'10 TIIE CttLUIA SUNDAY BEE: . DECEMBER. 30. .190(1. A CPS AND DOWNS OF BATSMEN How Bic Leaeis Hitten Adunoedor " fell Back. COMPARISON OF RECORDS INTERESTING la American at Ma)nrtlf of the , Flayers Imprttrefl, While la kr National a Majority Did the Rftrrw. Comparison of the officii ' batting aver agea of the American league of thli year with those of the year previous shows that cf JOS players whose najnes are found In both sets the average of fifty-four In creased over 1P0C and forty-eight decreased. Tha official averages of the National league for the two season reveal that forty players had a better average for 1906 than for the year previous and that fifty-nine fell off la their stick work. A majority' of tha American league batters did better In 1806 than In 1M6, while a majority of Na tional league batters slumped more or less. In short, the American league stickers made wore Improvement than their National league brethren. There Is no need for any erudite explana tion of the existing condition. It might be argued that the National league pitching Was better this year; on the other hand It might be argued just as reasonably that the American league batting was better. One oan suit himself as to which explanation he prefers. Probably the best explanation la that It Just happened so. Ups and downs In hitting are hard things to account for. Tha reverse of this year's happenings might coma to pass next year. Individually there were many notable performances In batting progress and ret rogression.. There was a general Improve ment among the be?t hitters of the Amer ican leaprue. The first eleven men, men Who played enough games both years to tiave their, averages officially recorded, all Dhow an Increase over their 1M figures. Three of these men, Iajole, Flick and Keeler, are not ns high In the batting order this .jyear as last, yet Improved In points. Lajole, next to the two leaders this yenr, was first last year, but Is twenty-six points ahead of his 1906 percentage. Flick, sixth this year and fourth last year. Improved five points; and Keeler. fifth last year and ninth this year, bettered his batting figures fey two points. These things, In connec tion with the fact that more batters Im proved than foil off, show that the Amer ican league as a whole batted better this fear than Inst. George Btone, the American league leader, advanced from eighth to first placi and advanced sixty-two points. Catcher Clarke, Who Is tied with Stone, Jumped from sixty fourth to first pluce and advanced l.0 points, llai Chase of New Torks advanced from thirty-sixth place, and improved his percentage by srventy-four points. Jim Me Gulre went from fifty-seventh to eleventh place at a liound and jumped eighty points. One pluyer, Jack Anderson, has the nme average for 19U1 as for 190ii, yet n..ied twenty-seventh this year and thlrtenth lasf year further proof of the general Im provement of the 96 batting. Al Orth of the New Yorks ninde a big Increase. Pitcher Bernhard of the Olevelanils fat tened his batting average to the extent of 125 points, while among the pitchers retro grade movements, equally extensive, are to be found. Griffith fell off 103 points and Patterson ll. Eddie Harm, the outfielder Whom Griffith released to Chicago, hit the toboggan for ninety-eight points in his batting and slid down from second to fifty eighth place. Hans Wagner, the National league bat ting leader for 1906, Improved his standing by one position, ranking second In 1905, yet fell off thirty-eight points. Evidently, then, the National league batting cham pionship was not as hard to.earn this year as last. 81 Seymour, who stood first last year, dropped less this year than last. Mike Donlln also lost points, but It Is fair to ussume might have done better had he played the season out. Harry Btelrfeldt made a big Increase both In standing and In number of points, and marked advance was made by Johnny Kiln, who rushed from sixtieth place to eighth and swelled Ms percentage by ninety-four points. Frank Chance, Rlxth Inst year, was sixth again this year, and Improved his average by three points. A big stride forward wis niide by Sammy Strang, who from the lowly tilcho of thirty-third In 1906 rose to sixth place In 1908. A majority of the better hitters of the National- league Improved In their stick Work, even If a mnjorlty of the whole re lapsed. As to the-else oftfie leading aver age, however, the standard wai not as high as In 1905. Three