14 TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1906. V n n r U Tim Omaha Daily Bee. FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSJTWATER. VICTOR ItOBEWATER. EDITOR. Entered at Omaha postofhee aa second class matter TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, pslly Be (without Sunday), on year. .WW Iily bee and Sunday, one year J 6unday Dm, one year... Saturday Km, one year DELIVERED BT CARRIER. DsHy Bee (Including Bandar). Pr week. .lie .lly Bee (without Sunday), per week.. wo. Evening- Bee (without Sunday), per week So Kvenlns Hre (with Sunday), per week.. 1J Address complain!! of Irref ularltlea In de livery to City circulating- UeparunenL omenta. Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha City Hall building. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl street. Chlcaao-lMo Unity building. . New York-UK Horn Life Ins. building. Washington Ml Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE!. Communication! relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Oman life. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. , . . Remit by draft, t-xpress or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only a-cent stamps received as payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, escept on Omaha or eastern eichanpes, not accepted. THE BEE PUBMSHINa COMPANY. STATEMENT OP CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas- County, as: Charles C. Rnaewster, general manager of The Bee Publishing lompfciiy. being duly sworn, says that the actual number rf full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of November, ItOf, was aa ioiiows: 1 a,7 t ai.MO 31,80 4 30,500 8170 a.io t . 36,680 t 38,480 1 81.880 19 38,030 11 80.880 It 310 It 8140 J 81,180 j; S14M II 30,000 1 31,480 10 81,770 tl 81r400 tt, 81,160 It 31,800 14 81,880 II 80,490 It 81,400 IT. 1 31,850 II 31,480 U 81,80 II 31350 11 SM80 ' II 31,630 Total .... 681,610 Less unsold copies , 6,678 Net total sales 843,033 Daily average 81,401 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of December. 180. (Beat) M. B. HUNOATE. Notary Public WHEK OUT OF TOWS. Subscribers leaving; the city tem porarily shoald fcav The Be walled to them. Address will be chaste as oftea aa requested. Call money In Wall street seems to be striving to reach the level of the ChrUtrnas turkey and anthracite. It Is to be hoped The Bee's warning as to dangerous grade crossings will be heeded before another fatal acci dent Is recorded. If California objects only to adult Japanese In Us schools the matter can bo easily settled by a tuition fee which would bo prohibitive. Additional carriers have been al lowed the South Omaha postofflce. An other evidence of the growing busi ness of the Magic City. With French deputies refusing to hear Count Bonl de Castellane speak Americans can understand something of what it means to become poor In Paris. Congressman Qrosvenor'a sugges tion of a change In the ship subsidy bill indicates that Mr. Root's speech at Kansas City had an effect not in tended. While John D. Rockefeller may be permitted to plead by proxy, it is not expected that Ohio will permit him to serve time In the same way should he be convicted. Mr. Bryan .says, "In America the chase of the almighty dollar to too long continued, too selfish." It will be noted in passing that Mr. Bryan got his by talking. Mr. Porter would not have as much difficulty In "putting the money back" as Congressman Pollard la experienc ing, and perhaps this Is the reason he doesn't make the tender. The suggestion that the rivers and harbors congress .tak appropriations for no particular locality may be wise, but it doesn't tend to immediate im provement of the Missouri river. Now that milk dealers are being convicted of feeding slop to milch cows in Kentucky distillers may find a reason other than the pure food law for 'advancing the price of liquor. The decision of the Michigan su preme court that convicts cannot be taught trades in prison pats that state in the rear in the development of worthy citizens from poor raw ma terial. When the Union Pacific and South ern Pacific have been Investigated Un ci Sam may decide to ascertain whether the Burlington swallowed th Great Northern or waa swallowed In the deal. Senator Morgan's effort to change the method of managing' th Panama railroad seems to b duo to a deslr to throw Mr. Cromwell out of a job rather than for the good of the service. Senator Bailey now says the $15, 000 received from the Waters-Pierce Oil company was a loan, thus show ing even closer relations with on ten tacle of the octopus than a fee would have done. Th deep waterways convention Is meeting th difficulty encountered by th Transmlsslsslppt congress at Kan sas City. Too many projects are being submitted. The on thing on which th delegates ar agreed Is th appropriation, ICHOVL QUESTION lit THE COCRTS. Our government is taking the intel ligent, straightforward way of bringing before the courts, to which the settle ment belongs, the question