Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, April 08, 1906, EDITORIAL SECTION, Page 4, Image 16
TIIE OMAIIA DAILY BEEt SUNDAY, APRIL 8, 1900. L-"X iJ The Omaiia Sunday Bee E. ROSE WATER. EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MORNING. TERM3 OF SUBSCRIPTION. , Pally ! iitiMnt Sunday), on year. .If1" ItiUy be and Sunday, one year llluxtrated 1, one year....... M Sunday Bee, on year ..... tM Saturday B-e, one year 1M DELIVERED BY CARRIER, tally bee (including Honda)),' per wek.l7e I 'ally Bee (without Suixiayl. per we'lt..Uo Evening Bea (without ttuiiday), per wert M K.vening H-e (with Sunday), per weck.-lOo Sunday Bee, per copy 4 o Address complaints of Irregularities In de livery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Be Building. Boulh Omnha-Clty Hall Btfllrtlnr- Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. , Chicago IMo Unity Building. New York 1508 Home Life In. Building. Washington 601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Be. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable, to The Bee Publishing Compnny. Only 2-cent turnips received aa payment of mall accounts Personal check, except on Omaha or eastern xchangea, not accepted, THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION, tate of Nebraska, Douglaa County, '. C. C. Rosewater, general manager of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn nri that the actual number of full ami complete copies of The Daily, Morning, livening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of March, 1908, was as follows: 1 .31. MO 17 33.120 3 81.RBO IS 20,200 1 32.120 19 ,.S1,40 ZW.BOO 20 si.ao 8i.4so a si.iao 81,470 23 S1.B20 81,63ft 8M,0a 81.3.10 14... H2.120 81.870 28..:.... SMM&O 10 82,050 .31,210 u jam no 27 : si.ofto 12 81.Z0O 31,840 It 82,070 29 31.2SO II 81,410 80 81.300 li 81,160 21 82,180 If 8 1,430 Total .T,40 Less unsold copies 10,741 Net total sales wtt.7o Dally average 81.151 C. C. ROSEWATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my pretence and sworn to before in this 31st day of March, 186. (Seal) M. B. H UNGATE, Notary Public. WHEN OUT Or TOWff. nbasrlbera leaving the city tera : rarily should have The Bee saalled to them. Address will be hanged aa often aa requested. Tbe reappearance of the base ball (an is the surest sign that spring U really here. Vesuvius apparently finds the defen sive powers of humanity little improved since the night It burled Pompeii. The collnpso of a German hotel would indicate that some American structural Ideas may have crossed the water. Governor Mickey's conversion to the principle of municipal home rule comes a little late, but better late than never. If Philadelphia succeeds in recover ing $5,000,000 from city contractors. It win prove that the awakening was not too late. Reports from Tver show that the bomb is holding Its own despite the bal lot, but as the ballot is restricted the test may not be fair. Since the Chinese boycott has failed there is hope for the empire, whose sub jects show that they are not ready to commit commercial suicide. Now that Paul Morton has blossomed ont as a writer of magazine articles, his enemies will be more than ever ready to believe the worst about him. New York court has ordered Jus tice Deuel to reply to the bill asking for his removal from the bench. As courts never require impossibilities, he is not compelled to answer. Now that it Is demonstrated that the cost of wireless telegraph is in excess of the wire system, Mr. Marconi will hare to turn bis attention to the econo mic feature of the process. AH the other cities and towns in Ne braska having held their spring elec tions, they will now stand around like school boys with bands In their pockets watching the fun in Omaha. Opposition is said to. have improved the health of First Apostle Dowle. A number of other men might find their ailments vanish should ' they be re quired to make real exertion. The report that Mormons will dls charge two apostles for not appearing In the Smoot case may reflect a desire on the part of the church to continue the lint of martyrs as well as of minis ters. Nebraska democrats, who have re peatedly declared for the choice of United 8tates senators by direct vote of the people in their state convention platforms, are again debating whether they meant it. The railroad returns to the state board of assessment are beginning to come In Tho Job of the tax bureaucrats In flgur ing out how poor their roads are, despite Increased dividends and accnmulated surpluses, must call for a high degree of statistical skill. Ohio saloon keepers are to attack the new liquor law of the state, alleging that the