TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: FIJI DAY, FEBRUARY 8. 1907. The Omaha Daily Bee FotDEr bt jcpwahd iiosewater. ! VICTOR ROriKWATEn. EDITOR. Entered at Omaha postofnce as fec-ond-elaas matter. TEI1M.3 OP SUBSCRIPTION pally How (without Sunlnv one -eir...H Ially pe and FunOay. one yiar S-2J Sunday Enc, one year ; J? Saturday Hee, one year -W DELIVKHKH BY CARRiEH. tally Mre (Inclu-ling Sunday), per wek..1.1c I'Hlly llee (without flundiiy), per w.'-k...!0c Kvtnlni tlw Iillhmil II inilavi. ter Wiek. 60 Kvf-nlriK Bee (with burulayi per wrek....1' j AQdreKa cxmpnliits nf Irregularities in un livery to City Circulating Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Oman City Hall Building. Counrll BlnfTs 10 Peori Street, thlrago Imo I'nlty Bul'dlng. i N'w York W Home L'f In. Building. Washington Mil Fourteenth Ptreet. r- CORRESPONDENCE. Cnmunlcatlona relating to news and edi torial matter should bo addreaied: Omaha Bee, Editorial Perwrtmont. REMITTANCES. 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ROSEWATER, Oonoral Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 31st day of January, 1907. (Seal) , ROBERT HUNTER. , Notary Public. , W1IEJI OUT OF TOWN, gabaerlbera leaving; the city tem porartly ahoold have Tlie Ilea nailed to' them.'' Address will be chanced aa often, a reqaeated. One by one the pioneers of Omaha are answering- the final call. Count John A. CreUaton may hare died rich, but his riches never dis graced him. "Do we heed more money?" asks Harper's Weekly. The..ouestloa Is not nearly so Important . as, "Do we got It?" . ' .', "I stand JuBt 'where' I stood four years ago," sayB "Colonel Bryan. That was just outside the White House Senator Carter seems to have over looked a bet In falling to blame Sec retary Hitchcock for the blizxards In Montana. Kentucky has a car shortage, too, but Its citizens are not suffering from a fuel famine. They, have other means of keeping warm. ' . A threatened revolution in Salvador has been abandoned. Uncle Sam had do warship that could be spared for a visit at this time. Senator Dry den's physicians prac tically admit In their, bulletin that they are concerned only about his po litical health at this time. Mary Ellen Lease says man has been of little use since Adam's time. The record falls to show that man was I any use prior to that time. Only a few newspaper paragraphers have refrained from mentioning that Senator Dryden , has withdrawn from politics for Prudential reasons. Colonel Bryan rrlred in Seattle oil a train that was twenty-four honrs late He usually travels on that kind of a-schedule about ejection time. A summary of , the tostirnony in the Thaw trial to date shows that Stan ford White is dead, one of the jurors wears bine box and Mae McKenzle has a new hat ..,. Hetty Green's niece is charged with being a spendthrift It Is a safe wager, however, . that she did not achieve that reputation with her Aunt Hetty's money. Every member of the legislature houid again read ' over ' Oovernor Sheldon's message and get his bear ings anew on the main propositions that, require legislative action. Another advance in hotel and apart ment house rates has been made in Washington. It is' not difficult to name the parties who will profit most by tjie increase in congressional sal aries! 1 " If 4 our patronage dispensers at Washington cannot get two judicial divisions for Nebraska with completi staffs of court officers, they are willing to take an extra judge and a few dep uty clerks. ' t Police Commissioner Bros ten burls defiance at Governor Sheldon and de clares he will hang on to his position at all hazards. ' Broatch never gave up public office yet until he waa pried, loose. Kansas has repealed its capital pun ishment law because It could not be enforced. The lawyers of the nation would have to take a post-graduate course it all the states repealed the laws they cannot eaforo THE RIVER QUKSTlOft The vote of 145 to 43, by which the amendment to the rivers and harbors bill providing, for a fourteen-foot chan nel from Chicago to St. Louis was lost, must not be taken to express the real feeling In the house or the senti ment of the country on the commit tee's general attitude toward western waterway Improvement. The pending bill does make some' concessions, al though they are Inadequate, for clear ing the channels of the Missouri and oth'er main branches of the Mississippi, and the tendency in the house, when the test comes, Is powerful for sus taining the committee, even when, as In this case, there is