Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, March 08, 1907, Page 4, Image 4
THE.- OMAHA DAILY BEEi FRIDAY, MAHCTI 8, 1907. Tiie Omaha Daily Bee. FOUNDED BIT EDWARD ROSEWATEK. VICTOR ROSEWATER. T.DITOR. Entered at Omaha postoffice as second class matter. TERMS OF 8fB8CRIPTIOM. rlly Pee (without Sunday), one year. .WW l)allr Bee and Sunday, on year J0 Sunday itee, one year " Saturday He, one year 1M DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Ree (Including Sunday), per week..l&o Lally Hee (without Sunday), pr weak. ...10c Evening Pee (without Sunday), per week. So Evening liee (with Sunday), per week....l0o Addrvaa complaints of Irregularities In de livery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs K) Pearl Street. Chicago t)W lnitv Building. New Vork 1608 Horn Life Insuranr Bids. Wellington 61 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and ed itorial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or pot' order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Onlv 2-cent stamps received in payment or mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, : Charles C Rosewater, general manager of The Bee publishing company, being duly sworn, aays that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Pee printed during ths month of February. 1907, was as follows: 1 31,600 16 31,980 1 S 30,100 4 31,630 t 31,680 6 31,670 7 33,190 31,660 33,130 10 30,450 I J 81.780 11 31,670 13 31,640 14 31,640 17 30,390 IS 33,630 It 33,080 20 33.660 21 33,470 22 39,400 J$ 33,060 24 30,630 26 33,080 2 31,860 IT 38,060 28 33,130 IS 31,860 Total. . .896,730 Less unsold and returned copies... 9,763 Net total 886,967 Dally average 31.C77 CHARLES E. ROSE WATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of March. 1907. (Seal) M. B. H UNGATE. Votary Public. WHEN OCT OF TOW!!, subscribers Uavt th city tern' norarlly should nave Th Bn Bailed to them. Address will be changed aa often aa requested. Mark Twain seed not be so proud of his white suit. Senator Bailey has one, too, given by the Texas legisla ture. Mrs. Eddy must now realize-that she made a mistake when she" failed to In corporate herself qnde'r the laws of New Jersey. An English educator says one should use both hands' in writing. Most of us do, since typewriters have become popular. Wisconsin is full of men who want to fill Senator Spooner's shoes. They will find It much easier to nil his shoes than to fill his hat. ' ' ' . ' Mr. Harrlman 1s quoted as having expressed confidence in his ability' to hold his own. ' The charge Is that he is trying to hold more than that. Every nation to be represented at The Hague peace conference favors universal disarmament, after all the other nations have set the example. Chicago republicans are doubtless chagrined at Colonel Bryan's refusal to make speeches for the democratic candidates in the municipal campaign. The Nebraska law against Sunday base ball playing will remain as it is. The practice of playing Sunday base ball games will also remain as it is. . The report that Mr. Harrlman is trying to buy the Reading railroad Is chiefly interesting as showing up one railroad which Mr. Harrlman does not own. An Idaho man claims to have found a hole Jn the ground 8,000 feet deeD Many a western mining claim has been capitalized for millions on a poorer snowing. It Is to be noted that the railroads have been careful not to circulate their recent publication entitled "The Omaha 8ponge" among Omaha bus! cess men. ' Governor Swettenham of Jamaica must at least bfl credited for maintain Ing his dignity. He Quit his Job Just as soon as he learned from London that he had resigned. The American consul at Kloho re- ports,, that Japan is overstocked w ith cannea goods bought during the Russo-Jap war. No feels like fighting. wonder Japan Congressman Kennedy declares that he saw a boat on the Missouri river he came across on the bridge. Th boat should have been photographed before It got away. Governor Carter of Hawaii says he would bo willing for his daughter 'to marry a Jap. A photograph of the daughter might explain why the gov ernor feels that way about it. The new passenger rates are effec tive at once between Nebraska points, although they may not affect the in terstate tariff until after a thirty days' notice to the Interstate Commerce commission. The Omaha Water board has held another monthly meeting given to the laborious business of approving the minutes of the preceding meeting and allowing on bill. The members will all be promptly on hand, however, to draw th next installment of their aal ia aa soon aa da. LIFE IXSVttAyCK ISVISLApON. In a brief filed on behalf ot the As sociation of Life Insurance Presi dents, of which he is the head, protest ing against Insurance legislation