TIIE CMAITA SUNDAY BEE: OCTOBER 7, 1006. r Tim Omaha Sunday Ber JTOl'NDF.D BT EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha poe toffies as second claaa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Ially (without flun.layi, one year. .$4.00 lally Bw and Sunday, ona year.. W Sunday Bee, one year I -M Saturday lire, one year 1-60 DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Tally Bee (Including Sunday), per week.. 15c Dally Hp (without Sunday;, per week. ..100 Evening Bee (without Sunday!, per week So Evening; Bee (with Sunday), per week...lio Sunday Bee, per ropy bo Addreaa complainta of Irregularities In de livery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha Tha Bee building. t South Omaha City Hall building. Council Bluffs W Pearl street. Chicago IW t'nlty building. New York 1601 Horr.e Life Ins. building. Washington 6ul Fourteenth at reel. CORRESPONDENCE Communications relating to newi and edi torial matter should ba addressed: Omaha Bee, CditoruU Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only 2-cent stamps received as payment of mail accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Stat of Nebraska, Douglas County, as: George B. Tsschuck, treasurer of Tha Bea Publishing company, being duly sworn, ay that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Daily. Morning, Evening and Sunday Bes printed during tha month of Beptember, 1"6, was as fol lows: 1 34,430 80,360 1 31,080 4 30,690 1 30,370 30,790 T 30,480 t 30,940 30,470 10 30,8b0 11 30,340 11 30,430 II 30,360 14 30,600 It 30.W0 1 ..30,870 17 30,680 II 30,710 19 ..80,860 20 30.650 21 30,680 21 41,140 24 30,410 14 30,710 11 30,690 21 30,640 27 .....38 160 28 i4,670 21 38,500 30 30,600 Total 937,360 Lass unsold coplea 9,608 Net total sales 92,B4a Dally average 30,833 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and uwor.i to before me this 1st day of October, 104 (Beat) M. B. HUNQATE, .Notary Public WHEN OIT OF TOWS. Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily shoald have The Bee nailed to them. Addreaa will be The Horse Show is ha's social calendar. 'next" on Oma- Evldently hea.et minus he is only doing Bryan's Roger Sullivan act to McCarren. Atlanta la arresting mob leaders, but It remains (or the jury to redeem the reputation of the community. With the recently reported seismic disturbance, the earth has shakea three times and should now take a rest. ' Since one railroad odlclal admits that an elevator allowance la a rebate, one feature of the new rate law looks clearer. With bleaching barred from sugars tha contest between the beet and the cane should take on a new color In America. The apprehension of two depositors tor robbing a California banker must be taken as an indication that the worm has turned. As long aa temy murines can sub' due two hundred rebels the Cuban sit nation can hardly be considered good . , . .. uwiBu e-vuu. drill for the army. f The'rubber trust" may prepare to ' advance prices again, since it has been ; demonstrated that "the automobile is only as strong as its tire." : ! Those New Yorli board of health physicians who start riots when exam ining pupils at schools should take a posi graduate course In diplomacy. China apparently takes the position that coolies must be permitted to work where they please before they caa work where . Uncle gam needs them. Both Missouri and Kansas might enforce its anti-gambling laws better In well defined territory before at tempting to extend them to debatable ground. Lost,' strayed or stolen several campaign schemes for dollar donation funds. Send Information to national committee headquarters of any old po litical party. The exhibit ot Cubuu foreign trade Just Issued .by the United States may not nave oeen a snowing in iavor oil Intervention, but .It will effect In some quarters. have that The suit of an Iowa packing com pany for $4011,000 damages against the Rock Island contradicts President 6tlckney'8 contention that the packers had the railroads by the throat. The Cotton Urowers' association is fortunate in having the co-operation of storms in Its campaign for 15-cent cotton, but it will be. difficult to con Tin ce Alabama planters Just the same. In the construction of the Panama canal by contract Uncle Sum may ex pect to find his greatest difficulty in Securing inspectors who will inspect a thousand miles from home tn a cli mate known to be trying upon moral ity. After all, Lieutenant Governor Bruce may be unnecessarily alarmed over tne probable effect of a Hearst rlctory In New York, as the time is rapidly passing when the Empire State la "the who thing" lu our national noJiMc. A TO THE 8ESATVRSHIP. The Bee has no sympathy -whatever with the efforts that are being made, more particularly here In Douglas county, to persuade republican legis lative nominees to repudiate the en dorsement of Norrls Brown by the state convention as the regular party candidate for United States senator should the republicans control the leg islature. The republican legislative nominees in Douglas county, no less than else where, are bound by all the rules of political morality to accept the verdict of the convention