- 4 THE OMAHA DAILY REE: THURSDAY, MAltCII 20, 1000. The Omaha Daily Bee. B. ROSEWATER. EDITOR. - fUBLISHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OP SCB8CRIFTION. Pull Be. (without Sunday), one year.. .KM Psllr Bee end Sunday, on year J Illustrated Bee, on year J" P'lndny- Bee, one yee r J Hsturdsy Bee, one year Daily Boi (Including Sunday), per w?k'Ji!! T n lly Bee (without Sunday), per week...lzo Kvenln Bee (without Sunday). per week So F.venlng Bee (with Sunday), per week....loo Sunday Hee, per copy V"j Address complaint of Irregularities In C Ilvery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Kali Building. Council Bluff 10 Pearl Street. 'hlcago 1W0 l.'nlty Building. New York-l.ys. Home Life In. Building. Washington 6H1 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and edl torlal matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. , . . Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only I-cent utampn received aa payment ol mail account. Personal check, except on Omaha or eatern exchange, not acceptea. THB BEE PUBLISH INQ COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, a.: C C. Roewater. secretary Of The He Publishing Company, being . duly "wa,n: ays that the actual number of full ana complete copies of The Dally. Morning. Kvenlng and Sunday Bee printed during the month of February. 19u6. u fol low: 1 31,0.10 2 !U,8A0 1 82,200 xii.kzo t 31, TWO 6 81.710 : si,&no w.. 17.. 11.. 81.8UO S8MO 81t,80 S1.3UO It. iO 81,370 21.... 22.... 23.... X.... a.... 26 27.... as... S1,S24 81.USO St, 4411) 82,OM iiU,ii50 81,300 81,430 81,880 I 9 10 11 12 ... 13 14 81,460 81.4IN) 8,Tao ai.ivno SlHK) si, wo Tot! i... 8TM,210 Lee unsold copies Net total sale WJtt.O Dally average 81,874 C. C. ROSE WATER. Secretary. Subscribed In my presence and worn to before me tola JatU Oay of February, 190S. (Seal) M. U. HUNOATK, Notary Public s WHEJI Ot'T OS TOWN. Subscribers leavlea- the city tem porarily shoald ht Tk Be mailed t tbem. Address will ekaxt ftea .eated. . Iowa Is facing Its animal floods. The rivers should take this year off to give the politicians a chance. It Beems to have taken a combination iK'twecn a Missouri congressman aud a pension bill to atlug "Uncle Joe" Can non to remonstrance. With Judge Fawcett as city attorney there will be no need of drafting demo cratic assistants to argue the city's most Important law cases. Small home owners have united with, peasants In Russia against the. aristoc racy. Folltlcs seems to. come naturally to tho land of the csar. tf Senator Tillman succeeds in getting the annate to fix a time for voting on the rate bill he will have demonstrated th d the of A wisdom of 'placing him In charge republican measure. " v Sines Canada has reserved the right to revoke permission to use the water of Niagara falls it is possible the south side of the oateract will be the more popular with Investors. , Now that America has made the sug gestion which saved the day for peace at Algociras It Is to be hoped Europe will carry out the program In Morocco without . calling on this country. The Omaha Grain exchange Is rap idly forging to the front, as witness the little contention within its own bounds rles. A grain exchange must be full grown before it can develop factions. Another good reason why Ilennings should be the preferred choice of re publicans for the mayoralty nomina tionthere would be absolutely no doubt of bis election after nomination If, as alleged, Illinois coal operators cannot increase miners' wages, because they receive too little money for the foul the fact would show one reason for the higher net learnings of the railroads. The United Htates may be in favor of high tariffs, but in giving Turkey notice that it cannot change the schedules until it fulfills its promises there Is evidence that Uncle fam recognises that circum stances alter cases. Argument In the Sraoot case will last four hours according to the present pro gram. The majority of lawyer would desire a longer time to attack that part of the constitution intended to divorce religion from politics. It is not too late for the present coun cil to get action on the proposition for a city workhouse, but it cannot delay much longer. If this council does not set, the next council will get the credit for responding to the demand. The Reiiaun red Ink organ has swal lowed the whole Fontanelle ticket,' in cluding the disreputable Westberg and the notorious Butler, all In the name of reform. . Flty, the pxy reform god dess of this bunch should be relocated In the city hall. Goveruo Mickey has suddenly dis covered that be Is a convert to the doc trine of municipal home rule. It is a af proposition that If Omaha had had luimlclpal hoine rule our people would never have inflicted themselves with Hroatch for i-olli-e commissioner. Cota lclcn ha developed political ex I client even ahead of those in use in 'Colorado. The candidate for president of, Coata Ilica in oppofltion to the pres ent administration