whether the action of the San Francisco school authorities under the state law requir ing segregation of school children of Mongol parentage is a violation of Jap anese rights under existing treaties. The decision of the legal point is es sential In dealing with the feeling that has been created. The mere submis sion of the matter to Judicial ascertain ment and the time required should tend to repress popular passion in both countries. If the California statute be found null, as a treaty infringement, it is ab surd to suppose a conflict between state and national authority, whatever may be the local conviction. With prudence a way should be found on that basis to adjust matters so as' to maintain treaty faith and still not to violate any substantial Interest of the community In the schools. On the other hand, a finding that sustains the state law, while conclusive as to the technical point, ehould not be in the way of reasonable common school pro vision for Japanese. There is, in fact, no novelty in the class of difficulties to which this San Francisco casebelongs. They have al ways arisen in all countries wherever aliens settle in large numbers, espe cially at the points where they are mainly grouped. Prejudice invariably is excited under such circumstances by differences of race and habits. Bitter ness and strife Indeed often arise where alien residents are of Identical race. The real difficulty is to bring to bear on these questions the good sense and cool judgment of the community, because by nature they appeal to prej udice, Ignorance and passion. That will be the difficulty vith respect to the Pacific coast points where the Jap anese are mainly settled, and with re spect to pppular sentiment in Japan itself. It will Bland us in good stead to re member that we cannot with safety, even if we were so disposed, trample on the rights or wantonly offend the sensibilities of the Japanese. They are not a nation to be trifled with. Vast American Interests in the Pacific and in the orient require prudence and moderation, not to speak of Justice, on our part. bakks asd lakd loaks. The bill to empower national banks to loan on real estate, although it has passed the house, is not likely to be come a law without such amendments and restrictions as would practically nullify the purpose of the prime mov ers for the change. The securities and assets of a safe bank must be quick, and land Is among the slowest. In the nature of things Instant con vertibility Is the ideal of bank re sources. The land loan business re sponds to an entirely different want and a different class both of investors and customers. To transform national banks into land loan agencies, or to make it pos sible to conduct the latter under the name of the former, would be hazard ous and in violation of the teaching of all experience. There may be some agricultural communities in the west ern and southern states in which better connections with capital available for land loans are desirable, but sound Judgment will not break down safe guards In the national banking sys tem merely to meet such exceptional cases. In the normal community land loans are today readily available through land loan agencies at far lower Inter est rates, precisely proportioned to the quality of the security; than the nor mal rates for bank accommodations. To legalize commingling of such func tions would not add a dollar to the legitimate fund for land loan Invest ment. And the extent that such in vestments were Increased would there fore be at the expense of banking sta bility and solvenoy. These points are so well established as to rank almost as axioms of sound business, so that if the pending bill is made to square with them there would be little excuse then for spreading it on the statute book. MOSEY MARKET SITUATION. The long stress upon money supply has again eventuated in high call rates and violent fluctuations In New York, although the rates are nothing like bo high nor th fluctuations so violent as they were at the same time a year ago. Nor in other respects does the situation seem so critical as then, in spite of the even greater demands now for funds in commerce and Industry. The significant fact remains that busi ness proceeds at even pace, apparently unapprehensive of serious embarrass ment, and even the stock market does not so far respond to call rate condi tions which heretofore would have pro duced sensational results. The dominant fact seems to be that general business, and even speculation in the more substantial stocks, have to large extent discounted the present pinch for ready money In New York and th eastern centers. They are, as it was foreseen they might be at this time, between hay and grass. ' A va riety of causes has somewhat retarded the return of funds drawn westward by crop movement requirements, so that the large currency reinforcement through gold imports, treasury depos its, etc.. the last three months fall short a little of comfortably complet ing the annual adjustment, but at most