TIIE OMAHA SUNDAY' BEE: MARCH 3, 1907. How Mother Nature Cares For Her Children Through Winter Months I lOMPORTABLY housed in weft I I heated homes, snug and scur 322 think of the condition of the blida and beasts and other creature. provision for whosi welfare and comfort rests entirely with nature. As you go to and from your business, wrapped In fur nnd woolen garments, d5 you ever pause to look nt some bit of an imal life; a chickadee or a brown creeper, perhaps, a midget cf feathers no larger than the end of your thumb? How do they manure to keep from freez ing when the thermometer registers 10 or W decrees below zero? Nature has two chief ways of providing fir her furred and feathered children in r-nter. Rome of the mammals she puts to and to sleep ns soon ss cold weather sets In, nnd they slumber until spring". Most of the birds she send to warm, soul hern climates where there Is nn abund ance of food. Why she favors some of her charges and allows others to suffer from cold and hunger Is a secret of her own. As a rule the mammals are better housed than the birds, for most of them seek refugo from storms and cold In hollow treo trunks or burrow In the ground, and many of them use. these places as perma nent hibernating homes. The woodehuck, the gray squirrel, the chipmunk and many Of the mice hibernate as soon as It begins to get cold, though they sometimes come out during prolonged spells of warm weather. What the Wnodetinelc Chucks. The woodehuck pushes out a partition of dirt In front of his nest of dried leaves and grass, thus making a snug little room In which to sleep. Not Infrequently a roam ing skunk or a rabbit will resort to the same burrow for a time, and there, divided by a thin partition of loose dirt, only a few Inches apart, live the two furry neighbors, each one utterly Ignorant of the other's proximity. It can hardly be ald that the rabbit or the skunk hibernates. They usa the shel ters only when the weather Is extremely cold. The rabbit Is far more active than the skunk. A slnglo day of warm weather will Induce Mm to come out and feed, as many tracks and the gnawed roots and bark of trees testify. On warm days you will find him sunning himself by the side of a stump or a log or under a brush pile, but ho re turns to his burrow again when the mer cury reaches zero. The skunk, too, often changes his quar ters. When a week of mild weather favors Mr. Woodehuck you will find deep furrows In the snow where he has plowed his clumsy way from one burrow to another. Of all the mammals that brave the win ter, depending on what they ran pick up. the muskrat has the hardest time. Nature does not provide him with a blanket of fat on which to siAslst, as It does the wooJchuck and the skunk, so he has to get out and hunt his food. Has to Dodite the Hnnters. He Is a slow moving fellow and dares not travel far from his burrow In a stream or pond's bank or the chamber of the round topped home of dirt clots and rubbish that he has built In the early fall. After a snowstorm you can follow his tracks to the orchard or to some particular oak tree of which ho knows, and here you find where v he has dug in the snow for decayed apples or sweet acorns. Tou can always Identify his tracks because he drags his tall, and as the days go by the continued travel over the same route mnkes a well worn path to land from his feeding ground. T Nature gave him a soft, thick, warm fur. ut In doing so it created a aemana ior (Is skin, and this demand has grown to such an extent that It may be a matter of only a few years before he will have been exterminated In the eastern states. He Is extremely easy to catch and his fur wears the bent nnd Is the warmest of all cheap furs, but the time Is coming when the muskrat automobile coats will be among the costliest of furs. The fox Is another animal that has to hunt his living from day ,to day. During storms of several days' duration he goes hungry, for then grouse, rabbits, mice. BALLINGER SURPLUS FUND Gentleman George Draws Another Card and Smithers Moralizes. OR what we ore about to deceive," said Jurge, with an up'ard Blimp", "may we be July t'ank ful." And he pulled a card from the box containing the dub'us and dejlcted claims of the. Charakter Burety company. It was short and to ths pint, like a Dutchman enj'yln' his