25 THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: MAHO? 17, 1007. E3P" ncss N XT ft "WMtat MMMI hi imnwi Mlllif an 11 i isiiiiipss Mn I .insiiiissSJIttntris " Mli A""a,l,""l""( Economical Housewives lion Ilargain Opportunities in FURNITURE Arr Seldom Offered at This Season of the oar BUT MONDAY, TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY Tho opportunity of the your is at hand to refurnish your home at a positive Baring of ?3 to BO per rent. READ THESE VALUES Then conic down and see them for yourself. You will be convinced of their extraordinary values. EASY PAYMENTS A charge account here will 1h a Keniilne help to jrou. Embraces every good feature known to the credit business. No Money Down And smaller weekly or monthly payments than ou can get at any other credit house In tho west. All payments stop when you are sick or out of work, and they stop until you are all straightened up with your more urgent bills. in,a in' wswn BID This , beautiful bed has extra heavy chilled Iron posts, well made, n-w design, heat 14.00 bed In Omaha Monday only , 8 aje fa.k... .'Tsr.w' i iaVt 8 vfUr Ti1- Kitchen Cabinet $1.90 Mads of best seasoned hard pine, two large flour bins, two bread board, two small drawers a 16 value R3 98 on pale Monday ew EES T To make this the gereatest Belling event in the history of our fur niture department, we will give away AllNOLl'TKLY I'KKE a beau tiful 4 9 piece dinner set of fine China. Every piece trimmed In gold every piece decorated with a charming floral design Bells the world over at $12.50. CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING PIFCKS: 6 Dinner nates 6 Cups 1 Soup Tureen 6 Dreakfast Plates 6 Saucers 1 1 Vegetable Dish 6 Pie Plates 8 Sauce Dishes 1 Sugar Dowl C Soup Plates ! Platter 1 Creamer All given away absolutely free with any purchase of $50 or over. Come in and see them. if :'.:,.! .1 -1 r ZZTXITSIOH TABLB Constructed of solid oak. nix font exten sion, polished top, fits snug and close, far.ry carved legs, best 17 table Q Q e in Omaha. Monday onlv pweSIJ DBrSBEB HlKh grade make, solid oak, swell front, top drawer, larKe French plate mirror, unique design, full size, 12 Dresner, on sale Monday, at $8.45 Id J 3 ROOMS S49.75 A 2f COUCH Solid oak body, best tempered coll spring, upholstered In high grade velour, a. pretty good CIA Cf. couch at1 Just half prlce'P,''' SFBIITO ReversIM steel coli spring, properly temper, il. our regular 32.26 C1 OQ spring, on sale Monday ... .S FREE A Beautiful Rocker with each $10 Purchase FREE A Handsome Pic ture with each $5 Purchase BOWLING TOURNAMENT OPENS EsTenta Annual Content of American Cob ' erefti Bceini in 8t. Lonis. PRESIDENT IRY30N ROLLS F R5T BALL Sportsman Fire-Men Team of Kansas Cltr Makes the Hlsttest Spore In tho First Slant's Plar. BT. LOUIS, March 15. The seventh an nual tournament of the American Bowling congress began here tonight and will con tinue dally and nightly until March SI. The Crescent building. In which the tournament Is held, has been under reconstruction for several months. Twelve glistening new alleys occupy the center of the arena and were dedicated this evening by five-men teams comprising St. Louis and Kansas City contestants. The seating capacity of the hall Is esti mated at 1,000, and all seats were occupied, with standing room crowded. The assembly somewhat resembled a political convention, as each contesting delegation was assigned a location designated by a big banner bearing the name of the city represented. The tournament was formally opened by President Robert Bryeon of Indianapolis, and eleven other leading officials of the American Bowling congress, at a signal simultaneously hurling a ball rumbling down each alley, while th band played. Then one team of five men from Kansas City and eleven flvs-men teams represent ing St. Louis took positions at the alleys and the tourney was on. The five highest scores mnde by the