollne at, yard 7? Best 7 Vic Persian Challles at, yard 5 Remnants of 36 and 32-lnch Percales, both dark and light colors, at, yard 5 25c and 39c White Goods, remnants of 5 to 15 yards, Mercerized. Dotted Swiss, Nain sooks, India Linons and other goods, at, a yard 7W 11 ',4c Bleached Muslin at, yard 8i lOVfcc. Bleached Muslin at, yard 7ia Extra heavy Brown Muslin, regular 7V4c goods, at, yard 5V Genuine Irish Linen, sells at 76c, 98c and $1.25, at, yard 59 Mercerized Damask, looks like finest linen, regular 59c goods, at, per yard 33 35c Turkey Red Damask, 60 Inches wide, at, yard 19 Towels that sell for 15c each, at, each. Towels that sell at 10c each, at, each. . . .5 36-inch Bunting in all colors that sold at 6 VzO a yard, at, yard x Ladies' Underwear Specials for Monday's sale Handsome Gowns and Skirts, daintily trimmed and worth up to $2.50, Mon day in two lots, at 98 and $1.50 Ladies' Gowns, Skirts, Corset Covers, Drawers, Chemise, worth up to $1.00, in this sale 45 Ladies' Knit Vests, worth up to 50e, long or short sleeves, high neck snap at sale price 25 Draperies and Lace Curtains Kxaniinc our Mock Monday the best selected, the most popular priced and greatest variety in Omaha. Cluny I.ac- Curtulnn, S yards lonu, 4 Inches wldo. made with 3-ineh hem .and beautiful liicn edge, real bargulii.i nt, i.T pair 93.50 Saxony ltriissels Lace Curtains, a fine array 'if patteriiB, all full leuKth and width, worked oa v ry Miperior net, exclusive dentin, at, per pair, t:T. $17.50, 915 and. 910.00 Novelty Curtains, suitable for li brary, dining room, parlor or hall, at 112.00, 9 i 0. $S.'.)S and 97.50 Huffled Net Curtains, with lace edpte and Insertion, at, pair, 9 S. tih. $2.8. $1."S anil 91.35 Wo have exclunlvo salo of Zlon City I.aco Curtains, white and Arabian, In cable net. Harnett Net and Not tlnKham weaves, at 15.88 down to 880 Irish Point Curtains, in white, red or trreen applique, St. (Jail net, at, tier pair, from $v50 down to 93-50 Cherry Hros. Drapery Silk, In n"W designs, also plain colors, for shadow rurtalns, at, yard, 8Sc, 8 So. "lie and 49o Imported Madras, In all the new ef fects, at, yard, 12.50 down to $1.1:5. Sc. 75c, 49c und 390 Bamboo, Rice. Hope ajid Tpetry t'ortieres at, per pair, $10 down to $2.50 and 91.90 High Grade Linen Department mt imii ii iimiii m rirurniTirri i i n wwicwjwiawiH mmmtmmMm tnWftMfiHMiw w Without doubt the finest Linen Department In Omaha Finest German and Irish Linens to be found anywhere are now in this stock. Best Belfuat Linen. 72 inches wide, satin finished and reversi ble, ut. ard $1.00 The best Ut-nnuu Satin Uainask made, 7 2 inches wide, at, yard $2.50 Linens, both Irish and German, at, yard 75 $1.00 S1.50 $2.00 id $2.50. 50 Tj cheaner than any place else in this town. We carry the fliust Table Cloths for round or square tables to be found In this city. Prices from, a sot $1.50 to $50 Novelty Drawn Work, C 1 u u y ljuce, hand embroidered, etc., in both Cloths, Scarfs and Tidies, prices much below the prevailing prices asked in any other store. yi'lLTS The Finest English, Marseilles, French Satin Mercer ized, Domestic Marseilles and fine crochet work prices range from, each. .$1.00 to $15.00 Sheetings and Muslins way below the prices asked by other stores. Greatest Hat Bargains Ever Known On Sale Monday Main Floor South Room An immense surplus stoi'le and several sample lines of Men's and Boys' Hats and Caps, all sizes, styles and colors, will bo sold at most wonderful bargain prices. ltcgular Values up to $3.50, divided Into 4 lots at. . .10-45"65 nl 98 Lot 1 Men's Hats, either soft or stiff felts, good styles, all colors and sizes. In Monday '8 sale at, choice. . . ... - OS Lot 2 Men's Soft Felt Hate in great variety of shapes and colors, worth up to $2.50, Monday at 60J Lot 3 Men's and Hoys' Hats worth to $1.50, good styles, all sizes, choice Monday 45 Lot 4 From 9 until 10 a. m. Men's Hoys' and Children's Hats and Caps, mostly traveling men's samples, slight ly coiled or mussed, but worth reg ularly up to $2 for this hour to close at, choice 10 Our Shirt Sale