has been deported to gether with s former president of the Tiiubilc who epoi'.od his cause. er.wvr.vs asp klkws- Without regard to the question of fact at Issue between IJnvrninr Cnmrulna and Senator F.Ik In.' ns to the propriety of the treatment of the former when a witness before the senate Interstate com merce committee at Washington nearly year ago. the governor hns been quick to make adroit use of the controversy in bis own interest as a candidate for re- nomlnatlon for a third term In the Iowa governorship. Unfortunately for himself Senator Elkins Is conspicuously Identified In the public mind with those who are out of sympathy with and at heart hostile to the great popular movement for regulating railroad rates and sub jecting corporations to' irresistible rule of the law, the very policy with which Uovernor Cummins is endeavoring so to connect himself as to enable him to i break down the strong force of anti third term precedent. His retort to ; Senator Elkln's Impeachment of his eraclty Is a skillful appeal to the popu lar sentiment to which the senators name Is offensive, and to this end the Iowa candidate notably illustrates the resources of the trained and astute con troversialist. I It Is, under the circumstances, a rare feat by which a candidate Under hot fire ha the address to relegate the immedi ate point of attack to secondary place and at the same time to make it the means of effective appeal In his own be half to public attention, the more espe cially since Governor Cummins personal I experience before a senate committee at Washington, whether it was In fact what he or what Senator Elkins says It was, has little legitimate relevancy to the Iowa gubernatorial contest. BnMhe circumstance does suggest the vulnerability in the sensitive conrt of public opinion of . those who have aligned themselves, or who are sus pected of having done so, to frustrate the paramount purpose of the people with respect to corporation control. 8I.V.4 TOR ALDRICH FVR DKLAY. . It was by no means hasty action when Senator Tillman, who has formal charge of the rallroud rate bill, rose In the sen ate Tuesday to suggest the desirability of securing an agreement upon a day for a vote on that measure. Four mouths have now passed since the ses sion began. The subject .was before, congress during the whole session a year ago. The senate interstate commerce committee was charged with the duty of considering the subject and acquiring in formation during the long recess be tween the present and the last sessions of congress. The whole subject was elaborately discussed in the committee of the house before It was acted upon by that body, and it certainly should have been likewise concurrently considered in (he senate, as it was all the time by the country at large. ''? But it was not less natural that Sen ator Aldrich, the head and front of the senate forces hostile to the purpose of the measure, should object to and de feat agreement at this time to fix a date for a vote. The public will not regard as materia what grounds for his action it may have pleased the Rhode Island senator to state before the senate. His real motive will be construed to be hos tility to the bill. - The refusal of the leader of the oppo sition In the senate may have at least this reassuring significance for the ad vocates of public control of railroad rates, that be fears the result of a vote now or soon, and can do no better than resort to dilatory tactics in the hope that something may turn up later to help de feat oi emasculate It. TUB MAS ASD SOT TBS CORPORATWy. It is not necessary to go the full length of Senator Tillman's, extreme views on all points in order to agree that there is substance in his deprecation of "the tendency to, punish the man of straw, the corporation, without paying attention to individuals." The penal sections of the anti-trust,' the interstate commerce and fthe conspiracy laws would lose most -of their force If they could be applied only to corporations and not to the men through whom alone corporations act. A corporation, apart from the men who act through it is, of course. Incapable of intentional crime, neither can It be penned up In prison nor U It susceptible of the shame and mental suffering which are among the most grievous consequeuces of guilt. As corporations are merely a form of action the Inherent sense of Justice re volts at any result by which the men who under that form design and consum mate lawless acts escape the legal pen aUies. The very necessity of the case, emphasized by the recent moral awaken ing as well as by the Increase of law less "corporation nggressJou, requires the enforcement of the criminal penalties of th law upon the law-breukers who act for and through corporations the same as upon those who not connected with corporations commit like offenses. How serious are the practical difft cnlties in the way has Just been lllus trnted by the failure of the Indictments agrinst the Beef trust men. It is