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Constant readervold subscribers-pro bono
publico'v'venitasvand other friends
organized at last.
W
HKN Anlifit the Canny got a for tn exploration nolle nu riven thej
corner on libraries and Wllllamlc. C. that arrangements had been made
Jennings Bryan discovered the with the Sorrow line and that the C. C.1
art of syndW atlng old mission-1 would be given an opportunity to study
ary works of travel they left lit-1 ancient marine architecture and enjoy th
tip for a notoriety seeker to l- osone f Cape Cod at the umt time. The
dulse In with adequate remuntr- sailing day, or rather night, arrived, end
There came out of the West, like the C. C. sllentlf and solemnly splashed
Ixvhlnvar, a multl-multl million- their way down the hill, through erooked
followed by smoking coffee and cruller
The cruller, ike the Boston terrier, Is
native, but a hybrid. The terrl la a eros.
of the English bull aad the bull terrier.
while the cruller U a cross of dyspepsia
and Indigestion, tt differ from the dough
nut by tiavlng a Urge ronad bole In the
centre and It eooeecmentlr I'ghtor. They
are of the same family and are raised all
etton.
voung
nalr. the worthy aclon of a progress v ;rt. over wet and muddy crossings. a ov'r r,,w D"
sir This totund. affable and erudite yine of adventurous, determined espharera, '. the C. C. were enabled to enjoy
seeker for opportunity to do the greatest ,n(1 fared forth t0 ln. waterside. OvT,,hl ,on wlthot wrer) U cold storage
possible amount of good to the greatest 'pIlM ot rj1(ti through long lanea of or gam wardens.
number of mundane Incumbents, with lha an1 bl,,. on Almf lighted pier i Btakfa'" finished. Uie C. C wre In-
greatest amount at rerla.m. glories In the th cho piod10 te the gangplank of hl th American Consul waa to
name of Adolphus Budwelser. halls fmro ,hl. ..,.- ,hrhWna- rnffee mill which "mplre a champion game of fish bell on the
1-lbert v. Mo., and. consequently. Is In T.' , K... ,i .,. tjb.rt 1 Playground of the common, and they!
k ihinrs BiKiweiser. Br. en-1 . . ... . .. .'started to see the national awme and pre-
" - - - - . --- , m lne. einranrs auuflcnoar wwiwui I
nexed a few millions by discovering a,hm.elf -nd mimtr,a Danta'a "Ail hop, nt their credentials to the repreaentaUvel
process for putting a foam on Missouri j Khanim-. ., but h, .,,., . chune 'thr lrant. The rsrenlre-
nirer water, tha aforesaid water having' to oro,.,, ,or m,. c. c. knww bttterlv t,OB W" I"""11 nl urd of
orlelnallf th color, consistency and body . .... .,.,,,. a k t..i.a watchful oar during Ms stay. The;
required for a substantial beverage; ii , Bwaoo to ,ef,4 tbem a ear of building
that waa wanting was the foam, and this ; blacK, , m lot 0( bek ni.
the astute Missouri Teuton mippnec;
hence the abundant flow of eheekels
Now, when Adolphus girled on his foun
tain pea and check book he started East.
Mahomet always faced the east, Bryan,
and even Dowle, came East and Adolphus
came East to seek an outlet for his con
ditional benevolence.
Aio! phut' Offer Accepted.
Baslivess manager, press agent and pri
vate secretary combined, he unearthed the
one great cult not already under process of
being exploited, the one great Institution
operated for the righting oi all thing
wrong, the Correspondents' Club. This
Jumly celebrated organisation Is composed
of broad minded, self-sacrificing meji who
Consul provided th chosen few with al
guide, and they proceeded to Inspect the1
crsdle of liberty. The oM ball was not
of great interest to Old Stsbacrlber. who let
At the gangway stood the beet. Adolphus.
In nronrlA eiinnae hla Aotrlns Bonder-
oslty actually radiating ho-ptUllty. and.! Carolina man. until the ruld. In-
lormw me party insi aunougn railed the
cradle ef liberty It was built with money
when confronted with exceptional opportu
nity, fairly became tncandVsoent. The
rooms for the star boarders were on the
port side, and as thejr baggaga had pre
cedod them they were ready with the pilot
and soon were at the rail watching the
wsvtcr front arllp by Into the night Morn-1
Ir.g, Cape Cod, a northeaster and mal de
mer came together, and the C. C. were
not particularly Interested In aivything but
Hoston, which came out of the fog to meet
them Just before nbrhtfall.
