12 THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: AUGUST 2fi, 1906. MM Have You Seen This Splendid Lot o! Silks Displayed in the Win dow? nigh Grade Silks Never Sold at Such Exceptional Bargains In Omaha. RflMlOT mimm ftBV. PEEOflL 'ALES frr . : . - rrr EMBROIDERIES New lot of fine cambric and Nainsook em broideries, corset cover widths, with pretty insertion bands and beading edge, narrow and medium edges, many to match worth i...5c-10c45c Extra Wide Embroideries A big assortment of fine medium and wide . embroideries, many match sets in fine Swiss and Nainsook, in widths ranging up to 19 . inches, big . variety of eyelet patterns and open work effects, well O Cn Q .". worth up to 75c yd., at, yd. Z JC-aeC WASH LACES "Dainty French and German Valenciennes , Laces and Insertions, in various widths. to match; this lot is a 1 k very special value . fyoCi TlC at, yard.... ..Kt KJrJ HANDKERCHIEFS Ladies' plain all linen and fancy edge Handkerchiefs, also fine and colored border hemstitched Handker chiefs, hund ' reds of them, worth 26c ' at 5c-10c-!5c LADIES' LONG GLOVES Special values in Ladies' Long OioTes, our own lm ' portatlon long Bilk gloves, silk taffeta gloves, lisle '' gloves In black and white, " brown and cream; an un ' usual variety. LevditY Neckwear . ' Another big lot of ladles' pretty neck m n wear in embroidery or lace, some of I the season's neatest effects, each. . . ' MONDAY IS LINEN DAY Extra heavy all pure Irish linen cream table damask, sold everywhere at 60c C yard; special for Monday, yard JQ & great lot of fine and medium qualities of dinner napkins, mostly in half dozens, Mon- . day at less than one-half regular prices. Pattern table cloths, fine quality, soft fin ished, 2, 24 and 3 yards long, actually srl8;..085:..;.. 1.69-2.98 Co quality Turkish wash cloths, each. . . . . .lo lOo and 15c doilies, each. 5o lZVfe hemmed huck towels, "each JACHELOR MAIDS A-FARMING aaaMSNB tarj-t a Colony of LatDaj Herointi . of the Plains. fiSSEBUOS ON THE ROSEBUD RESERVE. fWh Tatar. Are, How They Came There ksl'lta l Tit el r Eaeeri. .. eaoee Selflak Hta Strlre S te Batt . la. Hiatorr and llctlon, alike unite la paying ;trlbuU U courag-e, fortitude and loyalty Um wives of western pioneers. Sharing rtth their husbands the hardships and 'fjrrvtUofai of biasing the pathway, ot avttiasAtoB and settlement, their dauntless jpUU voked the praise of poet, historian ad sterg-teller. Kow other heroines ap. p" opn the scene and press agents are (verting- diligently to prove the modern Aobetar girla, sequeaterlng fon.is In the ,. are worthy followers of pioneer Tks Philadelphia North American prints story, with pictures to match, of ostotty of bachelor maids doing the jnsaMs4d act In South Dakota. It Is ifcuifltneus and Illuminating. A few quarter frfeOoas of the atory Is well worth perusing: ' TUfik of IX hunan roses bloomlpg upon .the swalrles of South Dakota! f Wth their pretty bands reddened and . Mugttened by toil, and their fair complex- . pone exposed dally to the tannine- winds. Jn number of real society gtrls from De , E amines and ether Iowa cities are leading Kb atrenoua life of the pioneer upon what ; ajr.formerly the Roaebud Indian reaerva- jueeneDutiders In reality, every one ot 'these enterprising girla secured a quartet ! section when that territory was opened to , awtUers two, years ugo. : Now they have VmitMd their backs upon the ballroom and j Kb theater, and are herding cattle, tilling ls soil and Hying the actual life of the 'prairie pioneer. ' j .While the majority are farming or klalng cattle, others devote themselves to Various enterprises. One is making money 'jan4 winning a reputation through the prae cipe of law; another has become a preacher; ptlll others act as guides through the Inter Stm country, where only a few years . hostile redskins ' were busy shedding 'pi Mood of whites. . . 