8 THE OMAITA ILLUSTRATED BEE. April 1, 1000. Grand Embroidery Sale Monday HwtaI hnndrd pieces of the flnest MATCHED RETS OP KTH5KS A XT) P.8FRTINOS, In 8wl and nainsook. All new Mock, no soiled or massed goods In the lot. Will go on sale at half regular value. TIIE EMBROIDERY SNAP OP THH SEASON. yard for Edges and Insertlngs I 1 C yr& for Embroideries worth f 111. m2' wrth 25c yard. C yard for Edges and Insertlngs IDC worth 30c yard. Insertlngs 18 . yard for Edges and C worth 35c yard. ully 60c. yard for Corset Cover Era JLDC broideries worth 50c. These roods are very scarce on the market and are exception value at 2 So yard. SrECIAL LACE SALE MONDAY. The short sleeve being In vogue, Oriental Net Laces are very much In demand. We have secured an excep tionally fine line of these laces, in 4, and -yard strips, at a great bar pain, and will place them on sale Monday at Just half regular prices for goods of like quality. 16c Net Top Oriental Laces 7( Mnndiiv nnr vnrd 2V 20c Net Top Oriental Laces Monday per yard 26c Net Top Oriental Laces 1 Monday per yard t 10c 20c 40c Net Top Oriental Laces Monday per yard .... 60c Net Top Oriental Laces, In Mon days' sale per C yard ...... JC NEW LACES Our stock of new laces Is now complete. French and EngllBh Vals, 45-lnch Lace Nets, Ori ental Net' Top Sleeve Laces, Baby Irish Crochet, etc., in endless profu sion. ' We are sole Omaha scents for the famous Zion City Laces, the best wash laces manufactured. You can save 60 per cent by buying these goods. In the Great Domestic Room Bargain opportunities which will undoubtedly Intenrest you. Every item remarkable value. Read this list carefully, then come Monday prepared to buy. Curtain Swisses, in fancy colored stripes and Agues, full 30 Inch wide, A worth 13c yard at, yard IIC ' 40-inch plain white Lawn and India Llnon, line sheer quality, worth A 15c yard at, yard IUC Gold Medal Dress Ginghams, fancy spring shades, worth 12M.C 7lt at, yard I 2 ,rrlntcd Batiste and Orgnndies, in all new shndes and patterns, C worth 10c yard at, yard fl Standard Prints, both light and dark patterns, worth CMiC yard at, yard J-C Cotton Voiles, in all the new spring shades, sell up to 10c yard fl at, yard llC Cotton rongees, all bright new assorted spring shades, werth 15c A at, .yard IUC Fancy colored Dotted Swisses and worsted effects. In Wash- Dress Goods, worth 15c yard at, 1ft. yard IUC Linens, Muslins and Sheetings 10-4 Bleached Table Cloths (all linen), extra heavy, -nice patterns to select from, worth $2.23 to close, SZf at, piece 1. JU 18x18 All Linen Hemmed Napkins, sil ver bleached, regular $1.50 Qft quality at, dozen JOZ 10-4 Hemstitched Bleached Table Cloths, all pure linen, new designs y JQ worth $3.50 at, piece W.f 'J GO-inch Irish Homespun Table Linen, in unbleached, all pure linen, sells reg ularly at 50c and 00c a yard (only five yards to a customer at, JjQ 68-inch Bleached Irish Table Linen, new patterns, goods sell regularly at $1.00 and $1.25 yard at, Qft yard iOC English Long Cloth, full 30 inches wide, extra fine quality, worth 15c yard (only 12 yards to customer) fft. at, yard IUC 81x00 Bleached Seamless Sheets, extra heayy, free from dressing, AQ worth 65c piece at, piece HfJC 81x90 Hemstitched Sheets, seamless, regular 85c quality at, 69c 42 and 45-lnch Ready Made , Flllow Cases at, piece...., 42 and 45-inch Ready Made Pillow Cases at, piece...., Pillow Cases at, piece...., 42 and 45-inch Ready Made 42 and 45-inch Roady Made Pillow Cases at, piece...., 85c 10k 12 c 15 c Main Wash Goods Department High grade and popular priced Wash Goods can be found in this depart ment, from 6c to $2 per yard, from the bolt. This