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Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only i-oent stamps received aa payment of mail accounta. peraonal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. TUB HEE PVBLISHINU COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss. : C. C. Rosewater, secretary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says thai the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Hee printed during the month of February, 19u6, was aa fol lows: i ai.uao in at. boo 2 81.A0O 1 3.1.040 3 88,20 17 83,300 4 2hoo is mono 6 81.TSO 1 81.800 Sl.TIO a 31,870 7 Sl.KBO 21 SltHiiO 1 31,4.10 22.... SljM 9 81.4IMI 81,430 jo 82,72 u aa.oo a , a ifl,2o 12 siumi : ai,am IS 31JMM1 S7 81.4.TO n t... airoo a at,ano ToUI 87H.210 l,ess unsold copies Net total sales rWMMVSH Dally average 81,874 C. C. ROBE WATER. Secretary. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 28th day of February, 1W. (Seal) M. B. Hl'NGATE, Notary Public. W11E OIT or TOWS, Sabserlbera leaving; the city tem porarily - should have The Bee mailed te them. Address will be changed as often as requested. Mr. Groundhog la due to have emerged, but the chances are that the winter postscript forced htm to tx-at a second ret rest. It la a wine oil salesman that knows hla reul employer; hut It Is a wiser ono who, knowing It. maintains silence on the witness stand. That Omuha preacher for whom the other preachers have been praying pro tests that praying Is hi business and that he Is entirely able to pray for hlm solf. ', ' Two more Ohio hankers start prison sen-ice this week. Ohio's banking laws seem to be safer and sounder than some of those who attempt to operate under them. Senator Newlands has accepted the popular Idea of securing a democratic meeting, but unfortunately the viands at his banquet failed to produce har mony. A coal strike is In progress in Canada. Our Lady of the Snows can confer a blessing on the United States . show ing how to effect a settlemci.. before 1 buslnesa suffers. Now that Andrew Hamilton has be gun to advise New York legislators on the subject of changing the Insurance laws, It Is In order for him to present his claim for Immunity. ' Senator Depew says he fears the camera fiends. He was not wont to thus seek oblivion, but such Is the difference between the desire for fame and the shrinking from notoriety. National ttanka of St. IOiil Imve re fused au offer of money to lie loaned gratis by the government. Here Is au other city which has apparently success fully withstood the strain of a world's fair. Charles M. Schwab denies that he Is to be a candidate for t'nlted States sena tor from Nevada. The denial may be but a defense against premature attack upon his sinews of war by anxious Ne vada voters.' The theory of the Broatch Isiosters In scheming for votes Is that those who are not for sale must be clublied Into line. There are evidences already that both the barrel and the bludgeon are busy for Broatch. Policyholders who object to life In stirance agents working to secure proxies; In favor of present trustees should rvmembcr thut these agent must Ih kept busy In some way or they may forget how to work. Nebraska has to conteud with neither forest fires uor snowslldes and this sum mer should coin the present blanket oi suow into a surpltn of legal tender. while more- spectacular but less fortuu ate communities are making tip their losses. It is announced that America Is free to insist uioii its rights In Turkey be cause it Is not directly interested in the reforms lu that country, but the per. Sou umkliig this statement evidently for gets that the United States Is acting as a place of refuge for the people exiled by a failure to carry out those reforms. Has the county Jail feeding graft been la any way abated, or Is It still going ou In the 'same old fashion? We ought to find out when the sheriff's bill for prstoiirr' keep for the month of Feb ruary s presented, but why should it not hafe been presented promptly on the -month like any other bill for l to the (otiutyT QftSTlUX "Or JVVtCIAL RKYTFtT. The tlelmte on the railroad rate bill In the senate Is more oud more narrow ing to the question of special provision for npxl to the courts from the de cision of the Interstate Commerce com mission fixing maximum rates. Not only the speeches on the senate floor but nlso the private expressions of senators reveal an almost Infinite variety Of opinion on this point, which lu the public mind is the vital one. Opinions range all the May from the extreme view of Senator ForHker, which denies In toto the constitutional power of Congress it self to make rates or, even If the power existed In congress, the right to dele gate It to any commission, to the view of Senator IMUver and those who