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HUNQATB, Notary Public when out or TOWIf. abeeriber leaving tfc city ten. rarlly ahoald haw The Be sailed to them. Address will be With Ice at $10 a ton the lea fund can no longer be classed as a minor charity. Pennsylvania will have to send for fiherman Bell before It can know what real labor war Is like. , San Francisco's complaint of the sale of surplus flour must mean that army rations do not taste good to civilians. u When the thermometer reaches 100 Degrees In the shade the sentence Im posed on those Toledo Ice dealers will be still more popular. V When the polls close In December In the life Insurance elections In New York the actual effect of the recent graft disclosures will be apparent. 1 A new definition of the word "sex tette" is necessary since so many of the "original Florodora" aggregation are getting back Into the limelight. " The Shoshone reservation is ready for the crowds, but Is particularly in terested In knowing whether the crowds are ready for the reservation. The Bryan reception in New York may separate the sheep from the goats, but It will be an expert who can recognise the different flocks at first, glance. The attempt to exclude Americans from the Henley regattas Indicate a desire on the part of British college men to keep some championships In that country. From the way other senators con firm Senator La Follette's charges of a grain and railroad combination it may be assumed that previous Inac tion has not been due to Ignorance. The statement that A. J. Casaatt expects to.be prosecuted for Irregu larities of the Pennsylvania railroad shows a foresight which should have been utilized to prevent the Irregulari ties. 1 ' The new health commissioner wants to make a raid upon the weeds in the Interest of the health of the city. Cut ting weeds ought to be rood exercise for the city Jail gang without doing 'damage to anything but their appe tites. , The World-Herald admits that Its political correspondent at Washington Is In "error," but no more so than Its political correspondent In the heme office In fact, there is a grave suspi cion that the two are one and the same person. While corporation lawyers may ask for an armistice to enable them to study new federal laws, there Is an impression that they have been looking for loopholes, while legislators have had one eye on the main points and the other on their constituents. The cxar's fear that the Russian army may be influenced by revolu tionary feeling on the part of the peasants shows that the Russian ruler knows the ultimate seat of power in all countries. Including autocracies, rests with the popular majority. Officers of the Water company in sist that they are doing everything in their power to expedite the report ot the appraisers. If the appraisement Is being held back, then it must be wHtd kT th other party to the JV'Jard FRnSKcVTlXO THE POWKRtVL. Tbe decision to concentrate the en ergies of tbe administration In a pros ecution of the Standard Oil and Penn sylvania Central for alleged violations of the law Is altogether characteristic of President Roosevelt. The fact that they are the two greatest and most powerful corporations In the country, far from deterring, rather moves him to select them In joining the Issue whether great corporations shall be superior or subject to the law. The Investigations of Commissioner Garfield and the Interstate Commerce commission and other developments have "put the Department of Justice In possession of evidence deemed suffi cient to secure conviction of these giant concerns which have so long been beyond reach of the law. It would not have been so serious to at tack Corporation offenders less In fluential and formidable. Yha. mere time server would have taken that course, and public authority has been too much in such hands. President Roosevelt from the be ginning of his administration has dem onstrated his resoluteness and courage by directing the powers of the govern ment against formidable law violators, as the prosecutions of the Northern Securities, Tobacco, Paper, Chemical and Meat trusts signally show, and most valuable results In court decis ions, publicity and stimulation of pub lic sentiment have already been se cured. But, If in addition to the vast progress that has thus been attained, the two mighty corporate aggrega tions with which the government has now grappled are brought to book and the penalties of the law Inflicted, the crisis of the great battle will have been passed. It will be accepted as the conclusive sign that the day has come when the laws are made to be obeyed by the great corporation com bine as well as by the ordinary cltl ren, and this Is precisely the purpose which the president has more than once publicly declared the paramount need of our time. COST OF THE GOVERNMENT. While the few appropriation bills