TIIE OMAIIA SUNDAY SEE: NOVEMBER 11, 1906.
Curious Capers of Dan Cupid
M
Woa sy a Novel Proposal.
,183 MTRA BUTLER of Warwick.
R. I., had five sultirs, and
couldn't say which on of the five
found moot favor In her eryes.
At the suggestion of the swains
she agreed to accept the one making; the
most original and novel proposal. Charles
Vernon Kearns was tho winner, anl tlli
is the way he proposed: Krnrns cnllrd one
morning end suggested to Miss Rutlsr tl at
they ride over to Buttonwood, where hi
little yacht woe lying, and gall down to
Chlppanogsett Island for a picnic lunch.
She accepted and ehortly after noon the
little yacht went dmclog wet ward over
the shining- waters of the bey. Mies But
ler has alnce confessed to one of her most
Intimate friends that It was the happiest
afternoon of the five weeks' teat and that
she hoped Kearns would win.
K earns was quiet and his face waa firm.
He smiled, but his smlls was that of a
man determined to win.
He spoke not a word of love, but they
talked of the beauty of the day and Miss
Butler sang- softly and they flew along
before the light, steady breeze.
Two miles off Chlppanogsett Reams
acted suddenly. He had for two minutes
been lartilng the. tiller and his sheet and
suddenly, without a word, he stepped over
to where Mlsa Butler was sitting as If to
sit beside her. The girl's heart gave a lit
tle Jump, probably, for the felt that the
proposal was about to be made. Krama
topped suddenly, placed his arms around
her and, lifting her lightly, threw her over
board. The girl, although an expert swimmer,
was so astonished she almost sank, but
rising to lh surface she began paddling
and saw the yacht fifty feet off, coming
around, with Kearns at tho tiller. He
looked anxiously toward her an1, seeing
her swimming, he called out: "Miss But
ler. I love you. Will you be my wife?"
There was no response and Miss Butler
continued to swim, although her wet gar
ments hampered her movements. Kearns
brought the yacht up closer and repeated
his question.
"I won't," snapped Miss Butler, now
thoroughly angry and Indignant. Kearns
calmly rat down and filled his pipe. Two
minutes later he called: "Will you?"
Mian Butler was tiring and she sputtered
something. Kearns vows she said "yes"
and Miss Butler Is noncommittal. At any
rate, he rescued her. She Insisted on be
ing taken home and In spite of all Kearns"
efforts to make It up aha sat silent until
they landed.
During the trip by rail not a word was
spoken. And slnoe then, although Kearns
has been constant In writing and In call
ing, Miss Butler has kept up her silence,
but, according to her friends, she Is pre
paring her trousseau.
Met. Loved, Jnlled, Wed.
recorded In this country. Tt Is claimed the
marriage mlffht have taken placo within an
hour following the mooting of. the. couple
had It been possible to get the lliense at
the time. ,
Annie Moaler, a German Ctrl, Is tiie brldo,
and Rudolph Weltihofur, a tfi.-M'tjr oung
merchant of Braddock, It 'h iTldKroom.
When asked about her marrlagn. the bride
said she did not Inquire particularly as to
whether she loveC VYinhofer, but added
that she liked hli looks and that no person
else had ever asked her beforo to aiar-jr
him. "
Th girl had keen In this country three
months. Bhe wfi.it to work In the home of
Max Schleslnger, (d0 Braddock avenue,
Braddock, a few days ago, taking the placs
FORTUNES FOR ALL
. WHO INVEST NOW
SAVES $9,711,655 A YEAR
L'nusual Opportunity Now Offered the
Man of Small Mean to Become
Independently Rich.
Every great electrical invention has made
fortunes for Its original stockholders. The
American Hell Telephone Compenv hns
paid 200.000.0 for each $100.00 In
vested In Its stock at lis organiza
tion. Solicitors went from door to
door In several cities begging people to
buy the stock, but many laughed at the
Idea of there ever being a need for the
telephone. It was hard to make Investors
see the possibilities of the liusinexa. Those
who did are aanong the world's richest peo
ple. Such chances are not often offered the
small Investor. The first such opportunity
In a great many years, that gives every
promise of duplicating the teiKpbuno in
profits and universal demand la the elec
tric Bignagraph and Semaphore.
