1 THE OMAIIA SUNDAY BEEt SEPTEMBER 30, 1006. 2 FORTUNE WON BY ACCIDENT Tickle Dame 8milfi on Ardsit Wooers at ., Ussipected UiombU VALUE OF THINKING ' AND WORKING 'A lastrwetlve aad tag geetlve Review Aeeldeat gtertes at Bae eeesfal laveatare. It nays to think even about trMes. Not long ago a young man who was visiting In a strange cltr had that experience known to ao many when riding on atreet car., He wanted to get oft at a -certain street, the nam of which he knew, but the locality of which he waa In Ignorance. The oar wm crowded. He had told the conductor the name of the atreet, but la not un nsualir the caae, the conductor used In pronouncing the name of the streets wns en the order of the "all aboard for Chi bospalewawk" that eo frequently con. founda the railway traveler when the tralne are "called" In stations., . "Tour street's two blocka back," aald the conductor auarely when the young man asked him If he had arrived yet. More or leas angrily, the youth said: 'It's a wonder somebody wouldn't think of something that would tell a passenger when he got to his atreet." ."Well, why don't iron invent somethlngT" - asked the conductor. I The rr.ung man got to thinking. and to working. The other day he refused Z,V0 for a street car device that could h utilised to show the names of . the streets auto- tnatically. He thinks it la worth mora. The man or woman who conceives an Idea that la patentable almost Invariably has visions of Immense wealth, but how often the drearn la realised may be found by consult Ing the patent office authorities, the men who handle thousands and thousands of these ""children of the brain" that never bring to their inventors even the amount of money necessary for getting them pat ented.'. But, on the other hand, there are a great many patents that have made their originators Immensely wealthy, and famous aa welL One would naturally suppose that the greateet' returns would be from the large affairs, such as the electric railroad, the telephone, and the telegraph, but such Is not the case, for the small household In ventions, mechanical toys, and putties have given quicker returns and greater profits for the money expended than -any of the larger affairs. At some time or other in life everybody baa turned hla mind to getting a patont, and the usual cry has been, when one man aucceesed In amaaelng a fortune, that he bad luck. Luck never enters Into the patent1 business, except In so far as one invents something at the time that that something Is wanted by the buying publlo. The man who Invented "Pigs In plover" happened to strike the publlo fancy, and millions of ' people all over the country were chasing the little marbles Into the middle pen. The man made' millions on his simple pusilo because he launched It at the right time. The rewarda gained by Inventors In the past fifty years havs been far In excess of those that ruecrued to tire earlier Inventor, although the 'general publl has" believed that the great majority of inventors either die in the poorhouse or the Insane asylum. This Impression was due -partly to the fact that Whitney, who invented the cotton gin; Ooodyear, who first vulcanised rubber, and Morse, the father of telegraphy, all died poor, ; and derived no benefits from their inventions. Portsmca for Little Thlags. Naturally, when a great invention Is put Upon the market the Inventor Is exploited .in all the newspapers and magaxlnca, but when some little trifle Is brought out thtre Is hardly any notice taken of the man him self er what be has given to the world, but It la just such little things that hart been. if hot the source, the start of great for tunes.