pend ing In different states, Qrover Cleve land reinforces the chorus already be ing raised by railroad presidents and high financiers against what they are pleased to term, "hostile legislation, due to vindictive, feeling and mislead ing prejudices and In dangerous dis regard of safe and conservative busi ness rules." His chief complaint is against provisions of various proposed bills which specify the kind and char acter of securities life Insurance com panies may accept for Investment of their trust funds. Mr. Cleveland con tends that the market Is always bo good for these specified securities and the demand for them so strong as to make them undesirable, at obtainable prices, as securities for life Insurance trust funds. He contends that It would be Impossible for Insurance com panies to handle these securities at a profit or to meet their obligations to policyholders If limited as proposed In the pending legislatures. Evidently Mr. Cleveland Is viewing the proposed legislation from the standpoint of the Insurance official rather than that pf the policyholder. The holder pf a life insurance policy has become aroused by exposures of methods employed by some of the big companies and is demanding that his investment In Insurance be safe guarded as carefully as his deposits In savings banks and trust Institutions. The national government makes spe cific provision and limitations as to the character of securities that may be dealt with by national banks and nearly every state In the union haB laws defining and designating the se curities that may be held by savings banka and trust companies. The pol icyholders, through the state legisla tures, are trying only to secure similar legal provisions for the safety of their insurance Investments. Referring to a bill In the Illinois legislature that life insurance compa nies in that state shall invest in Illi nois securities, Mr. Cleveland denies that Illinois policyholders would be benefited and he deprecates legislation of that kind for fear It would result In fights between states and diverse legislation inimical alike to Insurance companies and policyholders. The real grievance of the policyholders, how ever. Is overlooked. This Is less against the character of the Insurance company investments than the meth ods employed in handling the trust funds. The policyholders have seen their money used to organize pools for manipulating speculative stocks and to promote trust concerns and syndicates that have shared enormous profits which should have gone to the benefit of the policyholders. Back , of the pending legislation In. the, states, against which Mr. Cleveland com plains, is the desire to make It Impose Bible for the Wall street financiers to get possession of the insurance funds for speculative purposes. While the purpose of the proposed legislation may not please insurance magnates, the cause of It belongs to them. . CVBA'S OVERSHADOW1KO ISSUE- The administration at Washington has formally, If reluctantly, admitted that chiefest among the causes making it necessary for Secretary Taft to pay an early visit to Cuba is to consider personally the policy and propriety of abrogating General Leonard Wood's decree forbidding cock fighting in Cuba. No mere matter of governmental rou tine compels Secretary Taft to let the War department take car of Itself and to leave his presidential boom in cold storage while he hastens to Havana to confer with the proud and haughty leaders of the Cuban patriots. ' They are demanding no promise aa to when the hated Gringos will leave the Island and allow Cuba to exercise Its blood bought freedom and Independence. They do not worry themselves about the workings of the reciprocity treaty, the manipulations of the Sugar and Tobacco trusts, the wreck ot the Palma government, nor of any plans Uncle Sam may have in incubation to restore stability and permanency In Cuban at fairs. No such trivial matters would or could induce them to demand the time of such an important factor in the government at Washington, but they want him to understand that free dom shrieked when the anti-cock-fighting order was promulgated and has been shrieking ever since. . La Lucha, the organ of the liberal party in Havana, In an Inspired and Impassioned editorial on the subject, shouts this stirring battle cry: "Long live the cock fight, the most Innocent spectacle on earth." The editorial goes on to declare with emphasis that the more pleasures and vices a people have the greater their culture and civ titration. The editor admits that while It Is difficult to get 100 Cubans to as semble to consider any serious purpose It is easy to mass 100,000 to protest against the decree forbidding cock fighting. ine cock ngnung issue is oy no means a Joke