widespread dis satisfaction with the" details of its bill. There are. too, doubts of the wis dom of committing the government at this time to the expenditure of not less than $30,000,000 which would be re quired for a fourteen-foot stage of water from St. Louis up to the Chicago drainage canal. That undertaking should be considered as a part of a comprehensive scheme of river navi gation, and such a scheme has not yet been matured, although there has lately been notable awakening of mid con tlnent sentiment to its Importance. The deepening of the stretch north of St. Louis Is naturally related to navi gation south to the gulf, but this has at the i resent time no assurance of more than a nine or ten-foot depth over a long distance. The house, therefore,' submitted to the alternative of supporting the com mittee bill, under which there is some hope of reviving commerce on the Missouri and other rivers, leaving to the future the large general question of Internal navigation. But it has been abundantly demonstrated in and out of congress that this question can not be Indefinitely postponed and a sen timent Is now being solidified through out the central valley states that will command its solution as vital to trans portation interests. SENATOR DHTDEN'S DEFEAT- The defeat of Senator Dryden for re-election in New Jersey adds to the long list of proofs of the seriousness and permanence of popular revolt against corporation rule. The as cendency of the machine of which Senator Dryden was the head and front seemed' absolute at the outset of the contest, Including the party or ganization in the state, the full fed eral patronage and a confederation of all the powerful ' corporations of New Jersey, conspicuous among which was the . senator's own great insurance company and its numerous collateral concerns. And the etate has been for decades , notoriously under , the power and' manipulation of corporation and trust Influences, all of which, It is familiarly known, were at the nod and beck of Dryden. ' , That a movement could be so rap idly organized under, these circum stances with sufficient power.' in the legislature to defeat Dryden must be regarded as signal evidence of the strength of popular revolt in New Jersey. . It may be that his successor is not free from corporation influence, but corporate domination has never theless suffered a grave reverse. Its chosen and most conspicuous repre sentative has been rejected and inde pendent and patriotic senttment stim ulated and strengthened' to such a de gree that it can no longer be disre garded or contemptuously overridden. EFFORT TO INFLUENCE ROOSEVELT- . The extended call at the White House of Thomas F. Ryan, the New York multl-mllllonalre capitalist and captain of industry. Is naturally con nected with the movement in progress for weeks to convince the president that he is going too far in investiga tions and prosecutions of great trans portation and Industrial corporations. This effort, indeed, ,1s understood to have begun In a concerted way about the opening of the present session of congress, in which It was believed that the opponents of the president could contrive to blocs: any positive progres sive legislation in contlauanee of the notable work of the preceding long session. But the real aim of the cor poration Interests in addition has bw.n and is by all means to influence the president to "let up" on his policy now and In the interim before the regular session of the new congress next De cember. To state the proposition .plainly Is, of course, to dispose of It, although no one imagines that it ! has been stated in naked substance by Mr. Ryan or any of his associates who have been directly or indirectly pressing the president. The argument has eome In the disguise of solicitude for business and financial stability which official in terference and popular agitation 'are pictured as, now gravely imperilling. The necessity of helping transporta tion and Industrial concerns to new capital for betterments and extensions has been emphasized. And the last few weeks a tumbling stock market has been eagerly hsed to point . the moral and adorn the tale. 1 The corroborative assurances ema nating from Washington are hardly, needed that the attitude of the presi dent has not changed by so much as a hair's breadth. In his view collision with authority will cease the moment the great corporations cease to run counter to it and to vital public in terest, obeying the laws that have been enacted or may be needed to pro hibit abuses. That la the