Borne of the best-known railroad experts
In America declare these Instruments will
prevent railroad collisions, of which there
Is an average of 600 a month in the United,
fttatea. With these Instrument ' 'r'n
dispatcher has constant control over every
train on his alvimun. The Hignutr.., n a. ho
gives privacy to party telephones and per
mits the sending of private telegrams to
any one1 of KM) or more telegraph office
without the knowledge of other operators
and without In any wsy Interfering with
the regtttnr telegrnrh circuit.
&AILXOAD APPROVES STBTE&L
No extra wires are required. The cost
Is so small and the advantages are so
great that it la predicted by some of the
best experts In America that all railroads
will adopt the system. One Ciena graph is
required for . encn telephone. There are
over lS.WO.Ooo telephones In use and at a
monthly rental of cents each the
amount offered , Instruments will
earn IW0.00O a year.
There ars SflO.OuO miles of railroad In
the United States, and less than 10 per
cent la equipped with a signal servlc be
cause of the inefficient systems heretofore
used and their great cost If only one
twentieth of this mileage were equipped
with the fllgrtagraph and Semaphore the
stockholders would earn 1600,000 a year
86 per cent on the present selling prleo of
the stock In addition to the revenue from
the telephone comnnnv
60,000 II VIS 1.0 ST.
More than l.w.'X were lot last year
tn property destroyed In railroad collis
ions and CO. 000 persons Were killed rr
Injured The amount would cover the en
tire cost of the Slgnagjsjnh and Pema-
fhore aystem over every mile of rallri a'l
n the Vnlted ftste for two veers and
make the horrors of railroad collisions un
known. Kxperts admit the necessity for these
instruments. President Roosevelt has re
ferred to the necessity for saie'y devices
in two of his messages and IT5.C00 wis
appropriated by Congress to be used in
imforr'ng the ssfety-HnManoe law. For
ty railroads have been ladlcted by the
I nlted btates Attorney-General for viola
tions of the law, and far-sighted Investors
are putting their money into the company.
Every statement inarftn herein will be
verified to the letter. A limited amount
of the capital stock Is now for sale. No
One win be asked to Invest a cent until
he has thoroughly satisfied himself of the
merits of the proposition All who tan
are urged to come and see these 1-is'ru-mente
In operation. Those wha cannot
and want to know the fu'l detntls if he
company, its organisation, . Its patents,
and what experts ty of it should urne at
ence for full artleulara.
Stock is now rauldlv alltnr nt 4fi cents
.a share, par value 1100, fHlv pall 'n
nonassessable. The price will be advanced
to 60 rents a share as soon ss the prev
ent block of 60OO shares Is disposed f
The rivht Is reserved to advance the pric
without notice. Thoae who rsre to laUe
thin stork before the price advance may
rend their remittance with the cVs'lrrt
understanding that the entire remittance
will be returned at anv time wbhin t"n
days of date or the order If they are not
thoroughly satisfied with the prnpos'tlo-i.
In order to insure securlns stock a' lh
present price remittance should be sent at
once. Payments are accepted In cash or
tnnteHment rf one-fourth down e4 o-r-friir
triQri'tv i'pP n'd er No ul
vcrtptlon ot less than 100 shares ill h
accented. A discount of I pel cent will
x allowed on all subscriptions sccompanl'd
fcy remittance in foil.
Address all Innuli-tee to or cll la per
son or National M'Ttpag and Bond r"rm
paoy. C3t C First Kaiiunal Bank Hulldin-.
of a girl who had been married four weeks
previous.
One evening a mutual woman friend took
Welnhofer to the house and Introduced the
two. The couplo decided promptly to gi t
married. Blissfully unconscious of every
thing but themselves, they strolled the
streets far Into the night and Wf-re taken
to the pollc station toward morning as
suspicious pen-sons. They explnlned to Bur
gess J. B. Little that they were jfolng to
wed, and he turned them loose. The girl
wont to the Schleslnger home nnd donnrd
her beet garments and started for Pitts
burg with WeJohofer.
Introduced In the evening at 8 o'clock, en
gaged within an hour and married the
next morning Braddock. Ta., ofTer this
as one of the speediest romances ever
End of a Matrimonial Trnat.
Rlx college chums at Harvard ten years
sgo formed themsolves Into a matrimonial
trust, agreeing with one nnothor that as
each man married he would deposit with
the president of the club 100. The last man
to fall a victim to Cupid's dart was to re
ceive the total contributed by the other five,
with the Interest accumulated. Recently
the announcement was made that the prise
would go to Nelson O. Metcalf, whose en
gagement became known a few weeks ngo.
