Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, November 11, 1906, EDITORIAL SECTION, Page 4, Image 16
THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: NOVEMBER 11, 100a Tim Omaiia Sunday Brj FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSKWATER. VICTOR ROBE WATER, EDITOR. Entered nt Omaht poatofrice si second class matter TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally Fee (without Sunday), one year. .$4 .W Daily Uea and Hunilaj', on year 0 buiiilny lit, one year 60 Saturday Hee.. one year DEUVKRED BT CARRIER. Dally He (Including Sunday), F' wee.. loo lHlly Bee (without Sunrtavi, per week..liM 1- venlng Bert (without Sunday), per week 6o Evening Dee (with 8uncln , per week..l'c Address complaints of irregularities in de livery to City Circulating Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee building. Pnnth Omaha City Hal! building. Council Rluffs 10 Pearl street. Chloago1640 Unity building. New Vork-lPnS Home Lire In, building. Washington 601 Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha, Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing rompany. Only J-cent stamps received aa payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Btate of Nebraska, Douglas County, as: Charles ('. Rosewater, general manager of The Bee Publishing conipiinv, being duly sworn, nays that the actual number of full and complete cnples of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Be printed during the iiiumn oi uvtooer, woo, was as iouuw 1 30,680 17 30.830 IS 30,930 If 31,390 1 30,800 1 30,800 30,730 1 30,760 31.760 T 30,300 30,670 30,690 10 30,730 11 30,990 IX 30,790 It. 31.080 14.. 30,200 1 81,480 tO 31,030 Jl 31,900 30,850 ft 30,8'iO 14 30,830 15 31,970 it 31,410 17 81,740 tl 30,670 tt 81,900 SO 31,110 tl 31,110 It... 33,000 Total 961,330 Less unsold copies., 11,033 Net total sales 960,397 Dally average 30,838 C. C. ROSEWATER. Oener.tl Manager. Subscribed In my presence nnd sworn to before me this 1st day of November, 1XJ. (Seal.) M. B. HUNOATE, Notary Public. WI1E1 OCT OF TO WW. Subscribers leaving? the elty tem porarily should have The Be mailed to than. Address will he changed as oftea as reaeated. Whirlwind campaigns in Nebraska seem to raise nothing but dust. Anxious Inquirer Is informed that Governor Mickey's term of ofllce ex pires the first Thursday In January next Young medics at Iowa university injured In a class rush are doubtless the first of their kind to prepare "clinics" for their own uso. If Russian revolutionists capture a few more government rifles and ma chine guns the czar may be forced to depend on dynamite for his power. I President Hoosevelt and Secretary Taft are both away from Washington at the same time, but there Is no immi nent danger of the lid blowing off in their absence. Proof that a former police spy con verted to revolution was responsible for the Blalystok massacre raises grave doubt as to the genuineness of his conversion. In attributing to the president a. feel ing of distress over the result in New York. Colonel Bryan more likely only reflects his own feelings over the re sult In Nebraska. Reports from Fort Reno indicate that the president should have ordered the contumacious troopers, dishonor ably discharged in a body, to be dis persed as well as disbanded. The new foot ball rules may not do all that tt claimed for them, but the average reader opens his Sunday morning paper with lest apprehension than he did this time last year. Perhaps Colonel Bryan wat wise after all in refusing to come to the de fense of the chairman of the Nebraska statfe democratic committee, even though he la his brother-in-law. Fortunately or unfortunately, vte will have to wait a whole year to find out how much "standing by Roose velt" the democrats do, who succeeded in being elected to congress on that promise. . Waiving for a moment the question of the exact language used by General Grant to President Johnson, all will admit it had the desired effect and that the circumstances scarcely called for moderation. Reports from trade centers show that the chief drag on business is the difficulty of securing enough men for the work in hand. While this la un pleasant. It is far better than not hav ing enough work for the men. The Indictment of contractors for furnishing defective supplies to the government Is a step in the right di rection, but, luckily for some people, the statute of limitations has expired on the matter of horses and beef sold to Indians. In the light of the Long Beach ac cident California would be Justified In passing a law requiring architects and contractors to be "on the