1 Tet these girls, many of whom represent ( ;alUes of ealth. seem greatly pleased ' 'lth their experience. . Moreover, they are healtged with proposals of marriage from ''.aha met on the reservation. ' I Tn te Re e a si Afe. ' It Is reiprkable how these plucky young ' Srocaen have adapted themeelves ie the ' rsisher rough life ot the prairie pioneer. GUrla who in days gone by were shocked if the sudden departure of a servant made ft oeeessary to wash the dishes or clean (fcelr rooms are tilling; the soil or herding eeUtle with the nonchalance of an eld ; ttnar. .Those who left handsome and well-appointed homes seem perfectly happy In the fcrUe ten-by-twelve "shacks" that, upon the) majority of f arras, constitute the jtSMTUnsT of the owners, ly rare good fortune In 'most instances, 0sul by clever trading la .others, nearly a& these airiai are la the same nelghbor ijeil . teeraaa. as the colony Is ealled. Is FbUlpe, a, IX. alnost U the heart 8 H mis is mi I They. are embroidered plain white Crepe Autell, fancy Marquisette gauzes, ' etc., Relllng, David ft Schoen wholesale price 1 to 1.26. our price, yard III ft, UUCUi eiUTVB laBHJ 50c-$Ms.!! , ccrized Waistings and Suitings; ; all the Embroidered Batiste Nov cities and other exclusive high class 1906 fabrics, worth $1.00 a yard at, yard.... 714c of the. rich Bonesteet country. while the entire territory "held down" by them covers many miles in ' extent, nearly all the girls have as neighbors some others "from back home,"' and this makes the situation exceedingly pleasant and companionable. v Numbers of them .find It convenient to meet on Sundays to discuss the old life and to exchange recitals of experiences. Now end then a dance Is planned. And Is enjoyed Immensely, although a pratrib "ehack," even with its furniture removed. does not afford a spacious ballroom- More than In any other way except in actual farm work these .dances illustrate the difference between the days past and those of the present. : When the girls first went to the Indian country, many took with them the elab orate gowns and "fixing" that ' had been such a dejight to the feminine heart and had turned the Jieads of young men before the exodus. ' But of what possible use Is a beautiful gown or a picture hat when one seldom sees any one else at least, no one except the farm hands oftener than onoe a week, and where the prevailing style In feminine at tire is a short skirt, a shirtwaist and a rough slouch hat? To be sure, the men who' gathered at the few functions In Philips or vicinity are greatly attracted by a gown with a train. But as a "hickory" shirt, corduroy trousers, a red handkerchief around the throat and a broad sombrero topping all is the fashion for them, articles of dreamy elegance ap pear Incongruous as feminine apparel. So such costumes bsve dlssppeared, and the transplanted daughters of Iowa are now dressing In the plain and sensible garments of ths region. Loader of the Bsad. Among the girls who have taken up cla)mi In the' new country, one ot the most pop ular la Mtss Lottla Rogers, formerly ot Ames, la. She Is the only daughter of a wealthy re tired farmer, eo that, from the standpoint of financial necessity. It was not Incumbent upon her to undergo the hardships of. ths pioneer. V Happening- to draw a homestead In a community almost entirely composed of bachelors. Miss Rogers had not been In her new home a month before she had received several proposals of marriage. Now, It Is id. her victims number more than one hundred. Then, there Is Miss Philippe Watrous. whose father 'owns a six-story business block In Dee Moines, and Is estimated to be worth a million dollars. Miss Watrous be came a guide shortly after s'.e reached Bonesteel and conducted prospecting parties over the country that a few years ago was red with blood shed In battle with warring Indian tribes. When she was allotted a claim and reached the Roaebud country, she found thai her farm was back In the foothills, forty miles from the nearest railroad sta tion. .' She went out and looked It over, however, and was pleased with the prospect. Hiring two men te build her a "shack," she mounted a horse and rode back' to Philips to await the1 completion of her new dwel ling. One day at the postofflce In Philips she encountered a young man. Just In from the east, who was looking for a vulde. At that time all the Inhabitants of the hamlet who could leave their homes were out on the reservation, and Miss Watrous volunteered to take the young- maa and the party be represented to their destination. . Thar were to doeea embers la ( A GIGANTIC SALE OF FALL SILKS AT ACTUALLY 50c ON THE DOLLAR 30,000 Ysvrds of Hi Class Plain and Fancy Silks Bought at a Big i Reduction from