He will receive mors than WW ns a wed ling
gift. Roger T'pton was the first of the six
to be married. Tie was graduated In 1WR,
and was married the next year. Roland
Hopkins, son of President Hopkins of the
Boston Ice company, and a member i f the
class of 189A, was the second man to forsake
the ranks of the bachelors. He was married
In 1901. Then came Charles E. Whiting, the
third victim of the matrimonial lattery. He
was a member of the class of 1897, and waa
married In 190S. Ben E. Burns, then a
special student at Harvard, was president
of the club. He waa 'bs fourth. Roy 8.
Goodrich, graduate of the academic depart
ment In 1S98 and of the law school in 1901,
waa the fifth to take a wife. He Is now
living In Phoenix, Arts.
Prises for Cupid's Victims.
During the last year Charleston, 111., has
gained considerable reputation as 4 Gretna
Green, tho couples going there to wed
from neighboring towns, and especially
from Indiana, numbering several hun
dred. The fame of the town In this respect
began two years ago, when the Rev. C.
C. Dlgby was mayor. If the bride wished
the service prescribed by the Methodist
church he gave It with due solemnity, or
If the bridegroom preferred th strictly
legal form laid down by tho statutos, he
gave that In a brief, concise manner.
Since Mayor Dlgby went out of office
there has been a brisk rivalry between
the ministers of ths town anC the Jus
tices of the peace. The culmination of
this friendly strife was reached when the
fivjr Justices published a card offering
to perform all marriajje ceremonies free
of charge until further notice.
The county clerk has offered to rebate
one-halt of the marriage license fee, the
opera house manager will fQrnish free
tickets to newly married persons, and it
only remains for some enterprising hotel
keeper to advertise free board and lodging
for a day to make Charleston the most
popular matrimonial city on the map.
Tracing; a, Louse-Lost Lover.
So wrapped In her lovs for a young lieu
tenant that she refused year after year
to believe he had killed himself, despite
seeming strong proofs of suicide, after
her father's displeasure had driven her
sweetheart away, the daughter of a
wealthy German-American or New xora
pity carried her fidelity to the point wners
Bhe refused to become ths wife of a rich
suiter. That constancy In the face of
family influencea had Its reward when the
girl, now In Paris, read the news that she
had divined aright that the man she
loved was living.
He Is Lieutenant Albrecht Becker,
brother of Baroness von Kaakel of
Munich, and formerly one of the mojt
popular young army officers in Dresden.
He is working as timekeeper on the
Florida, keys extension of the East Coaat
railway.
The news was brought to New York City
by Georgs Schneider, an engineer em
ployed on that railroad enterprise. ' He
communicated the good tidings to Adolph
Kaufman of the Kaufman Manufacturing
company, Manhattan, who, as the repre
sentative of Baron and Baroness yon
Kaskel In this country, has bean prosecut
ing an unremitting and tlrelssS search for
the missing man.
Lieutenant Becker, . disappeared from
New York City five or six years ago. Even
though circumstantial stories had come
from Chicago that the lieutenant had
committed suicide there, his family, like
the loving girl, never hod abandoned hope.
l Is intimated, that if Becker should re
turn to Europe there might -be a Wedding,
and the bride would be the daughter' of
the prominent man, whoae dislike bad
so much to do with constraining the lieu
tenant to disappear.
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Several Short Stories With Sharp Points
Is Bride Kiaht tlmmm.
Benjamin bolin, a (arm hand of Calwood,
and Fanais James of the same vicinity
were married at Fulton. Mo., recently.
This Is the bride's eighth marriage. Her
Hrst matrimonial venture was with Moses
Bhafer of Calwood. to whom aha waa mar
ried and divorced. "Mike" Smith her
second and third husband; she was twice
married and twice divorced from him.
Frederick A lth a user was her fourth hus
band. Bhe was divorced from him. Her
fifth and sixth husband was Mr. Barrie
of Uoona county, to whom she was twice
married and divorced. Her seventh, hus
bund was Culvln James, the defendant in
the latest divorce. '
Bhe Is a woman about 40 years old and
has four children by her seven unions.
Her maiden name was Fannie Tarnev.
A Miscarried Remaate.
