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General Manager Subscribed In my presence and sworn to nerore me this list day of March, lPti. (Seal) M. B. H UNGATE. Notary Public TV HE OUT OF TOWJf. f abs'srlbera leaving- the elty tem porarily should have The Bee mailed to thesa. Address will be changed offea as requested. , Mayor Zlmman la entitled to congrat ulatlons. H is the only public official who asked for an endorsement of hla record and got It The city election at Chicago, wherf municipal ownership and $1,000 license proved to be the winning card, reflects the tendency of the times. Dr. Dowle promises to return to Zlon, but unless be brings the cash needed to place ' its enterprises on a secure basis bis reception will hardly be cor dial. . .. . By their votes Chicago people show that they have not the courage of their convictions on the subject of municipal ownership.' That Scotch report must have been correct South Omaha has gone democratic as a result of republican indifference South Omaha is really a republican city and ought to be administered by re publican city officials. If W. B. Hearst can frighten eastern domocrats so badly that Bryan will look to them like a conservative It will have to be admitted that the whirligig of poll tics is "till revolving. It Is greatly to be feared that some of the feckless promises made tq catch votes at the primary may plague their makers when they come back for re demption after election. Distinguished educators striving ta develop the "play motive" in the public schools may be suspected of really try ing to make their work as easy and as long drawn out as possible. Land fraud cases are being started at Sioux Falls. It Is cafe to say no convicted offender rvfll be permitted to spend the time with his lawyers nor take a trip to Massachusetts. The Omaha Grain exchange makes an excellent showing of business for the month of March, just closed, compared with previous months and with corre sponding months of last year. Omaha's grain market is destined to keep right &n crowing. Bishop Ilartsell says African savages are not as easily debauched by civilisa tion as are American Indians, but until the native negro has "gone up against" agency whisky, final Judgment should be suspended. The disreputable Westberg will now wait until next election and then try again to connect with another public payroll job, unless he Is taken care of in the interval with an appointive office. Successive defeats never phase him. If Pennsylvania desired it could make a strike In the anthracite region so ex pensive as to be practically Impossible. When responsibility for annual inter ference with American industry Is being placed the Keystone state politician should not be forgotten. MlfsiMsippl Is enforcing its anti-lobby law to the extent of arresting persons who talk to legislators on the subject of landing bills In any other place than In opeu committee meetings. Tti south may be slow, but when It does go In for reform It goes the whole way. "Constitutional democrats" who have m-on a victory in St. Petersburg, are said to be but the "outer works" of the reactionaries. It is Just possible that when the congress meets it will be found that the bureaucrats are more firmly entrenched than ever, despite re cent press reports. mofOSKD STATE RAILWAY cnMMissroys. ; When the republican state rommittee comes to formulate its call for the stste convention. ' It should not overlook the fact that a constitutional amendment 1r pending providing for the creation of a state railway commission to le sub- mlttod for ratification at the election in Novenilier. It Is taken for granted that the pnrty will nominate thre candidates for rail way commissioners contingent upon the adoption of the constitutional amendment. This procedure was fol lowed with reference to additional su preme Judges when the amendment was last submitted for the enlargement of the supreme court by the creation of new Judgeships. It would be folly. however, for any party convention to make contingent nominations for rail way comralsslonerships without going further and officially endorsing the amendment noon which the creation of these offices depend. Inasmuch as the law has been changed so that a constitutional amend ment now gets the benefit of all the straight votes of each party that has given It an endorsement, while all the straight votes cast for any party which has failed to endorse the amendment count against It, the formal endorse ment of the constitutional amendment In convention by the principal political parties contesting for supremacy In Ne braska would assure its ratification, while failure to endorse in convention would almost certainly foredoom It to rejection. To make sure that this Important subject does not go by default the con vention call should recommend that every delegation