still pending may cause a silent dif ference In the amount allowed by con gress for the annual expenses of gov ernment, It will be approximately $900,000,000, exceeding that for any other fiscal year In our history. . The average annual national expenses now by far exceed the highest point reached during the civil war, which then seemed to threaten the country with bankruptcy. In almost every direction there have been Imperative demands for larger appropriations for the new fis cal year which begins July 1, large as were the necessities for the cur rent fiscal year. . Not extravagance, but the amazing growth of the coun try and the requirements for service which public opinion has put upon the government, are the cause, and it Is significant that throughout the con sideration ot the supply bill the oppo sition, always especially eager to seize points of partisan advantage when the congressional elections are coming on, has not raised the cry of wasteful and excessive expenditure, but on the con trary has Joined In the demand for services which call for increased expense. The growth of the postal department, particularly In the vast expansion of rural delivery, and the enlarged meat inspection, involving a cost of $8,000,000, are illustrations of national development compelling larger provision of funds. It has not been long since appro priations of only about one-half the amount allowed at this session was made the chief basis of partisan in dictment against the republican party with such effect that General Harrison was defeated for re-election and the democratic party given control of the bouse of representatives. But it Is recognized now In all parties that the government of a country expanding at such a rate as ours cannot meet the needs of public service without corre sponding expense. The very magni tude of private and corporation opera tions of which tbe people have be come accustomed the last ten years has disarmed the popular prejudice which outcry against "the billion dol lar congress" once excited. The fact remains, notwithstanding the Increase of expenses and the vast total required to state them, that the treasury will almost certainly be able to meet them out of current revenues and still hate a comfortable surplus at the end of the ensuing fiscal year. PURE FOOD AND INSPECTION BILLS Examination discloses the fact that the meat Inspection and pure food bills as they passed both branches of congress before going to conference contain numerous Inconsistent and conflicting provisions which may later cause much trouble If finally passed or serious litigation If not removed. The pure food bill, while covering a far wider range. Includes also the same subject matter as the meat in spection bill, both providing elaborate but different systems of Inspection. Under the former, the secretaries of agriculture, treasury and commerce are Jointly to make regulations and control Inspection, but under the Utter the secretary of agriculture alone Is clothed with such authority, and. It is pointed out, the require ments of the two statutes are such that it will be impossible to aarosonize and reduce to certainty the operations of the divergent authorities. The meat inspection measure con templates that, the Inspection which It requires the bureau of animal Indus try to make shall be final, the official brand, "Inspected and passed," guar anteeing that - the food Is good and M." t f or interstate and for- TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: WEDNESDAY, elgn commerce. But the pure food bill requires sn absolutely Independent in spection by the bureau of chemistry, after the Inspection by the bureau of animal industry, to ascertain "If any substance has been substituted, wholly or In part; If any valuable constituent of the article, wholly or In part, has been abstracted; if It be mixed, col ored, powdered, coated or stained In a manner whereby damage or Inferior ity Is concealed; It It contain any added poisonous or other deleterious Ingredient which may render such ar ticle Injurious to health; If It consists in who!o or In part of a filthy, decom posed or putrid animal or eectsble substance or any portion of an animal unfit for food." Thus In a great va riety of circumstances under Indepen dent Authorities some meats ana meet products muy be mn.de to bear the official stamps, "Inspected and passed" and "mlsbranded." Other points of serious conflict are specified. While they are of a char acter that could be remedied, the In teresting practical question In as to their bearing under the circumstances, as the last hours of the session are at hand on the passage of the pure food bill, against which such power ful special Interests are arrayed leav ing no stone unturned to defeai or emasculate It. OMAHA AND NEBRASKA. Taking Its text from this Interview, which appeared recently In The