would cut off appeal to the courts to the mini mum consistent with the constitution, as the Mil as passed by the house was drawn to do. Even excluding the ultra montane Foraker group of senators, It can readily las seen how wide Is the latitude for divergent opinions on this phase, even among senators genuinely zealous for national control, regarding questions of policy., of the constitution and of practical detail. Many amendments are now pending tearing on the question, of Judicial re view and the collateral points as to time when the commission's rates when fixed shall go into effect and the condi tions of compliance with them or de positing In court the amount of charge In controversy pending final court de cision, and many more such amendments are being prepared to be fntroduced later. Many other facts conspire with these to establish 'the probability that the struggle In the senate will turn on this phase. The serious difficulty Is to distinguish between amendatory effort, which is honestly aimed to make the measure constitutionally valid and practically efficient and effort the ulterior purpose of which Is to weaken It. For there are not a few senators real hostile to the bill restrained by the sentiment of their constituencies from openly opposing it. I'nder the uncandld but plausible plea of making the bill more effective, or of steering It from fatal collision with con stitutional obstacles, the covert enemies but pretended friends of the president's policy may be trusted to exhaust every resource which the nature of the subject In its judicial review aspects affords for amendment. In all such maneuvers they can count on the co-operation of the knowfl outright foes of stricter rate control, whose nuinlicr Includes some of the very ablest and most resourceful members of the senate. The reassuring fact amidst all this confusion and all these perils lu the senate In that tile sincere friends of Uic bill, while they differ among themselves as to details, are making more manifest all the time the spirit which subordi nates minor considerations to the main point. Back of that is the not less im portant fact thaf after the' senate debate shall have worn Itself out,' whatever the vote may be, the final form of the meas ure will be fixed In conference with the house, and the house, backed by the administration, It is believed, will stand pat for minimum constitutional Judicial revel w. RAILWAY MAIL APPROPRIATION'. The anticipation that-the feature of the postottlce appropriation bill, which Is soon to be made the order of business In the house, regarding railway mall subsidies and contracts, will provoke earnest discussion, ought certainly to be verified. Here Is a. matter Involving enormous expenditures of public money for which the time Is ripe to have uot only publicity, but remedial action. It opens opportunity for congress to deal specifically with a business matter of the' highest importance immediately in band Instead of Indulging In long dis tance rhetoric. It la notorious that the compensation allowed railroad companies for carrying the malls Is flagrantly excessive now as It has. been for many years. The pay allowed Is so grossly out of proportion t the service rendered as in large part to amount to "a grab," being in many cases double and in some cases treble what Is allowed by the chief Kuropean governments for like service. Although nil this and much more of the same kind has long leen known, and although ef fort has more than once been started for reform, nothing substantial has been ac complished. So xwerful have been the hold of the carrier companies in the de partments and their Influence In Isrth houses of congress that the chasm In the treasury has not only not been closed, but, on the contrary, hit stead ily widened for their undue profit. If there were nothing else the enor mous and still growing annual deficit of the postal department ought now to move congress to long delayed corrective action. I'ubllc opinion at length aroused on the general subject of the relations of the government to the carrier- cor porations would seem to make the pres eut an opportune moment to move seri ously for such a result. A POLICY UULltER'S PROTEST- The necessity of unflagging vigilance yet on the part of policy holders over the management of life Insurance com panies, notwithstanding the overhauling that has been recently made or begun. Is strikingly suggested by the protest) of Samuel Untermyer, counsel for the In ternational policy holders' committee of the New York IJfe, against certain al leged expenditures of that company's funds by its ottlcers lu au effort to gaiu proxies to Mt'iire their re-election. If. as alleged, a Kstage bill of $.til,tMl and priutiug aiul other bills uniountlug to feveral times that