6 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 1906. The Omaha Daily Bee. ' vtrrroR rosewater. editor. Entered at Omaha Poetofflre aa second class matter. r ' TERMS OP 8fBSCRIPTION. Pally (without Sunday), one year. .W. 08 Kallv Bee and Sunday, ont year 00 Sunday Bee. one year I W Saturday 11m. ona year 1-50 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. raliy Bee (Including Sunday), per week.lTo Dally Bee (without Sunday . per week.. 13a Evening Pee (without Sumlay. per weak 8o Evening bee (with Sunday), par week. ...10a Sunday Bea. per copy " Addreaa complalnta of Irregularities In de livery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bea Bulldlnir. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. Chicago 1(M0 Cnlty Bulldlnf. New York ISO Home Life Int. Bulldlnf. Washington-601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. . Communication! relating to tiewa and edi torial matter ahould be addreaeed: Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Hemlt by draft, express or postal order payable 'to The Bee Publishing Company. Only ?-cnt stamps received as payment of mall arcounta. Personal checks, exrept on Omkha er eastern exchanges, not accepl'ju. - THIS BEE PUBLISHING COMPANlf. STATEMENT OP CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ssr George B. Txschuck. treasurer of The Bea Publishing company, being duly sworn, ways that the actual number of full and complete copies of t"h Dally Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of August, 106, was as follows: 1 81,860 IT 81,300 s ai.eoo i si,mo t 31,680 v 1 80.80 4. '. . 38,080 20 31.140 .... .. 30,140 21 81,850 3L5B0 23 33,840 7 31,440 II 31,850 I..... 81,390 r 24... 30.?? 1 31.140 ! ?a,J50 1 0 ... j 31,780 it -. 30,630 tl 31,840 27 30,800 12 ....30,050 it 30,810 11.......... 31.400 2 30,530 14 31,830 10 30,070 It 31,380 ' 1 33,440 If 31,330 Total '. j 873,600 Less upsold copies.. ..... 8,143 Net totaf sales ...... 384,458 Daily average 81.111 GBohais b. tzschuck. Treasurer. Subscribed in my presence aim sworn to before me this-81st day of August, lSeai)' ' ' M. B: HtTNOATEJ Notary Public WHES.OIT OP TOWS, ftabscrlfeers leaving; the city tern aorarlly ehoold have The Baa mailed to them. Addreaa will ha tkssgeg aa oftea aa reqaested. Politics and service In the tire and police departments Were never in tended to mix. 6elf-r.overnm.ent is not on trial In Cuba, but only the power of Cubans to put it Into effect. ; The return of Charles K. Hughes will prove how much of the "insurance scandal" was left over for political' purposes. Now that President ,-Palma has "nothing; to arbitrate" with the rebels bis cause may be considered as becom ing desperate.- :',:" ",' ; The discovery that 75 per cent of the water used in irrigation is lost opens a new field of -economy which will surety repay investigation. It ahould not be forgotten that Mr. Bryan's itinerary, providing for. no stop in Iowa, was arranged before Mr. Walsh's letter was made public. If Colonel Bryan was not sure that bis homecoming would be welcome to bis friends and fellow citizens in Ne braska, he certainly knows it now. The decision of General Guerra to avoid battle for two weeks in Cuba should encourage President Palma, as revolutions are seldom made slowly. Senator LaPollette seems to have ''slipped a cog" in Wisconsin, but has the satisfaction of knowing that the winners will be compelled to follow in bis path. General McCaskey , is evidently of the opinion that the American soldier is in more danger of losing his indi viduality through overtraining than of losing battles for lack of drill. la comparing the victories in Ver mont and Arkansas it is well to re member that a free ballot and a fair count la "up against" an election law which stAggers seme democrats. Champions - of Esperanto would make a hit If they could show bow the new language will cause the solution of any of the international problems they recently discussed at Genoa. Mr. Bryan says Roger Sullivan as phyxiated the democrats of Illinois. No wonder the Nebraskan raised a protest when he discovered . that the supply of "hot air" was being shut off. Secretary Wilson says be finds a few packers who show no desire to comply with the terms of the new Inspection law. These will probably be known by their absence from interstate trade after this month. Survivors of the campaigns of Juarea will probably be surprised to learn that Mexican freebooters are be ing arrested In the United States, but probably realise that time changes manners. v President itooseveit writes like a western man on the subject of land grabbing la districts to be irrigated and' apparently knowing the disease so well need not be surprised if the people look to him for a iemdy. The republicans of Omaha and Douglas