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West SORTING JC0SS1P OF WEEL Trotbl b Bait Ball World Ontthinei Champiocihlp Eacet, EFFECT OF TEBEAUISM ON TWO LEAGUES Westera aad Aaaerleaa Assoclatlaa Both tatter Becaase of the Policy Adopted by This Man aad Ills gapportere. Worrying along. Western league magnates appear to be pretty much up In the air just at present, and are simply worrying along, waiting for the close of the season. Borne reform will have to come .with next summer or there'll be no Western league. Not that It Isn't a good proposition, for it Is, but for the reason that the public will not stand for another such season as the one now slowly closing. The trouble Is due wholly to the tactics adopted by the Can tlllons and Tebeau. Bound to rule, at whatever cost, they have foisted their pol icy on the league, and have all but wrecked It. By the tactics pursued they have alienated Interest In every town In the league, until the attendance at the ma jority of the games Is pitiful In comparison with what It ought to be. Keeping an Incompetent man for president and official head of the organization, and handling him as a mere puppet, the Cantlllon-Tebeau policy has very nearly ended the Western league as a paying proposition. It will be up to the other team owners to pro vide for a 'new deal next season If they are to stay In the business. The league would be in a most prosperous Instead of a most precarious state If It had not been for the Influence of these disturbers. A silly story was printed In Denver and Des Moines during the week, to the ef fect that Cantlllon and Tebeau were to take Des Moines and Denver and land them In the American association next season. In order to secure absolute control of that organization. Neither of the papers using the yarn undertook to say which of the present American towns would be dropped, but the Inference is that It would be Columbus and Indian apolis, as they are the most radical op ponents of Tebeaulsm In that circuit. That would be a swell trade, to be sure, and Milwaukee, Toledo, St. Paul and Minne apolis would be tickled to death with It, Of course Louisville and Kansas City would have to be. Just Imagine Des Moines, with Its 60,000 people, taking the place of Indianapolis with Its 180,000. And think bow the teams would love to make the Jump from Toledo to Denver. This story Is evidently the output of the same bright young pipe smoker wbo manufactured the Interview for Tiperlno O'Nell about Des Moines having the fastest club that ever played In the Western league. But something Is likely to happen In the American association before next season. It Is not likely that the clroult will be changed, but the control will. It has been a continual series of scandals over there from the first of the year. First came the deadlock over the election of a president, which resulted In O'Brien holding over. Then the row between Lennon and Kelly, which hasn't been settled yet. Next the row over the use of the Victor ball, It be ing repeated that Tebeau was under flnan clal obligations to the Victor manufacturers and was foisting the ball on the league to discharge his debt. This resulted In a de cision that each team could suit Itself as to ths ball used, and the result Is that four are using the Victor and four soms other ball. Finally, the most unsavory ep isode of modern base ball history Is made publlo. Minneapolis files charges against Umpire Owens', alleging that he has been betting on games. This, after Owens has been assaulted on the Minneapolis grounds and roughly treated. An investigation Is ordered, and Minneapolis supports the charges with numerous affidavits, specifying the Instances and the sums wagered by Owens on the outcome of the games. Owens establishes that these affidavits have been manufactured to order by Minneapolis, one broken-down gambler of the Twin Cities admitting that he signed four of them. different name to esch, and was paid a small sum of money for doing so. Presi dent O'Brien exonerstes the umpire, but the case against Minneapolis Is not closed yet. Just what the outcome will be Is be yond conjecture, but somebody ought to be expelled from organized ' ball for bringing so foul a blot on the game. Thlscase Is a direct outgrowth of Tebeaulsm. Lennon ! Is a Tebeau supporter, snd his fight on Kelly was to keep him from getting con trol of Minneapolis, and thus making another vote against the Tebeau policy. That Kelly stoops to such trickery doesn't excuse It: he has simply borrowed a page ' from the enemy's book, that's all. And base ball Is suffering from the continued application of the tactics of the great George. In the National league there has beea a recrudescence of Muggsy McOraw that Is likely to breed trouble for the rest of ths year at least. On Tuesday 11,000 people were disappointed of a ball gam and given rain checks because the great and only Muggsy would not let the umpires