substantial and sole purpose- of the policy for I which the president enlisted during the war. It Is altogether credible that the in terviews' the president has had with Mr. Ryan and others, have really proved a great- opportunity for Im pressing them with the Imperative need of conforming to the laws rather than Influencing him to abandon or re lax their enforcement upon big as well as small violators. It has been made plain that continued resistance and conflict must inevitably call broader public powers Into play and the peace that la plead for in corporation inter est Is available at any moment, but only by corporation submission to pub lic authority. SERlOVH CHARGES. The charges publicly made by State Senator Patrick that large sums of money were used by the liquor inter ests two years ago to influence legis lation, and that still larger sums have been raised by them this time for the same purpose, would be serious if true. Quite a few of the members of the last legislature are also members of this legislature, and the charges would reflect doubly upon them. Senator Patrick bases his state ments entirely upon hearsay and re port. He has evidently reiterated them without tracing them down or verifying thejh at the source. He has made these charges either because he believes them to be true or because reckless of their truth he thinks they would help him put through the antl llquor bills which he has drawn and Introduced by himself or by bis proxy. In either case the legislature will be fully warranted in calling upon him to make his charges specific so that they may form the basis of an official investigation, or to put them merely in the rumor class. TREASUHl DEPARTMKST REFORMS. Wall street and Washington are considerably exercised over a report that George B. Cortelyou, who is soon to 'succeed Secretary of the Treasury Shaw, has announced a plan of reor ganization to prevent leaks of infor mation valuable to "the speculative in terests on Wall street. It is not likely that Mr. Cortelyou has made any such statement. He has achieved a success In every federal position hq has held, but he has never Indulged in any ad vance advertising of his plans. He has wrought valuable reforms in the Postofflce department, without any as sistance of self-written interviews or appeals to publicity bureaus, and it is presumed that any plans he may have for the reorganization of the person nel of the Treasury department will be carried out without any beating of drums or blowing of trumpets. Evidence Is wholly lacking to sup port the recent charges that there have been any leaks in the Treasury depart ment that have resulted in benefit to the speculative interests of Wall street Secretary Shaw's recent statement on this subject, challenging the makers of the charges to produce any evidence that would throw even a suspicion on any prominent treasury official, re mains unanswered. The departments at Washington have of late been par ticularly free from scandal. The ex pose of the postofflce thievery a few years ago and the cotton report leak in the Agricultural department furnish the only instances in years of official misconduct, a remarkable showing when the vast number of employes and the opportunity and temptations for fraud are considered. Advance in formation of Treasury department moves, such as increasing deposits in the national banks, anticipating bond Interest, payments or the calling for bank statements, is highly valuable to speculators in Wall street, and yet there has been no evidence, since the bond selling days of the Cleveland ad ministration, that such information has been secured by those who would benefit by it in a financial way. Reports of Mr. Cortelyou's reorgan ization plans are probably due to the work of the Keep commission, which has been for more than a year engaged in the preparation of an improved system of bookkeeping for the Treas ury department. This commission, au thorized at the instance of the presi dent, has examined and investigated each of the executive departments In Washington and recommended changes which have been very generally adopted for the marked betterment of the public service. Its proposed changes in the Treasury department's operating methods have met the ap proval of Secretary Shaw and will be put into, effect with Mr. Cortelyou's in duction into office as secretary of the treasury. These plans simply call for the installation of more modern busi ness methods, to supplant the cumber some and outgrown system in vogue for generations in