flaggon, and read in manner follerin': The "Hazardous people are also after Ezra Menedlct, who wants to be bonded In fOO.OOO as treasurer! of Palisade county. Let them have lilni. He may be all riKht, but the IlullliiKcr surplus moneys will come Into his hands along with other court funds. Iu other words, if he chooses to go wrong he has the greatest ponslble chance with the least possible risk. "A wise decision not to Insure a tlrrlble tempattun," refllctcd Gentleman George. "I know somethln' about the Balllnger funn. "There are two brothers, Marcus and Tull'us, fummerly In business togedder, but now hatln' each odder like poison and fight In' toot' and nails. The big Balllnger block they owned was sold troo some fool IttlKatun, and a cool million paid fust into coort and thin into the county trlsurer's oflke, there to remain until a hull calendar of soots have been tried, appealed, rt vusseil and 'thin tried again. "I say, too, Menedlct may be all light, but If he don't realize his opportunities, thin he orter be taut." "By Prof George ninggold and his tal ented assistant, William Smithers, two wits?" I ast. "By thosa silf-same prides of the cur riculum. You see, Smithers, It Is time we branched out. "We've got a tidy bit in hand from our . last coop. We must use It to put our vee in money's way, to woo fortun' with ortun'. The county seat is a pretty live town, a little off the mala Hues, where we are still unknown to fame. "What's the mater with our blossomin' out there as two glntlemen from the fold ing west with Independent means and p'llantroplo lnds " "I twig,' says I, with tne finger to me nose. And I fort' with fetched from the closet the unclaimed package I had bought at . the expriss auctuun. It consisted of the charter, articles of Incorporation and blank stock certificates of the One-Two-Three Mining company, ehlpped by Noah Munsey, the priaident, from Saphorn, at the time whin the great boom there was at Its height; and reachla' town alter th boom had collapsed Into splinters. Consekently, It had been unclaimed by Socritary Abel Pinch, the consignee, who had not cared to carry anny V4 weight In his skip for 1 ' 1 V evrrw-r"!. B".ssrr tkino a sun bath. squln .-. . their shelter. No sooner does the storm cease than you find Bre'r Fox's tracks wandering about the country for miles and miles. Few animals travel as much as ho does, prob ably because few have the fleetness and ability to take care of themselves that ha possesses. Bre'r Fox and His Breakfast. Here you will see where he has caught a meadow mouso, after digging Into the snow and chasing It out of Its snug little nest of grass. Again, In a swamp at the foot of a hill giving shelter from the wind, he has followed the tracks of a ruffed grouse and finally pounced upon It as It slept under the roots of an upturned tree. When day finally dawns Bre'r Fox takes himself to a thlcketed lowland and, curl ing up by a log or stump, sleeps the sleep of the well-fed. The little meadow mouse Is well pro- teoted so far as warmth is concerned, for when there Is no snow he lives in a nest snow lead to and from the nest In all dl of d Med grass. In a hole In the ground, rectlons, and here a meadow mouse ro under a stump, log, pile of stones gr sldea until the melting of the snow leaves boards. As soon as a deep snow has fallen the nest exposed to view. Then he takes he begins to build a neat little nest of up his abode in his former habitation, dried grass blades, using the coarse ma- His little stomach Is often empty, for terlal for the covering and the finer for while he semetlmcs lays by a store of the lining. grain and seeds, that Is when he lives near the unknown. "We'll make a start tomorrer. Pinch," said Jarge, as he sorted the persplrtusses like a deck of cards. 