work" at all times. Anxiety for their own safety might overcome the Inclination to "tctmp" their work. i The insurance commissioner of Kentucky who beat an Injunction by completing tbe act at Issue before pa pers were served upon him Is ahead of the court for a moment, but the Judicial department, "having the last guess," may be dopeadod upon to win la the end. , THIS OJVtr 0(J0D RAILROAD. To protect its title as "the only good railroad" in Nebraska, the Chi cago & Northwestern has Issued a bul letin intended to exculpate it from classification with the other tax-shirking railroads. The occasion Is ap parently the recent Intimation that its failure to Join the Burlington and Union Pacific in fighting off their taxes was due to no difference in position on the part of the law officers of the Northwestern, but chiefly to the fact that the taxes, which it might have disputed, would in few counties exceed the $2,000 limit required to give fed eral Jurisdiction and thus leave too small a stake to fight for. For unrestrained effrontery this bul letin is quite on a par with some of the famous misstatements which the combined Nebraska roads published broadcast a few years ago to convince the people that the railroads were ac tually paying more taxes then than they ought In Justice to pay. The ex hibit consists of four rows of figures purporting to represent (1) the taxes actually paid by the Northwestern In thirty-two Nebraska counties which that road traverses; (t) what the company first offered to pay; (8) the amount it had attempted to scale down, and finally (4), the old tax paid before the new revenue law went into effect. In point of fact the Northwest ern road never made any offer what ever to compromise its taxes, although It protested before the State board against any Increased assessment, and what is given as Its first offer is, doubt less, what Its taxes would have been had the board accepted the assessment that road professed to be willing to make for Itself. According to reliable Information representatives of the Northwestern in conference with representatives of the Burlington and Union Pacific, agreed upon the injunction plan of action to beat off the taxes, but before the issue came to be made the Northwestern re ceded and paid the full amount as sessed against Its property to the sev eral county "treasurers. The other roads mado tenders deducting approx imately an average of 25 per cent, and this difference of 25 per cent, bat fur nished the basis of the litigation In court. Taking the Northwestern's own showing of taxes paid and figur ing on the same percentage, only ten of the thirty-two counties appear where more than $2,000 would have been at Issue and, figuring at 20 per cent, only six where the amount of $2,000 would have been exceeded. The dead give-away of the North western's defense bulletin Is In the column showing the taxes It paid the year before the new revenue law be came operative. The total here is $181,992.46, whereas the footing in Its column headed "First Offer" is only $155,460.65. In other words, "the only good railroad" In Nebraska wanted the State board to fix its as sessment under the new law so that It should pay $26,000 less taxes than It had paid under the old law, and now wants, the people to award It a hero medal because It did not go Into court to enforce this preposterous demand. The railroad that would have the audacity to ask the State board actu ally to. reduce its notoriously too low taxes would not hesitate to appeal to the courts to protect it In Its tax shirking if there were any possibility of making that appeal effective. TRK ORJLXT DICTATORSHIP TARN It was natural that the So ciety of the Army of the Ten nessee should officially express Its con demnation of the story that not long after the assassination of Abraham Lincoln General Grant contemplated assumption of a military dictatorship and threatened President Johnson if he violated the parole accepted by Grant from General Leo and other conspicuous confederate officers at the Appomattox surrender. But at a matter of fact the story is so absurd in Itself, bo utterly unfounded and contradicted by history, that public condemnation it really superfluous. No circumstances of the civil war are more completely known than those relating to Grant's conduct at the Bur render and afterward" regarding it, and they preclude the possibility of slightest truth in the dictatorship story. One of the explicit conditions of Lee's surrender, by which Grant acting within his authority bound the United States government, was that confederate ofBoera and soldiers were not to be