Reiling, . . a rare cnance to lay asiae a supply 01 iasnionaoie siiks ior xne coming all this season's fine goods. These Fine Silks Divided In 3 Big Lots LOT 1 Best grades of 36-inch and 27-inch black oil boiled dress taf fetas, Peau de Soie, Peau Radium, 45-inch fancy silk poplins, Peau do Orepe, Liberty Messaline, hand some printed warp taffetas, 27 inch," 36-inch and 45-inch Meteor mils HANDSOME NOVELTIES IN NEW SILKS FOR. FALL AT BRANDEIS We have placed large orders for silk plaids !in anticipation of a large de mand and are showing an elaborate collectibn, including French satin bars plaids very latest colorings with Persian CA 4 95 QfiiJ2'f.7'?i and Dresden effects running through; at, yd .1 "1 -efOfOfll,"! OK, SPE.GIHL ANNOUNCEMENT $1 Wash Fabrics at 19c Yard Our entire stock of high grade Wash Fabrics go on ale tomorrow at 19c a yard. Just the thing for evening dresses and are a meat wonderful bargain. You should come early, as the best will go first. A All the Silk Eoliennes, in all. shades; all the jetted .Swisses, worth up to $1.00; all the white squad that started out the next morning with the Des Moines society belle at Its head. In the afternoon a severe storm came up, and the home-hunters were forced to halt. Early the next morning the journey was resumed. The first stream to which they came was out of its banks, while the bridge had been washed away. The only thing left was to ford it. In this attempt the provision wag-on, caught In an eddy, got away from the driver; the mules were ' drowned and the supplies lost. Then the Intrepid girl guide took command. , She asked a man to accompany her, and together they rode to an Indian tepee close by, where they obtained some corn meal and "klnklnnlck." The gruel made strengthened the half-famished women and children ' In the party, and the company pushed on. That night they struck an Indian settle ment, where they stopped for rest and to make a hearty meal on the g-ame which the Indians had killed. The second morn ing they resumed their journey and com puted It without fu.ther adventure. For this service Miss Watrous later received a watch. The novelty of this vocation appealed to Miss Watrous and she has become a reg ular guide. Miss Watrous, too, has had many oppor tunities to marry, but has declined them all. The real romance of the situation would demand that she look with favor upon the suit of the young man whom she met at the Phillips postofflce and, rumor has It, this Is precisely the state of the case just now. One of the social leaders on ths plains, a she was in Iowa, Is Mrs. I Drakeley Rood, wife of a prominent physician. She is living temporarily In a 10x11 shanty on her claim, while her husband Is construct ing a handsome $30,000 residence on Grand avenue, the fashionable residence street of Des Moines. , Mrs. Rood sprung a decided Innovation on her neighbors when she sped out to her claim in an automobile. She passed through the Indian settlements, where she created a furor among the red men, who had never seen an auto car before. She la said to have reached the farthest point In that country yet visited by automobile. In company wltb the physician's wife when she went out. to "hold down" her claim was her sister-in-law. Miss Rood of Boston, who had been fortunate enough also to draw a homestead. Dassled the Cattle Herders. These two women, during their residence on the reservation, have given a number of social functions that have daisied the cattle herders and prairie tillers of the surrounding country. Miss Julia Cutler was one of the best known school teachers In Iowa. She was especially popular among the 400 of Des Molnee, for It was thslr children with whom she largely came In contact. What was more natural than that she should start a school of her own In the Bonesteel country? " Therefore she had a sod addition erected to ber shanty and Invited children from the neighboring- ranches to corns to school Many of them drove miles to do so, and now the school la flourishing. It has a dosen pupils, four of whom ars Indian children, sons of Bear Paw, whose tepee Is across a small creek from the teacher's cabin. Then there is Miss Mary Devaney, whose father la superintendent of a Urge factory and la wen to do. Mlas Devaney was grad ate4 from the State ualverslty