'All right, Mr. Prisident Munsey," I replied, a I folded the scrip with the gold seal out. Hot' pretty and live the county town proved with a big summer hotel in Its cen ter, not bad to winter in. We lnskonced oursilves In It. and havln' sent a few sheers to the editor of tho weekly, follered the example of our mine by awaltln" dcvll opmints. They came like a decidedly green bay tree. From the leadln" tailor troo the mayor and the council, up to the pastor of the swell church, the hull town tunned oVt to pay us its respicts a spontan'us tribute, which cud not fail to incrcare wan's fait' in the brudderhood of man. Incidentally I may add that the weekly's currant issue contained this Item: "An evidence of the cosnils reputation of our beloved burg as a center of culture and a source of health Is the pregnant fact that Messrs. Noah Munsey and Abel Pinch, Joint owners of the famous One-Two-Three mine, are now enjoying for a few weeks the lux urious care of mine host of the Inn, far from the madding crowd. The O. T. T. has Just declared Its thirty-fifth semi monthly 8 per cent dividend, and not a share of it has yet been marketed by these genial proprietors of this modern Pactolus. We wish we stood in your boots, gentlemen both." Exra Menedlct cams also, a meager man yearnln' for fat In all Its infinite vart'ty. Jarge relaxed his rule In his case and talked finance; and It was wonderful the pipe dreams he devolved over the cigars. "But Mr. Munsey." at length pleaded Menedlct, "If you should decide to enter active operatuns, along these lines so promlBln', would It not be prudent to dis pose of some of your holding In the O. T. T. for spot cash, mind, and to wan who wud be proud to make your will his law?" "Hum," refllcted Jarge, nlcklu' oft the ash; "I might; purely as sn act of frlnd shlp." XL While our piscatorial dlvershun waa pro grlssun so favorably that there was Ivery prosptct of a greedy bite, I noted a tin dency In Jarge to wander from the line with a faraway look In his eyes, which I cudn't mistake. Bometbtn or somebody had roused the slntlmlntal llemlnt of his natur. If I didn't watch out he wud be up In the saddle and off at full tilt, reeculn' dls trlssed maidens, yleldln' to I very glneroua and rheumantlo Impulse, rlghtlu' wrongs. In a wud, Instkl of wronging rights, MM if flMjM close t J II 111 , , , v ' , II In this hollow bsll of grass, the size of i hat crown, there Is a single opening where the owner enters. Tunnels In the Jarge, thin, was not deplndable. Whin his hand was to the plow he was apt not unly to look back but to wave his hand kercher. Nor was this all. A responsive flutter seemed to shake his puppose and dlspuss his cold common slnsc. It is alius the way; the harder the real self, the softer the Ideel self. Vanity maketh the strong man weak; and thus supplies the main motive for love's scram In' farces and horrid tragedies. I follered Jarge all unbeknownst wan day into the gall'ry of the swell church, of all t'lngs, where he set smoothln' his mustache and slndln' mlltln' glances over his hand at a partlc'lar pew below. I watched him In the vtstabule as the school passed out; the sheep to the front and rear, the lambs In the middle, two b& two, like cellst'al crltturs from a hivenly ark a garland of posies, with a few rank weeds at eeder Ind. It was cliverly done, but more by the black-eyed girl with the red cheeks and mischievous smiles than by him. Bhe was near the ind of the line In the spl'cul charge, so It seemed, of a beshawled slab of a spinster, whose vine'ry counte nance med me wish for false teet. All of a suddent the slab tripped cud It be that a trim little bottlne had slipped deftly be tween its supports? It wud hav fallen but for Jarge's hllpln' hand. "I thank you, sir," said Tarragon, within wan degree of the congealln' point. "It is I that am grateful," returned Jarge. with his eyes casht down, "for beln' able to serve the slven Cadogan vuttuea to onct." And order beln' restored, the long line wound down the street, a rigular Fust of May percessun, lncludln' the pole. "I seen that little witch palm you a note, Jarge," I said, comln' on him unexpectedly, as he stud In the porch In a rlv'ry, milaii choly ylt dellrshus. "Isn't she the darlln'l" he cried. "Come, Bmlthers, where we can have the privacy of the club Interspussed with the comforts of hum." "It Is this way." he explained, arter the sicond round. "Fate t'rew me in the way of this little Ethel Balllnger It was love at fust sight, Impassened, Irresistible. Ixve, too, found the way for me to woo, for her to be won, though Miss Niggles, the Harpy perclptrlse, has an eye and a clutch on her that wud tunn Cerb'rus his sllf Into a yaller cur be comparison." "Balllnger?" I exclaimed. "Kin she be anny kin to the barbarous brudders of Balllnger Block? My, that's a hive of "em." "The darter of Marcus," Jarge ansered. "And be the same mark, whether It Is he fears that Tull'us may kidnap her, or has tunned Roman like his name and designs her for the oonventunal life, the fact Is that hs pays Miss Niggles trlbble terms to keep double watch and ward. "She can't write a letter, she can't see a frind, she can't go out alone; as ylt, you know me, Bmlthers, be the help of us three this very night she will gain pufltct freedom t'roo pufflct union with me." "The free of us?" I repeated, lookln' around. "Tell me, Jarge, 's he absent In body or am I absent In mind." "It's fcr brother, Edgar Balllnger," a :iwsi$; m &m:M iSir - " 'i a grain field. Those of his relatives who Inhabit the lowlands and outskirts of fields and brush lots eat the bark of trees, some times doing great damage to pear trees, apple trees and ' berry bushes. Sumach heads he dearly loves and dock seeds also help to keep him alive. How the Deer Lire. In the Adirondack mountains ' the deer herd together and make yards In the snow. replied, "from whrm her crule father sepa rated her so absolutely thnt until I wrote him he didn't even know where she was. She is a proper girl, Smithers, for all her spirits, and wudn't hear to an elopmlnt until I deranged to have her brother prlsent to give her away. He ccmes on from col lldge, this arternoon." "What day is this?" I ast arter a mo ment's refllction. "Friday, you fool." "I fought I deticted somethln' fishy." And thin Jarge wlnt off on his high hess, cusstn' and b'ratln me for a false and weak hearted pal. of a nlgatlve mind and a enpt'us tlmperature. until I was glad to follow lmpllclty his plans. "But In holdln' on to this string to the Balllnger mtll'uns are you grin' to let go cf the odder?" I ventured. "Not at all," declared Jarge with a mighty oat'. "I rxplct Menedlct to supply the funns for the honeymoon." III. Nlver were explettuns founded fummer on rocks. At our meetln' with Menedict that arternoon a cns'al gllmp at the geld sealed scrip' seemed to set him wild. With tears in his eyes he begged to have the hlah priv'lege. and It suttenly did come high, of taking one-half our capital stock and payln' tSOO.OOO spot cash for It be noon the next day. But Jargo took exclptuns to this, t'lnkln' wisely enouch thst ary such draft on the Balllnger funns wud excite commlnt. Bo It was finally agreed that the stock shud remain In escrow In my hands, and thet he shud make Ave piyments cf $110,000 each upon It. flv years apart, bcarlnnln' at next day noon. And away wlnt Menedlct to make the deransemlnta. pnappln' his Ang ers and tilkln' to hlssllf arter the faahu'n of the balloon chaser unlvussal. "And now, Jarge." said I, "for the diffi culties of the night." They didn't seem much from his tellln'. It waa planned that he, young Balllnger and me should pereeed to the sehrol by a bvwsy which let Into the grounds at the side about midnight, whin the girl felt confident she cud silo from the dummltory without beln' noticed. Thin the free of thlm wss to drive to a country squire, al riddy primed, and loop the loop, while I retarned to our bachelor Quarters for wan. It was apparent to me that In lettln' me In on the plan Jarge had made a vuttue Out cf its commonest mater'al meanln', of ooorse. neclsslty. Nor was I at all assured that otherwise he wudn't have left me out of his deal with Menedlct. skippln' with bof the girl and the dollars. But honor among thieves Is a nlarlble quantity, because there Is either too little of the wan or too many of the odder. Besides. I didn't have time for more of a reproof than a chastened smile; for a hall boy prlslntly denounced Mr. Edgar Bal llnger. who follered ImntlJItly rter In his own proper pusson. A proper pusson, Indeed; quite the Ideel. of the smooth faced, clean limbed young at'lete. with the suporor gate and th protubrtnt chin. He lost no time In show In' that be considered hlsself his sister's keeper by qulstuntng Jarge clus as to his mean of livlehood epproprit term, that, "llvaly." "X shall hav to defer you t my esteemed Sk . 