TIIH OMAHA DAILY HEE: SATtHPAY, MAKl'II 2.1. 1007. 1T BRIEF CITY NEWS. JUTenlle Court Two Titri Old Tw.i fours ai?i Thursday the Juvenile court rtn- inery Wtan to ri-nte. Owing to the ab- ICn Of OtW Of the tllili. nhmrt'inra nf e occason will be postponed tr a week. Divorce, Child and Alimony Anna O. Kern was awarded a divorce f n m I'fifr A. Kern Friday with the cuntudy of their ?tilld. II, if) alimony am lit a month for the mftlrntennnce of the child. Khe alleged nonsupport. Cruelty and sToneapport Mae Toting fled auit In tho district coirt Friday for a rfhvoice from Frank Young, to whom she A AS tnATTlfVl In ltfirk Islllttft 111 VVI.mn n .V 1j9. Bhe aUogea cruelty and nonsuDoort. lie spent hla niorwy In drlrtk, ahe aays, and he was compelled to take in washing for her support. r Just Caae of Jealousy -L. B. Cokua. or klus, was discharged In Police court Thursday on a charge of blackmail brought by a fellow Greek named Lympuropuulos. The evMenoe proved to tha court that the matter wa merely one of Jealousy between rival factions, In which one fought to ruin tlif other. Child On of Immoral Bona Probation Ollicer Bernstein removed Wllford Scott, a -cr-old child, from a house at 1112 Far nam street and filed a complaint In juvenile court charging that lie Is being kept In an Immoral house. The child has been In the custody of Mr. A. Dal ton, who was in Denver when the officer took possession of the child. Blda for raplllloa Bridge The county commissioners have requested blda for building a large bridge of concrete over, the little Paptlllon creek on the West Q street road near South Omaha. The apecltlcatlons are for a bridge of reinforced concrete of a single span of eighty feet and the struc ture will cost between H,"0 and $5,000. Bids will bo cU eed March 30. Transmlaslsslppi Tokens John T. Nut tall of 13! Columbia avenue, Philadelphia, has written to The Bee unking help in get ting a collection of souvenir postal cards, stamps, admission tickets, medals and other souvenirs of the Transmlsslsstppl exposition-for exhibition at tha Jamestown exposition this summer. Mr. Nuttall has similar collections from all the American expositions except the Transrnlsxlsslppl. He offers to pay for souvenirs which he finds available. r Awful Mistake Be Makes Frank Dally, 1214 South Fifteenth street, attempted the herculean task of annihilating two police men at one and the aame time Thursday night, when the two men In blue sought to place him under arrest for being drunk. Patrolmen Morrison and VoboiTT were the officers whom Dally had the misfortune to meet. Dally paid 15 and costs in police court Friday morning. Omaha Barks for Idsas E. C. Peters, president, and Dr. J. 1 Ilanchett, secre tary, of the Sioux City Board of Park Com mlwionern, visited Omaha parks and boule vards Friday with Superintendent Adama, The Sioux City visitors are in Omaha to k get Ideas to be used In the Improvement of Sioux City parks. The Sioux City board will have $28. (XO to spend this spring: and Is anxloutf to use the money to the best advantage. rroseoutlon of tee Orler Assistant City Attorney Dunn Friday morning began to prepare papera In a case to be started by tho City of Omaha against the United States Fidelity St Ouaranity Co. and Lee Grier for $3,18i, amount of alleged shortage in the accounts of Mr. Grier while he waa clerk of the police court. This case has boen hanging fire for nearly a year. The ulleaed shortage was checked UD by Comp ly t roller Lobeck. CWMkurfcomaa Lee, Boldler, at Best Thomas ft; the civil war veteran, who, as city wer Inspector, was run down and killed Dy raiiruaa curs at cis"" uu streets Tuesday, waa burled at 9 40 o'clock Friday morning, the services being held at Sacred Heart Catholic church, Twenty second and Blnney atreets. Interment was at Holy flepulcher cemetery. He waa fol lowed to his grave by doxens of his com rades of the Grand Army of the Republic. Starting a Poultry Bench From the numlx-r of chicken tlurfts reported recently some person muot be starting a poultry tiwli devoted principally to the rearing of Plymouth Rock breed, as that Is the kind usually Fouifht out by the thieves, J. H. Purry. 4-M Emmet -street. Is the latest vic tim, losing forty-five of the chickens Thuis.'