Tiie Omaha Daily Bee. E. ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha Postofflc a second clae matter. - TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Pally B (without Sundav), on year.. 14 CI Dally Bee and Hundav, on eer I 00 Sunday B. on year I M Saturday Br, ona year 1.14 DELIVERED BT CARRIER Pally Boa (Including Sunday), per week.. 17c Daily Be (without Bunder . per week.. lie Evening pea (without Sunday . per week e Evening Bee (with Sunday), per eek....l0e Sunday Bee. pr ropy c Addreee complaints of Irrrgularltle In de livery to City Circulation Department. ' offices. Omaha The Bee Building.' South Omaha City Hull Building. Council BluRa 10 Penrl Street. ChlearoIMO Unity Building. New York ISna Home Life ins. Bulldlnf. Washington ot Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. . Communication relating to new and edi torial matter ebould be addreaaed: Omaha Baa, Editorial Department. ,. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or poataJ order payable to 'The Bee Publishing Company. Only f-centetajnpe received payment ut mall acoounta. Personal check, except on Omaha or eastern exchangee, not aoeepleu THE BED PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Dowel" County, : C. C. Roaewater, general manager of The Bee Publishing company,, kettie- du'y worn. aya that the actual number of full and complete eopiea of The Dally Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee' printed during the month of July, J.I0I, waa. as rouows: , 1 tO.140 I-w sx.no UN. 4 B,SOO SSSOO S1,0 T Saaao I tmoo t 8LM0 10 S l,o6o 11 8LSM II S3M 11 saM 14 S4.080 II S0.4O0 17 ai.ea II 11.K30 II BLSao 10 SX.8S0 tt.i n.ao tt sooo II.' 81.T30 14 i,eo It...... S1,S30 tt 81,370 IT...,. 81,780 It. a. WIN II WQM !...., S1.S30 II SLS10 II SsSOO Total Lees unsold eopiea Nat total aalea rTS.vM Daily average........... IUU C, C. ROSEWATBR. General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before ma thla list day of July. 104. (Seal.) M. B. HUNQATE. Notary Public. WHE.1 OUT OF TOWN. porarlly ahaald have Tk Boo aalled ta these. Addraaa will he eaaaed aa oftea aa reoweeted. Sham reform la Iowa differs very lit tle from fake reform la Nebraska. The only way to give South Omaha food government Is to annex It to Its mother. The test of Colonel Bryan's tact may oome when Roger Sullivan offers to shake hands at Chicago. The Initiative and referendum seems to be having trouble to get started, to say nothing of being deficient In ter minal facilities... From the way Secretary Wilson la throwing boquets at western packing house Chicago must have been to blame for all the trouble. The) local . lea dealers' new rule of pay-la-advance seems to go on the the ory that the only trust to be extended must be extended to the Ice trust Vice President Fairbanks bits the nail on the head when he says the negroes can advance only by their own efforts but the white man should put ao stones In the road. The contest In the Third - congres sional district will have national Inter est should the question of fraudulent leases and purchases of Indian lands be brought Into the Issue. Under Secretary MacDonnell's Chief occupation In Ireland at the present time seems to be that of acting as red Sag to unionists while the government Is working on Its reform bill. It Is difficult for the most ardent lovers of human freedom to enthuse over the cause of the men who show such poor taste as those who threw the bomb In Stolypln's home. If goTrsment agents are to be be lieved persons thinking of invest , lng in Mexican enterprises will save time and reach the . same result by throwing their money into the ocean. After court costs have been paid managers of the predatory trusts may eonolude that the old plan of live and let live la not only the beat morally, but also the most remunerative finan cially. . The Osaaha police, commission will waica ioa inai 01 me bouiu umana police commissioners on the charge of being asleep at their post of duty on Sunday. Uneasy lies the head that swings the baton, . ' President Palme's call for volun teers will hardly bring a response like that Immortal call issued by president Lincoln gnd one reason wil be because the prospective ' voluateers have not so much at stake. The charge that ministers of the gospel are losing prestige and Influ ence Is perhaps only true In certain eases where the ministers have b: lieved their commission was to gain notoriety at the sacrifice of good taste. In the meantime the Rock Island road Is being made the scapegoat for all the sins of railroad discrimination from which Omaha la suffering. The other railroads will probably make it good to the Rock Island at the other end of tho Use. Mr. Good assures the republicans of Nemaha that he alone la responsible for the tnrnlng of the entire Nemaha delegation into the Brown column. But Mr. Oood forgets to tell the people of Nemaha coaaty that be acted at the bahect ef the Burllagtoa war. THE pitnct COUXTT DtrtC.TIOX. The attempt of the fake reform press lt Justify the conduct of,Cendld;u Williams and the defection of tho Pierce tounty delegation to the state t publican convention -m ine idea that