sum have lieen paid by thetu for such purpose It would be 3 breach of trust not less offensive In character nor less prejudicial to the ln teresta of the policy holders than nianv of the capital abuses, tho official jHisure of which has recently so roued their resentment and received such nota ble public condemnation. U goes without saying that the reten tion of any official or st of officials In the custody of these Insurance funds and management of the companies Is not one of the object of the relation of high trust Involved In them. That rela tion necessarily creates an Immense Iower and opportunity for personal ad vantage In the hands of trios' to whom such funds are confided. Rut to pervert the trust to the end of maintaining the power Is a misappropriation as gross and as dangerous as any of the abuses of the MoOurdys and the Alexanders. The very act implies sinister design. What makes the alleged new develop ment more noteworthy Is the fact that the trustees and officials Involved repre sent a reorganisation In the management of the company which puriorts to be a traction against proved long standing abuses. The protest which Is respon sibly made by a respectable jvollcy hold ers' Interest, whate.ver the motive back of It may be. raises a specific and vital question of fact which It will not do to evade or Ignore. And the fact. If It be as alleged, will be a sure sign to policy holders and the public thaf the house cleaning in the' big life companies has not yet been anywhere near as thorough as It ought to Ik. OMAHA'S ORuWiya IMPORTASCK AS A QRAIX CEXTF.lt. It certainly affords a sense of satis faction to know that Omaha's growing importance as a grain center Is being recognized In as far east as New Eng land, and, as a matter of fact, through out the country. The erection of an active grain market at Omaha, though dating back only two years, hag caused more changes on the map of the grain business and grain carrying of this country than any other newly developed market in the same period ever djd be fore. That Omaha Is already, and will con tinue, to be a permanent factor In grain distribution is now everywhere conceded. This Is due to the superior advantages which our city enjoys from point of view of both grain production and grain transportation. The agricultural , terri tory tributary to Omaha constitutes the (very heart of the grain and wheat region, out of which are filled the granaries of the world, and the surplus production of this area Is what supplies the bulk of the export trade. On the other side, the railway facili ties for bringing the grain Into Omaha and taking It out, as well as the elevator facilities for storage, are surpassed by no other city, except possibly Chicago, and these facilities are being steadily Improved. The rate makers on grain tariffs are compelled to use Omaha' os one of the main basing points because our grain shippers have the option of choosing between the Atlantic seaboard and the gulf ports. ' Occupying such a strong position, Omaha's grain market ought to go light ahead with the procession and cannot be Ignored or disregarded tn the future. Word comes from Lincoln that Tass Distributer Ager, the pink of the rail way lobby, has sold his city residence and proposes to repair to an acre tract further out In the suburbs for the pur pose of Indulging his taste for floricul ture, in the pursuit of which he fiuds himself too cramped In his old home. We are sure this will be Interesting In formation for a host of Mr. Ager's friends, especially if it should result In transforming the methods of the oil room lobby. When the next legislature meets we will expect to find the law makers who iised to Ik lured to back rooms, equipped with well stocked buf fets and choice viands, entertained in a floral bower, breathing the purity of the lily and the fragrance of the rose, and carry with them as the ouly sou venir a sweet smelling boutonnlerw or a vari-hued nosegay. But whether the floral bower In prospect will prove up In results with the oil room of old re mains to be seen. The voters of Omaha are not disposed to pull chestnuts out of the fire, either for the gas company or the electric light ing company for the Bell telephone or the Independent telephoue for the street railway company or for the water company but they are disposed to give evtry Interest, corporate or private, a fair hearing and a square deal on every proposition In which they are concerned. What they luslst in exacting from pub lic officers is that In dealing with the franchtsed corporations the interests of the taxpayers and of the city shall !x paramount. A man should Is no more able to ride Into office by indiscriminate atttacks ui)U everything In the uauie of a public service corporation than upon an outsioken