.ay night. The lock on the coop doer wus broken off, a means of securing ad mittance characteristic of most of the Osafut committed. Water Works Hearing The hearing uion the application of the Omaha Water company to compel the city of Omaha to take over the water works plant at Its appraUed valuation of tg.i.'O.IBe.W. will take place before Judge W. H. Munger In the I'nlted States circuit court April 1, on the first day of the April term. Such at least la the order of the court, but It begins to look aa If some efforts will be made for a continuance by the attorneys of the water company. Drive Horsea Too rasv Jonn Kogers, " irllo Robey and Nellie Crutchey were ar- ted by Detectives Ferris and Dunn Thursday evening charged with cruelty to animals. The officers caught them in the act of driving a team of horses almost ready to drop from fatigue on Dodge street at a breakneck pace. Rogers had hired the rig at a livery barn during the afternron and took the two women out for a drive. To ward evening they drove to a roadhouse and when they atarted for home fairly gal loped the horses all the way. The women were fined and costa In police court Frt- 1iy morning and Rogers forf 'ltel a cash bond of 12s. XiflM Bustle for Building At tf rrg liar meting of tli: Or b r of Kaalrs held Thursday nlxtt forty-seven applica tions were received and the committee re- porti-1 that rlfty-onf. hud already sut-i-ritei f.i'i tach fur a life memhei 'nlp. wh:rh will used on the l.u'lding fund. The committee Is rustling for new members to Increase the list as much as sibic l-e- fore April 1, when the lxle will (V-cUle up n plans for the new tmlMlng. which will he built on the lot recently purchised at Seventeenth and Capitol avenue. Thirty Days for Pug "Kid" i?lieriiia:i a puieilist attendma the lunch wagon at Ninth street arid Capitol avenue, was sen tenced to thirty days In the county Jill by Judge Crawf rd Friday morning for hav- ir.g Kicxed w Hiiam Carson In such a man ner as seriously to cripple him. The men fought on the night of March 14 and since then Carson has laid at the Omaha General hospital. He waa barely able to appear In police court to prosecute Friday morning but will probably recover In time, although very slowly. Grain Exchange Keport The third an nual report of the Omaha Grain exchange. of which a synopsis was given recently In The Bee, has been completed and Is being sent to the members of the exchange, all grain trade newspapers, the executive and traffic departments of all railroads, as well aa many grain merchants throughout the state. Several hundred copies will also be used for advertising purposes and sent to persons who are thought to be o ite.in- platlng the location of mills and factories In Omaha and the arguments contained In the report are very powerful to this end. Wabash Office Divided The office of the Wabash in the basement of the Cham ber of Commerce building at Sixteenth and Farnam streets Is being remodeled by P, H. Phllbin, who has given the contract for the Improvements to George Bassett. The present office will be divided into two office and the Wabash company will occupy the northern office, while the corner office will be placed on the rental market. This is the corner that the United Cigar company was anxious to secure last fall for one its great chain of stores and la considered one of the most desirable corner In the center of the city. Puoeral of Joseph Una Joseph Linn who died while asleep at his home, 1701 Park avenue, Wednesday night, aged years, was burled at 2 o'clock Friday after noon. Interment was at Forest Lawn cem etery. The burial service was conducted at the residence by Rev. Newton Mann Mr. I.lnn had lived with his daughter, Mrs, Jeanette Woodward, tor nineteen years, Previous to coming to Omaha he owned the Wilcox (Neb.) Journal and before that lived at C'obden, 111. He was a man of high learning. His daughter, who is prln clpal of the Vinton street School, survives him, as does also a brother, C. M. Linn, who Uvea at Pine Bluff, Mo. NOTES ON OMAHA SOCIETY ft i3 RUDE SHOCK TO SAGE DIGNITY Mere Court Bailiff Chases Two Phil osophers Away from Warm Radiator. The Chronic Loafer and Languid Larry were warming their feet at a radiator In the district court room tha other morning before summer came, while Carl Reynolds was on trial for robbery. "I been thlnkin' If we just had a llttlo machine fer to look Into that fellers mind an' see what he knows, all this here monkey business would be throwed out," said the Chronic Loafer with a sweeping gesture