it can now be only a brief time till it will bo completed. Before the middle of January funds from the Interior will be once more piling up 1j New York', and th real danger to be apprehended Is a sudden and unwarranted Inflation of security prices and of speculation all along the line. The return current Is already be ginning to reach the eastern deposi tories and it will be greatly acceler ated by the high ruling rates, since they tempt western banks to hasten to Increase their balance. In short, the enormous net realiza tion from crops this season, now In full progress, Is on the eve of Its natural effect in the money market, and within a calculably short time funds at the centers will be as plenti ful as they are for the moment scarce. THE HISISG STUCK CRAZE- The collapse of mining stock quota tions, which has so suddenly wiped out tens of millions of Imaginary val ues, was inevitable, though It was slow In coming. But to multitudes of vic tims it means the loss of real, hard earned dollars which in the prevailing excitement had been invested In what turns out to be unfounded expecta tions and dreamB. Shrewd, experienced, cold-blooded manipulators have simply once more taken advantage of the gullible public, who in prosperity always illustrate the truth that money easily earned is recklessly spent. The psychological moment has been seized the last few months to boom a myriad of mining prospects and schemes, among which many of the favorites were preposter ous on their tap e or vulnerable to any Bort of thoughtful analysis, and the psychological moment has now been chosen with equal keenness to sepa rate the "Investors" from their money. It is doubtful, however, If the les son, plain as it is, will be taken to heart more than momentarily. Great numbers have been ban! hit and not a few ruined, but the mining stock craze Is so general and Intense that specula tion will probably be resumed and continued until multiplying disasters bring people to tfielr senses. AK-SAR-BKN- The spirit exhibited at the dinner given by the Commercial club to the board of governors of Ak-Sar-Ben Is most commendable. It is not sufficient that the business men of the city gather from time to time and commend the work that has been done by Ak-Sar-Ben. The advantage of the annual festival to Omaha Is -long since ad mitted. It provides a stimulus to busi ness that is afforded by no other means. It attracts annually many thousands of people to the city who would not otherwise come here. In this way the Omaha business men receive a direct return for the money they invest in Ak-Sar-Ben, but it has even a greater, although Indirect, effect on the com mercial affairs of the city. In no other place and In no other way do the men of affairs get together as they do at the den. The Monday night meetings are purposely informal in their nature, but they are productive of the best of feeling. It is there that the men who carry the weight of Omaha's commerce mingle on common footing and with out restraint. This intercourse is worth to them, for obvious reasons, many times the cost. The function of Ak-Sar-Ben is manifold, but Its chief manifestation has been In bringing about a better understanding between the business men of Omaha. The determination expressed last night to give Ak-Sar-Ben more liberal support than It has had In the past and to put Its affairs on a firmer finan cial basis will be commended by all. It should not only be a duty but a privilege to contribute to the support of this peculiarly Omaha Institution. Again The Bee would like to call at tention to the fact that the Missouri river is as navigable today aslt ever was. It does not require government assistance so much as it does private enterprise to set a fleet of steamboats to churning the muddy waters of that great stream. Some Improvements must be made by the government, but the main difficulties encountered by the pioneer navigators of the stream have long since disappeared and the pilot today would find his berth "a flowery bed of ease" compared to that of the men who guided commerce up the Mlzzoo in the days of the '60s. Before the legislature votes any large Bums of money for repairs at the Norfolk Hospital for the Insane it should make a little inquiry as to the conditions under which this structure was erected." Ordinarily a building should stand -two years without calling for the extensive repairs Governor Mickey reports as necessary at Nor folk. There was something rotten In the cement there, if In nothing els The city council la finding out that th railroad companies are paying no attention to the grade crossings. If the council will only quit fussing about street railway transfers and take up some of the matters that really need attention. It can soon do much to make people , forget its ridiculous record up to date. The announcement that congress will have a hearing of persons inter ested in the propositlou for "elastic" currency may give bankers an oppor tunity to make those speeches which fell under