a ques tion, not alone of administration, but also of legislation. For the president in that case had pushed with rigor in line with public demand to apply the rriin inal penalties, and if as the laws stand this U practically impossible the laws must be changed so that punishment sluill reach the . officers Bud agents of lawless corporations equally with 'other v h'li; tors. ' , The public will not and cannot permit flnrl failure rtf criminal justice as to tbe who are resion8ibl for corpora tloiw whowe sope now covers so vast a part of the field of life. To do so would lf virtually to confess the failure of all luw. for if such offenders are to go free ttiTi wwuid Uj n Jllillc - punlablug other offenders. Such a fiasco as a finality is not to le thought of. Th; struggle which has only begun for subjecting this class of offenders to the legnl t onsequences of their guilt will go on to success with redoubled vigor at each successful attempt on their part to btftlf the execution of the law. And In ihe face of an aroused public sentiment nothing could be ,iiiore foolhardy than to persevere In lawless and law-evading courses. JVSTIFUBLE BBSEAT.VKAT. Candidates for republican nomina tions for the city council, whose names do not appear upon the ready-made slate promoted by the Benson machine, have a right to resent the charge made, without exception or qualification, that they are all cat's paws of the "allied corporations." This charge, circu lated )n' a special campaign sheet Air!'. out In, the interest of Benson, ac- riluM fklrlitr.atv nut nf titntv.olirht can. I 1 . v-uv . ...... 1 J . - dldates filing for the official primary ballot of being parties to a conspiracy concocted by the corporation managers. As one of the Incensed candidates puts It in a letter addressed to The Bee: Thla document makes the general charge that tha corporations concocted a scheme of getting as many as possible of Omaha' favorite sons to run In each ward, so a to weaken the Fontanelle candidates. I am a candidate fqr the city council. I am also proud to say that I am a son of Omaha and hope I may be termed a favorite aon, and I want to say to those responsible for the publication of that" slanderous charge that ao far as I am concerned it I absolutely false. No corporation asked me to run for the council and I am not con nected with nor am I asking or receiving support ' from anj corporation. I entered th race because I wanted to and because my friends wanted m to. I consider the charge an Insult to myself and to every other respectable son of Omaha, and I trust the people will give me an opportunity to make a good record in the council for my constituents and myself. The attempt of tho Benson managers lo label every one who is not hitched up with, their candidate aa a corpora tion tool or dummy is altogether too presumptuous, (specially in view of the fact that Benson has linked with htm as Active backers, or associate candlt dates, spme of the most notorious cor poration cappers and hirelings who ever infested the community. Unless we are badly mistaken, the republicans of Omaha are too intelligent and too well Informed to be misled by such cam paign fnkes and the effort of the Ben sonltes to brand all the other candi dates with the corporation stigma will react upon themselves. , In explaining' his Appointments for fire and police commissioners for Omaha Governor Mickey declares that "the governor lias to appoint men on the recommendation of others and b never knows whether he'ls getting good men or not." But the governor cannot ap point men with bad records without knowing that he Is ' getting bad men. Wheu Governor Mickey reappointed Broatch he knew of the malodorous rec ord Broatch had made in every public capacity in which he had served, and instead of heeding warnings he went at it bull-headed,, reckless of the conse quences and in absolute disregard of the interests of tha people of Omaha. Governor Mickey cannot escape bis re sponsibility for Broatch and Broatchism in the police and fire departments now by trying to throw the blame onto bad advisers. v First district politicians are going through the same old performance that was witnessed here In Douglas county when direct primaries were first pro posed. The barter and sale" patriots in sisted It could not be done under the law, but It has been done and we now have city officials, county officials and even .a congressman whose nominations were procured by direct primary expres sions; There is absolutely nothing In the law to prevent a political committee from establishing and enforcing any reasonable rules relating to the nomina tion of candidates, providing only they do not conflict with the law, and no pro vision of the law requires convention nominations. In the first edition of the Philadelphia Fubllc Ledger, reprinted bn its' seven tieth anniversary, is one paragraph which has possibly been used In effect ever since. Editorially the paper says: "Congress seetus .determined