National league players, IDwtng, McGinnlty and Hleg'e. each lost over a hundred points this year. As In the American league, one batter tied his aver age of the year before. Gibson was the man. Wllt-e of the New Yorks. one of the best hitting pitchers In 19"6, fell off elghty- The Handy Doctor in Your Vest Pocket rPS a thin, round-oornered little ( Er.amel Box When carried In your vest pocket It means Health-Insurance. It contains Six Candy Tablets of pleasant taste, almost as pleasant as Chocolate. Each tablet Is a working dose of Cas carets. which arts Ilka Exercise on tha Bowels and Liver. It will not purge, sicken, nor upset the Stomach. Beoause It Is not a "Bile-driver." Ilka Salts, Sodium, Calomel, jalap, Senna, nor Aperient Waters. v Neither Is It like Castor Oil, Choerine, or other C!!y Laxatives thai simply lubricate the Intestines (or tr.iult of tha food stopped up In them si that particular tlma. Tha chief causa of Constipation and Indigestion Is a weaknau of the Muscles that contract tha Intutlnaa ar.d Bowels. Cascarets ara praotlcal'.y to ths Bowel usojes what a Massags and Ccld Bath ara to the Athletio Muscles. Thjy stimulate tha Bowel Muscles to contract, expand, and squeeze tha Diges tive Juices out of food eaten. They don't help tha Bowels and Uver In tuch a way as lo make them lean upon similar assistance for the future. This Is why, with Cascarets, tha dosa may ba lessened each succeeding tima Instead of Increased, as it must ba with all other Cathartics and Laxatives. a a a Cascarets act Ilka exercise. If carried In yourvst packet, (or carried In My Lady's Purse.) and eatea Just when C suspect you need one, you will never w a sick daytrom fha ordinary Ills of life. Because these Ills begin In ths Bowels, and pay tha way (or all ether diseases. Vest Pashas' baa 10 cants. TIT Ba sura yeu get tha genuine, made only fey the Sterling RemadyCempany, and navtar ftpla U fculk, JUtsy taUeaeUnnea "CCC". seven points, and tumbled from twenty first' to sixty-sixth place. Luther Taylor Improved his average considerably, while Deacon Phllllppe made great progress. He was 1C1 points better off this year than last In the appended tables, where two or more men share a position, the next man Is ranked the same as If there was no tie ahead of him. Lnjole, for Instance, Is ranked second, when In reality there are two men ahead of him. But for the sake of convenience ties are considered as If one man were In the position, the rela tive standing of the batters not being af fected this arrangement. The following tables show the batting rank this year and last, and the Increase or decrease In points from 1906 to 1906: AMERICAN LEAGUE. Rank -Tlnttlng- Name. 194. Inc. Dec. Ptone 1 8 - Clarke 1 64 Vfl I,nJole i 1 26 Chase 3 36 74 .. Cobb 4 4.1 80 .. peyhold 6 2"1 " Flick 4 6 Elberfeld 8 27 44 .. Keeler 9 5 1 .. Murphy 10 14 23 .. Yeager 10 23 34 Mcdulre 11 67 80 Crawford 12 7 1 Smith (Chicago) 13 63 67 H. Davis 14 11 8 Turner 16 26 28 Orlmshaw 16 44 61 .. C. Stahl 1 30 IS Hickman 19 15 7 Schreck 19 17 10 Isbell 21 8 .. 17 J. Tannehlll 22 62 63 Williams 2-t 61 39 O. Imvlj 23 61 39 Hradley 24 22 T Hav 24 6 .. 23 Collins 21 1 .. 1 B-mls 25 I Orth 2.1 78 91 Stovail 26 19 1 Anderson 27 13 T,. Cross 30 24 .. 8 Mclntyre 31 25 S Wallace 32 20 .. 13 Roh 32 61 46 J. Donohue 33 10 .. 30 ll.irtsel 35 16 .. 21 Hoffman 36 27 8 Render 37 6 3l Jones (St. Louis) 38 42 10 Freemnn 39 43 10 Winter 41 21 .. 22 Conrriv 4! IS .. 2S Ferris 43 66 .. 22 Kltson 43 7S rt .Tenon (WnshlnRton) .... 44 64 33 Sol. .-infer 46 40 ,. t Hockenfield 47 5S 18 Parent 4S 47 1 Cmighlln 4S 33 .. 17 Kill 4S 80 53 To well 49 76 47 Iord 50 44 .. 6 I'lnnk 5 50 2 Jones (Chicago) 61 39 .. 12 Warner 53 6" 25 Dougherty 54 .. 37 Mullen i 55 29 .. 34 Llndwtv 56 23 .. 43 J. Stahl 67 35 .. 28 Hahn 58 2 .. 98 Kleinow 69 53 1 Koehler 69 4") .. 17 (VI enrv 61 tn 2 Sullivan 63 68 13 .lirtison 63 36 .. 43 Ri rnhiird 65 107 1 25 Hughes 65 62 1 Jnss 67 9S 72 Chesbro 6S 74 20 T-owe 69 72 14 Hess 72 34 .. 60 M. Cross 73 21 .. 70 Knight 75 47 .. 40 White 79 87 24 Kittrp'lge 3 87 16 Spencer R3 46 .. 68 I. Tannehlll 14 69 .. 25 F.ilkenberg 85 99 45 Kllllan 85 20 .. 101 lVltv 86 91 15 Wnddell 87 84 .. 9 Ruelow 87 82 .. 11 Rhoades 89 65 .. 60 Altrock 91 100 37 Powers 92 92 S .. Young 93 94 4 Arnbruster (Hoston) ... 95 7(1 ., 64 Conkley 96 97 1 Wnlh 97 90 .. 14 Glade 98 10.5 45 Owen 99 96 .. 9 Dundon ino 73 .. 67 Howell 100 72 .. 48 Townsend mi 81 .. 48 Hoe 102 109 65 P. Donahue 103 108 48 Donovan 104 73 .. 