molested so long as they ob served their parole. That the shallow and inconsistent Johnson did medi tate but never overtly attempted ac tion In violation of the military con vention la well known, at also that Grant, like the honest and chivalrous man and soldier that he was, upon the first suggestion thereof by John son bluntly protested against It. There Is not one scintilla of evidence that the matter was carried further, but an overwhelming mass of official and other proof that it wat dropped Jy Johnson, not from fear of a Grant dic tatorship, but for a multitude of other good and sufficient reasons. The story, Indeed, is simply one of a myriad of preposterous yarns spun out of imagination in exciting times. Of all the generals of the civil war Grant was the very last to whom the Idea of dictatorship could have been possible. There Is, Indeed, evidence that during the early stages of the war McClellan entertained the Idea, and that one time or another others inside and out side of the military service seriously considered it; but Grant never, least of all after the war had been fought out and peace was at hand. Of all military leaders he was Invariably the most scrupulous In observing the line of civil authority, going so far as to antagonist and repudiate the action of his dearest friend. General Sherman, when the latte thoughtlessly trans gressed that line on a memorable oc casion. Tbe character of Ulysses S. Grant Is too certainly fixed In history to be affected In the slightest by such a yarn, even if its entire falsity were not demonstrated as It Is by over whelming positive proof. A DOUBLE STAXVAHD rROFHET. If Colonel Bryan could repress an Ironical smile when he had completed his election statement, claiming demo cratic victory throughout the country In the teeth of the returns, his sense of the humorous Is less keen than that of hit readers. Yet It Is. after all, only the latest illustration of his faculty of seeing things as they are not, or his propensity of putting things in that light, which - has en abled him to Interpret each succes sive democratic Waterloo during a decade as the harbinger of on-coming but ever deferred triumph. Thus the colonel professes elation over the great republican majority of some sixty votes in the national house as the sign that "the democrats will probably control tbe congress to be elected In 1908," notwithstanding the rule for three-quarters of a century, with rvre exceptions, has been that the opposition party gains a majority In the congressional election midway In a presidential term, and that noth ing but excess of folly, incompetence and 111-dolng can ordinarily prevent this result. By a like process of Inverse reason ing he puts Iowa down as "a doubt ful state two years hence" because Governor Cummins, though re-elected by over 20,000 plurality, was cut by tens of thousands of republicans on purely factional grounds, though two years ago, when the democrats lost Missouri, the colonel was still able to console himself with the probabilities of some other time. But It Is to the New York reoult, naturally, that the Nebraska states man, because of the perplexities of his relations, makes the most gro tesque application of his double standard of Interpretation and parti san logic. If there has been "a sig nal democratic victory" in that state, as he claims, then on anybody's logic but his own the Hearst movement, with Hearst at the head of it. would seem to be demanded in the test two yeart hence, and Mr. Bryan singularly neglects to note the fact that Hearst came Incomparably nearer to carrying the state than he himself ever did. Yet the colonel refrainB from placing William Randolph Hearst in nomina tion for the presidency, conceding In gingerly phrase only that he "is In a position to do valiant work In secur ing ft national triumph for progressive democratic Ideas." With the government, national and Btate, thus confirmed In republican control, and with the colonel accord ing to his formal outgivings entranced as usual at such Junctures with the omens of democratic triumph "two yeart hence," we In turn would be un gracloua If we failed to congratulate hlra on the prospect of another good Chautauqua season. . LOOK1XQ IXTO HARRIMAS COMBINE- The announcement that the Inter state Commerce commission will pros ecute a thorough investigation of tbe Harrlman combination of great rail road systems follows quickly the sen sational seiture of the Illinois Cen tral. Two points vital to public inter est, the question of transcontinental competition and the question of gulf route competition, seem to be critic ally