the greatest finan cial institution in the world. Caleb Powers is soon to be placed on trial for the fourth time, charged with complicity in the assassination of Governor Ooebel of Kentucky. He has been twice sentenced to life terms In the penitentiary and once to death. His chances of dying of old age have apparently been Improved since he is prevented from taking an active part in the political campaigns in Ken tucky. If the railroads paid city taxes on thoir terminals the same as are ex acted from other private property en joying the benefits of municipal gov ernment the municipal revenues would be increased by approximately $200, 000 a year, and f 200,000 a year would enable the city to make all kluds of improvements not now Justified by the contents of its pocketbook. Health Commissioner Connell - Is trying to devise a satisfactory scheme for the disposal of garbage In Omaha and in this he should receive the en couragement and co-operation of every citizen. Omaha la far behind other cities of it six and class la it ar- i angenients " for garunge collection. In most large cities this work is taken up by the city directly or by contract as a sanitary precaution for the pro tection of the public health and the prevention of epidemic disease. Omaha will have to come to some such system eventually and the sooner the better. The promise Is made that a trust company will start' at Omaha with $500,000 capital-' furnished from abroad If a law is pfneed on the statute books making it possible for trust companies to do the same business in this state that they do In other states. A strong trust company would be a very desirable addition to our finan cial Institutions. - The railroads would like nothing better' than to get the legislature em broiled in fights over liquor bills, county division bills and other minor matters so that the all important sub ject of railroad regulation and relief from railroad tax shirking may be sidetracked as heretofore. Every week is bringing forth new firms and business enterprises in Omaha. The number of concerns In active business In this city today is considerably greater than at any pre vious time, and what Is betUr, the prospects seem good for a continued steady increase In this direction.. The campaign of 1908 may be con sidered on. A democratic paper prints a story , that Mr. Roosevelt owns a block of railway bonds, and a repub lican paper retaliates by printing one of Mr. Bryan's unpublished poems. Oklahoma does not know whether to adopt the alfalfa or the mistletoe as a state emblem. Oklahomans havo apparently overlooked . the success of the alfalfa plant in finding means of slaking its thirst. '' A Missouri legislator has offered a bill to limit woman to two $1.08 hats per year. That's probably one more than he allows his wife to have, so he should be given credit for good intentions. Second degree elections have been held throughout Russia. The success ful candidates will probably be taken Into a back room by some of the czar's close friends and given the third de gree. Potency of Wir Scare.. . Philadelphia Tress. Now is the time to get some more big battleships before the Japanese war talk Is auleted down. : Tnrmlnst the Other Cheek. Chicago News. .. ,. Since the Minnesota .courts have, swatted Jim Hill's Great Northern It la timely for him to turn his Northern Pacific cheek toward the United-, States senate -Investigators. , .tort Potency pf , AlPtlte. Pittsburg rfspatch. The news that Germany has "changed Its attitude toward American meats" indicates the effect that an unsatisfied appetite may produce on the opinion of the viands. In other words, when Germany gets, hungry It likes the meat more and hates America less. Peril of Thinking; Alond. Louisville Courier-Journal. Many persons. In the opinion of a special ist upon nervous diseases, literally think themselves to death. The melancholy part of It is that so many of them, as for In stance, the more thoughtful membera of lawmaking bodies, do , all of their thinking In high, rasping voices. Troubles Enough mt Homo. Chicago. Tribune. It may do no harm for the United States to be a party to a conference of nations to discuss the Congo question if all the na tions of Europe join. But there seems to be no occasion for precipitate action, much leas for standing out as a partisan of Great Britain in the matter. This country has race troubles enough of Its own with out volunteering to settle those of other countries. Legislative-Courtesy. i New Tork Sun. Cuahlng's "Manual"- and true courtesy