selected be Instructed specially to vote for or against an en dorsement of the amendment as a pari of the party platform. It is not too early to direct attention to this crucial point of the railway com mission amendment. The people who want effective state control of ralirouds in Nebraska will have to keep their eyes open at every stage of the .game. THJC COAL SITUATIOX. The miners and the operators of tin anthracite region seem so far to be mak ing no rapid progress In their confer ences toward agreement, but the gen eral fuel situation tends distinctly to improve, whether agreement shall lx reached soon as to anthracite mining oi not Bituminous coal is far more Impor tant than anthracite coal, and the meet ing of miners and operators at Indian apolis left matters in such shape that a bituminous supply is almost assured. During the few days since that meeting agreements have been signed whereby tens of thousands of union miners will resume work at an advanced wage, and more of these agreements are being signed every day. In the nonunion mines and districts, which are exten sive, work has been wholly uninter rupted, so that the soft coal supply, al though likely to be below normal for some time, will yet be large. Even should there be a protracted deadlock In the anthracite region, there are enormous reserves of hard coal which would suffice for months and probably well Into next winter. A strike of the hard coal miners would tend to stimulate operations in the soft coal mines. The consuming public has not forgotten the lesson of the strike four years ago, demonstrating the possibility of substituting soft for hard coal for most ordinary uses without serious dis comfort or loss. The competitive con sequences may move the anthracite mining iwmpanles toward settlement by concessions to the miners. CARPING AT THE PRESIDENT The querulous disposition oonsplcu- ously exhibited in the senate with refer ence to the part of President Koosevelt in the proposed judicial review amend ment will strike the public mind un favorably. The press reports of a meet lng at the White House at which the proposed amendment was a topic of con versatlon between the president, the at torney general and several senators, at ones inspired insinuation and outright attack on the president's course as an interference with the prerogatives of the senate. It is hard to contemplate with out a sense of humiliation the scene In which one senator after another rose to cross-examine Senators Allison and Long as to the details of what occurred at the White House, disclosures which by cour tesy and unwritten law cannot be made, nor would they be content with the posi tive assurance that the amendment In question had not been prepared by the president and that it originated outside the White House. Not less significant Is the fact that the discussion did not go to the merits of the amendment, whether it should be adopted or not. Such a discussion hon estly conducted would be pertinent. Its drift was toward arousing Jealousy and prejudice, and arraying senators In hos tility to the chief executive. It Is of course true that the depart ment of the government are Independ ent of each other, but that fact has never been understood to bar the execu tive from expressing his views to mem bers of both branches of congress and consulting and advising with them. On the .contrary such conference has always been the rule, and no president ever car ried it further than did Abraham Liu coin. The Simula ted sensitiveness of sen ators will be Interpreted by the country as due to the contrast between the presi dent's leal for railroad control with their desire to defeat or weaken the move ment to secure it and as a confession of their own fault rather than as an ar raignment for any fault on hi part For uo feature of President Roosevelt's administration U no admired aud heart. Ily approved by the people of the coun try Irrespective of party as his Insist ence for "the square deal" In official messages, In public addresses and in every proper way of exerting his Influ ence. It Is well known that he was con suited at every step by those who had the Polllver-IIepburn bill In hand In the house, nnd if the public approved his In terest In the original measure it will also approve his continued Interest In its per fection and progress in the senate. If more senators would Invite the president's counsel and advice, instead of carping and seeking to excite preju dice against him. it would be better for them and for the public Interest. RES VL T OF TBK PRIMARY. As a result of the primary Krasttis A. Benson will head the republican ticket In the coming municipal election and with him will be associated th entire list of Fontanelle endorsees, with two exceptions. Under the conditions this result Is not surprising. It is a reflection of the