70 Patten .' 105 93 .. 84 Dlneen 106 94 .. 39 Griffith 1(i6 57 .. 11S .Tacobson Ift7 89 .. 73 Patterson 108 65 .. 146 NATIONAL LEAGUE. Rank -Batting-Name. 19"6. 16. Inc. Dec. Wagner 1 t .. 38 Stelnfeldt 3 27 66 I.umley 4 16 28 Chance 6 6 3 .. Strang , 6 33 CO Donlln 7 3' 42 Kline 7 60 94 F. Clarke 10 13 10 McCarthy 11 23 f8 Devlin 12 42 63 Hucelns 14 25 19 Seymour 16 1 .. ji l each 15 35 .9 Tenney -. 1 is .. g Ma gee 17 18 .. 17 Schulte 18 25 7 ' Rresnahan 18 12 .. 2i Delelninty 19 34 23 Rransfleld 20 33 16 Arndt 22 43 33 .'. Rltchey 23 36 14 Barry a m 55 Weimer 23 65 62 Titus 24 8 .. 41 Beaumont 26 4 63 Browne 27 15 !! 29 Mathewson 27 49 28 Sheckard 28 16 .. 30 Howard 29 16 Si JJanley 30 7 57 Shannon 32 29 ., 12 Hofman 32 48 19 Batch 32 38 4 Evers S3 22 .. i Thomas 34 6 .. 58 C,P8,,1,,- 34 16 .. 36 Sm"t 35 8 .. 69 Moran 85 46 12 Brain 36 41 J JVy 1 .. 80 nnl"n 37 28 fl Beckley 3 19 jj I'.'PS 38 52 16 Schlel 89 55 19 P001" 39 39 .. 8 fhlllippe 4t 101 151 Jf wis 41 37 lt M'rtes 42 20 .. ft Dahlen 43 44 43 58 :: 1 P'n5,n 44 28 .. 8a McOann 45 13 .. ff Courtney 46 24 . 29 Zfry 47 61 1 J. nh'r 47 41 .. 14 Doolln 49 87 114 Kelley 51 22 I! 3 Bowerman 51 "1 41 Oleason 52 41 " 20 Brldwell 52 33 Hoelnkoetter 63 45 " 17 A"-n 64 45 18 Moloney 55 32 39 LTf ver 67 ln 109 Rltter M 59 3 Taylor 58 73 18 ' Corcoran 69 40 Strlcklett 60 88 M J'Vnch 61 94 C9 .1 M. Brown 62 91 64 JI;"""'' .. 67 Hlnehman 65 86 .. 61 Pfeffer RH HI a V'lltse 66 ?1 " s? Needham 7 64 .. 2 6S S2 19 68 w 54 !'. Scanlon ... 1a. Tnvlor J. ONelll .. w fi .. IS Overall TO 89 78 79 42 87 57 61 JOS 73 W 92 97 99 31 50 11 100 81 86 lol 90 34 l.undgren 70 Gibson 71 M-'tntyre 73 Willis 71 Fraser 76 ' McBrlda 77 C. Brown 7 Bercen , 79 teulhach 81 Wicker 81 Snnrka 82 Duifgleby 85 Ewlnsr 88 McOlnnlty 89 Slegle ft Young 93 Esson S4 Ptttenger 94 Fgnn Ames 96 71 21 73 jo 16 Vi 32 128 18 1 7 tn c Sn 78 CANS ASD HERMAS READY Colored Pnalllst Acrees to Bet A,000 Additional on Hlsneell. TONOPAK. Nev.. Dec. 29 - Barring a nve mile early morning sprint over th country rouds. through snow and Blush, Gaiis an 1 Hermann did little In the way kA exercising today. "1 am ready to go Into tha ring at a mo ment's notlca," said Hermann, after return ing from his taunt. Betting was practically nil today In the local pool rooms. Hermann's manager has rewlvod a telegram from Harry Worden of Chicaao statins be bad 10,M) to was or ou Hermann, and requesting that the money be placed at odds of I to 1. The money has been telesrsphed here and Oans has vir tually agreed to take S5,0u0 at the prevail ing NOlliS. Manager RJley of the Canlno club savs he Is in receipt of a telegram from James J. Jeffries. In which the boiler maker states that he will leave Los Angi'les tonight to attend the right. HEW rOIXEUK ATHLETIC VSIOS Advisability of National Association Discussed at Xeir York. NEW YORK. Dee. 29.-The advisability of forming a national athletic organization of the colleges and universities was dis cussed at the annual meeting of the Inter collegiate Athletic association of the 1'nlted States which began here today. Another Important proposition Is that the foot hall rules committee elected for 1907 be amalga mated with the representatives of Yale, Princeton, Harvard. Pennsylvania, Cornell. Annapolis and Chicago universities during 1907. In case the proposed fusion falls the foot ball rules committee In the Intercol legiate Athletic association will formulate rules from which foot ball shall be played. Ir. Williams, chairman of the foot ball rules committee, submitted a report which said the representatives of Yale, Harvard and other large Institutions hesitated fron taking part In the amalgamation, hecnuxe by doing so would become simply un'.tf and would have no standing on the foot ball rules committee. To meet this objec tion he suggested changing the bylaws and constitution a year hence so as to allow the foot ball rules committee to be made up of the members of the old rules commit tee, plus seven members of the association committee. lr. McCormick of the University of Pennsylvania said he hoped the convention will suspend or alter the rules so (hat the suggestion as to the amalgamation c:in be carried out and a permanent foot ball rules committee established. Prof. Dudley hoped all the southern col leges would Join In making the Intercol legiate Athletic association national and representative. The condition of college athletics in Colo rario, Ohio, Texas