THE OMAIIA SUNDAY BEE: JANTJAR7 20, 1007. n Tim Omaha Sunday Bee WKDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATEIt VICTOR rtOSEWATER, EDITOR. F)ntre1 at Omaha postofnos aa secona elass matter. . terms op drFscmrno!. Delly Be (without Sunday) on year... 14 W I 'ally H and Sunday, na TT J'S Sunday Bee, on year -J Saturday Bee, one year l w DELIVERED BY CARRIER, pally Fee (Including Sunday), per week..lje tally Bee (without Sun-lav), per week ...IOC Bvenlng Fee (without Sunday), rr WB'lt-,5r Evening Bee (with Sunday). tr week....ino Address complaints of Irregularities in de livery to City Circulating Department. optices. Omaha The Bee Building. Bouth Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. ChlaroKH0 fnlty Building. New Yrk-lSW Home Utm In". Ttulldlnf . Washington 501 Fourteenth Street CORRESPONDENCES Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Oman Bae. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. , Remit by draft, express or poetal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only f-pent stamps received In payment or mall account!. Personal check, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not acoepteo. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANT. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Btate of Nebraska, Douglas County, aa: Charu- c. Roeewater. general manager 6t The Bee Publishing company, being duly worn, says that the actual number of lull nd complete coplee of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the nwnta or JJecemner, vm. waa as i 1 gi,r70 .. 80,980 17 83,870 II 81,780 j 81,760 10 33,670 1 81,630 it,,, 31,900 80,650 31,710 31,600 It 33,130 17 81,770 21 81.610 it 81.690 10 80,300 II 81,810 SM10 H.U0 tl.700 i.ato T... 1,880 1 89.080 I 0,30 It 81,760 U 83,180 It 83,080 II,. 81,680 U.. 81,890 II Bfl.lTO Lea unsold and returned copies Net total , 973,149 Dally average 81,391 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER, Oeneral Manager. Subscribed In my pretence and sworn to before me this Ust day of December, 1906. (Seal.) M. B. HL'NQATE, Notary Public week out or TOWK. Inbserlbers leaving the eltr tern, porarlly ihealt have The Bee mailed te theaa. Address will be With the senatorship settled and off their hands, Nebraska lawmakers have no further excuse for falling to buckle down to business. Remarks by Nebraska editors make It certain that Senator Drown will be compelled to surprise some people no matter what be does. The suggestion that "the entire race Question" be investigated by the senate evidences the desire ot that body to keep "unfinished business" on hand. Chancellor Day of Syracuse is not going to be forgotten when endowment funds are being passed around, but some day he may overshoot the mark. Aa long as "contract cotton" Is not fit for cloth,, the brokers may continue to weave schemes with it without tak ing any valuable staple from the mar ket. In sentencing two men to hang for killing a Japanese banker. California proves that it recognizes a difference between the islanders and natives of China. Congressmen who voted to Increase their own salaries will now have to demonstrate that they are worth the money. . Actions speak louder than words. Railroad engineers may come to consider absence of signal where one is expected a more imperative demand to stop than a red light in the middle of the track. It begins to look as it the late can didacy ot William Randolph Hearst tor governor of New York threatened to land him In the office of mayor of New York City. The attitude of the California legis lature on the Japanese school question indicates that the shock of the "big stick" covered a wider area than that of the earthquake. . It the government establishes the contention that bank officials cannot "unload" questionable securities on their banks it may be a tip to states whose resolutions on the subject are haty. Wall street speculators are said to be agitated over the report that rail road earnings are to go Into improve ments rather than Into dividends, but the patrons of the roads can survive the shock. It Mayor McClellan finds himself unable to get a New York City judge to declare the new attorney general in contempt of court, relations between the bench and the city hall will be shown to be beyond question on a new basis. It remains to be seen whether the same bunch ot rebate shippers who went to the front tor the railroads against the rate regulation bill pre vlous to its enactment by congress, will ' again go to the front for the railroads against regulation legislation proposed at Lincoln. Nebraska railroad tax cases are to be argued before the supreme court ot the United States this week. The rail roads have lost out each time the cases have been tried In the lower courts and should they lose again they will probably have learned a lesson that will Ust them a little while. It 80,400 Total. 989,380 . . 