In the only complete stock in this city. We have everything that 70a can find In any of the other stores and 10,000 things in high grade goods j on can't find In any of them except here. 39c 50c 59c 10c 50c Batistes, Organdies and Dimities, JQq Batistes, Organdies and Dimities, yard Bilk Warp Organdies, yard Silk Warp Organdies, Jacqnard, yard Mercerized Eollennes, plain col ors, yard Mercerized Panamas, plain col ors, yard Silk Cord Rep. (Mercerized), all colors, yard Gros Grain (Mercerized), all colors, yard 15c 25c 25c 15c 15c 25c 39c Shearur Louths French Organ dies, yard , , Gros Roman French Organdies, yard Koechllns Frere'a French Organ dies, yard .' Silk Mulls, yard, 50c, S9c, 25c, 15c and Silk Novelties, yard, $1.00, 75c and All Silk Wash Chiffon, yard, 1 AA $2.50 down to l.UU 10,000 styles, and fabrics too num erous to mention. A few minutes spent In our stock will give you more information. Another Great Rug Sale 22.50 (25.00 Axminster Rugs, size 0x12, Ori ental and floral patterns 1 Q ft ft special I..UU $35.00 Wilton Velvet Rugs, 17 Cft size 0x12 special, at 9 $30.00 Velvet Rugs, size 0x12 special, at $18.00 Extra Tapestry Rugs, A C size 0x12 special lnl.J $22.50 Axminster Rugs, size 1 Q ft ft 8-3x10-0 special lU.vv $18.50 Extra Tapcrsty Rugs, ) C size 8-3x10-6 special $12.50 Scotch Tapestry Rugs, O Oft size 0x12 special 3.JI $3.50 Scotch Tapestry Rugs. C O Q size 0-OxO-speclal J. v $7.50 Extra Heavy Art Squares, Q 9 5 size 0xl2-special Wr $0.50 Extra Heavy Art Squares, A 75 size 7-0x10-0 special L $5.50 Extra Heavy Art Squares, A S iM Watt special, at TAa -r China Dept. Specials Genuine English gold lined bone or Bellcrk China Cups and Saucers, usualy sold for from 75c to $1.00 pair greatest snap we 1 ever offered at pair IwrW Odd nieces of Decorated Dinner and Tea SeU from broken seta worth from $20 to $25, to close out, while they last at C niece J V Decorated Cuspidors each Cocoa Matts each 45c Floor Oil Cloth, good quality In at, per yard -. IOC Smyrna Rugs, 80x00 In. each 95c Opaque Shades, In all colors 25 C 250 at. Blssell's Grand Rapids Carpet Sweepers-r-at Alt mail orders sent at once will be tilled from these prices ex cept In case of hour specials or where otherwise stated. tmtmm tMMf BmmmmJ tmmmt LmmJ THE RELIABLE STORE. Write for our Special Catalogues and Samples They are Free for the Asking Omaha's Greatest Showing of Style Beauty The immensity of onr stock, the exceptional derfnlly low prices can only be fully appreciated find Ita equal west of Chicago, You're sure to find Elegant Sample Suit, embodying In their designs all the graceful ele gance of the most expensive im ported models nearly 300 gar ments to select from, all different designs, at one-third less than real value. Prices $76, $66, " C (( $60, $40, $30 and tJ,33 Special Monday New Suits, In Pan amas, eollennes, voiles, etc., good value at $30 special Q f)ft Monday I Nobby Tailor Suits in great assortment of plain and fancy mixed materials, all newest designs, i"y PA worth $18.50 special .. D U High Class Walking Skirts In all the newest styles and materials, plain blacks, creams, grays and a fine as sortment of shadow checks and plaids, etc. prices, $18.60 down to $16, $12.60, $10 J (jQ $15 Covert Coats, in new pony, box and tight-fitting effects, J Off.' very special bargain at. . . . 