and other parts of the country was explained by delegates. They a'; stated that the association work Is raising the standard of amateur sports and that a great advancement In that lino was accomplished In the last year. The convention put Itself on record as favoring the amalgamation of the present foot ball committees, but In case that ennnot be aecompliKhed, the seven members of the foot ball committee of the Inter collegiate Athletic Association of the United States appointed for the coming year were 1lrented to formulate rules under which foot ball shall be ployed by the Institutions Joining the association. With a view to extending the membership lt was decided to amend the bylaws so that a conference of several colleges may be presented In the Intercollegiate Athletic association by a single delegate. Captain Ilerce was au thorized to nppolnt a committee of three to endeavor to bring about amalgamation. There was but a single change suggested by the executive committee In the per sonnel of the foot ball rules committee, and that was that Mr. Curtlss be replaced by lrof. W. L. Dudley of Vanderbilt. who will represent all the southern colleges. This was approved by the convention. The following oftlcers were elected: President, Captain Palmer F. Pierce, West Point: vice president. Harry L. Wil liams, Minnesota; secretary-treasurer. Prof. Louis Bevier, Jr., Rutgers. On the executive committee the western states will be represe .ted by Dr. C. W. Hethcrlngton, University of Missouri. No selection was made for the Pacific coast district, there being no members from those states. The convention adjourned sine die. STAHL, UTTERS A GOI.DEX THtTH Jake Says Poor Coaching; Loses as Often as Poor Pitching;. ' Jake Stahl said recently that poor coach ing loses almost as many games of ball as poor pitching, and If ever a man spoke the truth It was the same Jake on that occasion. Omaha fans can testify to this. Time and time again last season proof of this statement was witnessed at Vinton street park. It became proverbial before the end of the season this stupid baso running and miserably poor coaching. If there Is one thing to be hoped for in Omaha for next season lt Is that careful attention will be given to this great department of the game. Nothing Is quite as dishearten ing to fans and players as to see a run thrown away simply because some doe had base runner or coacher goes to sleep. Says Joe Tinker, the same being worth your while to read: "A few seasons ago some clothing firm of Chicago offered a suit of clothes to the player on our team who made the most home runs In the sea son. We were playing the last series In New York and Johnny Kling had one more home tun to his credit than I had. and it looked as though I would have to do some long distance slugging In the final series to tie Kllng for the outfit Late in a game, which Mathewson was pitching, I came up to bat and lifted a ball Into deep center. Kllng was coaching near third base. My hit was easily good for a homer, but Just before I reached third I noticed Kling waving his arniB frantically for me to stop at third. I did not think of the close race for the clothes Kling and I were having and naturally obeyed my Instructions to slow up. I pulled up at third and looked out In the Meld, and there was the ball Just being thrown In to the shortstop, who had gone out to help the center fielder in with the ball. Of course, there wasn't a chance for me to make home then, as Dahlen had the ball and could have thrown me out a block. Kling backed away from the base line laughing like a manliic, and then I tumbled to his plot. Had I been coached to go home I could have com pleted the circuit with ease, but by storK ping at third I lost all chances for that suit. Kllng thought he had a fine Joke on me, but, as I remember It now, I don't think he ever got the clothes anyway. Johnny wouldn't have dared to spoil our chances of winning had the game been close. As It was, we had the game won by a mile, and 1 scored anyway on a hit a moment later, so the only one to suffer was me. I lost credit for a home run, and at the time thought I was losing a suit of clothes, but I guess It didn't matter as long as the clothier didn't make good with Kllng." The next event In order In the meeting In New York City will be the annual meet ing of the National Association of Profes sional Base Bull leagues, embracing al! the minor leagues. This will be held on the second Tuesday