assigned by President Pulllam come Into the ground. Muggsy said he feared a riot. Rats! When did Muggsy become so timorous? He has Incited too many riots to easily convince 'anybody that he Is afraid of one now. It can only be accounted for on the ground that he was afraid that Johnstone wauld do what he did on Monday, put him off the grounds when he got too obstreperous. It's hard for McOraw to see the honor and glory of champion fading away from his team, but of one champtonsMp he Is well assured. He will always be known as tbo prise disturber of base ball. In the mean time the game goes to Chicago, according to President Pulllam. and New Tork will have to pny a fine of $1,000 for MeG raw's tantrum. Such exhibitions do the game no good, east or west. The manly and courageous stand taken by President Pulllam In this case has In creased his admirers by thousands through, out the country. He put the case so plainly and unmistakably that nothing was left for the New Tork bulldozers but to back down, which they did. Johns tone and Bmslle were sdmltted to the grounds as umpires on Wednesday, and McOraw and Devlin, the suspended New Yorkers, did not put in appearance In uni form as they did on Tuesday. This was a complete rout for the rebels, snd proba bly ends the Incident until the National league directors meet. It also marks ths decline of Muggsy as the terror of orga nized base ball, for Pulllam'a stand will doubtless be endorsed by a re-election, and It Is hardly probable that McOraw will ever try such a trick on him again. As to rattling Frank Chance and his men. the play was a complete failure. Just as Seymours bluff st quitting If Herrman did not give him part ot the purchase money paid Cincinnati by New Tork was called, so was this stupendous bluff of Mc Oraw. Chance has shown himself to be a base ball general of f ie highest order, and bis men are following his lead with a seal that Is making ths prospects of Chi cago winning the pennant more than ever a certainty. Sunday base ball In New Tork City has received Us death blow at the bands of 1 Justice Blsnchard of the' supreme court. Five members of the Cedar and Emerald clubs, arrested for an allegd violation of section 3 of the penal code and held by Magistrate Walsh, had sued for a writ of certiorari for the purpose of reviewing the depositions upon which they had been held. The men had been playing base ball at the Bronx Oval, where no admission was charged, but contribution boxes placed at the gate. The action was brought as a test case. The decision which killed Sunday base ball Is as follows: Public base ball playing on Sunday for which an admission Is charged Is clearly within the prohibition of the statute. Since the game of ball In the present case was played In a field apparently adapted for a public audience, to which the pubilo was aamnteo: witnnut ninornnce, it seems mat the game must be recorded as public, and, therefor", within the letter of the statute. The placing of the contribution box at the slnxle sate of entrance, although unac companied by any sign risking for contri butions, was actually a silent invitation for contributions, nnd shows that a game was played for gain and, therefore, within the principle or the cases mentioned. There are about 82.000 automobiles at present In use In the United States. There were 121,359 automobile registrations In twenty-eight states up to the first day ot June of this year. About 40,000 of the au tomobtles are practically out of cominis slon, according to the records of the Motor Directories company. New Tork leads with 0,M7 registrations; New Jersey second, with 19.500; Massachusetts third, with 1S.208; Pennsylvania fourth, with 10.500; Ohio fifth, with 7,000; California has 6.000, Michigan .000. Kentucky 450, Oregon 276 and South Dakota 462. Prospects for Rugby foot ball between the universities of Stanford and Berkeley next fall nre becoming brighter, according to the enthusiastic statements of Stanford s head coach, James F. Lansgan, who has Just returned from studying the game In Vancom-er, B. C. Mr. Lanagan has seen several matches played In the north and Is highly pleased with the game and its fine points. "The Englishmen," he says. "play the game from the time they are youngsters until after they are gray and bald, and their preparatory school teams could probably make our next year's varsity look foolish; but, nevertheless, think our men will like the game after they have played It a year." The distinctively new feature In the new game Is the ab ence of Interference for the man with the ball.