Saturday was a tremendous success, but so great was the stock that we were only able to show a portion of It. The balance of the purchase will be placed on sale Monday. All new, cleaa stock, worth-to $2 a garment, all styles, all sizes, 14 to 17, choice 45 High Grade Wash Goods Our High Grade Wash Goods De partment opened this season with everything new and up-to-date; the finest English, French and German novelties that are made, Domestic or Printed Fahrics and Silk Tissue. Prices, 59c, 49c, 39c, 25c, 15c and 12Vc. Dress Ginghams at, yard, 10c and 1214c. All woven fahrics, including Win. Anderson's Gingham, Manchester Tissue, French Voiles, St. Call Em broidered Voiles, etc. Prices, 15c to $1.98 a yard. Batiste, Organdies, Dimities and other printed goods, at, yard, 10c, 12 c and 15c. Splendid Silk Bargains Monday FIVE tilt EAT SrECIALS FltOM OCR OWX KEtil'LAK STOCK. YOU CANNOT AFFOItl) TO MISS. SAVING OITOKTI NITIES Big Grocery Sale Monday Don't forget the big Flour Sale as advertised for tomorrow, Monday. He member what we told you that wheat has advanced and Flour is bound to go from 10 to 15 cents per sack higher. Hut we are going to give our customers the benefit of our purchase of five carloads before the advance, and as we ad vertised we will sell It for tills sale only, for a 4S-lb. sack $1.00 This Flour Is made from the finest Hod Turkey Hard Winter Wheat. Every sack guaranteed. 22 lbs. best Pure Cane Granulated Sugar 91.00 12 bars beat Iaundry Soap 2ic 10 lbs. bent Hand Picked Navy Beans. 26c 10 lba. beat Breakfast Holled Oatmeal. 25c 10-lb. sacks beat White or Yellow Corn meal 10c Watch the papers for the big annual Hose Hush and Vine Hale. BUTTEB, CKEE3H AND EQO SALE Kxtra Fancy Dairy Huttnr, lb 23c Kxtra Taney Creamery Hutter, lb....;. 27c Strictly No. 1 New Laid Errs, dozen.. 15c Kancy Full I'ream t'heeae, lb 15c Fancy Domestic hawing Cheese, lb 19c Fancy Brick or Llmburgrr Cheese, lb..lHc Neufehatel Cheese, each 3c fcSap Sago Cheese, each 7c TEA AID COrril BALE MONDAY Fancy Kuril. ih Coffee., a fine drink, lb.. 15c Fancy Marlcalbo Blend Coffee, special, per pound Iltio Fancy Porto Kico Blend Coffee, nothing The best Tea SlftlnRS. lb 2Ho Fancy t'ncolored Japan or Sun Dried Japan Tea, lb 25o Fancy Oolong, Gunpowder, Kngllwh Breakfast or Cevlon Tea, lb 3i l-3o PRICES AT OMAHA'S GREATEST TKESK TBUIT AND VEGETABLE H1BKXI. 112-Blze HlRhland Navel Oranges, doz..30c Quart boxea Fancy Kipo Straw berries . 1 oc Lurge, Juicy lemons, dozen 10c 12-oz. pkg. New California Flira 5c 6-oz. pkH. New California Figs 2'0 Fresh Peas, quart 5c Fresh Klpe Tomatoes, lb 12 He Fresh Onions. 6 bundles for 5c 2 heads Freah Leaf Lettuce Oo 2 bunches Banishes 60 Pie Plant, lb 3,c . . . fc . . .5c Wax etc.. bunches Fresh Parsley. bundles Fresh Carrots Fresh Spinach, Beeta. Turnips. Beans. String Beans, Pineapples, finer for family use, lb 20c etc.. dally. We sell you cheaper than Ankola Blend, very rich drink, lb 23c any other store or commission house In U. U. Mocha ujid Java, has no equal, lb.!5c I town 1HI.00 SILKS AT 39c. Thousands of yards of remnants from our own high grade Silks, Taffetas, Poplins, Peau de Cygnes, Messallnes, etc, in all colors, up to 20-yd. lengths, regular 69c to 1 values, to close at, yd 39 One tireat Lot of Main and Fancy Silk, in cluding the new checks, 27 In. wide, Louls Ines and Taffetas, In brown and white, blue and white nnd black and white, very special values Monday at, yd 85 iA Big Sale in our Laundry Department ""SSBSBBfcSMBSBSBMSBBBBBSSS 14.00 Western Washing Machines, No. 3, special price J3.a J6.00 Boats-All Washers, rotary motion, only $4.60 $6.60 O. K. Wash Machine, Monday onlv. at H.99 V are sole Agents for the famous One Minute Washer, the best machine on ea(th. each 9.9u Large Clothes Baskets, each, only... Iargu 2-ft. Clothes Hampers, only. .11. Large Woven Wire Waste Baskets. .36c Daisy Wringers, on sale for JI.'jo No. 300 Novelty Wringers, only 3ur to 50c Wash Boards, brass, glass, zinc and blue enamel, any kind, for Monday only 26o Bosom Boards, worth 25c, onlv 16c Large 4Vfc ft. Ironing Boards with stand, only The best Mop Handle made, 16o quality, at 5c ANOTHER BIG 10c ENAMEL WARE SA LB Sauce Pans, Frying Pans, Cake Pans, Etc. Large Dust Pan. one day only 13e Drinking Cups, long handle spoons, etc., 5c Mrs. BiKjrman's Sink Strains, each... Ui; BIG SALE ON PAINTS, BRL'SHErf FRKE MONDAY. Bteel Garden Rakes, while they last 12Sc Bleel Garden Hoes, while they lust liic 81..