In Cuba. Planters and business men are complaining. They show that the Cuban laborer used to work four day a week for himself and family, on day for the price of his lottery ticket and one day for money to back hi favorite cock in the pit. Since lotteries and cock fighting have been under the ban, the Cuban sees no necessity for working more than four days a week and the Indus tries of the island are suffering ac cordingly. This lends a commercial and trade feature to the situation which must compel Uncle Sam to sit up and take notice. It Is predicted that Secretary Taft will eucceed in fixing a compromise that will allow the national sport of the Cubans to be carried on In the suburbs, outside the big towns and cities. Because that plan worked In the Philippines he may be Induced to adopt It in Cuba and find Justification In the showing that by no other means can the Cubans be Induced to go to work. FARM BAHK FOR THE PHILIPPINES Those enthusiastic populist who framed the Osceola platform demand ing that the farmer be allowed to go to subtreasurles of the government with potatoes or other farm products and exchange them for coin of the realm are now faced by Inducements to go to the Philippines, where, by an act ot congress at Washington, they may find a modified realization of their dream. The act known aa the Philip pine Agricultural bank bill, passed in the closing days of congress, provides that the proposed bank shall make loans only on agricultural lands and farm products, the purpose being, as explained by Secretary Taft, who was the prime mover, to encourage the de velopment of the natural agricultural resources of the islands now suffering from lack of greatly needed capital. The Philippine government Is made sponsor for the new venture and is authorized to guarantee 4 per cent in terest on capital invested in the pro posed bank, the investment to be a first lien on the bank's resources. Sec retary Taft, In urging favorable con sideration, expressed confidence that the bank would give a new Impetus to farming now carried on in a haphaz ard manner in the Philippines. New agricultural implements are needed and an entire new equipment for the Filipino farmB, and under existing financial conditions there it Is Impossi ble to secure money for these pur poses. The new bank will have no patrons but farmers and will loan no money except on farms and . farm products. It will at least be a novelty n banking and Its failure or success will be watched with keenest Interest. The success of the experiment Is rea sonably assured so far as It depends upon the natural agricultural re sources of the islands. The question to be determined la whether the en couragement offered by the proposed bank will be sufficient to develop among the Filipino farmers the energy, now sadly lacking, but primarily es sential to any plan for placing the agricultural industry of the archipel ago on the advanced plane desired by the promoters of the measure. THAT MARKET HOUSE "FAILURE-" The decision of the council to aban don' the market house on lower Capi tol avenue and arrange for th re moval of the building will, doubtless, be heralded fax and wide as another example of disastrous failure attend ing a munlcipally-owned project. The truth is, hpwever, that the city mar ket house scheme in Omaha has been badly bungled and purposely wrecked from the start. The desirability of a market house in which the venders of food products could expose their wares for sale, bringing the producer and consumer closer together with consequent re duction in the cost of living. Is unde niable. The opposition to the estab lishment of a market house by the city sprang almost wholly from the retail grocers and butchers, who wanted to retain the system of private marketing, which they thought largely to their advantage. Unable to head off the proposition altogether, the old council waa prevailed upon to select a site in no way suited to the purpose and to erect upon it a building scarcely better suited. This was followed up by the establishment of a counter mar ket by an association of the local gro cers and a successful blocking ot all efforts to center the market business at the city market house. Our city authorities could not have proceeded in a manner more surely calculated to destroy the whole mar ket house Idea and to disgust the pub lic with a view to bringing public sen timent to the point now reached, where it would acquiesce in complete abandonment. The market house has Indeed been a costly experiment, but It qpuld have been made a sue cess with any kind of business manage ment. The Jail-feeding graft conducted by the Douglas county sheriff Is costing the taxpayers of Nebraska hundreds of dollars every year. The state has an