9,841 constitution revision. The adoption of the constitutional amendment creating a state railway commission submitted to the voters at the last election seems to open the way for the long delayed and urgently needed revision of the Nebraska con stitution. Our experience with this amendment proves conclusively that it is possible to secure the required ma jority at the polls provided the amend ment proposed is arceptable to all the great political parties and evokes no serious opposition from any large body of voters. With this situation clearly before us, the plan for a constitutional re vision commission embodied In the bill Introduced by Senator Aldrlch should receive immediate and favorable con sideration at the hands of the legisla ture. This plan contemplates the ap pointment by the governor of five com missioners to meet at once and go over the constitution with a view to finding its defects and bringing it thoroughly up to date. It provides that not more than three members of the commission shall be affiliated with any one politi cal party, thus giving the minority am ple representation, and provides further that no amendment be re ported to the legislature for submis sion except by unanimous agreement of all the commissioners. The commission plan would give us the services of our ablest lawyers In drafting the desired amendments. It men of the highest rank were put upon this commission, such for example as ex-Senator Allen, former Judge Sulli van, former Attorney Oeneral Smyth or W. H. Thbmpson to represent the dem ocrats and populists, and H. II. Bal drlge, John L. Webster, B. J. Halner, Allen W. Field or John C. Cowln to represent the republicans, the work would not only he speedily and effi ciently performed, but it ought to com mand acquiescence at once of members of the legislature irrespective of par tisanship and later secure without op position the endorsement of the differ ent political parties, without which ratification would be impossible. Where the constitution is really de fective or has been notoriously out grown in the thirty years that it has remained practically unaltered, there should be no difficulty in reaching unanimity among men of this caliber as to what changes should now be made. At the same time, all proposi tions which would Involve us in rancor and contention would be barred out from the start. To bring about the desired result the proposed constitutional revision commission bill must be hurried through the legislature in order to hasten the appointment of the commis sion. Nothing but utmost expedition of the bill would give the commissioners time to examine the constitution crit ically and formulate the desired amendments before the forty-day limit for the introduction of bills expires so that the present legislature may pass upon the commission's report and set In motion the machinery for submis sion and adoption. If the legislature now in session will do this it will make at least one record that will become historic, and it will receive a good share of the credit for securing to Nebraska a revised consti tution for lack of which It is griev ously suffering. IS LIFE WORTH LIVIXOl "1 early became convinced," wrote the late J. B. Kitchen, in his self-prepared funeral address, "that it was a serious matter, if not a real misfor tune, to be born Into the world." In effect, thiB Is but a revival of the ever- old, always new question: "Is life worth living?" a problem that has been kept alive throughout the ages. challenging the attention and discus sion from the Hottentot in South At rlca to the robed priest of our most advanced civilization. The halting ogle of one and the acquired wisdom of the other have been brought to bear upon the problem and both have left the solution, where It must remain, with each Individual. The world will not hesitate, how ever, to return an emphatically affirm ative answer to the question. It the problem ended with the cradle, the joy of motherhood and the pride of pa ternity, with the betterment of man kind that follows their manifestation, would be justification sufficient for bringing new lives into the world, re gardless of the future of such lives. But life is worth living tor the child. The sunshine, the flowers, the birds and the world's love are the natural heritage of children and every day la brightened and better by the laugh of a happy child, the laugh that makes dimples in enough cheeks to catch and to hold and to glorify all the tears ot grief. It is difficult to understand how the man of mature years can hesitate as to the answer he should return to this per petual question. As co-heir in the estate of achievements ot all the ages, he has his part to play, his fight to make in adding to the sum of human prog ress and happiness, not only for his own enjoyment, but for the pleasure and advancement ot those who will succeed him. Pessimists may continue to wail against fate- and muck-rakers to find fault with existing conditions, but the average man will still go for ward, I making every effort to better his equipment for his battle of life, finding strength with each obstacle overcome, reveling in the very joy of life, with his face to the sunlight, keeping step with the progress of the nations. When his life account Is balanced, the average man Invariably will have been found to have received more from the world's stock of human hap piness than he has paid in griefs and dtuannointinents. Assuredly, the dues- tion must be answered In the affirma tive. Life is worth living. SALARY GRAB TRICKERT. By the tricky Injection of the amendment for a BO per cent salary increase for congressmen Into the leg islative appropriation bill the house confirms the bad Impression of its previous action In this matter. That body Is on record at this session as voting down this identical proposition. Its action cannot