-and this makes It necessary for won dcrful skill In kicking and passing the ball without fumbling and while on the dead run. Thomas Smith, racing secretary of ' the Coney Island Jockey club, has aanounced the list of horses eligible for the coming futurity, the nineteenth running of the famous stakes, to be decided at the Sheeps- head Bay course on the opening day of the autumn meeting, September 1. There are 130 horses Qualified to start for the race, which this season, It Is estimated, will have a value of $50,000. The list Includes: Acrobat Alcuno Alefheuo Algelone Allla Allspice Altuda Alveston Anna May Arguer Artful Dodger Auntie Mum Babbling Brook Ballot Ballston Boy Barnsdale Belle of Olendale Ben Trowate Berwick Black Water Bluets Brown Beauty Callla Charles Edward Charles O. Gates Chase Chihuahua Coltness Common Sue Convllle Demijohn DeMund Dick Finnell Don Enrlgue Electioneer F.lele, Van Emily Frances Esquire Eva Maddlson Fantastlo Faust Flint Hill Oay Cernce Gitcha Manto Glamor Olenham Golf Ball Grace G. GUmaldl Handsome Tllle Hickory Home Comer Horace E. Hot Cakes Jack Atkln John J. Mohr Joseph Brant Kentucky Beau Klrkneld Belle Lady Alicia Lady Ella Lelly Ixmg Nick Mandate McCarter Mlnlota Mlrame Misgivings Moyen Narelle Nigger Mike Okentte Oran Peter Pan Tompadour Pope Joan rtockstone Ronav Royal Maxim Ruby Narten Sally K. pilar Polly M. Ppunette ptronirarm Surveillance Tamlna Taunt Tlvollnl Trlxetta ' Waterbury Water Penrl Tankee Girl Ned Hanlon's retirement from base ball may follow this season's round with Cin cinnati. The former Brooklyn and Balti more leader has wearied of trying to ac complish wonders without talented helpers. Each season strips Hanlon of some of the prestige he once had as a great developer of players. A few mors years of such failures as have been piled up In the past four or five years would put Hanlon's name Into the lowest ranks as an Inspir ing base ball leader. Recently Hanlon was heard to say that he had seriously con sidered retiring from base ball. The Cin cinnati club pays Hanlon liberally, and this fact Influences him In sticking to the game for this season. The Red's manager Is well provided for. He has amassed a fortune. Hanlon is one of the chief owners of the Baltimore franchise In the Eastern league. The club has been a big winner financially, and this fact has helped Hanlon to riches. Pete Hustlng, the well known base ball player and member of the firm of Hustlng A Hustlng, attorneys at Fond du Lac, one of the best known base ball pitchers In America, Is at St. Mary's hospital, Mil waukee, undergoing treatment for his eyes. He has lost one eye because of a boll which necessitated Its removal, and there Is fear that be may lose the sight of the other, eye as well. Hustlng, with Wad- dell, was a big factor In the pennant race for the Athletics of Philadelphia In 1902. Two American lawn tennis players, Wylle C. Grant, of the New Tork Lawn Tennis club, and H. L. Westfall, of ths Kings County1- Lawn Tennis club, Brooklyn, have sailed on an Invasion of the English and European courts. The pair will visit the more Important of the English, Scottish, Irish and European meetings, their most Important entry being that In the Euro pean International doubles championship, at Hamburg, Germany. This tournament takes place the week of August 20, and the Americans will unquestionably face some of the leading players on the other side of the Atlantic, ocean. Their other premier tournament wlll.be that at East bourne, where the South of Mnglnnd championships are held the week of Sep tember 10. There the Americans will meet with the very best of the English lawn tennis courtu In point of ranking and title winning powers. lusty bass will work up their appetites and will furnish anglers with plenty of sport. The popularity of the Rod and Gun club hotse and grounds Is Increasing and ap plications for tent spsce have had to be turned down from a lack of room. There ere now a dozen or more tents pitched under the trees snd the campers are en Joying the cool evenings Immensely. The social side of camp life is cultivated and bathing and fishing parties are held nlyhlly. The old Courtland bathing beach Is full ot swimmers every evening. Although the Rod and Gun dub grounds are practically full a tract near there and easy to reach from the peach ear line Is being rented to campers. Those who camp on this tract will have the club house privileges provided they become members of the club. This Is a great advantage to them as they have the use of the telephone and refrigerator at the club house. Some of the members who use the club house In the evenings are agitating the question of lighting the street from the club house to the street car track. Raymond D. Little and Beats C. Wright, two ot the American lawn tennis players who went abroad to compete for the Davis international trophy, have been lutervlewed alnce their return. "I am going to get Into trim as fast as I can," said Wright, "and defend my title here In the United States. It was a great disappointment to me not to be able to play, I was so well treated on the other side that It almost made up for It. Little played magnificent tennis In the matches and he was ever so much better than anyone had thought. His work was great and we were much