At the landing stage the guide, after
consultation with the coast guard, In
formed the C. C. Uiat their visit to the
write to. not for, the press a little band ct i American Consul mut be deferred until
ruthless critics to whom all men are morning, and when the customs officials
things, and no things are sacred. The passed their belongings they sought the
trained editor, the eminent scientist, sklied welcome shelter of an adjacent beanery
artisan and great specialist all quail be- j and the solacing quiet of their beds,
fore the cruel strlftures of these lel'1ers'iyunrJ, Qos(onl
of the trenchant pen. Their conclaves nnl Morning! Who can imagine, let alone
formulas are as sacred and secret as tl effort of describing, the feelings of
famous Council of Ten, and In order that the faithful on this their first sanrlse In a
they be not confounded with the base ltrang land? Delightfully strange waa
hirelings who kill space for wages each' they an), hea,athe and
member hat chosen a nom da lnterfr- .,,,- - .., i. t,. .
enc. These names are now household! nnd unu,ua. Breakfast was a sertea of!
words, slways before the public. Who does deIleWu, ,rtrprlwl. Gn anowy linen amid1
nonow themT-Old Subscriber. Constant j gstenlnr an1 ,n,n,Bg iilver ,
Reader. Vox Popull. One Who Knows, rrojg reat 8telmlng dish of the national food- I
Bono Publico. Admirer. Veritas. I,ong Suf-jth. M an 0ne wh hM eooounUr.a
ferer, A Victim. Justice. A Taxpayer. On Boi(on bean ,n h Mm
of the People. A Voter and Fair Play. h , ,
Ruscsll Sage, Hetty Green and other succulent, toothsome, fragrsnt and anar-1
made Ui the slsve trade. Then Ok) Sub-
m a i i rv a in; jsr j. v v a. - mmiiimmmbm i i it m ' s -sv m .as - j mai a . miw
Ys&zjr y-svi " Vrmwwr . ;uf7& f r w$m
1 1111 mii i ii iii iii iii iii mi ii i ii i i iii i in - ji ii ifPHnvtjaf; en i i ji i i i u i i ii im
spendthrift mllllonnalres have repeatedly Igetlo I the bean at home. Here I the
offered to finance a tour of Inspection or
an exploration for the Correspondents'
Club, but all these overtures were flrml
derllned; therefore, BudweiST. Jr. had
foed on which heroes are fed.
gtnfi. muse npoe tha Dllgrla lera,
Wbnw Inrk U waa to lena
Upoa almost tbt m!r rock
AanMW tao Ply mouth aaad.
reason to Indulge In pardonable pride wnenj The i&'.ent energy, tireless expanslveneas.
Informed that his offer to escort the club, strength glvlrg been enabled this little
to Boston snd furnish sll usually expected j band to push back the ' wilderness and
of escorts, and all is usually expected ofjsubduthe eavsge. Then came the great-1
eseorta. had been accepted. Maps were: eat of all New England breakfast foods.
Consulted, passports secured and every fried pic. Here and here only can the!
preparation made under the supervision ofjbreskfsst pie. celebrated In song snd story.'
a cotton goods drummer who had visited 'be found In prime ronditon. The true en- 1
the country last year and was more or leasjjoyment of this delicacy usjally beg ns
ALJNZ CJAPVENTUROU.mTERlAtt.PZXHLOIr;R.S
his lgst stand agalnrt the combine! forces
of the trusts, and althoufih barrels of nk
were fired and the air for days was full
of I.awson pinks, wrecked cup racers and
copper stock, the verdure of the lilll is
Knglish visitors, which accounts for theithe number of pl.i- ' near Huston -.ind Boe
j
popularity of te In the city. The dames! dentown. N. J , which arc p ilnted out,
who gave this party can be even by the'(nr ,, nav( 1)ved to t)p ovrr a un.
hundred on Washington street any after- ,m, mw p,p, , niP
noon, ami doubtless thev remember the , . . . v
I The t C. next vlsltel the hrlne of tht
fiinrtlo.i. The streete and sidewalks are, . . . .....