-.0 I1LACK TAFFETA I.OO. C pieces of our famous blue edRe Taffeta, 3C In. wide, nothing surpassing this silk shown In Omaha at $1.50 ou sale at $1 $1.25 Illack Swiss Taffeta, 36 In. wide, soft glove finish, for waists and jumper suits, at S9 $1 Black Taffeta, 27 In. wide, heavy, rustling silk for drop skirts Special salo price Monday C9 Fancy White Goods Section The finest line of fancy white goods, Fancy Swisses, St. Gall and English Embroidered Swisses, etc. India Linons, Imported and domes tic, at, a yard 85c, 69c, 50c, 39c, 25c, 19c, 15c and 12Hc Persian Lawns 4 5 In. wide, at, a yard, 69c, 45c, 39c, 26c and 10c French Lawns, 45 In. wide, at, a yard, 4 5c, 69c, 75c up to. ..$1.50 Wash Chiffon, 45 in. wide, at, a yard 50c, 75c, 85c and. . . .$1.00 Embroidered Wash Chiffon. In colors and white, regular 1 1.50 quality, at, a yard OHc Domestls Swisses, 2 7 In. wide, at a yard, 25c, 19e. 15c and 12,c English Nainsook at, a yard, 19c, 15c and 12 He St. Gall embroidered Swisses, 32 in. wide, in all the new designs, at, a yard, 50c, 75c, 9Sc, $1.50 Old Glory Long Cloth 3b' in. wide, at, a yard, 26c, l!r, 15c 12c and lOc Countess Nainsook, 3 0 In. wide, regular 3 5c quality, at, a yd. 25c Dress Linen, 3G In. wide, at, a yard, 75c, 59c, 39c and. . . .JJ5 Butcher Linen, 36 In. wide, at, a yard, 39c, 25c and 19 Art Linen, 36 in. wide, at, a yard, 59c, 50c and 39 Dress Linen, 2 yds. wide, at, a yard, $1.25 and 98 China Dinner Sets At About Half Regular Price 100-piece Haviland China Dinner Sets, $35 to $40 values elsewhere, Ransom shape, Norma pattern 4 -r rr on special sale Monday at .DJJ Chas. Field Haviland Dinner Set, better known as G. D. A., 100-piece, $35 value elsewhere the best bargain ever offered at, set. .S17 50 Japanese Cups and Saucers all our fine ware that sold at 3."c to 75c Monday at 19 Huntington China Cuspidors, tinted and decorated, regular $1 values on sale Monday " lf) Wine tilaases in a dozen different shapes at, each ............ . . Curious and Romantic Capers of Cupid Married I niler Wrong; Name. f ' .HAK1.ES F. CFIJ.EM, who Is I 1 jongue-tled. und his bride of 4e. I V J who Is now on her third matri monial tour, were inure than mildly perturbed when they Untied Into the oHtre of Mcllinry Ac Julie, relates the lies Moines Capital. "My wife, Hhuth fund we wathn't prop erly married,"' llfp.d Cjlh in. "Yes, I don't know whether we ate mar ried or not,'' spoke up Mrs. Culleni, ex citedly. "Wt II. well: what the matter here?'1 inquired Mr. M Henry. ' Well, you thee." began Culleni. but his wife stopped hint. "l.et me tell It. Cl.arles." she said, and he began: "The lattl litre I was divorced from my former hunb:.tul. John Porter, I thought I wanted my maiden name, which was Sarah HolllngHKorth." said the wife. "Then last 1 "ecembe: , w hen I married Charlie, t forgot that 1 had had my name changed, so 1 gut inurvltd under the name of Porter. Now I tlnd that my name wasn't Porter when, 1 married him, but liolllngsworth." Mr. McIIenry saw at onee the gravity of the situation. He wrote out a inuthm for decree of nunc pio I im' and presented It to Judge MrHnr'. asking that the di vorce decree be uJ'ered so that it did not five Mrs. Culleni her maiden name of Hol pnfsworlh, but kept It l'oiter. Judge Mc IIenry sustained the motion and the divorce decree was chunked so that Mrs. Porter retained that name ufter her separation. Thus the marriage license now stands as intended. The I'orters were man and wife Just one day. Then they decided to separate. There was no grounds for divorce und Attorney Mcilvnry advised I'orter to Hlap his wife, thereby giving her reason for bringing the action. Porter gave the woman