representing the re publicans of the entire state. Thi nomination In convention of a clean and capable candidate for United States senator without fraud or cor ruption after a fair fight in a free field Is as binding upon party nomi nees for legislative places as is the nomination of those legislative candi dates upon the Individual members of the rank and file of the party. The plan of convention nomination adopted and carried out, with ample notice to all parties Interested, as the nearest feasible approach to direct popular election, cannot now be nulli fied by disappointed self-seekers with out seriously Impairing the confidence of the people In the professions of the republican party. As a matter of fact, the resolution said to have been adopted by the re publican legislative candidates In Douglas county is meaningless be cause It can be construed any way anyone wants to construe It. These candidates cannot afford to have It go out that they are pledged to vote against Norrls Brown for senator. Two of them announced publicly be fore the primary that they would vote for and support the nominee of the state convention. Three more were delegates to the convention that nom inated Norrls Brown and casttheir votes to make his nomination unani mous. At least one more submitted his name in the preceding primary for delegate to the state convention prom ising to abide by the result even though himself unsuccessful. For these men to go back on their prom ises, expressed or implied, under pre tense of local patriotism, would be a flagrant breach of faith that would do Douglas county more harm than good. Douglas county had the chance In the state convention to keep the sena torshlp. Had the people here, who are now crying over spilt milk, rallied to the support of the preferred Doug las county candidate at the proper time, they would not now be lament ing the prospective loss of the sena tor6h!p. The only thing to do in de cency is to recognize conditions as they are by accepting Norrls Brown for senator this year and biding the time to regain the senatorshlp- when another opportunity offers to get .It fairly and squarely. When that time comes The Bee may be depended upon to fight the battle for Douglas county, provided always that the candidate is a man who has a right to aspire to such a place. THE "SWOLLEN FliRTCSES" PROBLEM. 'The brief suggestion of national tax ation on transmission of "swollen fortunes" in President Roosevelt's ad dress in Washington last March, which instantly caught public attention, Is shown by the serious manner in which he has returned to it at Harrlsburg, to have come from no mere accidental or academic prompting. Facing the f u- i u . . tion In a comprehensive plan for sub- . ,. ,. , ,.,... Jectlng tho use of such wealth to na- tloual '"P110 control, As tne greater part of overKrown fortune8 are necessarily embraced In tonoratlona whl are engaged in ln- teistate commerce, 'either as carriers or in some other vital relation, the president maintains the "complete ; power" of the national government to j deal with them, aud makes it clear that I his fundamental purpose in endeavor ing to reduce them to an equal level with the humblest citizen In obedience to law is to destroy the unfair means aud abuses by which so many of these j fortunes have been built up. The new I laws for control of transportation ' rates, for pure food and meat inspec ' Uon, etc., are thus examples, although striking ones, of the exertion of na tional power with which the president t would strait-jacket all corporations vast enough to have a monopolizing or Injurious effect in the national field. Every such exertion of national poer would bear directly or indirectly upon j the problem of fortunes grown over- huge. Unquestionably the cumulative effect of such a nolicv. maintained with , energy, fearlessness and lust Intent. ' must bo powerful towards equalizing wealth distribution, because tending to equalize opportunity. But the president, with character istic aggressiveness, plants himself on the ground, already recognized and to some extent legally occupied in other countries, that assumes the Inherent peril of unduly swollen fortunes, what ever their origin, and marks them as the special objects of govermental reg ulation by tax on their transmission or on their income. The necessity Is vastly enhanced by the complications of great fortunes with huge corpora tions, involving the life and fate of the average individual at every turn, and confessedly transcending the pos sibility of control by separate state ac tion. Tax on transmission by inheritance or bequest, since tax on Income Is at present unavailable, is therefore sug gested as a means of meeting this re quirement, not as an isolated proposi tion, but as supplementary to and in harmony with the comprehensive scheme for a corrected Industrial order with which President Roosevelt's ad ministration will be honorably identi fied in history. It la not a novel con ceptlon, but a president with the virility to make it vital in the public mind is altogether exceptional. THE LAWYER ASD CORPORATIONS. Edward M. Sbepard, one of the ablest and most