county canget together and make sun ot success at the polls this fall only by relegating to the rear such candidates as are bound to keep factional differences open. Some fla grant offenders against public decency and party loyalty must be kept n the rear seat for at least a little while. MR- RRTAN AT Ht'ME. It Is a genuine Nebraska welcome wllh which Mr. Bryan Is received as he comes within the boundaries of his home state. It was not to be eipected that the elaborate demonstration in his honor npon landing at New York would be altogether devoid of polit ical significance. This was Indeed In evitable from his representative rela tion as a notable party leader In the past, with such strong Influence upon current and future public movements. But Mr. Bryan's reception in Ne braska is very different. .It Is u real j home-coming, and to him as a distin guished ctttxen of our state we are all "home folks," whether by ordinary partisan label we be democrats, popu lists or republicans, or standing apart from 'a of them.. There' has not been prepared here, nor was it neces sary that there should be, the cere monial of the more formal ovation in New York. Proper enough there, It would hardly have been as flt'bere as the Impromptu greeting and cordiality of neighbors and friends. " Mr. Bryan's absence of nearly a twelvemonth, during which be has put a girdle round the earth, seeing many cities and men and knowlngj their customs, must have been full of delightful and profitable experiences. Everywhere be has gone, too, even In farthest lands, he has been shown con sideration as a distinguished charac ter. All these honors, gratifying to him as they should be, are also grati fying to his fellow citizens at home. It la therefore fit that Nebraskans also should at this time signify their appreciation, and that they should sig nify It In the spirit of a spontaneous welcome at home-coming. On such occasion It is good Jeffersonlan doc trine, as it is-good neighborship, to be "all democrats, all federalists." THf WISCONSIN PRIMARY. The result of the Wisconsin pri mary, being the nomination by over whelming majority of Governor James O. Davidson over Irvln L. Lenroot, for republican candidate for governor, is in a sense a defeat for Senator La Follette, who championed and made an arduous canvass of the state for the latter. But It Is likely that the senator's Tallure to secure popular in dorsement of his favorite will be over emphasized to his prejudice in quar ters hostile to blm. In fact, however, Davidson and Len root have both been the 8 tail richest lieutenants of LaFollette throughout his memorable struggle in Wisconsin against the political dominance of rail road corporations and for the direct "primary and other reforms. Thus Davidson was the successful ' LaFol lette candidate for lieutenant gover nor and succeeded to the governor ship, when LaFollette was elected to the United States senate, while Len root,. as speaker of the house, . was foremost in promoting the legislative measures with which LaFollettels lead ership has been identified. ,. The sucr cess of one or the other accordingly does, not touch the substance of the LaFollette policy, both .. being .thor oughly and in record and spirit equally committed to it. , . . , There is this to b'e, said, that the senator preferred one friend and staunch supporter to the other for the governorship, believing that by legal training, official 'experience,., abilities and character Lenroot was better fitted than Davidson to safeguard as chief executive the results of the LaFollette movement and carry It on to other re forms. At all events the senator made bis fight in the open, going candidly and directly to the rank and file of the party with hla reasons in the oppor tunity offered by the direct primary system. It has been obvious from the first that the opponents of Senator LaFol lette, who are at heart the friends of neither Davidson nor Lenroot, have sought to take advantage of the con test to sow dissension among the forces organized and led by blm, and it is possible that they have been able to turn the scale against the candidate of his personal choice. But it' only emphasizes their extremity and lm potency to restore corporation domina tion that, in order to defeat hts per sonal choice, they bad to concentrate in support of a candidacy equally with him committed against their central political purpose. OMAHA VHDVR THB RATE LAW. What Omaha commercial Interests want and are going to insist upon under the new rate regulation law la a square deal and equal treatment with ' every other' city in the same class with which they must compete. Just now with the changes that are being put into force as the new law goes into operation there is much complaint among shippers against al leged