In January. The scope ot this organisation may be seen from the statement that It gives employment to fully 5,000 playerH, and the number Is constantly on the increase. Hugh Jennings wants players who will hustle and obey orders. So do all the man agers, only some don't seem to have the ability to make the men obey. Fred Clarke will manage the Pittsburg club from the bench this season, claiming that a bench manager has an advantage of one playing on the team. McAleer has secured Jim Delehanty from Cincinnati, and the chances are he will turn out to be a swell third baseman for Mac, Just as Stone turned out a fine bats man. WITH TIIE BOWLERS. Last night at the association alleys the Stors Blue Ribbons rolled another S.OOO series, taking three games from the Ont modB. One league mark was raised when Cochran finished with 6V7. He bho had the best single game of the evening with ?3. Anderson, C. J. Francisco and Harper also passed the 600 mark In totals. The score: ONIMOD8. 1st. 2d. 3d. Total Harper 2TM 2ii 2:i6 6W Tracy 171 1S2 138 4!1 Encell 215 172 170 5',7 Forscutt 182 169 161 512 O. O. Francisco 1M 1S2 19) 656 Totals 978 911 895 2V784 BLUE RIBBONS. 1st. 2d. 3d. Total. C. J. Francisco Iho Jo2 2J0 617 Cochran 222 213 2 .7 Hartley 191 1H6 Mr2 541 Weber 1 17S 172 649 Anderson 219 222 l'j2 6X1 Totals 1,028 1,061 928 1,027 In the city tournament the live-men teams entered and scheduled will bowl their games at the Metropolitan alleys as fol low: Monday, Onlmods. Mets Bros., Life Malts: Tuesday, Krug Parks, O D. K., KalKtafra; Wednesda , Cudahys, Stors Blue I'Jblions, Carman's Colts; Thursday,. Hamil ton's, Dnshers. Gold Tops. The doubles and singles, to be bowled st the association alleys, will be scheduled 1 soon m possible, and tha. games arranged to suit the convenience of the bowlers. Al! who can do so are requested to notify the secretary that they will roll afternoons. Gaaa-Seleoa Fight. N. P. Dodge A Co. have rented the Bijou theater to '1'n Reckard. the UoldriVld fight promoter, for an exhibition of the pictures of the (Jans-Nelson tight at Goldtteld. 8 d- tember 3. Mr. Dodge would n-H rent the building until It was shown the pictures mere the original, so the agents of Reckard took the rilma to tha Jewel theater Satur day afternoon, where they were thrown on the screen. 1 ne pictures will be shown at tha HIJuU all this week, beginning this evening, and after today two exhibitions 1U t slvcu each day, A special wire will (ianj.-Hermann fight will be received by rounds. PI. FOR FISTIC CARJIVAL Tnnnnnh Sports Will Offer 100,000 for Meetlnar ot PaallUtlc Stars. TONOPAH. Nev.. Dec. 29. Interest In the coming bottle between Oans and Kid Her mann has been subordinated for the time being by a stntement Issued to the press hv Vlnnnrnr Rll.v r . ('..In.. A ,1.1...!.. ciub, In which he states his Intention to notd a great pugilistic tournsment eariy In the spring with James J. Jeffries ss the stellar attraction. The sum of $ln,nio will be iievoted toward bringing together the cream of the fighting talent of the world. Hiiey saw: "I will offer Jeffries a purse of t.Vi.noo ti meet five men. namely. Poulres. Rurns. O'Brien. Schreck and Kauffman, on Ave succeeding days, the champion to receive lis oiiO for each appearance. "In addition to the above events I pro pose to have ss attractions a contest be tween Jimmy Brltt and the winner of the Oans-Hermann battle, a match between Aho Attell and Jimmy Bowker and a battle be tween Joe Thomas and some other well known welterweight. In all I shall otTer lino.flun to bring about the proposed Omaha Y. M. C. A. Wins. YORK. Neb.. Dec 29. (Rneelnl Telegram. 1 The Omaha Young Men's Christian associa tion junior basket ball team tonight de feated the York team by a score of 36 to ZL Yale Wins Dnsket Rail. KANSAS CITY, Dec. 29.