reputable among the lawyers and democratic statesmen ot New York, in a notable address be fore a bar association, restates and elaborates upon the position taken by President Roosevelt in a Harvard ad dress wherein he denounced profes sional sharp practice in the pay of un scrupulous corporations. Mr. Sbep ard emphatically asserts that the legal profession has suffered grave loss of prestige through the prostitution which excited the president's indigna tion, and there are few thoughtful ob servers who will controvert him. It is conceded, of course, that many law yers are still steadfast to the best tra ditions of a noble profession, uncom promisingly regardful ot civic duty and personal independence, but the re quirements of corporation service have been such the last two or three decades as to distinctly lower and corrupt the professional ethics upon the whole. In professional skill the bar never stood higher, but corporation exigen cies have unquestionably impaired the professional conscience. Public respect la founded on the public conscience. The great corporations and combines have been able to offer glittering prizes to . the highest professional talent to make the law unequal and to defeat its true purposes. It is a natural con sequence that the legal profession should share as abettor In the odium now visited upon its employer and principal. Mr. Shepard's appeal Is for higher moral and professional standards, which, not denying to corporations any right, would cut them off from service that contravenes conscience and fair dealing. Such a demand for the application to the conduct of the lawyer who has a special public re sponsibility as an officer of the court, of these principles of action which we are insisting shall obtain throughout official life, must strike a popular chord everywhere. PRESIDEAT PALM A. The sympathy felt by liberty-loving people for Thomas Estrada Palma is likely to Increase as time passes. It is noted to his lasting honor that as president of Cuba he has escaped being accused of profiting by opportunities and temptations to enrich himself at the expense of his country and that he goes out of office a poor man. His case stands in striking contrast with those of so many ex-rulers of Central and South American republics who took care to have big heaps of loot and graft securely planted in Paris or Lon don against the day of political reckon ing or counter revolution. It is conceded that Palma has patriotically and unselfishly striven for the welfare of Cuba, though un doubtedly the main cause of lta pros perity has been the guaranty of se curity by the United States. But at the same time the general verdict is that he was not strong enough to re strain and guide his people to a thoroughly settled state of affairs. Perhaps no other Cuban leader would have been equal to the task. It would have required a Diaz, and Palma at least was not a Diaz. At the outset Palma opposed the unreasonable clamor of the soldiers of the so-called army of liberation for pay from the treasury, and thus be came unpopular, but he failed to de velop into a man of iron and blood to command tho situation. Diaz would have summarily squelched opposition, whereas Palma lmpotently let matters drift, until the election frauds merely precipitated the crisis. Yet, he will likely have an honor able place In -the record, by the very contrast of his character, if the ex cesses of military dictatorship shall in the future be resorted to against revo lutionary impatience or lawless turbu lence. It, on the other hand, peace able and regular self-government can be shortly realized, the example of the first president of the republic will be giveu no small credit. It remains to be seen whether such a character as Palma having failed the Cubans can be represented by any leader of their own, on the basis of self-tula, com patibly with the purposes of genuine government. PREPARED hVR IRE CCBAlt CRISIS. The preparedness ot our government for the Cuban emergency contrasts with its condition at the outbreak of the war with Spain. Instead ot con fusion and delay every department has been In position to dispose promptly of its share of the work. Even though resort to force were necessary, the splendid new navy, fit and ready, would have enabled the government, in a twinkle, to throw a girdle of steel around the island, absolutely shutting off inland disturbers from communica tion with outside juntas, and instantly to possess and protect the chief sea ports and their neighborhoods where important interests were exposed. The day Secretary Taft proclaimed his as sumption of control as governor, if there had been Imminent need, he could have ordered the Instant landing of 5,000 marines from the warships al ready on the Cuban coast. At the same time an equal number of regular troops had been made available for embarkation and transport, within a few days, to strategic points In the Is land, with perfect arrangements for their subsistence and efficiency, and still another equal force was at hand to follow swiftly. Our regular army is not large, there being only one soldier In each 1,700 of population, but Its organization