they acted In gool faun will not bold water with Intelllgott people v. ho are ffsmlllar with the faos. The neennp- tlon that the Pierce tounty delegation was not Instructed on the sehatorship is baseless.' The resolutions Instruct ing the delegation for Judge Boyd, tor congress, ror Senator Sheldon for governor and for Edward Rosewater foe the United Stales senator were passed, each separately. In the pres cues of the candidates, and we feel snre lhat. Senator Sheldon and Judge Boyd will corroborate this statement. The comparison between the con duct of Judge Williams and the Pierce county delegates whom he controlled and that of the Saunders and Butler county delegates who changed from Brown to Rosewater 00 the third and fourth ballots is not well taken. . The Saunders and Butler county delegates voted their individual preference after discharging their obligation with out compensation or promise of re ward.. . The performance of Judge Williams was a piece of rank treach ery and a clear sell-out. The bar gain for his vote and that of the dele gates whose votes he cast against their instructions was made before the con vention opened. And yet Judge WU Hams, when asked before the conven tion opened what-he had 'to any re garding the reports of impending de ' fectlpn which had been foreshadowed by the Lincoln Journal, declared, on honor to the chairman of the Doug' las county delegation, aa well , as to others, that there wasn't the slightest foundation for the report. He clinched the denial with the pledge that he and the other delegates from Pierce county would stand for Rosewater from first to last. Within ten minutes after he had given this assurance, he was seen arm in . arm with Frank Harrison, the manager of the Brown press bureau, who had In velgled him Into selling out his con stituents for a mess of pottage. It is also a telltale coincidence that Mr. Caldwell of Clay county, who had been promised a nomination for state railway commissioner at the fake re form bargain counter, was given to understand before the convention as sembled that Judge Williams would be one of the three nominees for rail road commissioner. Mr. Caldwell Is an honest, sincere advocate of railroad regulation and he was sold out the moment that Williams was bought in. Had , Mr. Williams been a candidate for railroad commissioner or even contemplated becoming a candidate before the Pierce county convention had assembled, he could readily have secured instructions from ' his own county for that office. Manifestly, his candidacy was projected for him after the Pierce county convention had been held,' and ' the statement that " Pierce county had not Instructed Its dele gates to the state convention to sup port Rosewater was fabricated to ex cuse his dishonorable conduct. stays or popular avtakksixo. The most noteworthy feature of the ferment In both political parties in New Y6rk is the disposition to have party tickets this year ' represent pop ular sentiment and purpose. This tendency has gone so far as to impress old time party managers and to impel them to consider how they can sat isfy the people who demand a real share In naming their representatives. The movement In the republican party to put Thomas E. Hughes to the front for governor and in the democratic party to name William T. Jerome Is a most significant development of the situation. , Both these men, while they were long known as party adherents, repre sent everything that Is repugnsnt to machine politics carried to the ex treme In the Empire state. Neither of them In office would for one Instant knuckle to machine dictation, and each Is the last man any combination of bosses would pick out to represent their interests in patronage and legis lative manipulations. They are men of Independent spirit who regard pub lic duty as paramount and whose action would square with their con victions of public Interest. Nothing could be more suggestive of popular determination to have a change from the dictatorial machine regime than the fact that many of Its most hardened and conspicuous leaders not only have abandoned the Idea of machine tickets, but also are Making show of favoring Hughes and Jerome. On the democratic side there is the additional emb-rrsssmpnt of dealing with the Hearst raid which threatens to become serious, and which, while pretending to act in the name of the people, is practically a most obnox ious form of bosslsm. In the great pivotal state of New York the campaign midway In a presi dential term Is the time when party managers form their lines and shape their strategy for the national con test two years later. It means a great deal therefore that they have now to accept as a paramount fact that the people propose to settle affairs which the machines have been accustomed to arrogate to themselves, .and that bossiam can attempt to block the way only at Its own peril. Whea It comes to the election of members of the next legislature Omaha and Nebraska have a common Interest in the selection of men who will legis late for a square deal between all classes of taipsyers. If the Union Pacific persists ta its project of running a spur to the