unjust charges, discriminating grain rates, special elevation .and switching allowances), etc. Against these complaints the representatives of the, railroads urge that 'because shippers have bad certain concessions or leniency extended to them under the old order of things, which are now being withdrawn and 'abated, they have no right to complain, be cause they are still getting all that is required under the law. . If this were simply the leveling up or leveling dowa of the patrons of the railroads in order to place every shipper on the same basis as to rates, facilities and extra charges or penal ties, no good ground for complaint would exist. If. on the other band. It should-turn out that these exac tions are being harshly imposed upon Omaha shippers, while shippers in competing business centers, such' as Kansas City, St. Joseph. Sioux City. St. Paul and Minneapolis, are not be ing harassed la this way, then Omaha would have just cause for complaint. This, then, should be laid down distinctly . ss the point at which the line will be drawn by those who stand up for Omaha's ' business interests. Omaha Is entitled to a "most favored city" clause In all Its dealings with the railroads entering here - In view of the great advantages which these rosds have been accorded, and noth ing less should be submitted to or tolerated. - COMMON SENSE AND IRRIGATION. Sober western judgment will not approve of the spirit of the partisan diatribe of Senator Heyburn of Idaho, against President Roosevelt's adminis tration with 'respect to irrigation nor the Intemperate demands made by some others before the National Irri gation congress for government appro priations and other assistance. Among all the presidents and public men not one has gone so far and done so much as President Roosevelt for western de velopment through reclamation of the dry lands, and It Is indeed mainly by his Influence and energetic initia tive that the eovernment was moved to make such extensive' pro vision for the work as It has done. ri The west appreciates this splendid ervlce, anticipating by many years what could have been achieved in the ordinary course of things, and will signally repudiate the captious criti cisms of partisan fault finders. Neither will impatient and ill con sidered demands for immediate appro priations, ranging from $100,000,000 to 1300,000,000 of national tax money, in aid of volunteer schemes of irriga tion be approved, but will tend rather, so far as they have Influence, to pre judice effort to secure government aid for really legitimate and rational Ir rigation development. The west ap preciates the possibilities of arid land reclamation, and, Indeed, the whole country is progressing to a truer con ception of the national .importance of the work, but wisdom requires that demands be kept within bounds that will seem to public judgment practi cal and safe. It will be bard enough to secure on this basis funds to keep pace with the actual needs of the west, without being burdened with exces sive and fanciful projects, many of which are likely to be Inspired by selfish rather than public interest. The government has already pro vided an aggregate of $41,000,000 for irrigation promotion, which is being expended in construction of retaining walla for reservoirs and like works to serve water to extensive districts, and the proceeds of sale of land so re claimed are intended to renew the fund, which, in turn, is to be likewise devoted to reclamation of other dry lands. Necessarily these operations are experimental, and though the results so far have exceeded expectations it Is inopportune to clamor for enormous additional appropriations until there shall be. more thorough realisation from 'the system that has-been in augurated. - . This much the west well knows, that every rational and practicable plan for watering the dry regions will re ceive the strong and loyal aid of the president, aa it has in the past, and a spirit appreciative of what has been accomplished will help far more than a partisan and captious spirit. The Board of Education baa set 1U stamp of disapproval upon so-called fraternal societies among the pupils in the high school' While these stu dent societies are qnite a feature of colleges and universities, it' Ib decid edly questionable whether , they are suitable for high schools and acade mies attended by boys and girla of immature age. At any rate, it the achool board is convinced that these eocleties do more barm than good and that their tendencies are subver sive of discipline and injurious to morals, it has taken the right step for their suppression and will have the approval of all real friends of the public schools in Omaha. Many of the candidates nominated aor state offices on all tickets are in cluding in their