speaker of the house restricted debate Should the courts have an op portunity to pass on the "Reed rules' It will be remembered that lawyers are notoriously in favor of talking. The president of the "autl-lmpertalis tic league" has appeared before a house committee asking for the "neutrallza tioQM of the Philippines. Bince' the speech of Mr.' Bryan on the subject it is hardly probable that the hearing made && democratic campaign material. THE MUNICIPAL CAMPAIGN. The municipal campaign in Omaha may now be considered fully under way. The opposing candidates are in the field and tho candidates have made thtr platforms, or rather had platforms made for them, upon which they will appeal for public favor and support. Three weeks remain for the voters to familiar ize themselves with the candidates seek ing election and the pledges they may promise to fulfill In case they are In ducted into office. Excepting a few points, examination of the platforms of the opposing tickets will disclose comparatively little differ ence of vital moment. They all promise economical and businesslike govern ment; they all promise expulsion of tax eaters from the city hall and reduction of tax rates; they all promise acquisi tion of the water works by the city immediately, if not sooner; they all promise strict" regulation of every frnn cblsed corporation and reduced rates of public service Utilities, with the prospect of municipal' ownership on the horizon; they all promise that there will be no politics In the city hall, except that In volved In their efforts to get there them selves. . .... Aside from the few points of di vergence In the platform pledges, which we will take np later, it devolves upon the voters who wish to. choose intelli gently and conscientiously between the two sets of candidates making up the opposing municipal tickets to look be hind the platforms and to inquire into the characters of the men who are stand ing upon them. If both promise the same thing, these questions arise: Which may be most depended upon to follow promise with performance? Which will fill the office nnd perforin the duties most efficiently? Which will be the greater credit to the city, not only at home, but also abroad? These are a few of the Questions which each Individual voter should put for himself and apply in practloe in the light of his own common sense.' If this is done. The Bee has no doubt that on their merits the republican nominees as a whole will appeal to the voters much more forcibly than the demo cratic nominees. PROBLEMS OF RATE REGULATION. MADISON, Neb., April 6, I906.-To the Editor of The Bee: As you well know, I am a strong admirer of The Bee's anti- monopoly policy, and I was not surprised to see It come out strongly In support of the railroad rate bill which lies so closely to the president's heart. But there are a few questions that bother me, among which are the following: 1. If private railway ownership is the fixed policy of the United States and con gress shall past a rate law or authorize the Interstate Commerce commission to adopt and enforce a fixed rate which should Interfere with the railways' free dom of contract, would It not be uncon stitutional and void? . . 1 If such a measure should happen to trench on, and impair the value, of rail way property would It not be void under the fifth amendment to the constitution as a practical confiscation of private prop erty T .. S. How can congress pass an act which will deprive constitutionally ... established judicial tribunals of Jurisdiction to declare a fixed rate In violation of the conatltu tlon and therefore void? . , ; In propounding these questions I do not accept the Idea that congress can at will narrow and enlarge the Jurisdiction ot constitutionally established courts. Do you not believe that railway rate regulation may become a very grievous and unjust form of public ownership T And do you not think that it would be more JuBt to the railways and to the people for the government, under the power of eminent domain, to reduce enough of the transcontinental lines and their feeders to publio ownership to establish an effectual automatic regulation of rates? I have the honor to be, very truly yours. WM. V. ALLEN. The Bee has been discussing almost from day to day the problems of rate regulation in their various phases. For mer Senator Allen's questions, however, are pertinent and to the point, even though they cover some ground already traversed, and are deserving of equally pointed answers. 