South Omaha re wary, there will be another THE OMAHA charge added against the South Omaha police commission for allowing a brew ery switch to be -built thst will be kept open on Sunday all the year around. The proper caper would be a pipe line that could not be seen by a deaf and dumb policeman. -. v GOLD A XT) THE INTEREST RATK. The paradox of a rapidly Increasing world's product. rising for the cur rent year far above 1400,006,000. or more than the value of the annual rrdtpuf of both the gold and silver mines not long ago, along with an In creasing Interest rate, has not been better explained than by1 Herman Sietken, the great Oermad financier, who emphasises -the stimulating effect of the unprecedented gold Increment upon Industry,. "The gold output," he says, "Is only a stimulus to Indus try and will not bring down the Inter est rate until the world's commerce ceases to expand." i In other words, the sure prospect of. an enlarged sup ply of money stock encourages enter prise, which calls. for capital and bids It up. " ' . ' i . ' " Precisely this process on an enor mous scale has been In .progress In this country, closely following the as surance ten ' years 1 ago that adjust ments were not to be .violently dislo cated by an arbitrary change from the world's money standard. - No such Industrial expansion was ever before experienced In the United States, but It has been paralleled In One degree or another during the- same time in other, countries, and particularly in Germany., All the younger industrial communities like Canada are increas ing at a hitherto unknown rate their demand for. cash . funds and credit The enormous concentrations In Indus trial organisation In this and In other countries, all proposing enlarged oper ations in old and extensions into new fields, are merely an Index of the In crease of enterprise and trade which must be financed. The same forces are asserting them selves notably In great municipal bond ing operations, New York and Phila delphia having lately had to face sales of thirty and fifty-year bonds on a 4 per cent basis, which Is 30 per cent higher than, they .were able to realize a few . years ago. The recent Panama bond sale byx the United States is an explainable excep tion to the rule to which even national and municipal governments of the strongest credit mast submit. Stock values in this country have long In large part reflected development an ticipations, but in such a worldwide demand for money, involving Innumer able alternative profits at high rates, early realization Is demanded by In vestors, even in our most promising properties. The possibilities of gold production are now known to be almost Illimit able, and although the annual output may be still further vastly Increased the Interest rate will not . fall .until enterprise shall exhaust itself of some how receives a check. , 1 : . MUNICIPAL CIVIL BKHVlCt. Nearly every large cty in this coun try has within recent years adopted a test of competency under elvll service rules for all ' municipal employes. Omaha Is one of the very few excep tions. Here the spoils system in. its most offensive and injurious form still prevails. While there always, have been some misfits and incompetents in our municipal service daring previous administrations, a great majority of the men on the municipal pay roll were qualified for the work assigned to them. Under the present regime, how ever, the reverse is the rule.' : Scores of men who are absolutely unfit to fill the jobs to which they have been as signed have been foisted upon the city pay roll and the whole city service has been demoralized. The fault is not altogether with Mayor Dahlman, who has endeavored In many instances to stand off Incompetent taxeatera, but the council majority seems bent upon turning everything upside down In the city hall for partisan ends, regardless of the damage Inflicted upon the tax payers. The responsibility for this state of affairs is the spoils system, which al ways has been prolific In graft, em bezzlement and Inefficiency in the mu nicipal service. The time is ripe for a radical change. That change may be brought about by the voluntary adoption of civil aervlce rules and the merit system thst will make com petency the passport for employment, and at the same time protect honest and competent men In the municipal service from summary discharge and promote those who are jnost worthy to higher places. It can also be brought about and may have to.be brought about by legislative action that will make the civil service and merit system compulsory In cities of the metropolitan class. If the council is wise it will heed this admonition by enacting, an ordi nance) that will establish civil service rules and the merit system In Omaha. By such action ft will relieve Itself from the pressure thst Is being brought by place hunters and ward heelers and at the same time protect honest and competent democratic employes from summary discharge In the future, when the republicans get luto power. If they persist in foisting a horde of Incompe tents snd grafters on the city pay roll they will force tsxpaylng cltlaena of all parties to