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TIIH OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY. MARCH 31. 1W.
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r business in Omaha.
$9.75 for this beautiful Suit.
(Just like out)
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by America's best tailors.
STRQUSE & BROTHERS
$15 to $27.50
Cheaper makes at
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Pay for it at your
convenience.
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PROPERTY RIGHTS OF WOMEN
Synopsis of ' the Lairs of Varlona
States Bra rl ok pa the -
aabject.
lii response tc questions received from
time to time the following- symposium, ar
ranged by tbe Nebraska Suffrage associa
tion with reference to the rights of women
In the various states. Is submitted:
Nebraska Dower and courtesy obtains.
If husband dies without inue the widow
Hikes life estate In real estate. If husband
Iihs no kindred his eatate descends to his
widow. The widow receives the same pro
portion of the personal proiert" as a child.
The homestead Is retained by the survivor
for lUe.
Kansas Dower and courteiy abollxhed.
If husband or wife die Intestate, one-half
ot tbe estate, both real and personal, goes
to the survivor; if no Issue, the whole of
ttm estate goes to survivor. Neither can
will more than one-half of his property
away from tile other without the other's
consent.
Iowa Dower and courtesy abolished. The
surviving huxhund or wlfo is entitled to
one-third In fee simple of both real and
personal estate of the other at his or her
death. If ho Issue, one-half goes to the
survivor, the other halt to the parents of
the deceased.
Indiana Dower and courtesy abolished.
One-third of the real estate shall duscend
In fee simple to the survivor free from all
demands ot creditors where the real eatate
Is less than JIO.OW.
California Neither courtesy nor dower
obtains. If decedent leaves surviving wife
or husband and only one child or lawful
Issue of one child, the estate goes In equal
shares to the survivor and -'iild, or issue
of such child. If there b more than one
child, one-third goes to the survivor.
Idano Neither dower nor courtesy exists.
The surviving wife or husband receives
one-half If there 1 but one child; If more
thun one, the survivor receives one-thild
of the real estate.
Ixiulsiaua Neither dower nor courtesy
obtain. At the death of either husband or
wife the survivor Is entitled to hulf the
community property absolutely. If there
are no descendants or ascendants the sur-
f
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after Katurday, MVIi
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We have added the top
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building, thereby giving us
one-half the entire second
floor to display our large ex
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Jackets, Cravenettes, Skirts
and
Silk Waists
Our SPECIAL THIS WEEK
$29.00 Chiffon Panama suits,
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silk lined, skirt cut circular,
each one different from the
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vivor has a life estate In the other lmir
If issue Is left the survivor shall use as
USUfruCt for lite "BO much Of tha share r.f
deceased In such community property ns
may be inherited by such Issue until a I
second marriage la contracted."
juaine Dower aud courtesy abolished.
The interest of the husband or wife In the
real estate of the other. If there be living
issue. Is one-third; if no issue, one-half;
if neither Issue nor kindred, the whole.
inBnacnusetts wnne dower and courtesy
both obtain. If there tut nn lamia ik. .t.i-.
Is entitled to the real estate absolutely to
-.. uiiiuii uui exceeding stMiuv. Of the
personal estate she receive the whole up
tr. .Ha ......... . M It r . "
' Minnesota Dowap .nH wiiiit..i Bvu.ii.k.j
If either husband or wife die Intestate the
survivor. If there be issue llvin t. r-
titled to the homestead for life and one
third of the rest of the real estate in fee
Simple. If no issue the nlt auICa
absolutely to the survivor. The personal
estate roiiows the same descent.
Mississippi.- Dower and courtesy abol
ished. If either husband or wife die Intes
tate without leaving children or descend.
ants of any the entire estate, real ana two-.
sonal, goes to the survivor. But If there
are one or more children or descendants
the survivor has a child's share ot both
real and personal estate.
Nevuda Dower and courtesy abolished.