interest In having the meals fur nished on a competitive basis because the state would save on the care of prisoners held her for sentence pro portionately even more than would the county. The price fixed by competi tion for feeding county prisoners would be the same price charged to the Btate for state prisoners. The county commissioners are up against a kink In the law which pre vents them from spending more than 11,500 on Improvements at the county Jail without first securing a vote of the people. That Is very much like the law that prohibits the school board from spending more than $25,000 out of current revenues fa any one year for the purchase of school sites and construction of new buildings. But the school board has never allowed the law to Interfere. The anti-pass bill has gone through the house, but Is still to be endorsed by the senate, where the question ot excepted classes will probably be threshed over again. The Bee some time ago suggested that th anti-pass bill In Nebraska be made to conform as closely as possible with the anti pass section of th railway rate regula tion act put on the federal statute books by congress. The railroads are not doing business In Nebraska alone and no harm would come from bo framing our law as to permit them to make uniform arrangements for state and interstate passenger business. Down In Saline county a former county Judge has actually been con victed on a charge of embeaslement. There Is hope yet that the proceedings against the bunch of former Douglas county officials who pocketed all sorts of fees which should have been turned Into th county treasury may pan out. Mr. Van Duzer, the congressman-at-large from Nevada, showed up In Washington the other day for the first time in a year and a half and was Im mediately surrounded by a bunch of creditors. He made his escape, how ever, and is still a congressman-at-large. The Omaha Real Estate exchange la thoroughly In favor of consolidation of Omaha and South Omaha. Any thing that contributes to the upbuild ing of Greater Omaha will contribute to the stiffening up of real estate val ues over the whole area ot the greater city. France proposes to apply Its maxi mum tariff schedules against American Imports. It may be necessary to re taliate by refusing to allow France to put any more French labels on Cali fornia champagne and York state peas. Public sentiment In Omaha gener ally would declare against a street car strike, particularly at this time. There ought to be a way by which the parties to the controversy can adjust their differences. A New York paper refers to Ne braska as "the state where the winds always blow." That's all right, but the Nebraska winds have something worth blowing about. The Increase of $2,500 a year In congressional salaries does not appeal to Senator Spooner... He Is expecting a Job that will add it least one more cipher to that sum. Wrecked In a Gale. " Now York Bun. The Fifty-ninth congress goes, but Plain Subsidy remains. It Is likely to remain until a better plan la devised for restoring to the seas the American merchant marine. The Coming Bnmp. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Bumper crops of Ice are reported from all parts of tha country. Which may bo taken as a good Indication that the con sumers will be bumped , as usual this sum mer. Some Other 'Oay. Washington' 'Poet, t'p to the hour of going to press. Gov ernor Cummins has 'neither shed tears nor Implored Mr. Shaw to reconsider his deter mination to shake the dust of Iowa from his feet . From Jackson to Roosevelt. Wall Street Journal. The signing of the Aldrlch bill is the first Important . step In the , abolishing of the Independent treasury system which was ts tabllshed in Van Buren'a administration as a result of Jackson's war on the United States bank. From Jackson to Roosevelt covers a pe riod of over seventy ear. Grateful to Congress. New York World. President Roosevelt has a way of ap pearing always grateful to ' congress. He signs, tha bill giving the- government the right of appeal In certain criminal cases, although It "comes lamentably short of ac complishing what should be accomplished." Still hs considers it "a certain advance." Of course It Is. Congress knew how much more he wanted and took pains to concede just as little as possible tn order to dis arm him. Construction of Libel Low. Philadelphia Record. A verdict of $6,000 for damages tn a libel suit against a New York newspaper has been set aside In tha United States circuit court on the ground that in an article capable of two dlsllnot constructions un mistakable Inuendo must be shown to make tha publication libelous. It was also held that libel should not be Inferred from random extracts, tha true' meaning of an article being only