1. We fall to see how the enactment of a rate law or the adoption and en forcement of a fixed rate by the Inter state Commerce commission could be construed as an unconstitutional Inter ference with the railways' freedom of contract. It is an axiom of common law both in this country and Great Britain that common carriers are sub ject to rate regulation to greater or lesser extent. Many of our states, in eluding Nebraska, have passed rate regulation laws and so far as we are aware, none of them have ever been de clared void for the reason that they Interfere with, the railways' freedom of contract. 2. If the rates fixed should trench on and impair the value of railway prop erty, the railroads would unquestionably be entitled to protection under the fifth amendment to the constitution. The question what constitutes confiscation, however, is one that must be determined In the light of all the circumstances and conditions. The enforcement of the Ne braska maximum rate law was en'olned on the finding that it wonld be confisca tory. but at the same time the court In its order declared that under different conditions of traffic, these rates might be compensatory and that upon a proper showing the injunction might be dis solved. The voiding of a rate made by the Interstate Commerce commission be. cause It amounted to confiscation would not void the entire law empowering the commission to fix rates but quite the contrary, the commission would still be free to fix a reasonable rate under the authority of the same law. S. Every one agrees that congress cannot pass sn act that will prevent the regularly established Judicial tribunals from declaring void a rate fixed in viola tion of the constitution. It Is urged by great constitutional lawyers, however, that congress may determine the pro cedure for appeal from the establish ment of the rat so that the new rate will remain In force pending appeal on other grounds, subject, of course, to a guaranty of restitution of over-charge or nnder-charge. In case the rate Is not sustained. Congress may not have the power with reference to rates sgalnst which the charge of confiscation under the constitution Is alleged, but It must have tti! power with reference to sucn as nri' .ited only because of a dis agrees, ... as to facts. The final question propounded by Senator Allen opens np the whole field of discussion of control snd regulation of railroads, as against ownership and operation. The Boe has repeatedly ex pressed Its views ss against nationaliza tion of the railroads under present con ditions and we doubt very much whether the half-way proposition for the government "to reduce enough Of the transcontinental lines and their feeders to public ownership to establish an effectual automatic regulation or rates," would prove satisfactory to any one. The "automatic regnlation of rates" would extend only to rates that are strictly competitive and in no way to rates that are non-competitive. The next step would be either tor the gov ernment to reduce to public ownership all the remaining railroads or to admit failure and sell or lease the roads ac quired back to the original owners or their successors. If the people of the t'nlted States ever decide to take up public ownership of the railroads they will go the whole length and take them all. "THE IMMUNITY BATH." The interposition of a plea of immu nity by officials and agents of the Chi cago & Alton Railroad company who are under prosecution In the federal court for gross violations of the law for bidding rebates follows quickly upon the success of the same plea by the In dicted Chicago packers. The Immunity defense by conspicuous corporation rep- resentativea bears in the public eye an ugly aspect, and it grows uglier with repetition. It is in essence an evasion of the real issue,, which involves the question of guilt of lawlessness, an eva sion so gross and obvious as in the case of common criminals to carry the infer ence of confession, which is surely an inference that men at the head of great corporations and in Important places in them cannot afford to rest under. The immunity plea of the Chicago & Alton officials is strikingly analogous to that of the Beef trust defendants, with only this difference of circum stance, that the latter furnished docu mentary and oral information to the government represented by Commis sioner Garfield of the Bureau of Cor porations, while the t latter produced their company's books, papers, etc., be fore a grand Jury for its inspection. But the desire of both for what .Attorney General Moody calls the' "Immunity bath" Is Identical,, for It Implies escape from the penalties of the law whether they are guilty or not, and an escape even from a Justical trial which would ascertain the truth of the matter. The aggravating fact remains that the