general sentiment in favor of municipal reform and the periodic popular de mand for a change of rulers, the ad ministration of city affairs In Omaha having been now for three consecutive terms, covering nine years. In the hands of what Is known as the Moores regime. The feature of the primary Is the ex tremely largo vote polled iu excess of 8,300 Indicating the Intense Interest our people are taking in the subject of their own government. The victory of Benson, however, car ries several significant side lights. He Is a minority nominee. His vote of 3,700 Is counterbalanced by a vote of 4.500 for the opposition candidates. His Ideas of strictest law enforcement therefore, are not endorsed by a ma jority of Omaha republicans, and If those who favored a more liberal ad ministration had been united on a sin gle candidate they would have won. City Treasurer Hennlngs, who was supported by The Bee for the nomina tion, has reason to be gratified at the showing he has made. He comes second to Benson, notwithstanding the effort to grind htm between both extremes the resort to trickery against him and the unrestrained use of the police club on many who would be Inclined to sup port him. The contest will now be between Benson as the republican nominee and Dahlman as the democratic nominee. The Bee will discuss the men and the issues ns the campaign proceeds. If Governor Mickey wants to know what the people of Omaha think of his Infliction of the community with Broatch as police commissioner he may learn it by scanning the primary elec tion returns. With all the fierce swing ing of the police club, the dragooning of keepers of resort of all kinds sub ject to police surveillance, the exertion of every pressure of his offlclal posltlon on members of the police and fire de partments and the profuse promises of patronage nnd favor, Broatch was still ahle only to score third in the race. Without the police club which Governor Mickey put Into his hands he would not have known he was running. How proud Governor Mickey must be of his appointment of Broatch! The goal toward which the agitation for stricter regulation of the liquor traffic is heading Is disclosed by the latest move down at Lincoln, where a delegation ofN ministers has appeared before the excise board asking that the number of licenses Issued be arbitrarily restricted to twenty-flve. This number Is arrived at by figuring . that saloon licenses should not exceed one to 2,000 of the population. . If applied to Omaha such a rule would cut the number of saloons down from 240 to sixty, with corresponding shrinkage in the revenues of the school fund from liquor license receipts. There are no Immediate signs, however, fof even Lincoln to adopt this rule. The difference between the old-fash ioned ballots and the new style voting machines is strikingly illustrated by the experience of Omaha and South Omaha Tuesday. South Omaha had an election, at which the voting machines were used, and the complete returns on every office were had within two hours after the polls closed. The primary election at Omaha, on the other hand, had to be conducted by marked paper ballots and It took nearly twelve hours after the polls closed to get the last re turns In. A representative of an asphalt com pany fined for bribery In Michigan as serts that the company knew nothing of the illegal transaction. In the light of the Chicago decision It seems strange he should not undertake to show that the Intangible person was really guilty, The direct primary has vindicated Itself, at least so far as arousing the Interest of the voters and getting the vote out. When the rank and file .have a chance to register their will as to party nominees they may be depended on to take advantage of the opportunity. The World-Herald keeps on talking about "the World-Herald's plan" for a popular expression of choice for demo cratic candidate for United States sen ator by having all the aspirants put their names on the ticket by petition. But It is not the World-Herald's plan. The fact that Jim IUU Is building a new transcontinental line through Can ada would hardly indicate that he fears the blight of government supervision of railroads, as the Canadian law is even more stringent than anything so far proposed tn the United States. Louisiana newspapers seem to he torn between a desire to keep alive the spirit of stata sovereignty and a desire I for government control of quarantine regulations. The ancient spirit of the south may be expected to flee Inconti nently before the first "xip" of the ste goiuayln. AilTertlalaaT Pa. Boston Transcript. Alton B. Parker's presidential candidacy may have cost him some money, but the present else of his law practice would In dicate that It was worth It. "are, Mike!" . Chicago Tribune. O, yes, the Honorable Elklns is a friend of the rate regulation bill! "Art thou In health, my brother?