acrei cixinsn on neuron Mill, esiaoinjna
when the Hostonc-e tlirew nfT thn British
joke anJ put on Mrs. Kddy's. Tlien. as
L...u,.ips - v nifnuuiK Hie espriiumn nisairniiBiy, as
worshippers great inconvenience, many be-j Adolphus. emboldened by the friendly at
Ing obliged to take their religion bomem,1(1e of thp nativPRi went KO far as to'
with them, and some not bng abl to
In fairly good condlt on. This city is the)
hotbed of spiritualism, and many are thelHll very narrow and crooked, which Is the'
glided temples of the ered, but a ci uel reason for most of the women being plgevr.
city law prevents the seances from con- too.1 and biw legged. This fact came near
the rotunda of the court house In Liberty,
Mo., tiie party went to the Fenway to sea
the aloclc of Mrs. Jat'k. who la the most
a.k a buxom dome If the report were true. . . .... ,,
extenslv Importer of Kuroe:in novelties
When Informed that some women might , . . , .
, k M.lk th frnnl i lT Cliy. Vlil lu lilt.' It.impi- fliuiiv
hansom cob with the front bp BO constructei Adolphus looked sceptl-L, . - ..... .... . ,
I ui ru n iiu s i n i ii?" int 1 1 1 i 1 1 lu v ui mm
cal and said. Well, I'm a stranger from ,,, c)nm. 10 ,,lr,hpIllPe of ..Jlm
Mls,urt" . When the C. C. rescued him Fuk anJ tn- v o( ,.awIIon., hopM
brought the purty bnck to their brown
carry It without the aid of a hurdlck a
liurdick Is a
on the back side, a vehicle peculiar to Bos
ton. The party noticed several bands of
Indians. These savages often come in
from the wreck of umbrellas and eye
glasses he was a fully convinced, sorely
from the reservations at Harvard and
Vale, which are not far from the chluteBe4 p,orer.
They are quite peaceful ana eviaenny un
Hnirltiiallsts. as they gather In front of
the temples and shout their war cry until shown the sword and clothing of George
At the Old Bouth Church the C. C. waa
Washington. On Inquiry 'hey learned
that George waa a large man with big feet
who wert about sleeping hi places. From
far Into the night.
Boston Harbor was the acene of a tea
'party given by the Colonial Dames to the
bread and the ark In which they wene to
return to Gotham, p.iiinlns long e-noush
to purchase a pair of souvenir spectacles
and a volume of Browning. They took r
teirful last look at the great glided dome
of the shrine on Bunker 11111 and t sail
for Cape Cod.
The Humors of Encyclopedia Making.
v Albert Porter proofs that he was made to describe the
(locality as 'malarial."
(of the Jewish Encyclopedia. Standard Cy- The word war In the sentence "Der Auf-rionedis-
&c. istsnd der Juden In den lehsten Jahren
A
of the typewriter Is responsible U,t much
curious reading, as In:
"Pharaoh pursued the Israelites, repent
ing his clemency with wagons."
des Trajan, war nocn nlcht," Ac, led the. The absence of punctuation in the fol-
N encyclopedia i pronaDiy translator Into a curious blunder, ltiatead l lowing sentence leaves tho reader womler-
last Kino. wom in vm oun.i.-of r.clng tn, uprising In question In theing by whom the propaganda was really
tlon or wnicn me ummraiw Ult VMXJ of Trajan the
wouia expect nuraoroui hiuiuihii Jei'efl:
translator ren-
CAPi COP .A NORTHEASTER ANP nAL DE MLR
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I Ms llll I1T1 IIMIMIaaMSJMMMaMa I " ' 11 -T II WIMI I iissm 1 1 II SI l ml n Ii ss iaisii 1 -
to occur. The very name Is ordi
narily suggestive of an array of
sober scientific facts, dresry dis
quisitions, arguments more or less pon
derous tn short, of a dry-ae-dust area, 1n
which the biographical articles are wel
come oasss. Yet those who have been
behind tha scenes In the making of such
volume know how often the tedium of
their labors has been relieved by amusing
errors In translation and slips of the
editorial goose quill, or, more correctly,
fountain pen. Especially Is this the case
where the work Is an original one, the
component topics of which are furnished
by collaborators living In different parts of
the world, writing In different languages,
and of whom many have never previously
contributed to a publication of the kind.