Bee, "Mr. Rosewater's candidacy offers the only hope of keeping the senatorshlp In Omaha and Douglas county and I do not believe the republicans here want to help the game of the state against Omaha by splitting the Doug las delegation," the Fremont Tribune,; which boasts Itself the chief sponsor of the Kearney candidate for senator, declares: This kind of argument may be good enough logic to feed the Omahogs, but It Is not the kind that the republicans of Ne braska will relish, especially since Omaha haa had a senator all the time, and two of them a part of the time, ever since the ter ritory of Nebraska, was admitted Into the union thirty-nine years ago. The issue Is being fairly drawn. It Is Omaha against the state once more, Just as It has been for nearly two score years. Will the people of this Btate permit the tall to continue to wag the dog? It Is true that the boosters of the Kearney candidate are trying to draw this Issue, but there Is no more reason why the game should be the State against Omaha than that it should be the state against Kearney, or the state against Fremont. If Fremont hap pened to be the residence of an emi nent Nebrakau overtowerlng all com petitors ills p'ice of residence surely should not handicap him. If the same man happened to live in Omaha, neither should he be debarred. Let us ask :how this argument would work If the Kearney candidate should move to Omaha. Would his Fremont cham pion then be trying to array tbe state against Omaha? Of course no sensible person takes any stock In such efforts to prejudice Omaha with the rest of the state. The fact that Omaha has been the home of one senator since Nebraska was ad mitted Into the Union Is not pertinent. The same Is true of nearly all of the states which boast of a great metro politan city and the reason Is that the large commercial interests of the state center there rather than in some small town or village. While Omaha has had one of the senatorshlps. It has sel dom had anything else in the way of party honors never having been ac corded a governor at the bands of the republicans and but few minor state offices. The question Is not particularly one of location, but rather who by reason of ability and experience can serve Ne braska best as senator, and who is most closely in touch with all the varied Interests to be represented the people as a whole rather than any small geographical area or any special Interest or group of special Interests. The pay of the postmaster at Omaha has been lifted from $6,000 to $6,000 a year, which will doubtless be a wel come raise to the present incumbent. The significance of the change, how ever. Is found In the fact that post masters' salaries are graded according to the business done In the office and the Increase In salary represents an Increase In the amount of postage can celled at Omaha. The postofflce could not cancel more postage stamps except for the growth of our local business Institutions, which send out the mail. For all of these reasons Omaha can claim a credit mark for itself as well as for the postofflce. The democratic organ of the Fonta nels club declares that the best the Fontanelles hope to do for father-in-law is to split the Douglas delegation to the republican state convention so that Douglas county shall not orfly lose the senatorshlp, but get nothing at all. That is good democratic poll- tics, but it will hardly appeal to re- publlcang. The county board will soon have finished the equalization of the assess- ment. The next thir.g Is the fixing of the tax rate aud the size of the levy is Just as Important as the amount of tbe assessment. Promlbes of economical government are not worth much un less they are reflected In the tax rate. Our amiable democratic contem porary has not yet dug up the anti pass bill which was championed by the democratle congressman from the Second Nebraska district durlug the two years that he drew pay and mile- age from Uncle Sam. Secretary of Agrlcult : i Wilson has promised to spend a good part of the special appropriation for -experimental spraying ot orchards ia Nebraska and lows. The chances are, however, that Iowa will get the big ond of It, al though Nebraska may have the place of the favored step-child In the secre tary's family. The pretense that the assistant cash ier and the teller In Senator Millard's bank are for "father-in-law" for sena tor Is altogether too transparent to go down. But who among the ballot Jugglers cares about the label? The action of a federal court In Texas enjoining the promulgation of new railway rates by tbe state com mission comes In time to Justify the position of the president In regard to meat Inspection appeals. Oil Tanks a Targets. Indianapolis News. In the meantime Just to show that tha government is. not losing Interest, the attorney-general will prod the Standard a little. A Few Buy Frleoda. Baltimore