4 TIIE OMAIIA DAILY BEE: TUESDAY, JANUAIIY 15, 5 1907. Tiik Omaha Daily Dee, FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROBEWATER. VTCTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Flnfered at Omaha postofnee as second class, matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Bee (without Sunday) on year. Dally ! and Sunday ona year Sunday Be, one year Saturday Bee, nn year .14 00 , ) . IM . 1.60 DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Pally pea (Including; Sunday), per week..lSo Dally Bee (without Sunday), par week.. .100 Rvenlng Pea (without Sunday), per wee. so Kvenlng Bee (with Sunday), per week... .100 Address complaint of Irregularities In do llvery to City Circulating Department. offices. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City HaH Building. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. Chicago 1M0 Unity Building. New York If Home Life Ins. Building. Washington 601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication! relating to newt and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable, to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received in payment or mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANT. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County, as; Charles C. Rosewater. general manager oi The Bee Publishing company, Deing uw sworn, save that th actual number of full and complete roplea of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Pea prlntad during the month of December, was as follows i 1 81,870 I.... 30,950 t 31,810 4 31,710 I... 81,700 31380 T 81.8SO I 33,080 I..., 30,330 It........ . 31,750 IT 33,870 It .7 II 81,780 20 33,670 21 81,630 22 31, tOO 83,160 33,060 81,660 31,680 33,170 20,400 Total.. .688,380 . 6,841 Less unsold aod returned copies. Net total 873.146 Dally average 31,381 CHARLES C. ROBEWATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 31st day of December, 1906. 8eal.) M. B. HUNGATE, Notary Public WHEN Ol'T OF TOWN. Subscribers leavlag the city tern, porarlly ahoald bar The See mailed to them. Address will be changed ba often as reqaeated. It is up to the weather man to take away the Ice man's excuse for exact ing famine prices next summer. President Koosevelt evidently puts confidence In the bullets of the men behind the gun. whether as evidence or as' offense. All : the Nebraska pioneers of the vintage ofl857. are in line this year for felicitations" on having lived for fifty years in this great and growing state. - la all the Invitations to Secretary Shaw there seems to be none from Wall street, which has heretofore' been anxious to secure former United States treasury officials. ','. When Ralsoull remembers how much Perdicarls was worth ttf him he must regret his Inability to capture the men who are making his strong hold open ground. Ross Hammond's refusal to deny the allegation that he holds stock In an elevator company shows his wisdom in retiring from the senatorial contest before It really began.' With an estimated consumption of 6,000,000 tons of anthracite less than last year, nature seems to have taken a hand In the contest between the people and the "trusts." History of Nebraska shows that much time has been saved for legist tion by naming candidates for United States senate in convention If no other advantage has been gained. That Iowa legislator who says he has learned not to advocate innova tions until the public is ready for them must have taken to heart the decrease in the republican rote last fall. Chief of Police Donahue occupies a difficult position. He is appointed by the Police board, but gets hts orders from the mayor. The only thing for a police officer to do, however, is to obey orders like a soldier. ! Lincoln hotel keepers are, all against popular choice of United States sena te. ' They would much prefer the old-fashioned deadlock that kept the candidates and their followers quar tered as their guests for weeks and months. The predicted retirement of John 8harp Williams as leader of the dem ocratlc forces of the house will be re gretted by those who admire the Fabian policy la politics, and "Champ" Clark succeeds him fire works may be expected to take the place of diplomacy. The complaint of Illinois that the Illinois Central has unjustly favored branch lines at the expense of the "charter line" sounds strange to Ne- fcraskans, who have seen branch lines loaded with charges and bereft of ac count book income for years; but in Illinois the charter line pays taxes in proportion to receipts. The Union Paclflo during the past year has raised enough money la ad ditto to a. surplus , approximating $60,000,000 to buy stocks In I other companies to the extent of 1110,000 00OV It la unable, however, to dig up enough to pay its taxes ta Nebraska, but. Is asking the supreme court to let It scale then down by 30 per cent. 2t. ........ 30,860 24 31,710 26 31,600 26.... 