HIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SVVPAY. MAY in. IPOfi. .1 HENRY PLAYS A BAD HAND Husband Fall Down Miawrablj Tryinc to Blindfold Eli Wife. FOILED BY LITTLE STREET CAR TRANSFER Tw DMrHltri Oo to HI Hows la Rmuoiis to Womna'n CaJI ti4 Prncff ta t'n (T Henry. A woman Intuition, a resourceful hus band and a street car transfer check caused domestic wm to the man tn tha oase, agitation to the woman and a fruit less trip for two detectives from the city Jail Saturday morning. The name and ad drees of the man who la now buying a new Icebox and other seasonable tokens for his wife, are suppressed for charitable reasons, but the whole affair Is on record at police headquarters. Mr. Msn went down town the previous evening to see the passing show. He drank often and late and lost his regard for the flight of time and a waiting wife. Ha took the Inst car into the suburbs and then walked back to his horn to prepare his system for tha home going. Just about tha time a crate of chickens on the walk In front of a Howard street commission house wm- announcing the advent of an other new born mom, Mr. Man rang the bell of his own door with much timidity and a "well defined rumor" that he had been slugged and robbed. The wife met Mr. Man In the regulation manner. She had already divided the property. Henry could have the boys and she would keep the girls; the oil painting of both In the heyday of their young love, she would cling to for the baby's sake, while he could have the new suit case, tory Does the Business. "My dearest one, I've been slugged and robbed. At the corner of Twenty-third and Seward streets I was stopped by two bold, bad men, who hit ms with a club and took all my money except SO cents. I lay unconscious for hours and finally dragged myself home," said Mr. Man, with a supreme effort and some show of righteous ness. Womanly sympsthy Immediately came to the surfsce with Urge bubbles. "My poor Henry! And I judged you so hastily. If you had only telephoned me or sent a messenger boy, but how could you when you lsy nearly desd In the cold night alrT What time was you held up?" "It wss Just 10 o'clock. I remember hear ing the town clock striking the hour." While Henry was making a noise In the kitchen like a man trying to eat his break fast the wife took It unto herself to tele phone a report of the robbery to the police. Detectives Malnney and Drummy were sent out to get descriptions of the culprits. While the detective were on their way to Henry's house the wife be thought herself to ransack Henry's coat. She found a street car transfer check punched at 10:80 Saturday night. Observ ing the transfer check she went to Henry and asked him whether he was sure he was held up at 10 o'clock. How Could He Forget It. "And don't you suppose a man ought to know when he was held up? Do you think hold-ups are of such frequent occur rence In the life of a man that he would forget the time?" he replied, with a show of Injured Innocence and an effort to drink out of an empty cup. It was all. the woman's light hand could do to restrain her left hand from flashing the transfer check, like the stsge heroine who shows a document Just in time to foil the villain and arouse tha gallery. Then the detectives arrived. "Madam, we would like to ' see Henry 8o-and-So, who waa robbed," said Detec tive Drummy, politely. "Henry, here are two officers of the law to see you. They have come In their store clothes so the robbers would not recog nise them." explained the woman. Henry began to wish he had accepted the terms offered by his wife at the front door a few hours before. He felt like a drown ing man grasping at a floating pop bottle. But he resolved to face the situation like a man and make a full confession if pressed too hard. Henry Picks Oat Bad Location. Detectives Maloney and Drummy took off their coats, opened their kit of tools and went to work on the case like a pair of sleuth, trying to find out why father does not work. They asked Henry the usual questions covering a case of assault and robbery. Detective Drummy called the woman Into the front hall and said he smelted a rat, as Henry said ha was held up at the corner of Twenty-third and Sew ard streets, there being no such Intersec tion. Then the woman told about the transfer check. "What kind of a stall are you giving us? Do you think we are a pair of yokels? Don't you suppose we saw you at 10 GO last evening at Seventeenth and Cuming streets with this transfer check In your right hand, and yet you say you were slugged and, robbed at 10 o'clock," said Drummy. Henry had no reply to offer. After a minute's silence he confessed all. Henry promised never, never again to stay out late and said he would buy his wife a new Ice box and a new front door with an oval glass If she would forgive and forget. . t ' . 