3 v From these yards they make excursions through the forests and crop oft the ends of twigs, returning to the yard at night. Their coat Is now thicker and heavier than the red summer coat, and unless the snows become so exceedingly deep that they cannot travel enough to get food, they pass a comparatively comfortable winter. Caribou, elk and moose winter In much the same manner, but the elk and caribou paw away the snow and eat the grass, the associate, Mr. Pinch," replied Jarge, slde steppln' mudestly. And I, without namln' names, showed the gold sealed stock In escrow, and explained the conditions on which It was to pass. So much so good. Young Balllnger nod ded a grave approval, and thin ast for the details of the elopment. "It won't do," he declared with an em p'atlc bong whin Jarge had explained his Ideas. "I must meet Ethel at the door, not you. "Remember, I haven't seen her for years; I haven't heard from her except by tho hurried note which Implored me to take a part in this mad scheme. It Is unly faml'y Ixlgincles which destraln me to constnt, but before I do I must hav a wud with her, slpnrately and apart. "A young girl, even If she haa a mind. Is apt to change It so often that she can hardly recognize It hersllf. There Is to be no undoo influence in this case, Mr. Mun sey." "But Miss Niggles If most alert and vlg lant," Jarge objlcted. "She Is apt to hear Ethel, follow her, and give the alarm. At least, I shud go on the porch wld you; so that in such a case wan of us cud neck the old pelican Into silence, while the odder cud hurry my darlln' awsy." Young Balllnger seemed struck by this observotlon. I t'ought the endearln' term hit him hard, too. "Very well," he said at lengf arter he had swallered onct or twlct like ths preacher and the fly. "There can be no objectun to your fri'nd Mr. Pinch goln' with me. Ethel doesn't know him; he cud work no spell. Let him tackle the old dame If she prowls. If he's cort, it will make na dlfTerlnce to us." And so it was agreed and .so It trans pired, much to tne chilliness of me back bone. Young Balllnger and I left Jarge with the spnnkin' team In the side-cut. We crep' f roo the darkness to the silent and shadowy porch. The shine of the front door faded; some thln' white slipped out like a ghost. It wss Ethel. In an Instant she was In her brud der's arm for an Instant unly, and ylt long enough for him to breathe, for her to ketch a vital wud. "Oh." she peeped In an agonlzln' whis per. "She heard me Miss Niggles, she Is comln' down the stairs to the alarm. Stop her, stop her, or we are lost!" "Pinch," murmured. Balllnger, stunnly, "remlmber your task; do your sheer. W await you in the woods." And off they put. hand In hand, like birds in the night. I did wait, to the trlmble of my back bone, listenln' for the carpet slippers; but they came not. There was not a sound: there was not a sign that Ethel's abslnc had been noted. At lengf I hurried back to the carriage. There sat Jarge with the spankln' team, invlntun strange cusses. Where, oh, whsr were the brother and sister? IV. We didn't know, the next marnln. whin, warn and tarn be rage and chagrin, we hobbled back to town. In a slnse, which will prlslntly appear, w nlver did know. Unly wan clue had rewarded our anx'us sarcb, A carriage bad been observed. .tia -A ..-.-fci ' '1r' "j. muss unu the lichens. Partridges and Quail goffer. The ruffed grouse or partridge Is found In the heavy timber and thick brush lots. In winter you can track them back and forth through the forests, and here and there at the foot of a tree, by a log or a stump, or under the drooping bough of a spruce, are depressios In the snow where they have snuggled. In deep snow they tunnel for several rods nd sleep In these burrows, covered com pletely by snow. As you walk along the snow suddenly upheaves before you and with a loud whirring of wings the part ridge darts off through the tree) trunks. If you are careful and go slowly you oan track the bird under a log or a stump, and there you see him' snuggling comfortably. After he has flown out, sometimes almost Into your face, you put your hand Into the cavity and find that It Is warm and per fectly sheltered from the wind. At this time of the year the ruffed grouse . live on the buds of birch, poplar, maple and pear trees, and they pass the night In the beds Just described or roost on a llmk of a pine, spruce or hemlock tree, well sheltered by a hill or a ravine. Poor little Bob White (or quail) often has a hard time In winter. His habits are such that when a storm comes he and his