be sincere In both cases. , The reports rife at the time the original bill was up in the house raised suspicion of a discreditable pur pose to make show of opposition to the increase, throwing over onto the senate, whose responsibility to the peo ple is not so direct, the burden of giv ing it an advantageous place in the appropriation. It is a trick not un usual in parliamentary sharp practice. To pretend to reject the grab when the roll is called and then to sanction it anonymously and underhand on a yea and nay vote is self-evident trifling. In a word, the public issue under the circumstances is not on the merits of salary increase, which (a always a delicate matter when the beneficiaries for the most part are themselves the donors. In this case the matter had not even been thoroughly discussed in public, but rather held back till the term of the present congress was within a few weeks of expiration. The paramount question is the evasive and disingenuous treatment of the public. If it were a good end the method used is so bad as to invite condemnation. There is only one proper disposal of the whole business, namely, for con gress to take the constituents first into their confidence. If conditions really call for a salary increase the people would readily give their sanction and the matter might be dealt with squarely and above board. THE WORLD'S RELIEF RESPONSE. Within a year the world has an swered numerous epeclal calls upon Its sympathies and generous Impulses, and the response has been full of en couragement for the optimist. The Kingston catastrophe is a new and notable case. The spontaneous efforts for relief show that the wellsprlngs of generosity have not leen exhausted or diminished by the recent Immense drafts upon it in like emergencies at San Francisco and Valparaiso. They have on the contrary rather been stim ulated and enlarged by those very ex periences which Impress the dire need and utter helplessness of great commu nities thus stricken. Selfish Interest does not explain In cidents like the universal uprising to aid the Kingston victims, which is as quick in remote as in nearby localities, among strangers and foreigners, as among the sufferers' own people.. The result is not perhaps altogether due to sheer growth of humane spirit. Fa cilities for communication have brought the whole world incomparably closer together than they were only a generation or two ago, so that ap palling calamity becomes now real at distances where It could not then have been heard of or from which relief could not be made effective. . But cer tainly humane feeling and world brotherhood have been vastly devel oped as the horizon has broadened. Modern means of distributing loss by Insurance and Innumerable other forms ot regular associated effort have accomplished much to improve the average lot, and In no small measure they, too, reflect a genuine and ra tional philanthrophy. But they are utterly inadequate to the overwhelm ing needs of a Kingston or a San Fran cisco catastrophe. The consciousness that the utmost that all can bestow Is Imperatively called for is what sets every official or private energy In mo tion on the Instant. In the present emergency it is gratifying that our own government and people are foremost to help a grievously hurt community under another flag. We have no mo nopoly of generous instinct, but the precedent is honorable and creditable. STOOSER AND TILLMAN. No utterance delivered In the senate during this session has been better re ceived by the enlightened sentiment ot the country than Spooner'a condem nation of Tillman. The rebuke is the more effective because judicial rather than vituperative. It Is opportune be cause the vogue of the South Carolina senator, though It has offended intel ligent men with a species of coarse sensationalism and anarchism, has caused Imitation and produced a new type of politician in the south. To controvert, even with parlia mentary courtesy, the dangerous senti ments which Tillman from the first, and more frequently of late, has ex pressed on the floor of the senate and in promiscuous public addresses, was to Invite the vengeance of his un licensed tongue and to provoke wilder excesses, and many ot our public men have undoubtedly been deterred by this reason from vigorously combatting him to his fce. But especially with reference tJ lynching and the relations of the black and white races, his in cendiary and lawless spirit has already done incalculable harm. The problem ot race adjustment may be peculiarly one tor the south, in parts of which the blacks are so densely massed. But even there the only true solvents must be Justice and right and law, all of which Tillman in his public character as a United States senator ostentatiously and contemptu ously tramples on. It such is not his real purpose his publio record is that ot a trlfler, a poser and a panderer to vicious Instincts and passions, more offensive than If he were merely a furious fanatic. It the standards ot public morality and propriety are to be vindicated at all, the spirit which Tillman defiantly represents la occasion for their stern assertion. There must be response in the south among the educated, worthy and well meaning people and also among those who are taking part in Its notable industrial development. In justice and insecurity for the color marked part of the population are ob