correctness of Judge Humphrey's view of the lawAs to immunity in the packers' case is questionable and is in fact seriously questioned by many of the ablest lawyers? snd yet there is no way in which it can be carried to the supreme court oMhe United States for final settlement'' If in th.e meantime officials and agents of great railroad and other corporations indicted for grave offenses against the law, if they con template forming a procession to the courts of Justice for the purpose of es caping justice by the immunity dodge, should pause seriously before making such a spectacle. It will infallibly cause universal disgust and indignation, and it will not long be endured. UNTAXED ALCOHOL If public sentiment that has lately been exerted In favor of ' exempting from taxation alcohol jised in the me chanic arts were all that bad to be con sidered, legislation for that purpose would be promptly forthcoming. There Is no question whatever that the econo mic advantage of untaxed alcohol for such purposes Is enormous. The excise tax of $2.08 per gallon Is practically prohibitive of the general employment of alcohol for a great va riety of uses for which it is in fact far better adapted than gasoline, kerosene, etc., the prices of which on account of increasing demand have been rising for a series of years, and which on account of monopoly or other obnoxious causes fluctuate Injuriously to consnmers. As an tllumtnant nnd as a fuel for the In numerable internal combustion engines now employed on farm and In factory, to say nothing of other important pur poses, untaxed alcohol would be a re source of Incalculable value, at the same time creating a corresponding market for the grains and other agricultural products out of which it is made. A mass of evidence placed before the house ways and means committee at hearings during the present session makes it clear that untaxed alcohol can be produced and sold at a price below the average price of gasoline and kero sene per gallon; that at the same price It has double the efficiency of the latter for many of the purposes for which they are commonly used, and that consumers would be corresondlngly relieved as to many purposes for which It alone is suitable, all of which has been abun dantly demonstrated by the actual ex perience of Germany, Great Britain and other European countries. But the very value of untaxed alcohol to the great body of consumers neces sarily excites the antagonism of adverse Interests which have great Influence for obstructing legislation, and the nature of the subject offers those Interests spe cial opportunltiea therefor. To be ex empted from taxation alcohol requires to bo denaturtsed or made en drinkable, and there are wide differences of opin ion as to how this should be done and ss to many other administrative details, as well as many jealousies and appre hensions as to the effect on the public revenue. While in fact there la no sub stantial difficulty, yet it can easily be seen how hostile interests intrenched in congress and the departments msy take advantage of the situation for the pur poses of delay, especially at a time when public attention is so concentrated as it is now in another direction. If the country is to get the great bene faction of untaxed denaturlzed alcohol at the hands of congress at this session, It Is probable that every means of pub lic pressure will have to be employed, and it is to be remembered that the gen eral public is only now beginning fairly to appreciate the importance of the subject. BERATE DILATORY TACTICS. There is no substantial reason why the present session of congress should be protracted far Into the summer. Or dinary legislation like the main appro priations are already well along. The statehood bill hangs between the two houses, where it is a short matter to settle it, one way or the other, in con ference. The Philippine bill, having early passed the house, may be consid ered adversely disposed of by the sen ate. The only ground for the predictions now beginning to be heard from Wash ington that the session may last till July and possibly even longer, Is the dilatory tactics employed in the senate by the opposition to the paramount measure of the session, the rate control bill. Con gress and the country have for more than a year been considering that sub ject and hardly anything but that sub ject nd the debate has now been drag ging along week after week during this session. Senator Aldrlch, the recognised head of the opposition to this measure, or to any measure for railroad control, has Just now, for the second time, thwarted the attempt of its friends to fix a date for a final vote. Thereby