flock of friends seek shelter under a stump, a hollow log. In a woodohuck bur row and the like. If the snow Is light he has no trouble about digging himself out. but should It standln' late on the main road, near the school, and thin drlvln' furiously away. Had Balllnger found reason to susptctf Thin we must be up, doln' and off. "We'll land thst fust hundrld f ousand at all events," snarled Jarge between his bit ten Hps. And sure enought, promptly at twllve Menedlct arrived, with an anx'us smile and a lumpy Inside pocket, which med us beam full as greedy. "Yls," he said, In answer to our looks, "I've got It In there In f ousands," And I cud hardly count out the scrip, me fingers were that adrip. "There ydii are," said Jarge, his eyes like ellctrfc bi lbs; "the, first Installmlnt right ar.d tight, and sure to dooble In vally In lirty days. We'll trooble you for its equivalent, Mr. Menedlct." The County Trlsurer raised his palsied hand he was fumblln' with the top but tonwhin there were sturdy steps without, a sturdier ray on th door; and the sturdi est pair of old boys I Iver seen entered In a brudder act and stood, all aglow, side by side. "Moat sorry, we're sure," began wan, "to disturb glntlemln of sech statun, but the clerk said Menedlct was here" "And our business can't wait, as you wilt all admit," finished the other. "How do you dare who are these menTJ' demanded Jarge. "The Balllnger brudders," gasped poor Menedlct, shrinking into a earner and tryln' to pull clusser togedder his buttoned cut. "The Balllnger brudders. Marcus and Tull'us and oh, my Ood, frlndly. Jolly, re. united!" Right you are, Menedlct We don't blame you for beln knocked silly," cried the two good old boys amid apopleotta chuckles. "Tou will state your business, and be Nonaensd Rhyme One ther was a little boylet Who had get a brand nsw toylet. But It was so mean and poor Boylet threw It on the floor. Baying, "You ( will destroy let r U. W. sleet Of rain and then frees the w'hli mantle Is eovered with a hard crust, which holds poor Bob Whit a captive, and In the spring, after tb snow has melted, you find a bunch of quail feathers where one a flock of quail took shelter from a storm. Bob White Is a grain and seed eater In winter, so buckwheat and wheat stubble are his chief feeding grounds. But hunger often drives him to the farmer's barnyard or haystack to pick up the chaff that ha been scattered. 9) Visa Crew's Wlat War tm Crow, too. Is sometimes forced to put discretion aside and seek the habitat of his old enemy, the farmer, hoping that he can pick up a bit of food that haa been cast aside. Or. winging his way In the teeth of a cutting wtnd. he files to the or chards and eats the decayed apples that still cling to the branches. In the field he tear to pieces any meadow mouse nest that may be exposed, hoping, no doubt, that the owner will be at home. This fellow, too, roosts In ths thick pine, spruce and hemlock timber. The few duck and fulls that choose to remain In the north all winter seem better fitted for the weather than any other of the birds. Cold weather seems to hav little effect on them. If the lakes frees over they seek open water on the rivers, and there the shel drakes and whistle wings sport as cheer fully as though It were the warmest day of spring. When one dives and comes up with a fish the othere attempt to take It from him, and the gulls, too, try their best to rob their feathered neighbor, even deliberately lying in wait for Them and attacking one as soon as he appear on the surface. But what of the little chickadee, the brown creeper, the white-breasted nut hatch and the downy woodpecker? On might suppose that with the thermometer . registering 10 degrees below tero every one of these little creatures would be frosen In a single night. But no. The following morning th chickadees are as Jolly and lively as ever, hanging by their feet head down and climbing about the limbs like miniature acrobats. Not a second of time are they quiet, but as soon a they have found a ' cocoon, torn It open and robbed It of th butterfly or moth chrysalld that I insld they begin searching for another. The lives of the brown creeper, the nut hatch and the woodpecker are similar, for while the chickadee la busy looking over the branches proper these other birds are . creeping