the time limit at St. Louis. Prosperity is having an Inverse ef fect on the Nebraska school fund. Farmers who have been in debt to the fund are paying up and the Interest, therefrom is being cut off. This Is one of the peculiarities of good times. Now that Congressman Llttlefield's pilotage bill has died peacefully In the house, Mr. Gompers may find consula te n but it will be difficult to show the connection between the Maine elec tion and the defeat of the bill. The Christmas spirit is early mani fest this season. Up to date It has chiefly taken the form of bazars and other charity benefits fully exemplify ing that which Is written, "It Is more blessed to give than to receive. In commending any part of Presi dent Roosevelt's message Mr. Bryan has again deepened the gulf which separates him from the "regular" dem ocrats who believe that nothing repub lican can be right. To Whom It May Concern. Chicago Chronicle. Nobody Is going to bulldoie Uncle Bum. much less trounce him. That may its well be understood first as lust. WUer and Mare Profitable. Louisville Courier-Journal. It would be wiser to keep peiee with Japnn and spend ISO.OOO.OOO on rivers and harbors than to build a navy to fight Japan. Rood Rnl to Follow. ' Washington Post. A bill to license railroad telegraph op erators hns been Introduced, but Artemtis Ward's plan of having a director ride on the cowcatcher of all engines still sounds good to us. nistarhlns; n Cherished Belief. Philadelphia Record. If Secretary Eihan Allen Hitchcock does not have a care he will disturb one of the fondest and most cherished beliefs of west ern statesmen, who have held there waj) no sin In cheating the Indiana or taking a hand In land frauds. Bunt Mans that Fall. Chicago Tribune. This Is to be an unusually severe win ter. Corn husks are phenomenally thick, and farmers' chin beards are growing at a faster rate than ever known before. There are several other equally trust worthy signs, but these are sufficient. Temptations of n "nrplna. Sprlnsrfleld Republican. The government revenue operations dur ing November yielded a further surplus of 17. 280.000 bringing the total for the fiscal year to date up to fl4.77S.O0O, against a de ficit of 812.700,000 In the same period of last year. This Is certainly encouraging for more liberal appropriations than ever. Salaries of Congressmen. Chicago Tribune. There Is renewed agitation of the prop osition for the Increase of the salary of members of congress from J5,0n0 a year to 17.500. There Is much In Its favor. Condi tions of living and the rewards of service are essentially different from what they were when the present figure was estab lished. As salaries go nowadays or In come Is estimated $7,600 Is not a large com pensation for the work which members of congress are obliged to do for their con stituents. Moral RflTect of Boxing. Outing Magazine. Boxing is an exercise which Is not only of the most marked benefit In a purely physical way, but It is of the utmost value as a means of training the mental and moral faculties. One of the most unfortu nate whimsicalities of our very whimsical day Is the prejudice against boxing as a sport and exercise. There is no sport in which there Is provided such splendid ex ercise for body and mind and spirit as In boxing. The physical Influence of boxing is superb. Every muscle and organ la brought Into active use. So tar as men tality is concerned, the perception, Im agination, Judgment, discretion, self-confidence, aggressiveness and will are all brought Into active and rapid use. EDITORS AMD THE MESSAGE. People Will Wonder. Indianapolis News (lnd. rep.). The people of the United States will wonder how far they are expected to go In conforming their policy to the wishes of Japan In order to escape "the gravest con sequences." Characteristic. St. Paul Pioneer-Press (rep.). That there Is in all parts of the message a little too much of the accent of the men tor and natural morals will attract no at tention. The document would not be Roose velt's If the Inclination to Instruct did not crop out. A Large Job for Congress. Kansas City Journal (rep.). Altogether t,C president's message la pretty certain "fG causa stirring times In congress this winter, and sporadic excite ments throughout the country from Massa chusetts to the Golden Oate, even If It does not alter maps and make history. An Interesting Document. . Washington Post (lnd.). Taken as a whole, the message Is a most Interesting document. It may not lead to much legislation at this brief session of congress, but It sets forth admirably, from the president's point of view, "tbe state of the union." Purely Academic. St. Louis Republic (dem.). The presidents views on marriage and divorce are Interesting, but, for the present, at least, purely academic. The country will change much before the atatea surrender their control over marriage and divorce. Leaders Getting Together. New York World (dem.). Comparing Mr. Bryan's Madison Square Garden speech with Mr. Roosevelt's mes sage