American. The greed of the age Is being very gen erally denounced In essay, writing, sermon and address. But mHmmon still seems to have a few friends left, In spite of the scoring It Is receiving. One By On They Fall. New York Tribune. Even the Book trust has come to grief and can no longer dictate to Its customers the prices at which they sell books. The latter may give away the books or sell them at whatever prices pleases them und their patrons. The "tnist" Idea Is de cidedly on the wane. Briny Weeps of a l.aadlabber. Portland Oregonlan. That briny old salt Teller, from the great marltlm state of Colorado, Is leading the fight for a sea level canal. Teller had his nrst great nautical experience In 1896, when he floated out of the St. Louis con vention In an ocean of his own tears. Hence his expert knowledge of canals. A Pernicious Spectacle. Cincinnati Enquirer. The "temperance" extremists are not so much to blame for the outrage on the rights of Inmates of the Soldiers' Homes as the members of congress who, believing that the 'canteen" Is a proper Institution, still vote against it through cowardice. Jhe spectacle of a crusade In the galleries of the house of representatives against the old soldiers' rights Is pernicious enough, but it Is not worse than the .miserable trimming of the, members on the floor. Last Job of State Bnlldlna;. Springfield Republican. ThT creation of Oklahoma has been the show piece of state building In Amer ica, and It has come practically at the I a ot ,ne development of our purely fed eral system. The achievement can be par alleled In the future only In the Canadian northwest. It Is well to remember that the creations of commonwealths In this swift, affluent style, which are fit In every way to Join the American union and help to shape our common national destiny, will never be possible amonr tha alien "sullen peoples" beyond the sea. CORPORATION FIGUREHEADS. Well Knows Financiers Com 1'nder the Head of Dnmmy Directors. David Ferguson in Success. How many corporations a man may genuinely serve aa a director without being a figurehead in any : one of them is a complex question. I Some capitalists make It a fixed rule not to enter the directorate ot any corporation unless they are certain of thtlr ability to actually assist tn the direction of Its affairs. Others seem to go on the principle of getting memberships In as many directorates aa they possible can, seemingly without regard to their fltnes or ability to be of legitimate service. Until recently, C'hauncey M. Depew was a director In seventy-nine corporations, mofct of them railroads controlled by the Vau derbllls. Though It is a mental impossi bility for one man to keep In close touch w-lth the affairs of seventy-nine corpora tions It would not be fair to class Mr. Depew among the dummy directors. He was put Into the corporations chiefly to represent the Vanderbllt family stockhold ings and carry out the Vanderbjlt policy of management. William H. Newman, Mr. Depew's suc cessor aa president of the New York Cen tral railroad, Is a director In sixty-eight corporations, most of them railroads. Mr. Newman probably holds' the record as a president of corporations. Of the, sixty eight companies he serves as director he Is president of forty-four. This might ex pose him to the charge of being a dummy president were It not for the fact that most of the forty-four companies are small railroads component parts, or feeders, of the main lines of the Vanderhllt system. Mr. Newman Is not the only man employed by the Vanderhllts to represent the family Interests In corporations. John C'ars'en sen. one of the cnnrklenttal men of th Vanderhllts, Is a director In forty-two cor porations; t'harles F. Cox. snot her con fidential representative, Is In twenty-nine corporations ss a director, and Edward V. W. Rossiter represents the Vsnderbllt family as director In fifty-two corporations. James Pullman Is director In a larger number of corporations than any other momber of the Standard Oil group of capi talists. He serves as director In fifty-eight companies. William Rockefeller is In forty-one, Henry H. Rogers is In twenty five. Daniel O'Pay Is Irf twenty and Charles M. Pratt Is In fourteen. John D. Rockefeller, as has been stated, rnnnnts his energies to One corporation, the Stand ard Oil company, of which he is prescient as well as director. J. rierpont Morgan, though a director In forty-seven cor porations. Is not n officer of a single one. August Belmont, head of the transporta tion system of New York City and Ameri can representative of the Rothschilds, is In twenty-seven corporations aa a director; Anthony N. Brady serves fifty companies; tleorge F. Raker, president of the First National hank, is In forty-three: Hnrv C. Huntington serves In directorates of sixty-one corporations, most of them the j creations of the late