organize, for self-protection and precipitate a conflict that Is to sure to end in the expulsion of the demo crats from the city administration. The lose ef tha aenatoreblp te Omaha la causing more grief than would tha com plete deatructlon of all th breweries thera Lincoln Newa Such contemptible slurs ara not cal culated to strengthen Attorney Gen eral Brown with sensible and sober DAILY BEEi MONDAY, AUGUST 27, 1906. people In Douglas county or sny other section of the state. Douglas county will elect twelve members to the nest legislature, and there Is a bare posat blllty that Mr. Brown may need a few rotes from Omaha and Douglas county to make his election snre. Let It be distinctly understood, towever, that The Bee will give no countenance to any movement In Douglas or any other legislative district designed to repudiate the actio a of the state con vention. If Mr. Brown should happen to fall down In the final contest. It will be due to the lack of sincerity and indiscretion of his Lincoln fake reform champions While It may be premature to make specific suggestions for charter revision the conduct of the city council in block lng efficient supervision of public works and street pavements will compel tax payers to organise at an early day to Insure the revision of the charter that will make a continuance of such per formatters Impossible. If every man who has filed his name for nomination On the legislative ticket has a platform of his own up' his sleeve the voters wil doubtless have a long and varied assortment of, prom Ises to digest. Platforms are all right In their way, but the man and his record must square with the platform In tendering payment for all paper bearing his name, , whether signed by him or forged Francis S. Peabody has won the admiration- tf depositors in the defunct. Chicago" bank, but may have placed a premium on dishonesty Newspaper frrtgrattoa. Newark (N. J.) News. Wa also drank 17.000,000 worth of min eral water last year, counting what went Into rickeys and highballs or was used as chasers. Forn (! Arsruwaeat. Chicago Newa. Thieving bank officials and Ineffective bank examinations are arguments for the postal aavlngs system which ate very dlf flcult to reuse. Farced t Be Merclfal. Philadelphia Record. Even the trusts have bowels. This Is proven by the action of the Glucose trust. Its managers mercifully promise to here after abstain from dosing the candy eaters with, bleaching powder poisons. For so fliuun IC UP 0V BUAJT ipeuKXUl., Pat ail Kettle Blewlaar Osf. ; Brooklyn. Eagle., ' Hearst says Jerome Is "endowed with the soul of lackey," that ha Is ".festooned with the Spanish moaa o( disgraceful failure M New Tork'a district attorney." Jerome says .. Hearst is intellectually sterile, socially vulgar fid morally obtuse." Neat! - - .., .ft ; . Advertlalasj Me VaaUnesa. . Bpringfleld Republican. . Indian territory baa been Industriously ad vertised as fit for st&Uhood, and probably is -in , most respeots. ,, But a place where card invitations to the execution of a mur derer are issued by. aenarshal and the news sent out -as if the Invitations were to a debutante.' a reoeptien, -baa a UXtle ctvlUsa tlon yet to gain. . Eflle to Caard Agalaat. Baltimore American. The government 'has taken only one step In prescribing 'the treatment of the coolies to be employed at Panama and In its pro hibition of " bract leaf slavery. The next and most IrfiportarftStep Is to see that the first one is enforced.' It Is not on of those questions where .men interested can safely be put upon "their honor. City Jays ' Ara Easy. Philadelphia' Ledger. There ara certain confidence games so grossly crude that all the victims may ex pect Is a laugh. There i no sympathy for him and he deaerveS what he gets, w.hloh is a lesson In experiences. But the repre sentative from the back- counties who buy a gold brick, who beta that he can open a lock, who wagers his money upon the loca tion of a nimble pes tinder a shell compared with the city-bred gudgeon who reada tk personal of a "widow" and Is moved thereby to "loosen up" Is a monument of wisdom, dignity and astuteness. A Specie for Revolatlea. . Chlcsgo .Chronicle. , Intelligence from. Cuba confines the opinion which we ventured to express the ether day which la that the Cuban brother la constitutionally Inimical to constitutional government or any other kind of govern ment. The batch , of generals who are In the lockup at Havana charged with Inciting revolution admit that they have no griev ances, but , want a change. They desire something exciting to begin, like th little boy who set Ore to the barn. The remedy for this sort of thing Is not the one that the Spaniards practiced a tiring squad and Qulrklime. That is too spectacular and only excites th Cuban' brother to emulation. Put him on th rock pile for six months. That will abate hla passion for revolution. PERSONAL. HiOTEI. Albert J. Earllng. president of the Chi cago, Milwaukee A St. Paul railroad, was a telegraph operator for five years. The New York police will wesr caps In stead of helmets next winter. Th order for the change will shortly be sent out. It will not be greeted with