-In the basket ball game between Yale and the Kansas City AthleUc club Yale won, 31 to 22. HOT AIR WARRIORS ACTIVE Again They Arc Planning;, for Exer cise, One of Those Wars that PSever Happen. They are at It again. Those profoundly wise experts who have the war map of the future plotted out In their Imaginations conclude that nothing can save the Unltod States from war with Japan some say within twenty-flve years and others within five years. Among European military men. It Is said, this war Is being freely discussed. They foresee even the course of the strug gle. Japan would at once occupy tho Philippines, and thus compel the United States to conduct campaigns across tho wide oc.an under Immense disadvantages. The sorry plight of America may be al ready a source of enjoyment In European capitals. The experts who predict future wars, however, are old acqruUntances. Their military records as forecasters throw all the village weather prophets Into the deep, deep shade. It Is true that they predicted every war that ever happened. But Im agine, If you can, the number of wars they predicted that never did happen. The year does not pass in which they do not have some nation preparing to let loose tho war dogs. No little unpleasantness can aflsa anywhere under the blue skies that they do not Immediately set the drums to beating. Did you hear the bugle soiind? Well, a Russian was seen sketching south of Khyber pass, another German family has landed In Brazil, a Frenchman waa seen in Alsace to make faces at a picture of the kaiser, an Italian subject was lynched in Louisiana, a German trader sold the first brass earrings to the sultan of Tlmbuctoo. A great international crisis lurks In each of those putative incidents, each so menacing to the peace of the world. The war forecasters are kept very busy. They have been hot on our trail for a number of years, and, since we began to build a navy second to one or none, we can not much complain. Not long ago, our war with Germany was apparently to break out sometime between 12 and 8 p. m. You heard that Germany was going to annex Brazil, or set up a coal heap somewhere on a West Indian reef. That meant warl The Repub lican really was obliged to show that the United States navy was more than equal to the terrible emergency, In order to quiet the fears of some of its readers. But where Is that war with Germany now? Even the Hottentots In South Africa are more tharr Germany can masticate in 'oversea war fare. The kaiser haa just dissolved the Reichstag to save the "national honor" from the grim catastrophe of surrender to naked savages In a desert alongshore. Americans must expect that the war prophets will always be with them, both abroad and at homo. A tight, a scrap, a collision In which someone gets hurt, must necessarily be a show In which the melo dramatic taste of mankind finds a "certain creepy satisfaction. Every little spirk on the horizon, consequently, has the possi bilities of a conflagration to people of this temperament or to the professional gentle men whose business it Is to study war as a fine art. According to the logic of their culling, a mere school controversy, or a display of race antagonism in the corner of a country, signifies that eventually two great nations must resort to the explosive argument of shrapnel. There Is no class of people who count common sense and self control so low in the valuation of the na tion's mental outfit as the sleepless and In satiate forecasters of war. The war with Japan will Join the last war with Germany, the war with England before that, the war with Italy before that, the war with Chile before that, and a long string of wars, stretching back a century, that never occurred. Here's a toast to the wars that never took place! Every one was predicted, but national common sense flattened them out before the fuse Jvas lighted. They represent a forgotten na tional achievement, an achievement that will grow into ever widening amplitudes of solid splendor as the future wars that will never occur are added unto them. Springfield Republican. A Tall Flah Story. A remarkable case has Just come to light at the headwaters of Gander creek, re ports a Kentucky paper. Ten years ago Columbus Allsop went to that point to fish and cut a willow pole and set his hook and line, sticking the pol4 In the bank. He then got engaged in something else and forgot his fishing pole. After a lapse of ten years he thought of lt a few days ago and went to the scene at once, and there he found that his pole had grown to be a willow tree three feet In diameter. The line was Its usual size and when he raised the hook he found several generations of fish on lt, the one that was originally caught on it having raised a school of fine ones each season. When Columbus drew up the old flih all the others followed and he loaded them all in his wagon and drove home, wonder ing at the strange occurrence. l'aya for Hole la Carpet. The supreme court of Missouri affirmed the decision of the trial court in awarding Mrs. Bailie Nephler of Kansas City to.OuO for Injuries received In a full caused bv catching- hex foot in a