Colli p. Huntington I and the veteran financier, Rusrell Hnge, though well on the way to nonagenarian I age, still clings to directorships in twentv. '. stiv I'nrriira tlnns Thomas F. Ryan. who. next to John v. ' Rockefeller. Is regarded In the Wall street district as the most determined money maker In America, Is a director In thirty two corporations; but these do not rep resent his total Interests, by any means. He has placed his personal counsel, PmuI D. Cravsth. In the directorates of a dozen companies, and he has other confidential men whom he employs In a similar capacity. Norman B. Ream, the right-hand man of the late Marshall Field. Is a director In thirty-one corporations; Alexander E. Orr, recently elected president of the New York Life Insurance company. Is In twenty-nine, It'llllgm A f'lav-k m 1'lti4 Q ...... . i ..... . director in thirtv-two. of which he is president of twenty-five. All of these men would probably bitterly resent being called dummy directors, but. If the real facts of their activities, or In activities, In corporations they supposedly serve could be learned some basis for tbe char would uudoubtcdly be fuund. JTJXE 27. 190G. 1 " i i i . 1 1 i TIIE FONTANELLE MACHINE Father-in-Law's Paper Warns Republicans Not to Put Any Trust in the Treacherous Indians. World-Herald, April 13, 1906. Is Omaha prepared to rush, with eyes wide open, Into tha crushing embrace of the most powerful and autocratic po'itlcal machine thst was ever proposed to foist upon an American city? If not, her cltlxens would do well to study the methods and the objects of the Fontanella club. That club, The Be says, was organised by the corporations and Is mnlntnlned by the corporations. Its machinery Is alrendy so strong that, st the late primaries. It wna able to ma!:e practically a clean sweep, though It comprised In Its membership but a small minor ity of the total republican vote. What will happen If the Fontanel! machine wins In the election as It won In the primary, and is given Ci. trol of the city government? For answer consult the pledge Which the club sought to exact from candldstes. In its statement to candidates the club Informed them they must be loysl to the organisation and active In Its upbuilding; that they must enthusiastically sup port Its policies; that they must recognise "the rights of members of the organisa tion to first consideration In the distribution of patronage;" that they must consider themselves In duty bound to be governed by the desires of the governing board. And then the pledge waa presented, the signature of the candidate blnd'ng hint to the aforesaid conditions. We quote the third section of the pledge: "IF ELECTED, WILL YOU RRC01NI7.E THE RIGHT OF THE MEMBERS OF THE FONTANEIJ-E CLCB. AS RECOM MKNUKU HY THE LEGALLY CONSTI TUTED AUTHORITY, TO FIRST CONSIDERATION IN THE DISTRIBUTION OF PATRONAGE. What kind of government will Omnha have, we desire to ask. If It elects the Fon tanels candidate? It will have a government dictated by a corporation-controlled machine that will own the public officials and dictate their official actions by virtue of a written pledge! What does Omaha think of It? What do republicans who do not belong to the Fontanelle machine think of it? What show would they sland? What would be their place In the party? It Is almost Impossible to conceive that Omaha, after her years of unhappy experience, Is prepared to endorse and confer sovereign power upon this most brasen, grasping, audacious machine with which she has ever had to deal. BITS OF WASHINGTON 1,1 FR. Minor Scenes and Incident Sketched on the Spot. The postmaster of Davenport, Is., Hon. Lon Bryson was In Washington last week and took a short range shot at Sec retary Shaw In return for his activity In the lowa gubernatorial campaign. "Sec retary Shaw was evidently taken In on that trip to Davenport to Rddress the Lin coln Republican club," s:ild Postmaster Bryson, In an Interview In the Washing ton Post. "The secretary niHde the address before a gathering at the club the night before the Scott county caucus, and the meeting was gotten up by a crowd of people who cami down from Des Moines to whoop It up ror Perkins. The next day the convention instructed for Cummins by a big vote, after a convention of two hours and a half. The Perkins people had previously held a meeting of their very small minority and claimed to have given the county to their candidate, but no convention can be regular and do Its work In five minutes. Scott county Is for Cummins, and In the state convention, to be held August 1, he will receive fully 900 votes out of the 1.600. Mr. Cummins hss always come to our county and helped the republican organization and we are with him now. He will be the next governor of Iowa." fVhen Thomas U. Reed was speaker of the Fifty-first congress, only fifteen years ago, there was a great outcry