toward the court machinery In full and ponderous operation. Languid Larry made no response, he simply removed one ragged shoe from the radiator and put the other In Its place. The Chronic Loafer passed a grimy hand over the grey stubble on his face. Then he continued Impressively: "Think, Larry, o' the vast an magnocl ous importance of such a Invention. Here'a one court costln" prob'ly $100 a day. Think o' that, Larry, the price o' lO.Ouo drinks. Now, a man Invents a little machine that reads what's In the prisoner's head. What's the result? Every court wants one o' the machines because It saves all them ex penses an' they pay any price fer a machine. Supposln" It costs $100 to make one. The feller that owns the patents can get $50,000 apiece for "em. How'd that be fer profits? He wouldn't need to go thirsty no more.' That Dry Feel Id a-. Languid Larry wiped his mouth thought fully. "Them Aggers o yourn don't do us no good," he grumbled. "You ain't got no such machine an' won't never have." The Chronic Loafer passed his hand again over his brow and assumed a knowing ex pression. "Larry, you may be aorry fer them un kind words. You know not what I may have In me brain Incubatorln' aa It were," he said. "As I set here day by day, me brain cells Is at work an' beneath this ragged coat o' mine beats a brain, whose power may yet be reco'nlsed. Me Idea Is comln' to a head an', mark me words, Larry, you may yet see me dlrectln' me chaffer, where to guide me large red auto mobeel." "Aw, I know ye're pretty windy, all right," grumbled Lanquld Larry. The Chronic Loafer straightened up In his seat and placed one hand Inside his ragged overcoat. He was about to launch a terri ble philippic at hla unappreclatlve comrade, but Just then a bailiff appeared. "I've told you fellows about often enough that you can t loaf here," he said, and the pair shambled out. They shivered for a time on tha steps and then slouched off toward the poetofflee. Ml for Aboard hicago -1 On no railroad in America ia the system of dis cipline among employes and watchfulness for the safety of passengers developed to a higher degree than on the Chicago, r.lllwaukceCLSt. Panl ' Railway Three trains daily to Chicago. The Daylight Special leaves 7:55 a. m. The Eastern Express at 5:45 p. m. The Overland Limited at 8:35 p. m. All trains arrive in Chicago at the Union Station in the heart of the business district. F. A. NA8H, Gonttral WUrn Afont, 1924 FARNAM STREKT, OMAHA. i i DOG ROUSED BY MILLINERY Phosaat en a Woman's Hat Starts a Gordoa Setter Pup Aarolag. Nobody had ever seen a dog act like that on Proadway. He was a brown-and-yellow, eurly-halred one, with feet slightly out of drawing, which Indicated that he waa just getting over being a pup. He chased a woman up two little steps of one of the closed entrances of the Criterion theater and there he stood at the bottom of the flight with his long nose at such sn angle that a dotted line drawn from It would have touched the stuffed pheasant on her mink hat. Hla eyes had a glassy set to thm and his right foreleg had been lifted off the sidewalk In a kind of high stepping attitude. "Mad dog"' cried she on the etepa at the top of her voice. "Won't anybody save me? Police! Police! Where's a police man?" Bhe backed nearly to the door. The dog at the aame time shifted hla position and again . relapsed Into his three-legged pose and a glasay star. From her muff the Imprisoned woman took a box of confectionery and threw the bonbon after bonbon. The animal waa in terested for two or three times and then again he resumed a joyful sniffing In the direction of tha gaudy pheasant wings. About the group congregated a large throng which kept at a safe distance. The Vita Tenlth Sharp Giy Tint f EriM of Eridrs Frt:ev MRS. WRIGHT HONORED WITH LUNCHL0N Mrs. Russell llarrlaoa Kntertalaa I a- formally Former Frteads of Mrs. Jessie Withers of Rawlins, Wyo. The most pretentious affair of Thursday ( was the large luncheon given by Mrs. An- i drew C. Mclntyre and Miss Mclntyre In honor of Mrs. H. M. Wright of Monmouth. ! III., and Mrs. Thomas Flndley, who has re- i cently moved to Omaha from Chicago. , Luncheon was served at two beautifully appointed tables. The table in the dining ! room had suspended, by pink satin ribbon, a cut glass hanging banket filled with white j narcissus. The favors were ttny baskets ; with growing ferns, to which wrre tied I