exhibits of campaign expenses items for railroad fare said to have been. paid. . The law does not require these statements to include traveling expenses, so that the exhibit of railroad fare is in ' legal parlance "incompetent, immaterial and irrele vant." It is very easy for a railroad capper to buy a ticket once in a while just for the purpose of making a grandstand tlay. Through failure of the mayor to exercise hts appointing power himself, the city council has an opportunity now to tackle the patronage prob lem by the appointment of a city prosecutor. The democratic council men will, doubtless, find that it is easier to hold a veto on the mayor's selections than to make the selections themselves. If the Omaha grain market can reach out after the product of the Dakota wheat fields, as it bids fair to do, it will make it Interesting yet for Minneapolis and Duluth. notwith standing the entrenched position which the Minnesota grain market cities have soMong occupied. Colonel Bryan declares that no good can come out of a trust. He evidently has not beard that the Armour estab lishment at South Omaha, although often charged with being Implicated In the Beef trust, is about to help the people of Omaha break np the local Ice trust. The fact that Secretary Root, could ride through the devastated district of Valparaiso on a street car Tuesday shows that the spirit of "manana" does not always prevail in Latin- American republics; but Chileans have long been called "the Yankees of the South." Agencies are already at work to tap the Nebraska legislature for an appropriation for its exposition to be held In Seattle In 1909 for an Alaska-Yukon-Paciflc exposition. That Is a pretty far call and also comes rather soon after the Portland exposition. Now that an American navigator has seen an Island Tlse In the Pacific ccean there should be little time lost In msking a new survey of the western coast of America. Recent events hsve shown present charts of navigators to be unreliable. , County Assessor Reed ought to file that protest against our strenuous follow-up system of taxation which haa come to him from Manila with the State Board of Equalization as a voucher for bis energy and effi ciency. Oaa Oarnseat Dadaed. New York Bun. Mr. Bryan complains that President Roosevelt has stolen his clothes. Not the trousra surely I Peril af Toa Mies Rape. Minneapolis Journal.. Perhaps it may occur to the cowboy mayor of Omaha after a while that he allowed himself too much rope. Seal Poachers Plnrlied. Philadelphia Ledger. Blx of the seal poachers captured in Alaska have been convicted, five of the number pleading guilty. Possibly this will soothe the Japanese, who fancied that the revenue cutter had opened fire on a bunch of innocents. Democracy's Divided Hoasehold. Philadelphia Presa. The democratic party was divided by Cleveland's free trade and sound money' position; It waa divided further by Bryan'a free sliver antics, and now there Is a prospect that It will be divided some mora on the government ownership proposition. There la alwaya something ready to atir up the inaidea of that party. Promised Relief to Shippers. Buffalo Express. The uniform classification of freight, which may come as a result of the new rate law, would greatly simplify matter forjihlppera and should for the railroads. The present variations In classification of the same kind of freight are relloa of the days when a railroad was more of a local Institution than it is now. Reach of the Baser Trast. Philadelphia Record. Except Kansas and Nebraska, we pre sume there la no state where monopolies are more cordially detested than In Michi gan. Therefore, we observed a few daya ago, with sorrowful surprise, that all the Michigan beet augar factories were being consolidated, and it was believed that they were passing into the control of the Amer ican Sugar Refining company. Now comes a still mors distressing report of a com bination to control the peppermint output. Nearly all the peppermint in the country is produced around,' Kalamasoo and in Wayne county, New York. The price has already been worked up from 80 cents to $2.80 a pound for Ahe oil, and It Is pre dicted that the combination, will , run the price up to 15. With a congressional cam paign going on, cannot the president and tba attorney general .do something for the babies, whose troubles on the inside de mand peppermint T 1 . BRIAK AND THB ENGLISH. A Sagaestloa Likely to Stir the Hal lowed Daat of Brlaa Bora. Portland Oregonlan. Do our eara deceive us? Does Mr. Bryan advocate an alliance with tha "anciont enemy?" Listen to this from the Madison Square garden address: "1 am sure, from the public utterance of tha . present prima minister of Oreat Britain, Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman, thai such