In the public press because the appropriations for two years had reached the enormous total of Sl,023.792.3fi6. The criticism was that it was "a billion dollar congress." MY. Reed replied that this was "a billion dollar country." But It was not until eight years later that the appropriations exceeded that figure for any two years, when, In the fifty-fifth congress, which hsd much to do with paying for tha Spanish war, they resched 1, 563,000,000. The fifty-ninth con gress, which Is approaching the com pletion of Its first semilnn, Is going to put all of Its predecessors to shame as an example for the discouragement of parsi mony. The 'appropriations of public moneys which will have been made by the time the session ends will be perilously near the billion dollar mark for a single session. At the rate public money Is being expended and demands for greater sums are being formulated, the short senslon will come to a close In March. W". with appro priations very near $2,000,000,000 for two years. Ons of the curious customs In congress Is to furnish free lemonade for senators, while representstlves must pay for thn same, luxury. The lstter are beginning to grumble at what they call discrimination. No one seems to understand why the distinction Is made. A messenger In the cloik rooms of the house make up a cooler full of lemonade every day and It Is dipped out to members who subscribe for lemons and sugar. The list of those entitled to drink the mixture Is pssted on the front of the water cooler. Certain members of the houre are cheap enough to drink without subscribing to the cause. Over In the senate rich lemonsde Is on draught throughout the day and there Is no limit on the allowance to senators or employes. One t'f the most Interested listeners In ths house gallery during the discussion of the pure food bill tvns young Mr. Heinz of Plttsburt. He csme here to help pass the bill, If he wss needed, and could find a way to help. "Thre Is no need of preaerva lives In canned fruits and vegetables." said he. "We hsve spent thousands of dollars to demonstrate that fact and as Mr. Mann said a few minutes ago the bill will not hurt the m.in who dslres tn sell pure food and drink. It will, however, hurt the man who wants to defrsud the public In any way, either by the tine of pre servatives or by pretending an article Is one thing while It la another. It is necessary, however, to keep, canned stuff from spoiling, to use only fruit snd vege table In the best of condition when they sre put Into tins. Partly decayed fruits and vegetables can be canned and pre. vented from spoiling by the use of power ful antleptlcs. Sterilization In big re torts aill mke the use of preservatives unnecessary." PostmsMer Oeneral v Cortelyoti hss he come the moat exclusive of cabinet offi cers. It is hsrder to see him than any of his colleagues. He ha even sss'imed lh airs of a senetor In the mstter of elevttor service, which Is saying a lot. He has reserved one of the elevators for his Instant and exclusive use by adopting a slgnnl which brings the elevator to h floor In a .1iffy. Woe betide the man who Inadvertently gives the ring of the post master general. Mr. Cortelyou has adopted another wrinkle. That Is that certain d; vfslons of the Postofflce department my nut be communicated with by telephone, except In cases of llinefs. The bond di vision Is one of them. It Is also against the rule and regulations to give out the names of a postmaster's h-ndeinen. That may he all right, so as to place a check upon the Industry of the ggents of the bonding companie. who, If they can find out the name of the bondsmen, may prrsuade them to notify the postmaster that they would like to be relieved because the cost of a bond given a surety company costs so lltt. Senator Rsyner. fresh from the court room and not yet used to the senste, has difficulty sometimes In remembering where he Is and frequently says, "May It please in court," Instead of "Mr. President." On day In the course of a vehement at tack on executive Interference he said: "May it please the court," and the repub lican senators laughed loud and long. "I ought to explain that I was not address ing the senator from Rhode Island," sn!d Rayner, when he could b heard. Then the democratic senators laughed loud and long and Mr. Aldrlch's laugh stopped In the middle. Some Washington Joker has played a cruel practical Joke on the editor of an eastern magaxlne. In the July number a letter commending recently printed "Troa son of the Senate" articles Is prominently displayed. Tho letter Is signed "Dorsey Foultx, Police Magistrate." Dorsey Foults Is the standing Joke of the Washington police department. , He Is a negro who, while being tried for murder several years ago, walked out of the court room and escaped during the trial. Since that tlm Dorsey Foults haa appeared in everv part of the