33,130 27 81,770 28 81.610 31,880 30 30,300 tl 31,810 TUB LIEUTENANT GENERAL' RANK- The grade of lieutenant general of the United States army ought to hare been abolished before, and at latest when the army reorganization law was passed. Under that law the chief of Btaff, who mar be only a brigadier gen eral, la the real commander-in-chief of the army. -t The practical effect of the lieutenant general's grade has thus latterly been merely to add from 13.500 to $3,000 to the annual retiring pay of those who reached It by seniority, and the spectacle of half a doten officers not specially distinguished passing through it In rapid succession detracted In no small degree from the honor which had previously been associated with it. The rare bestowal of the rank dur ing the first century of national his tory upon such great military charac ters as Washington, Grant, Sherman and Sheridan did not comport with the routine results which have been so common the last decade, although the people would bare been content with them If confined to distinguished com manders of the civil war. It Is hardly necessary, therefore, to disclaim with such emphasis Invidious intention In abolishing the rank to ward the eilBtlng line or any particu lar officers. If In the course of duty they shall match or approximate the services for which the lieutenant gen eralship was originally In large meas ure a reward, as well as an oppor tunity, the country will not fall In the future any more than it has In the past to bestow commensurate honor. COAL MIXERS AND LABOR CONDITIONS. The annual convention of the United Mine Workers of America meets under circumstances in marked contrast with those of a year ago, when the miners in many of the most extensive districts in both the hard and soft coal regions were either on strike or making de mands which, If unsettled, Involved a general strike. The coal labor situa tion was, indeed, the one cloud then on the ' horizon of general Industry, otherwise never so prosperous and promising, but after protracted contro versy - it was composed by the early spring. How. effectual the settlement was is certified by the fact not only that coal production went steadily for ward adequate for the unparalleled fuel requirements of last year, but also that at the opening of a new and ap parently even more expansive Indus trial year .no serious differences be tween miners and employers exist. In the labor field, too, the situation In the coal mines Is regarded as signifi cant of general conditions, unrest and dissatisfaction In the mass of the min ers being almost invariably followed by, labor troub!es.,4n -other great in dustries. Following the immense divi dend declarations by the great corpora tions last year there were material wage increases by the chief railroad. Iron k and steel and other industrial ofnpanles. which with reasonable satisfaction among the coal workers, has helped to a distinctly auspicious labor status, in spite of the increase in cost of living. -j But hardly less Important than the generally reasonable ruling wages is the regularity of employment produced by the remarkable universal activity of industry and tride, affording oppor tunlty to every willing man to be at work all the time. While the effect of this situation may be more Immediately felt by mine workers. It permeates every . ramification of industry and labor. TKDERAL FtHiAL LAW REVISION The revision of the penal laws of the United States, though not much of the work has come to public knowl edge, has been In progress for several years, and. the first Installment. in the form of a bill covering the preliminary features is now before congress. The undertaking is nothing less than to reduce to consistency and clarity the national criminal provisions new scat tered through 9,000 sections of the statutes, many of them antiquated, in definite or conflicting, or so involved by amendment repeal and re-enact ment that the true effect of the law is often dubious and its enforcement a matter of extreme difficulty. Revision and codification, however, la obviously as delicate a task as It Is a 'necessary one, for the commission has found In compiling the various statutes that many changes by way of addition or subtraction are indis pensable. It is imperative for congress to scrutinize every line microscopically, because very slight changes, the effect of which might not be apparent, would In many cases have consequences of the most far-reaching Importance. Particularly is this true In regard to that extensive class of penal provisions relating to corporations which has come latterly into such prominence It Is a wise plan, accordingly, which provides for consideration of the re vision by congress in successive dl visions and not in .mass. One of the greatest opportunities for reform will thus be opened when the subject of criminal procedure Is reached. The practice in the federal courts la far more archaic than In moBt of the state courts, the forms and methods of the common law having been perpetuated in many respects long after the reason for them has ceased to exist, and often even after reason for contrary forms and methods has arisen. Secretary Taft In his ad dress 'at Omaha last fall referred to some of these anomalies In the fed eral practice, like the lack of right for the government to appeal, which have so seriously blocked the way of Justice, and the necessity of thoroughly recasting the system has been lately increasingly Insisted upon by com pen teat thinkers and Jurist; generally. Aa extraordinary sesaloa of coa- gress Is a costly and unwelcome alter native, but Its expense would be well bestowed to