nnd in many other ways the opposition pur pose of delay is becoming every day more obvious. If anything were needed to exasper ate the .American people, perseverance in the way in which Senator Aldrich is leading on behalf of the corporations would do the business. THE BRAKE OF PUBLICITY. "The only sure protection of the rich man against, suspicions and adverse Judgments as to the morality of the practices by which great wealth has been acquired is publicity for his meth ods and results." so declares President Eliot of Harvard university, in a sug gestive comparison of the advantages that the well-to-do have over the very rich, contributed to the current nnmber of the World's Work. This declaration will in all probability startle some of the very rich who have come to regard publicity as one of the things to be dreaded end avoided rather than their only sure protection. What President Eliot means by his words is explained further by the asser tion that many businesses are now under sufficient government supervision to se cure some measure of publicity, while those conducted with secrecy and witb no periodic publication of results are liable to intense suspicion on the part of the public whenever they yield immense fortunes for individuals at short notice. "In such cases," he continues, "the pub lic always suspects some sort of foul play, or some unearned Increment not fairly attributable to unusual foresight The suddenly rich man finds that the presumptions are all against him in the public mind and that the public ear is opened to the prosecuting attorney, but shut to the defense. This distrust is the Inevitable penalty for secrecy in money getting on a large scale. Many years may elapse before it is possible to get the final verdict and oblivion may easily arrive before Justice." The brake of publicity, as it may be called, to which President Eliot refers, must operate upon the rich in a two fold manner." In the first place, it should tend to confine the acquisition of wealth in high finance within legitimate lines, thus protecting the public and the smaller individual or corporation against unfair competition or unfair interfer ence. In this very operation of protect ing the public, it should also protect the rich man who Is acquiring his wealth without resorting to questionable means; protect him not only In the public estimation, but also in the posses sion of his accumulations against men of his own class who would use trickery to supplant him. Tbe brake of publicity should hold down the very rich, not only in the methods of acquiring mere wealth, but also In the methods of using it or dissi pating 1- 'tor once acquired. The very rich can get Into public odium as easily by the misuse of legitimately gotten wealth as by the practices of securing 111 gotten gains snd a good use will often mollify, if not modify, public opinion upon questionable methods of wealth accumulation. The moral of it all Is that Instead of obstructing and hampering tbe de mand for publicity of the relatione be tween the great corporations and the public, and between them and their em ployes and patrons, the great and rich captains of industry should welcome and greet this publicity as their "only sure protection." When they once thoroughly realize that publicity will in the long run help them more than it will hurt them, they will favor It rather than oppose It and afterwards wonder why they did uot wake up to the situation long before. President Kotmevelt has been accused of being Impulsive and his order to have a federal convict taken under cue tod j to see his dying wife is proof positive of impulsiveness. This sort of im pulsiveness, however, is not the kind that lowers the president In the public esteem. The complaint of the United States navy that civil service employes boy cott that branch should occasion a re vision of the payrolls in the different departments of government for the psy generally determines the popularity of the work. Miners at Lens, Trance, are said to have decreed the death of the engineers who failed to take proper steps to re cover their companions entombed in the mine In March. Lynchlngs have taken place in America for less grave crimes. Tbe democratic state committee will now get together nnd call a convention still later than that of the republicans so that the democrats can pursue their usual policy in Nebraska of trailing In the rear of their political opponents. At least two republican candidates in the recent Omaha primaries came out with nominations by a clear ma jorityin other words, it is quite pos sible to have majority nominations by direct primary. Cuban statesmen may