0fU $7.50 Covert Coats, in tans and gray checks, all newest styles A A O f f 14.30 special at. beauty of design, the high quality of workmanship and the won by visit to our busy Ladies' Suit Department. You will fall to your style ideal here. Handsome Silk Coats, in one-half, three-quarter and seven-eighth lengths, all the newest style ideas, the greatest assortment shown In the west, at $35, $26, $18.60, $16, $12.60, $10, $7.60 QQ Elegant Silk Shirt Waist Suits, made from GIvernaud's taffetas, beautiful creations in the newest colorings splendid values at $4 0, $30, $25, $18.50 and. Magnificent Display of New Dress Waists at specially attractive prices Monday. Stylish Waists, in lingerie and ba tistes, trimmed with tucks, insert lngs and embroideries, regular $3 values, Monday f Jr at I.TeJ From 9 till 10 a. m. Women's Silk Underskirts, worth $5, at , From 10 a. m. till 12 m. Women's Silk Coats, regular $6 T A f values We carry a complete line of Extra Sized Skirts for large women. .2.69 Our Millinery Department Is showing the most attractive $5.00 Hats in the city, and tomor row we will have a SPECIAL lot of these popular hats in all the latest styles, trimmed with wreaths, quills, mohne, buckles, moss, flowers, foliage, etc. Just the hat you have been look ing for and the best value in the city, for . Children's Hats and Caps A complete line of Children's Hats in all the latest shapes, made of satin braid, trimmed with silk cords, ribbons, rosettes, braids and tassels, same as cut, Q Q ,.VUt 4.98 for All the new spring Caps are 6hown here and priced from $1.00 down to '.. 25c ii n--uJM Tbe Power of cash, nere you can rtirnillire UVpdMUGUl make a Dollar do'double duty. Fine assortment of new Couobes. Largs tufted ooucb, oak frame, besttiteel con struction, up- 85 noisterea in j Large Turkish Rocker, upholstered in leather, size of seat 24x24, from seat to top of back 30 laches high, width of back, about where tbe shoulders rest, 80 f CI PA inches. Prioe IJ.JJ Other Couche. plain top with 7fiC fi AC.Q ft, roll edge or tufted tops, at I tUil'UtUJ U 10c Wine Glasses, odds and ends of stock worth up to 60c each r choice Monday each ...... ..D C 912 Dinner Sets, underglazed pattern, English senil-porcelain, r O 100 pieces special D.TtJ Jap and China Matting Mon- 1 C day at, yard Good Curtain Stretchers- 1 flfl each g,Xt" All Wool Ingrain Carpets- C7if at, yard f2W Stair Carpet, special quality- 22V at, yard.... x See our Zlon City Lace CurtalM-best values in Omaha-specials at, 1 C pair. $4.23. $3.50, $2.50 $2 and.I. 25c Ladies' Skirt Hangers 10c We have Jnst received m new patter uirf ii-mM-r . the finest on the niai ket; substantial, easy to operate regular price 25c, on special 1 A ale Monday each W Pearl Button Sale Best quality 6c Pearl Buttons X(t at per dozen Best quality 25c Pearl Buttons at. ser dozen Best quality 3c Pearl Buttons aw Now open for your Inspec tion, the largeBt line of Go-Carts of all kinds ever shown by us. Fold ers, sleepers and every thing of this kind now on the market One like cut here shown, J 5 We are here to lave you momey. your consideration. 1 Roman Seat Fine fin ish, very strong and useful. Usually sells for $2.50, PA now IsJU We have the goods and ask Big Garden Tool and Housecleaning Utensil Sale Monday . wva a n . l 0 .. A T'.ill. 12-tino Malleable Iron Rake for One-piece solid steel Garden Hoe One-piece solid steel Garden Spade i . . . . at per dozen Easier Novelties Easter Post Cards three for Easter Drop Cards each Easter Chicks at 6c, 3c, 2 Viand 5c 5c lc 15c 15c 49c Garden Trowel, solid steel A each .IUC 49c 10c 49c I9c ..5c 10c 49c 10c )ne-piece solid steel Shovel andellon Spades each our-tlne Spading Fork Four-tie Parlor Broom Rice Scrub Brush 10-quart Galvanized Pall Large Galvanized Washtub Combination Mop Sticks Water 15c 59c Window Cleaners- each Six-foot Step-ladder GRANITE WARE! GRANITE WAKE I We are going to commence Monday on one of the greatest Granlteware sales ever held in the city of Omaha. We have Just received a carload of double-coated Enamelware, enameled on heavy steel, dark mottled green outside, white on Inside, to go on sale at the following low prices: 2 -quart Preserving Kettle, P worth 4 6c at 1JC 3- quart Preserving Kettle, worth 60c sale price. 