ascertainable from an examination of its whole contents. This Is a new ruling, but It seems to be based upon sound reasoning. Tha theory of accidental libel la hardly tenable. FLAG LAWS I'PHELD, Decision of the Supreme Court la the Nebraska Case. Chicago .Tribune. . Tha supreme court of the United States haa upheld the constitutionality of the Ne braska law against the use ot tha national flag for advertising purposes. This Is tha first time tha highest tribunal In the land haa been called upon, to pass upon such a statute. In the case'' of Ruhstrat against People, Involving the Illinois flag law of 1899, the supreme court of Illinois declared the statute unconstitutional, and aa the state had no power to appeal from the de cision, the flag haa been without protection In this state. In the Nebraska case the state supreme court upheld the statute and thus paved the way for an appeal to the supreme court of the United States and a final settlement of the question. Much of the ground Is knocked from under the Illinois decision by the opinion delivered In Washington. The Illinois su preme court held that the UnKed States government was tha natural protector of tha flag and that as congress had not seen fit to pass any laws for its protection it was not the business of any other body. The United States supreme court holds that any state has the right to protect the national emblem from Indignities within the Jurisdiction of that state. The Illinois court held that as the. state clearly could not prohibit the use of the national flag within its borders by all classes of cltl sens it had no right to prohibit Its use by any one. But the United States court holds that ths prohibition of the use of tha national- flag for such purposes as were mentioned In ' the statute was nut such an abridgment of personal rights as contemplated by the constitution, and tn other decisions has held that tha ques tion of reasonableness of degree Is to be considered when it Is alleged that a mod erate exercise of a power is void if an unlimited extension of It would be. tITV w mint T NEWSPAPERS. extraordinary Conaltlona la Butte Dae to ' Strike. The refusal of the newspapers ot Butte. Mont., to accede to tha demands of the pressmen for Increased wages and the sus pension of publication when a strike waa declared, has produced extraordinary con ditions In all walks of life In the great copper camp. Never has there been a more convincing demonstration of the fact that a city without newspapers lacka only a funeral oration or eulogy to end Hs misery. In explaining present conditions In the copper camp, a correspondent of ths Portland Oregnnlan writes: "Civilised man, aa represented In the region once sup plied with news by four great Montana newspapers, has learned something since February 11, 1W7. Never again must the newspapers of this field labor with civil Ised man to convince him that he should have the paper left at his front door every morning and proclaim his merchandise through the paper's advertising columns Civilised man's books show that the news paper pages are worth more to his store than all the windows he can decorate beautifully, all the front yards he csn lit ter with handbills, all the billboards he can plaster with posters, all the streets he can Illuminate with banners, all the sandwich men ha can equip, all the grotesque forms of advertising he can devise and he has devised many. He has learned that the women, who do the bulk of the buying, have a habit of planning the shopping campaign largely along lines suggested by the newspaper advertisement, and that habit Is hard to break. "The newspaper shut-down In Butte and Anaconda came at the height of the bar gain sale season and when spring goods were arriving. To show what Mr. Man thinks of It, he In advertising his wares In newspapers published In other parts of the state, but he Is not satisfied with the re sults, because these papers are, of neces sity, old when they reach the field af fected, are strange In appearance and of limited circulation. "Theatrical managers, Including man agers of Joyous comic opera, are playing heavy tragedy roles. The gorgeous bill board, already threatend with abandon ment by the more enlightened 'showmen,' has forged another nail for tha coffin that will hold It eventually. It emphatically has not delivered the goods. Scintillating star and fetching soubrette move majesti cally and caper devilishly to half filled houses, while gloom piles up In tha box office. "Civilised man has learned something about newspapers he never would have learned had there been no newspaper sus pension. He has learned that newspapers are of value, not only as disseminators of Information, but as a preventive of tha dissemination of