better off than we had hoped at first." Little repeated what Holcombe Ward said when he came back to this country. "We should challenge every year until we get the cup back. The difference In styles of play between this country and England Is gradually growing less. Over here we play with greater dash and vim and take more chances than the English players. They play a safe game and find holes In the American defence all the time. In time, however, we will get up nearer tbem and the matches will be all the more Interesting. I shall make an official report of the trip to the United States National Lawn Tennis association and shall recommend that we go back after the trophy again. The treat ment that we received on the .other side was arreat and the English were very sym pathetic Indeed." The Intercollegiate socker players will get together early next fall and will plan for playing out a complete schedule of games for the Mllnes cup, held now by Haver ford. The sport will have a thorough trial this fall and the American collegians will have a chance to see how they like It Many of the native-born players are getting very expert and as they Improve In knowl edge they will like the game more and more. It Is the plan that socker will have an even bigger spread than before. Cor nell, Harvard, Princeton, Pennsylvania, Haverford, Columbia and Yale are expected to support the new game strongly. At any event it will help a lot in the development ot good runners and will be a pleasant re laxation for those who fancy the harder sport of the American college game. "I do not know of single real golf links throughout the whole length and breadth ot this country." This is a statement of Walter 3. Travis in the current Country Life in America, In an article on "The Proper Laying Out of Golf Courses." Here are some quotations from Travis' article: Your true links are found nrinoloallv on the seaside of Great Britain and are formed of stretches of sand dunes varying in height and contogr, with occasional tracts ot ground on practically the same level, but Interspersed with undulations of surfaoe all covered with a short, compact growth of very fine grass, varied with patches of coarser growth, called bent. t ne putting greens are situated in nouows or on small plateaus, usually, and aro for the larger part of an undulating char acter, more or less pronounced sometimes after ths style or the ninth and tenth greens at Myopia. The hazards are largely natural, con sisting of the breaking away by erosion of portions of the sand dunes, leaving pots rilled with sand. In addition to these natural hazards others have been artlncally hiade from time to time. The result Is that nearly every green is marked by the Im mediate Droxlmlty or a nazaru several. In many Instances necessitating careful play. There la an entire absence of bunk ers, stretching completely across the fair wayas with us. Pots, of varied extent. or the sandy faces of dunes, take their place, while great variety or elevation ana carry In the various strokes Is necessary, according to the height and distance of the intervening dunes, do in rrom tne toe and through the green. . The fairway Is much narrower than on our courses; haz ards are far more numerous and the sides, off the course, offer every Inducement lor straight play, being liberally provided with whins or rough grass, from which it is only possible, in many cases, to merely get the bun on tne nearest poim ot me iaur way with the aid ot a niblick. Charles E. Duryea, a pioneer In the build' tng of automobiles, says that alcohol was used as far back as 1892 In one of his cars It was then used for experimental work only. Now that the free alcohol bill h been passed, Mr. Duryea, who Is one of the mechanical experts of ths American Motor Car Manufacturers' association, believes that there' will be an increasing use of alcohol In motor cars. Our experiments proved that alcohol required either a little more heat or a little finer pulverization than the gasoline," aald Mr. Duryea. "We tried to use It at the New York automobile show, but they wouldn't allow Its use In the garden, al though It wasn't as dangerous as gasoline. I am Inclined to think that there Is an Increase of power obtainable from the use of alcohol, but Just how much, I can't say I think for aeronautic motors, it should be excellent because ot the Increased power, the freedom from soot, the lessened amount of heating, and the slightly lessened danger from fire. "People generally consider alcohol muoh safer than gasoline and will be ready to adopt alcohol motors for household use, relieving much of the present drudgery. where they wouldn't use gasoline. Alcohol Is snother power and It only remains to be seen If It will be produced at a price low enough to permit Its ue In the place of the more expensive fuels now In use." who was second this season in tictli the 100 and CO-yard runr Ifi the Mott Haven games There