two yearc David ZL Schoen, Silk Mnfgs . n e . LOT 2 Finest qualities of 27-inch Mouselline taffetas, dress taffetas, Peau de Cygne, 27-Inch wide in glace and plain effects, swell new plaids so much In vogue at present 32-lnch silk guafro cream and white walstlngs, 27-inch very fine Messaline Radium (same as $1.60 French goods). Never was such a grand chance to buy taffetas at exactly one-half the regular price. Relllng,' David & Schoen wholesale prices 76c to $1.00, at one price, yard 76c Black Taffeta, NovehyMer - ago the summei.of the homestead ' draw ing. She was fortunate In securing a claim and went out to 'Id It down." Miss Devaney mastered the language of the Indians and hrti become an Interpreter. She Is very bright and has the happy faculty of getting Ibe Indians to talk when others fail. One young settler fx)m Iowa has become the only woman lawyer on the Rosebud. She Is Miss Helen Huhtley and she Uvea at Marshalltown. V She was graduated ficm an eastern law school and determined Miat there was an opening for her In the profession In Iowa. But she did not remain 1. Iowa, for, when her Invalid brother, wourded as a spWier In the Philippines, was njpk' -enough to win a farm of 180. acres by proxy, she went out to the Indian country. The young attorney had not been there week before a neighbor was arrested on a charge of stealing cattle. Miss Hunt ley had dropped an Intimation that she pos sessed a knowledge of hw and she wss eng-ated to defend the sccused man. The county prosecutor went down and out be fore Miss Huntley and the cow puncher went free. That waa enough to win spurs for the women practitioner. Now she transacts the leg-al business for people within a radius of 100 miles, moat of whoso trou ble! come through contested claims. A. Fesninlao Preacher. So far as has developed, an Iowa tflrl. Mlas Ireue Harmon, daughter of wealthy parents of Sioux City, is the only fem inine preacher In that section ot the country. She waa ordained by Untr sallst church authorities, and holds a ser vice every Sunday afternoon, Her congregations are quite large, and consist chiefly of young men, wno It has been Intimated, are perhaps as much attracted by the fair pastor jib by her teachings. . Nevertheless, it is acknowl edged that the girl has done wonder- In stopping the practice of profanity In the presence of women at least. Not long ago a woman ran for mayor In a settlement of a half dozen shuttles on the Rosebud river. She waa Mi l. A. B. Caldron, a widow. As the town was not incorporated, . the contest was, in reality, a joke, although she waa elected and is called "Tour Honor" by the few i:ien of the place, who meet every Saturday uttei noon at the store to lay in their supplies for the week.. The majority of the Iowa girls who have emigrated to the new land of promise have aettled down to what many rittfhi consider the monotonoua taak of raining cattle and cropa, with the intention of producing handsome returns to khow for their labors. Whan, occasionally, thL-y return to the old home for a br'cf visit, they report that the entire 125 are happy, busy and on the high road to prosperity. The Hot Blood of Yoath. "There were a couple of old "4-ers down In Tombstone, Aria.," sajd a tourist the other day, "who were great friends. One of them was SO years old and ths other SI. They were taking their morning' toddy one day and fell Into a disagreement over the date of aoms pioneer occurrence. Each waa Inalatent upon his own recollection of It and Anally they got Into a regular quar rel. Backing away from the bar they draw their guns and biased away at each other, but tbelr sight was so dim and their bands so unsteady that all the bullets went wide. When their, guns were emptied the berkeep j merged front beneath the counter and 97-9 GREEN ti nCIV UK IV. . l J . t t for Easy Selection LOT 3 Checks and plaid shirt waist suitings, 24-inch satin fou lards, black taffetas and Peau de Soie, 20-in. wide Louisiene checks plain and fancy Peau de Heine, and a full line of colors including black, white and cream, regujar 69c taffeta guaranteed all pure silk, as long as they last on bargain squares, arcade entrance, Reiling, David & Schoen wholesale price 65c, yd. 20 Inches wide, made for the finest retail Itew jotv;vi7U ID lUDCVlCU tttiriUll nUU Tt