still rule the Illinois bouse of representa tives. "Will the gentleman from Vermilion yield to a question T" asked Mr. Lants. "I would If I' thought the gentleman had enough sense to comprehend an answer," replied Mr. Allen, who went on to say that If the members of the house were elected for their honesty "there would not be enough able to qualify to make a quorum." "Would you qualify?" was the too personal question of Mr. A. Daugherty. "I would, but . you wouldn't," was the Vermilion man's reply. "You couldn't qualify even If your hair were twice as red aa it la." These are hot sparks from the Olympian chariot wheels. The race of legislation goes swiftly on. Even In the slower senate a bill to prohibit college students under the age of 21 f rom - smoking cigarettes, cigars or tobacco has been reported favor ably. REAL WALL STREET PANIC. Stock Gamblers Terrorised by Visions of Rooaovclt. New York World. The Inevitable attack of delirium tre mens has followed Wall street's prolonged financial debauch. Millions of Theodore Roosevelt are now dancing around the vie- tlm. Phosphorescent spectacles gleam from every nook and corner of the Stock exchange. The gnashing of presidential teeth is heard above the roar of traffic. The sky Is darkened by big sticks that -ang In clouds. There Is no refuge from the ter ror by day or the pestilence that walketh In the darkness. And the worst Is yet to come. . , He is going to order a horisontal reduc tion of 10 per cent In railroad rates. He is going to squeese all the Water out of rail road slocks. He Is going to prevent the Is sue of new securities. He Is gnlng to burn the constitution at tbe stake. He la going to obliterate state lines. He Is. going to in vestigate everything and sentence every body that owns stock in a corporation to j life Imprisonment. He is going to abolish the supreme Court. Maybe he will hang congress, especially the senate. He Is go ing to Indict everybody that has more that $7. Everything ever $11 ta a swollen fortune snd must be confiscated. Flesh and blood cannot endure this ag ony much longer. Two years more of Roose velt la likely to find all Wall street In a padded cell, while the attending physicians shake their heads ominously. Already the suffering of the victim melts the coldest heart to pity. RUHD A Hot T SKW YORK. Itlpplea oaj thf Current of l.lfo In the Metro pott. "Millionaires' Row," a stretch of Fifth avenue a mile and a half In length, facing Central park. New Tork City, la the cost liest residential Innd In America. Ind values are topnotchera, elevated to a height sufficient to scare off people of moderate means. Ten thousand dollars a front foot la an average. It la worth fl.Vflno at Sixty second street and $5,000 at Nlnetv-aecond street. Between those streets there are thirty blocks, each tOO feet long. They offer a building frontage of S.OnO feet. At tlO, one a foot the mile and a half Is worth $60,000,000. The mansions which cover It, with their furnishings, and the new man sions to be built this year, represent an outlay of tlSO.000,000. Thus the total In vestment along the Millionaires' row front age reaches 21O.0oo,0no. More than tl0.000.ono has been paid for manaton sites during the last year. As tbe completed mansion, with Its gorgeous fur nishings, costs two or three times more than the land, It Is estimated that $20,000,000 or $30,000,000 will be Invested along Mil lionaires' row this year. The outlay will complete the world's most Imposing avenue of private palaces. On no other mile and a half of earth have so many millions been spent in the resi dences of plain cltisens. With the construction of mansions on sites bought during the last year only a very few plots will remain available. As the owners are Immensely rich and value their sites above their gold, their land will not be for sale even at much higher prices. Sites on Millionaires' row, therefore, will be cornered in a few years. To own such a site will be one of the world's rare dis tinctions. The latest "Napoleon of Wall street" la a 16-year-old school boy, a pupil In the Cutler school. He is the son of one of New York's moat prominent musical com posers. About a year ago he got several hundred dollars from hla father. The boy was perfectly frank about what the money was to be used for. He wanted to specu late. Hla father thought It would be a good thing for the kid to lose the money. The experience would be - worth the amount Involved. It was not until the boy's mother re cently complained that the youth was neg lecting his