countiy, but tbe Washington police have never captured him. PERSONAL &OTES. An exchange declares that President Roosevelt could not possibly spend tJS.wO a year In traveling. Did Its esteemed editor ever travel much by special train? Prof. James H. Breasted of the Univers ity of .Ch(pa(q has. arrived home from Egypt after a year of digging among the ancient temples along the Nile. He will return to hlB work of excavating in Egypt next September. ' It Is related that a man Injured in an accident In California had his heart taken out. Its wounds washed and the organ re placed. But It has long been a matter of fact that broken hearts could be completely repaired with money plasters. There will be no scarcity of childhood s favorite means to produce noise on c 1 1 -Fourth of July this year, one ship which arrived in the port of New York Iiom China the other day carried 100.000,000 lire crackers and 200.000 torpedoes. . Andrew Carnegie la believed to have been granted his "freedom"- oftener than any other living man. A short time ago he was granted the freedom of five English towns and cities In one week and altogether hai been the recipient of about forty freedoms of this kind. Secretary Tsft Is vastly proud of the fact that he has reduced his weight by seventy pounds. For a time his rigid regimen kept him pale, but now he Is getting back some of his ruddy complexion. "Diet Is the thing," he said to a stout friend the other day. "But how do you go about It?" waa asked. "Oh. It's very simple. Just cut out everything you like." Vivian Fagan, United States marshal for the southern district of Ohio, has been a Cox man In Cincinnati politics for years and years. 4 ward boss and all that tie name Implies. Now the Civil Service com mission is on his trail. It la examining Into Fagan's record to see If he Is a poli tician. "I quit," said Fagan. "I puss. If after all these years I haven't established myself as a politician I think it la time for me to get into the high grass." James Rosco Day, chancellor of Syra cuse university, who has jumped Into u deal of notoriety because of his attacks on President Roosevelt k policies, Is th largest man In Syracuse, standing t feet 4 inches in his stockings and weighing 20 pounds. He has been st the head of Syracuse university for twelve years. In which time ne has met with marked succeHS, the'lnstitutlon having grown under his guidance from a small college with a handful of students to a grest university with over 3.orV. His ambition Is to make It a rival of the University of Chicago. Rocky Stuff on the Jump. Boston Trsnicrlpt. Gasoline in now jumping In price and likely to soar In the Interval before firo alcohol comes In. Until recently the grsde used for motor vehicles hss been sold for 11 or 12 cents s gallon, but an advance of seversl cents gallon has recently been made and another Is Imminent. A l aeless Job. Baltimore American. It la uselesa Just now to preach the goepe) of cheerfulness to the trusts. They are beginning to feel that Jhere Is a Moody atmosphere about them. FaJthful ECnabe We all love a faithful friend. Life would be dreary with out someone we could depend upon when In need. Bo It Is wlta the owner of a Knabe. Under the most trying, circumstances of neglect and abuse the Knabe will speak back to you. In most soothing tones. The Knabe will stand more use and mora neglect than any other piano. No one ever saw a Knabe piano completely worn out. The Knabe piano Is the stsndard by which the quality of all other pianos is measured. There never was a piano as good as the Knabe. Continuous effort to copy them have failed to produce Knabe quality. The millions of dollars that have been spent to perfect the Knabe, the life work of generations ot the Knabe family, have developed a system and a knowledge as to the kinds and the treatment of woods, which no other piano maker can acquire In one lifetime. These are the things respon sible for the Knabe qualify. We sell a new Knabe Cabinet Grand Piano for 1450. Terms of monthly payments may be arranged. 1513 Douglas Gt. Omaha. Neb. PROOF PIANO TUNING $2.50 ONLY. RAILROAD pRAFTlNO. (Taw the 04 0e Crr. Hon Wea Preserve. New York Evening Tost. Although tha Interstate Commerce onnv r.i..Ln hi planned In bear the presidents of the soft eoal roads In their own behalf, not one of the officials turned up. but while the Incident caused considerable amu ment It served to renew serious discussion as to whether a general investigation ox the railroads was necessary. One president nf m,trn avatenl stated that the dl closure of the past few weeks Were mf sly telling what every railroad man naa Known for years. It .was stoutly denied, however, that the conditions found to exlat rn tbe solft coal territory could b duplicated im the wet he added: "A majority of th people asking favors) from us think that nothing can be had without a