hole in a Kansas ! City theater carpet. The decision Says: "This is a somewhat unusual case. A hole in a carpet Is not ordinarily such a menace to either life or limb as would justify the court In assuming lt to be dan gerous to persons passing over It. The question of whether lt was In this instanca of such character that the proprietors of the theater ought to have recognized it as a danger to their patrona and have guarded against lt was a question of fact for the Jury." Heavy Saow la Kraare. PARIS. Deo. M The continent la cov ered with tha heaviest snowfall In years. Railroad traffic in France, Switzerland and Belgium la seriously tampered, Bit You t J! tf'TV. 0-.,' 7V mm COSNELL SEERS MANDAMUS Asks Supreme Court to Compel Juice Sutton to Permit Him to Try Case. APPEARS AS COUNSEL FOR SUNDERLAND Judge Sutton States Formal Order Barring; Attorney from Case Has Not Been Made, but Would Be at Early Date. Another chapter of the coal cases was reeled oft Suturdny afternoon In Judge Sut ton's court when Mr. Connell united tho court If he had made an order ot the statement ho had made thut Mr. Connell was not to be permitted to appear further In the defense of the men who stand ac cused of combining in restraint of trade. Mr. Connell said he had bn advlxed an order had been made December 18 to the effect he would not be permitted to appear further. In response to the statement Judge Sut ton said he had, made such an order. Mr. Connell then made a formal demand that he be permitted to appear In the case against Mr. Sunderland, set for trial Janu ary 7. Judge Sutton refused to comply, but said the order had not yet been en tered In the record, but would be put In as soon as he had examined the testimony which was then being written up by tho official stenographer. Mr. Connell stated lt was necessary that his demands Bhould be complied with or refused to enable him to protect his rights and the rights of his clients, lie stated he contemplated commencing proceedings In the supreme court to obtain a writ of mandamus to require the judge to let him appear In the defense of the coal dealers In future trials. In view of the fact that the eupreme court would not meet after next week until January 15 and the caue of Mr. Sunderland was set for trial January 7, Mr. Connell said he was compelled to take the neccorary action without delay. Action Held to Be Contempt. Judge Sutton reviewed the course of the trial of S. K. Howell, referring to same as a vaudeville performance and asserted Mr. Connell was chiefly responsible, and that it was his opinion Mr. Connell was guilty of contempt of court. Mr. Connell stated he had not been charged with contempt, that no Informa tion had been filed and he had In no man ner been notified of any contempt pro ceedings and In that connection stated he had not been guilty or chargeable with contempt, but, on the contrary, during the trial of Mr. Howell had endeavored to maintain the respect due to courts of jus tice. No final action waa taken by Judge Sut ton, but he adjourned court until Monday and left the bench. When Mr. Connell did not secure a compliance with his de mand he returned to his office and com pleted a petition for a peremptory writ of mandamus, which had been partially prepared. A copy of the petition wafc served upon Judge Sutton about 7 o'clock last evening' and at the same time a no tice stating Mr. Sunderland and Mr. Con nell as relators would make application for a writ. Mr. Connell has had complete extracts made by the official reporter of all por tions In the nature of a controversy be tween Judge Sutton and himself. The rec ord, when printed, will cover sixty pages and the typesetting has already been done and ready for the printer's hands Monday. Mr. Connell also has In the printer's hands a brief of the legal points Involved, with extended references to numerous decisions of the courts o the effect that an attorney cannot be disbarred or prevented from prac ticing his profesKhm prior to the filing of charges against him and until ha has had notice of such charges and has had a hear ing. The briefs will be sent to Lincoln Thurs dsy. . Entire stock of children's furs at IV per cent oft, Benson Tborue, lo!6 Douglas St Wm mm mi m Z V t IW-V Mi r a $ :f.lt & i"1 '1 IBS I as if pWIIIff p. (I L-V J'"fc.f &Tt dftii.