hasten the genuine mod ernization of the criminal laws and practice, if there Is no other satisfac tory way. A VINDICATION IN F0PRKS. The payment Into the city treasury by the Omaha Gas company of $11, 076.17 as the royalty due for the year 1908 under the terms of its franchise is another reminder in vindication of the fight put up by The Bee with the backing of a few public-spirited citi zens against the fifty-year gas fran chise grab In 1893. For the benefit of newcomers among us and of those who may have forgot ten the Incident, It is not out of order to recall the attempt then made to rail road a fifty-year gas franchise ordi nance through the council and over the veto of Mayor Bemis without any ade quate returns to the people. The Bee promptly sounded the alarm against this outrage and organized public sentiment until the scheme was blocked. As a result the period of the fran chise was cut In two, making it twenty five years Instead of fifty years. The price of gas to private consumers was regulated by a self-reducing sliding scale and a royalty was required of 6 cents on every thousand cubic feet of gas sold. When it was suggested that the roy alty would eventually bring in nearly half a million dollars the idea was scouted as preposterous. The first year's royalty was almost $6,000 and the year just finished, which Is the half-way year of the twenty-five, proves to be as stated, in excess of 21,000. On the most conservative assumption that the half-way year will represent the average for the whole twenty-five, the aggregate royalties paid are bound to exceed $500,000 be fore the franchise expires. Had Omaha been as wise in. fixing the terms of Its other franchise grants the municipal treasury would be even now receiving the benefit of a hand some annual revenue from this source entirely separate and distinct from the taxes paid by them. FOOLHARDY A man attempting the role of AJax defying the lightning in this modern day when there are no miracles would be called foolhardy. No other term will more aptly describe the action ot the Omaha liquor dealers who insist on raising the lid at -this particular time when the lightning is playing all around them. The Bee will not be accused of fa naticism on the liquor question. It has always been In accord with the sentiment of the majority of the peo ple in this city and state who believe In reasonable enforcement ot such sumptuary laws Jjy whjch, .regulation can 1 be Gad' without producing "worse evils f than those sought to be cured. At the same time it must be recognised that the sentiment of a good minority favors the enforcement of the letter of the law up to the hilt and .that any unnecessary baiting of this minority only lnvitea reprisals. It must be remembered, too, that half a dozen bills are pending in the legislature now sitting at Lincoln de signed to make the liquor laws of Ne braska still more onerous U the liquor dealers and to take the state several steps further in the direction of prohi bition: The liquor dealers cannot help their case before the legislature by assuming their present attitude, especially when the temper of the leg islature is at best none too friendly to Omaha and Its business Interests. The wise man who has made a. mis take corrects It at the first oppor tunity. .... The overcrowded condition of the county Jail Is responsible for a scheme to put up a temporary addition to the building. Such an addition would be an eyesore, with no telling when we would get rid of It. There ought to be enough room In the front part of the present Jail building now occupied by the Jailer's family to provide the necessary relief, especially as Douglas county Is under uo obligation to keep the Jailer's family under roof at the county jail. The Nebraska delegation in con gress is devoting more time to the Ju dicial division bill Intended merely to create a few fat Jobs for favored place hunter, than to all the other leg!.,.- tlon of special importance to Nebraska awaiting congressional action. There are a lot of things' in which the people of Nebraska are much more interested than in doubling up the judges, court clerks, marshals and district attor neys. Persons Interested In fair trade In necessaries of life will find little pleas ure In the report that Attorney Je rome Is beginning to investigate the alleged "theatrical trust." As a rule people will bear without complaint ex actions upon luxuries, and such inves tigations necessarily interrupt work which will do the greatest good to the greatest number. When Iowa has paid $500 apiece for the men Implicated in the Charles City lynching and Floyd county has paid twice as much for trying them, the taxpayers may decldo that after all legal methods for dealing with criminals are not only less startling, bnt more economical. Our old friend, M. F. Harrington In dignantly resents the Imputation con tained in the report that he was pres ent at the late Jacksonlan club feast. Realising that, he would be out of har mony la such aa aggregation of demo cratic plutocrats, he declined a press- Ing Invitation without even sending a polite letter of regrets. Mr. Harring ton Is entitled to publicity for his ex planation that will keep ' his skirts clear. - - The fnslontsts In the house are said to be satisfied with