to congress tha reader Is forced to the conclusion tliat If Mr. Roosevelt would advocate tariff revision and Mr. Bryan would Mop advocating government owner ship of railroads they would be substan tially In acoord. Reflect AwMIt, Chicago Inter-Ocean (rep.). Those pel sons who are eager to change tha attitude of tbe Californlans toward th coeducation of the races in their public schools would do well to reflect on th bearings of the old saw which admits the possibility of leading the horse to water, but points out the difficulties of making th horse drink. Correction and Apology. New York Sun (rep.). It la proper to say that tha Sun has ventured to correct the eccentricities, not to say enormities, of spelling which ap pear In surprising variety In the official version erf the message. Ws have taken this liberty of emendation, not In any controversial spirit, but simply because wu believed It important that the minds of our readers should not be distracted by the sense of humor from serious consldei alion of the momentous matters hre dis cussed by President Rooaevelt. We are sure that the time will come when Mr. Hoosevelt wll thank, us for our arbitrary and unconstitutional suppression of those superficial features of his message which are calculate! to Impair lis Ukefulntrsa by provoking levity. OTHER LANDS T1IA Ot'RS. Separation of church and state In France proceeds without outward sign of th An ticipated civil conflict. Th second stage 6f tha law, requiring tha formation of associations of church members to take control of church property, becomes effec tive December 11. After that date the separation law rrovldes that the property may be turned over to respective com munes and reserved for the use of the respective congregations for ona year from that date. Therefore confiscation by the siate cannot occur for a year. Meanwhile there Is reason to believe a method will be found by which church property can be taken over by legal and canonical associa tions. Recent speeches by Premier Clem enceau and M. Prland. minister of public worship. Indicate a more conciliatory atti tude than that assumed by the Combes ministry. The premier declared. "We will not close a single church." Mr. Brland enlarged on the premier's clear cut declara tion by saying that the government would leave the churches open to those Catholic laymen and clergy who, following the ex ample of the archdiocese of Bordeaux, should determine to maintain public wor ship on the basis of the law of 18S1. Con siderable property, producing an estimated revenue of 14,000,000 francs, consisting chiefly of government bonds and lands, forming pious foundations for masses, Is liable to sequestration on December 11. M. Brland explained that this property will not be turned over to the communes, as the radicals and socialists demand. It Is to be reserved for future disposition. Its ultimate possession depending on com pliance with the law. While the Catholic church Is the principal religious body af fected by the separation law. the effect on non-Catholic bodies Is equally serious. There are approximately 6T0,000 Protestant church members In France, possessing 1,000 churches, and served by 700 pastors, with other auxiliary helpers. Not only are the Protestants deprived of state aid, estimated at 4,000,000 francs annually, but their form of property control la annulled by the law, and the unity of action through central authority destroyed. The law goes farther than separation of church and state. It seeks to control how religious bodies shall possess the necessary houses of worship or property of any kind, encourages dis sension Instead of unity and fosters the spirit of a proposed auxiliary law striking out all reference to the Deity in Judicial proceedings. A remarkable forecast of Russian condi tions was written by Carl Schurx In 1900 and is printed In his "Reminiscences of a Long Life" In the Current McClurs's. Within six years of Its utterance the meager grant of constitutional government produced the revolutionary disorder fore seen by the eminent German-American, and the end is not In sight. "It is difficult to Imagine," wrote Mr. Schurs, "how the Russian empire as It now Is (1900), from Poland to, easternmost Siberia, could be kept together and governed by anything else than an autocratic centralisation of power, a constantly self-asserting and di recting central authority with a tremen dous organisation of force behind It. This rigid central despotism cannot fall to create oppressive abuses In the govern ment of the various territories and diverse populations composing the empire. When this burden of oppression becomes too galling, efforts, raw, rude, more or less inarticulate and confused, will be made In quest of relief, with a slim chance cf suc cess. Discontent with the inexorable au tocracy will spread and seise upon the su perior intelligence of the country, which will be Inspired with a restless ambition to have a share In the government. "At the moment when the autocrat yields