applause, since policemen say that while the cap gives protection against the weather, the helmet gives protection against the brickbat Minister John Hicks, the representative of tha 1'nlted State In Chile, ia the editor and principal owner of the Oehkoph, Wis., Northwestern. He served four yeara as minister to Peru, having been appointed by President Harrison. He baa. published on novel. "Th Man From Oshkosh." Charles Francis Brush, the noted elec trician, has on his office door In his build ing In Cleveland: "Office hours, 11: to 11" He Is alwaya there promptly and never works overtime. Most of his time he spenda in his laboratory 'alone. His chief diversion Is gotten out af his three manual pip organ. - ' With the reputation of being the best all-around athlete and student that Wis consin has ever produced, and with th distinction of being the first man who ever completed the three yeara' taw course at Harvard In two yeara," Henry F. Coeh ena of Milwaukee la now In the race for eongresa In th Fifth district of Wlscon sin. Porohenta la to have a monument. Her descendants. Including sll relatives of th two Harrisons. Oouverneur Morria, Mrs. Burton Harrison and the large and lm aortaat Randolph. Cabal snd Fairfax fam. lilee of Virginia, net to mention many leas well-known people In New Engtang and other portion of th United State, have decided that th little Indian aaalden de serves tha raeognltloa and have organised te raise naoos te that aL . - ." . i ' NEBRASKA SENATORIAL, CONTKST. " vieiwry. ift iBoinfi nffnifr ina Laaer (rep 1. Is the best victory any man ever wins, and that la victory over his own Inclination to believe that he has been wronaed by th success of others. A man ma have reeu. tallon aa a philosopher, but he Is la reality no philosopher at all If he does not under- ..w Br.B.u-vn.v...i.a am ia ira WW IIVI aBItWVl - onj th. 1. .i-.. . - things In this world, for his own defeats and dteappolntmenta aa wall aa for those of hla opponent. In th parlance ef the street, Mr. Ro water Is rood loeer" Rlna a wl loser Is only another term for being h. - w-i and well balanced man. "For no man who -. WM'B Mill does not lose well aver wins well. And no man who does not accept defeat with com posure Is entitled to win. Mr. Rosewater stands higher today In Nebraska than he stood yesterday, and higher autald of Nebraska. Ha may never get to th. senate. w ii win ic.fn , name mat win oe re membered In crmnectlon with tha develop ment of his state of th Missouri valley long after the namea of most of th Sena- tors have been forgotten. A Blrdseye View. Thorston Oasette (rep.). At the state republican convention Ndrrls Brown of Buffalo county, was nominated rnr tt,i.i v .toe. e r... , : ' ... lieutenant governor.' Melvln R. Hopewell of Burt county. T, Rosewster of th Omaha n. ,v hi. a.e.. ...i- -v. . .v. Bee took his defest gracefully, showing th true manhood of thst worthy gentleman, fn Mr. Brown th republicans have a man of the Rosewater stamp, but on who had not so many political enemies, hence hla tvnmlntlr Mill. UmJt .K. ft... . ... . . mar rneaAs Tlia Hvor. Waterloo Oaaetta (rep ). Edward Rosewater rose to tha occasion and In defeat wae stronger In th hearts of his friends and recognised by hla enemies greater than they thought him to be. It Is eaey enough to show t one's strength of character In victory but even In his defeat air. nosevaier provea nimsen greater man h might have been In victory. He will hav mora friends In Nebraska than ever for -his manly speech at tha close of the hard-fought battle at Lincoln Wednesday. A Ceel Job Ift. Sioux City Journal (rep.) wen, junior osewater naa a good JOO eju . Still en tha Flrlasr Line. Grand Island Independent (Ind.) Tne repuniican party or Nem-aaka nas a grand old man In Hon. Edward Rosewater. naa nis enemies bitter, unrelenting nemlest No newspaper man who does his auiy as non. Edwara Koeewator has don his is without them. They ar not always a discredit to him. as to soma of thm. lng, h gave a yeU and jumping from th he may well be loved and admired because car started on a run toward Sheffield eve he has thera. And no man could have cn- nua. Not caring to be left behind and ml as tertaineo or expressed a more loyal sentl- ment tnan aid Hon. Edward Rosewater' when called upon, after his defeat in th nomination for senator, to address the convention. He haa don valiant services for the republican party In Nebraaka. Tim and again he has been on the firing line and has contributed as much to republican vlctorte. as any other single agency. He ... tiviiwiiu; uwu iiuiiuiiu uy ins party but owing to the opposition that will be ......,. M.'