championship of cor porate abuses and arbitrary extortion. Keep in the middle of the road. ir. Charles E. Bessey, professor of botany In the University of Nebraska, is being urged by his friends for the position of secretary of the Smithsonian Institution a position that has come to be regarded as a high prize to be awarded to a scientist of the first rank. Dr. Bessey's pre-eminent qualifications for such an honor are well established and much as Nebraska would like to continue to have hla undivided services for the university, it could not but feel honored by his recognition. The political endorsement business is booming In Omaha. A half keg of beer will procure au endorsement for any old oftlcv or any old thlug, and a whole keg will secure the rescinding of a previous endorsement and the repudia tion of the endorsee. As city treasurer A. II. Hennlngs has handled for the taxpayers of Omaha mure tbau $18.uX).(nni. His conduct of the office has bveu c-beyked up during that time by republ B corup trailer and by democratic comptrollers, and also by expert auditors of the guaranty bond companies, and not a ienny has been found to have gone astray. If an honest man I wanted In the mayor's chair, no one of the candidates can be chosen who has been tried and tested and found to ring true like City Treas urer Hennlngs. The seml-offlclal announcement that Ohio will take up the case against the Standard Oil company where Missouri drops It. would le more definite were Mr. Hadley to Indicate some Intention of dosing his proceedings. A Reasonable Request. Chicago Inter Ocean. It la nothing more than fair to all " eerned that thff railway telegraph operator should be permitted to sleep oftener than once In seventy-two hours. Canse and KflTect. Baltimore American. Justice is not always slow in this world. It depends altogether how the blind god dess Is prodded. For example, the passless policy of the railroads was quickly followed by the discovery of their lawless rates. Political Pipe Ilreamlns;. Cleveland Leader. The democrats In congress are engaging In that old and pleasant but profitless pas time of counting their chickens before the eggs are hatched. On paper they have al ready nearly wiped oat the heavy repub lican majority In the house. Generosity Stretched to Limit. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The testimony given at the oil rate hear ing In Kansas City shows that the people are always Inclined to be over-generous to a rival. If the Standard managers did not get everything they wanted in estab lishing their business It must be that they neglected to ask for It. The Pltehfork Look Ina: I p. Buffalo Express (rep.). Senator Tillman has scored a prompt vic tory In his arraignment of national banks for making campaign contributions. The committee to whom the matter was re ferred said It was not necessary for him to offer proofs, and at once agreed to re port a bill prohibiting such acts tinder se. vere penalties. Senator Tillman Is making reputation for doing things, as well as talking about them. A Remarkable Tribute. Baltimore American. A remarkable tribute was the resolution of condolence adopted by the senate of the state of 'New York on the death of Susan B. Anthony, and a significant comment on the advance of the movement to which she devoted her life waa the reference In this resolution to "the distinguished character of her. services." The resolution is prac tically a recognition of her as a public character worthy of public honor. Territorial Politics nnd Pie. Chicago Chronicle. It Is not likely that the American people will rise as one man and hold indignation meetings throughout the length and breadth of the land If all four territories are left out awhile longer. No one of them Is grievously oppressed as a territory or would be materially better off as a state. It Is more a matter of some United States senntorshlps and divers other politlca.1 honors and emoluments than anything else. Is Congress Trnly Representative f Kansas City Star. It Is a curious commentary on the way In which congress "represents" the coun try that various deals have to bo entered Into by the leaders In Washington in or der to secure the enactment of even one or two measures which the people want. For. be It observed, in order to Insure the adoption of such bills as that for the regu lation of railroad rates, other measures which the nation favors must be sacri ficed. Thus, it is generally understood that certain powerful Interests would have atnulesced in the passage of the Philip pines bill by the senate provided that the rate bill could have been amended Into Ineffectiveness. Such demands, of course, are not made In so' many' words, but they are perfectly rccogniied. So It happens that the people are reduced to the