a treaty (of alliance) could bo made between the two great English speak ing nations." Shades of tha Brians! Is this tha man who so oft has pointed with pride that tba absence ot the plebian "O" before his name proved him to be a direct descendant from the great Qaclio klnga and not of tha collateral breed? Ia this the man recently feted by tha Irish parliamentary party In London as an Illustrious member of. their transplanted kin? What, will tha 300,000 members of . tha . Ancient Order, of Hibernians in tha United States and the mighty United Irish league and. (be Clan Na Oael have to say to this? Will they again burden the mails with hundreds of petitions denouncing this "unholy aJU auoe?" What are the invincible Patrick Ford of the Irish World, Colonel John Finerty of tha Chicago Cltlsen, John Devoy of tha Gaelic American, John O'llara. of tha Cath olic Sentiivei and the many other Irish American Journalists going to do about it? What Is left for the erstwhile admirers of Bryan in Portland? ' Will they have an other "peace meeting" of the Marquam Grand and Allaky Hall brand? Will they drink this gall from tha hands of the "peerless leader V PERSONAL ROTES. . Bherburn M. Becker, "boy mayor" of Milwaukee,' automjbtled all the way from hla home city to New York with aeveral friends. By great effort Trust Magnate Jim Smith of New Jersey got Bryan to his town, and forthwith tha Nebraskan waxed eloquent as to a deslra to put trust magnates in Jail. Mr. Smith, however, is still at large. On October II, at Washington, the mili tary monument In memory of General George B. McClellan, former commander of the Army of the Potomac, will be un veiled. The general's widow is now 71. ' Miss Hudy Dyer, the first woman to be some a member of a political club In Okla homa, waa elected to membership of the Checotah ' Democratic club recently and made a political speech which la said to have "backed the old-timers off the boards." General Frederick Funaton learned that there was a project to rename Devlsadero street, ia San Francisco, Furston. Ha checked his admirers, declaring the "project Inadvisable, on the broad ground that it ia not customary to honor living man In this fashion." - , Emerson Hough, the author, is a great traveler, never contented to remain In one place very long. He waa the first man to cross Yellowstone park In tha winter, and some eleven years ago be spent moat of tha cold season rushing it In tha Na tional paik and photographing buff.tlo. Ona day recently a colleague asked Speaker Cannon what, in hla opinion, was tha main difference between the daya of hla youth and tha present time. "Well," anawered Uncle Joe, reflectively, "Whan I was a youngster, a young man was satis fied to paddle hla own canoe, but nowadays every ona thinks be haa a sail to steer toe ship ef state." t MKNORUS, t ame as a Shock. Oumlia World-Herald (Aug. tl.) The announcement that Edward Roae water is dead has come to ihla city and stale as a great shock. Few men have played a larger part In the ilfe of this western Community than thai played by the lute editor of The Dee for the lust generation, and this part he played up al most to the very hour ot hla sudden death. A truthful estimate and an accurate analysis ot Mr. Ronewater'a character Is difficult to give. For over thirty years he has been a participant in every strug gle which has occurred in this atate. In most of those struggles he has been a leading figure. During every day of that time he haa published an aggressive and wldsly circulated newspaper, and the re sult is that Mr. Rosewater became the most talked of man In the state, and it Is hardly going tuu far to say that those who were not his warm friends were his bitter enemies. For that very reason It Is difficult to place a Jiwst estimate upon his character. The World-Herald, which, for many years haa been a business competitor and polit ical opponent of Mr. Rosewater, and which, with varying success, haa been through many struggle with him. It not well qual ified naturally to pronounce a eulogy upon him. In tha presence of death, however, wh!.h ends all rivalries and softens ' all acer bities, we all sec with clearer eye snd Judge by a fairer standard. Mr. Rose water possessed many of the qualities of true greatneaa. He waa a man ef won derful force, determination and peralst ence. He waa a man ot great breadth of view, of wide Intelligence, aa well aa remarkable Information. Hla grasp of subjects was quirk snd original. He was at all tlmea a ready and able writer and. In aplte of natural shortcomings, he be came a strong and effective epeaker. He was a natural champion of popular rights and a natural foe to II forma of oppres sion nd tyranny. Unsparing with those whom he opposed, or denounced, and some times unfair, he waa, with