8 he said she would. Then the detectives nocked up their tools and returned to the police station. Sinn cf the base of the brain, from the re. suit nf which Ms ability to earn a ltvlnq has been greatly Impaired. LOCOMOTIVE MAKES LEAP Big F.istae Strikes Rear, of Pynn mtte mm fpeef tarried Train Over Role. It Is thrilling enough to see a bicycle or an automobile leap the gap. hut think nf a great railroad train performing the feat! Thle extraordinary adventure has Just befallen the 'Frisco Meteor, one of the fsstest trains In the southwest. The Meteor was running south a mile a minute through southwestern Kansas. It wss flying through the outskirts of Turck. a flag station three miles north of Colum bus, when a terrific shock and explosion ahead strnck terror Into the hearts of trainmen and passengers. The train lifted as If running upon sir; then It struck with a gilding, running Impact, rorked vio lently for an Instant and then resumed Its smooth snd even gnlt. The air hissed, the speed slackened, voices shouted and doors banged, and the Meteor stopped. The engineer climbed out of the cab and leaped to the ground. As he walked back to meet the trainmen and passengers who had swarmed out of the cars, he said: "Dynamite!" Men shuddered at thought of their nar row esca.pe.-but they knew little of the remarkable feat of the train the thing that had saved them. "I think they tore the track out under us some," the engineer said, and the train was barked up to see. A single glance was sufficient to show what had happened. Train wreckers bad placed dynamite upon the rails. The forward truck wheels of the great engine hsd fired the explosive, which had torn a great hole in the roadbed, cut ting a three-foot gap In the track. The Meteor had leaped the gap! What might have happened the 'Frisco Meteor the other night la happening trains In the United States with the frequency of things that are commonplace. But whst actually did happen Is a remarkable story. The wreckers thst plotted the destruction of this splendid train were making an ex periment. There here been all sorts of schemes for wrecking trains, but rarely have men laid dynamite upon the rails. The effect could not be easily foreseen. The speed of the train might ssve It; or It might the better serve to smash It up. That the explosion would blow out a sec tion of the track before the drivers of the engine passed was reasonably certain. Quick ss the train was. It could not be so quick as the explosive. Granting that the dynamite would tear out a section of trsck In front of the drivers, what would be the result? Would the great weight of the 10o-ton engine force the drivers Into the gap, or would the engine leap the gap? And If it did leap the gap would the wheels track? A train wrecker Is not a student of nat ural laws, but he has that native sense of things which served In his desperate busi ness. He knows that a very little thing will sometimes wreck a train, and that there Is a well known list of things which will certainly throw the fastest and heav iest train that runs. He might reasonably have counted upon his dynamite to wreck the Meteor. But It didn't. When the great drivers left the rails and flashed through space there was a terrible chance that they would not return to the rails upon the other side. Just what the chance was It is Impossible to know. Study of the subect might reveal the surprise that If the track were perfectly straight and 'the train were running fast enough It would always return to the rails after leaping a gap of any reasonable width. , . t ' Upon the other hand. It could have been a whim of fete that the Meteor was saved. It might rush upon the same conditions a thousand times and never repeat the feat of leaping the gap and escaping with noth ing more than a few bent rods and a little dlaxlorcd paint. The engineer went over the engine care fully, but he could find no greater damage than the loss of a cylinder cock. This slight Injury to the engine was due to the fact that the explosive force of dynamite Is downward. An equal explosion of giant powder would have wrecked the great mo gul's vitals. The only other scratch upon the train waa a broken window In the baggage car. It waa smashed by a piece of debris. Who plotted the destruction of the train and for what purpose are mysteries. Railroads have frequent mysteries of this sort. A few months ago there were such per sistent and successful attempts to wreck trains on the Santa Fe lines In Ksnaaa that a reward of $5,nno was offered for the con viction of the vandals who were doing the work. They were never caught, though the Santa Fe worked In the Held for months with all the Ingenuity known to detectives. The feat of the Frisco Meteor astounded the trainmen and the passengers. To look at the hole blown In the track by the dyna mite one would ridicule the Idea that a train could fly across there without Injury. To be sure, the gap wss not wide, but even a single yard seems a big matter when one considers the tremendous weight of a train, and especially that of a train drawn by such engines as those that pull the Meteor. If the train could lesp.that gap, what more could It do? Could It do twloe as much, or three, or four, or perhaps five times? St. Louis Post-Dlspatcb. II r if HE PEOPLE'S STORE DS RQE2TFULLY ALLEO TOE "OUTFIT STT Our spring pales have shown a hnndsorrvo advance over last year. 