-.lmii poemons, generated by sny man In Journalistic fields wno expresses nis sincere convictions fear- lessly, he ha. been rejected when ...king higher honors or those position, to which he believed h. .nii - ...... he believed he was entitled and In which n was convinced h could serve th Inter. est ot Nebraska well.. And It mnm imm.,. ately Upon such a defeat that Hon. Ed ward Rosewater not only showed no bitter ness, no keen disappointment, but also pledged his support to the republican cause without the least criticism of his onDonents or of the campaign they had made, and in dlcated that he was prepared to continue th fight for the republican nartv dili gently and enthusiastically ' as ever be- tore. Work af Political Sc he as era. Schuyler Fre Lane (lnd.). When the Epworth leaaue asaemMv 1. Nebraaka dipped .Into politics and naaaed resoiuuons announcing Editor Rosewater owing to his being opposed to prohibition, and went further and denounced him per- so nan y, it did Roaewater no harm and did harm the Epworth league. A religious or- ganlsatlon like the Epworth league better keep out of politics, and If It does go in anouia d at leaat fair. While Roaewater Is opposed to prohibition, so is every man wno is aspiring today for ths republican nomination for United States senator tn tnis stats. Those leaguers did not mention anyone but Rosewater. thus showing that they were unfair and unjust and acting upon spite, a thing such a body ought to be clear of, Tha amount of It was that some political schemer worked the league to do that, and all he had to do was to raise th cry or "crucify him" ard the mob waa ready to do It. Ona csnnot predict what a bunch of fanatics will do or not do. Hlgrker tm Pablle Eeteea. Pender Republic (rep.). Rosewater took bis defeat Ilk a man. ana w mink more of him now than we did before th convention. will Represeat Stat Wall. - I Madison Chronicle (rep.). I Norrts Brown waa the choice of tha re. publican convention for United States sen- ator. whHe the Chronicle believed that Roaewater deserved th honor at th hsnda of Nebraska republicans. yt w never for a moment doubted the ability or Integrity 01 joms urown, and we believe that if elected by the coming legislature he will make one of tha beat representatives thla state has ever had In th United States enate. - Prlaelplee Ar What Ceast. Wood River Interest (rep.). Edward Rosewater' apeech after the sen atorial contest made him a host of friends. Roaewater is one cf Nebraska's great men. no noming proves It mere then that apeech. The ambition of a lifetime had for a time at least slipped away, but he waa true to hla principles, and without re- annttnent pledged his support to Karris ru-own. because he stood for ths principles he had so long advocated. Tha Pace Taat Kills Springfield Republican. Th tremendous speed made In th later- national automobile race over th Ardennes cim,i in n.1-1.. w.I , ! i circuit In Belgium on Monday I almost beyond conception. To maintain an aver ag. cf nearly .evenly ml la, hour through a rua of 171 mile., which wss the record of the winner, must ha vs meeat a speed neigh- boring on 100 miles an hour for much of th d.stanc. Only in this way could time lost en curves be mad up. Tha raes makea very pat the story ef a Boston millionaire who recently visited one of ths young Vandervtlts at Newport Tne vis- Itor was taken for a rua In a big racing automobile. He stood th xperienc nntll the speed rose to upward of eighty miles aa hour whea, In terror, ha tried ta can t tHe driver tvestd him ta alow up. Bat In- stead of being able to call he found, ao runs tha story, that once he had opened hla mouth he could aot abut tt, o sioleat waa tha blast. Fortunately tha stretch permitting such speed was abort J FOOD MSPECTIOV TH4T HrCT I rairaa-e Fat r a Fla Grade af a - ... . CnlM rejoice In having found a food ""Por who Inspects, snd merrily sp- f"ua' "' condemning adulters x,rmm na fnM products. II Is popularly known aa "Fish" Murray, having th patience of a fisherman snd a "scent a . . I tnst la a wonder. Th manner of a man ' mJr Wt4 from th way he talked back to th manager of a cold storage plant. The latter reminded th Inspector that there was no law to warrant him lit ""'' ondrswn poultry In cold stor- sge. "W will Invoke th common lw," . ,. . . ... - . . .. n repiiea, ror preservation or tne puono health." Thereupon 1.000 pounds of poultry wss condemned snd sent to a crematory- One of Murray's largest haul was pulled IT last week when he raided a free lunoh foundry where sixteen cooks were working I?,7" m,t aop,n tnr to Th doom of every manufacturer of Im pur to Product" In the olty ha been Sounded and the apprehension and prosecu tlon of every viols tor of tha food laws Is assured, reports th Chronicle. Although "Fish" Murray, chief City food Inspector. !in'""h?n.dwMV h" hrm"M pnl h J"" il'JL """'JT fr lunch merchants In th last three weeks by his strenuous raids upon their head iU'rV'1VhM Tf?" a1Uon' 1 . wk " w' V, , ,L' IIZ lawbreakers escaping from th net of the doughty Inspector, Th aid cam In th form of on Joseph Simpson from Liemont. 111., and hla maglo "divining rod." Mr. Simpson had heard of tha tkevne Wmt,Ht few ft. a nl.w l.Bua,M I " , .... ...