The text of a unique little romance has
just been revealed by the discovery of a
dead carrier- pigeon by a prospector In
the Hig Pasture in Oklahoma. To the
pigeon's neck was attached a locket About
the site of a silver dollar, and Inside the
locket were two pictures, a little note and
slips of paper containing names presumed
to be those of whom the pictures wfre
made. The name and addreaa beneath the
picture of ths girl Is Qrace Dolly!, 1667
Clark street, Chicago, while the nam be
neath the picture of the young man la
Clarence T'eckman. The note reads as
follows;
"Dear Clarence: This note may never
reach you, who are so fsr away In ths
south, but you have neglected me so Ion
I am heartbroken, and (ear that my davs
on earth are tew. Qod knows, Clarence,
I love you, and all during these long,
dreary weeks since you went away I have
wondered why you never wrote. If by sry
means this note should reach you I hope
that It will remind you of the little cirl
whom you professed to love and whose
life you have blighted."
The pigeon must have flown from Chl
cngo bearing the note, and the Indications
are that the heartbroken girl dispatched
the bird to the southland In search of 'he
boy who deserted her. Bhe Is a falr-halrod
maiden of about 17, with big, expressive
eyes that look to be blue. The character
cf the picture indicates that the girl be
longs to a good and respectable family of
Chicago. The young man appears to be
about S years old. The face Is that of a
student or an actor. The pigeon was killed
by a hawk,'
Th Prick of Conscience.
Ot'BIBLiT Mr. Roosevelt and some
of his friends can discover the
moral of tho following anecdote
fJJ whlcn R'- R- w- Alexander tens.
suggests ine l arDoro ooumerner.
An old colored man stole a pig and after
getting home with the animal knelt to
pray before retiring. His wife heard him
praying to the Lord to forgive him for
stealing the pig. Bhe went to sleep, with
Uncle Eph still praying. LiUer in tho
night she woke up and saw her husband
still kneeling In prayer. . At daybreak his
supplications had not ceased.
"Eph, why don't you come to bed?" askod
bis wife.
"Let me 'lone, 'Rlah; de mo' I tries to
'spluin to de Lord how I come to steal dat
pig de wusser I gits mixed."
Searches for Collar to Fit,
Among- the prominent men of New Eng
land there was none, perhaps, who wore a
larger collar than Tom Reed. One hot
day in the summer of 1901 Reed was In
Portsmouth, and, having to wait over for
a train, he decided to make an Impromptu
toilet, changing his collar, etc So ho hied
himself to the nearest harberda.her's, and
began a general survey of the collar display
In the store.
"Waited on, sir?" queried one of the
clerks.
"Not yet," responded Reed, and
added, "'I would like a collar."
"What ulzeT' piped the clerk.
"Bite twenty," answered Reed.
"We don't keep collars so large.
think you may be accommodated
stores above."
Reed went and found the third
kind Of glue. After drying, the metallic
layer adheres to the paper so strongly that
It remalhs upon the latter when It la pulled
off the metal plate. A variation of the
process consists In ornamenting the foun
dation plate with any kind of designs or
letters, and these are reproduced on the
metallic deposit. The solutions which are
recommended In the above process are as
follows: For sliver paper a bath Is made
of cyanide of silver, 210 parts, cyanide
of potassium 13 parts, water 980 parts. For
gold paper, cyanide of gold four parts,
cyanide of potasvlum nine parts, water 900
parts. For copper, sulphate of copper
eighteen parts, sulphuric acid six parts,
water forty parts.
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Cisco Chronicle.
store
harness shop. Ban "Fran-
As a. iJiat Extreme.
Once a number of legal lights In Wash
ington were gathered In the smoking room
of a lawyers' club, when the talk turned
to a discussion of the veracity of lawyers.
"The average man," remarked one d s
ciple of Blackstone, "seems only too ready
to assume we are all liars a very unjust
position. It seems to me. Do we not some
times tell the truth?" he asked of his
neighbor, a well known criminal lawyer.
"Certainly,"' promptly responded the lat
ter. "We will do anything sometimes to
win a case." New York Times.
Pee and Foe.