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Parlor furnished complete $25.50 I J Kooms fnrnished complete for CClO I Koom furnished complete $28.50 Wreck Victim Asks Damages. Io MscOuIre, one of the victims of the street car collision at Thirteenth and J streets. South Omaha. March 13, has filed suit In district court satirist the Omaha Council Bluffs Street Hallway company for ll0O for Injuries he received. The suit Is brought by his mother as his next friend. The petition states he had his ribs snd chest crushed and suffered from a concus- Reeords Agalast Ttsit Missing. COU'MBl'g. O.. May 11 A special to the dispatch from l-lma. O. says thst County lrosecutor Wehtier lias created a sensation here by the declaration that when the grand Jury sought to look Into the bridge contracts with the Bellefontaihe Bridge company everv scrap of written evi dence waa found to be missing. The records sre said to have disappeared within the past few days, or since the grand Jury opened Its Investigation into the bridge trust. 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HIS COMPUNCTIONS CAUSE TROUBLE Running; from feline He Creates False Impression In Colored Woman's Mind and K plalns la Conrt. Jerry Blllntt, colored, related before the people's bar Saturday morning the various tilings he would stand for before he would allow a black ret to cross his path at night. He said he could overlook such trifles as a gasoline stove explosion, a broken mirror, opening of an umbrella In doors, falling while going upstairs, or the flight of a bird through the window of his study, but when it csme to a black cat trying to give him the double cross at night time, he said he believed It time to take notice and kill the feline If necessary. Elliott lives at 11)15 Capitol avenue and manages a lunch stand in the east end. Shortly atter midnight Friday Rlllolt was walking home, viewing the starry firma ment and fondling the days receipts In his pocket. While thus deeply absorbed with the things of earth and sky Elliott s atentlon was engaged by a large black cat, which Jumped from an alley and tried to cross the colored man's path. The sight of the animal was Immediately a token for action on Klllott's part. Elliott set all his sails, threw off his cont snd rtarted up one side of the street, with the cat doing the rapid sprint on the other side. Every time Elliott would stop to rest tha rat would stop. Finally the tired lunch man becsme real cross and picked up Isrge stones, which he hurled at the cat. A belated colored woman passing at the time mistook Klllott's intentions snd wildly called for help. The woman directed her flight toward the police ststion, with the rat In close pursuit. F-lliott continued throwing aolid matter at the cat. Detec tives Ferris and Dunn, attracted by the woman's exclamations of dlnturbed thought, plunged themselves Into tha troubled night air and caught Elliott. The woman kept running. Her body was not found. The est did not succeed In passing Elliott. When arraigned before the people's bar Saturday morning Elliott told the police judge he was more afraid of a black cat than a corpse. Jedge. Ah s mnughty skeared ob a corpse, hut de black cat hab deni all skinned forty ways. Ah thought Ah was giiln' to hab de agje when dat cat 'peered 'foh me last night, but when Ah looked mshself ober Ah found dat Ah only had a nervous chill. Inok out for de black rats, Jedge; dry means hahm, dat a what doy does." said Elliott when asked If he hnd anything to say why sentence of the court should not be pronounced upon him accord ing to the city ordinances. Elliott convinced the court hs was a hard working man, whose chief weakness was a fear of black cats. Elliott was discharged. Paul I-atihech. Emil Valeln, Gladys Thompson and Ixttle Iubsch, the objects of a hurry csll by the police patrol Friday evening, were fined t6 and costs each Sat. urday morning when arraigned before the police judge on charges of disturbing the peace by righting The disturbance oc curred in a room at 411 North Fourteenth street. 8rgesnt Vanous, Detective Ferris snd Patrolman Klsaane broke up the little party, which waa a frce-ff -U-Aas 1 the police arrived. Three blackened eyes and a broken pitcher represented the per sonal and property damage. The tight is said to have started when all of the party tried to drink beer out of the pitcher at the same time. Leo Guy, Chinaman, was convicted of vagrancy In police court Saturday morning upon the evidence of three of hla country men. The sentence was thirty days. The upshot of Guy's present troubles was a complaint he registered a week ago against Wing Kee, charging him with as sault and robbery. Guy did not get a com plaint. Ta le. Win Chee and IJn Wah testified against Guy Saturday morning. "No goodee Chink; no workee filteen ysr; al lee time eat," testified Ah Ta. Guy entered