little 'greasing.' Consequently any railroad man that will tak It cn get It. Not long ago a big brewer on our it. A a sldlna. When he got what he wanted without paying for It he was the most surprised man you ever saw. in my opinion a straight and narrow line must be drawn, there Is no middle ground. Either you accept favors or you do not. it was some years ago that that Question waa settled on our road." i A button was then pressed and the see retary of the president in question was directed to bring a letter-book, of a cer tain date. In It was found a copy or me following order, Issued to all officials'1 the comrany: . Presidents Offloe. July 15, 1 XNO omcer vi ini in7 be permitted to become pecuniarily Inter ested In any enterprise which la likely te . . i . i . I L. Ka nnn.n.n. navo ousiness reiuiioup iv.. When there Is a question whether a par . . , ,,..,, t H 4 a nnta ncuiar enieruiin .V' hlbltlon the question will be referred to the chief executive omcer oi mo ""wj w decision In writing. In order that there may be no possible ground for cxitlclsna from any source. ' President THOUGHTS THAT TICKLB. ' Jack-The last time I saw your cousltj Joe he said he was on his way to salt old Gotrox for his daughter's hand. How did he come out? ' , .. Tom He Isn't out yet. He S still In the hospital Chicago News. It was fleeing from Sodom. i All the fault of the muckrakers.t he avnlnlntd. Herewith he heartily Indorsed th presi dential spcech.-New York Times. "Did you have any luck on your fishing trip?" asked the fond wife. "I should say so," answered Mr. Olsport absent mlndedly. "I held high and low three times In succession and turned Javca twice." Washington Star. Glen Vlller-Are you a good "Judge of horseflesh? ' Wade Parker I guess not. To Juflg from what I read In the newspapers, I ve been thinking it was canned chicken for a number of years. Cleveland Leader. "It seems to me," said Mrs. Oldcastle. "that Dr. Fourthly Indulges a good deal '"Tve'been thinking that same thing." re plied her hostess. "I.end aakes, I should think a man with as much sense as him would leave these French drinks alone. Chicago Record-Herald. ; Mrs. Knlcker How' did you pjrsuada your husband to send you to the country? Mrs, Bocker I suggested staying n trwn on account of the lovely bargains la the shops. New York Sun. "Can 1 sell you one of 'our latest dic tionaries?" asked the affable agent. "No." answered Mr. Cumrox. I have been subscribing to all, the dictionaries that came out, and they dlsafrree with me so much shout spelling and pronunciation that I'm tired of the argument." ashlngtoa Star. , . ' i BONO OF A CRACKED VOICE. . McClures" Magaslne. When I was young and slender, a spendsfl. What gentlemanajr7eTmrreJF-JrjUr- lin lustier at passes wltn glasses ana lasses, ' How pleasant was the look of em M I came Jaunting by! . ... (But. now there's none to sigh at me as I come creaking by.) Then Pegasus went loping 'twlxt hoping and toping, 'A song in every dicky bird, a scent la evrv rose; V hat moons for lovelorn glances, ro mancee and dames, And how the spirit of the waits went thrilling through my toes! (Egad. Its now a gouty pang goes thrilling through my toea!) Wss I that lover frantic, romantic and antic Who found the lute In Molly's Voioe, the lioxven In her eyes. ( all not that little youthful ghost, but leave it where itiles! (Dear, desr. how many winter Snows have drifted where she lies.) But now I'm old snd humble, why mumble and grumble At all the posy-linked rout that hurrios laughing by? Framed In my golrt-rtmmed glasses esca lass Is who paFes And youth is null a-twlnkllng In the corner of my eye. (How strange you cannot sea It In the corner of my eye.) , CONSIMINO PASSION OF !. 3. W. Foley In New York Times. If u kood mssrle awl the gurls u fawl In luv with fnim the time wenn u are smal until u are grone up ude hsrTtoo be a moarmnn ur be kott fore blggumy snn put In Jale. ann tho ure hart Is aosr from looxen wun a hundered tUnes ur moag ann u think u will neavur smile agenn perharps Its onley fore the bet arm wenn U are ateen snn boyhood riaie are passt tl no ure reely dep. In uv at lasst. o thenn tire uther l'ivs awl fald away like doo upon the gras snn V kan ssy u neavur reely noo befoar how dep ann turhle Is ure pashun ann u slepa upon hur folonrsf ann kls It wenn il go to slepe ann wenn u rise agenn snn put It on the bewro In ure room propt up sgensl the bottul uv perfyoom unn worship It wenn u re awl aloan like heethen hoo bow doun to wood ana stoan. o hsnple dse uv yuth wenn u doant kale . . . - . a k. nr. hll IT nreoo wnil i a ... - -"- US ion U pnr in U"' ' m a,,,, u are gladd u nesvur iumt to smoak ur enoa . . k. . k. . t k . U r. Ilk, In -tlta hekmnmen hur grate bew ty ann woant ned to WHSSnHniFii ur .i.i iiiiiii, .k ... the fsshun noats ann ware flna kloaag snn go too theaturs becaws u luv hur bo, (