the consideration accorded them by Speaker Nettleton, but nettled at the treatment given them by some of the republican floor leaders. So long as they are not net tled by Nettleton . they should be happy. Persons Interested In extending the foreign commerce of the United States may discover that the real question to be decided Is whether they are willing to fight with foreigners for the Amer ican market In order to fight with the same foreigners for those of the world. The appointment of an attorney general In Pennsylvania, who is "skilled in law, but a novice in poli tics." is hailed with delight by the public, which Is no doubt surprised at the discovery of such . a man In the Keystone state. The rumor that the Pennsylvania road is acquiring the Santa Fe in an effort to get a "coast-to-coast" line Indicates that Mr.' Harrlman and Mr. Hill are not the only aspiring railway managers but their plans are now public property. Another Time tor Prayer. Chicago News. . Members of that Iowa lynching mob who prayed -for forgiveness for their victim ought to have been -seeking forgiveness for their own prospective crime: Shuffle the Carda. Indianapolis News. But what will the action of the Nebraska senate in barring all persons from the floor, exoept those, provided with cards from members, avail 7, Cards are cheap. What, Sampling Toart New York , World. Now the government Is going to Investi gate the distillers. If average drinkers are compelled to drink, straight whisky tho strangeness of the taste may drive some of them to reform. - Plenanre Beyond Reach. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. If It were possible to give the anarchist a hypnqtlo .suggestion to retire to some quiet, lonely place he -the spirit moves him to drop a bomb under himself, he might become a most useful member of society. '. Another Means of Retreat. Philadelphia Press. The big men who are wanted as wit nesses by the Interstate ' Commerce com mission and who are' to be served with a writ of na exeat to keeji them from skip ping away to Europe might try the lira escape. '' .'"' Catting" Passenger Fares. ' ' Springfield Republican. ' The, governor of Michigan recommends the enforcement of a' maximum 8cent pas senger rata In that states So does the gov ernor of Missouri' and the governor of In diana for those-' states." vThe governor of North Carolina urges a'SVi-cent rata for that, state, and igovorsters who . are , not urging lower . railroad , rates ; are --urging higher., railroad taxation or closer restric tion in . other way, .it will not ba long. at this rate, ere, the -private owners of railroads will be begging that the govern ment buy then out. - i i it. . Competition and Mergers. Chicago 1 Chronicle. -J. C. Stubbs, traffic director of the Harrl man lines, puzzled tha Interstate Commerce commissioners by Insisting that competition Is not throttled by railway mergers until, with a smile, he let i out the secret that there waa not much competition before the mergers were effected. But that did not make it entirely clear why mergers wer desired. If there is practically no .compe tition anyway it may - be auspected that mergers promote the Interests of those who engineer them rather" than of the railroad companies concerned.' ' RIVER NAVIGATION. Organisation Necessary to Seenre Needed Appropriations. 8t. Louis Globe-Democrat. It is plain that the tldd-water country, including the gulf caaat aa wall as the Atlantic, retains Its confidence in ita ability to get the vote of Mississippi valley con gressmen for all, that the tide-water see Uons and lake region want, In exchange for a few hundred of" thousands of dollars In cash, half a dosen enagboats, a few derricks and a string of lights strung along our river banks. The attitude of Chairman Burton of the rivers and harbors committee would be evidence enough of thte were other evidence lacking. The chairman, who Is from the lake region, has a vast scheme of hla own for lake improvement, and it Is plain that ho has made, or Is expecting to make, his trading; af rangements with the tidewater lar.de. and to get the votea from the valley of the great rivers on the old plan of swapping thousands of millions and trading pennies for dollars. Thla genera tion In the great valley ha been, In the rivers and harbors committee, like an un tutored savage In an Indian trading post. giving away untold wealth in exohango for worthless .K'-' i we snail uivp wu - - nur war nalnt. but it is very easy to that the rest of the country is not expect Ing us to do It now. What we mar doi when we put oer blankets off and our war paint .on,-and cease giving something for nothing,, would ba worth their thinking about down east if only they could be brought to thinking of dolpg it A compaot body of votes, or ranized on the line of forcing appropria. lions for a ship channel from the lakes to the gulf, and tor systeniatio. Improvements of lateral streams, could, by trading Its votes with Interests seeking pthor legitimate legislation, defeat the river and harbor bill at this short session. And if the great rivers of the great 'alley are to continue getting nothing out of the river and harbor appropriations, why should the representa tives of the valley region continue voting for the river and harbor