initial twelve teams were as follows: Sportsman, Kansas City 2.5M fportsmitn No. 1, St. Louis 2.551 esota No. 1, St. luls Hurkns, St. Louis 2,: Kroelich, St. Louis 2,405 The Omaha live-men teams will bowl as follows: Tuesday, Fnlstaffs and Hamll tons; Thursday, Meti Hros.; Friday, 6 ton and Krugs. Plan for Itowjlnsr Commission. LOUISVILLE. Ky.. March 16. Owing to the conflict between three bowling associa tions in the United States, Colonel Jacob K eager, formerly president of the Ameri can Bowling congress, who leaves .tomor row for St. Louis, will advocate there the formation of a national commission to con sist of three members from each association to supervise bowling matters. The Louis ville delegation to St. Louis has been In structed to vote for Garry Hermann of Cincinnati for president of the American Bowling congress. A Gold Watch Complete With Elgin or Waltham Movements The Best Watch Value Ever Offered by Anyone. 15 DISCOUNT As a special iriihioompnt to have you call and inspect our new store, we will pve you a discount of 15 per cent off ou any purchase you make this month. New location 500 South Sixteenth Street, one-half block south of Thompson, Belden & Co. FJ. P- FRAiMDSEfJ 5C6 South Sixteenth St. Opposite Her Grand Hotel. JEWELER OPTICIAN WATCHMAKER PtRSES FOR STATU FAIR RACF.S Management Annonneen the Program and Conditions. LINCOLN, March 16. (Special ) The management of the stute fair has an nounced the following program of races i and conditions for llioc I Entries to all t-tuke races clone Wednes day. May 1, and in classes Saturday, Au gust 10. Entrance fee to stakes Is 3 per cent, navable as follows: One per cent to i accompany nomination May 1, when horses must be named; 1 per cent payanie june i, and 1 per cent July 1. Tartles declaring out previous to second or third payment will be held only for amount paid In. An additional 5 per cent deducted from win nings of any part of stakes or purse. The association reserves the right to declare off any stakes not filling satisfactory. Any horse dlMtunclng the field, or any part thereof. Is entitled to one money only. Old distance rules to govern. F.ntrles can be made In stakes nt the regular time of closing class races on August 10 by paying 5 per cent, but horses must be eligible to Mhis at that time. Entry fee to purse races 6 per cent. Money In harness races divided 60, 25, 15 and 10 per c;nt. All har ness races best three in five. Mile heats to harness except half-mile heats for 2-yoar-olds. Kules of American Trotting association to govern, of Wilch this associ ation is a member. All stakes guaranteed for stated amount and no more. Stall rent free to all starters. One half of entrance fee refunded to all starters finishing out side the money. The nomination of two horses permitted on one entry fee. Stakes Two-year-old trot, 250; 8-year-old trot, ?:00; 3-year-old 2 45, Nebraska bred colts. r&; 2:24 trot, $1.0S): 2-year-old pac ing, 2.V); 8-year-old" pacing, 51; 8-year-old 2:4, Nebraska bred colts, J5U0; 2 30 pace, 11.000: 2:24 pace, $1,000. Purses Two-thirty trot. $500 ; 2'27 trot, V0; 2:20 trot. J.VU; 2:18 trot, 5i0; 2:35 pace, ?); 2:27 pace, VVI0; 2:21 pace, $500 ; 2:16 pace, $6"0; free-for-all pace, $000. All running races will be governed by the new American racing rules, except where otherwise provided, Jockey license excepted Five entries reoulred to fill and four to start. No entry fee for running races except $15 entry to derby. Entries to derby close August 10, balance of entries close at 6 p. m. night before each racn. Five per cent deducted from winnings of any part of purse. Money divided 60, 25 and 15 per cent. Purses Derby, $500; half mile dash, two events, $75 each; half mtle and repeat, $100; flve-elghths of a mile dash, two events. $75 each; three-quarters of a mile dash, $100j I one mile dash. $150. YAXK.EE GIRL. WIS THE DERBY Seeond Choice . In Bettlngr Finishes First nt tw