about th bark, and with bill that are better adapted for chiselling than that of ths chickadee they peck their way Into some orevlce and pull from Its hiding place the larva of an Insect. At night these birds seek the shelter of hollow trees and limbs, and the wood pecker has been known to excavate m nest for a sleeping place only. Reptile Barf Themselves. Snakes seek the shelter of burrows and places of similar character below frost line, and there remain In torpid state all winter. At the approach of winter th turtles, frog and salamander burrow In the mud at the bottom of some river, stream or lake, and there remain until th , coming spring. It Is not unusual to And a frog or a salamander deep among th leaves below frost line. In a woodchuolc -burrow or other hole In the ground, and In springs the frog remains active all winter. Tb Insect, the butterflies and th moth nearly all pass the winter a eggs, or In the larval state or the pupal stage. Tear off a piece of bark from a rotten forest tree on the coldest day of winter -and you will find grubs, worms and spider hidden there. A soon as you take them Into a warm room they begin to show signs of life and In a short time becom quite active. Attached to the limbs of trees and bushes, under the eaves of buildings and In old sheds and barns you find the cocoon of butterflies and moths. In these woven cases sleep the creatures, waiting for th warmth of spring to transform thsm Into the last stage of their lives, beautiful moth or butterflies. short about It!" threatened Jarge. "Tut, tut, Mr. Munsey," said Marcus, wnne run us noaaea assinc to ivery wua, "we want you to share our Joys, not gi mad. "The fact Is that his young scapegrace of a son, Edgar, has run off and married my young madcap of a daughter Ethel. What', done can't be undone. We've-burled th hatchet and alnt bygones after bygone. "And now we want' to tunn over th surplus funns to the happy pair, and to do It quick, too. Come in, you rascals, and git your dowry from the county trlsurer." They came In reluctant, yet not abashed; a comely, likely pair of youfful lovers, slndln' somethln' warm to the Innermost parts of me chlst; and while ERhel glanced Just onct roguishly at Jarge, Edgar lanced that suptr'or gas etidily at him. "This Is my place of business, and It la not the county trlsurer's office," said Jarge, with a sort of deadly, despalrln' po liteness. "With all possible wishes for th young people" Lord, what wlshesl You eud fairly hear them frizzle "I must Insist on your wlthdrawln' thither" "Yls," thundered young Balllnger, hi pertubrlnt chin In excllsls; "yls, we will go, but that cowering thing over there foe with us, and without unbuttoning his coat either. I saw him come out of this room ylsterday; you, yoursllves, told m of a deal to be consummated today for those fhmnwMI lh. f-Vil TIa .mi police Investlgatun " But without a wud or a look, Mr. Mene dlct went out between the Jolly Balllnger brudders. and with the happy pair as a rear guard; leavln' me to refilct with m old frind Johnslng on the vanity of human wishes, and Jarge to chew a fresh place la hi bleeding lips. Jokelet. ' "Grandpa, what' th difference between rheumatism and gout?" asked Willie, who knew his grandfather was a sufferer from both these painful diseases. "Well, sonny," answered grandpa, "you put your thsmb In a Tic and turn It till you can't bear the pain any longer and that like rheumatism; then give th vlo a couple of extra turn and you'll get a faint Inkling of what gout Is." And Willi knew his grandfather waa suf fering from gout that day. Tw Little Girls. I'm twins, I guees, 'cause my ma says I'm two little girls. An' one o' me Is Oood little girl; an' the other 'a' she Is Bad little girl as she tan be. An' ma eays so, 'most ever' day. An' she's the fvlnnivst ma, 'cause when W'y men my ma she sob an' sigh. An' doll won't mind, sn' I '1st cry. An' say, "Iear Oood little girl, goodbye! Bad Utile girl's come'd here again I ' Last time 'at ma act' that a-wsy I cried all to my eel' awhile Out oa the steps, an' sen I smile. An' get my doll all fix In style, Aa' go In where ma's at, aa' say! "Morning to you. mommy dear) Where's that Bad little air! wus here? Bad little girl's goned clean away. An' Good UlU girl's corned back to stay." Warn Wbitcomb KUay.