V UttlAUlCO over our customers, for Monday only yard "sau Boy's School Suits It Is time to think of the boys' school suit. School opens Sept. 4th. Brandels is offering the most unusual values in boys' and chUdren's suits. An entire New York manufacturer's stock on sale Monday at less than the cost to make. . Boys' and Children's All-Wool Knee Pants Suits, 4 MO good wearing, latest styles worth up to $3.60, at.laiO Boys' Knickerbocker Suits, Norfolks and Double-Breasted Suits. Also pretty Russians, Sailors, etc., J AO worth up to $6.00, at lelrO. Boys' All-Wocl Pants in bloomer style or straight style, re-lnforced seams. Excelsior waist band and 9Qa suspender buttons special values at tflfC BOYS' and GtRLS' SCHOOL SHOES We are selling the best boys' and girl's school shoes ever offered for the price. Every pair guaranteed, good solid leather, In all styles and shapes, aq. $1.98 down to 5J5C i made them shake hands shd make up.' The local paper, the Epitaph, in -describing the occurrence, treated it In an indulgent vein and closed by saying: "Well, boys will ha boys." Duluth News. 4 "COURT OP LOVE" RUINED Operations of New York eradicate la Fleeefaar Men oa ha Look . oat for Widows. Tle love syndicate organised In New Tor Cltjr by the fascinating Mrs. Irella Brown and Mrs. George T. Verrault, the ready letter writer, might yet be- separating the coin of the realm from legitimate owners had not Robert Emmet Keene, actor, wit and adviser to the court of love organised by the sirens, lost his grip as "lookout man" and passed Into the charmed Seventy-third street circle of the Philadelphia grocer, James V. MacClellan. The extent to which this "love syndicate" operated Is amaslng. It Is calculated that In the three years during, which the com bine ensnared Its victims more than HOO DOO was taken from them. A census of the. dupes shows that they range from pros perous store owners to millionaire Wall street financiers. Probably 100 of them walked Into the spider wb. A golden-haired daughter of Mrs. Brown waa a conspicuous member of the com bination. She did not make love to any of the men, nor, receive their attentiona, but it was handy to have her around as Milady's maid. The same Interesting role waa assumed by Mrs. Brown's beautiful niece. Miss Mary Mason, daughter of a struggling Boston storekeeper. Mrs. Brown's scheme to marry the girl to a New Yorker ot wealth was given a rude shock when the girl eloped with a man she really loved. The youths who helped along the trick were scarcely out of their teens. Robert Emmet Keene, who for some time plsyed small parts In Proctor's Btock company, was the oldest of the group. In his posi tion as butler many a generous tip came Keene's way. Gregory Allen, who was an amateur sculptor, became associated with the matrimonial tricksters through his ac quaintance with George T. Verrault. hus band of the pretty brunette. . He donned a uniform and helped Keene In his job as butler. Mrs. Brown's four brothers helped In many ways to keep the syndicate going. The exterior of the house in which was held this "court of -love" gave no lndloa tlon of the luxury of . the Interior. Every thing was In taste, and there was always something unique In the form of entertain, mcnt. Music waa also provided at a great expense. But the library waa a great at traction of persons of culture. In It there were books of every kind. In almost every tongue. In the evening the place was as different as night from day. Books were thrown aside, furniture was moved away and card tables were brought out. Gentlemen of wealth called and were welcomed. For tunes, It la aald, were lost and won In a single game. Expensive dinners were served, champagne and other wines flowing freely. Some appeared only for a good time, for the companionship of these beau tiful women with sparkling eyes and ready wit; others were playing the fascinating game of love, for the women were devotedly admired, not merely by one or two. but by many, and In the hearts of several of the callers jealousy raged. Often Intensely bitter quarrels arose at cards, at the table, in the drawing room, and then only the extraordinary tact of the women averted trcedis.