4- quart Preserving Kettle, worth 70c sale price. 6-quart Preserving Kettle, worth 90c sale price. 3- quart Sauce Kettle, worth 605 sale price. 4- quart Sauce Kettle, worth 60c sale price. 25c 30c 40c 30c 40c 6-quart Sauce Kettle, worth 90c sale price.. 2-quart Tea or Coffee Pots, worth 70c sale price.. 10-quart Dlshpan, wdrth $1.00 sale price 14-quart Dlshpan, worth $1.30 sale price 17-quart Dlshpan, worth $1.40 sale price 21 -quart Dlshpan, worth $1.76 sale price Enamel Covered Bestlln Kettle , 26c London Dipper Six-quart Pudding Pan 46o Wash Basin Six-quart White Enamel Pan , And hundreds of other gains. 45c ,..35c 49c ...59c ... 69c ...79c ...25c ...13c ..35c ...20c ...25c such bar- A Marvelous Array of Spring Silks We are determined upon securing your silk business, and to this end offer Ihe mot convincing, style and quality and lowest prices, complete at prices so attractive. The New Jasper Itronds are shown In a variety of colorings and de signs that is sure to supply your ideal, ranging in price from $2.60 buslness-brlnglng arguments. Greatest variety, Deat, Never before have wo mown a aioca o per to yard down 49c The Famous Winslow Taffeta in over 100 shades. It has stood the test for years. You run no risk when you buy Wlnslow. Shown only at Hayden's at per 1 00 A Housing Silk Special 36 -lnrh Black Taffetas, 27-inch Black Peau lie Soles, 27-lnch Black and Color Taf fetas and an Immense variety of elegant fancies worth up to $1.60 per yard special Monday AQ at yard JJ Fancy Suiting Silks In all the newest weaves and most popular color com binations, olive blues with cham pagne, French blues with grayish tints, apple red with lilac, old gold with purple and many others, in cluding all the latest Parisian Ideas: the most complete assortment of elegant fancies shown west of Chi cago, at yard $1.60, $1.26, $1.00. 85c, 76c CO and nLACK SILK SPECIALS. First Prize Taffetas 1 ft A 2C-lnch I.UU First Prize Taffetas I 71 35- lnch The finest Costume Taffeta made. $1.25 C. J. Bonnet Taffetas A-27-Inch UJC $1.00 GIvernaud's Taffetas O P 27-Inch UC $1.25 GIvernaud's Taffetas A A 36- lnch I.UU ft I:1 The Leading Dress Goods House of (he West Our great Press Goods Sale still continues, rral leading liiivs next week. FOR MONDAY BLACK DRESS GOOIKS. All $1.25 Black Dress Goods will go at All $1.60 Black Dress Goods will go at All $1.98 Black Dress Goods will go at All $2.60 Black Dress Goods will go at All $3.00 Black Dress Goods will go at COLORED DRESS GOODS. All $1.25 Colored Drews Goods cept Lansdowne) will go at .4 4 We will further reduce sev 85c 98c 1.35 1.49 1.98 (ex- 85c 1.35 1.39 All $1.50 Colored Dress f Goods will go at JOC All $1.98 Colored Dress Goods will go at , All $2.60 Colored Dress Goods will go at All $3.00, $4.00, $5.00 and $6.00 goods will go at exactly half price. CREAM GOODS AND EVENING SHADES. All Cream Wool Goods, all Pink, all Baby Blue, etc., will go at exactly half marked price. No samples of this sale or mall or ders filled at these prices on Wool Dress Goods. Flannel Department 10c extra heavy Shaker Flannel at, yard UoC 10c extra heavy Outing Flannel jj at, yard $ oC 18c 36 inch wide Drapery Cretonne, all , new patterns per f ( yard IUC Extra good Cotton Batting per roll , BED STREADS. Remember Hayden Bros, can save you money on Bed Spreads. ,5c 75c extra good size Crochet Bed