object to cer tain treaty relations with the United States, but as quick as they think of the sugar market they become firm champions of almost anything Uncle Sam suggests. "Jim" Dahlman boasts of once having been mayor of Chadron, but being mayor of Chadron compares with being mayor of Omaha about as a bucking bronch3 would compare with a Jungle starved tiger. Fiction Prod need on the Ram. Baltimore American. If we want to see ourselves as others see us, we should read the books that short-term tourists here are writing about us, though even then we may be puzsled a bit to fit together the sections of our national portrait Ralslnac the Limit. Chicago Record-Herald. John Farson, the Chicago banker, Is credited with having said: "A millionaire Is a slave." This la true. What Is a mere million In these days? A man must have at least twenty million before he can even be considered "well off." A Solomon, B'arosh. New Tork Sun. It Is impossible to keep tab on the mul titude of Daniels' that come to Judgment In St. Louis. A wreath for Police Judge Pol lard, who fines a man 15 for treading with force and feet on a brother man's corns In a crowded car. A garland for Police Judge Kellher, who holds that a passenger has a constitutional, legal, moral and socio logical right to swear at a conductor If the latter does not call out the name of the street where the passenger wants to get out and be Is carried past It. These are mirrors for magistrates. Novelty la Current Squabbles. Philadelphia Record. Electricity will encounter such non-oon-ductlng materials as the regulations of two governments. If It attempts to escape from the Dominion.. The Canadian govern ment Is determined not to permit the ex port of power generated at Niagara unless there be a surplus above the needs of home Industries, while the United States govern ment will not permit electricity generated by the pauper labor of the Canadian falls to come Into this country under circum stances that will Invite competition with the highly paid falls on our side of tbe line. Human Element In the ICaiaer. New York Tribune. Emperor William, leading the 11th Hue- tars Into Crefeld and reminding the girls assembled as maids of honor that he had redeemed his promise made In 1902, to give the town garrison and the girls lieutenants for dancing partners, lncldently showed a trait which enables him to command not only the respect and pride, but the love of his people. The human element is never lost sight of In the emperor's dealing with his subjects and In that fact, perhaps. Ilea the best security for the continued allegi ance and loyalty of the German people to the crown. PAPER PIPES IN NEBRASKA. Decision oa Cigarette Rolllnar Attracts Attention In tbe East. Philadelphia Press. The vagariea and uncertainties of leg islation as the supreme court manipu lates It are well illustrated In the decision of the Nebraska supreme court In the mat ter of that state's new anti-cigarette law. The law declares, among other things, that it shall be "unlawful to manufacture, sell or give away" cigarettes, and It was on the meaning of the word "manufacture" that highest court was called upon to pa. Some sealous opponents of the tobacco habit held that to make one's own cigarettes by rolling tobacco In a paper was "manufacturing." It was contended that the object of the law was to banish the cigarette in any shape from tbe state, and that therefore there waa no difference from making cigarettes for one's own use and In making them for general distribution and sale. The act of a man In rolling shreds of tobacco In a piece of paper, lighting and smoking It waa a violation of the law and subjected him to all Us penalties. The court refused to sustain this view. It holds that to make one's own cigarettes is not "to engage In and carry on the busi ness of manufacturing. As a result of this decision any person can make and smoke all the cigarettes he desires, while the court's Interpretation of the word "manu facture" leaves the entire law In a state of doubt. The court said: "The purpose of the law is to suppress the traffic in and not to forbid the use of these articles. The word manufacture In the act Is used In the sense of 'to engage in and carry on the bualness of manufac turing.' The act of rolling cigarettes from one's own materials and for one's own use Is so conected with the use as to be a part of such use, and this It waa clearly not intended by the legislature to prohibit.' There are those who claim, as a result of this agitation, that the clause "or give away" Is Invalidated by this decision,, be cause to make cigarette! for one's own use can be interpreted to