Orleans. NEW ORLEANS, March 16. Yankee Girl. second choice In the betting, won the City pane fleroy at a mile ana a quarter today. Temaceo, winner of the California derby, was one of the horses beaten, finishing outside the money. The horses passed the grandstand after the start with Sir Toddlngton two lengths In front of his field, which followed closely oacked together. In the back stretch Jnrltre Post, on the rail behind Sir Toddlngtnn, i looked like the contender, but Yankee Qlrl j passed outside of him and began to cut ; down the pscemaker. Sir Toildlngton was i name, whirling Into the stretch with some thing to spare, iunkec illrls sprint was well timed and well sustained, carrying her a length to the lead at the finish. Both horses finished tired. Tllelng was third. Weather warm and cloudy, track fair. Be sults: First race, six furlongs: Consideration won, Zlc A b rams second. Orderly third. Time: 1:16. Second race, steeplechase, full course: Kara won. Ir. Keith second. Esther J. third. Time: 8:54. Third race, four furlongs: Zlephen won, Parisian Model second, Coincident third Time: 0:4:H. Fourth race, City park derby, 8-vesr-olds, one mile and a quarter, $5.im0 added: Yankee Olrl won, Sir Toddlngton second, Tllelng third. Time: 2:07H- Fifth race, seven furlongs: Miss I-eeds won. Pasadena second, John L. Inglls third. Time: 1:H- Sixth race, five and a half furlongs: Oold Proof won, Charlie EHNtman second. Front enac third. Time: 1:07'. Seventh race, one mile and a sixteenth, selling: Polly Prim won. James Reddlck second. Reside third. Time: 1:48 mart Spring uits for Womee 'THESE SUITS are unsurpassed in beauty or in the quality of the workmanship. They have the char acter and individuality usually found only in the highest priced garments. The styles are tinmatchable. They are bright fresh and attractive just suited for Easter and early spring. ON SALE MONDAY AND ALL THIS WEEK An Offering of 350 New Spring Suits at $15 The assort ment shows the greatest variety of styles, Eton, pony and jucket suits in panamas, serges and handsome mix tures, correctly trimmed and positively the best suit values we have ever offered special at The Best Women's $25 Suits Ever Drought to Omaha We have scores of beautiful models to select from, all are high-class tailored garments with swell new skirts in all the new spring shades and materials all are offered at the very tempting price of 5 Our Special Lot of Suits at $18.75 Made Eton or Pony effects in panamas and beautiful mixtures, handsomely trimmed all with new stylish skirts perfect in fit and workmanship special up in the new Smart New Suits at $37.50 This season's choicest models all the latest cuts in short, jaunty, tight fitting models and natty Etons made of beautiful fabrics, solid colors, stripes & checks, correctly tailored $18.75 $57.5 eneded today with easy matches the rule, In all the divisions of the 3t hole pUy. Fred HerreshofT of Garden City, won the first division cup from J. V). Foote of Apawamls by the liberal margin of ten and eight. WITH THE BOWLERS. Standing of teams In the Omaha Bowling league at the end of the twenty-third week: Games. Won. Lost. Storz Blues 6i Kruk Parks.. Metz Brcs.. O. 1). Ks.... Hamilton . Onimods .... Cudahys .... Dresners ... 63 69 , 66 69 , 68 , 69 . 69 46 47 SS 82 80 26 26 26 20 22 31 84 39 37 43 44 Pet. .697 .60 .5T.1 .4K5 .435 .413 .377 .362 Pins 63.556 64.5K1 63, 549 61.K.9 C1.TT9 56.944 69,1112 58.643 Detailed work of the teams: Pet. Str. Spa. SpU E'rs. with Brooklyn the latter pnrt of 1905 and was reserved for 1906. Ho later received a contract from Brooklyn, but when ho aaksd a larger salary than his contract called tor. he was transferred to Newark. He foN warded his terms to Newhtk, but received no unswer and accepted the terms of the outlaw Trl-State league. Player Starnnglo, who Is claimed bv both the Lincoln, Neb., club and the Trl-State league, was referred to thn