-Pbiladelpfaia Press, NEWEST STYLES FOR FALL DRESS GOODS i Scores of Imported Novelties We Import direct the best broadcloths. These are the finest silk finished cloths from France, bought by our buyer right. at the mills In every hue of to- SET. .f?!h,.on1.t-. 1.5(M.98.$3 Special Value Monday 65-Inch broadcloths, f yard Cpl PLAIDS. The best that was to be found In Tartans from Eug-, land. Fine foule plaids, In all the rich tones and bright warm colors yard, 49c-59c.85cl.00 up to $2.50 SO-inch Shadow Plaids Special value Monday, in all the tones of grays, smoke, slate, etc., selling In the large eastern stores at $1.00 yard at, fm yard hue VOILES. The popular stuff In Europe today French voile, firm and evenly woven, also silk voiles for street and party wear special value, q m y-d OjC Waterproof cloths, 54 inches wldeN These are the $1.60 and $1.75 grades sold in all stores, 7Q all the desirable colors, yard JC ST., season. Cream serges, special yachting yard ON Panamas, serge, veilings, granites, gray suitings FT mohairs at, yard trade, every f We are shewing military tight and 26-Inch, 30-inch ttlU BU1U IU aaa Ik OiJC i: broadcloths, black and new colorings, at. . Handsome Tailored Baits In every conceivable new style and weave, In- eluded at this price, from elaborately trim med to the plain tail ored effects; the great est variety ever 4t shown at $f3 W w tTorf oik Coats In novelty and check array They are aatln lined, neatly trapped and velvet trim med around collar, excep tionally tailored 9.98 and I2.SO Panama cloth Is again to be In favor for the tomir.g veanon'a ahlrta.. Wo are allowing- a big tne new Fern lan pleated models, at 910, 97.00 and... Automobile Ooata Rubber lined Auto Coats, with the new hood and combination aterk collar, in colored effect a 2250 2450 S$3S IMPROVING WEST WATERWAYS Asoclatlea'Foraaed to Revive Tranle a the 'I'pper ua Lawcr Mississippi. The Upper Mississippi River Improve ment association holds Its fourth annual convention in Minneapolis this coming October. This will join with the Ohio river Improvement association and representa tives of the lower Mississippi states in holding a great valley river Improvement convention In St. Louis this coming Novem ber. This convention will debate the pos sibilities of, and make recommendations for, the development of a heavy freight channel from the -Twin Cities to New Or leans and from Great Falls, Mont., on the upper Missouri, to Pittsburg on the Ohio. The value to the. whole nation of these Im proved waterways, taken In conjunction with the Improvements now being made on the Illinois river and the Chicago canal, opening a ship passage from the great lakes to the gulf, can not be overestimated. If Mr. Carnegie Is right In his claim that our Internal waterways already offered the cheapest transportation In the world, these free arteries of commerce will at once con trol the trafllo rates of the twenty-two states that they drain. These states al ready produce the bulk of our agricultural wealth; they already support more than twice as many manufacturing plants as the other outlying states, and the value ot their finished products Is estlmted at over ten billion of dollars a year. As the market value of any finished pro duct Is estimated upon the producer's price, plus the cost of .transportation, .the open ing of these great waterways to freight traffic will benefit both the producer through a larger demand for his goods, and the consumer through a lessened cost for the same. President Roosevelt has said that the highways of commerce should be open to all on equal terms a condition which Is not likely to obtain, even through the enforce ment of recent 1 legislation that has been directed to that end. When the railroads are brought directly into competition with Independent carriers on a common highway, they will confront a controlling Influence far more effective than any rate bill can ever hope to be. The policy of charging all the traffic will bear la an obstacle to Industrial expannlon. A low cost of con veyance is a necessity to all the cruder products. Moreover, the productive ca pacity of our great Interior Is developing fester than our facilities of transportation. There Is an ever Increasing flood of pro ducts, crude and manufactured, from farm, mine, forest and factory sources which overtax our channels of commerce, efficient and magnificent as our railroads havo