since Spain was ousted from Cuba has been so perfected as to make It one of the most efficient In the world, and In conjunction with the navy It Is In position to bark with might our gov ernment's right to safeguard peace and order In Cuba. To be thus ready Is more than half the battle, for the real difficulty arises from the chronic, tur bulent spirit that has more respect tor power than for propriety, but which was confronted with the certainty of President Roosevelt's energy and fear lessness In employing, If necessary, his sufficient power to accomplish his an nounced purpose to have real govern ment in Cuba forthwith, If the Cubans themselves should fall to re-establish it, and In spite of anything that might get in the way. Even more important as a prepara tion for this sudden and difficult task are the results of the experience In our former occupation and government ot Cuba, as well as In our relations with Porto Rico and the Philippines. We thus know the island and its people incomparably better, and we have de veloped a large class of men in civil administration, of whom Secretary Taft is the foremost representative, who are eminently qualified to meet precisely such an emergency. BUSINESS. It faith may be placed In the relia bility of reports furnished by the great commercial agencies, the state ment that business conditions are ex ceedingly gratifying is justified. Ac cording to Dun & Co. business failures in the United States for the first nine months of 1906 total 7,912, with as sets) of 145,787,940 and liabilities of (84,660,237, compared with total fail ures for the first three quarters ot 1905, 8,806, with assets of 144,325, 069 and liabilities of 176,234,028. In 1896 for the same period the number of failures in business was 10,783, in volving assets of $120,401,309 and liabilities of $171,155,031. Analysis of the statistics of insolv encies shows that the business of the United States was never on so sound a financial footing. When the expan sion of commerce is considered, the relative number of failures In busi ness undertakings seems wonderfully small. The Blight Increase over 1905 Is accounted for by the unusual loss due to the great calamity that over took San Francisco, and which brought disaster to a number of fire Insurance companies. The. bank fail ures have been greater In 1906 than In 1905, due in the most notable in stances to the criminal acts of indi viduals, and in no way reflecting ad versely on the general business condi tions. Manufacturing and trading enterprises have flourished. Another Indication of the widespread prosper ity is found in the building situation. Improvements amounting to billions of dollars In cost are being made throughout the country, the only limit to the activity in this line being the scarcity of labor and material. The crop yield of the country for the season has been one of unusual bounty, and. the fact that the general, level of prices both for produce and for labor Is 'higher than ever was known in ' this or any other country Indicates a continuance of the present conditions for the rest ot the year at any rate. The unfinished projects that will be carried over into the new year give ample assurance that. 1907 will be as busy commercially and in dustrially as 1906. Nebraska's share of this prosperity is shown In the fact that but fifty-five failures, with liabilities of $296,106. are recorded for the first nine months of 1906, against forty-four failures, Involving liabilities of $609,142 for the corresponding period in 1905. The solid condition of Nebraska's material wealth, developed during the last de cade, Is the best possible evidence of the thrift and industry of Its people. Bank accounts have long since re placed the farm mortgage in Ne braska, and the business situation of which the country at large is so proud nowhere finds more satisfying exhibi tion than in this state. George Ade is authority for the state ment that over In Great Britain they have noiseless foot ball that is to say, no noise is made by the specta tors. With us the noise Is the most Innocent part of the game. Our Brit ish cousins should at once revise their 8 rules so as to promote open play in the grandstand, Just as we are re vising our rules to promote open play on the gridiron. The fact that several eminent bank wreckers are enjoying the hospitality of state prisons In various parts ot the country, or headed that way, does not answer the demand tor bank in spection that inspects. Prevention would be a great deal better than pun ishment. An educational conterence called for Lincoln is to discuss among other things the subject of salaries and pen sions for teachers. It is safe to pre dict that the discussion will all be on the same side of the question. By seizing President Smith Just be fore the meeting of the Mormon church, Utah authorities are doing their best to show tha faithful that the race ot martyrs is not extin guished. Doctors' Hajay Season. Cleveland Leader. The doctors are not abating their an ticipations on account of the new foot ball rules.' How Large Dosef Baltimore American. , Now the government la tu sue the Drug trust. It Is determined the monopoly Idea shall take Its medicine. Tho Infant Terrible. Philadelphia Record. There baa been very little difficulty In getting into Cuba. The trouble wlU ome when the time arrives for the I'nited States to retire and leave the Cubans to renew the experiment of self-government. 