studies that the loan Incident was recalled. Then the father made the astonishing discovery that the boy had $40,000 In bank and still had an Interest In the martet What -shocked the father, however, was to find that the gambling mania had taken such a hold upon his son that he could not concentrate his thoughts on anything except stocks. Father and son had a heart-to-heart talk, and the boy agreed to go back to the Cutler school and try to forget all atiout Wall street. Meanwhile the $40,000 will be Invested in good interest-bearing securities. "Why do the young men of America sneer at the waiter's calling?" said the quiet man in the black swallowtail coat. "A waiter can travel all over the world, become a modern linguist and can easily earn from $28 to $50 a week, yet the young clerk or salesman, with 'eight per' and no future, sneers at him. As a waiter I travel wherever I wish. One winter I'm In Egypt, the next on the Riviera, the next In Rome. Spring finds me in Paris, and thence I leap the channel In time for the London seaaon. In the autumn I am back in America again with full pockets. I have learned French, German and Italian. I have made friends with many rich, intelligent, amiable people. I have seen the world and earn $2,000 a year. Occasionally, while I am serving a meal, I am given a good pointer on the stock' market. Yet clerks and saunter Jumpers' think they "can sneer at me. They had better learn my trade." Seeing New York without the expenditure of. a cent and without stirring from, his room has been devised by a man connected with a Fifth avenue Jewelry bouse. "I take all the real estate plcturea which I find in the newspapers," said he, "and assort them according to streets. I then paste them In the order of the localities In a acrap book of enormous size. The center of It is occupied by Fifth avenue views, and the other streets are placed In the book with reference to their position to the fash ionable thoroughfare. "In any city where there were no rapid changes going on this would hardly seem an interesting scheme, but I find It enter taining, for U keeps me In touch with the wonderful transformation and develop ments which are going on throughout New York, and especially on the island of Man hattan. "There are so many new buildings in all sections of the city that I want to kndw about, yet have not the time to walk about and discover, that I find this way of seeing New York of great convenience and value." A gang of female thugs Is operating as highwaymen in New York City. A police Inspector declared today that not in twenty years have there been as many holdups And highway attacks by women footpads. His men have begun a special crusade against them. Theae women are not of the ordinary type that walk the streets, committing petty depredations whenever I opportunity arises. They are highway- women of a desperate sort, one or mem when arrested was armed with a black Jack and had left her victim for dead In a hallway. Another, a negro woman, at tacked a wealthy merchant as he was passing Thirty-eighth street and Park ave nue. He declared In court that the woman left hlra for dead In an areawSy, where he lay for three hours before help came. From the shadow of the atoop the ntgreaa attacked him, stretching him aenseless ou the pavement, and throwing blm Into the areaway, well below the sidewalk, where she rifled his pockets of Jewelry and $49 In money. It happened" In a Sixth avenue elevated train the other afternoon. The actors were a young couple that looked prosperous, a Bowery type sitting next to them, and a broker sitting in the seat opposite. The train was nearlng the shopping district and the young wife said something that was evidently meant only for the ears or her husband. At any rate, he dipped down lnto hlg pocket, drev out a man's slse roll, stripped off a courle .of bills and banded them to her. At Vwenty-thlrd street the young couple got up to leave ths car, and tbe broker saw a $2 bill that the husband had dropped. "You've dropped a bill," said the broker, tspplng the young husband on the shoulder with his cane. Ths huaband looked down, picked up the bill, thanked the broker sod passed out. Bowery sat for a full two minutes eying Broker. Then he sighed sudlbly. "Gee, but money must come eaay for you!" he said. , Real estate values In New York City In creased $400,604,642 during 190S. according to the official assessments made by the de partment of taxes and assessments for l7. This brings the total value of real estate in the city, exclusive