to fritter away Its time Instead of rendering It profitable to the nation." At that time it was stated that the circulation of all the New York, newspapers .combined ws 70,000 a day. A little Junta styling Itself the Good Government league has lssnt'd a ik llticaj rat'ing book, purporting to give the amount of political capital to the credit of each of the various aspirants for nomination at the coming municipal primary. The responsibility of the heads of the junta, however, is not dis closed by inspection of the rating book of Bradstroet'a or Dun's. Omaha never before held out better prospects for real estate activity than it does right now, and unless all signs fall more money will be made out of Judicious investments in Omaha realty within the next year or two than was made in the old boom days, when peo ple got rich over night. While American financiers may have leeu outwitted in Chile, where a Ger man concern has succeeded In loaning money to the government, some satis faction may be derived from knowing that the kaiser will be the one to look to his warships when the debt falls due. 14 Blaaded Hot Air. Chicago Record-Herald. - -Governor Cummins of Iowa intimates that Senator Elkins of West Virginia la a prevaricator, and Senator Elkins broadly hints that Governor Cummins Is a dein- bier. It Is perhaps a fortunate thing that neither of the gentlemen I the possessor of much hot southern blood. , Free and Independent. Indianapolis News. In connection with Mr. Carnegie' ad vocacy of federal control of railroad rates It will be recalled that Mr. Carnegie bus retired from business ana doesn't want to din rich, anyhow. rroddlnat the H. U. Baltimor American. Justice Is not always slow In thl World. It depends altogether how' the blind god dess, is prodded. For example, the pass les policy of the railroads wa quickly followed by the discovery of their lawless rats. , In Line vrlth Pnblle Opinion. Minneapolis Journal. Oovernor Cummins states that Senstor Elktns had to him the appearance of a man who had his mind all made up, no matter what the evidence brought out. Strange, but that is the way he has Im pressed the country, too. Sonth Dnkota Ontelnaaed. San Francisco Chronicle, x South Dakota will take off Its hat to Cal ifornia after this. Whatever reputation It may have achieved as a lightning dis patcher In the divorce business must seem slow beside the seven-minute record of a San Francisco court. Sn-re Tears for Heme. Brooklyn Eflgle. We sacrifice ten times as many children at home every Fourth of July, by the rowdy use of firearms, as we sacrificed un wittingly at Mount Dajo. Suppose we spar a few tears for our own and use a little common sense to stop the slaughter. On difficulty Is the children wilt not allow us to do so ( The Public Be Blanked. Minneapolis Journal. Divine Right Baer Informs the public that it must keep Its hand off the labor dispute or pay Jl.JO more per ton for coal. The publlo Is In A dickens of a fix. If the coal miner win coal will go up: if the coal miners strike there will not be any coal at atl. Is It any wonder the public Is In clined to say, "A plague of both your houses," and take hold of the coal business Itself? . ' Grandpa Rockfeller'a Joy. Portland Oregonlan. The human side of John D. Rockefeller ha come to the surface. It disclose him sitting at the telephone awaiting, as anx iously as any laborer about the grounds would do under like circumstances, news from a birth chamber that would proclaim him again .a grandfather and fulfill his long-deferred hope of an heir that would perpetuate his name. Happy? Of course the aged and much troubled millionaire was happy, since he could be forgetful, for a brief time at least, of the harraaslng condition Incident to great wealth ac cumulating by dishonorable methods and allow the human In his nature Joyful ex pression. No one will grudge the feeble harassed grandslre In hiding the real Jo which quavered In the message: "Kiss the little rascal for me." "Little rascal." Wise men tell us there Is a great deal In heredity, and "little rascals," as all the world knows, have a way of growing into "big rascals." . RELIC OF IMPKACHMKST DAYS. Ex-Senator Thayer's Death Recalls Historic Trial. Boston Transcript. The death Monday of ex-United States Senator John MltQn Thayer at his horn in Lincoln, Xeb., .'remove one of the few surviving members of the senate which tried President Andrew Johnson on th article of Impeachment preferred against him by tha national house of representa tives. The senate then consisted of fifty four members, and nearly all of them have passed, away. According to our recollec tion, the following seven are the only ones of them now surviving: John Conness, then a senator from California, who now re sides In thla city; Edmund Gibson Ross, then a senator from Kansas, who now re sides In Albuquerque, N. M. : John Brooks Henderson, then a senator from Missouri, who now resides In the city of Washing ton; William Norris .Stewart, then a sena tor from Nevada, who now resides in Car son City, Nev.; George Henry Williams, then a senator from Oregon, who now re sides In Portland, Ore. ; William Sprague, then a senator from Rhode Island, who now resides at Canonchet, R. I., and George Franklin Edmunds, then a aenator from Vermont, who now resides In Philadelphia. The youngest of these seven survivors Is William -Sprague. who was born on Sep tembei 12, 1830, and the oldest Is John Con ness, who wa born on September X), 1821. The survivor were all republican at th time, of the Impeachment trial, but two of them Henderson and Ross voted against conviction. The trial was In 1868, and th friends of President Johnson claimed that Nebraska, which was admltetd Into th union In 1R6T, wa admitted on purpose to givs the republicans th requisite number of votes In the senate to convict him. At th time of the trial the aenator from Ne braska, other than Thayer, was Thomas W.J, Tipton, who. In 187J, suported Horace Greeley for president and who remained a democrat the rest of hi life. Of those who voted to convict the president one beside Tipton namely, Lyman Trumbull of 1111 nola afterwards became a democrat. Sena tor Ross, one of the republican senators who voted aganat conviction, afterward affiliated with the. democrat. Ex-Senator Henderson Is a radical antl-imperlallat. I and probably I now more of a democrat than republican. Ex-Senator Thayer, who ha Just died, was a native of thl state, having been born in the town of Belling- ham. COD LIVER OIL. It almost makes you sick to think of It, but it isn't nearly as bad as it used to be. The improved method of refining it makes it much easier to take, and when made into Scott's. Emulsion almost every one can take it. Most children like it and all children that are not robust are benefited by it. When the doctor says Take cod. liver oil," he generally means Scott's Emulsion; ask him if he doesn't. They know it is more easily digested and better than the plain oil. tcerr lowyg, rri $, w Y noun wotT uw lnnK. Ripples mn Ihe a Trent f life la the ' Wetraaolla. What will h the tallest and broadest skyscraper In New Tork City la to b built on Broadway Cortlandt and Church streets, at an estimated cost of IIO.niio.ono. In its central portion It will rise to a height of thirty stories, and the roof over this thirtieth story will be 41 feel ahov the curb. The caisson foundations which will sup port It will be carried down to bedrock, about eighty feet below the curb, o that the entire structure, above and below ground, will be very nearly S"0 feet high. The basements and sub-basements will be excavated to a depth Of forty feet below the curb. The building will contain 18.000 tons of structural steel almost enough to furnish th framework for three Flatlron build ings. Th rentable space In th new skyscraper will be 6O9.0O0 square feetor, If It were spread out on a single flofir. an are equivalent to about six blocks the slie of the Madison Square garden. The building will Inclose 11,000.000 cubic feet of space. No less than twenty-one very large plunger elevator will be Installed to provide the structure' great transportation system. These will be arranged along the southerly side of the arcade, which will extend clear through the building from Broadway to Church street. This arcade will in Itself be one of tha building's ' most striking features. Th Broadway entrance will cover the whol of the fraa'tage on that thoroughfare, thirty-seven and . one-half feet, and the arcade will maintain -thl width through out. It will be SIS feet long and forty feet high, rising through two entlr stories. Deaths in New Tprk City during 1WK. according to health department records. numbered 73,714, giving a death rate of 18.81 per 1,000 on an estimated population of 4.034,780. As there were 108,81 births during 1905, the net gain over deaths was 80,167. There were 42,675 marriage re ported last year. Almost exactly one-third of all the deaths were of children tinder 6 years of age; 24,539. Tuberculosis of the lungs caused the most deaths, 8,536, and there were also 1,128 deaths from other forms of tuberculosis.' There were 4,476 so-called violent deaths, the total Including 860 cases of suicide and many of accident as well as murder cases. During the year the large total of 20,831 cases of tuberculosis were reported al most one-third of all of the cases of conta gious diseases. The New Tork Central railroad; which contemplated the erection of an enormous skyscraper on the site of Its present sta tion In New York, which was to serv as a hotel and office building, has abandoned Its original purpose and will now erect a massive structure, which promises to be a genuine ornament to th locality In which It will be situated. In appearance It will resemble a magnificent public build ing rather than a railroad station. There Is no information respecting the cause which Influenced the change of plan, but there I some reason for believing