hla friends, generous, and to his family kind and good. To the hundred of men who, at various times, were In his employ, he waa reputed to be both Just and considerate. In the enterprises of the city and state he waa public-spirited and progressive. In hla own business affairs he showed at all tlmea a courage and enterprise which often In volved the taking of extreme chances and made him a pioneer In the western news paper field. To churches and charities he waa a liberal contributor and to himself he was a hard master. He took little Interest In the amenities of life, and rarely took an hour for recreation or rest. He waa not a philosopher, but a fighter, and he died aa he had lived, In the harness. What he got out of life, or out of poli tics It would be hard for the average man to sea. From beginning to end, week In and week out. he seemed to be engaged In one continuous, never-ceasing struggle In which defeat followed victory and victory followed defeat In rapid succession, until all finally ended In bttter disappointment and sudden death. Vital and Throhhfejsr Force. Omaha Newa (September 1.). Many people hava questioned tha motives which often Influenced him, but few will doubt that the final summing up of the exceedingly active life of Edward Roee water ahowa more of public -benefit than waa accomplished by perhaps any other single factor In tha history of the atate. What difference now about tha motive? Or what difference if the dead did not alwaya do aa you or I thought ha ahould? A man's puny motives eannot atop or even retard the onward aweep of progress) and righteousness; nay, they may be among those millions of things at which we grumble aa imperfections or useless in the scheme of the universe only to hava, on rare occasions, tha curtain awept aside for a flash go let us sea that the seemingly most useleaa and seemingly most imperfect are a essential aa the sun Itself. The only things that we. In our meager mental vision, are permitted to know and Judge are the direct forces, aa those for publlo betterment, and of auch tha Ufa of Edward Rosewater waa full. Whatever hla motivea may sometimes have been, he struck great blowa for the people In their struggle to secure their rights; whether or no he was alwaya dis interested, hla political fights helped mightily to teach the people to plaoa the man above the party; If sometime unjust, he added materially to the sentiment against official corruption; right or wrong, he was the champion of the city and tha state and the west alwaya, not only with pen and words, but in public-spirited enter prising acta which Borne of hla detractors, better able financially to do, hesitated to Imitate. Whatever course of action ha deefded on, he followed with. all his might, with an extraordinary power of mind and character, with remarkable energy, untiring Industry and persistency. In tha fac of ridicule and enmity. In person and through hla newa paper. He rarely left the Issue obscure; In fact be usually made It so clear-cut that ha almost always tore the atate Into two classes strong friends or bitter foea. So vital and throbbing a force was Ed ward Rosewater that It la no wonder that Its sudden stilling has shocked even his enemies into regret over his passing. A Mia of Actios. Hastlnga Tribune. Edward Roaewater wna a deep thinker and a man of action, and being ambitious It was natural that he should aspire to honor and distinction. He was recognised by President McKlnley and made a member of the advisory board of the repuollcan national committee, and be was also recog nised by President Roosevelt, who appointed him a delegate to the International postal trongress. Mr. Rosewater alao served aa national committeeman for the republican party from Nebraska. Is it any wonder then that a man who had done ao much for his party and hla atate that he should have ambitions to occupy, a seat In the upper house of the national congress? Is It not human nature that when a man's lifetime ambitions hava been shattered, snd the last ray of hope has vanished, to feel tha aling of disappointment unto death? Ia Krkraiiia History. Hastings Republican. In Nebraska hUtory he will be recordi-d as one of lta greatest and most influential eltisens. and his personality, Inltla'lve and aggressive leadership will be inseparably connected with the great enterprises and matters of public interest and benefit that have for the last forty yeara redounded to th progress, development and glory of N braska. No great achievements In Nebraska were ever complete without the Influence and aggressive championing of Mr. Rose water and hla great newspaper. asserted Treraeadoas laSJaeare. Bosion Globe. Edward Roaewater, the famoua Omaha politician and Journalist, had a poetic name, In striking contrast with