SometWnes the collaborator, perhaps a
Frenohman or a German, writes his article' nennunred bv many a com-
in Emrllsh. though not quite proficient In' had written "Their
that language, the result neing a sinm
The Insurrection of the Jews In the last
years of the Trojan war had not," &e.
A wrMer on the Balearic Isles referred
to a oharge made sgalnst tha Jews there
of having crucified a Saracen, but the
translator made the object of their cruelty
a certain Sara Eenen.
Indistinct handwriting- to the aourra of
many laughable error, as tn the case of a
German archaeologist who, writing sboul
one of th ingredients of the Temple In
cense, stated that to render It less rank It
was tveceasry to soak It In kyperwetn,
meaning Cyprus wine. The callgrsphy
being very minute, the word wss misread,
the translator stating that the Ingredient
v...iri h. Masked in kerosene (') without
doubt the earliest Instance of the use of
the latter.
An English contrUutof whose handwrit
..... . .wm.
made:
"He proclaimed himself the Messiah and
King and left his wife and six children
to propagate his views.
It Is slrange to find Americans holding
college degrees writing as follow:
"He was a native of Ciimbkhi.amsiiirb,"
and
"He was born at Darwen, In Inc astkb
snmn." The following la a fine example of a pas
sage which, aa Lord Dundreary would say,
"no fellow can understand."
"The Importance of heirs consisted In the
not having posthumous nourishment to
be offered by them."
rinally. as an Instince of how a "break"
will escape editors and proofreaders, may
be submitted the following, which fouud
Its way Into the printed volume;
"Jews were unsafe ,m the streets; store
and homes were plundered and many of
them were wounded."
"" ii..,. .lumbers were watched by numbers
example of "English as she Is wrote.' .iVes" was astounded to read In tne
Mm "Their bridal siumoerv
htf numerous woives.
The following paragraph on certain books pnt ..nt t0
of the Ttlhla ia renroduced exactly as writ-,:
ten by one of the leading scientists of lKnuauv surprised wss an English clergy-
France, now dead: mn who had written or tne coming mm
i t nee of the mother of the human race
Smttt of French English ex hlrn.rtf quoted as having s.ken of
. . - .. .... to life." sugigestlve of
nese oooas are or m thjh t.-i-'- r. va - -
Her Reason.
Mrs. Graniercy What In the world
Induced her to cut down her baih.lix
AressT
Mrs. Park So her husband wouldn't
liave so much to find fault with, no
dear.
slstency between themselves
the transmitted ore,
right, but have been
These are fncle Tom's Cabin.'
are In a few cases Aftr translation articles are ""bjeeted
t... . ,.i.nn. i revision: the copy la then
heat aitr.buted to some other event by the prp,red for the press, arvl the nu"rr,P'
transportation of the fragments escaped lt flnally turned over to the ,'r..m"
. .t .... , . . u . ..iiM The need of revision is
hrone of Bolonion.
In this example the translator was at
a in his English. In the next two , ex-
rm , k. A.,trnrtlnn nf ih Krit tpmnlf." . h. rnmoosltor. The nea oi re
Another foreigner, writing In English. VxemplVfled by 8e following pasaage. in
Intended to say that a certain youth was wHch originally th words In email cap
destined for a mercantile career, tout this h.i, appeared:
was not spparent from his wording, "Hal -Th, throne hall with the ASTrtt nory
was destined for a merchant carrier." ithrone of Bolonion.
When written In foreign languages ar
ticles have, or course, to De transiaiea mo in ,iei-u,4 .ome
edited for prtsentatlon to Knglish readers, lampies rn au " ' "' '-"'' . intended
and her tbe list of humorous examples is aords and failed to supply the intenoeo
practically limitless Though not so re-;new matter:- Warsaw In
markaMe aa the effort of the nstlve mls- "tHe wss an " ".i,
rtonary who rendered "a crown of glory-1; J TrVaa or thatT"
that fafleth not away" by "a hat that " " r", ,n 0!b 9
never weers out." the following curloslliesi "H was born In 1. ' ?.r"' "
X translaUon. noted by the prteent writer had yoe-sati trvao .t'teaafci.
in his wrk on three encylclopedlaa. give a! r.f oev
fair lda of the "diversions ' to be metl'om'", w,,w
with tn thle field. S.netlmes the trans- In "Corrtw: rec-r-a" rr
A Song of the Bell of Herald
Square.