misinformation. Rumors, damaging to business Interests, that would have been quieted by denial In or omission from the next Issue of the paper, originate In Irresponsible sources and gather volume as they spread. The average cltlsen has no means of securing accurate information, and, assailed on all sides by alarming stories, he Is ready to believe the worst. "One of the leading business Institutions of the state was forced to Issue an official statement In the form of a circular to re fute a rumor of financial embarrassment. Fears that undoubtedly never would have existed had the newspapers been In opera tion led to a run on a bank and threatened serious consequences for a time. Crimea that never take place are related with cir cumstantial detail and names. The de fendant In a noted criminal case, who had Just been convicted, wan reported to have committed suicide the morning after the newspaper suspension. Full particulars of the awful deed had traveled by word of mojth all over the city before a jobless hewspaper man volunteered to "get the straight of If and discovered the prisoner enjoying a hearty meal at the Jail. "The observer notes as never before the rapidity with which Information can be spread by the Up process. Oenerully, It Is wrong when It starts and becomes less nearly accurate as It proceeds, but It gets around In a hurry and sometimes It !s true. What do you hear?' Is the Inevitable ques tion when people meet. The reply Is al ways qualified and referred back to an 'authority,' unless it Is a negative. Third cousins of men In authority on either side of the controversy are consulted with a deference that must astonish them. The principals themselves preserve silence, broken only, by stated declarations that they will never yield. The publlo listens to all It hears, tries to separate truth from falsehood, and yearns for its daily paper again. The people here will be slow to say hereafter: 'You can't believe half you see In the newspapers.' They have learned how much falsehood the newspaper kills, how little falsehood It prints. The natural born liar has a chance to tell 'whoppers' and escape now,, because his victims either have not the time or tha means to refute his statements. "The condition In this field, precipitated by a strike of less than twenty men, has many absurd and some sinister aspects re sulting from the great strength of organ Iced labor and the close relations of the unions. Mining and smelting being tha baslo Industry of this region. It was con ceded that a strike of miners would paralyse business for months. The fear of a general strike has been allayed. In part at least, by the announcement that the leading mines will pay tha advanced scale and will continue to operate, al though with greatly reduced forces. The troubles of the lesser unions are not likely to causa more than temporary embarrass ment or confusion. But great harm was done during the period when the state awaited the miners' vote. Merchants, guarding against a possible long depres sion, shaped their plans along restricted lines, abandoned contemplated extensions of their business, cut their orders and. In many Instances, made tentative arrange ments to move to other places. Real es tate values fell. Men that owned homes listed them for sale and prepared to leave when tha general shut-down should come. Almost all lines of business received a check that cannot be overcome for a long time. "Much of this would have been obviated had the newspapers of Butte and Ana conda been In operation during the period of uncertainty. Partly by sane editorial admonition, but more by the conservative and accurate presentation through the news columns of the facts of tha situation, the newspapers would undoubtedly have quieted the fears of those that were In fluenced to their Injury by groundless rumors. The facts. In their worst light, do not Justify tha harm that has been done, but without newspapers, aliva to the situation and competent to treat It In telligently, tha general public suffered." Prostatic Offsets. Philadelphia Record. Railroad officials who are complaining of tha epidemic of 8-cent fare bills ought to remember that the public prohibited them from giving free transportation before It commanded them to sell transportation at prices not to exceed cents a mile. The carrying companies must be saving a great deal of money since the free list waa sus pended by law. And. besides, the law la protecting tha companies from the exac tion of rebates by great shippers, and there must be a good bit of increased in come from this source. NATURE PROVIDES FOR SICK WOMEN a more potent remedy la the root and herb of the field than was ever prod a cod from drags. In the good old fashioned days of oar grand mothers few drug were used In onedleiaea and Lydta E. Ft ok ham. of Lynn, Mass., la ber study of roots and herbs and their power over disease discovered and gave to the women of the world a remedy for their peculiar ilia nor potent and efficacious than any combination of drugs. LydiaE. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound la an honest, tried and true remedy of unquestionable there peutto value. During its record of mora than thirty years, Its long list of actual cures of those serious Ills peculiar to women, entitles Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to th respect and confidence of every fair minded person and every thinking woman. When women are troubled with irregular or painful functions, weakness, displacements, ulceration or inflammation, backache, flatulency, general debility. Indigestion or nervous prostration, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy, Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. No other remedy in the country has such a record of cures of female ills, and thousands of women residing in every part of the United States bear willing testimony to the wonderful virtue of Lydta R. Pink ham's Vegetable compound and what It has done for them. Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She haa guided thousands to health. For twenty-five years she has bees advising sick women free of oharge. She Is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pink ham and as her assistant for years before her decease advised under her immediate direction. Address, Lynn, Mass. PERSONAL NOTES. The Nevada congressman whose only ap pearance during the term was to claim 11.100 mileage ought to make a hit us a promoter of nerve food. Should the proposed railroad to the top of the Matterhorn be built the traveling athlete will not have much of an advan tage over the traveling Invalid. A pet bill of Senator LaFollettes got through the house by a vote of 233 to 0. Evidently the scheme for hailng tha gen tleman didn't get into both branches of congress. On the very day that congressional sal aries become (7,500, one senator announces his retirement because he cannot afford to stay. What good will this "raise" do our statesmen, anyway? It Is said that Governor Hoch of Kansas does not Intend to serve out his term. He has accepted a number of assignments from a lecture bureau for this summer. He Is to receive, so It Is said, $150 a night, and will be able to make from $10,000 to $16,000 a year. j Boston bewails tha fact that tha "old raahloned lobster of commerce" Is becom ing scarcer every year. Whether the human variety Increases is not yet a sub ject for official inquiry. The melancholy prospect elevates respect for the sacred codfish as tha old reliable means of salva tion. A New York bachelor Judge, who was asked to pass upon the respective fitness of straight or curved front corsets Is in a position of sufficient perplexity to offer a word of sympathy to a Cleveland brother who is asked to decide whether the odor of onions Is offensive or re spectable. Elbert H. Gary, chairman of the board of directors of the United States Steel cor poration, has purchased and presented to the Northwestern university law school the library of the late Prof. Mortts Volgt of Leipzig. Volgt was probably the most distinguished world scholar on Roman and civil law. The acquisition of this library by an American law school will be a bitter dlsappontement to European scholars. Mrs. Stuyvesant Fish Is making some what of a flurry In New York society by Introducing original Ideas at her enter tainments. At her latest, largest and most novel luncheon she tickled her guests with jocose quotations. An attractive widow found this at her place: "She Is pretty to walk with, witty to talk with and pleasant to look upon." Another guest, devoted to bridge, found this: "She jests at scores who never played at bridge." TWO YEAR! OF- ROOSEVELT. Review of His Services as aa Elected President. Charles M. Harvey In Leslie's Weekly. In recounting the successes and failures of Mr. Roosevelt In the two years of his service as an elected president several things need to be taken Into account. First In a large degree the radicalism with which tha president ha been charged has been thrust upon trim by forces which not only shaped themselves Independently of his will, but most of which were In operation long before he entered office. Second His aim haa been to go only far enough to meet th necessities of the sit uation and to head off demagogues who would go much farther If they were elected and who, as he feared, would probably be elected If ha failed to act. Third With his natural Impetuosity and his seal to correct evils, and also to avert evils before they had a chance to reveal themselves, he has. In some Instances, gone farther than he intended at the outset. Fourth When.'as in the Brownsville case, he has made mistakes, he has been quick to correct them. Although the United State haa only S per cent of the world's population, it is producing in 1907 fully per cent of the world's gold, SO per cent of Its silver, 40 per cent of Its Iron, 43 per cent of Its steel, 45 per cent of Its coal, 50 per cent of Its petroleum, 60 per cent of Its copper and 75 per cent of its cotton.