-' affectionately asked Joab Just before he stabbed Amasa under the fifth rib. More Regnlatloaa Coming. Philadelphia Press. If "Andy" Hamilton and Richard A. McCurdy ever tell all they know, as they threaten to do, their revelations will have a tendency to make H. H. Rogers' testi mony look like a ragged dollar op a new mahogany bar. Dear Trade. San Francisco Chronicle. Trade purchased at the cannon's mouth Is dear trade. It costs the I'nlted States 1120,000.000 a year to retain that purchased by the Spanish-American war, and 'really It Is not worth as much as the trade of half of the fresh population added to our country every year by natural Increase and Immigration. Storm Ravages on Sea. Springfield Republican. Although one of the mildest of winters on the land, the past season has been one of extraordinary severity on the seas, and particularly on the North Atlantic ocean. Marine Insurance companies complain of unusually heavy losses. They are not ready to give exact figures, but say that the destruction to shipping from the furious storms of the winter will involve them to the extent of 14.000,000 or more. The America Inrasloa, Philadelphia Record. An invasion of Europe by American auto mobiles is Indicated by the appointment of n attorney In Paris to represent Ameri cans who get Into trouble with the narrow-minded and bigoted natives who lose their tempers when their children are run over and their horses have to climb over the fences to get out of the way of motor cars running like railway trains. If the Automobile Club of America would Induce Its members to refrain from decimating the population of European villages It would do more permanent good than In arranging for their defense when arraigned for man slaughter. Coal Land Grabs. 1 Philadelphia Record. While the senate, at the Instance of Sen ator L4 Follette. struck out of the five clvlltxed tribes bill a provision for leasing coal lands In the Indian Territory to rail road companies, there seems to be a pos sibility of the clause being restored In conference committee. Inasmuch as the supreme court only a short while ago set the seal of disapproval on the combination of the business of mining coal with the business of carrying the same, It would be very bad policy for another branch of the government to encourage the practice condemned even assuming that the pro posed leases do not conceal hundreds of millions of graft. The wriggling of this coal lands "snake" In conference committee should be watched.-, - 4 PERSONAL NOTES. Banker Farson of Chicago says a million aire Is a slave. But think of the many who are eager to emancipate him. Talk about being born with a silver spoon In your mouth. John D. Rockefeller III Is likely to have an entire mint between his gums before he Is many months older. Alva J. Nlles, recently appointed adjutant general of the Oklahoma National Guard, has the distinction of being the youngest adjutant general in the United States, be ing but 26 years old. Five thousand civilians fought In the de fense of Port Arthur. They endured the perils and hardships of the siege and lost much of their property, often all of It. Their grateful government has offered them 19 apiece by way of compensation. They have rejected the pittance. Frederick 8au grain, the oldest native- born person in the Louisiana purchase, cel ebrated the 100th anniversary of his birth Saturday at his home In Sedalia, O. Mr. Saugraln Is the son of Dr. Anton Francois Saugrain, the friend of Benjamin Franklin and the "pioneer scientist of the Mississippi valley." Andrew Jackson Buchanan entered the Western A Atlantic railroad shops In At lanta sixty-seven years ago last October. His name Is still on the payroll as a com petent mechanic, though he Is nearlng his 87th birthday. The old gentleman shows few signs of age, standing aa straight as he did at 40 and moving with a wonderfully elastic step. General Sir Redvers Buller Is such an ex cellent cook that he would have little dlffl culty tn obtaining a first-class chef's post tlon In a west end hotel. In his younger days, before he reached his high military rank, his brother officers used to say that Redvers Buller could make an appetising dinner out of old saddles when rations were short on a campaign. "Girls In love are not competent to teach school." This Is the decree proclaimed by a Jury In the case of Rthel M. Downend against the Madison township Board of Ed ucation, which was finished In common pleas court In Cleveland last Saturday. Miss Downend was discharged by the board several months before the expiration of the term for which she was hired, the board alleging Incompetency because of smitten affections. Tearing the Label out of a Gordon Hat takes none of its Quality but it does take away the Satisfaction that comes from knowing you