viously and utterly Incompatible with the peace and well-being of the whole, and regard for self-interest, as well as for human rights, cannot too soon move the south and the whole country to repudiate Tlllmanism in all its re pulsive phases. THE JAPANESE SCHOOL CASES. The suits now formally brought by the United States place in due course of settlement the questions arising un der California law from the segregation of Japanese pupils in the San Fran cisco public schools. A question of fact and a more important constitutional question are involved. The national government maintains that exclusion of the Japanese from the grade schools attended by whites is in contravention of treaty guaranteeing to them all rights and privileges under the famil iar most-favored-nation clause, which is a point made by the Japanese them selves. But the chief interest is In the ex tent of the treaty power under the con stitution which has never yet been definitely bounded. If the supreme court should hold segregation to be In violation of the treaty, still the validity of the treaty itself and the power of the national government to enforce it in such matters against state and municipal laws remain for determination. This is Indeed one of the oldest controverted points ot constitutional construction, and as the number of foreign residents multiply Its Importance must increase. If treaty force Is limited by the "reserved rights" of the several states, the na tional government must obviously be powerless to enforce against local op position and violation the obligations usually carried by treaties among the great civilized nations. Sooner or later some remedy would have to be devised, because Just grievances are certain to be Inflicted on subjects of foreign na tions resident here. Back of constitutional construction, however, is the offense to Japanese pride involved in what appears to them prejudiced discrimination, whether the San Francisco school regulation be held technically within the treaty or not. What really stirs Indignation is probably rather numerous instances of hoodlum persecution and outrage, not a few of which are collected In Secre tary Metcalf'a report, the school law being only the occasion selected for diplomatic action. The substantial basis for tolerable relations must be public sentiment reflected through local public authority, insuring Justice and equal protection at least in the common rights of humanity. If this should fail, as it has already too often failed, remedies must be found through national authority under pen alty of Infinite trouble and disaster. IMMIGRATION RESTRICTION. The ultra immigration restrlctionlsts will never rest satisfied until they shall have surrounded the United States with an insurmountable wall through which no foreign-horn immigrant will be allowed to pass. Pending that time they are bending every effort to lay the foundation for their wall of ex elusion and build It constantly higher and higher. Every American citizen, barring the aboriginal Indians, must trace his an cestry back to some foreign-born immt grant, and were it not for the liberal policy pursued during the first cen tury of our existence toward recruits from abroad this country would never have grown to its present greatness and prosperity. No one contends that we should not exclude newcomers who are undesirable because ot criminality. pauperism or dependence, but our pres ent laws cover ail these points with rigid stringency. The proposal now made to go further than ever before and vest examining boards with author ity to reject immigrants on so-called evidence of "low vitality" would set up an unheard-of test of fitness and give practically autocratic power to im migration officials. The people of the United States, and especially of the great west, are eager to welcome any well-intentioned, able bodied Immigrant willing to work to better his condition. They have great undeveloped resources, which require labor as well as capital to exploit, and they are ready to share opportunities with those who have been less favored In European countries and who at best have serious obstacles to overcome when they set out afresh In a new country and among neighbors who speak a strange language. Our law makers at Washington should under stand this and keep it in mind when besieged to raise the wall of exclusion still higher. It turns out that not only Is the State Fair board asking for a perpetual eighth of a mill levy appropriation but that the normal school boosters are also lying In wait with a mill levy proposition to provide unlimited funds indefinitely for their institutions. The success of the state fair and of the normal schools in getting special taxes imposed for their exclusive benefit would be immediately followed by propositions for similar levies for the penitentiary, the Insane asylum, the soldiers' homes, reform schools and every other state Institution receiving bounty from the legislature. The camel who poked bis nose under the Arab's tent and finally worked his head in, then bis neck and bis bump, evicting his master, would not be in it com pared with the state institution lobby ists after special appropriations, if they were allowed to have their own way unhindered. A divergence of opinion is promised as to proposed measures to define the duties of the State Railway commission created under the