arbitration board of the National association. The Lincoln club contended that It nurchaned J Btarnagle In 196. Ho did not report, but went to the Trl-State league. The Lincoln I Ciub then sold him to the Wfuihtni? ton Amnr- Ican league club, which has made no claim for him. The Trl-State league contended that Starnagle waa awarded to It under the recent agreement hetween that league und tha National association. COLTON FOR MAYOR OF YORK (Continued from Third Page.) Stora Blues.. Krug Parks. O. D. Ka Onimods Meti Bros... Hamilton ... Cudahys Dreshers .914 .9u2 .9o2 .8S4 .878 .RT1 .t26 .8Ul 1.3S6 1,879 1.241 1.176 1,262 1,260 1.129 1.069 1.317 1.429 1,441 1.341 1,648 1.425 1.428 1.448 266 336 325 3u3 2i2 i8 354 3i 261 i 3 340 38 4i7 539 627 DECISION AG A IN' ST REtXBACH nsywri For tho league's monthly prlie, given by the Stori Brewing company, Charles French leads with a total of uli for three games. For tne alley's monthly prize, given by the Gund Bne.wlng company, M. R, Hunt ington has the highest single game of 278. Individual averages: A I An. C. J. Francisco !3l Sheldon ISO Andtraon LlFgett lh Cochran UrSiNurcn lit O O. Franclico miMaglll I7S GJerd m.Fruah ITS Neala 12 Zarp 118 Mc a(u I: ( handler 1V Johmon l!H!Wm raa 177 Marbla ntOiTraay 177 Spmguc ISHi Jones 177 Huntington IMChatelal 174 Weber 11 Oreenle.f 17 Krllnoher 1S7IH. I). Heed I7 Toniieman H7iTrlor 171 Penman I7A. C. Reed 17S Plikerlng 16' J. C. Read 17a Zimmerman ..... 1W Kemlen 17i French 1S OoB 167 Hartler IX' , llnffltba 104 Rempka ISSlWeltjr lis Blakener UniCiordjr 14 Nlooll 1JI Heaton liil Rengela 14, Uardlner H Enrell 1MK athmwood 110 Forx'Utt U2! Hearla log Hrunka 182. While 164 Mulynaaux 181 1 National Commission Itnles Pitcher's Contract Is for Three Years. CHICAGO, March 16. Ed Reulbach. the pitcher with the highest average In the Na tlonul Base Ball league last year, who has been holding out for more money this year, came to terms today with President Murphy of tho Chicago club. There was a mis understanding between Keulbach and Murphy about the former's contract. Reul buch claimed the ntract was good for but one year, while Murphy maintained the contract called for a three yeurs' service. The controversy was submitted to the Na tional commission and thlB body ducltled Murphy was right. Heulbach came to Chi cago from St. Louts today and after a few minutes' talk with President Murphy an nounced that he would play with tiie Chi cago club again this year. BASIS BAI.1, SI IT REOPENED C. B. Brown Co., Inc. Successors t. Brown & Borshetm JEWELERS AND SILVERSMITHS Announce a change In the partnership of the firm of Urown & Borsholm Mr. L. A. Horshelm having retired from he firm, it win be known la the future as the C. 11. Brown Co., Inc., who will continue the business In tha same location. , W. wish to announce that the tame courteous treatment and prompt service will continue la the future as the same has been in the past Hoping that we may be favored with your patronage iu the future, we remain, Yours truly, C. B. BROWN CO.. Inc.. Successors to Drown & Borshelm. Litigation Between Baltimore and Brooklyn Not at an End. NEW YORK, March 16. The interlocutnrv ! judgment entered two weeks ago in the i suit of the Baltimore Base Ball club against U ( WitJ (n'HJMjrii 1'Bnr jinn nun III in .National t it-ague n a i t-'j i'iiu iwrnj in jersey city, (on an order Issued by Judge Fort to the Bultlinore cluh to show cause why the Judgment should not be set aside. The suit was originally brought to re cover .W.ono. wh'ch the Baltimore cluh claimed the Brooklyn club owed for players sold to the Brooklyn club seven years ago. Counsel ror tne urookiyn cluh In court to day attacked the regularity of the proceed ings by which the Judgment was obtained Judge Kort said he would give the Balti more club five days In which to file a bill of particulars and would tr en call upon the Brooklyn club to file a bill of