- J. .W. Mcdill la 1867 Invented the little metM' taper, fastener without which no of fice Is now considered complete, and though but a trifle It made wealth for Its inventor. Bueh. a little thing as the rubber tip on a pencil brought 1200,000 to its inventor, Hy men L. Ltpmaa, an A that small piece of metal which you wear on the beet of your shoe to protect It, has mad p te lttf over COOO.OOO for Its projector. A man named Canfleld first hit upon the notion vt making arm-pit ehlelde seamless, with a sheet of eloth-oovered .rubber, and It brought him an Income of many thousands a year The men who invented the metal fastenings for buttons must have been a bachelor, for It did awfcy With sewing, but It made him a millionaire. The barbed wire fence, about which many have aald unkind things as they dis entangled, themselves, was worth over tl ,6o0O In -royalties to the originator. A countryman, whose lost from eggs' being broken on their way to market was a se rious thing, evolved the Idea of packing them In separate compartments, and this simple devloe is now used altogether, and the countryman is not obliged to toll for his dally bread. ' It must not be thought from this that the field of Invention U' occupied entirely by man, for it Is not. Woman has en tared . Into competition With him lit this field also, and soma of her patents have been aa useful and as good money makers aa thoee belonging te the sterner sex. In ventions, by women .cover alL the branches of life, and, strange to aay, quite aa many patents are granted ; them for Improved machinery aa for artioles of women's wear. The first patent ever granted to a woman lit-the United States waa for a machine for the weaving of straw with silk or thread, and this waa patented In 180$ by Mary Kles. . Mary Jane Montgomery In vented the tnowlng machine, and in 186 he took out a , patent on a machine for punching holes In corrugated metal. ' Her many Inventions netted her a considerable fortune, aa fortunes went . In those days. A woman In California made over $50,000 front bar Invention ' of the ibaby - carriage, and a' woman in Washington, Mrs. John son, made a good thing out of the Inven tion of the Ice cream freeter, for before that' time all cream was stirred with a spoon until It waa frosen. ' Criminals have played kn Important part In" aome of the world's greatest Inven tion, and some have made small fortunes out ' Of their discoveries. Charles Filer, who .'devised the new lock-stitch sewliig maehlne, was serving hla fourth term for burglary when the idea was perfected. When he was released his Idea was backed by aome capitalists and he waa given a salary of 16,000 a year .to superintend the construction of . the ' machines. In addition to a royalty. At the same time he sold his English rights for 160, OCO cash and U6.000 worth of stofk of the English company. : Four governments of the bid world are now using a coin maker that was designed by a countorfeltsr, and It was only from the fact that his coins were so perfectly made that he was discovered. The atten tion ' of Scotland Yard was called to the almost perfect coins that were being circu lated, with the result that Henry Harvey waa lodged in jail .as a counterfeiter. The government recognised that here waa a machine far In advance of What It war using, and, as there was no patent on It, appropriated It.; . The discovery of thermite has helped science ahd mechanics to such an extent that .Ohe. steel manufacturer remarked that It would,, when in general use, decrease the cost, of steel ships one-third, yet the In ventor .waa Frits ' van Schmidt,'-known to the European police at '.'Count Ether," be cause he was-a scientist who, when wantod for a burglary, always vanished as quickly as that .volatile spirit. . Von Bchmidt war discovered by Nils efforts to patent hie in vention. He explained to' a patent agent in Berlin what hla patent would do, and of fered' 16 make his way Into the attorney's safe, but the attorney called up the police Instead. . " , - Acetylene gaii, an ot the most Important industrial! Inventions ; of' the last decade, was stumbled upon, .by Occident by a roan named 'Wilson, who had an -electrical fur nace In North Carolina for metallurgical purposes. From time to time he used a great deal of rock salt in his furnace stock, and also limestone as a flux. Whenever these two materials were--fused- together, aa hs noticed after a while, the slag pro duced by the intense rleetrle-M beat in eluded a dirty grayish substance wholly un like anything he had ever seen. Hovt Carboraadani "Was Found. . Fot weeks he noticed this substance with. Out giving more than a passing thought to It and ontlhoed to dump It Into the