In a suit recently tried In a Virginia
town a young lawyer of limited experience
waa addressing the jury on a point of Uw,
when, good-naturedly, he turned to oppos
ing counsel, a man of much more experi
ence than himself, and asked:
"That's right, I believe. Colonel Hop
kins?" , Whereupon, Hopkins, with a smile of
conscious superiority, replied:
"Blr, I have in office In Richmond
wherein I shall be delighted to enlighten
you oo any point of law for a considera
tion." I
The youthful attorney, not in the leatt
abashed, took from his pocket a half-dollar
piece, which he offered Colonel Hopkins
with this remark:
"No time like the present. Take this, sir.
tell us what you know, and give me the
change." Harper's Weekly.
Klcctrte Plattttsr on Paper.
A new electric procevs for covering pa
per with a metallic surface la given by
Paper and Pulp. It consists in placing
Uie bath In a porcelain tank In which
are Immersed two metal plates. One of
the pistes Is formed of the metal which
Is used to cove the paper. A rather
weak current la tired tor the bath. A
thin layer of metal Is deposited on the
second plats ss is tumal In the galvano
pUatlc proo4aa. When the deposit hat
reached a thickness of 1-260 Inch, the
plute Is placed against a sheet of paper
wblcb Im prevluualy cualad with the pruer
A Life-saver nt 12.
Johnny Burns, the 12-year-old son of
John W. P. Burns, an employe of the
American Print Works at Fall River,
Mass., Is one of a number of boys who like
the Idea of abolishing grade crossings at
Fall River. Their interest In the ' subject
of grade crossings centers In the rafts on
Crab pond that are used by the workmen,
these rafts being pre-empted by the small
boys and made use of when the men are
not around the place.
One day In August six boys got on a raft.
Two of them, thinking, no doubt, to play
a practical Joke, Jumped ashore, untied the
rope and shoved the raft out Into the pond.
Practical Joking Is quite often only an
other name for thoughtlessness, and some
times very cruel actions, and these two
boys were having some "fun" at the ex
pense of their four helpless companions,
or rather victims, who didn't know whst to
do. "Let's dive over and swim for It,"
said Johnny Burns; and the others said,
"It's a go." Bo Johnny and another boy
swam ashore. That left two on the raft,
and one of them "dived In," but he could
not swim a stroke. "Help! I can't swim!"
he shouted when he came up. Johnny
Burns plunged In, grabbed him, kept his
head above water and got him ashore.
The one left alone on the raft could not
swim, and they all knew It. He waa ter
ribly snared, and Johnny expected to see
him tumble Into the water. One of the
boys handed Johnny a rope, one end of
which he took In his teech, and In he went
again. Bwfmmlng straight to the raft, he
tied one end of the rope to a nail In the
raft, and taking the other end In his teeth
he struck out for the wall with It. Then
he pulled the raft to shore, the boy made
a Jumn and landed all right.
About three weeks previous to this ad
venture a little boy named Lorner oap
sised from one of the rafts and was
brought safely to shore by Johnny Burns
and another boy of about his age named
John McGulre.
Ths Bright Boy.
In a school room the flrnt primary grade
was listening to the teacher reading a de
scription of Columbus' first voyage to
America. The history was written In words
of one syllable.
The teacher reads: "Queen Isabella sold
her gems to help Columbus."
"Now, children," she said, "who can tell
me what gems are?"
Instantly, Robert sprang to his feet, his
hands waving frantically and his eyes
flashing.
"Well, Robert. V she said.
"Biscuits!" yelled Robert. Boston Herald.
Looking; for His Ear.
An English naval officer tells this story
of a servant named Andrews: "We were
practicing with a pistol In my brother's
quarters and Andrews was In a small
dressing room adjoining, when a ball went
through the door and clipped off part of an
ear. Most men would have made some re
mark. He did not, and we knew nothing
about It until by chance, looking Into the
room, we saw him groping about under the
table for something he had lost. 'What
are you looking for, Andrews? said my
brother. He drew up, stood at attention
and replied In an apologetlo tone, as If
deprecating his master's wrath: 'I was
only a-looklng for a bit of my ear as coma
off when you fired that shot through the
door, sir.' "
What Text?
Bishop Btrachan of Toronto once received
two church wardens who complained that
their clergyman wearied the congregation
by repeating a sermon. He had preached It
twelve times. The bishop asked for the
text. Neither of the church wardens could
remember. "Oo back," said the bishop,
stearnly, "and ask your clergyman to
preach the sermon once mure, and then
come back and tell me the text."
;etlnir Uiini to Troth.
Rarely has a double meaning turned with
more deadly effect upon an innocent per
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