-S:. tfctitt I7(rn,mr..,n tnrron 8t Louis, and nronortionatelv low rates IS I . v vi xt . r ,1. .u. . .1 rw m rij ,. -.. ir. a, su m J l rTT'rcK'r'yk' V-'SfHfl&W rSftV'l ln ue as indicated in the lower left-hand corner, we lawli - - - W:'M'ti - VKV 'fP--ryix will send this book FRKB, togstber TVvL Pjtf ;AV:Jf;:mSili&M& with fIHnform.Uoa JOHN SEBASTIAN &4$mM & V Y ' ' CHICAGO or ST. LOUIS U 'ttmFrWMv 'f 'A Stel ?i 4 Ple.se send me Te... Oulf WrrliPtWa f7 t Slat Ought to "But; NoW at $25 an Acre sAnd Sell in Ten at$10Q0anJlcre meantime, Texas Gulf Coast arh VMf. Perhaps this doesn't seem possible, these statements are made oni systems in this country, and we are show you the PROOF behind EVERY Suppose you buy a farm of 20 acres. The land Will cost you S500. We $100 an acre each year because the same sort of land that you can buy is now netting $400 an acre and over, yearly. Your yearly profits on 20 acres would amount to $2000. In ten years that's $20,000. Then, suppose you sell for $1000 an acre that s fZO.OOO more $40,000 In ten years on an Investment In land of $500, Seems too good to be true, but IT IS TRUE, You can buy Texas Gulf Coast land so cheap NOW because the land has Just been opened up through the discovery of artesian water for inexpensive irrigation, railroad with direct connections to tne country s greatest markets. , A 1 uant st asnrl t fta PAL T "'- " J - - - - M.VS.-:- v JOHN SEBASTIAN. reesanger Rocli Island- isco Chicago and ico System has no lands to sail, but is Interested untry. Taktm trip to Texas and sec for yourself. No need to take chances. Special Railroad Fares mf,mrKi,n a XI frnm St Louis, and nronortionatelv low rates from other point? to Brownsville, or sny other points in the Ouif Coast Country. These rates prevail on certain dates, and ara erst clsss round-trip tickets, food for 90 days, with step-over privi leges for any point. "The Oulf Coast of Texas" Is the title of a new book of M pages we have Just issued, which tells all about this country. It isillustrsted and has a map of the district, also facts about the country of tnterrst ta every individual, lo anyone writ- TIIE WESTERN UNION 23,000 OFFICES IN AMERICA. ThwrrwnrrTRANRMITfta.a1 pet.lTVM - t JTr ran is ruartna aa'ni nrm tt tOtrmnamiaaaanorrlMirar tsf 1 )ri IS.... or UiS ro ess h i fUel ett:h ttie ('.njant f isaoatniw "O TbJs is a INRtf UTIU MtNiuL tu.4 ilelierod b rHusit nf tb ROBERT C. CLOWRV, RECEIVED st To the Motoring Public, Omaha and Vlcinlly. "Arrived today. Am at purpooes. See us at Deright's. 1907 Stoddard-Dayton. "We've only been allotted twenty-five Stoddard-Daytons for 1907, twelve of which have been sold. Better get you order ir soon if you want one. 1907, twelve of which have been sold. Better get your order in Ford Automobiles. Deiight Automobile Co. 1818 FARNAM STREET. COMPLETE RETURNS ! Champion Finish Fight Itwclvod IMrex't From Ringside. Tuesday Afternoon, January 1. Ed Rothery's Restaurant 111 houtli Fourteenth Street. - LEPLTlf STATE VETERINARIAN. H. L RAMMACCIOTTI, D. V. S. CITY lErKHWARUil. Office and Infirmary, JHD and Mason St., OMAHA, Js'Eis. TtlepUuua fcfik. Years Land will net you $100 but please note that ot me iSwi ready and willing to statement. say It will net you ana me consiruc- I 24 in KUUf a Traffic Maaaser Lines St. Louts :,t. t: 1 TELEGRAPH COMPAK1V1" INCORMtaTin CABLE SERVICE TO ALL THE WORLD. iSJlT OS) O'0dtlKM..ui.m; I la laBrxJrtf erhwh that ha ar, tw iKsMutsp iblnnm..-, ' U thr wn line nation fc eoraptrw Mil Issfmifisar wttlsMhnl rUM r error n U atuousnof UMK imM UNTwotk. txx sna&r cakae It ua aajjuiasut uassstthsai u. snuu nust SsmisW nmds ttm skkmUIsdm Prsidnt and Ctnral Mnitr, Dayton, 0., Dee. SO, 06. your disposal for demonstrating Weak Men, Frail Men YOUNG MEN, OLD MEN . All know the wonderful building-up power of DR. M URE WH treatment. HIS 32 YEAHH of . experleneu of treating dUeases of inun has tuught him Just what will cure, and cure quirk snd permanently at small cost. DlseaHes of men cuii and should ba cured for a pilee that would correspond with tha nature of the dlsrusu. DR. McGREW Treatment by mall. Office hours all day and to S:30 p m. Sunday, I to 1. Call or write. Box 76. Office 215 South Fourw-nlh street. Omaha, Neb. .Every Woman 1 ami noaid IBoV M4RVCL hirting Vpray w-Mit CoiiTn.iiL iaMrnuUk Tr h raniKjl su.pl7 Uig an HMt no " ( .1 . L ! I,, I u.wt al. . .. Iilulrmi-1 ,k-JL. t V i full irtlculfcra snd .lir.,..r. .T Hluabls 'ailirs. Mlnt.l Ta a a. w4sr..avr Wilu" L. C., .... SHERMAN M'CONNKLL DRUQ Ctt 16th and Lodg bt. aYJfCXOa rilMOB OOaLTAJTY, but aorta l7Ua at, Oaaaa in i V 1 aa &- . .', 'r V V; ; t r