appropriation? If wa are to have nothing, let us be generous enough to divide It with the rest of the country. There would, of course, be protest from those who have designs upon landa lying between shores and Islands; from con tracting and navigating companie which like the status quo: from light-keepers along the shores, from sand suckers and nag rooters. These would cry out, aa with one voice, that to dtteat Us river and har bor appropriation aft thla session would be treason, stratagem and spoils. We waive the argument to say that freight blockade, prohibitive railroad tolls, coal famines, mergers and other Ilka afflictions and ca lamities, ar arousing a public opinion which will soon fores organised and con centrated action among all of the repre sentatives of a people long robbed of their birthright aa cltisena of a fertile and a fruit ful land tying between two of the greatest watersheds In the world. : ' TvlB MCGISLATTRtC. Springfield Monitor: From the way both houses of the legislature are going after the lobbyists great reforms may be looked for, unless all this furore is but a grand stand play. Madison Chornlcle! Tho lobbyist will have a hard row to hoe In Nebraska this winter unless the present sentiment among legislators undergoes a change before the close of the session. North Platte Tribune: The republican legislators down at Lincoln start out as though they intended to keep the plat form pledge of the party. That's what the people expect them to do, and nothing less will satisfy the people. Central City Republican: The "conser vative" and the "safe and sane" legislators have been making their presence noticeable In the halls of the legislature, but they will have a hard Job heading off the reforms promised by Sheldon and his loyal sup porters in both houses. Valley Enterprise: The state legislature seema to be heading for deep water and are taking no chances by appointing com mittees that are favorable to railroads. We certainly should get some railroad reg ulation during this session. Keep your eyes on the sign boards. Friend Telegraph: The men who have been sent to the legislature this winter are not seeking for railroad passes, and the railroad lobby might as well go horn and get ready for a 3-cent fare rate and lower freight rates. They are bound to come and the corporations might as well get ready for them. ' Clay Center San: There will be a thou sand and ona things that It will seem good for the Nebraska legislature to enaet Into law. Better cut everything else out until the promises to the people are redeemed. The opposition and the railroads will be right glad to see the time taken up with these outside measures to the end that the republican party muy fail to enact all the promised laws. Schuyler Free Lance: The Nebraska leg islature starts out well, anyway. If they keep up the way they start and carry out their platform pledges the state will surely be solidly republican for some years. The state never was otherwise, except as a protest against the bad official work of that party when In power. The state never was democratic; it waa simply anti-republican. Then the antls put up Just about as bad a record and the state swung back. Wood River Sunbeam: The members of the house of the Nebraska state legislature who voted In favor of keeping the railroad lobbyist in the house, caught It from some of their constituents when they' spent Sun day at home. One of the representatives said he was fooled by the old trick that there was another bill coming, and so voted against the resolution. This is the way he explained It to one of his con stituents, but it looked like a thin excuse to the voter. Columbus Journal:' The legislature of Nebraska was promptly organised by elect ing a republican speaker of the house and a republican president of the senate. It Is to be hoped the legislature will promptly elect Norrls Brown United States senator, enact ' promptly all necessary legislation and adjourn. It is not necessary for every legislature, to tinker with all our laws and introduce bills for the sake of putting in time. In law making. Just as In business, let well enough alone. , . Nebraaka City Tribune: Experts on "leg islative situations", predict that the big contest in tfia present session will arise over the municipal , taxation of railway terminals. It, la a knotty question in some of it phases and It may be confidently predicted that to secure the support of country memberi the showing will, have to be conclusively made that . the new law will not reduce the proportion of taxes now received from the railroads by the outlying districts throughout the state which will receive little or no benefit from the terminal law if enacted. Rushvllle Recorder: We believe the leg Islature should leave no stone unturned until It has compelled the railroads to pay their taxes Just like the common peo ple. Corporations have no souls, but the individuals who make them up have, and we are in favor of sending every mother's son of -them to prison when they fall to dlvy up their share of the- public burden. The ancient Romans used to punish aa a capital crime those who sought to pre varicate or elude their taxes. Sheldon was right when he said the railroads were not patriotic when they refused to pay their ta