When morning breaks or even falls.
If mayhap I am there,
II watch the Iron athletes toll
I The Hell of H.-rald Siure.
i Not mellow, soft, mellifluous,
I But vibrant Is the note
The tenor of some Norseman god
From his titanic throat.
It wells and swells and dwells;
It fills the trembling air,
And day and night it marks the hour.
Its brasen tongue speaks 1 1 , -1 .
In accents clear and stroi.K,
Te sll the psasing throng;
As tbe hammer swings It rings and ring
Far over Herald Square.
lator, otherwise competant, la a poor
or. and he produces s sentenos US
or spell-1 placed the naan aort or the i'.
e thls:-'uutology remind, on. of TopK
,.rtrter who wrote; Not ront
"The hlstorlsn In question states that at ' , .v,tlii him. he shot at and
''""edhim'agaTn.'. -.king
1 u..in cltv. on. author wrot.
wriiwhst Irrulari nVed th ruler of the Chaaara,
' ' ' ----- . Mril
his trme only ten fanrillns
here, all engaged in dylnc
Or he confuses t
words, as In the following:
whose siti'-K built palace
the only
Jehovah w as about to take the Israel-1 ' .,.,.. pit."
:tes under llj protection and to d-uveri collaborator wrote of the
their from bondage, and after this dellv-' f hia artlcla
. lance they acre to enter Into a Conventi ..i . r-mmiited sulcld St a from th
,IW I. 1 1 . ,
of
deck of a teamstiip lit van sum
Funrhal." .
At times the mere Juxtapoaltkin of cer
tain statements affords quaint reading, aa
familiar with Boatonese thus avo'ci-g the out v .'u if
taak of securing a cjihici in eip r tr untl. ;u i.--Jtj
When tdtaryuutm ml 4cUred ready T:.. p.. wli 4CCul
with him.
Quite frequent'y a similarity In sound be
tween certain foreign words and Fngl:eh
i. net causes the translator. In t':e hurry
I n. .-. nut int.. Ih mrt lh of nn
rjthnr words never intended hy him. For, in the sen tew, tolo'nm year
example, a French collaborator woo had tm .mbrii Chtl.
arltten "Ies fleuvea sont tre. poiss-.nrieux -and atthe ame time embracea cnris
('The rivers are very abundant in fish") , '"' .. . ,K. Kt.,.KMcl n.t.--
r.r'anis are v"y i"lsono ..." I "Utter he aent to Paris; snd in lb! he
sscrTtor. nl :. t . . rll.-r ravel over Ts pure Color.lM Ivpei Thry rext lled Bur.ker H.I and w-re .ierm.n a itnor Ho hi1 sad of a cime rm,na mf'n
a.str.ti inn n . w. ,k. ..
d to read in ba Mpi'"'"" " " "I'f'ior
And when It I th noon o night
And all th Square's ablase.
fhe hark the deep, the solemn s-oind
ws-1 And bell ward turn to rase.
Not content, U seema to me that on the Bquar
Tber rests a while a spell
And Clamor' self in silence s anda
To listen to the betl.
t know not what It message la.
If It would any tall.
Hath It a tare? I do not know
The story of tbe boll,
But should the athlete fall to ring
The hours when I am there
I'd miss thy voice, I'd miss thy song,
O Bell ef Herald Kquare.
K 0. KVAKH.
SiiOUT TMtliiWCKy UJSTU. TAINTS) TlK iNlCRV.
'.. j a'.ore t reas.ied.
i.g to ar.c.int c. n.
u i.is tu.udjjtre ot freedom
Lhe o.d shown ti e srai'e ha t nil h naisa the . ertain
spot where the intrepid Tom Lawbou wide i p.L-turfcaque) was iirpns
Family Appreciation.
The Slater Than you are really going
to be married! Well. I tell you you d
remain a bachelor if all girls were like
me.
The Brother Tea, I'm sure I should
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