objections by saying: "Mo workee lestlants and laundry; ask alloe Chinee boy." It was stated Guy worked on the sympa thies of the local colony of Chinamen for years, threatening to ex pone their fan tan game If they did not give him money and clothes. PROGRESS M INVENTIONS Varlons Oevrlopmen ts of Human Skill and Intensity In Many Fields. A common nail Is an excellent illustra tion of the difference between old snd new methods. Formerly the metal was cut Into strips and then forged Into shape with hammers and an expert took about one and one-half minutes for each nail. Today they are made of steel and are lighter and stronger. Strips are cut with steam shears and fed into automatic nail machines. One man tends three machines, each ma chine dropping a nail every second. May Island, Great Britain, now possesses a foghorn which ran be heard eighteen miles away. Several similar onea are to be Installed in neighboring lighthouses to safeguard the uhlps entering the Firth of Forth. Prof. Cerebotani. a Frenchman. Is said to have perfected an apparatus which will transmH by wire all the peculiarities of a man's handwriting or drsm'lng. enabling him to sign checks l.Onn miles away or write a legal document or draw a picture. But on aire Is needed, and the machinery Is quite simple. There is a clock move ment controlling a wire, and one rod makes a circular movement, while another makes direct perpendicular and horizontal atrokes. On the hand of a man who had lost a middle finger by accident, Prof, von Eifela berg of Vienna has succeafuily grafted one of the men's toes, which it Is thought he will shortly be able to use as a finger. Prof. Classen of Alxia-Chapelle, has brought out a process of making alcohol from sawdust. The cellulose is treated with gaseous sulphuric acid and glucose formed, snd Is converted into alcohol by fermenta tion. A ton of sawdust yields about fifty gallons of crude alcohol, or twenty-five gallons of absolute alcohol. It Is expected, however, that in time thirty gallons or more will be obtained. A new type of engine, known as the "monkey-motion" pattern, which. It is said, will revolutionise steam locomotion on railroads, liss been successfully operated on the Southern Pacific. A train of 1.5c0 tons was hauled from Ogden to Wads worth, Nev., by one of the new engines. All the driving-mechanism is on the sides, making It easy of access. The steam ex hausts very rapidly and there Is no back pressure. It is estimated that the new engine will save from X to 40 per cent In coal consumption, being able to run fifty- iour one with on tun of coal, as against twenty-five to twenty-eight miles under the present system. According to a German publication, Sweden Is planning to use for electricity every ounce of water now going to waste over its falls and In Its rivers. Engineers are In the hills making surveys, and capi tal is getting ready for the call that Is sure to come Just as soon as the surveys are completed. The same may be said of Norway, where the wnters have shorter distances to run, but are often of tre mendous volume. In Sweden the power wilt be put to work In all manner of mills; in Norway In the mines Iron and copper. Geographers, representing the principal nations, are at work upon a map of the entire earth on a scale of 1 to 1,000.000, and Prof. Penck, the German geographer, reports that sixty-nine sheets, out of 437 planned, have been completed; A distance of one mile will be represented by a spar about one-sixteenth of an Inch long. There are, of course, many maps of small areas on a much larger scale than this, but to represent the whole face of the known world on this seal Is an undertaking of vast interest. One of the Berlin papers tells of a new device for catching herrings. A German in ventor places a microphone In a metal box perfectly water-tight and plunges it into the sea In order to ascertain If the fish are passing that way. A wire con nects the submerged microphone (which greatly increases the volume of small sounds) to nn ordinary receiver, with which one liKtens to what Is going on in the depths of the sea. Excellent results have been obtained In the North sea by the Invention for signaling the passing of the herring shoals. Clocks are now being made whlrh speak the hours, -.natead ot striking them, through an ingenious application of tha phonograph. They are arranged to call out In various degrees of modulation, some loud enough to rouse the soundest sleeper. The making- of glass bricks for buildings ss well as paving has become a recognized European Industry. As usual, the Germans have carried the Inovatlon further than anybody rife. In Hamburg glass walls are erected where light is needed, yet where, by police regulations, walls must be both wlndowless and fireproof. Three firms make such bricks In eastern Germany. Theso bricks are translucent, admitting light, but permitting no view of the in terior. A new desth-deallng Instrument has been Invented. A Lithuanian gentleman, Theo dor Troltx, has contrived a gun. worked by