his remarkable vigor of speech and energy of action. He exerted a tremendous Influence In an ex tensive sphere, and by hla death tha weat loaea one of ita moat conspicuous and strongest charaoters. ROlD A BO IT NEW YORK. Ketrsiks Hease-Folks, One of the Omaha membera of the Ne braska delegation which welcomed Bryan at New York achieved nearly a much no toriety with hla mouth as did the "cowboy mayor" with his lariat. Within forty eight hnura after landing he had encom passed Manhattan with his all-seeing eye, assimilated social conditions there, digested the problems which perplexed local sages, and while thus overcharged a reporter hap pened along. An Interview resulted. The visiting seer expressed the opinion that New York wss no good, that It was the dumping ground for foreigners, and that the best thing In It waa "the first train for Omaha." These high ball sentiments provoked a retort In mannerly terms from the New York Times under the heading, "Omaha's Brutal Candor' qtioting a por tion of the Interview aa a text, the Tlmea says: "Well, to be sure, New York Is more conveniently situated than Omaha to become the dumlng ground of natlona over aeae. Tha worst, aa well aa the best, talents and physiques are here displayed to the observer. . But ought a cltlsen of Omaha to Intimate that this town monop olizes civic wickedness? At least. It haa never attempted through Ita officials to confiscate the property of a water works company by reducing ratea contrary to the express provisions of a contract, so that .- an Injunction had to be brought againat the city, or refused to stand by Its agreement to buy the property at an appraised vatuatlon, having first assisted to create tha tribunal of appraisal. If certain western towns filled with the physically, mentally, and morally long haired would cease playing fantastic tricks through their own clly governments, pos albly their sad critics might direct ahafta at New York with a greater degrea of aa su ranee In congrutty." The diamond headlight which Illumined the ehlrt bosom of one of the seven demo cratic 'mayors was lost In the -rush and crush In Gotham. The man who wore the brilliant, valued at tWW. was a shining mark. Hotel clerks envied the spark, also tha smooth-fingered resldenta. Bo when the owner, wearied of a day'a shouting and tolling and Incidental exhlleratlon, burled himself in a comfortable chair In tha hotel lobb a gentle hand touched the ahlner and tha light went out forever. The Ve braska mayor can console himself with the reflection that he was not quite as easy ss the Missourlan who was plucked of his wallet, ns well aa Jewels. It hap pened on the street. The Mlsiwiurlan squealed and had to go to the station as a witness against two women arre"ated for doing the Job. "You had better stay here all night." said the officer; . "you mlg'nl lose your clothes." Mayor Brown, like all the other members of the Nebraska delegation, describe the reception of Mr. Bryan In New York as "all right." reports the New York Times. They declare that the treatment they re ceived was "nice." which Is a western superlative. The mayor of TJneoln called the attention of fellow Nebraskans to what he termed "a coincidence In the lives of western peo ple, gathered Into far-away communities to become more loyal to the atate of their adoption than the one In which they were bom." Ha said: "William Jennings Bryan snd I were law partners in Jefferson. III., snd here he Is coming back home, one of the biggest and best known men In the world, to TJneoln, Neb., where I am to receive him In my capacity as mayor of that thriving city. Ed Ooltra, who had the yacht ready for Bill Bryan's home-coming, went to school with Mr. Bryan. ' Mrs. Bryan and Mra. Ooltra were schoolmates. It's a small world where good people sre attracted to gether by some atrange magnetism. "One thing w boys will have to explain at home, and that Is the talk about our trlpa In the tenderloin.' We didn't aee any thing ao terrible there, but out our way the district ia aa much under tha ban aa Is Wall atreet." The offer to bet a red apple was not pleasing to other members of the Nebraska delegation. There were protests that Mayor Brown waa toot talking In tha "home folk" tongue. "Why, you must be getting effete," said Mayor "Jim" Dahlman of Omaha. "You know that In the old days you would bet a man that he, would not live to cross the street, that be was not alive, or anything else, Juat for the sake of a wager." The mayor with the lariat then related how he had lassoed a cab horse early yes terday morning. ' "It waa thla way," he said. "Tom John son Introduced me to Mayor Dunne In a restaurant, neglecting to aay that Dunne had charge of the Chicago outfit. I told him that there waa a whole lot of duraed red tape In the mayor