was soms expectation that Csrtmell would be chosen captain. Colum bia's new track leader Is John Brtvitx, a mile runner, who has been on the team for two seasons. Brodlx has worked hard In track athletics and the' general feeling le that he deeerres the captaincy. The new Syracuse captain Is Claude Allen, the pole vaulter. E. J. McCormlck. '07. of Wes leyan, a sprinter, will lend the Methodist, as they dislike to be called, and Tatnall, the Haverford crack mile runner, Is to be enptatn of the team next season. Tatnall has the enviable record of not having been beaten In a dual meet since he has been In Haverford. In the Intercollegiate games of 1! he was third In the mile run, being timed In 4:27. Oaeitlon In Physics. GERINO, Neb., Aug. S.-To the Editor Of The Bee: A. car has a velocity of 1,00 miles per hour. A rifle Is placed upon the car. Its muzzle velocity being l.OfO miles per hour Rifle Is discharged while car Is In motion. Would the bullet leave the rifle? D. C. ON3TATT. Ana The bullet would leave the muzzle of the rifle at the same rate as If It were discharged from the ground. The fact that the rifle Is moving on a csr at a rate of speed equal to Its muzzle velocity does not affect the bullet adversely, for the bullet Is traveling ss fast as the rifle before It is fired, and thus receives the additional Im petus of the powder charge. In Its relation to a fixed object, under the conditions, the bullet at the time of leaving the muzzle would be traveling at the rate of 2,000 miles per hour. Within a second after Its discharge, however, the rifle would begin to gain on the bullet, and very soon would leave It behind, although the flight of the bullet would continue unimpeded save from the resistance of the atmosphere. Justice Brewer's Exciting Hunt (Continued from Page Five.) me, but this will be an awful example to set before that little boy.' "Those words, delivered In his Impressive way, had a sobering effect on our heated minds and altered our hastily formed deci sion. The horse wrangler was told to saddle up Monkey, the mule, and I went to catch my mount. Sorrel Dick. "Everyone objected to my riding out alone with the negro, the more so as I refused to take any Are arms whatever, because of his threats. I insisted, however, that this- was my duty, being host. My only weapon was a sheath knife and I only took this as I knew the negro had a long knife down his boot The following table gives, the exact ex penses and receipts of athletics at Harvard, Yale, Pennsylvania and Cornell and a low estimate of the sams at Princeton and Co lumbia: Receipts. Rvn,nwi Harvard $111 680 $ 83 gna Yals 1C ft i,v. ,' Pennsylvania S8.441 41-4 l ornill hh 7f M 7m Princeton 7.i.onO en rni Columbia so.uuo tu'cM) Total $77.$lt $441,800 A Fishing at Cut Off lake has been marred the last week or two by too much rain, but persistant anglers who are not daunted by climatic conditions have been having some sport In spite of the bad conditions. Beveral nloe strings have been caught though they are not seen as often as tney were when the weather was better. After a few days of dry weather, however, the The college track teams have elected cap tains for the coming season with ths ex ception of Cornell. . Yale has chosen J. W. Marshall, the intercollegiate champion high Jumper of the last two seasons. This Is In place of Ell B. Parsons, wbo Is thought by many to have forfeited his chances of election by his trip to Athens. Harvard's new captain Is William Mlnot, the mile run uer who was victorious against both Yale snd Dartmouth In the dual meets. Prince ton once more has elected William M. Armstrong, the hurdler, who holds the low hurdle record for the university. Arm strong was elected last season to succeed Sumner Rulon-Mlller when the latter was unable to return to college. Pennsylvania's new captain Is J. D. Whltham, the sprinter Cowara'tew Asserts Itself. "My object was to show him that we did not fear him, and to pilot ' him to a point tea or twelve mDes from camp, from which place he could reach the nearest railway station without s guide. I did not take my eye from the necrro the whole distance. I rode, a little tn advance, ready to put the Bpurs to my horse should he ride up sud denly and attempt to knife me. But noth ing of the kind occurred. We finally reached a creek near the edge of the timber where I determined to start him off alone. I dis mounted and asked him If be would have a drink. " 'A drink of whatr asked Bill. " 'A drink of water, not whisky,' I said, and with that remark lay down on my stomach to take a drink. I did not lay myself open to be taken at a disadvantage by this action, so seemingly reckless. My eye was on him, and my position such that had he attacked I was prepared to spring to the other side and encounter him, "I have seen the glare of the eyes of a wild beast, but nothing that I ever saw compared with the look In the eye of the enraged negro. I fancied