On the death of the husband one-half the
community property goes to the wife; If
he dies Intestate and leaves no Issue ail tbe
community property goes to the wife; If
either husband or wlxe die Intestate and
there be one Issue the survivor receives
one-half of the estate; If more than one
issue the survivor takes one-third.
North Dakota Dower and courtesy abol
ished. If either husband or wife die in
testate, leaving no Issue, the survivor la en
titled to one-half ot both real and per
sonal estate; If more than one Issue, the
survivor receives oue-thlrd. A homestead
may also be retained bv tha survivnr.
Bouth Dakota Neither courtesy nor dower
uoiains. Tactically the same aa North Da
kota. L'teh Neither dower nor courtesy exists.
Practically the same as North Dakota.
V ashlngton Dower and courtesy abol-
isnea. radically the same as North Da
kotu. Wyoming Dower and courtesy abolished
ir either husband or wife die Intestate,
leaving descendants, one-half the estate,
real and personal, goes to the survivor.
If there be no descendants three-fourths
goes to me survivor, unless the estate,
real and personal, does not exceed llU.Ouo,
t wuen ii bii gun 10 me survivor.
folates' Paragraphs.
But the day worker acquires more coin
than the day dreamer.
It takes a man with a cork leg to laugh
at the man who wears wig.
Often "the coming man" has a little bill
he would like to collect.
A good Joke on a friend wouldn't be
worth a smile if on yourself.
"I will now proceed in the following man
nerT' said the detective.
If a man owes you money be Is always
ready to laugh at your alleged Jokes.
Intuition comes easier than serious con
templation; that is why women prefer It.
A man would forget the most of bs
troubles if be didn't take a vacation once
In a while.
If a man returns a borrowed umbrella it's
a sure indication that he has a conscience.
Book learning Is about all a man needs In
this world providing he spends h's time
in Jail.
It's easier for a man to marry a woman
for her beauty than It Is to live with her
for the same reason.
Bewsre of the man who looks at you wiih
an air of vacant Inquiry . w hen you are
trying to tell a funny story.
A woman may not be able to drive
horse or a nail, but when It comes to driv
ing a bargain she manages to get there.
Chicago Neat,
ASLEEP AT TELEGRAPH KEY
Explanation of Many Berioui Wreokt on the
Eailroadi of the Country.
HUMAN ELtMENT IN TRAIN OPERATION
Il.iilFri Which the Most Improved
lanal stema Cm( ' Wkally .
Eliminate The Ma Wkl
Takes Ckaaees.
There la an ancient saying that no par
ticular harm Is to be apprehended from
a knave, as he can be guarded against, but
that heaven Is the only protection from a
fool, because no one can tell what he may
do next. This adage, attributed by them
to the official In charge of transportation
on the canals of Egypt, has been adopted
by the general managers of railroads In
this country aa their own particular prop
erty. It haa unquestionably been heavily
overworked In times past a applied to tha
"man underneath" In accounting to the
public for wrecks which were really due
to lack of Judgment and foresight on the
part of the operating officials and their
superiors, the board of directors. There
have been many Instances In the history
of American railroading, however, where
"asleep at his pot" or "forgot his orders"
was the true explanations for bsd acci
dents, with either englnemen, signalmen or
train dispatchers aa the offenders, from
the latest accounts of the terrible wreck
at Adobe, Colo., recently, that disaster was
clearly caused by a lapse of this kind on
the part of one of the Denver at Rio
Grande agents.
In the face of negligence of the sort that
killed upward of forty people In Colorado,
the railroads are almost helpless. There Is
little that can be done to gusrd against
such Indifference to duty as that shown
by a msn who will, no matter how great
his fatigue, fall asleep knowing that hun
dreds of lives are dependent upon his vig
ilance. The railroads use the utmost care
in hiring men and do everything to make
sure that they are performing their duty
conscientiously. Once In a while, however,
a fool will get by the boards of examiners
by whom all railroad employes In responsi
ble posltlors are now hired, and when he
does, only too often It takes a wreck to
show him tip.