'Terse Kver Thai. Indianapolis News. Incidentally It Is noted that It Is the statesmen who don't hare to wrestle with the complication ensuing that are most enthusiastic about our staying In Cube,. Day of Monosyllable Mas. New York World. With Secretary Taft sitting on the lid in Cuba. Hughes and Hearst candidates for governor of New Tork, Lahm winning the International balloon race and Murk coming to teach us music, the monosyllabic man is the man of the moment. . Control of Wireless Telegraphy. Chicago Chronicle. The calling of an International confer ence to regulate the use and operation of the wireless telegraph Is an Interesting event which marks a new step In human knowledge. The regulation proposed Is truly International In scope, because the nations acting singly could accomplish nothing. It Is, Indeed, too early to as sume that even International action will accomplish .what la aimed at. since It In volves dominion over the circumambient air enveloping the entire globe. It will be difficult. If not Impossible, to deal with "wireless" guerrillas In time of war or In I time of peace for that matter. Redaeed I'nssetiKrr Fares. Philadelphia Record. The railroad statistics Just Issued by the Interstate Commerce commission show that in the year ended June 30, 1906, the average revenue per passenger waa 1.9$ cents per mile. In the west and south, of course, the rates must be S or 4 cents, but as the average for the entire country was less than two it seems as If all rates In the densely populated northeastern states might be reduced to two. The New Haven road expected to lose $700,009 a year by a recent reduction to 2 cents and finds its revenues actually Increasing because the lower rate has stimulated travel. What the railroads need Is more passengers on their present trains. They could carry very many more people with no appreciable increase of expense. Labor Troubles In Panama. Springfield Republican. While the government In endeavoring to Introduce cheap Chinese labor at Panama, In place of the West Indian blacks. It la facing an epidemic of demands for higher wages among the skilled white workmen. The locomotive engineers began It with a demand for 1225 a month. Then the steam shovel engineers asked for $250 a month, the railroad conductors $100, the shovel crane men $210, and the molders, black smiths and machinists 85 cents an hour. No one Is obliged to work more than eight hours a day, but many machinists, by working overtime, are already earning $280 a month, which Is at the rate of $3,000 a year. But that Is not enough. The gov ernment, too, seems to be at the mercy of these skilled employes, In a large meas ure. 8EXSELE9S CISTOMS. Protest Against Vulgar Displays at M'eddlng Ceremonies. Indianapolis News. The action of the Indiana Methodist con ference In condemning vulgar publicity and advertising methods In marriage ceremonies Is highly praiseworthy. In recent years, at all readers of the papers know. If has be come too common among a certain class of people to have the marriage ceremony performed under strange and unusual con ditions, as on platforms at county fairs, on the top of a smokestack, etc. The cheap notoriety that attaches to this sort of marriage destroys the sanctity that should pertain to the ceremony and gives the unthinking occasion to regard It as a joke rather than a serious transaction. There is altogether too much trifling with the marriage tie already without turning the ceremony into a monkey show. The conference did well tn condemning the prac tice and pledging all its ministers not to take part In such ceremonies. It Is to be wished that a similar seal of condemnation could be put on the too prevalent practice of pursuing young married couples with all sorts of vulgar jokes, ending some times In almost mobbing them In their house. This practice, as well as the other, shows a lack of real civilization. OLD ME ASD YH !G WIVES. Substantial Agreement on One Prop osition, i Chicago Chronicle. Men differ greatly In their opinions con cerning religion, politics, medicine, art. science and a multitude of other thlncs, but there Is a substantial agreement amons; them, In regard to one thing and that Is that the old man who takes a young wife Is a fool. The only dissident Is the old man himself. How could It be otherwise? Even In re gard to people who are by no means old It Is almost proverbial that very youthful marriages are the happiest. That Is part ly because there la not apt to be much dis parity of age and partly because assimila tion Is easier. If, then, there Is a disad vantage In marrying, at 35 Instead of 25 there must be a , proportionally greater disadvantage In marrying at 68 or 76, even when the woman Is of corresponding age. The climax of unrewson la reached when the man of T marrlea the woman of 15. The most Important condition of happl. ness In married