river upon the banka of which he had built Ms furnace. Soon the pile of slag waa so high that the top reached above the water, and then a curious thing occurred. The water would slttlo and steam -as the sing waa dumped In, but this day, as the last of the slatf wa poured onto the little Island, both of It remained red hot. Suddenly there waa a brilliant burst of flame, so prolonged and so hot(that there waa danger of the furnace catching fire. Then Wilson began to think. The next day he took aome of the curious looking substance and wet It with water, but, much to his surprise, nothing came of It. Then he struck a match and bald It near the mixture, and Immediately a bright flame was produced, and Wilson knew that he had discovered something valuable. HIS discovery Was acetylene g.ia, and he made a fortune out ot It. ' Another substance that la now used en tirely in all places where grinding baa to be done la .carborundum, the discovery of which was also purely accidental ' The pro prietor of some Iron works In. Pittsburg had Installed a furnace which burned natural gas, and after a time It waa discovered that a sort of slag formed on the inside of the furnace, finally taking up so much room that the fires had to be drawn and the fur naces cleaned. There then arose a new complication, for nothing that they could do would remove this hard substance; cold ehlsels had no effect on It, and finally tho furnace had to be torn down. The proprietor, as well aa many others. waa naturally curious as to what this sub stance could be, and one man took some of the crystals and ground them Into a fine powder, treated the dust with some ad hesive preparations, and pressed it Into blocks, and the result waa carborundum, the hardest grinding- substance known. A German manufacturer of nitroglycerin waa the Inventor of dynamite, but waa not seeking for tt at the time he received preof of Its explosive qualities. Nitroglycerin is a llqulgl which Will not explode, but Will burn with a steady flame when fire Is ap plied. One day the manufacturer spilled some of the stuff on the floor, and a little later dropped a lighted match in the aame place. The explosion which followed was astonishing, and quite a little dltconcertlng, but he had discovered dynamite, and his fortune was made. While nitroglycerin will not explode while In liquid form, It becomes explosive the Instant the particles are sepa rated so that each haa sufficient air about It. . This fluid vaporises whenever eufflci. 4ntly shocked, and Is then so Inflammable that the mere heat of the shock sets tt off. Ths name of the German who spilled his nitroglycerin was Nobel, and he patented the combination and became lmmeusly wealthy. ... , . Edison asd the fhoaagraph. The greatest of our own Inventors, Thomas A. Edison, owes bis Invention of the phonograph partly to an accident. Edl ton had been working night and day to perfect the telephone, and had constructed a number of small sheepskin drumheads, to test their value aa dlaphragma as compared with metal and other substances. To some of theas sheepskin diaphragms he had at tache a magnetic needle which was In tended to project toward the magnet and assist in conveying the vibration caused by the human voice. " These ' did not fulfill Edison's expecta tions, and. were discarded as useleea. His assistants soon, discovered that by holding the drumheads close to the mouth, and making a aort of guttural sound, a noise anproachlnf murto could be secured, much the same as When a piece Of paper Is wrapped around a comb.- In attempting to playfully stop one of the men from playing on It,- Edison touched the little needle, but ho' tfboner had he done so than he gave one of his. characteristic starts and requested the operator to repeat the performance. . It waa .repeated, and agalrt he touched the needle," with evident delight. He went among 'his katsstanta asking them to hum, stng, and talk against the little drumhead. he keeping his finger ever so lightly on the little needle. "I have It!" he suddenly exclaimed, and retreated to ills office and commenced drawing "diagrams for new machinery. Which -his assistants speedily made, and a few days