of that owned by the city' and by churches and charitable in stitutions which Is exempt from taxation. up. to $S.400.127,69a Of the Increases during tbe last year, the largest, of course, ts in Manhattan, Its total assessment this year being $4,078,106,001, an Increase Of $7,0O4.r7O. One of the surprises of the year ts ths fact that values In Queens borough In creased almost twice the amount of in crease ta the Bronx. Valuations la Brook lyn are fl.0S9,Ul,C:0, aa Increase of $4l,7.H I MEN ADMIRE a pretty faee, 8 rood figure, but sooner or later lesra that the) healthy, happy, eon ten ted woman is most of ail to be admired. Women troubled with fainting spells, lrrecrularitiea, nervons Irrita bility, backache, the "blues," aad those dreadful dragging' sensations, eannOt hope to be nappy or popnlar, and advancement In either home, business or social life la Impossible. The cause of these troubles, how ever, yields quickly toLydla K. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound made from native roots and herbs It acts at once upon the organ afflicted and the nerve centers, dispelling effec tually all those distressing symp toms. Mo other medicine in the errantry baa received such unqualified Indorsement or has auoh a record of oures of female ills aa has Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Mies Emma Enntsler, of 611 State St., Sohenectady, N. T., writeat "For a long time I waa troubled with a weakness which seemed to drain all my strength away. -I had dull headaches, waa nervous. Irritable, and all worn ont. Chancing to read one ofyonr.advertisement of a ease similar to mine cured by Lydia K. Pinkbam's Vegetable Compound, I decided to try it and I cannot express my gratitude for the) benefit received. I am entirely well and feel like a new person." Lydia E. Ptakhans's Vere table Compoaad Is the meet successful remedy for all forms of Female Complaints, Weak Back, Fall la r and Displacements, Inflammation and Ulceration, and la invaluable la preparing- for childbirth and the Charjse of Life, Mrs. Pinkham'A Standing: Invitation to Women Women Buffering from any form of female weakness are Invited to promptly communicate with Mrs. Flnkham, at Lyan, Mass. Bar adrloe Is free and always helpful. PERSONAL HOTEi. Leroy ITillman of Indianapolis, CT yean old, is the youngest chaplain In the United Btates army.' lie Is now on duty at the arsenal In Rock Island, 111. Prof. Charles Eliot Morton, a close friend of Longfellow during the poet's Cambridge life, has written a memoir of thirty pages which he will issue as a memorlam of Longfellow's centenary. Let the farmers take courage. The New York Evening Post Informs them that "thermodynamlcally In the cylinder and as to price, alcohol will be the best fuel for internal combustion engines within a tew years." Mrs. Britannia W. Kennon, great-granddaughter of Martha Washington and a des cendant of the last Lord Baltimore, eele b rated her ninety-second birthday a few days ago at her home in Georgetown, D. C. Bhe was born there and has lived In the same place. all her life. Robert W. Chandjer, the millionaire sheriff of Dutchess county, New York, Is believed to be the richest American citizen holding such a' posttlon. He went Into of fice on a reform wave pledged to economy and Is making good. Ms la feeding pris oners for a little over SO cents a week. The nearest survtvlng relative of Abra ham Lincoln In Indiana Is Elijah Lincoln of Fort Branch," a cousin, who strongly re sembles the martyred president. He Is six feet two Inches tall, of the lank and mascu- lar Lincoln build and though past the age of 74 he Is still vigorous and takes active Interest In general affairs. Like his famous cousin, he Is unpretentious to a degree. - PtRE FOOD I!SPKCTIOJt. Efforts - to -Administer Knoek-Owt Drops to Federal Lw. New York Evening Post The "people's lobby", leap suddenly to light, exposing a. committee amendment U one of this year's appropriation bills, de signed to weaken the pure food law. It la on Amendment providing that no feder-U money shall be available to pay. wholly or in part, salaries or expenses of stato and local officials. It la doubtless true that It would knock Secretary Wilson's present plans into a cocked hat, yet Chairman Tawney'a defence of the amendment was, he said, "to check the very apparent and growing tendency of the states to reduce or eliminate altogether their appropriations for pure food lnapectlon, and let the gov ernment stand the 'entire experts." Co operation between state and federal author