a resound ing slap on the face, she had the petition drawn up alleging cruelty and the decree waa tiigned. Brides of Tcbnkrhla. The male brides are the pride and wonder of a far Asian people called the Tchukchls. When the new woman receives a "call" here she become a female suffragist. When a new man there rejulces In the like di.itiiR'tion, he becomes a bride. He re nounces the garments of his sex and as sumes the raiment proper to his new con dition. He lets his I. air grow and cul tivates the gentle arts of housewifery. Soon he takes a latly for husband. Bhe assumes the attire for whlih he has no further use and goes out to hew wood and draw water, while he stuys at homo and dors the coi.klng and mending Thus It is n u common to see a handsome, strapping bride, fully whiskered and inustached, fhyly s'.itthiiig reindeer skins, while the female husband, a sturdy wonuin, severe! male In attire, does the navvylng out in the world. Faster Ilrlde'a Wedding; Medal. Kaster brides may take notice of a charm ing fashion from 1'arla which tuts, unlike Home from that quarter, serute and aent. mont behind It. A firm of jewelers has buught the right to Issue a wedding medal designed by K. J. Rolne of New York and Paris, which Is struck In Paris at the Monnaie, and Is In great demand at wed dings. The daughter of a prominent pub lisher Is the first on this side of the water to have examples of this medal at her wedding. The obverse shows a man and woman seated tide by side in chaste auil graceful attitudes, the man about to a ring un the hand of the woman aa he saiatex her on the bruw. Cndemeaih the only In scription ut "Semper," alluding to the vow of faithfulness one to the other. The re verse has a prwtty dcroratiori of orange tlowers, but nvofct of the medal Is left free for the names and dale to be ergraved. These tned&te can be had In gold, silver or bronse. MedaJa are so e&slly transported, take up little space, and when craftily designed are such exquisite Utile works of art that it la no wonder the Italians of the KenaJaaance doted on them, nor that of late yeaxs the love ot them lias been re vived. In laris there are baptism and funeral as well as marriage med tls to be had, modeled by dlsinguislied masters. Mounted firmly on uprights rising from a heavy solid base they make attractive and useful bibelots for the writing deuk. Kaldenberg, the expert In Ivory, Is a specialist for this urtistlc mounting of medals, using Ivory or deer horn for the stands, or other ma terials when the medal is to be treuted like a bus relief and hung on a wall. Strange Marriage Procedure, With one foot and half of the body of each of the contracting parties In New Y'otk, and the other halves of their per sons across the line In Vermont, Joseph Chalmers and Emily Norton managed to get married, March 2. by responding to the questions of two ministers from the corners of their mouths In the state con taining the pastor having Juriadlctl jn there. They intended to wed while one was on each side of the state line, but the min ister first approached said he had no Juris diction In Vermont, and the same law ap plied to that side of the border line. Cupid oa si fr Ire F.uglne. It was a tire, a bad fire, that broimht ro mance Into the lives' of Officer John J. Murphy of the Jersey City police depart ment and Miss Annie Mulligan, chief oper ator of the New York and New Jerney Telephone company. The fire murted In the Jersey City tene ment districts and threatened appalling things. Murphy, who was acting as tele phone operator at the police headquarters, paw the need of prompt action. He began railing "Central.'' He wanted ambulances. nurses and doctors rushed to the scene. The pretty girl at the telephone "board" seemed to understand without being told. "I'll get them for you," she kept saying. Tills doctor and that she summoned; nurses from widely scattered addresses, ambu lances from various hospitals. Well, between Murphy s.nd the telephone gill a record was made In Jersey City at that fire. Lives were saved by their quick work. And after