merit, and then set a date for a further hearing. Ilerresholt Wins Golf Cop. PINKHI'RST. N C. March H Thi third annual spring golf tournament TOWNSEND WINS COMBS TROPHY Is Challenged for Match Friday by Charley Lewis. Will Townsend won tho T. I Combs trophy yesterday afternoon at the Omaha Gun club shoot at the Townsend Gun club grounds at the east end of the Doug las street bridge. The trophy was held by George Maxwell and was open to challenge of the state. Charles A. Lewis has chal lenged Townsend for a match for the trophy for next Friday afternoon. The scores In the challenge match were: McDonald 22 23 21 21-7 Lewis .. 17 22 25 23 S7 Townsend 24 22 23 23 Hi Rogers 23 20 22 23-M Dwoiak 21 20 24 Uba An Interesting team match was also shot at luO blue rocks. Townsend's team had a nice lead, but three of the men lost their last bird and the match was lost by one bird. Rogere SCTownaend S3 Mclionald 23Lewn 20 Kimball liH'umtwland 33 Harnln lSMarah 15 Laplta 17Ragan 14 BIL.LI A HOISTS TO GO TO PARIS National Association Will Send Men to Contest Next Month. NEW YORK. March 16,-The National Association of American Amateur Billiard Pluyers will entvr a representative for the International championship at M-2 Milk line ' In Paris next month. Calvin DemareHi, the I young winner of the championship, will represent this country. Proliutiiy lie may be accompanied by J. F. Poggvnburg and K. W. Gardner. Poggenliurg made the world's record aver age uf 42-67 doring the tournament which ended this week. Gi'rmnnv, France and Pelgulm have al ready entered players for the International honors, and It is said that Holland is likely to do so. The ouestlon as to sending mora than one representative to Paris will be decided next week. Ing Tuesday a committee was appointed to present the new court house petition to the county board, which met Tuesday. The board took the matter up the second day of the session and passed a resolution to call for an election April 30 to submit the matter of voting bonds for a $75,000 court house. DAVID CITY The new time card, ex tending service over the Union Pacific from Stromsburg to Central City, went Into effect Friday, March 13. There will be but one passenger and one freight dally each way, except there will be no Sunday passenger. The passenger train will leave Lincoln at 3:20, arriving in David City about 6:16 p. m., and leaves Central City east in the morn ing, arriving In David City at S:31 a. m. BLAIR The comtilnation stock sale held at the Smith stock yards on last Thursday by C. J. Fink and Fred 8. Jenkins of this cltv was the largest ever held In Blair, 200 I head of cattle, seventy head of horses and I thirty head of mules being disposed of, the entire receipts amounting to $9,700. The stock was bought up by fink and Jenkins mostly in this county, some of the horsos being brought from the rink rancn in western Nebraska. H. H. Reed of this city and Colonel Blaine of Schuyler were the auctioneers. ' ASHLAND Israel Bettlson. who died last week, was one of the early pioneers of Ne braska. He was born In England and, hav ing been left an orphan at an early age, was brought to America by his uncle. He came west In 1S67 and bought a half sec tion of government land east of Ashland on which he lived a quarter of a century, and this Is still a portion of his estate. At vari ous times he engaged In mercantile busi ness in Ashland and for nine years was a member of tho B. ard of Education. FALLS CITY Friday evening the Wil cox eating house at the Burlington depot was discovered on tire and ths alarm given. When the company reached the uipot the lire wus breaking through the roof near the rhlmney. After an hour's work the fire was out. but left a badly damaged roof and garret. The fire caught from a defective flue. Mrs. Wilcox first discovered It when she went up stairs to put one of the children to bed. She smell nl smoke, but paid no attention to it until