ities Is talked about more than ever oetore. Does It, In fact, mean that the states are leaving all the troubles and expense to the national government? That agitation at Washington atlmulates action In the state legislatures Is well known. Not only pure food laws, but railroad control measures, corrupt practices acts and many other lines of legislation. Were accepted by the states generally before congress had get ready to act. But, If Mr. Tawney s opinion is Dacaca by facts, they are disposed to be content with passing laws. Tbe point is at leasi orth attention. If the- states are trying to save money by depending upon the fed eral government, they should consider that in irrjsini!!iTStfcfcfc. an -"saw j v .w a. i si i si i iwrv -r These Young' Women Are Experts la tha Army ef Experts Employed by the Brown Shoe Co. in 8t. Louis, in making White House Shoes, J for men, for women. Here you see experts sewing from four spools gimnl- taneously, sewing the tops of White and every pair perfect. Lvery pair made on loot rorm lasts ana me snoes themselves built wrong side out first, then turned; just as good inide as they are outside. Superbly finished; perfect fit; elegant appearance and substantial wear. Good all through and the best you can buy for your shoe money anywhere. ' , 1 & ' White House Shoes are made by the Brown Shoe Co. in St. Louis. If your dealer doesn't carry them drop us a card aad he will. . - '. '( THE BROWN SHOE CO., 8t. Louis, Mol nowrTt Excellent ronaectloaa snade with all through trains. Ask for fall iaforsn etio. r. U DO H KITTY. W. O. DAYID30M, aasar, cinr rcar aanars, ... Paas, sr. ws nmmjt. . COUNCIL BLUrrS. OUAMA. MISS EMMA RUNTXLXR local and interstate inspections are differ ent things. Chicago paid the penalty for neglect by having all the worst meat from the stock yards saved for the home market. MIRTH Ft; L, REMARKS. "Paw," asked Tommy, "what is an - in come taxT" "Anything you have to buy tbeae days. Tommy," answered Mr. Tucker, who was looking over his grocery, coal and meat bills for the preceding month. Chicago Tri bune. "You must have the- highest admiration for a man Of punctilious political prin ciples." "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum; "1 have the highest admiration for htm, but no particular use for him." Washington Star. . - . . The vegetables hurtled upon the stage. afe In the wings the star took stock. "There's a cabbage," he said, "ami po tatoes, and turnips." Then stepping boldly to the front, he biased, "Do your worst." This act of bravery woo him the tomato for which he had pined. Philadelphia Ledger. "He rolls his eyes at me."-, , "Well?" "I don't like It What would you do?" "Step on one of 'em. Then he may stop." Houston Chronicle. "What's the matter with that old repro bate, Oeealcka? I hear he goes everywhere he can hear a. sermon.. Has he changed his ways?" "Not a bit of it. But he s been suffering over a year from insomnia and he's get ting desperate enough to try any remedy.'.' Baltimore American. , , , "Mlfis Freesem's skating party was a cold and formal affair, I understand." "It waa until that hugs Miss Plump came." "What dldshe dor "She fell and that bnpke the 1ce."-Oeve-Jand Plain Dealer. "I believe every man ought to eat good and plenty always," Said the fat man. "It never pays to work on an empty stom ach." "I disagree with youl'' remarked the quiet stranger: "I've found that It often pays very well." ' That soJ ;, What .kind, of, .work , do,, you do?" "I'm a surgeon." Philadelphia Press. THE GRIPPE. - Somervllle Journal. An ache In the back, and a pain In the head , , That's the grippal A choke in the throat, and a yearning for bed- That's the grippe! A river of heat, then a shiver of cold. A feeling of being three hundred years old, A willingness even to do as you're told . That's the grippe! An arrow of pain, now In this place, now that That's ths grippe! A feeling of doubt as to where you are at That's the grippe! A stupid senaatlon of course, wholly new! A foolish depression why should you feel blue? A doubt aa to whether this really ts you That's the grippe! . Strange visions at night, that deprive you of rest That's the grippe! ' ' A taste In your mouth, snd a weight on your chest That's the grippe! A tired sensation that runs through your veins, A queer combination of aches and of pains, A vapid a1mlslon of absence of brains That's the grippe! House Shoes; one thousand pairs a day; I Winter Tourist Rates To Florida Louisiana and other. Southern points are in effect dally via the , '.;a