-ftv. v... juauw up in 111a mai oa cvuia nas succeeded. Th gentleman from Lament haa discovered thm amW an nt . v n- Mn.ra mriP. rM. .n4 .ii.a meats to their lalra. Um hA w.a t am. n. rnda vJi h ,m.n.ir. -i.k .kik they were able to find a vetn of gold or other material with unerring accuracy and h straightway mads up his mind that dl- vlnlng rods could be made or found which would serve for finding other things as I well aa ore, "Fish" was Immediately struck with th Idea of somebody or something that could do the greater part of his work for him and produce th sam results, so he welcomed Mr. Blmpson and accepted his offer of as sistance. Nothlna- mum dn but th&t the automatic sleuth he tri.d ..r at nM. mA - 1 the two. acrnmna nimA hv it.mitw in spectors, ready for anrthlna. started for the north side. They had no particular destlna- tlon In view.' but started almleaalv and Bnally got on a North Hatatead atreet car. Everything went well until they - neared I Fullerton avenue when th proprietor of the maglo stick, which he held tightly grasped 1 in his hand, became nervous. Suddenly, whil th car wss in ths center of th cross- I the -climax of th trip, "Fish" and his In spectors plied out In pursuit, When la front of th lc cream factory of A. B. Henry, m Fullerton avan.ii. the Inventor of th divining rod. halted and "frose" like a pointer dog. When th In- spector's party came up to h was breath- lng hard, but his face waa exultant. He held th rod In his hand and pointed to it 1 excitedly, "Dan-f you aea It ahakeT" h. ehni..j 'That means business when It acts Ilk that, in.h" w.a -.. . . ,. . . rUM deteTrJSL 1- -I. ktl dobtfu. 2nd aeraVh El" ?' "K"tea soubtful and scratched his chin. But th inventor Insisted that his faithful red had run down a violator of tha pur rooa laws, and as h Insisted upon an In vestlgatlon of the Ice cream factory. "Fish' gave In and proceeded to Investigate. Th party spent half an hour :n tha building, ana when they came out 'Fish' and Mr, Simpson from Iamont were walking arm in arm, "Say, professor, you have certainly got th soods." "Fish" said, In a ton loud enough for veryon to hear. "To tell th truth, when you raced off Ilk you did I thought th heat bad affected your head. but after this fv certainly got to apolo- fse. Tour all right, and no mistake. t' m fr the council' finance committee " "oon meets ana to ask for an ap- PPnat'on to put you on my staff, couldnt without yau now.. ula 1 nn anythlngT" th inspector "kwI ,n ''P'r to question. "Well, I should "v I did. That plac In ther Is the worgt rv truck yet They are using rvllrn cnernes ana peacne and other fruit fr lnelr beBt n4 brick cream. Tha crr,m IBO ea ita dyes te color It, "nd 1 th,ok ,n n'yl" will show that every pl1 or ln mlItur Impure. "fish" through his seal Is bringing down trouble upon th heads of th other city employe m th laboratory department, no m'hll th Inspector was absent on his trlP' experienced difficulty in avold- 'n personal ' encounter - with an Irate y'r In the service of th Thompson Ice Cream cempany, which was brought to time last. week. The attorney, who refused to give nis name, mistook Dr. Blehn for "Fish" Murray. ' It was an Inexcusable mistake, ss th director weighs about 1G0 Pound, while "Flab" tlpa tha acale close t th 100 mark. Dr. Blehn" told him so and th trouble started, The attorney announced that he had paid a visit to the- office with the intention of dalng things te th food inspector, and that would start Is Immediately. Not dlvin- lng that he had been mistaken for the in, apeoter the doctor evinced his surorlae at announcement, but told htm to proceed a rapidly as possibls. This th- lawyer was about to do when "Fish" returned from his Inspection at th payohologloai moment and took In ths situation at a glanc. H announced th mountain of avoirdupois as himself, snd the lawyer wilted. "I Just came up to see If I 'could get s cepy of ths analysis made of our stuff," he stammered. "Certainly." - answered ths Inspector; "here It Is. Now get out" While "Fish" and several af hla aaat. ants were out with the "diving rod" three other Inspectors made raids upon several Greek les cream parlors and fruit stares. Proprietor, of four cf th establishment were arrested on warrants charging them with violations of-th food law. Inspector Murray will seek th protection of school children, who sr great buyers of . , " " , . " mMt papular fillers fr these candle Is a th cheaper gradea of candles. On of th product made from th sinew of begs. Jh! """ .hi , . " X. v . T',! " ' on the kids.- Other adult-rants "" e4ueas and tompblsk. especially ,n ,n U""t t,ck ,1,ck' of l,oortc- Th c,t,r lbortary chemlsU have been baT wor urin lh U,t " th m""' 0 eT,aln problem. On thousand ,w hundred and ainsty-seven samples hv t"1 n nearly per cent found t be below grsda. On hua- " and thirty-five samples had bean watered, though thla was sa Improvement ver last week's record, Four samples contained formalin. But on caw out of th SSt Inspected wa found t be diseased. Thirty-three dalrte were visited and four were refused th right to .hip their products t Chicago, fcCOSOMlC STATtg OF conn. Klac af Cereals Regularly n 4aj Bllllaa Claaa. Wall Street Journal. Corn hi th only crop In the United States which regularly reaches th enofmoui total af a billion dollars In value. It equala th value of the two other primary crop of wheat and cotton combined.' tt therefor assumes a pecuniary Importance of th first rank, not- only te th financial and commercial world, but especially so on th psrt ef agriculture Itself, which retains a larg proportion for