Include tbe giving away of cigarette! as an act of hospitality In one's own house, and consequently an act that Is not punishable. Cigarette sup pression is carried thus far by the Ne braaka art. It Is unlawful to manufacture the cigarette and sell It, but It Is lawful to manufacture and sell the material, and let the consumer roll the cigarettes him self. Naturally the a ntl -cigarette people are not aure that they have made much progress In cigarette suppression la Ne braska. OFFICERS GEORGE P. CRONK, President. W. D. LINCOLN7, Vice President THOMAS D. CRANE. Attorney. DIRECTORS George P. Cronk, Jay D. Foster, W. It". Lincoln, James Alnscow, L. H. Korty, Thomas D. Orane, F. B. Johnson, J. & Sykes, E. V. 8mlth, H. B. Peters. NO DISHONOR In true economy. Far from it Should be a matter of pride. Don't be miserly, but do lay aside a rea sonable portion of your Income. Deposit it with us and get It back when you require It, every cent you put In this association plus per cent. Our stockholders Just received a special dividend of 10 per cent on their savings, Inde pendent of our annual dividend of 6 per cent Booklet, free, tells mors in detail. Bankers Savings . Loan Association 219 S. 16th Street ECCLAR SHOTS AT THE PfLPIT. Washington Post: A Puffalo clergyman recently delivered a very Interesting lec ture on "Going Fishing." Reeled It oft in good style, as It were. Boston Globe: One of the religious week lies offers a dollar prise for the best answer to the question: "What Bible character shall we want to see first In heaven?" The most interesting thing about the answer Is the absolute certainty of thote who make reply that they are going to get there. Chicago Chronicle: Rev. Sydney Strong. following the prevailing fashion, preached last Sunday on "If Christ Came to Oak Park." There is nothing so cheap and easy as to tell what Christ would do under all sorts of circumstances and to all sorts of people, but we have never known any minister yet who preached on what Christ would say and do to the modern salaried sensational minister. New Tork Sun: We are requested by Archbishop Ireland, who Is now In Rome, to contradict positively the report pub lished on Friday that he is there to repre sent the American government In the set tlement of Philippine affairs with the Vati can. The archbishop Informs the Sun that statements connecting him with this diplo matic or seml-dlplomatlo business aro utterly unfounded, and that bis visit to Rome Is purely personal. We gladly give publicity to this unqualified contradiction, on the highest authority possible, of the report In question. Chicago News: If it be true, as Mrs. Dowle and the church leaders declare, that tbe founder of the organisation bas a dis ordered mind, particularly aa his extrava gances are a terrible drala upon the com munity which up to the present time he has ruled as an autocrat, one may suppose that court action will speedily bring the affairs of Zlon safel wit his Uie ' control of responsible managers. But whether or not the astonishing power of Dowle Is at an end, so far as concerns his spiritual and temporal overlordshlp of Zlon. It la certain that the world at last hs an op portunity to take tbe true measure of this remarkable man. PERSONAL AXD OTHERWISES. Gentle spring Is at liberty to do its prettiest, early and often. Chicago saloonmen lacked the nerve to hold up beer canners for double price Just before tbe election. Tbe canners as usual called the bluff and cam ed the beer ticket. The voice ot the voter as Interpreted In Chicago city hall amounts to this: "You may have Immediate municipal ownership of street railways, but you mustn't operate them." The latest epicurean tidbit in New Tork Is "hatehlwitchy." It la said to be a won derful dish of Gypsy origin, and the leas you know about the Ingredients the better it taatea, People possessed of sensitive understand ing will hall with Joy the righteous judg ment of a St. Louis court which taxed 15 against a clodhopper for stepping on a man's pet corn. Justice Is not as blind as it la pictured. Moat Of the principal buildings at the Portland exhibition have been sold to a syndicate, which Intends transforming them into factories. Thus the purpose for which they were built will be continued along practical lines. While Jollying and Hobsonlsing a bunch of college girls the other day, Mark Twain discreetly turned to the wall his famous motto, "Be good and you'll be lonesome." Even humorists will cut loose occasion ally. New Tork adds to Its stock of natural wonders a spring of pure water, discovered In an excavation seventy-five feet below the surface. It Is proposed to call a con vention of