A Flaaaan Who "Lost His Head."
Twenty years ago orfe of the large rail
roads of the east was poor. There never
haa been a time when It hasn't been poor,
but at thla particular period the treasury
had but recently been looted for the third
time In ten years. The salaries of some of
the officers were In arrears, and wrecks
were unpopular, not so much from the
danger to human life as the cost of re
equipment. On a certain division of this
railroad there was a young civil engineer
who had been but a few years' out of col
lege. By midnight raids on the "equip
ment piles" of the neighboring divisions he
had succeeded In building up the section
of the line over which he was "roadmaa-
ter" until It became the envy or. tne omer
division roadmasters and attracted the no
tice of "the old man" himself. As Lowell
said of two of Emerson's associates:
Thev might strip every tree and 'E never
wmiM catch 'em.
His HesDerldes have no rude dragon to
w.lith 'em!
When they send him a dishful and ask him
to try 'em,
He never suspects how the aly rogues csme
py em;
He wonders why "t Is there are none such
his treea on - , .
And thinks 'em the best he has tasted this
season.
Thanks to a aly old Irish foreman with
a pretty knack at raiding, the young road
master was laying a foundation for a record-breaking
future, when he had a wreck
and a bad one. He was laying new track
on a section of his division shut off from
the rest of the line by a heavy curve. One
of the section hands waa sent back with
torpedoes and a red flag, to warn trains
to "oome on slow." He waa particularly
warned to look out for an express which
was due about half an hour after he went
out The track gang had Just lifted an old
rail preparatory to letting - In a new ona
when this train rounded the curve at full
speed and went Into tha ditch. . Disregard
ing everything else, the young engineer.
knowing that his reputation was at stake.
ran back to the spot where he had posted
the flagman, taking the foreman and
laborer with him as witnesses. They found
the man pale as death sitting by the side
of the track, his flag beside him. He was
trembling like a leaf, and the only explana
tion he could give for his failure to signal
the engineer was that the onrushlng train
frightened him so that he waa unable to
move hand or foot. Improbable aa this
seems, subsequent investigation proved that
the same man was discharged from another
road for having failed to flag a train that
he had been aent out to atop. The swift
approach of a train apparently affected him
In much the same way that standing on the
edge of a precipice does some persona.
The Maa Who Takes Chances.
A division engineer was one day making
an inspection of track from the cab of a
passenger locomotive which he had boarded
for tbe purpose. The engiiV driver called
him over to his seat to look at some ob
ject at the side of the road as the division
engineer supposed. Instead, ha pointed to
a large boulder, the else ot an egg crate,
that had Yolled down the hillside and lay
directly between the rails In front of them.
There waa plenty of time to atop, and tha
division engineer expected tha driver to
hut oft steam. Instead, he opened - the
throttle wide and yelled I
"See ma bunt it off."
Tha engine hit the rock with a mighty
thud, rolled a trifle, and then settled down
on the rails again, the boulder having gone
over to one side. The division engineer, as
soon as ha could get possession ot hi
voice, mads the driver stop his engine.
"You fool!" he called back as he climbed
down from the cub, "I wouldn't ride an
other mile on the same engine with you
for l,00O."
The fireman, meaning to throw oil on the
troubled waters, said:
"Why, that's nothing. Mr. . Ous
never stops for a little thing like that, and
he's got the best record for, time of any
runner on the road."
The division engineer left the road soon
after this Incident, so he never knew what
became of the engine driver. Befcre he
went, however, he aent a full report of the
occurrence to headquarters, and the man
was In all probability discharged.
According to the latest reports of the
Adobe disaster, the accident was caused by
the negligence of a WU.Taph operator and
signalman alio fell asleep and was there
fore not aware that the fated train bad
pasaed his station. This Is one of the com
monest . rid most difficult dangers to de4
with, confronting railroad officers. Tha
strain of keeping awake during the h.xir
when a person Is noimally In bed. Ij a
little way station where only three or fur
trains pass la the course ot a night, is
greater than any person ran realise w.'i"
has not experienced It.