Spread, each 8t)c full size extra fine Mar- q eellles patterns, each.... OJCJ run size tiea spreads, Deautirui Marseilles patterns, extra heavy, knotted fringe, each. $2.00 extra high grade White Bed Spreads, fringed and cut Pf corners for iron beds, each.. . $2.50 genuine Marseilles Bed Spreads, extra large, 49c 98c ka each. 169 White Goods and Dress Linens' This is one of the most complete lines In thi west, to $2.60 yard, can be found here in large quantities. Everything, from Co India Llnons Fine sheer goods, P 19c, 16c, 10c and DC Imported India Linons, made in Man chester, England, 76c, 60c, IJJ 89c and ZDv Persian Lawns Fine sheer Persian 76c down to 25c, 15c, 1 A 12tto and IUC French Lawns $2 down to )f $1, 76c, 60c, 39c and 4&DC Nainsooks Plain, striped and checked 76c, 60c, 25c, 19c, 16c f and l&iC Irish Dimities Checks and stripes white 60c, 39c, 25c and Long Cloths Domestic Long Cloths, 15c to English Long Cloths, 39c to Berkley Nainsooks, 12 yards in box, for fine underwear f n yard IJC Bradford Nainsooks, 12 yards p in box yard DC White Mercerized Walstings English and German manufacture, all yarn mercerized, at yard $1.00 down to 60c, 39c, 25c, 19c. 15c Qq 19c ..8lc 121c Bordered Anglnise (eyelet hole), em broidered white goods In white background and tinted work at yard $2.50, $2, $1.60, $1 and- Mill work eyelet hole and -59o 75c 50c St. GaU Swisses (Hand Work) In dots, flowers, rings, squares, etc., at $2.60 down to $1, 75c, TO 50c and JZfC Also Jaconets, French Mulls, French Organdies, etc., all hand embroid ered, at $2 j60 down to $1, tft, 75c and..: DUC Dress Linens Waistlng Linens, Dress Linens, Handkerchief Linens, Linen Batiste, Round Thread Linens, at $2 down to 75c, 69c, 50c, 39c and OC Embroidered Linens -$2.60 down to $1.00. 75c Cft. and DUC Colored Dress Linens in all the shades, at yard $1, down to 39c, f r 25c, 19c and I JC Shrunk Muslins Linen finish yard 25c, 19c, 15c and Groceriesl Groceriesl Groceries! X? Omaha's Greatest Grocery Dept. Prices 21 pounds best Pure Cane Granulated The best crisp Ginger Snaps, per lb. .Bo 2-pound package ' Frueu'a Wheat Sugar 51.00 48-pound sacks best fancy High Putent Minnesota Flour nothing finer for family use $1.15 lOpound sacks best Granulated Oorn- meal , 15 7 pounds best Hand Picked Navy Beans 25c 10 bars best brands Laundry Soap.. .25c Cold Water Starch, per package 5c The best Bulk Laundry Starch, per pound 7 4c 5-pound pails Pure Fruit Jelly 15c Choice California Prunes, per pound. .4o English Cleaned Currants, per lb. ,.74c 3 Crown Muscatel Raisins, per lb..7M;C The best Citron Peel, per pound 15c The best Seeded Raisins, per pkg.. .70 2-pound cans fancy Sweet Sugar corn. 5c 2- pound cans fancy Wax, String or Lima Beans 6c 3- pound can Golden Pumpkin. . .7Hc 3-pound can Boston Baked Beans 7 He 2-pound package Self-Rising Puncake Flour 7Vic The best Soda or Oyster Crackers, per pound 6c Flakes 7- Jell-O or Bromangelon, per pkg....7c Flower or Vegetable Seeds fresh goods per packuge 2o BUTTER AND CHEESE SPECIALS. Fancy Separator Creamery Butter equal to anything put up in packages and sold for much higher prices, per pound 23c Fancy Llmburger Cheese, per lb. ,12e Fancy Brick Cheese, per pound.. . .120 Fancy Wisconsin Cream Cheese, per pound 120 ' OMAHA'S GREATEST FRESH FRUIT DEPARTMENT. Fancy Highland Navel Oranges, per dozen, 30c, 25c, 20c and 15j Fancy Highland Lemons, per doz..l2c Fresh Roasted Peanuts, two measures for ; 5c Fancy Fard Dates, per pound ..10c Fancy Hallowe'en Dutes, per lb Bo New Honey, per rack 120 Fancy California Figs, per pkg 3c Fancy English Walnuts, per lb. ...120 r r, Curious Courtships. . Nevar Too Old to Mad. OK fifty y.ura they have been lov- Fera. but not untU euclt l.td paused (ha century mark tuu.d buiuuul ' ivuli unU Sarah Jukon ut .aaryavill., O., mak ui their . wad. The ceremony haj Ju.it UtM.