electricity, which will Are from 4.000 to 12.000 shots a minute. The range of this new weapon Is three miles, and Its destruc tive rower, If all claims on Its behalf Is genuine, should put In the shade seh trivial toys as magazine rifles. The gun only requires one man to work It. The RHtcllff-Rotherliithe tunnel, now be. Ing built under the Thames, will take five years to construct. Its length will be ISM feet, with an external diameter of thirty feet, which will allow a carriage, way of sixteen feet and two footways four feet eight and one-half Inches wide. When it Is finished there will h three tunnels under the Thames at 1-nndon. In porous g!itts, which is made In France, the holes are so small that neither dust nor draught tan enter, and yet the ventil ation Is said to he excellent. It is announced that a Lancashire, Eng land, mechanic has invented a machine which will sew direct from two reels of thread, thus obviating the winding of spools and threading of shuttles. Philadelphia North American. coal sheds. When there Is a goat playing in the streets you can taste him a mile away. He is sometimes familiar with th human species, but not friendly. I have heard that goats are fond of beer, which they drink while standing erect on their hind legs, but it is wrong to drink anything stronger than soda water with a large spoonful of Ice cream stirred into it with a spoon. Nobody ever ought to be a drunk ard If he can help It. Once there was a man who went out to Kansas to raise gnats. I guess he did not tike the business. He came back In about a year and went to mending shoes. The goat has fewer stom achs than a cow, but It can eat more kinds of things. Chicago Tribune. NEWSIES GET ANNUAL TALK Little Fellow Are Decked Ont by Tolonel Homeland with Hlb hons and Lecture, Saturday wns silk ribbon day for the newsboys. The chief spirit of the move ment is President Hogeland of the Nntlonal Curfew association. The newsies assembled at Fifteenth and Farnam streets at 9:J0 a. m. and were led to the city hall by Colonel Hogeland, who addressed them. Mayor Zlmman responded with a short talk to the boys. The mayor Impressed on their minds the Importance of thrift and honesty and told them that by doing tho smaller duties well they would prepare themselves for the more Important things they would meet as they grew Into man's estate. Each boy wore a silk ribbon hearing tha Inscrip tion, "Good Boys Make Good Men." BALDWIN BACK FROM EAST l.rnrral Solicitor of I'nlnn Paelfle Re turns from Washington 11 red from Trip, John N. Baldwin, general solicitor for the I'nlon Pacific, has returned from Wash ington, where he has been In the Interest of the I'nion raciflc railroad In some rail road litigation. Mr. Baldwin came In on the Northwestern Saturday morning, and went Immediately to his home In Norman dle, on Park avenue and Pacific street, and did not report at headquarters during the day. He said he was unable to discuss the rsto bill snd the Allison amendment, as he was tired out from his Journey. "I feted to call you ni by telephone this morning, but I didn't ft any response." "You tried to call nit up by telephone?" "Tea; I wanted to ask you. a Question," "Why, I haven't any telephone numbor." "Oh, yea, jrou have. Double six four sevan." The young man mad a rapid mental cal culation. "Twenty-three!" he gasped, reaching- for hi hat. Chicago Tribune. REPORTER HAS CLOSE CALL Fred Cobnrn Durst Artery and bat for Mnrse May Have Bled to DeaiJi. Fred Cobum, a reporter for th World Kerald, and a son of William Cobum, narrowly ejcapnd death following an opera tion at Mercy hospital. Council Bluffs, to remove a growth from the side of his neck. The operation passed off successfully, but Mr. Cobum was made sick by the anaes thetic. In straining and turning, he burst an artery close to the Incision. But for tha timely action of his nurse, who seised tha artery with her fingers, he would have bled to dciih. Prompt effort put him out of danger, bt7t not until after he had a very close call. H has been removed to hln bom and is ronyutaiHciwt. ALLEN SAYS FENCES ARE GONE General Manasrer of Standard Cattle Company Submit Demurrer to Indictment Acatnst Him. Th attorney for R. M. Allen. general manager of the Standard Cattle company, were present In the United States district court Saturday morning to argiie a de murrer to the Indictment returned against Allen for Illegally fencing public lands, which Indictment wss returned aa-amst the defendant at the November, 1906. session of the federal grand jury. The demurrer al lrgrs that the fences complained of have long since been removed. The court being engaged in the trial of a case before a Jury could not hear the argument and th caaa went over until next week. Th goat is a email toiu-b animal that Uvea In lodg room and on th roof cf klddoo! The young man was trying to think of something else to say when the young woman suddenly spoke up: "By the asy, Mr. Ungerlong," she ssld. One Thlnar Mettled. 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