newly adopted amendment to the constitution ot Ne braska. Congress has recently passed an act giving authority to the Inter state Commerce commission over- in terstate traffic, and the legislature will not go far amiss if It keeps close to that law in delegating powers to the State Railway commission with refer ence to traffic within state boundaries. North Carolina has a word to say when theichlld labor bill is mentioned as a democratic party measure and few other southern states are as practical. If not as loud, in their in difference to the subject. When the casualties of the year 1907 are tabulated first place as as sistant to the grim reaper will lie be tween railroads and earthquakes, with the former still several points ahead north of the tropics. A reliable authority declares that 'most railway ac ldents are prevent able." If that is so, every preventable accident resulting in loss of life means that someone is guilty of culpable neg ligence. Gfltlnn a Fr it Pointers. Phllndplphla Fre. By the time It gnts through with its In vestigations the Interstate Commerce com mission will know how to run a few rail roads Itself. Close Watch Ahead. Washington Post. From the falling off of the number of railroad accidents lately, it appears that' the engineers are taking the trouble to look at their signals. Ought to Feel at Home. Baltimore American. As the new senator from Kansas .is a descendant of an Indian chief. It Is to be presumed that he will feel thoroughly at home In the powwows In the big wigwam on the Potomac Theory and Practice. Chicago News. Jim Hill Is certain that the railroads are swamped with business, but these are the same railroads that were giving rebates In order to get more business until the gov ernment made them quit. Needless I'neaalnes. Cleveland trader. The fear entertained In some quarters that the country will be Injured by too much prosperity need not cause any gen eral uneasiness. Mr. Bryan Is always avail able as a sure remedy for any trouble of that nature.' llotrhlna the Job. Chicago News. For years the south has been begging to be allowed to settle the race question In Its own way. No one has been interfering with It of late, but somehow It does not appear to be making a glowing success of Its settlement plana. Getting Together. Boston Transcript. President Roosevelt appropriates the money received from the Nobel prise for use In promoting industrial peace. Presi dent Qompers turns away from the field of Industrial struggle to that of peace and war among the nations. Each president thus seems bound to get Into the territory of the other. Company for All Seasons. Minneapolis Journal. May be it Is Just as well to have several different kinds of ambassadors. After the president has enjoyed a pteeplechuse with Speckle and knocked Juaserand all over the court he may enjoy a wash-up and a gallop through the sagas of Ireland with Jeames Bryce. Somewhat Muddled. Chicago Chronicle. Does the statement thut has appeared in dispatches to a number of newspapers that the lowest bid on Panama canal work was 6 per cent of the cost mean that it was 63.4 per cent of the estimated cost? If not. whatrdoes it mean? Of course, It can not be ! correct statement and It conveys not the faintest Idea of truth. Prefers a Friendly Eye. New York Tribune. Senator Bailey Is willing to be investi gated, but wants to prescribe tho lines on which the Investigation shall be conducted. He doesn't want "anarchists" and "social ists" running amurk with his record and hopelessly confusing his political, politico- legal, plain legal, lefral-tinanelal and other manifold activities as a promoter and statesman. PEKSUXAL AM) OTHKHWISE, It is safe to prophesy that the sun la shining somewhere. All accounts agree that a policeman's Job in irufBia Is not a Joyous one. With Bailey and Brownsville shaking regularly, Texas elbows up to Jamaica on the front page. Reports from European health resorts show weather conditions uncommonly en ticing for Americans threatened with the Interstate commerce probe. San Francli'O views with varying emo tions the reports of tremors in various parts of the world and exclaims, "I'm not so lonesome there are others." The fashion for beards promoted by the governor of New York is becoming dan gerously popular in the empire state. Bar bers are already honing their razors for a few cutting remarks In the next cain puign. The heroic rescuers of the steamer Ponce did not forget the business end of the game while hauling the disabled eti-amer to port. A little bill ror f.iv.wj salvage has been handed In by the rescuers, who prefer coins to hero medals. The Pennsylvania state cspltol contrac tors will look like bargain rushers beside the New Yorkers out for the new court house job. The site is estimated to cost JS.OuO.OiO and the building any old sum In the millions. Prosperity and Job lots are comrades. A cross-examination of witnessses In a New Yolk court conducted by a inau tem porarily released from an Insane asylum ui pronounced by experts to equal the !tand:ird of the sp.ne article. All the suine the court sent tho cr.ies-examlntr bui k to the padded cell. In striving to determine what constitutes a meal In Sunday saloon hot-ls a New York court went far enough to say that a sawdust with galvanized covers, hitched to a table, "did not constitute ele ments needed to satisfy an honest appe