involved in the gigantic scheme suggested by Harrlman'a name. The first, even if unaccompanied by the other, involving merger under a single dominating Interest of the Union Pacific, the Southern Pacific and the Oregon Short Line, has chal lenged increasing public attention as subversive of the idea of lawful com' petition which was the basis of the su preme court decision dissolving the Hill merger of the Great Northern, the Northern Pacific and the Burling' ton systems. It It true that in some respects, as rates, Interchange of traf fic, etc., the effect of common control remains In the Hill combination even though the formal merger has been Judicially nullified. The central pur pose of the new railroad regulation law wat to subject all those questions to efficient control under public au thority, and it has been no secret that this was to be undertaken , by the In terstate Commerce commission aa to both the Hill and the Harrlman trans continental combines as soon as the subject could be reached. The commission evidently regards as more serious the development of autocratic railroad management whereby the Interior of the continent would be at the mercy of those who are interested in neutralizing the nat ural advantages of the north and south route to the gulf, especially In view of Ita Immensely enhanced com petltlve force when the Panama canal shall be completed. If the Illinois Central can be seized by the trans continental combine, no connection with the gulf can stand, and It would still dictate rates absolutely when gulf porta become practically Pacific ports. In short, the seizure. f north and south lines in the lntwest of the great monopolizing east and west combines not only threatens to destroy the great advantages which the west has al ready realized through development o gulf route competition, but also to nul Ufy so far aa the public is concerned the far greater advantages for which hundreds of millions are being poured out to build the Isthmian canal. Obviously, the concentration of the means of transportation In a few hands la confronting public authority with close approach of decisive tests of supremacy. In the light of these developments the power to fix trans portation rates has now been con ferred by law on the commission not a moment too soon. The public will not tolerate the prospect of being de prived of the inherent right to the economy of the the gulf route before or after completion of the canal by reason of Its shorter distance and lower cost of service for the purpose of enabling any road or combine of roads to maintain extortionate levies on the wealth of the country. And the action of the commission Is to be taken as a significant move on behalf of public Interest In this far-reaching controversy. 0R0W1XO GOLD STUCK. The authorities differ widely among themselves as to the degree of the Sect of Increased gold production upon business and Industry, but are In substantial agreement that in a gen eral way it is a potential stimulating nQuence. It harmonises with com mon Bense that so Immense an in crement as the $400,000,000 which now annually added to the world's stock of gold, notwithstanding a large proportion of it is diverted to the arts, will naturally expand the basis of redlt, correspondingly enhancing the temptation and opportunity for multi plying business transactions. The material advance of prices, al though on the average not so great as Is popularly fancied, Is a corroborative circumstance more than a mere coin cidence of the gold increase. The ad vance Is general and firmly main tained, without the slightest sign of falling consumption which almost in variably accompanies exceptional arti ficial price. The important point that Is empha sized in this connection Is that the limit of the world" gold production Is' as yet far from reached, and the strong probability that the annual amount, vast as It already Is, will probably continue steadily to increase, at least for an Indefinite series of years. The Inference Is that while overstrain of speculation and credit will of course bring the penalty of re action and liquidation, the growing gold stock constitutes in some meas ure a reserve to moderate the severity of the penalty and hasten the time of recovery. OVKRSTSPPIXO THE LIMIT. Something in the nature of a stu dent insurrection on a small scale has been precipitated at the University of Nebraska by the attempt of the univer sity authorities to enforce a rule dis approving and prohibiting the resi dence of men and women students in the same lodging houses. If the university maintained dormi tories for ita students