little hand painted green sprinklers. At I the large round table In the library, the , centerpiece was formed of pink and white ' tulips arranged in ' a low bowl. Colonial ; candlesticks with hand painted candles j further ornamented the table and the fa vors and plate cards remained the same at j both table. Covers were laid for Mrs. Wright, Mrs. Flndley, Mrs. T. A. Thomp- i son, Mrs. H. N. Wood, Mrs. J. J. McMul len, Mrs. Q. A. Wickershani, Mrs. W. J. Miller, Mrs. J. Hynee, Mrs. Fred Renner, Mrs. II. H. Fish, Mrs. Coon, Mrs. J. Fos ter, Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Royal D. Miller, Mrs. W. O. Templeton, Mrs. i. II. Conrad, Mrs. Alvin Johnson, Mrs. Charles Hamilton, Mrs. James Oalnsey, Mrs. Frank Juds n, Mrs. N. II. Updike, Mrs. sterling Freeman, Mrs. Murphy, Mrs. Frede.ick Teal, Mrs. Frank Brown, Mrs. C. E. McOrew. Mrs. William Tetter, Miss Oertrude Dietrich, Mlws Blessing. Miss Free. Miss Clara Northrup. Miss Amy Churchill, Miss Elisa beth McConnell, Ml.s Nina Prltchett, Miss Mlnnlo Prltchett and Miss Murray. Informal Afternoon. Mrs. Russell Harrison entertained Inform ally Thursday afternoon for her cousin, Mrs. Jesse Withers of Rawlins, Wyo., nee Jessie Burleigh of Omaha, when her old friends were Invited in to meet her. Those present were: Mrs. Charles Keller, Mrs. Fred McConneJl, Mrs. D. M. Vlnsonhaler, Mrs. W. B. Welch, Mrs. Charles Deuel. Mrs. Chadwlck, Mrs. Stevens, Mrs. Milton Barlow, Mrs. Orr, Mrs. Wyman, Mrs. Frank Johnson and Mrs. Paul Burley. Mrs. Ashby Cleveland of Bait Lake City was honor guest at a bridge party Thurs day afternoon given by Miss Hester Taylor. The prises were won by Miss Oeorgla Ken- nard and Mrsx J. A. C. Kennedy. Those present were: Mra. Cleveland, Mrs. J. A. C. Kennedy, Mrs. A. V. Klnsler, Mra. Charles Dundey, Mrs. Charles Rosewater, Mrs. Paul Hoagland, Mrs. John Weltzell, Mrs. Edwards, Mrs. J. J. McMullen, Mrs. Jensen, Mrs. P. C. Morlartty, Miss Georgia Kennard, Miss Edith Thomas, Miss Hor tense Clarke, Miss Marie McBhane, Mlas Elizabeth McConnell, Miss Florence Lewis and Miss Taylor. Miss Beulah Sharp gave the first of a aeries of bridge parties Thursday afternoon, when four tables were used for the game and the prises were won by Miss Margert Wood and Miss Jeanne Wakefield. Clvb Gathering's. Mra. C. C. Bhlmer was hostess Thursday afternoon at the meeting of the West Farnam Kensington club. The guest of the club was Mrs. Worthlngton. The mem bers present were Mrs. Bush, Mrs. Doug las, Mrs. Haynes, Mrs. Heaton, Mrs. Hlnsle, Mrs. Kennedy, Mra Lyman, Mrs. Bchneta, Mra Bhlmer, Mrs. Btethmann, Mrs. Troatler, Mrs. Walton, Mrs. Young and Mrs. Shinier. The club will be enter tained In two weeks by Mrs. Btethmann. Mra John H. Hussle was hostess Thurs day afternoon at the meeting of the Fourchette club. High-five was the game played and the prize waa won by Miss Halite Patterson. Three tables were used Id the gam Theater Parties. Mayor and Mrs. Dahlman and .daughters, Miss Ruth and Miss Dorothy Dalhman, oc cupied boxes at the Nebraska Glee and Mandolin club concert Thursday evening. In another box were Mr. Jack Dumont, Mr. Ray Dumont, Mr. Rider Wood and Mr. Horace Oregory, Mr. and Mrs. Warren Swltsler and Miss Alice Swltzler made up another party. Miss Marion Haller gave a box party at the Burwood Thursday afternoon In honor of Mlsa Chant of Spokane, Wash. In her party were: Miss Chant, Miss Marion Johnson, Miss Laura Montgomery and Miss Florence Power. Miss Ellia Wlthnell gave a theater party Thursday at the Burwood. Her guests In cluded mostly Council Bluffs friends. Personal and Prospective. Mrs. John A. McBhane and Miss Mary Lee McBhane will leave Sunday for a trip to New Tork. Mrs. Jessie Withers of Rawlins, Wyo., and her mother, Mrs. Alfred Rurley, whose guest she has been for some time expect to leave Monday for an Indefinite stay In California- Mrs. H. M. Wright, who has been the guest for several months of Mr. and Mra. Andrew C. Mclntyre, expects to leave Sat urday for her home In Monmouth, 111. Mrs. Thomas Flndley, who has recently moved to Omaha from Chicago, has bought a home In Bemls park. Invitations have been Issued for the wedding of Miss Nellie Louise Hlnsle, daughter of Mr. and Mra. C. W. Hlnzle to Mr Julius Fairfield Harmon, which will take place Tuesday, April 1 Mrs. Milton Barlow entertained Friday at luncheon In honor of Mrs. Jesse Withers of Rawlins, Wyo., covers