have the best. Gordon Hats $3.oo Rovsn a not t kw York. Ripple on the arreat of Ufa la the Metropolis. Before the good old summer time wanes and vacationists hike fa from home there will be added to the Hudson river pleasure fleet a floating palace wlik-h will ply be tween New York and Albany. The steamer was launched last Saturday and christened Hendrick Hudson. It is pronounced the largest passenger steamer In the world used on Inland waters. The steamer will accommodate 5.000 passengers and Is hand somely decorated throughout. As no freight of any description will be carried, e-ery deck Is given over to the use of pas sengers. The genersl dimensions are: Length over all, SW feet; breadth of hull. 4S feet; depth, 14 feet; draught, S fee'. The new boat will be placed on the Albany-New York run next August. The Hudson will cost almost 11,000,000. Transatlantic travel this year promts s to make a new record In volume. All the steamship offices In Lower Broadway are doing the great business of their existence Never before has a desire so thoroughly awakened to travel in foreign lands. In the morning mail of one of the agencies the other day were no less than 1.200 letters making Inquiries about sailing. Whole of fice staffs are working overtime to keep up with the volume of business. When at the close of 1906 figures of the different lines were summed up and It was found tTiat In round numbers 78,000 first and 60,000 second cabin passengers, a totsl of 136,000, had gone to Europe from the port of New York alone, there was a general specula tion as to what this year would bring forth. Some doubting Thomases predicted a slump, but they were few. The business done so far has exceeded the hopes of the veriest optimists, and the outlook has never been equalled or even approached. Twenty per cent over the record of last year Is regarded by many as a conserva tlve estimate of the Increase In the vol ume of this year's business. This has noth ing to do with the figures for steerage traffic. There are some who say that 25 per cent would be a better estimate, based on the bookings already made and the vast number of Inquiries that are pouring In. The United Fruit company's steamship Bodo, from Port Antonio, Jamaica, Is prac tically off the maritime lists. The men who go down to the sea In ships can't quite puzxle out where It does belong since It gaily Jumped the bar oft Gilo's Inlet, L. I., and crawled ashore. The Bodo lost Its way In a snowstorm and when Captain Bergor N. Larson thought he was off the Jersey coast he felt a bump, after an eagle-like swoop on the top of a big wave. He Immediately be gan firing off rockets In the hope of awak ening Jerseyltes. The Bodo, which draws eleven feet, had been groping. Its way through very high seas. The bsr off the Inlet Is exposed at low tide, the beach sloping gently to the water line. Beyond Is deep water. In the hollow of the sea the Bodo would have struck upon the bar and have been smashed to pieces. As It was, it was riding the crest of a mighty wave when it reached the bar. It didn't bump until it hit the beach, the wave that carried It there scurrying back to sea and abandon ing it. The life saving crews of Oak Island and Fire Island answered the signals, but it was high tide and the surf was too heavy for them to go to the Bodo. When the tide went out there was not a drop of water within 200 feet of the vessel. The crews of Fire Island and Oak Island strolled out to the vessel and paid a morn ing call. There Is no way of getting the Bodo on the maritime lists again unless a canal Is dug for It. Despite Its reputation for misrule under Tammany New York has a way of doing things that will no doubt surprise property holders in other cities. At a meeting of the commissioners of the sinking fund a resolution was adopted that the Pennsyl vania pay $400,000 for West Thirty-second street, between Ninth and Tenth avenues. The Pennsylvania, New York & Long Island railroad, which is building the Immense terminals for the main system, secured the abandonment of Thirty-second, from Sev enth to Tenth avenues, having purchased property on both sides of the street. For the blocks between Seventh and Ninth ave nues the Pennsylvania paid to the city $788,000, or an average of $394,000 per block. Nearly forty years ago there was a famine In China and the New York Chamber of Commerce raised a fund of $60,000 which was sent to China for the relief of the sufferers. In return the viceroy of Nanking sent to the chamber a tablet with an In scription which was never translated till the other day, when one of the Chinese commissioners now In this country said It read: "There may be a difference In races; there exists a universal brotherhood." Attorneys for the New York Central rail load created a new basis for the settlement of damage suits growing out of accidents