life Is slmlllarlty of taste. Differences In fortune, In Intelligence, In religion and In matters of 'opinion so far from producing maritnl dissensions simply give variety to married life. On the other hand, differences In regard to art, muntc, dress, furniture and manners are Irrecon cilable and load to the fiercest sort of con ficts. It does not help the matter any but makes It worse if these differences In taste are the result of age. This is the rock on which the old man splits when he yokes himself up with a young wife. The tastes of youth are widely and hopelessly different from the tastes of old age. Youth admires noise, excite ment and display. Old age craves quiet, moderation and simplicity. Fire and wa ter, light and darkness, life and death could not be more antipodal than ths tastes and tendencies. How, then, can an old man hope for happiness with a young wife? Great wealth might be supposed to bridge over this dissimilarity, but the truth Is It only aggravates It. The pas sion of the young wife for frivolity, In anity and display Is Immensely stimulated ard the gulf between her and her aged companion Is .made wider thun ever. How could any one but an insane person expect happiness from such a relation? Whether he and his wife expect happi ness or not they never get It. The Inevita ble disagreement and divorce are not long In arriving and when they arrive the world Justifies the woman in marrying for money but curses the man for being such a consummate tool. It is perfectly true that old men should as far as possible surround themselves with things that are new snd with companions that are young. This Is a fine means of re taining a youthful and joyous spirit, but it does not apply to the married relation. That is an Intimacy In which there must be unity of taste and Inclination or doath. Everybody knowa which one it Is that dies. When an octogenarian takes a young wife the undertaker gets the shroud ready and the world says; Anient 9 j .. Spectacles nnd Kya A DOLLAR OR TWO A WEEK WILL DO You can own a beautiful diamond or a handsomo watch without feeling the cost, by taking advantage of niy easy payment plan. Think it over then call and see me. . $1.25 a Week This Hatch $12.50 I Is all It takes to own a beautiful ring like this solid gold mount ing pure white stone New thin model 20 year case 17 Jewels. Choice of Elgin or. Wal tham movements guar anteed absolutely. Price $20 SEClI.AIt SHOTS AT THE PLLPIT. Washington Post: The warlike Bishop McCabe is still anxious to make an at. tack on Turkey. Perhaps he could be placated with an Invitation from Orover Cleveland to go after duck. Chicago tnter-Ocean: The deliberate pur pose to bring It about that every Metho dist minister in Illinois shall receive a salary of at least $1,000 a year was an nounced In the report of the Sustentatlon society read at the Rock river conference on Tuesday. The purpose Is a most com mendable one, and It Is to be hoped that the goal set will be speedily reached. Leslie's Weekly: We find ourselves In perfect agreement with the opinion recent ly expressed by Bishop McPaul, of Trenton, that If Catholics and non-Catholics were to unite for the banishment of "the evils of divorce and socialism," success would be theirs beyond a doubt. And this Is true not only' of the evils mentioned, but of others equally great and threatening to the peace and welfare of American homes and the American nation. Among them are Intemperanoe, ' the gambling passion, and corrupt politics. No one of these evils, nor all of them together, could long withstand the assault of an earnest and united church. In their aggregate mem bership, wealth, and social and moral In fluence, the religious denominations of the United States represent a mighty force, far outweighing anything which might be brought against them were they to act together and for a single purpose. The country la theirs not only to guide, but to command, for all that Is best and high est, did they but utilise the powers and agencies within their reach. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE!. A Chinaman has been added to the varied collections of relatives by marriage of the Gould family. Banker Stensland says: "My heart goes out to the depositors." This and his gall are all the assets In sight. The weather man put up aa fine a bunch of wtather as the subjects of Ak-Sar-llun ever enjoyed. Hand him the medal. . , Having captured a pair of base ball pen nants, Ct.kago Jumped on cold storage poul- , try and put su.ouo pounds of it over the foul j line. The victory of the American balloonist tn France goes to prove that we can work off a pretty fair brand of hot air when put to the test. Within a year six successive, secretaries of a singing club In Chicago were mar ried off. It is the club's way of pairing off its troubles. The Japanese have entered Into compe tition with Maine In canning Mediterranean sardines. An Increased varloty of foreign labels Is assured. According to a pure food ruling European frankfurter and llmberger may come In without labels. Both are fit to assert them selves without a sign. The personal estate of the late Senator Gorm.in