it could readily and without question enforce regula tions for the separation of the sexes by refusing to admit men or women into buildings reserved for the accom modation of one class or the other. If the university authorities would go so far as to establish an Inspection of student lodging houses as to their san itary or unsanitary condition, their safety against fire, the healthfulness of the food they supply, and publish an . official list of these boarding houses, graded according to these tests, they would be doing a real serv ice, although each student would still be free to act on this Information as he saw fit. The university might even withhold official approval from men's boarding houses that admit women, or vice versa, hut to enforce such a black list by imposing penalties on the stu dents would not only be going beyond Its Jurisdiction, but would doubtless Incur legal liability for resulting dam ages. It must strike all fair-minded peo ple, however, that when the university undertakes to say where and how stu dents shall live outside of the campus and to threaten expulsion for refusal to recognize the authority to do so, it Is overstepping the limit. Our State university is supported from the pro ceeds of public taxes and an endow ment expressly consecrated to the higher education of all our youth. The university may properly fix stand ards of admission and require orderly behavior, as well as satisfactory scholarship, but beyond this to deny its facilities for education to a student because he insists on choosing his own boarding house imposes a dlscrlmina- Northwestern's The Northwestern railroad has Just Is sued a table showing that In fifteen out of the 'thirty-two counties In Nebraska through which tbe road runs the difference between the taxation aa It was finally fixed by the state and the valuation aa their officers asked that it be fixes would make the amount In dlapute more than (2,000 In case the road had carried tbe mat ter into court The table is as follows, th County Dodge Washington ... IxjugUs stadUun Boone .., Pierce .. Knox ... Anlriope Brown be ward . Fillmore Thayer . Butlor .. polk ... Hamilton Adams ... Dm master Nuckolls . Cherry ... Colfax ... Cuming .. Rock Sheridan Totals. tlon never Intended by the founders of the Institution and unwarranted by law. President James of the University of Illinois has Issued an open letter to the trustees of Andover Theological seminary, who are said to be discuss ing the advisability of re-locating that famous institution, urging them to choose a site In Immediate proximity to one of the great state universities of the Mississippi valley. Some very strong arguments are presented In support of this plea based on the mu tual advantages that would accrue, and taking the University of Illinois as the example. What can be said for the location close to the University of Illinois could, of course, be said for a similar location close to the University of Nebraska, or the university of any of the Mississippi valley states. The really potent reason Is that the center of population has been traveling stead ily away from New England and that If It is to cut its traditional ties to be In the line of progress Andover Theo logical must follow Horace Greeley's advice to "go west." The battle of the ballots seems to have bo overshadowed the scramble for proxies In the big New York Life companies that the insurance contest has failed to attract the attention It otherwise would. It Is to be noted that the officers In charge, whose ad ministrations depend upon a vote of confidence by the stockholders, are ho longer manifesting fear or trepidation. The position taken by a federal at torney In Utah that the government should not be bound by the "blunders" of Its employes should be established In law, If not already so established, as the "blunders" are too often made at the suggestion of political wire pullers having the other end of the deal. Boost for Better Thenght. St. Louis Republic. If thoughts are but the products of our food won't the enforcement of the pure food law help our thinking? A Cheerlnsr Prospect. Washing-ton Post. Thanksgiving Is Just about far enough from election day to give us all a chance to make up our minds that tt might have been worse. What Harrlman Is Doing-. Chicago Record-Herald. There are people who believe E. H. Harrl man Is now doing more than all other forces combined to advance the principle of gov ernment ownership of railroads. Comrade Problems. Chicago Record-Herald. Secretary Bonaparte wants to know how to reduce the number of rich men in this country. A large