the Woman's Christian Tem perance union to pass upon the genuine ness of the article. The natives are too Inexperienced to pose aa judges. FIRST AMONG PIANOS By universal consent the Knabe Piano is accorded . first place among the pianos of tha world. Great ' artists and composers acknowledge It to be the su preme medium of instrumental interpretation; and among music loving people It obtains no less recogni tion as the fitting piano for the home. Piano makers, regarding it as the one piano worthy of emulation, have taken It apart and examined it minutely. In the hope of discovering its secret. But they have never reproduced THE KNABE. Nor can they, unless it be possible to reproduce the generations ot genius and devotion that have made it what it is the first piano of the age. If you Intend purchasing a piano you can afford a Knabe. Knabe latest models, the Knabe Cabinet Grand at $450 and the Mlgnon Grand at 1750, are wonderful piano values. It roust be remembered that the life of a Knabe is much longer than that of other pianos. Should you be compelled to dispose of your Instrument, tbe Knabe will always bring a higher price thsn any other make of piano. From any point of view, whether artistic or commercial,. the Knabe Is the great piano Investment. A. HOSPE COMPANY 1513 Dojjrlas St. Just Out, Easter Novelties in Art Pictures. Omaha Neb. SERMOSS BOILED DOWJT, Dally duty may be the divine drill. The hill of pride la Icy all tbe yeas round. To be rich one must learn to profit by losses. Sparing little weeds spoils many a large harvest. Vain the mourning over sin without Its mending. Heaven never fills the hand and forgets the heart. Work builds a wall against most of the tempter's wiles. The serenity of the saints is not en hanced by their snores. The gospel works must produoe mors than smoke and whistle. . The man who has no faith In anyone gets fooled by everyone. Many churches are building too many ovens and baking too little bread. Where ambition plows the heart yon can always plant fhe seeds of hatred. Stepping stones to success cannot be built out of broken commandments. The place where temptation is Heroes! le where the brave can learn to be meet faithful. Whatever helps us to think more kindly of another helps to bring in the kingdom of heaven. Men who take pains to be faithful to tha fashions are not likely to be fashioned to the faithful. Chicago Tribune. DOMESTIC FUR AS AJI TRIES). "Papa, puppy?" won't you buy me a oute little "Wa alt till you're a few Tears nl'ir daughter, and I'll buy yon one with a, uue. 4iveiana ijraaer. "I was married to that man once," said the first Chicago woman. "To Mr. Flkkle? The Ideal Why. aa was I." replied the other. "Tou don't say? Were you before or after me?" Philadelphia Press. It Is no use for a young man to propose to a young woman the next dar after hla dog has chased and caught her cat. omr- vmi journal. "Can't I sell you a -nafnless corn cure, madam?" said the peddler. "No, you can't I" snapped the woman, of the house. "I have no painless corns." Then the door was shut with a sudden slam. Chicago Tribune. "Ethel." the sweet irlrl's father called gently from above stairs. "Yea, father. What Is it?" she an swered through the midnight stillness. "Just tell your young man to be careful and not trip over the morning's milk when he goes out." Philadelphia Cathollo Stand ard. "Gimme a subject for a Joke, can't you?" "What's the ' matter with the Caster bonnet?" "If you were a married man you would know that's no Joke." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Father (of heiress) Young man, bow do you expect to make a living for yourself and a wife? The Young Man Mr. Means I have been so absorbed in trying to win your daugh ter's affections that I have never aiven a moment's thought to that. Chloago Trib une. "By the way, John," began Mrs. Dresser, "I saw a milliner's sign . today that ra mlned me" "Funny," her husband interrupted, quickly. "I saw a sign In a shop window todav that reminded me of myself." "Of yourself?" "Yes. It simply said: 'Reduced to tie," Cleveland Leader. THE) Sl'STAININO HAHSBj Los Ang-ele Express. The little child who wakes at night. Affrighted at the somber gloom. And clamors for a ray of tight To drive the darkness from the room) To quiet dreamland sweetly goes. Contented, if a hand is near, Caressingly, because It knows There Is no terror It need fear. Bo we, wbs stumble through the gloom, In aimless manner aeeklng light. Will blindly wander to our doom If traveling by our own might. But when In darkened paths we stray And cry aloud, tha Father hears And reaches out His hand to stay Our apprehensions and our fears.