of Maryland Is valued by the exe cutor at JCI2.406.9t. Old Opportunity did not knock on his door In vain. Reformed spelling struck Boston, and the Hub is enraged. "Fresh kilUd chix" waj one of the signs on the columns of Fanueil hull, Liberty rocked as never before, but the author of the infamy escaped. Since reports of family disagreement ap peared in print, the young wife of the aged. Senator Piatt of New York displayed unexpected talent. A photographer who "took her picture" without permission had his face- scratched and his camera smashed by the angry woman. a i A Krva.be Pia.no for $450 ftNABE I culture. It Is a concession you haven't a right to expect, but rt Is In harmony with the other great efforts of the Knabes to elevate American music. The Knabe Is really worth twice its price, judged by the commonly accepted Piano standard. It is priceless in value, it we Judge it in comparison with many so called first class Pianos, whose makers bid for notice by raising their price and crying "Just as good." Come and hear the cabinet grand. In many ways It is the most wonderful Piano ever made in effect, a grand Piano la an upright case the tone quality and volume of a grand Piano, but In half the space. The Miniature Grand, the supreme small grand, tbe smallest real grand. 1760 the best values at their price. Time, if wanted. Fair terms of exchange. Cramer Pianos as low as 10. 1515 Doull&s Street. Glasses on Payments .'. $1.50 a Week Mi'. Will buy this handsome ring. Better buy now, for you'll never get It any cheapet Price $25 8ERMO9 riOILED DOWN. Joy unsought always la first to arrive. Self-sufficiency does not secure efficiency. Sympathy la the master key to every soul. When a man's head hangs loose It soon get sore. Though you are but a puddle you may re flect heaven. The Intellectual blank makes the best religious bigot. The only cloth that can claim divinity Is the cloak of charity. One does not become a saint by discover ing the sina of others. You can run a business without cash, but not without character. Some folks think they are holy because a good dinner makes them feel unhappy. The man who sneers at sincerity has taken a long course In the school of sin. The burden you bear for another Is the best badge you enn wear as a Christian. When a man really has a treasure In heaven he doesn't object to paying taxes on It. The formation of a child's character is a greater work than the reformation of many men Chicago Tribune. .. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Johnny, is your sister In?" "Yes, sir; she's In an old wrapper and her curl papers. You'll have to wait about an hour, Mr. Spoonall." Chicago Tribune. She They say the darkest hour la Just before the dawn. Why? He I tiilnK it has something to do with the Increased difficulty experienced in find ing the keyliole.-:ieveland Plain Leaier. "Ya," said Marryat, "I'm pretty busy these days. Getting ready for my wed ding, you know." "Ah! thai'a a reminder of what Washing ton said," remarked Hcnnlpock. "What was that?" " 'In time ot peace prepare for war.' " Philadelphia Press. "Did the girl's father moke a kick about you uuu-rying her?" "Havtn t ou sense enough to see there are some subjects too painful to dis cuss?" Baltimore American. "They can't agree on anything, you know. She says she married the wrung man." "Well, I should think they could agree on that." Cleveland Plain LKjaler. "I see that Switzerland Is making waist coats out of paper." 'It's a good idea," answered the man who is caieluss in his attire. "Let 'em make all the clothes of paper. Then you cun une a mucilage brush and not have t bother with buttons." Washington Star. NOT AS I WILL. Helen Hunt Jackson. Blindfolded and alone I stand With unknown thresholds on each hand The darkness deepens as I grope. Afraid to fear, afraid to hope; Vet this one tiling 1 learn to know Kach day more surely as I go That doors are opened, ways are made, liurdens are lifted, or are laid, tiy some grtul law, unseen and still L'nfathomed purpose to fulfill "Not as 1 will." Blindfolded and alone I wait; t ' Luca seems bitter, guln loo late; 100 heavy burdens In the load, And Joy is weak and grUf is strong, And years and days ao long, so longl Yet this one thing I learn to know Kac h lay more surely as I go That I am glad the good and III uy changeless law are ordered still. "Not as I will." "Not as I will," the sound grows sweet Each time my Hps the words repeat "Not as I will" the darkness feels More safe than light when this though steals Like w!UHMred voice to calm and blesa All unrest and all loneliness. "Not as I will" because the One Who loved us first arid best has gone ' efore us on the rond and still For us must all liU love fulfill "Not as we will." fl.CO Consider what this means to yout An art creation at a fixed price. Suppose the pictures of the great masters were of fered to you on the same basis tomor row your home would be an American art center. Yet this Knabe opportunity Is a direct parallel. What these famous works are in painting the Knabe is In the art ot music the standard. The" price Is Knabe's Invitation to broaden musical X li .i satwCjy. r I r I V