come to be. During the last four years engineers have been busily engaged- measuring widths, depths, charting, changing channels, cal culating the reebitlnaT force of shale-rocked and soft-loam banks along the upper Mis sissippi, and they have found that the ju dicious expenditure of the cost of but three battleships will wtngdam a 'channel ade quate to accommodate heavy freighting from St. Paul to New Orleans. The very dsma that make this unlocked channel pos sible arrest sufficient water to give a mill ing power to a hundred manufacturing cities each of upward of a hundred thou sand people along the way. The people of the Empire state by direct vote at the ballot box have appropriated flOl.000,000, or more than Ave times that exceptionally desirable for skirts serge, 48 inches wide, 85c BARGAIN SQUARE nun's 64-tnch, chiffon Panama Rhodesia, armurea, atoi 11 plaids. aergea. waterproof clot In, 39c ii.j uiiuigs to., black and all col or yard 69c NEWEST STYLES IN LADIES' FALL SUITS many new models, including the semi-fitting styles, and longer, in English $25 plalil Mutttnn. variety in CIJ I.I $5 required to .-channel the upper Mississippi, to build a ship-canal from Lake Erie tu the Hudson. : Thus may the cargo load.-d at Chicago-or Duluth sail undisturbed to Hamburg, Havre or Liverpool. The city ot Manchester, England, has spent one hundred millions to get an outlet to the sea, Germany, . France and England are expending even larger sums in the con struction of absolutely new cross-country waterways. And this significant work 1 being done abroad In spite of the fact that their railroads are under government con trol. Any canalage of our own rivers, how ever, must have a -world-wide and not a local significance. The development of river industries must mean something larger, than the quadrupllcatlon of Keokuk or Lacrosre. Long before the Panama (anal la ready to complete -this great drama of commerce we will transmit our largest cargoes from the heart of the con tinent to the Gulf of Mexico without break ing bulk. -. Whert the water of the seas meet In that thread of land. New Orleans will be the Oriental front door to half of the states of our nation. Canada and Argentina are contending with each other for the supremacy In the exportation of wheat, to foreign marktts, and the race is as close as the population battle which Milwaukee and Detroit havo waged for the last forty years. - The Dominion wheat, when brought to the headwaters of the' Mississippi or shipped from Port Arthur through the great lakes and the Erie canal, will have an advan tage abroad that the grain submitted to the lax of a - transcontinental rail haul can not hope to share. , Thus may the resuscitation of a river strengthen the friendship and lessen the differences between the neighbor nations, by serving both with impartial benefits. Between the broad current of the Saskat chewan and the hoadwatera of the Missis sippi lies the richest wheat' belt In the world. It would coat Infinitely less than the -amount congress proposes to expend on Panama to gridiron this great produc tive country, both In Canada and tha states, .with a Mara-Uke system of navi gable Inland waterways, binding the great lakes of Hudson bay, and the Saskatche wan to the Missouri, by which. Irrespec tive of flag, the treasures of a cont Inert would And release and the Interests of a homogeneous people receive their due pro motion. Richard Lloyd Jones In Collier's Weekly. rotated Paraarraplis. Any maa who buya a mule ls sure J" have a kick coming. Love knows nothing about pbtlo'i and It cares leas. - After all, the easieat way to do a i Is to do It right. What the world needs just now I who talk less and aay more. There Is no man so Ignorant tli can't learn something from him. Popular minister avoid touchln sore spots of their congregations. ; Other things are as saaroe as the ii of a ben e. rooster' a, for instance. When a woman gives -a man a plvc of ber mind he doesn't appreciate the gift. Even a graceful man looks ridiculous when he attempts to pat himself on the back. When a maa Is requested to foot a hill It always hurta hie dignity worse than M hurts his eorna i A girl can never turn he nttad to other things with any, degree of oontentaneat until after ahe has acqnlAed huabandw Chicago News.