to tha demands of that popular Intelli gence, and assents to constitutional lim itations of his power, or to anything that will give an- authoritative, official voice to the people, the real revolutionary crisis will begin. The popular discontent will not be appeased, but will be sharpened by the concession. All the social forces will then be thrown into spasmodlo commo tion; and, when those forces In their na tive wlldness break through their tradi tional restraint, the world may have to witness a spectaole of revolutionary chaos without example In history. The chaos may ultimately bring forth new , concep tions of freedom, right and Justice, new forms of organised society, new develop ments of civilisation. But what the sweep of those volcanic disturbances will be and what their final outcome is a mystery baffling the imagination a mystery that can be approached only with awe and dread." Concerning those recent bomb explosions in Rome at the Cafe Aragno and at Hi. Peter'san Italian, whose, opinion is based upon long residence in Rome and intimate acquaintance with the Inner circles of the national police, offers cn explanation, th plausibility of which seems to be confirmed by the fact that the bombs exploded neither injured person nor property, and from their very construction were obviously fabricated to produce a noise. The Informant declare that the bombs were exploded by the "centre espionage," a department of police whose duty It la to see that other police do what Is expected of them. The Italian po lice in general are poorly prepared for an emergency, and the visit of th king of Greece to Roma required their utmost vigilance. Hence, In order to promote this vigilance and at' the same time awaken popular alertness to possible contingencies, these bombs were exploded. While the Irish home rule bill Is yet In the formative stage and therefore a min isterial secret, the unionists of England are already oisjsnlxlng to defeat tha long delayed measure of legislative justice. Th Inner ring of torylsm Is awake with plans to "rouse, the country." A combination of conservatives, liberal unionists and anti home ruiurs has been launched in London for the avowed purpose of forcing an ap peal to tha country on th question, and no money will be spared to carry on th campaign with tha utmost elaboration. Speakers will be engaged In large numbers to stump the country, painting In lucid colors the horrors of home rule, and pamphlets will be published to be scat tered broadcast over tha length and breadth of the land, rehashing all th old stock arguments of the opponents of Irish autonomy. POLITICAL DRIFT. Lawyers control the Missouri senate, farmers lead In the house. His honor the mayor of Chicago has been notified to enforce all laws or b Impeached. Evidently some people think Mr. Dunne needs the exercise. Mr. Hearst says he will not run for office again unlestt there Is an lmperatlv call for him. His stock of megaphones Is unrivaled for calling purposes. This year's canvass cost th Maaeachu setts republican state committee's cam paign chest JS2.745. Tho New York repub lican stute committee spent 2.M; Wil liam R. Hearst spent, in round figures, $0,000. and most of the New York polltl clans on both aides ar snickering over the workings of th corrupt practices law. "For fifty years." plaintively remarked Senator Depew to an Interviewer. "I had nothing but flattery and praise from tha press. I entered politics as soon as I left college as a slump speaker In th cam paign of ISM. All th fifty-year period of my activity in politics that followed called 7 tsb a 1.1 rl T -W Wm mm 'Diamonds ON CREDIT 5 CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THE PROBLEM NOW-VVHY NOT GIVE A DIAMOND? IT'S A GIFT OF A LIFETIME. Would it not be wiser to invest your money in a sensible present, one in which the giver's generosity would not be forgotten, Instead of buying some trash, Just because it happens to make a show. Nothing could more appropriately suit the occasion than a Watch, a Solitaire, a Handsome Locket or some other piece of Jewelry, dainty In shape, elegant in quality and en during in value. Don't Let Lack of Cash Keep you from fulfilling this laudable desire take advan tage of MV KASY PAYMENT PLAN, which will enable you to obtain such articles at once, upon a small payment down and the balance in convenient weekly or monthly amounts and all with the utmost privacy, convenience and liberality. Articles selected now will be laid aside for Christmas. A DOLLAR OR TWO A WEEK WILL DO. open A. MANDELBEILG AiSL LVCningS Omha's Gift Stors St. out nothlpg but praise from the news papers. During the last two years I have had nothing but unlimited criticism." Gftlufha A. Grow, who has expressed ar. earnest hope thai the republic may never see a third-term president. Is the Nestor of Pennsylvania politics. He Is 83, erect and springy. He was a member of congress from 1851 to lta. the first six years as a free soil democrat, and the last six years as a republican. He