majority of us, on the other hand, would like to find out how to reduce the number of poor men who are compelled to pay grocery bills. .There Are Others. Cincinnati Enquire-. The TJtes may have cause for dissatisfac tion, but they are not the only Indians who have had the worst of It In dealing with white men. The country cannot afford, though, to have the old style of Indian warfare reopened for their sake. So Rest for the Trusts. Baltimore American. Trusts no longer enjoy a period of rest after a campaign Is over. Time was when the only attacks made upon them were In campaigns, and they were only verbal at tacks. Now the firing Is kept up all the year round and no blank cartridges are used. PERSONAL, AND OTHERWISE, The weather man Is a peach. Indian summer matches his complexion. ine ice irusi or rmiadelphla scored a dividend of 20 per cent and a bunch of In dictments. Missouri's "mysterious stranger" is off again. Good company was too much for him. His affliction Is hereditary. As soon aa the Pullman company an. nounced a surplus of $28,000,000, Texas started to force a reduction of sleeping car rates. Experts say thai running promotes health and long life. Those who ran end failed to reach the goal are welcome to the idea as a consolation prize. The trip of President Roosevelt to Panama gives executive precedents a se vere Jolt. But his pre-eminence as a precedent smasher will not be firmly es tablished until his bout with third term twenty months b."-.oe. A woman raormer In Pennsylvania shouts, "We muet clear the house of father's cigar." By any and every means, especially If the cigars are of the vintage of last Christmas. The home must and shall be preserved untainted. - The Steel trust soooped In $38,000,000 In earnings for the quarter ending September 90, and handed out the customary dividends In addition to swelling the surplus. People who scoffed at the shares of the company when on the bargain counter three years ago wouldn't dodge an automatio kicker now If It came their way. Defense Bulletin first column of figures showing the taxation oollected under the valuation fixed by the board, the second showing what It would have been under the valuation asked by the road, the third showing tbe difference, and the fourth showing the taxes paid under the old revenue law. The company. It will be remembered, paid the tax aa levied without a protest. Tax Paid. First Offer. Difference. Old Tax. ..111.210 41 1,614 S..U $ t.MT.oJ .. 6i3.a 4UM.18 l.Ve.04 i.788.26 .. .3ue.M l.eKT.? 1.H7.W Mo.es .. l.7:.Mi !!. 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Many a clever shopper that has fig ured in tho eastern cities, has come to us and bought pianos, proving our oft repeated statement, that we do save you money on Pianos. This month we are able to ofer some inoro special proposilions. There are many . GOOD THINGS IN USED STOCK Used Ilinze Pianos, $145; used Cramer Piano, $175; used Whitney Piano, $225; used Kimball Piano, $235 and ten other bargains. GREAT THINGS IN NEW PIANOS $125 buys a fine new up-to-date piano in mahogany finish. $10 will send any one of these home, $6, $7 or $8 a a month will settle them for you. Its worth a very special effort to secure one of these special bargains. It costs " nothing to make the investigation. We invite you to come at once. , AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT The Knabe, Kranich & Bach, the Kimball, the Bush Hone, the ,Cable-Nelson the best pianos, are found, "' at the' .A. HOSPE CO. 1513 DOUGLAS ST. SERMONS BOILED DOWN. He who cannot dream cannot do. Faith Is ever prophetic of facts. Pain Is the price of all deep pleasure. Joy la gold picked up In the path of help fulness. The church service that dregs will not draw men. Our borrowed trappings account for half of our trippings. Where might seems to make right It Is but making ruin. The heart that sees goea always before the hand that obtains. People of many deficiencies always talk about their difficulties. Too many think of religion as sowing wind and reaping wings. The bars that bind men most effectively are within and not without. It la not a religious use of the Imagination to have an Imaginary religion. A lie Is the acute form and hypocrisy the chronic form of the same disease. Something great has died In him whose heart cannot be fired by herolo sacrifice. It Is easy to appreciate the points of a sermon when they are sticking the other fellow. The worst thing about the sowing of wild oats Is that they take root In other people's fields. Chicago Tribune. 