later the first phonograph was put together. It waa a crude affair, ths pin making an impression on Wax. It talked Imperfectly, but it showed .Edison that he was on the right track; and he rapidly Improved It Until now it is almost IM iftiir ism Prom a view of our list of Rubber Goods on vouldt surmise that oura waa an' exclusive Rubber Goods tor. While this ia not the case, yet it l true that our line of "Medical Robber Goods" has ao enlarged that we seldom receive a call for anything we do not have In stock. - We buy direct from factories and warrant very article gold if you do not see what you want advertised, write ua. .. . .j. ... . v. - . . Fountain ; Syrlilco ! TVe - Bell ", Foun tain Syringes in sizes from l to 4 quarts. -: A very good one for. 50c; 62c postpaid. ' ' -'V" ' siffrv . ; . Wrlti for Cltilsjai Pa!e.it Medicinas ' AT CUT PRICES We fell every patent medicine or toilet article ' for which any demind exists, and always at 'a price which shews a substantial saving over that ef most other drug stores. . Try u on some article yea have been unable to procure elsewhere. . We . probably have it. -!;:.,. Rubber Gloves : Our Rubber Glovea are oew and will Fear. Just now we are mak ing apecial drive on a regular 11.00 quality glove at 49c. , , .Prepaid, by mall, 60c ,. L 1 1 mfm ruguarns . That work. Ua to S3. oft. . Wa can ckiM you. j kinds In stock. . Wo 11 a good Bulb Syringe far iCc: by mail 40c. Write for catalogue. Remember where and who Sherman A MoConnell Dru Co., Cor. Idth and , Votigu Sts., Otuiha. For men and women In stsea from Hom Inches, H W to 16.09. Write fur catalogue. . for Maa and Women t6o Williams' Shaving tck,.,v lBo He 4711 White Rose 8oap..., uo Ke Mistletoe Cream or...., 100 1 lb. alula Team Borax for lis J dos. MaJto-Orapo . Qreps Juice for : tj.a (The value of the above Grape Juice la WtQ wholesals.) Clood (-Quart Fountain Syringe. ...tOo Qood -euart Water Ba- iOo H O Pinkos ', .Compound so 100 Flsroe's Ooldeu .Med. Dlse $ Oood Atomisers. 35 and S&e Victor s Flea Killer, tto and .60c I dpi. Cucumber Castile TolUit Soap.X Fiolshl prepaid to any part of Trane-Mississippi territory on a $10.00 order or over. Writs for catalogue! Trusses for Men,;: Women and Children We can fit anybody who wears a TYuss, as our stock comprises 100 kinds. : Writs or call for catalogue. Sherman CORNER SIXTEENTH AND DODGE STREITS, OMAHA, NEBRASKA ' "S WSXtt-w.sff cConncll Drug Co. inK KCAAUU UKUGCIUTM 7. Omaka. National Bank of Omaha, Nebraska Statement Made to the Comptroller ot the Currency, Sept. 4, 906 RESOURCES Loons and Discounts $8,930,037.73 Overdrafts 9,368.85 U. S. Bonds for Circulation. 624,000.00 Stocks and Bonds ...... ; 547,314.52 Banking Hons sad Bafcfty Deposit Vaults.. v 200,000.00 U. 8. Bonds for Deposits $ 418,000.00 ' Approved Reserved Affents. .. .1,450,103.46 Due from Other Banks. ; 1,641,634.83 Cash on Hand 1,502,703.71 Dnt from U. B. Treasuror. - 30,000.00 5,040,452.03 $13,351,220.63 LIABILITIES Capital ...a........ $ 1000,000.00 Surplus rond..... ' 200,000.00 Undivided Profits'. 62,422.32 Circulation '. 600,000.00 Deposits m 11,468,798.31 $13, 351220.63 nPHE bank's depoilts repro sent active, live accounts. A record of over 40 years of suc cessful commercial banking, 'v Depository of the United States,. State of Nebraska - County of Douglas, and City of Omaha, Oilicers and Directors: J. XI. 2XILLARD, Pres. WH WALLACE, V-Pres. O. T. MoOREW, V-Pres. W. XI. BUOHOLZ, Cash. PRANK BOYD, Afi't. Cash. W. 1M. Burgess A J. Simpson Guy 0. Barton 0. H. Brown L W. Carpenter J. E. Baum Safety Deposit Vsnlti, 210 So. TMrteciilb St Thirteenth Street Between Farnam and Douglas perfection. The phonograph waa at first regarded as a mere tor. but later It waa sold for 11.000.000. The Inventor ot the air brake. Osorgs' Westinghouse, la one of the best known Inventors of the present day, but It waa a long time before he oould get moneyed men Interested enough in his air brake to back him. Perhaps the oae thing In his life that McKee Rankin regretted waa that' when Westinghouse ottered him a half in terest In the air brake far 1600 be did not accept it This, Invention netted Mr. Westinghouse : many mllllens