was speaker of the house from to 1863. He returned to congress in U94 and remained until I'iS. He declined the mission to Russia In 1879. "Many national republicans," says the New York Bun, "are of the opinion that Vice President Fairbanks will be a stronger factor In the republican national conven tion of 1008 for first place on the ticket than some now Imagine. Mr. Fairbanks, it was remarked, has behind him the most perfect republican state machine In the country, that of Indiana. The Indiana folks, next to the Ohio folks, hav been considered the most adroit politicians In the country. It la a homely saying that an Indiana republican or an Indiana democrat Is a politician from tho moment he begins to grin at his little pink toes in the cradle." Captain Wllllum H. Jacques, formerly of Philadelphia, conducted one of . the most unique political campaigns ever waged In New Hampshire In the recent election, being a candidate for the senate. He gave free Illustrated lectures, with music and dancing, the program being changed at certain places In the district to a smoke talk, the literary program being the same and the men enjoyed the lecture as they smoked the -candidate's cigars. At some of the rallies refreshments of oyster stews and other eatables were furnished, and the evenings generally were of rare good fel lowship. His district, however, went against him by about 800 votes. GENIAL MIRTH. "I dislike him because he's always trying to be funny." "Well, you must admit that ha has a rare wit" "There's where I disagree with you. I think it's overdone. Philadelphia Press. "Yes, our candidate is a self-made man, and there Is something unusually remark able in his running for office." "What la that?" "He started In life as a messenger boy." Baltimore American. "Will your highness have tha rich white man's son cookrd or served au naturel?" asked the cannibal king's chef. "Cook him thoroughly," replied his ma jesty. "Raw heir Is very bad for me." Cleveland Plealn Dealer. "If anybody offers that French count work, he Is Immediately challenged to a duel." "Certainly," answered the man from Paris. "That shows his valor. He would rather fight than work." Indianapolis News. "What Is your occupation?" asked the Justice. "I'm a packer, your honor." reluctantly answered the prisoner, who had been ar rested for fighting. "A packer? Hogs?" "Some of 'em are hogs, your honor. I'm a street car conductor." Chicago Tribune. Mrs. Browne Those new neighbors of yours are pretty lively. I never met people who Indulged so much In repartee, Mr. Malaprop There ain't any harm In -.. C A. MOSPE CO. 1513 Douglas Street THE $5 PER MONTH PIANO REDUCED FROM $200 and LESS mm m k 'W - - - I WI ' 1 ' : ST "a i mm - that. I'm fond o" tea myself, only I prefer Uolung. Philadelphia Ledger, "Kducatlon helps a man to make his way in the world." "Yea," answered the man who always sneers; "'.here is no doubt that a little f.mt oall experience helps out on a crowdo' street car." Washington Star. TO CO(iHESS. W. J. Lampton In New York World. Hall, body grand, Within whose hand The safety of the Nation Is! You've met once more To r .issure The people that you know your bis, And they know it because They see it in your laws. By gosh! You never Joah The People, do you? Nit They're It. You are their servants, Their vassals, their slaves. First at their cradles And last at their graves. Bay, Ain't you the hay, The oats and the corn, The mule and the cotter The hoof and the horn? Well, we guess Yes. And Labor's friend Without end? Hooray For this happy day! Oh, you are great To legislate. And tho' sometimes the laws you make Don't do much good. By heck they would If Capital had less at stake. What? Shut up on that rot? All right, all right, We re tight On that. Now, glory be to Congress, To Bolona low and high, Who never touch a crumb of bread When they can live on pie! Bay, pards, Here's our regards; You ain't on the blink, We don't think. 3 Eleventh Hour Shopping J HE conven- ience 01 finding what ever you want in wearables from Underwear to Overcoats ready on the instant and in such a variety as to styles and prices as to meet every requirement that is one of thj advantages reserved for those who deal here. ' ?7BroWninc- I1rp--(5 r R. 5. wilcox. nrr. Now is the Time to Select Your Ciirlsfmes Piano A Good Piano a Delight In the Home j Nothing money can buy will give so much pleas ure In the home as the possession of a piano It will make many an otherwise mirthless evening: merry, bring diversion to the mother, rest for the father and afford endless entertainment for the family. Ask those who have a piano and they will tell you the same thing. You can take time to con sider the matter if you want to, but remember each day your home Is without music it means that much culture and happloebs lost. New I prints, from $145 to $075 New Grand Pianos $500 to $1,1-10 New Angclus flayers $230 New Angel us Pianos $650 to $1,000 $10 rash will send a ood piano tioim-, $0, $8, $10 a mouth will pay fur it. 1 A