were laid for eleven. Mrs. Warren Blackwell Is spending a month In Chicago. Mlsa Alice Swltzler has returned from an extended visit In Missouri. Suitable Easter Suits For Men and Boys If you have decided that you want a particular kind of suit you will find it hero If you have not decided a visit to our store will enable you to make a quick decision. Whatever your standard, you cannot require more style, quality and value than we offer you in these suits. Men's Black Suits While wc wish to call especial attention to our Men's Black Suits, we wish to state that we have a very large variety of Men's Spring Suits in all fabrics, in every desirable shade and mixture. 1a. Rlinlr Ti-iikr!1 AN wool, farmers' satin lining, pnddtxl shoulders, hair je. 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These nobby little suits are very becoming to boys aged 3 to 8 years ZT::n.s: 1.95 to 4.95 Special Sale Salesman's Sample Hats SATURDAY 500 MEN'S SPRING HATS These hats are salesman's samples that have been usod to sell this season's goods to dealers in Omaha and other cities. Merchants who have bought from these samples will have to sell the hat we offer at $1.50 for $2.00 or more. The hat we offer at $2.0 0 for $3.00 to $3.50. These goods aro in perfect condition just as good as the duplicates bought by merchants all over the country. SOLD EVERYWHERE FOR. $2.00 50 HERB FOR 1 SOLD EVERYWHERE FOR $3-$3 50 SOO HERE FOR 2 E4K j I M SPRING SHIRTS Plain and plant ed front la tripes, dots, Jl a Id s and alnty figura. Attached and detached caffs, coat and reg-u-lar styles S1-S1.50 MEN'S NECKWEAR Lustrous fin ish, blaa plaid Neckwear PloadUly. Tar tan plaids, No. smdote allks, uew Trench folds and nar row shape 45c 31 cry of "Mad dog: was sounded tnrougn Long Acra square. Persons on the way to the theatera went around the diock. ine woman on the steps was by this time In hysterics and alternately sobbing and cry ing "Mad dog: ' ana uooa aoggie, gooa doggie, have some caudy?" The dog stood still as a statue. , lodging his way through the throng, a policeman reached lor his revolver. 'He's going to shoo U uuJ aog, said a hundred voices. 'I wouldn't," aald a Unk man who lounged up. "It ain't a crime for a (jordon setter pup to point at a pheasant either in Canandalgue or New Tork. I won't stand for him being shot. Here, constable, you take that animal to the pound and I'll pay tor his keep. He's a good one." New Tork Herald. If you have anything to trade advertise It In the For Exchange columns of The Bee Want Ad pages. ETE SPECIALISTS, Huteson Optical Co. Fair Dlvlsloa. Of two puKlllsts In a ring, one smote the other so aori'ly that he died. Then came men of the law, arresting the survivor 'and caunlng hlra to loosen up to the extent of ll.OOO fine. "Well," he commented, "so long as suck ers continue to hang up 12,0.0 purses I am ready to boost the causo of Justice by an even split." Pocketing Ms receipt, he proceeded to dictate a challenge. Philadelphia ledger. J3 I,. I stsr I f M. jl rrMSaapta. ' ' The Shine That WorVt Explod Mm AadreesDesti. ROOSEVELT ASA BOOK LOVER Doesn't Like Preaching, bat Cajoya ftoriea of Real Life. The phrase applied to President Roose velt by a friend and admirer "a man of letter In love with life" seems very art when one hears him talk about books. The president waa brought up among good books, and his children are brought up among good books and these books are not all new. Accent has been put on the fact that he Is an omnivorous reader, but this accent Is in the wrong place; he reads carefully only the important things. He seems to read by paragraphs, not by sentences, and lie manages to consume the essence of every good thing printed in the mngaiines and to make it fit !nt a place in life. Any Important book you may mention has been or will be read by the president. If he has not read' the book which you consider worth reading, he whips out his penril and takes the title at once. There Is no pretense of pedantry about him. A "preaching" novel he cannot endure. He likes a story that reflects lrfe. as, for Instance, John Fox's "Little Bhepherd of Kingdom Come," Hamlin Oarland's "Cap tain of the Gray Horse Troop," Mark Twain's 'Tom Bawyer," or, perhaps, though not so whole heartedly. Jack Ixmdon's "8a Wolf" and Bret Harte's earlier tales. He has no reserves about Octave Thanet's sociological stories nor about 'Tncle Re