-. j-.uc In Penneld townalnp. Captain Kuhua ,1a 101, and hla bride la a little over KO. She la a daughter of Andrew Jackson and a rtC-live of Abraham LJncoli. Behind thla alnglar romance lies'' a story Of tha war. The couple Hist met In Spring field. 111. Mr. Kulina, born In Richmond, nUated In the Mexican war and won a aptaln's commUatun. In the civil war he served under Grunt and Ehermnn. lie waa one of the tltat to go up againat that terrible wall at Fredericksburg, when men of tha union were niuued aown lik sheep, under the ball ot confederate bul let. Ha waa at thj taking of Vlcksburg and was in Sherman's march to the sea. He waa twtoa Imprisoned In Libby prUco. Upon his reluaae from prison, without oc cupation or career, Kubna beard that his sweetheart waa married. For many years ha wandered over tha country. Anally set tling In Columbus. At a recent reunion of army veteraoe the long-parted couple met again and renewed their old vows. Misled By a Stan. A buaiueasllke farmer wandered Into the women's exchange In Portland Ore., one oay recently, having carefully examined tne exterior of the establishment and read the sign many times. He scanned the neat restuurant and the men and women who aal ut the tables at luncheon, carefully nou-d the showcases filled with handiwork and fancy articles, and seemed suddenly to make up hla mind on his courae of action. Striding up to f.ie young woman who presided at the cake and bread counter, he atated hla business. "I came In here to see If 1 could get a wife. Do you keep women here who want to get married?" "Well ar we don't exactly;" stammered the bewildered clerk, buc Mr. Fanner In terrupted her. "Oli. I am not very particular as to looks. Uut I evant a woman who la willing to live on a farm and who la not afraid to work. I own wy place and am pretty well fixed. and I can give her a good home. I want her to be a good cook, though. I make that a stipulation." Ha waa so businesslike and frank about the matter that tha clera rather encour aged him to continue. When, at the cloae of hla explanation, she told him that the women's exchange only sold the work which women do, and served their cookery at their noon luncheon, Mr. Farmer looked decidedly disappointed. "Well, you Just take roy name anyway," be finally suggested. "Maybe soma of those women who do all this work might like to get married and I could give 'em a mighty good home. Tou Just tell 'em about It and let me know, will you?" Advartlslaa; for Wives. John Stlch of Edwardsvtlle, III., belle.ves In allinlty, aoul communion and tha like, but he does not believe in waiting for tbe chance opportunltlea that social usages present. To his mind, the some what overworked Dan Cupid may be as sisted by Judicious advertising, hence tha formation at )3dwardaviUe of tha Orange Blossom club, whose members want wive and bollave that they nkj be secured through newspaper want ads. Mr. Stlch, acting for himself and half a dosen aaaoclates, la advertising In the newa papers of hla home town and of St. Louie for wives, reports the Chicago Record Herald. His faith in advertising has beeu Justified, as the notices appeared yester day for the first time, and last night seven replies had been received, one for each member of the club. "We aay in our advertlaement. that we mean business," said Mr. Stlch last night, "and we do. Two of my friends, who, like myself, are bachelors, were complaining of their lonely state, and