stock feeding pur pews. The position of , the crop In farm economy la Indicated by th fct that of th crop of lens ther war retained la farmers' hands on March J. WOt, ever per cent, snd only o per cant ef th entire yield had been shipped out of th county In which It had grown. Tha corn crop la th backbone of the farm In live stock snd grain grewlng egrt culture. It failure precipitates th mar keting cf farm animal, to cut down feed lng requirements to minimum. . A short oorn crop force other readjustment of a varied character in farm management. A liberal crop, on the contrary, aends the farmer to th markets for feeders, so thst , ths live stook exchange of th west readily reflect th state of thla crop In th oall for young and unfinished cattle to bo shipped or driven to ths country for fat tening. Commercially considered tha handling- ef th corn crop Is usually mora evenly dis tributed throughout th year tban that of wheat or cotton. It I more eaally held oa the ear than wheat la held In the m. though not quit ao readily stored a cot ton. It nevertheless ha. a keeping capacity ",,lln maaea 11 available at any stag of the crop year for sale and ahlnman. Tk railroads of tha west hav. therefor. very Urge Interest In s good crop of oorn. such ss Is promised for th oommerolal year ef irt-m, of th wti.oooono hu.h.i. corn shipped out of the country praotloaHy all of It was handled by th railroads. If w.e average freight : earned on tht. modlty waa 10 centa a bushel th total revenue from 00m ahtnnin 1 be over 168.000, or0. , From th farmer- -v-.iu.ni tne rami value of this crop at 40 rents a bushel would h . 000.000. Ths economic Importance n h crop has always Impressed itaelf noon or nnanee. A large yield make, the financier ,., th, popuUUo the country Is therebv t.t i . , ' ar ia SB WlUDn or economic .trength. This idea, whea fT . A conom, organisation Of th fsrm to the extent that a failure of th eoro crop would. A failure of th. wheat ZJ:r ln8ir imp.lr. th. r Z'r f the mmtrr- A "hort cotton crop reduces th. spinning output, white-. .rg.rvh,r' ,n both ' n yield la larva or iihavt s.t " u corn croo TO th farmer. hsa marker,:'1, W' N."! side msrket. It I. ,hlg th(ll hB.,M tn arm ZT of ' 1 Sue XT." " eflreCt'V eM,tm oucn a yield as now sen.a .... . ured make, it possible for th. Ill even aATT. " th "ndstlon of hut aK "J""' ln to-come. "Ul also to Drenara hiui ... .. ' for revera. "" n tne better 1 or reverses whenever thev n Tfl corn croo mm.. . . Amerlrsn farmer's wrv ::'Vr.h' any other product r ,ZL Z..'. ' fh. hi.. " . .. ' n,"M ihsurar ance of ' "IRTHFIX REMARK.,, i 'v toMVPAUifr'" Mr ou'kl--L thing0' ThathwirSkyhl10 Record-Herald. k,Mn hlm."-Cuicago ..fgjl tSi.'T'."iira,": - Miss Homebuddy8o you re home ae-eln Of cojrMe. you saw Paris? again. Mlaa Olddav Oh, yes love"? HmebUldy h """" u J"t poTts' t?M?a P1 tW iu:r't if minHP-r,ung """! 111 '" bim I have a mind of tny own! -Mi"B Capsicum If you want to do that dear, you must talk to him aa little aa poBslblc-Chlcago Tribune. . " n,'n,hl,0em,,. successful lover, gets more tban most men." JjJJ'hy a shoemaker?" her "J"..'. flr one hnd and her foot to boot. "-Baltimore American. SK-lVSgtour' WE- ' ' W h v Hnn'l vnn m i . . Jf. "nStltuinu esac'Sr wba1 7"u think about thia queatlon?" u i"-aI"!'" n""red Senator Sorghum. If I d V ,"?ct ? J"h1 1 th"". ana il.i, know aon t kntw that I would higton JtS."' tUent" t0 know 't "-w"- . . . , . . . Waa anvhndv . . Hihmus railway accident?" aaked Mrs. aside tne newspaper with a little Blah of regret.-Chlcago TTlbune. . . " "Why do you call Mr Mlggleaworth Diana ? , . . "Shea auch a fine huntress. Mtgglea- ' worth la her fourth husband, you know " Plttaburg Poat. Mr ftEIUHBOfl. Tankee Blade. My neighbor waa a wldder, an' she had a rundown fsrm. An' her cows an' pics an' chickens nu a mlahtv lot nr harm To my .flelda ajlnin', an' I stood It ouita ? while, wouldn't be Imposed oa In no eich auia o style. . .. 80 I looked my very maddest e walked up 10 ner aoor. Till sue looked up at .ate emllla' whil a waahin' up the floor. An' her cheek waa red e rosea an' her' hair es black e night 1 I forgot to scold an' aaea her, far ah seemed so sweet and bright. But my hand waa to th plow now, aa' It wouldn't never do ...... To fergit 1 hem deperoations Jee by toekla' at her shoe. 80 I gethered up my anger an' I said, "Now, Mrs. Browa." An' my tone put out her eye' light aa' tu laahea they fell down. But I ain't no man for foolln', and I went right on to aay How her pigs et all my 'melons aa' her eowa et tona of hay; How her chickens scratched my eora out, an' I wouldn't hev It ao, Oittln' harder all (he time, like mad man will, you know. Then the wldder she looked p, with a teardrop on her cheek, Aa' a eoineihln' In her throat that wouldn't let her epeak. Bat she sobbed as' Cried ut I a kind ' teery tone. That she bed no one to help her. an wss poor an' all alone. An' aiy hand wa as? th plow then aa' a-reachin' out for hern.. I bed learnt a auddent Uasoa that 1 never thought I'd learn. Well, my acotdln' waa a failure, aeela what I thought 4Q do. For her pigs an' cows are all her, ear - th widder's with 'em. tea. s r