I could tell Just what was passing through his mind. He knew that If be attacked me one or both of us would be killed. It would have meant a death struggle, as no one was within an hour's ride of us. Realising this he weak ened. "I finished drinking, got to my feet, and told him the railroad was Just ninety miles "right over there,' pointing in the blue dis tance. "At this Bill broke down completely. The prospect of pass.ng several nights aim on the prairie together with his supersti tious fears may have had Its terrors, es. peclally In his overwrought condition. "He begged to be taken back to the camp and made touching references to my son whom he had carried about on his should ers In Omaha. I reluctantly agreed to take him back, but his return wasn't much welcomed. "We broke camp Immediately and took turns standing guard at night. During the whole time Bill Goat was with us no one saw him eat anything. He would go out In the weeds and moan and sing, the In dian death songs he had learned while In captivity. "He was sent. home from my ranch. We all welcomed his departure, as he was an Incubus that haunted many a night's sleep of those wljo made up the party, both at the time and long afterward." . Prattle of the Youngsters Teacher Tommy, It you had three ap ples and some one gave you five more, what would you haveT Tommy I guess I'd have a pain In my stomach. Tommy Paw, did Job have stone bruises on the heels? Mr. Tucker Probably not. Tommy Gee I What did he know about sufferln'?" "Johnny," queried the teacher of the Juvenile class, "what Is the difference be tween electricity and lightning?" "You don't have to pay nothln' for light nln'," answered Johnny. "Mamma, what are twins?" asked little Bobby. "Oh, I know," chimed In Dorothy, with all the superiority of an elder alster, "Twins Is two babies Just the same age; three Is triplets; four Is quadrupeds, and five Is centipedes." Little Elsie was crying as If In pain. "What Is the matter, dear?" queried her grandmother. "Did you meet with an accident?" 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All Ajje If Decline la Trom Uanttural Cause There Is not a man tn existent who is saffcrlnf from isnpotenrjp that we cannot rebuild and strengthen so as to accomplish the great est desire and eiperlence the keenest satisfaction, and after we have cured a ease of this kind there will never again be a sign of weakness except brought on by Imprudence. About three-fourths ef the rt tie population from 10 to 0 years of are are troubled with an abnormally weak condition of the organs of pro creation, and during this period bv all means and at ail times, this function should afford pleasure of the hlahest n- . gree, with no Impediment whatever to the satisfaction of tne disposlton. The only obstacle of Nature's most treasured gift to man Is disease which Is Invarlauiy brought about by the youth In his teens or the many excesses to which msn la apt to be addicted. Varicocele, emissions, drains, premature discharge, small organs, weak bark are all symptoms of rapid decline. OUR CURE is a thorough and sclentlfto course of treatment which acts at once upon the nerve forces, stopping the drain and replacing the worn-out ana run-down tissues. It Increase the weight In sound, healthy flesh and muscles that give strnngth and Mils the brain and nerves with fresh vitality, building up the entire sys tem and transforming the sufferer Into a type of perfect manhood. STRICTLY RELIABLE VARICOCELE, HYDROCELE CURED IN 5 DAYS Tc core Varicocele, Hydrocele, Spoclflc Blood Poison, Strictures Plica, Kidney and madder Diseases end all Compli cated and Chronic Dis eases ot MX OXLY. To yon who are afflicted with VARICOCELE, IIYPROCKLR, TIKK NIA, NEURASTHENIA, PROSTATIC, KIDNEY AND BLADDER DISEASES," PILES, FISTULA, BLOOD rOISON OR ALLIED DISEASES) We Invite you to come to our thoroughly equipped medical ofQoe. We will, with pleasure explain how we cure diseases of our specialty. We are desirous of seeing obstinate and chronic cases that have been discouraged and disheartened. We will cheerfully explain and demonstrate tn your satisfaction how we can cure you quickly and permanently. A Free IMagnosIng Con sultation and Examination we give to every man. CFOTIINTY HP PI! DP la what you want. Be sure as we are t If I A I II I I UT b U It C tnat w, CJL cure disease. All our years of experience and office equipment are at your disposal. WE WIt.T, GIVE A GUARANTEE to cure special diseases or refund monev. This means we have confidence on our ability to cure and that tn taking our treatment is costs nothing for our service unless we cure your Varicocele, your Hydrocele, your Hemorrhoids or any disease that we guarantee to cure, uur proressionai rees are reasoned ana not more man you win oe pleased to pay to obtain our expert services. Write If you enn't call. Several noura' or aays personal your ute. 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