business, and that there was no reason for writing a volume as to why I should veto an ordinance. Four worde across 'the paper were enough Just "Sage brush for yours!' Mayor John Bon agreed with me, and the other mayor said I wss right. There was too much red tape In Chicago, he added. "I offered to lasso the mayor of Chicago In a block, giving him a hundred-foot start. Remember, it waa early thla morning, and I had had only two hours' sleep. Well. Chicago wsan't up to the game, so I Just lassoed a can horse coming down Fifth avenue. The cabby refused to take th dollar bill I offered him. Bald he was glad to get off without being scalped. He wns tha first man I tnet in New York who wasn't looking for a tip." The mayor of Omaha waa Interrupted by a bell boy. solicitous about a great bundle of newspapers which he wanted aent up to hla room to look over when- he got home. The bell boy stood by the mayor's aide patiently. "Haven't you forgotten something, Mr. Mayor?" ha asked. The mayor considered, and gave the boy a quarter, and then remembered that he had left hla lariat at the clerk'a deak. He -mm"mmm-l The. Storu of 1 f f W want very houejk8pr In Amorlcs) . . V If to know the) story of (Pillsbiuiry'sl IV BEST BREAKFAST CEREAL VITOS This story contains two vital points that will i a tar oat yon. j let Oil ft I ITV T1" as "rWasT-sss sWs. W Ua. PuUsay's IJUALI I I VTTOS a saw (to waa Us l a.vhahnr- a)aaBJaaUaieie wW. rwV-x a"a EC0II0L1Y taaggag - ' ' X e- slat 12 sWel sirsassrstisiaiiisl il iSSJ i At ail grocers. A CRITICAL PERIOD INTELLISENTWOMEM PREPARE Dangers and Pain of This Crltioal Period ' Avoided by the Use of Lydi s. 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Her advice is free and always helpful to ailing women. told the boy to bring It to him. It wu another boy who appeared with tha lariat and he, too, had to receive a tip. "'Shadow of the Cross of Gold!" exclalmas the mayor. Aa he spoke "Mike" Elmore appeared "Mike" Is one o fthe millionaires who great up In the west. , "Have a good time at the meeting last, night, boys? "And what will you have now?" asked "Mike." "Scotch in mine." , . MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "How did you Ilka Conlstoa?' Phyllla. inquire! "(."oniston?" renested Dnrla "T can1' call the name. Have I ever been engages, to him?" Judge. "How peaceful and quiet it Is in tha country!" remarked the commercial trav eler. "Tes," answered Farmer Corntossel; "l( doea get kind o' nice an' quiet after tha city boarders go back home." Waahlngtoi Star. "Ha waa the' moat' wuperallrfnUs ipokef player I ever saw." "Yea and he got ao superstitious her lately that he's quit playing tha gams alto gether!" "You don't ssy?" "Yes, he suddenly discovered that there are thirteen cards In- each suit." Philadel phia Press. "Yes," sighed Mrs. Lnpsllng, "Bophrony suffers terrible from neuralagy. The only relief ehe ever gets la when she hss as epldemio Inserted in her arm." Chicaad Tribune. "Sir!" cried the grocer. Indignantly. "d you mean to accuse me of putting chlcorj laid my coffee?" "Not at all," replied the customer, coollv "I always give you credit for putting eom coffee into tha chicory." Philadelphia Ledger. "I oertalnly waa shocked," Bald tha tern-vlaageri woman, "to hear that yog were married. I wouldn't marry the besl man on earth." "He never gave you a chancel" retorted Mra. Bridey, "because he aasurea me I was the only girl he ever proposed to." Phila delphia Catholic Standard. "Your constituents never get' up any great public demonstrations." "I don't mind," answered Senator Sor ghum. "There'a many a ellp between th ovation and election." Washington Star, Wearying of his incessant tol, and benl with age, the veteran editor at last laid aside hla pen. "What'B the use!" he exclaimed. "For more than forty years I hare csrefully i.nd conscientiously refrained from beginning any headline, editorial, or paragraph with the word 'the,' and not a soul on earth has ever noticed It!" Chicago Tribune. FOOLISH. Milwaukee Sentinel., . (A Milwaukee girl says she Will never let a men klas her until she marries; and if ahe never marries she will never be kissed ) Never will kiss till you're married? ), fie Mistress Prude, how your prate. You'll be sorry some .day tbat you a tar ried Oct busy before It's too late. Are your Hps full and red like the cherry? Have you leeth like a dentifrice ad? If so. Mistress Prude, don't be chary Pucker up! And be quick you'll be glad! There la not a thing to be gained In the waiting Yon're denying yourself of the dream; And you'll pardon ua, dearie, for atatlng You're missing the candy and oresm. Why pass them? Why let them be wasted? It's foolish, Miss Prtda,. bet an thar You'll regret It. the sweets now untested. When you live with a parrot and cat.