that the attention paid to esthetic considera tions In laying out the new union depot In Washington had something to do with It. For 'small folks the law as administered in New Tork shows small consideration. A lawyer convicted of forgery was given twenty year in prison by a Judge of the court of general sessions last week, and the same Judge sentenced a street car conduc tor to ten years, the Utter s offense being that he took the place of the motorman for a moment to accommodate him, and ran Into a wagon, the driver of which was thrown to the ground and killed. Judge O'Sulllvan of th same court ha ruled that Insurance officials who falsified the' ac counts are guilty of forgery under the law, but the question Is not whether they ar to get twenty year for the offense, but whether they are to be prosecuted at all. Tony Pastor's Fourteenth street, theater to a passerby looked Ilk a florist' and gave forth sound like those from the Polo grounds one night last . week when Tony celebrated the forty-first anniversary of hi start as a marager. Breathing room wa at a premium. In the boxes and . front rows of seats were many old-time actors and politicians. 'After the audience had cheered , itself hoarse Mr. Pastor said: "I'm going to sing you a song I sang Just forty-one years ago tonight. 'Sarah's Toung Man.' Just forty-one years ago to night I embarked with nothing but thla song for Paterson, and I've been at It ever since. I'll sing one verse and maybe more. All right, professor." Mr. Pastor, although more than 70 years old, showed the audience that he still re tains a singing voice better than some heard on th vaudeville stage of today. When he finished the house again let go, and when Tony came on for his enooro with a few old-time dancing steps It lei go a third time. "I'll sing an old song I used to sing down on the Bowery that some of you may re member," he announced. "I'm pleased to see many here who used to sit up In my old Bowery gallery and sing It with mo. They're gone higher still, some of them. There's Benator Grady out there and well, I won't name more, but see If you remem ber th old choru to 'Down In th Coal Mine.' " The aufllence caught on and fairly shrieked the choru. After the ong wa finished down the aisle cam the ushers carrying wreaths, horseshoe and baskets of flowers, until when they were placed on the stage Mr. Pastor was Surrounded by a wsll of flowers. Hundreds of members of the New Tork state Jurisdiction of the Ancient Order of Vnlted Workmen, one of the oldest fra ternal organisations In the country, are likely to leave It because of the increase In Insurance rates. The new rates are nearly twice as high as the old. The change, which will cause the ailing off of a not Inconsiderable part of the membership. Is of the same sort that brought about such a stir In the Royal Arcanum recently. The change In rates affects only the Juris diction of this state. Unpaid death claims are responsible for the Increase. The men who founded the order back In the 'C"s have been dying In great numbers In the last year or two. The sudden rise In the death rate caused a big drain on the order's resources, and at last there came s time when there was no money In the treasury with which to satisfy claims. The widows and orphan of the dead member have been unable to collect anything lately. The ,l'nlted Workmen Includes In Its member ship every class, from Cnlred States senat tors down to hodcarriers. Its roll number ing more than 4u0,0u0 In the I'nlled States. Its form of government was modeled after that of the I'nited States. A Broadway Arm that deals In expensive snd perishable bric-a-brac for a long time suffered heavy losses through the careless handling of their goods by sightseers and prospective customers. In vala did they display the sign. "Please do not handle." People still handled and frequently they broke. About two months ago the manager In desperation, rang a few changes on th 1 l.n.iliar m'ftrnlnar The r.vlM(1 MrdnH reads: "These goods handled at Ihe custom er's risk." Nothing has bceu brokeu siuc. WALTHAM WATCHES.' Fifty years ago the founders of the watch company of Waltham, Mass., Knit vlitiAniTnl m Tr -n V- - r r l rye I h C ivuiuuuuiu vaLiiiuariii. i n. j American Waltham Watch Company j make and sell more than any other concern in the world. 