3ECTLAR SHOTS AT THE PIXPIT. Chicago Inter Ocean: With a Methodist minister for Its governor, Colorado will he able to prove. If It feels so inclined, that It ha always been more moral than It seemed. Washington Post: Having announced to his Bible class that God does not regard the drinking of a glass of beer as a sin, young Mr. Rockefeller might Increase the enthusiasm by Inviting the boys out to have one with htm. , Boston Transcript: Rev. Dr. S. Parkes Cadman of Brooklyn delivered a lecture In that borough the other evening In w-hlch he said: "We boast of .our culture, and Boston Is always spoken of as a city of culture, but the best thing In Boston Is the 6 o'clock train to New York." That allu lon was a Dlaa-Iarlsm. One of the , Ne braska mayors who came on to wolcomf Bryan said that the best thing about New York was the express train for Omaha Modern Society: A clergyman was rail ing against divorce. "We ourht to have the divorce law that was enforced In ancient Greece," he said. "If that old Greek clause was tacked to every separation I am per funded that divorces would fall off 60 to 7" per cent. This law was that when a man got a divorce he could not uuder aiy clr. cumstances marry another woman younger than his ex-wife. An Innocent law, a brief law tint much to look at. but how many divorce suits would be- nipped In the bud If all husbands knew that after ttw- separa tion they could not marry younger women than the wives they had cast off?" Browning, Eing & Co OIIICINATORS AND SOLE MAKERS Of IALP SIZES W CLOTimO. AinioinieeiRient! "We wish to announce that our lines of 6moklng jackets, house coats, lounging coats and bath robes for the holidays are now complete. "We would advise that you make your selection now while you can get the 6ize-and just the color that you want. For a 6mall deposit we will lay away anything you may select and deliver whenever you may wislu We extend a cordial invitation to have you look at our showing of these goods, whether you wish to purchase or not. Filteenth and Douglas Sis. (r rremawa at SXaa trt KEW DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "You're a peach!" he cried enthusias tically. "H'm! Miss Chellus seems to think so, too," replied the pretty girl. "I overheard her say I looked well preKerved." "Well, well, wouldn t that Jar ' youf" rniiaaeipnja tress. "Why," her husband asked, "don't ymt think we can afford to associate with the Ferguses? They seem to be nice people." "William! He tends to his own furnace." Chicago Record-Herald. "Oh, George, dear, papa has forgiven us for running away! He wants to see us." "Confound it, I hoped he'd never forgive us! Now he'll want to borrow some more money." Cleveland Plain Dealer. T 1T "Dld you bring your reference with youT'r "No, mum. Did your Brooklyn Life. "I always try to practice charity," said Miss Passay. "My motto Is, 'Do unto all men as you would have them do unto you.' " 1 "Gracious!" exclaimed Miss Pert, "you don't really kiss Uiem, do you?" Philadel phia Press. "I did think," said Peckham. "that after I was married I might have my own way once in a while." O!" replied Meekley, "you poor, mis guided man!" "Not me. I'm a Mrs.-gulded man.' In dianapolis News. "Parthenope, dear," whispered the host ess, "won't you please sing something?" "What for, auntie?" asked the young woman. "Why, these people are getting Impa tient for their dinner, and It won't be ready for nearly an hour yet." Bo Mis I'arthanope, like her ancient pro totype, proceeded to sing the guests' appe tites away. Chicago Tribune. "I'm afraid you don't like me very well. Johnnie." said the young man who thought' be was interesting to jonnnies sister. Johnnie ehook his head. "I ain't down on you," he replied. Tn only eorry for you cause you am t wise. If vou'd nut less money on sis an' more on me you'd stand a blame sight better chance with her. Bee? Cleveland Plain Dealer. THE MIST. Ames C. Cheney In Putnam's Monthly. O fall I fold The hill, the wold, In closely clinging, cool embraces; 1 bathe the lifted flower-faces, I spread th lawn with faery laces And show alt Nature fllmy-stoled. I form 1 float. A wralth-Uke boat. Among the mere-aide's long, lush grasses! In torn and frlngy-flutterlng masses, 1 glide down the birchen passes A gray old Lar In tattered ooat. I wlnd-J-I wreathe A lattice breathe Between its bars presage the morning Btir Beauty with a fine, faint warning Deave pearls, her mignonette adorning Then steal down vines to the beds b neath. I creep I crawl Ry lichened wall. In through a mournful iron grating. To where the Dead lie stilly waiting; As one that is blind, each graven slating I trace for the name where my teara shall fall. OMAHA NEB. i YOHIt W I