mui." : It Is a great pleasure to those who fear J that the great authors may tie put on the shelf to hear the president talk Itckns. He seems to know his Dickens as well as Secretary Bonaparte. Thackeray's humor and his love for the poor and the afflicted appeal to the president. The muck raking, psychological novel U not on bis list. The novel of hopeless nest he seems to pass by. Poems with the truth in them, no matter where or when written, appeal to him. Some of Bliss Carman's songs delight him. With the help tf Kermlt he discovered Robuiaon, who wrote "Children of the Night." The moment he discovered the "Songs of the Wild Geese," by Emily Lawless, he enemed afire until he had otficr yeuple enjoying theiu. The test of his valuation of a new book is when says: "I will show it to Mrs. Roosevelt." Only the best goes to her. "I read and enjoy books," ha once said, "but she knows." His children know, too, by heart his favorite characters of fact and fiction. It may be the fire drake in the Beowulf, the Leprachauns in Celtic folklore, the gnomes of the Catskllla or one of Alice Hcgan Rice's or Kate Douglus Wiggln's people: whichever it Is the president introduces It and his own young people receive blm or her humorously or seriously as an old friend. A book like "The Jungle" may Interest him because he sees construction behind It; but the "muck raker" in fact and fiction who gets to the condition where he en joys analysing the result of his researches for the pleasure of the procesj Is not for the president. For esaylsts that merely speculate the president seems to have little regard. "The Simple Life" of Pastor Wagner; now so famous, attracted his attention; not be cause of style or refinement of metaphysics, but because it gave in a straightforward, manly way the leauons of temperance and simplicity with a spiritual basts which every Intelligent man or woman could un derstand. The doctrine of the simple life was taught long before Pastor Wagner taught It; It was taught In the ptrables; by the saint lately "re-canonlied" by the world, Francis d'Asslsl; by the Brook farmers, and Emerson tried to teach it without the spirituality of 8t. Francis, but Wagner brought it within the scope of the average man of today. The book that teaches the old and the your.g that the amount of money spent is not the real test of the value of the pleasures of life; the book 'that shows what a human being may ret out of the simple gifts of God always awakens the wmnr-manB he j enthusiasm of the president. This la the ) secret of his admiration for John Bur-' roughs work. Always an admirer of those fundamental' stories that show the early color of na' tlonal life, ha discovered some time ago' the Celtic sagas. Asked on one occasion what was their principal charm, he paused and then answered: "They are so u n gan In their attitude toward romantic love In them I am attracted by the idealism so unusual on pre-Christian sagas, of the relation of lovers." At the root of hi admiration for a book there is as a rule an ethical or a sociological reason. Mte rice Francis Eg an in Rosary Maguxlna. Cola-lllooeea Depravity. There are revenges too mean for eves the pen of a De Maupassant, says 'he New Tork Bun. A Bangor man, knowing? that his wife would sit up for hi in Into! the small hours, made a feint of going down town and by a flank movement gained hla bedroom, where his spou found him &( t o'clock In the morning sound asleep. She did not speak to him for a week, and he came home when be pleased. It is only In prohibition state that one finds such examples of Cold blooded depravity. Now it the time to matte your wants J known through The Bee Want Ad Page. A Loss Walk. Mark Au, champion pedestrian, has Just finished a 60.000-mlle walk which he began August t, 1900. He waa to walk 0,000 miles In seven years and earn his living on the way. This he has done, with sev eral months to spare. He traveled through, Spain, Portugal, Holland, Belgium, HwlU erland and twice through France. Ho speaks only English. He waa lost la snowdrifts five times, robbed, shot at, stabbed and stoned. Non-alcoholic Sarsaparilla It you think you need a tonic, ask your doctor. If you think fou need something for your blood, ask your doctor. If you think you would like to try Ayer's non-alcoholic Sirsspirills, ssk your doctor. We publish the formelM f C AyerCo., of 'l njrrrtilOBt. Loil, Maa. 1