xes. Oakland Independent: It looks as though Representative Byram was starting out wrong in hia legislative career. He re corded his vote for McMullen, the corpora tion candidate for speaker; he voted against shutting out the lobbyist. We could forget that in the state convention last fall he voted for Millard in preference for United States senator, because he signed the agree ment to abide by the choice of the conven tion. The people are watching the legisla ture this time and the interests of the re publican party at tha next' presidential election are tied up with ita record this year. We are waiting for an explanation. Columbus Telegram: Tha legislature starts out well. The members evidently mean business. They know the specific purposes for which they were elected. They recognise In Governor Sheldon an able and worthy leader. They know he enjoys the confidence of the people and they are In clined to follow his counsel. They know that tha railroad lobby has' won many a batte by scattering the forces of the re former through securing the Introduction of Innumerable reform bills. Henca they are Inclined to consult together and agree in. advance on some strong measure which they can pass. Indeed It would look at this time as if the only real danger to be feared In tha matter of reform railroad legislation Is the rock of unconstitutionality. The Railroad commission will be clothed with ample power. But the question is, Will wo have any commission at all when the supreme court gets through with It? And If tha commission Is annulled, is there not some means of passing a bill to take effect at once reducing freight rates? Arcadia Champion: We see that Thomas Darnell, the legislative lobbyist of tha anti-saloon league, is already on the legis lative scenes In the interests of tha county option law. If those who believe in tem perance would drop such fanaticisms as this proposed measure they might hope to gain more practical results. It Is such measures as this which make thinking people doubt the sincerity of tha leaders and to a certain extent nullifies their ef forts in other lines. Thla proposed law is ; not only unfair, but we believe a wider de parture from the Intent of the constitution of the United States than Is the dlsenfran chlsement of the negro of the south. The intent of tha laws of our country, tha cor. ! nerstone on which the structure ot our na tionality rests, Is the theory that each man has a vote and that each man's vote shall , w ..uwii'.v... . I... v-u u t. . vfrilUQ l&w 11 H ; proposed to count each dry vote twice and iv ww. ,w.b tu. uin-o. t IU roauic IS reached In a round-about way, but it la tha real result. If Valley county went dry there could be no saloon In Valley county. If Valley county went wet there could be no saloon In Valley county except by the present method of procuring It. That Is in effect a counting of dry votes twice, inso much aa a county going wet means noth ing. If this law la passed and become a law, ita operation will prove a burden to Its promoters and throw their entire efforts Into ill repute. Esatt More of the most nutritious of flour foods Unooda Biscuit the only perfect soda cracker. Then you will be able to Earn More : ? because a well-nourished body has greater productive capacity. Thus you will also be able to Save More because for value received there is no food so economical as Unooda Biscuit - 0 In a NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY 8TIBB9 OS COMPETITION. Picture of Railroad Rivalry Calcu lated to Draw Tears. New Tork Evening Post. If the Harrlman railroad inquiry does nothing el-e it will add to the dictionary some interesting definitions of monopoly, communlty-of-lnterest and similar terms. Taking the hearing In Chicago, Mr. Stubbs, traffic director of the Union and Southern Pacific lines, maintained that the great railway combinations had been beneficial to all concerned; that a mononoply. In deed, was a long step toward the millen nium. But when Commissioner Lane asked him whether a combination of all the rail road systems In the country would not in crease the benefits now derived from the Joint ownership of tho Northern Paclflo and Great Northern, that Instantly be came "too large a question" for Mr. Stubbs to talk about offhand. Still more interest ing was the witnesses' assertion that own ership of parallel lines does not mean the destruction Of competition. Mr. Hill, snid Mr. Stubbs, "cannot. If he would, destroy competition between the Great Northern and the Northern Pacific. He must em ploy vice presidents and general managers. These men have their reputations to up hold or to construct. They will work for their own line against the other line and competition would be Inevitable." This pic ture of some of Hill's employes trying t' put other Hill employes serous the street out of business would bring tears to a crocodile's eyes. PERSONAL NOTES. A plumbers' combine ha been Indicted In Ohio. Now we are getting after the real magnates. . ' Philadelphia surgeons are experimenting with artificial backbones. Bomb throwing has taken the starch out of the natural article. ' Reports give assurance that in a few d4ys Mr. Ifarrlman will be able to sit-up and take a few railroad systems for nour ishment. A New York man who