the fire was over Officer Murphy could not forget that confident, assuring, sympathetic voice. "I ll get them for you." He could hear It In his dreams. Already he loved the girl who was s tender and yet so capable In a great ciiais. He found out who she was and managed to meet her. Or perhaps It is more truth ful to say that Cupid managed It for hlni. They met. and their fate was settled, as Indeed It had been from the day of the lire. The beautiful Irish girl has given up her place with the telephone company. Miss Mulligan now is Mrs. John J. Murphy, and she looks after the comforts of her big husband. C'opld Delays the Malls. A mall carrier on the rural route w.-i' of Midland, 8. I)., has written to the post office detriment to know whether a piet'y young woman who happens to be a iHt mistress has the right to delay the Cnlted States malls while she does up her b.tck hair and exchanges pleasantries with ad mirers. The carrier tells a harrowing tile. At olney a pretty young woman, daugh ter of F. E. Olney, is the rostmlstress, the office being In her father's general store. The carrier claims that his schedule gives him but seven minutes to wait at the Olney postoftlce, but that recently when he ar rived at the pbstofflce the postmistress was standing before a mirror doing thlrgs to her hair and that he was compelled to wait half an hour before ahe finished. Even then she made no move toward receiving and distributing the mall he brought, but en gaged In repartee with a couple of udmlr ers who had entered the store. Finally, the carrier says, he gathered up his mall bags and started on to the next postofflce. He had scarcely gone a tulle, however, when he was overtaken by the two cowboy admirers of the young post mistress, who at the point of revolvers compelled the carrier to "about face" and return to Olney and there wait until the postmistress was ready to do business wiBi him. In a Summer Storm. When George Beach of Iietrolt was caught in a storm la northern Mb-hlgan one day last summer he thought it was just an ordinary summer storm. In reality It was Cupid's opportunity. The Moods de scended upon tieach until he was forced to seek shelter. It w.is not a time for f orm.ilit lis. He ran to the nearest summer cottage he could find and bolted Into the door, streaming wet and the most unro mantic looking object that a young woman ever saw. When Miss Orace Holinan fuw the water soaked fct i aimer who so unceremoniously enl' red her father's tnttuge, she knew in stantly that Cupid was leading him by the hand. That was her receiving day in the household of love. They became acquainted while she was making hot coffee for Beach and mlmsterlng to his creature comfort iefore he left he had received permission to ca.l again and the next day he cam. without waning for a rain etorm to drive him for shelter. i Head, learned that Mis. Hohnan lived ut I.ochest.r. Ind.. where her father was . prominent business ,. Wh,n h , too brief season was over a, ,he summer resort he p.,ld frequent visits to the Blrl's "'"'"j un1 'emly they were mar- " 'e had to have the aid of the elements. Pointed Paragraph.. llKht!r ",0r r ,," Kas "'"'"t a legal of Ve"inp"rf ,mr'eran"'nt ar' '"' women The slender purse Is alwavs at a slight disadvantage. An old man Is always ho isting about hi ai hes and palna. It takes mi urnhrelli deahr to see tl silver lining of u i lu.: Hwallowli.g your Indignation will not fcilUMv yolll thllM f r l. .e ;c.' . No homely glii apt i i.u.a the fart that beauty 1 only skin deep. In the home the irreat are sometimes small and mo small nr. -onx tlrn.M Kreat A wis younif i.i:.n never ti.reaiens to kiss a pretty gin neiitier does he beg her pardon a Met ward. If the average rnarrltd wem-an had It tf do over again she would dec lln.i an Intro du Hon to h.-r hUfluml. So muc-ii eul 'm;.I ism is wasted at the start of ii, owl c ut. i .i lies tliut there is but lntle left at th ImUh. A girl in, irloes ihat some men remain In the bach. !or class because thev do not understand women -but a Widow kilo Ma better. Chicago News.