tite." But the anw4witli fctc.b4 kt beer every time. GIVE A FOR A VALENTINE A diamond is n gift that will laet forever and alwayn be remembered. A fitting valentine for mother, eister or sweetheart. YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD $60 I $75 $40 f) $2.00 $2.50 aweek a week aek Easy to Buy, Easy to Pay A. Mandelberg Farnam OMAHA'S GIFT SHOP Street m bEKMO.tS BOILED DOWN. Love of the law finds liberty In the law. The way to keep friends is to keep faith. The sleeping church always awakes to shame. Scratch a ohronlo critic and you find a hypocrite. The heaviest chains are made from liber ties abused. He cannot move hearts whose heart can not be moved. A moonshlny religion does not make a sunshiny world. A worthy life Is Impossible without a worthy motive. The worst punishment of sin is that one learns to love It. He who must be goaded to do right Is going to do wrong. Tou never know what Is In a man until he gets In a minority. The bread of life Is never on the Hps of the bread and butter preacher. The only good that really Is good for any is that which works good for all. The really moving sermon is the one that makes you get up and do things. Let money talk and you are sure to hear the accent of a fool before long. A man does not have to look sheepish to prove that he Is not one of the goats. The mtniBter oppressed by a sense of his modernity will paralyze his ministry. Clii cago Tribune. SKCIXAH SHOTS AT THE PCI.PIT. Minneapolis Journal: The name of the deity has been taken Off the Frenoh coins. We do not recall the number of the chap ter and verse, but the man who did It has been tersely and accurately described. Chicago Record-Herald: More than. 1,000 ministers have applied for the position of chaplain to the Pennsylvania legislature. Evidently the Pennsylvania preachers have a Idea that their legislature la going to need a good deal of praying for. Boston Transcript: The church of the fu ture is not only to be more cathollo In its spirit, cimple and splrituul In its creed and ethical and practical In Its aim, but also more responsive to environment In its pol ity; and that polity is to have Its seat ot authority In the needs of the hour, rather tlian in any tradlllon of the pat- Effi ciency of administration and operation in accomplishing rational ends Is to be the test. Just aa in the larger world of affairs. Philadelphia Record: If Cardinal Gibbons' quotations from the speeches of M. Briand about "hunting Jesus Christ out of the gov ernment of France" needeC Jiy corrobor ation they would find it In Finance Min ister Gaillaux'a directions to the mint to omit from the coins the words "God Pro tect France" and substitute "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity." This is frankly go ing back to the revolution, with its en throned Goddess of Reason. 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"There's no use talking " "That's Just what my wife tells me after she has stated her sid of the argument." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Miss Roxley," began Mr. Nervey, "1 adore you. Will you be my wife?'" "Sir!" retorted Miss Roxley, haughtily, "tho idea of your proposing to a Klrl in my station! You should know better." "I do know better, but no richer." Philadelphia Press. "That young woman is not Intelligent, amiable or even decently courteous." "Oh. but her father Is worth $1,000,0)." "Then I think she should be required to display a notice to that effect." Louisville Courier-Journal. I "My sister sent you her love and a kiss," said the designing young man. "How could she send me a kiss?" Inno cently asked the unsophisticated young girl. And the designing young man answered with Illustrations taken from life. "Br male special delivery." Baltimore Amer ican, "I guess you heard my daughter prac ticing today," said Mrs. Nexdore. "The musio teacher was here this morning; you know she's taking lessons by the quarter" "Indeed!" Interrupted Mrs. Pepprey. "I thought It was by the pound." Cleveland Leader. Miss Cutting Awfully rude and Inquis itive, Isn't he? Miss Passay Excessively. He was try ing to find out my age the other day. 1 Just told him I was 48. That settle" him. Miss Cutting Yes; I guess its in best to be perfectly candid with that sort of fel low. Catholic Standard and Times. REVERIES. Boston Transcript. 'Tls a merry old world when the heart is young, When happiness beckons and hope lures nn. When the moonlight entices and songs are sung; Eyes shining with laughter, and every tongue Full of promise and faith In the things to be 'Tls a merry old, Jolly old worldl 'Tls a busy old world when the season's tide Is rushing us on In the high noon glow. And strength and power and manhood's pride Stem the forces of nature, and side by side Goes the struggle of living, of riches, and need 'Tls a hard old, busy old worldl 'Tls a funny old world that the plans we laid Should fall and miscarry 'tls strange to sue Time's vista Illumine the parts we played t How the roles have altered, the changes made. Quite other from what we had hoped It to be 'Tls a queer old, funny old worldl When hope has vanished 'and pleasure Is gone! 'Tls a drenry old world when the skies turn gray. When the heart beats are ticking the end of the day The summons that beckons from earth life away. And world values perish. Its glories decay 'Tls a weary old, dreary old worldl Am