when they compromised with Rev. Dr. Daniel Bella, a Slovak preacher, at the rate of $1,000 for every bone broken. Dr. Bella was In the viaduct collision at One Hundred and Fourth street last fall. When he was removed to St. Mark's hospital It was found that twenty of his bones had been broken. Figuring on the basis of $1,000 a bone the railroad coin promised the case for $30,000. The proprietor of the newly furnished New York hotel has given an order to a publishing house for. 200 Bibles, which will be placed In the rooms for the use of guests. "It will surprise most persons to know," - he says, "that a great many re cuests come to us from commercial trav elers for a copy of the Bible. They say they MV to read a chapter before going to bed Jut why they do not carry the book with thctx I don't know, but It Is a fact this auppoi' 'ly godless class of men often call for th i31ble when stopping here." rMlea of the Rich. Leslie's Weekly. To the i-Lct that all the fools are not deed ye', especially the rich fools, the newspapers of the day furnish abundant evidence. It was one of this class living In Philadelphia who spent $30,000 the other evening on the "coming out" of his eldest daughter a sum of money, expended In mere display, larger than the total Income for a year of a score or more hard-working and worthy men. More of a fool, by several degrees, was the wealthy woman In a New Hampshire town, who had a pet dog burled tn a costly casket trimmed with white satin and adorned with cut flowers, t'pon such pabulum as this does anarchism feed and grow. Rrgalatloa that Uoesa't Heg-alate. Springfield Republican. The supreme court of Nebraska has made a big hole In that state's antl- cigarette law. It rules that the rolling of cigarettes by Individuals for their own use Is not "manufacturing." A young man who waa arrested on that dire charge made a test of the Issue, with this result. This opens so wide a way that anybody who wants to smoke cigarettes In Ne braska now sees the way to do so. The Massachusetts legislature did well when It declined to go too far In the snll-cigarette crusade. WALTHAM WATCHES. Emerson, the philosopher, established the WALTHAM watch as a synonym of There are more than forty varieties and grades of WALTHAM watches. Ask your jeweler to show you some of them and tell you about them. " The Perfected Americu Witch,' n fflastrtled book of interesting information about vtches, free upon request. AMERICAN WALTHAM WATCH COMPANY, WALTHAM. MASS. STATE POLITICS Bl BB1,IG. Sutton News: Don't forget thst George L. Rouse of Hall county will be a factor In the gubernatorial nomination that will have to be reckoned with. Grand Island Independent: There Is noth ing constitutional in the way of Hon. Peter Mortensen for railroad commissioner. No better selection as one of the commis sioners could be made. Syracuse Journal: If George Sheldon should receive the republican nomination tor governor he would sweep the state with a genuine Roosevelt wave and on Its crest would be seen a majority of th? democratic votes of his home county. Weeping Water Herald: State Senator Goorge L. Sheldon announces himself a candidate for governor of Nebraska. We believe Mr. Sheldon will make a strong race for the nomination as he represents the principles of the republicans of the state. Blue Springs Sentinel: Our present lieu tenant governor has taken a tumble to himself and will not be a candidate for governor. This waa what you might term a happy tumble for McGllton. Had he persisted In being a candidate his real tum ble might have hurt him. Plattsmouth Journal (dem.): The men tion of Senator Sheldon's name In connec tion with the candidacy for governor has the hearty support of the Fremont Tribune and many of the leading republican papers of the state. Senator Sheldon Is said to be an Ideal citlien and a man with a back bone. The governor's office has long been In need of such an occupant. Fremont Tribune: Some of the politico romancers connected with the corporation wing are trying to frighten Senator Burk ett away from the support of George Shel don for governor lest the latter gentleman loom up aa a possible opponent of Mr. Burkett four years hence. They are not likely to thus set these two men by the ears, which is the plain purpose. Brunlng Courier: We hear a good many complimentary remarks about J. M. Both well as Thayer county's candidate for state treasurer. His qualifications In a business way are undisputed, h has proven his abil ity and Integrity by serving as county treasurer two terms, where he gave the most perfect satisfaction to all regardless of party affiliation, and not a breath of scandal or suggestion of wrong-doing is even hinted at. Mr. Bothwell Is a gentle man whom the republicans of Thayer can bring forward before the state convention with confidence and honest