she heard the flames roaring. The dam age Is covered by Insurance. on a run, swinging his lasso rope Jlra Dahlman style, and roped Carpenter. H. was jerked off his feet and dragged for several yards and quite seriously shaken. Luckily for the lad the rope caught him. ... . j arnnnn ine waihi instead or in. necK. nm a he might have been killed. Cambridge Clarion. Total U Total CAMBRIDGE WINS FROM OXFORD 222 South 16th Street. i J; AUDITORIUM ROLLER RIIIK Saallng erery afternoon and aTenlug tats week. Adaaiwlaa id Gaata. Same Crew Which Defeated Harvard cores Another Victory. PUTNEY, England. March 16. Cam bridge university, which practically the same crew as the one which defeated the Harvard men last fall by two lengths, to day beat Oxford four and one-half lengths over the same course, from put ney to Mortlake, a distance of about fcur and one-fourth miles, in the sixty-fourth annual boat race between crews repre senting the universities of Oxford anJ Cambridge. The time, twenty minutes and twenty-six seconds, was somewhat slow, a gusty wind and rough water de stroying all chances of beating the recor tj over the course, elgnteen uilnutes snd forty-seven seconds, established by Ox ford In lat$ and equalled by Cambridge In 1900. Nebraska City and Normal Divide. PERI', Neb.. March 16. (Special ) Peru Normal closed Its basket ball season last night with a double header. It was the Ne braska City boys and girls against the Normal boys and girls. The first game was between the girls and Peru outclassed Its opponents, winning by a score of 37 to 2, Nebraska City making Its two points from foul goals. The boys' game was close from start to finish, but Nebraska City won from foul goals, py a score of 21 to 20, having thrown nine foul goals out of a possible seventeen, while Peru threw six out of a possible nine. Nebraska City showed tine team work, while Peru lacked because of recent changes In the team. NEBRASKA FROM DAY TO DAY Quaint and Cnrlons Features of Life In a Rapidly Growing; State. If the last snow does all that Is claimed for It and farmers were not mistaken In February. Nebraska's winter wheat crop will beat all records. Plattamoulh Turners Lose. Telegram. ) The Turners' basket ball team of Plattsmouth met defeat ai the hands of the Nebraska City Athletic team here this evening by a score of 15 to 13. Wade Miner was referee and G. Ft. Martin umpire. A uig ituwu was pirsrui. Scotland Wins Foot Bnll Match. LONDON, March 16. Scotland won the lust foot ball match of the Rugby Inter national series at Blackhetth today, de feating England by S-3. The final score la Scotland 3, Wales, 2 and Ireland, 1. Tabor Heats Wesley mi. TABOR. Ia.. March 16. (Special Tele gram.) Tabor college tonitrbt defeated the Wesleyan university of I-incnln In a hard fought game of basket ball. The final score was 58 to 39. STARN AGI.R CASE IS REFERRFD National Association Arbitration Board to Pass on Claim of Lincoln. CINCINNATI. March 16 -In a decision handed down today, the National Base Ball commission grunted the request of Player Louis Durham that he be declared a free l. pent and llg'blr to sign wlih whom be nUnad. Durha'a cotiteuuud that be played Regis Joins Toledo. TOLEDO, March If,. President Armour of the Toledo Base Ball club today slimed the contract of Hteve Regan, an outfielder pur chased from Dubuque of the Three-I league. Pastor Stays In Indiana. LAPORTB, Ind., M.irch K (Sreclal Tle gram.) Rev. P. Clausen today declined a cull extended by the German Lutheran church of W aco. Neb., and will remain at Valparaiso. Gannou's Death from Apoplexy. SEATTLE, Wash.. March 14 An nutnpsy was held here yestcr.Uy on the body of James J. Gannon, brottt. r of J. J. Gannon, president of the HDw-rman llink and Trus coiuo;ny of New Oi leans, who was found ded here. Death was Uue Ui apiplcxy. A St. Edward stock shipper made a trip to Omaha to see why he could not get cars and on returning