Maar Devices Esaplayed.
Kvety sort of device has been reaorteU
to by the railroad companies to insure that
the men along the line are awake and do
ing their duty. Special calls are sent over
the wires to the different scents at fre
quent Intervals, they ae obliged to report
te the train dispatcher every hour or two,
and the conductors of passing trains are
! railed upon to notify headquarters of any
evidences of carelessness on the part of tbe
operators they may notice aa they go tip
and down the road. In spite of these pre
cautions,' every little while operators go to
sleep, as the Adobe accident shows. The
following Incident Illustrates the fact that
men who have attained to high positions In
railroad life were themselves sometimes
guilty of subterfuges aa underlings which
they were later anxious to detect and pun
ish In their subordinate?.
A man w-ho ended his csreer as presi
dent of the Lake Shore railroad began life
as a station agent, and Is credited by his
associates with Inventing whst wss per
haps the first automstlo signal ever put
Into practical operation. The station ot
which he was in chsrge lay far out on the
prairies In Illinois, and with the exception
two expresses and a through freight
there waa no night traffic. The express
trains passed the station early In the even-
ng, and after that there wss a long stretch
of lonely waiting until the freight went by
about 1 o'clock In the morning. The agent
tried Improving his mind with study, and
then took to modelling In clay.
Neither of these schemes worked, so he
was finslly forced to put aside the promise
he had made his mother "never to gam
ble," and Joined the "round robin" poker
game which Is as old aa the Institution of
night telegraphy. Kach msn deals himself
a poker hand, and then; as his turn comes
round, calls his play. The stskes are al
ways small, and are forwarded to the win
ner by the hand of a friendly conductor or
brakeman. The poker game became tire
some after a time, and the agent compro
mised still further with his conscience. His
sole duty after the freight went by wss to
set the red light In the middle of the track.
w-arnlng any following train that the
freight had passed, and then give his code
signal to the operator at the next station
to warn hlni that the freight was on tho
way.- The agent decided after thinking the
matter over that so long as that slzni.l
was set and the next agent notified. It mnde
no difference by what means the end wss
attained. He therefore spent the next few
evenings perfecting a device that would al
low him to go to sleep without danger of
being detected. The signal was a crude one,
but It answered Its purpose In an age when
railroading waa haphaiard at the best. In
after years this same man was wont to
say that one of the first things he did
after he became a division superintendent
was to Install a telegraph outfit In his bed
room so that he could cut In on the main
line of his division during the night and
discover whether he was talking to a man
or a machine. New York Evening Post.
ATRICK AND MARY ECLIPSED
Some Astonishing; Chanares Wrooaht
by tho Revival of the Gaelic
Tongue.
"The only thing I've against the Gael to
revival movement," said an Irish sympa
thlier, "Is that It makes it so difficult to
keep track of your Irish friends."
"How's thatT" asked his friend.
"Just this," said the Irish sympathiser,
producing a card. "Now I've known this
young gentleman for years as James Low-
rey. When he sends up to me a card bear'
lng an outlandish Inscription like Seumas
O'Laoghalre how am I to know that
Seumas O'Laoghalre means James Lowrry
In Irish? After I had identified Lowrey I
asked htm what he wanted to change his
name' for.
'I haven't adopted an alias,' says Mr.
Seumas O'Laoghalre, 'but I decided that
the least I could do to help along the re
vlval of the Gaelic language was to give
my own name Its Gaelics spelling and pro
nunciation. It's the way my ancestors
spelled and pronounced it, and I don't care
to lend myself to the snobbishness of an
unknown grandfather who wanted to con
ceal his Irish origin.' " ,
"That's funny," said the Other man, "I
know an Italian who has changed his name
from Oiacomo Laurea to Jack Lowrey be
cause he wants to be thoroughly American,
A second Italian friend of mine who was
christened Oluseppe Fardello, calls himself
Joseph Bundle because 'fardello' in Italian
means 'bundle' In English. The 'other day
met a Swede who was Lars Larsen on
the Scandinavian peninsula, but who Is
known here as Lawrence Lawson. It seems
to me, too, that I've known some Manns
who were originally MacMahons and some
Bryants, who came as O'Briens from the
Emerald Isle."