pride. Falls City Journal: Hon. George L. Sheldon of Cass county has announced that he is a candidate for the office of governor at the hands of the republican party. Mr. Sheldon Is a young man of marked ability and his candidacy will be supported solidly by the entire southeastern corner of the state. He filled the office of senator from Cass county during the last legislature with credit to himself and his' party and If elected governor will rep resent the entire people and not a few bosses or politicians. When the conx-entlon meets Richardson county will be there with a solid delegation for Mr. Sheldon for governor. Fremont Tribune: Senator George Shel don of Cass county has announced his can didacy for the governorship and It Is an Important contribution to the political sit uation. He Is a farmer and stock grower and has made a pronounced success of the business. He Is a native of Nebraska and If he should be nominated and elected he would be the first Nebraska-born governor. He Is a graduate of the State university and of Harvard. He was a captain In the Spanish-American war. Senator Sheldon Is an Ideal candidate for governor. The Trib une has no axe to grind. It wishes only to deal fairly and Justly between the peo ple and the candidates. It Is acquainted wit stall those who aspire to the governor ship. With no disparagement for others It Is free to state It as Its own opinion that Senator Sheldon Is the best one of them all for the governorship of Nebraska Bid for Booaa Lassrhlsg. 8t. Louis Republic. Since Secretary Shaw wants to be the first president from west of the Mississippi It Is the proper thing for him to launch his boom from the right-hand bank of the big river. St. Louis will be pleased to furnish the wine and the crowd for the ceremony, but Missouri cannot possibly vote for him. Browning, King '& Co5 ' . OIIOINATORS AND SOLE MAKERS Of IALP SIZES IN CLOTHING. 'A bargain's a bargain," said Beau Brumel, "where It repre itili your money's worth." Fliteenth and Douglas Sis. Ifsfwijr al iz4 Mr I KTW in common speech perfect adjustment. SMILING RKMAHKS. Patient You say you are greatly plesrd over my condition. Shall I recover, then? Doctor Oh. 1 1 can't say as to Hint. Hut I can perform a lot of interesting op erations on you. Cleveland Leader. "Will you send this message for me and charge It?" "Hcrry, sir. but we send messages only for cash payments." ''That s queer. 1 thought all telegraphic dispatches went on tick." Baltimore Ameri can. "Did you ever sec this one?" Inquired the tiresome funny man. "You run take two letters from 'money' and leave only 'one.' See how It's done?" "Yes," replied the postal clerk, "and I've known fellows to take money from any number of letters and leave ahsolutf-ly nothing." Philtidolphla Catholic Standard. "That Imitation of our goods," said th senior partner, "has become more popu lar than our genuine article." "That's so," replied the Junior partner. "There's nothing left for us to do hut tc advertise ours as 'Just as good as the Imi tation.' "Indianapolis News. 'What did you think of our friend s speech?" asked the veteran statesmun. "It was a remarkable literary study." answered Senator Sorghum. "I never be fore realised how completely the meaning of words could be effaced by a Judkious manner of arranging them In sentences." Washington Star. The Youn Man It's awfully kind of you, Miss Snapley, to let me. have this waits, when I'm the awkwardest dancer on the floor. The Young Woman (wincing as he stepped on her foot again) Why. how can you say that, Mr. Potamous? .You hardly seem to touch the floor at all. Chicago Tribune. THE MODERN AITIIOH. f Baltimore American. If you want to be an author of the up-to datest type And find your work among the six best sellers. You must take an altogether melancholm view of life And top gloom's notch past other fiction tellers. You must get your local color from the Jaundice and the blues And select a phase of life that's very yellow, . Or otherwise you tan not teach a moral lesson great. Or have your books like very hot cakes, sell, oh! Don't let a gleam of humor or a healthy human throb Of any kind get In your style of writing: Don't picture men and women who are neither rakes nor snobs; From your love tales take out all that is Inxitlng. Remember, love and cheerfulness and wholesomeness of taste " ' ' Are deadly sins in modern story telling. For the epicurean palate, of the reading public now There must be a taint to help along the selling. Avoid romance as you would fly a plague It Isn't style; Dissect society, or vivisect It. rather; 'TIs the only life worth noticing in this big world of ours The only field in which real life to gather. Avoid the light and flowers seek the gloom and gather weeds; If life Is clean and happy never tell It. 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