- Between the election of Harrison in 18M and tha com pletion of the first half of Roosevelt's pres ent term on March 1 107. the wealth of the United States has doubled. More wealth has been added to the United States' total since Roosevelt entered office In September, 1901, than was In th country as a result of tb accumulations of all the presidencies at th time of Lincoln's In auguration in The value of the tangi ble marketable property In the United States today Is greater than that of the United Kingdom and France combined, which are the second and third nation respectively, on this roll. Every succeed ing sunrise In 1807 sees tlO.OOO.OU) added tn th total of th wealth of the United Stat Naturally this stupendous expansion In the country's Interests and activities In th. last few year has created problems which nobody thought of even as recently af Arthur's days In th White House. Spring Announcement 1907 We are now displaying a most Complete line of foreign novelties for spring and summer wear. Your early Inspection is Invited, as it will afford an opportunity ot choosing from a large number of ex clusive styles. We Import In "Single suit length," and a suit cannot be dupli cated. An order placed now may be de livered at your convenience. INKl LAMilUVU UA9. "I cannot sing the old aongw," she mur mured, running Icily over the keys. ' Kn I have heard," atilil the other girl, sweutly. It la believed the mutiml coolness dated from this Instant. Philadelphia Ledger. Sweet Young Tiling Auntie, are you In favor of putting a lax on old bachelors? Elderly Relative IMttlng tajra on old bachelors? Uraotoim, no! I'd have 'em put on the old widowers Instead. 'ITiey're the ones you want to watch, child. Chicago Tribune. "I consider Roosevelt the most remarka ble servant the republic has ever had." "Why so?" "Well, for one thing, ho gave us four years' notice." Washington Star. "Pid I hear you eay, old chap, that mar riage has made a new man of you?" "That's right." "Then thut wipes out the ten I ow you. Now lend me five, will you?" Mil-' wauke Sentinel. The railroad magnates on the etonil plainly was Irritated. "Hold on, gentlemen!" he exclaimed. "You are asking about my methods as though you Intended to go into the bunco business yourselves, and I have plenty of rivals already." Hut they assured him that curiosity their only motive. Philadelphia -Ledger. "I suppose you have come to register a kick," growled the theatrical manager, as one of the vaudeville stars entered his private office. i nann t any sucn Intention," said th . vaudeville star, pleasantly; "but I don't mind having it registered. My kick Is eight feet and a half." Chicago Tribune. "That fellow Is very energetic In adding everything that comes up to his 'Teaching All Profesnions In Ten Lessons.' " "Yes. but he rather overshot the mark when he offered rates for a correspondence course in the unwritten law." Baltimore American. "How were those eggs t left for you last week, ma'am?" asked the honest agri culturist. "Every one of them Was rotten," she re plied vigorously. "I am sorry," he said: then bowed low and Inquired deferentially: "Hut were they perfectly satisfactory otherwise?" Judge. "I hear that you called me land shark," ' asld the real estate dealer hotly. "Yes," answered the customer, "and t desire to spologlr.e for it. The lots you sold me s re under water at high tide. You're really a marine shark." However, even this concession did not seem to restore the entente cordlale. Phil adelphia Ledger. He What do you think? I overheard Mr. Spoonem talking to Mls Phatter in the conservatory, and he told her she was IWfet enough to eat. She The glutton! That Phntter girt weighs fully 2U0 pounds. -Judne. "Haven't you sometimes sacrificed your conscience In conducting your trust opera tions?" . "Oh, yes," answered the billionaire, "but a man who surceeda In the world must ex geot to make some sacrifices." Washington "Gee whls!" exclaimed Weary Willie, "ain't dese trusts fierce? Suppose dey should rolne da price o' beer!" "Well," replied the other, "dat need'nt worry us so long aa we kin raise de prlo. of it." Philadelphia Press... THEY'VE GIVEN PA A RAISE. S. E. Klser in the Record-Herald. 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