'True for you," said the Irish sympa
thlxer, "but those were the Irish people of
the last generation who came over before
Gaelic became Intellectually fashionable.
It's an indication -of culture nowadays to
be' a revived Celt.
"Since the philologists have found out
that Gaelic is as ancient and perfect i
language as Sanscrit and since the ethno
togisis nave decided that Ireland was a
civilised country when Rome was a strong'
hold of barbarians, I daren't speak to my
younger Irish friends without putting
Mao' or an 'O' to their names. One of
those Manns ' you speak of ' is my best
friend, but she Is plain Mann no more.
'She has been studying Irish history
and reading Douglas Hyde and William
Butler Yeates and Fiona McLeod, and
now she signs herself Seclah MacMahon,
If you please.
-Anotner ot my young Irish friends was
Owen Shields until he fell under the In
fluence of tho Gaelic league, and now he
signs himself 'Boghan O'Sheel.' Still an
other Oaello revivalist who was Introduced
to me as Jeremiah Cole sent me a note tbe
other day signed 'Dermot MacCumballL'
should never have Identified its author If hs
hadn't considerately added a postscript.
"I started to Introduce a young man
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ana small sneives, glass
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swell front and claw
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used to know In school as Daniel Murphy
to a woman friend, and he Informed me
that he was now calling himself 'Domnall
Mac&Iurrach.' I never know when some
one of my Irian acquaintances la going to
bob up with a new name. ' .
"Of course most of these young people
are simply taking back the names which
were borne by their grandfathers and great
grandfathers, but I suspect that there are
a few enthusiasts with English-sounding
names who are changing them Into Irish
without regard to whether thuir ancestors
ever wore them that way or not.
'Take the name of Johnson, for instance.
It la not at all uncommon in Ireland and tho
chances are that the greater number of the
Irish people who are bearing it today got it
direct from their ancestors. Nevertheless
I have known at least one Johnson with
110 evidence that his ancestors ever spelled
the name any othor way, to call himself
MacScaghan, for no other reason than that
John' Is 'Beaghan' and 'Son' 'Mac' In Irish.
"If his name had been originally llao-
Keon he would have had a valid claim to
MacSeaghau, , as 'Keon' is the corrupted
spelling of 'Seughan,' but as it was plain
Johnson as far back aa he could trace, he
might almost aa well have called himself
Ivanovitch, except that his sympathies were
Irish Instead of Russian.
I know of one young Irish-American
who even went farther than that to prove
himself a true Gael. I suppose It's legiti
mate to translate your name Into any
language you please, but as this young fel
low's name waa plain Saxon Arthur Hart,
he almply renamed himself entirely and
called himself Art Mac Art, after an ancient
Irish hero.
"In Ireland, the tendency of the people
to restore their names to the ancient Gaelic
forms has resulted In considerable con
fusion, and not long ago a Dublin magis
trate fined a contractor for having his name
in Gaelic on his carts as a violation of the
ordinance providing that the names of eon
tractors must appear on their certs In
legible characters.
"Even the babies are revived Celts, nowa
day!. Where you used to hear of Reginalds
and Gwendolens In Irish families you now
learn of Cahuls. Dermots, Cormacs. Telgues
and Brighids and Norahs and Klletis and
Kathleens and Eileens.
"Even Mary and PatrUk, the typical
names of Catholic Ireland, are being passed
over for names that are characteristic of
the ancient pagan civilization. In token of
the new feeling that the nation Is even more
than the church. Recently I was at the
christening of a baby that waa named Finn,
after the pagan hero of Irish romance.''
New Tork Sun.
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His Wife's MoaeJt.