one of them proposed that we get married and have a triple wedding The agent of a brewery, who waa in the party, offered to donate the liquid refreshments for a celebration of that kind; another, who owna a .bakery, offered 100 loavea of bread, and othera chimed In until we had everything on the Hat necessary but the wlvea. "I proposed to aupply that deficiency through advertising and tha othera agreed. Started as a Jest, the club haa grown Into a real organisation and the members are now honestly bent on securing wlvea. From Uie first three U has grown to seven members. We will endeavor to anawer all letters and will aak for the photos of those whose missives Impress ua most, and send ours in return." s Mr. Stlch haa been a widower seven yeara. He la proprietor of a cafe on Van-chj-lla street, Edwardsvllle, and the other charter members, Joseph Tomaaek and William Scbelber, are well-to-do farmers living just beyond the city II ml. a. Followed Papa's Advlea. "The late Bishop Thomas Frederick Davlea of Detroit," aald a Detroit man, quoted by the Free Press, "once told me an Interesting story of an elopement. He fig ured In thla elopement aa the officiating clergyman. It was In Philadelphia, during hla rectorship ot St. Petera. "It stems that the proprietor of one of the largest, dry goods houses In Phlladel- . j-lila had noticed for some months the mel ancholy attitude of his head clerk, a young , ; man whom ha held In high regard. , 'The clerk's pallor and increasing lean nasa, his frequent aigha and abeent-mlnded-ness, worried the millionaire proprietor. Ha Questioned the young man dally. And ' finally the clarkt admitted that ha waa la love. 1 " Well,' said tha head, "marry her. Tour salary la big enough.' " 'Ah,' said the clerk, tadly, 'you don't understand. She belongs to one of the first families of Philadelphia, and her father Is a millionaire.' " 'Well, maybe he wasn't when he mar ried. You have a good position and a good name. You are a fair match for any girl,' said tha other. " 'It's no use,' s'lghed the clerk. 'Her pareuta would not listen to me for one moment. ' " Then.' aald the head, 'elope with her.' " 'Do you advise that? the clerk asked excitedly, " 'Certainly I do. Is she Do I know terr " 'Yes. She will be at your dance at Devon tomorrow night.' .. 'euj f e her,' said the head, 'I'll have my coachman out In front of my gate at I So. Rush the girl off Into town and marry her. I'll arrange with a clergyman fur yu.' " 'By Jove,' said the clerk, 'I'll do It!' "And he did. The next night Dr. Davlea performed tha earamony, and aa hour or two later the rnllllonalre found bis daugh ter missing and was telegraphing In every direction to the youn couple to com horn and all would be f 01 given." Taking; Ho f ha ares. A Glasgow steamer was laboring tn a heavy aea. the wavea sometimes sweeping Its decks, but the officers had assured tha passenger that there waa no dunger, and all seemed reasonably calm with the ex ception of one meek-appearing little roan, who, every few minutes, would approach an officer and anxiously Inquire If tie thought ti.e ship would founder. "No, I tell you!" one of them finally ex- JN iain.cu, wiiu irnfiuiieuce. wnui la me matter with you? Iook at those other people they are not scared to death." "Oh, I'm nut mared," the man replied; "but if the ship waa going to founder I wanted to know a little ahead of time.' "Oh, wanted to tell your friends good bye, and all that?" "Well, not exactly," the man said, hssl tatlngiy; "the fact la, my mother-in-law Is along with me, and If the ahlp waa quit fV' ure to sink. I wanted to say a few U-loa&V-to her." Harper's Weekly, A