of dollars, and brought him world wide fane. George Barley, a foundrrman. was Of fered 110,000,000 for hla patent on making malleable iron direct from the molds after ie had proved that It would do all that be claimed for It. This Is probably the largest sum ever offered for an invention before It had been placed upon' the market. . In this field there are large awards awaiting the successful, and It Is a mis take to imagine for a minute that the whole field has been culled. The! greatest Inventions are now being brought out, an there seems no limit to human genius There Is no such thing as a halting poln In ' invention, as the progress la constants and unremitting. It is eternal evolution, and ths than who collects his thoughts and tries to make "two blades ef grafts grow where one grew before" Is certainly as praiseworthy now as when those words were uttered 1010 years ago. Chicago Inter-Ocean, t SOME TRICKS IN TRADE terr of Ceaablae Walek Taraed the Tables aa Traat v Bastere. T. Burr Thrlst, president of the Na tional Amateur Press association, talked at the annual convention In Philadelphia about the trust evil. "Trusts, combinations." said Mr. TbrisL "nave many striking advantages, particu larly If they keep their operations secret This fact was Impressed on me In my boyhood by an Incident that I saw in ths streets ef Cleveland. "As I was Idling In the streets one aft- 1 ernoon a hawker's erles assailed my ear. The mn had a truck filled with paper and envelopes, and lu a loud voice he yelled: " 'Here yare! Box o' paper an' twenty five envelopes on'y ons dime!' "But suddenly bis yells were drowned by louder ones, and another hawker, crowding the first out of the way, Jostling him rudsly, shouted, as be pushed along a bigger truck: , " 'Jive cents on'y a nickel bos o paper an1 twenty-five . envelopes 1 . On'y one nlckeir -.. "The truck earns near colliding. . The two men glJl at wb.ih othsr. The spirit of competition And r alry ran high, and the people, dru the shouts, hurrisd frcm their houses, "And, finding that the two kinds of paper were identical, the people bought up the cheaper sort hungrily. X was mased to see ths business that the felckel man did, As for the dime man, poor fellow, he shouted on lustily, but tt semed that the louder he shouted, ths more of his rival's stock the people bought "Finally the sales ceased, "everybody had bought enough paper to last a yoar. Ths dime man departed first and then the nickel maa left a few minutes later. I followed to see a repetition of the rival salea In the nest street "The dime man, to my amassment was waiting around the corner, and, as he piled a lot of his stock on the other'e hearby empty truck, I beard hint say with a chuckle: "It works fine, BUI. don't ItT" New Tork Tribune. Maxims af a Raaevte. Hitch your hotel stories to a star: yo may get passes. It's an HI wind that doesn't blow ths bricks from somebody's chimney. Remembir that where there Is smoke there is "a conflagration that well nigh proved disastrous." eta. A weather prophet Is. without honor In a newspaper etfloe. It's a wise politician that knows his own Interview after tbs' club reporter gets through with i A fake In time saves a good deal of trouble. A fool and bis opinions) are soon In type. Take care ef the cigarettes and the stories will take care ef themselves. Puck. ICTEII DRAKE, FRATO T. tUMLTCT, : F. P. EAKH.TCV B. L KEILE, . rreaUasi. Vltemlaast. Al CaikW. AjstCaaaier. sTHE of Omaha Nob. UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY, Capital and Surplus -Deposits - - - - i $700,000 $5,750,000 DIRECTORS! LUTHER L)RAKE. FRANK T. HAMILTON, J031 F. C0AD G. S. ROGERS. G. L PRITCRETT. i )NG CONSERVATIVE INSTITUTION i ..... . , . , The Capital and Surplus Offer Ample Protection to Depositors. PARTICULAR ATTENTION. PAID TO , COM MERCIAL AND DANK ACCOUNTS. 4. - ; -JJ J l I : m Ilk is I THE NEBR ASINAllON ALBANlt j OF OMAHA j . CAPITAL, f ii. w. yates, v $200,000.00 , . '"'"""' 0 n T US. REED, 1 I SURPLUS chUr. A i Afjri I IT. E. SHEPARD, Hnu Am'I Cuhitr. A ' PROFITS, D. W. YATES, Jr. I I $95,000.00 A..'tc.hi. H . ' Vff i ) W I j THE IRON BANK, 12th AND FARNAM STS. L- 1 , ( I 1 -4 W -