771 "Riverside" movement is ptrticuUrly recommended mide in ntl sites. PERSONAL NOTES. As John D. Rockefeller did not visit New York to see the new baby, the enterprise of the paper that snapshotted him In the act becomes all the more remarkable. An aeronaut announces that he is about to fly from Denver to Washington In forty hours. One of the acknowledged accom plishments of th modern aeronaut Is the ability to announce, Representative James A. Tawney of Min nesota, chairman of the house committee on appropriations, was one th village blacksmith of Mount Pleasant township, near Gettysburg, Pa. ' The condition of Helen Keller, whose health broke down some time ago, la much Improved, but she Is still unabla to do any work. Bh Is living at the home of her teacher, Mrs. Sulllvan-Macy, in Wrentham, Mass. Justices Harlan and McKenna of the United States supreme court, play goif to gether. "There's McKenna," says Justice Harlan, commenting on his colleague's game; "he has magnificent form, but h can't hit th ball." George Howard Darwin, second son . of the- late Charle Robert Darwin, has ar rived in New Tork. He comes to this oountry to attend the twentieth anniver sary of th birth of Benjamin Franklin, which Is to be held In this city on April 17. One of Senator Beveridge's favorite ex pressions is that h or h contributes to the "gayety of nations." Wis book folk say th phrase was first used by Johnson, who. In referring to the death of Oarrtck, said:. "His death eclipsed the gayety of nations and impoverished th publlo stock of harmless pleasure." Certainly the courts cannot be hard bn the Brooklyn man who married a second wife when he thought his first was dying and would be dead before he returned from his wedding trip. It was not his fault that the sick woman got well. He acted on his best Judgment, so what more could a good domestto man do? It all comes from th narrowness of our Institutions In limiting a man to one wife at a time, regardless of his willingness and ability to carry an assortment. CLASSED AS JOKES I ENGLAND. The Horseman HI, madam! Get away, get awayl You've had your dress cleaned with benslne and my horse think he can smell a motor car. Piok-Me-L'p. She I suppose your uncle didn't fall to remember you In his will? He It was scarcely a remembrance more like a faint recollection. Illustrated Bits. Technical Education In the Army: Officer (examining a mounted Infantry class) Well, I think you understand about th Us Ire Min "... lap Saturday will be the last day of our unusual Clothing sale. All of, last spring V suits that sold from $15 to $25 are now offered at Overcoats and Cravenettes that sold up to $25 are now Don't let the damp weather dampen the ardor f -1 you should feel about such values. There is nothing to distinguish these, garments from last seasdh'a except OUlt knowledge that they were made a year ago. Styles and patterns are prac tically the 6ame we shall show in our spring opening that will occur some time later. If you want a "bang up" suit or overcoat at a big saving, come here at once and take prompt advantage of a good thing. SUITS ALL SIZES IB Ho Clothing Fits Like Ours groWiiif-l-- 15th Douglas Sis. Ss)1sto watch movements hoof and what the frog is. Now, just tell me where you would expect to And corn. Mounted Infantry recruit (suspecting a catch) In the manger, sir. Punch. "Did you tell Wlille that father would leave him out of his will If he marled that girl?'' "No; I knew the Idiot would marry her In spite of that, so I told th gtri." Sketchy Bits. Barber Your hair is turning gray and you sre going quite bald, sir. Victim 1 should think so. Haven't yeu nearly finished? Comic Life. "Did you propose to Dolly as you Intended to, when you took her out In the motor yesterday?" "No; I couldn't manage It. Every time I began to get under way the blessed machine broke down suddenly." Sketchy Bits. , Myer I wonder why Browne added the "e" to his name after Inheriting a fortune. Oyer He probably figured It out to his own satisfaction that rich people are en titled to more ease than poor people. Sydney Town and Country Journal. "111. waiter, this meat Is like leather." "Saddle of mutton you ordered, sir." Ally eloper's Half-Holiday. LEFT A HANDKERCHIEF THERE. 4 Sunset Magaslne. She went to a store where she'd traded before. And left a handkerchief there; She gayly went wheeling, or automo billng. And left her handkerchief there. For thl sweet little maiden wa minus a pocket. And even a chain for her hanky to lock It; So wherever she went. Ilk the trail of a rocket, She left a handkerchief there. If she went to the park for a stroll about dark. She left a handkerchief there; And e'en at prayer meeting, she left as her greeting, A dear little handkerchief there. Oh, her trail. It wa strewn, aa buds are dew-beaded. With hankya eh left, and with hanky she needed. For wherever she went, sh always suc ceeded In leaving a handkerchief there. She died, as we must, and over her d u s fi Thoush she'd left a handkerchief there I i V Her parent both wept for the maiden who slept They wept In their handkerchiefs there. And "Oh,'r cried her mother, "I know I shall And her; She's certain to leave me one UU1 re minder; All the way through the mist I will find them behind ner, The handkerchiefs she has left there." Oh, maidens, dear maidens, Just keep on a-dropplng Tour handkerchiefs ever in sailing or shopping. Like seeds that you're sowing for reaping or cropping, Mayhap In the future we'll know where you're stopping By hand Kerchief that You leave there. OVERCOATS ALL SIZES 00 i : 1 1 f 1 1 'i I trji I; i )( I r i -.iii si i H 4 ii II 1 J, t