Once upon a time a man married a
woman who had inherited tu'JO from a
grandfather. Tills was all slie ever re
ceived, but the man never got credit for
his efforts the rest of his life. He built a
new store. "Did It Hh his wife's money,"
the neighbors said. The home was made
over and enlarged. "His wife's money did
It." wss the only comment. The little
measly $5u0 she Inherited was given the
credit for everything he did during life,
and. wwn be died and ale widow put up a
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monument with his life insurance, "Her
money paid for that," was said again.
But this Is what her monev reallv went
for: During her ' eneavement h ...hi
herself a $360 piano and a ilfio di&mnnri rino
and in a few weeks lost the ring. There
was always some regret that she didn't
Wse the piano. Atchison Globe.
Badly Mixed Wives.
In the early part of the last cent
Harper a Weekly, there lived n an old New
England town a Mr. Church, whn in th
course of his earthly life was bereft of four
wives, an or whom were buried in the
same lot. In his old age it became
sary to remove the remains to a new cem
etery. This he undertook himself, but in
the process the bones became hopelessly
mixed. His "New England conscience"
would not allow him, under the painful cir
cumstances, to use the original heariatnno.
so he procured new ones, one of which
oore tne following Inscription.
"Here lies Hannah Church and nmh.ki.
a portion of Emily."
Another:
"Sacred to the memory of Kmllv cimv.i,
who seems to be mixed with Matilda."
Then followed these lines:
Stranger, pause and drop a tear
For Emily Church lies buried here,
Mixed in some perplexing manner
With Mary, Matilda and . probably
Hannuii.
Couldn't Corner the Deaooa.
Elder Keepalong Deacon, you believe
that everything that takes place is foreor
dained, don't youT
Deacon Ironside Certainly I do. ,
Elder Keepalong Then why did you wal
lop the man you caught stealing .coal from
your shed the other night?
Deacon Ironside Because I couldn't help
It. I felt that It was foreordained I should
wallop him. Chicago Tribune.
CLE,ANLINE,SS '
It the watchword for health and vigor, com.
fort and beauty. Mankind is learning- nol
only the necessity but the luxury of clean
linest. SAPOLIO, which ' ha wrought
euch changes in the borne, announces her
titter triumph
HAND
SAPOLIO
FOR TOILET AND BATH
ft special eoap which energizes the whole
body, itarti the circulation and teacrce an
exhilarating glow. A llgrctrt and drvifittt
THE PURE FOOD ROLL OF HONOR
"Ooed Housekeeping," a well known
household national magasine voluntarily
msxle a thorough examination and test uf
Koae-Such Mince Meat, aud placed It with
out reservation upon Its roll of honor.
In the March number of Good House
keeping. In the department of "Pure Food
Ansurauce." we hud
None 8urh Mince Meat. Merrlll-Boule
Co , Syracuse, a Hini-moist condensed
compound of , beef, apples, spices, sugar,
raisins, currsnta. hoiird cider, and salt,
without other perservatlves or adulterants.
; no artificial coloring, procured under con
, ditlon as near o sanitary perfection as
possible."
I -This guaraDUe. which could not be
bought at any price, ought to satisfy the
tnost particular house-wife. The sale of
one million packages a month stems to
prove the statement to be true. 'Your gro
cer sells Nona-Buch. Try it, aad aUfy
' yeurasif. ywt are U A -
tore
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SOLU OAK ROCK Ell (See
cut), large and comfortable,
carved back, leather cobbler
feat, embossed turned spindles,
arms serurely holled. making It
extra strong; a bargain tfV Ac
special not to be A,J
overlnnlrcH
CHINA CLOSET SPECIAL
(like cut), solid oak, bent
glass ends, double thick, adjust
able shelves, finely rubbed and
finished, large slzo, CIO RR
great value, and Jl I J'oa
price now only
Credit Terms
$100 Worth
$10.00 Caah
$8 a Month
Lifter Amounts
Proportionally
Eaty Terms,
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