home said the trouble must be In the power department as he found the yards full of "empties." Politicians Show Apathy There Isn't enough Interest In city politics to pro duce a crop of candidates for alderman. What does the situation indicate? That everybody Is so busy with their own busi ness that they didn't care anything about the public affairs of the city or If not this, what Is It? Nebraska City Tribune. Getting Things Straight Of Improvements we notice a new hog house for Ray Stahl. I mean the house Is not exclusively for Ray, but for his red pig- C. H. Post still allows Ray and family to use the fine farm house. Well, we were thrown off by trying to get It all straight about the house which Ray Is building. Another Improve ment Is a new house for J. W. York's chickens. There, we think we've done bet ter with the last Item, only that Mrs. J. W. will claim the property for which John builds the house. How hard It Is to say things Just right. "Rural Rattle" In York Republican. Trouble "DahIman Style" Will Huffman was taken before Judge Simon Monday on the charge of assault on Bert Carpenter. He pleaded guilty and was fined 15 aud costs. The trouble took place Saturday night when the Carpenter boy was playing with some other boys under the arc light when Huftiuau cant riding by, bis horse Hunter's Bad Luck "I had the darndest luck while out duck hunting recently," re marked Max Ellas the other evening. "I was up In the sand hills and I worked till I nearly fell over getting a good blind built and setting out decoys. By the time I got through the heavens In the east began to lighten up and I could see ducks and geese by the hundreds flying In great droves. I had everything fixed handy, and my gun was all right and I waited. It was not long until a bunch of geese cam. In sight. The geese begun slowing up and acted as though they were preparing to settle. I rose up. poked my breechloader through the blind, but before I pulled the trigger an accident occurred." "What was the matter?" asked a listener. "A blamed bed-slat broke and woke me up." Colum bus Journal. Fun for the Girls Two girls, who hav. been visiting at a certain home In this vicinity seem to have rather lively dispo sitions, to the discomfiture of a certain young man. They took some of his clothes' and stuffed them until they re sembled a man; then they took the dummy and placed It In the young man's bed. Now, this young man generally stays up quite late, especially when he has such charming company, and on this occasion It was after 2 a. m. when he retired. He had not much more than landed when he discovered that he was not alone. Of course he was scared. He hunted for soma matches so he could see who the Intruder was. But not finding any, made up his mind that the best thing that he could do was to throw the Intruder out. As a pre liminary to this procedure he hit the fellow a few, but as It did not strike back, he came to the conclusion that he was "It." Then hs went to bed, but not, however, to sleep. Beemer Times. Berlin Ranker Mlaslnsr. BERLIN, March 16 Cashier Speyer of the Mueller Industrial bank of this city, has dlsutireared. leaving a shortage of 1130.- 000. It Is considered probable that he lost the money In stock speculation. The bank successfully met a run on It which began when the news of the defalcation reached the depositors. Humphreys' ScYcnty Scvcn Cures Colds and ieee If you pull through and escape Pneumonia, 'the worst part of Grip Is the prostration, the latitude, the slow convalesence. The advantage of "Seventy-seven" over other remedies Is. that Its tonicity sustains the system during an attack of Grlj and there Is no break down. "Seventy-seven" cures by golc di rectly to the nick spot without disturb ing the rest of the system, the cure la complete. "77" fits the vest pocket At Druggists, 25 cents or mailed. Humphrey's Homeo. Medicine Co. Cos, William and John Btrevis. New York,