Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, July 29, 1906, COMIC SECTION, Image 32

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I. Haha, the Jester: At last I have managed to escape from
the Squall Chamber; now I will treat the King to a little of his own
medicin ami then skidoo.
2. King: Now don't ask me to set that caterwauling chap free.
Why, I would rather listen to a dozen cats squalling than Lave him
round trying to sing.
Haha: He would, would he? Well, I am the gazabe that can
accommodate him.
3. Haha: There you arc, you old blunderbuss; I guess that will
bold you for a while.
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4. Chorus, Xing and Cats: Ouch I Help I S-a-t-Scratchl
Meow I Siss! S-s-s-s wow I!
Haha: Hoi He! Ho! One hundred dublins to a shoestring
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5. Haha: Come, Prince, I am afraid the climate here won't
agree with my health, and I would be horribly lonely without your
company.
PUNY. LOOKING LITTLE CUSSl VOU MOTHERS NOW
ADAYS don't know how ter bring up infants
SOS THEY WILL GROW up ter be strong men.
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6. Prince: Stop! Let me go! The Princess has just promised to
marry me.
Haha: Oh, forget her, my boy; there's as mariy good Csh ia
ine,saas ever was caugnt.
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MY HANK IS STRONG MAN IN A CIRCUS NOW. WEN HE
WU2 SMALL, I'D GIT A BOTTLE WITH TWO NIPPLES AN
LET HIM AN' A HUSKY BULL PUP FICHT TER IT -
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-AN THEN AFTER HE HED TIRED THET DULL PUP
OUT SOS THE PURP WUZ ALL IN AN' SPEECHLESS
HED DRINK UP EVERY DROP UV THET MILK -
-AN' THEN HE'D ROLL H I SS ELF UP INTER A BALL
AN' I'D PLAY TENNIS WITH HIM UP AOIN THE
SIDE UV THE BARM TER HELP H& OI0E3TION-
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-AN AFTER an HOUR ER 50 UV THET, ID FINISH
UP WITH HIM BY M A KIN HIM CARRY ME 'ROUND
THE YARD ON ONE HAND!
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HEY THERtf! TAKE THE LITTLE IMP OFP t OUCH!
WOW LET GO YOU PESKY BRAT! VEhVe GOT A
PULL ON YEH LIKE A Ox TEAM
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