demonstrated that he could live on 35 cents a day died of fatigue and left a fortune of J210.000. To the heir his memory ia a treasure only equalled by the divvy. A woman principal of a 'public school in Pennsylvania has Introduced the custom of allowing her pupils ten minutes' sleep dur ing school hours. She declares that It enabld them to make better progress In their tudle. The highly praised versatility of our cap tains of Industry' Isn't much after all. Their talents are Insignificant beelde the Nebraskan whose intellectual breadth em braces the professions of minister, doctor, undertaker and tombstone dealer. As the darkey remarked, "He catches 'em a-comln' an' a-goln'." William Alden Smith, who will succeed Russell A. Alger as United States senator from Michigan, has set J seven terms In oongress and Is a lawyer. He received a common school education, was appointed a page In the Michigan house of representa tives In 1871, studied law and was admitted to tha bar in 1883. He received the degree of master of arts from Dartmouth in 1901. The chief hostess of the British embassy at Washington will command admiration by her vlvaolty, charm and high intelli gence. Mrs. Bryce dislikes publllcty and has not coveted distinction as one of the "smartest" entertainers whose doings are chronicled by the paragraphers of the so ciety papers, but she has the old-fashioned habit of making her guests feel at home and the faculty of drawing them out by means ot her tact and consideration. Alteration Sale E are making extensive alterations in our store to beautify and make it more pleasant for the public, and are taking advantage of this occasion to offer all our broken lines of men's boys and children's suits and overcoats at big reductions ranging from S to 50 discount. These suits and overcoats are all this season's goods and are perfect in fit workmanship and style. ' We are also making big reductions in our furnishing and hat departments. : ' All this week we will sell all our men's hats and caps (except Stetson's) at 15 discount. SEE OUR WINDOWS ' Browning, Ming & Co R. S. WILCOX, Manager. dust tight. moisture proof packagi. i LAlGHIlta GAS. "Dar's a heap o' colleges started," said Uncle Eben, "but I'd fel safer If mo' of 'em was glvln' special lesaons In how to run a railroad wlfout hurtin' nobody, Washington Star. "Down with the police and their clubs," shouted the anarchist. The Idea was partially carried out. The clubs went down. That there waa an an archist under each as It fell a mere detail. Philadelphia Ledger. "Aro you related to the bride or groom elect?" Inquired the busy usher. "No." "Then what Interest have you in the cere mony?" "I'm the defeated candidate." Louisville Courier Journal. "Pop:" " "Yes, my son." "Why do people travel In cog.?" "To show that they have 'wheels,' I .sup pose, my boy." Youker Statesman. . Grace Why did she break the engage ment ? Myrtle He told her that she waa the only girl he had ever kissed. Grace What of It? Myrtle Why, she naturally reasoned that he was cither untruthful or absurdly fool ish, and he was hardly worth having In either case. Purk. "My friend," snld the man who had been making a long and tiresome speech, "there Is little more that 1 can say on thla sub ject." "Why 'more?' " asked an Impertinent ono who had Just finished yawning. Chicago Record-Herald. Confidential Adviser Senator, how much did your campaign cost you? Senator Ixtsmun it was pretty expensive this time, Ringgold. It cost me one day's Income and two or three nights' sleep Chl i'a a n Trll.xnA "Alexander flirts so much that sometimes I believe he doesn't want people to know we aro engaged." "That's because he's a smart Aleck, dear est." "Oh! By the way, has Guy proposed to you yet?" ... "Not yet, but" - . "Ah, that's because he's a wise Guy, darling." Baltimore American. HARR1MAN. ' S. E. Klaer in the Reoord-Herald.' - -His name Is in the headlines on the front page every day; The magazines are busy telling how he won his way; They show us pictures of him as a babe and as a boy; , They are laying bare the methods It has pleased him to employ; For the moment he Is casting all the others In the shade. And the world Is busy grasping at the progress lie has made. The commissioners aro beginning to in vestigate his case; They have shown us how his projects wind and cross and Interlace: He Is greater than Was Caesar at the height of his career; lie eclipses Alexander, so, at least, it would appear; As a child may play at puppets, so with other men he plays, And each day , extends his powers in a thousand subtle ways. He Juggles millions lightly and he bosses millionaires; As if they were but trifles where they touch In his affairs; The Vanderbllts and Mongans linger In his vestibule And the Uoulds In mild submission yield where he is pleased to rule; When be orders Hills and Rlpleys meekly hasten, to obey; , Looming like a new Colossus, he la domi nant today. Yes, his name Is In the headline and the magasines are filled With the stories of his progress) he la praised and he la grilled; For the moment he la casting all hla rival In the shade And the world Is busy gasping at the part he has played; But tomorrow some new wonder will be mighty for an hour, Leaving Harrlman to ponder on the brev ity of power. 1