ex tremity of making trades with their sen ators In order to, got part at least of the legislation desired. Congress, of course, is a representative body. But representative of whatT MIRTHLESS MILLIONAIRES. Gobs of Sympathy Passed Ip to the Afllleted Rich. . Philadelphia Press. Andrew Carnegie, who periodically breaks forth into some expression of sen timent or philosophy which temporarily astonishes or tickles the world, is the au thor of a new expression that will doubt less attract the widest comment. By the unthinking majority It will be accepted with Incredulity, but by others, with a broader knowledge of the hearts and pas sions of men. It will be received aa truth. Mr. Carnegie says that millionaires sel dom laugh. That the only thing In which the man of boundless wealth has the bet ter of the. man with nothing is in the as surance of a competency for old age. And then he adds that the burden of responsi bility Imposed upon the very wealthy Is one which, knowing, few men would care to assume. Mr. Carnegie speaks upon the highest authority that of experience and personal knowledge. He. has risen from poverty through all the grades of affluence to the possession of one of the greatest fortunes the world has ever known. Who shall gainsay him? While multi-millionaires amble along the pathway of life envied of all men they are. In reality, burdened with a responsi bility which nobody but thttmsclves can know or Cfpreelate. They have worries innumerable and troubles Inconceivable to their' less fortunate fellows. The!" vast capital must be employed; Investments must be sought and studied, while c-er all la the constant menace of stock markets in the hands of conscienceless speculators. Their lives are harassed by importunities; they are threatened by the daring, the des perate and tha criminal. On the social and domestic side their In comings and outgoings are blazoned to the world. They and theirs are the prize ani mals at the world's vanity fair. They are daily confronted with misrepresentations; envy traduces them, the sordidness of the world seizes them, and in very many cases the beat emotions of their lives are dwarfed and shriveled. There are some, it Is true, who court public attention, but to the average man of sense and at-ntitlvv-ness the conditions thrust upon, him by the acquisition of great wealth are often in tolerable for it is only by the most for tuitous circumstances that he can avoid the spot light of publicity. And. after all, according to Mr. Carnegie, all that is really gained In the end Is an assured competency for old age. Rut why should a man sacrifice his happiness for that purpose? What profiteth It a man that he sacrifice tha years of his strength ta provide for his senility? Pity the sorrows of tha iuulti-mllllti-lr HOI Ml BOtT tKW tOHK, Ripples on the I arrest of Life In the Metropolis. A mcvemrnt Is under wsy In New York or thq cnllectlon of a fund to be devoted to the erection of a hronse monument of Joseph Jefferson In Central park. A con siderable portion of the tTAono needed has already been promised. Wllllnm Frederick MacMonnles. a well known sculptor, now living In Paris, has expressed a willingness to, undertske the task. Among those who have been named to act as a committee In charge of the collec tion fund are: Messrs. Stanford White, John D. CTlmmlns, W. l.ourke Cockran. Frank Tllford, John H. 8trlne. Kdward Lauteback. Henry Cenrlad. William Fred erick MacMonnles, C. H. Jefferson, Walter Damrosch, Francis Wilson. Fred erick T. Adams, Eugene M. O'Neill and E. 8. Wlllard. James W. Mnrrissey, who has sssumed charge of the gathering of the committee, Is In communication with several person In London, and expects soon to add to the personnel of the committee the names of Sir Charles Wyndham and Mine. Mary Anderson de Navarro. The collection will be by popular subscriptions, ranging from II up. It Is hoped to have the unveiling of the monument occur within the year. Rev. M. J. Ijtvelle, rector of St. Patrlrk's cathedral, agrees with Rev. Dr. Psrkhurst and Bev. Dr. Rjilnsford for regulated Sun day opening of saloons and has written a letter approving the district local option bill Introduced Into the Albany legislature by Senator Tully. He says: "The local option bill Is reasonable. New Tork needs different rules In different places. For example, where t live, at Fifty-first street and Madison avenue, there Is no reason why liquor should ever be sold on a Sunday or any other day. But It la not reasonable that the crowded portions of the town or the recreation parts should be governed by a regulation that would be eminently proper here, and which, as a matter of fact, exists without any law. Respectable tieople of small means would have an opportunity on Sun days to get proper beverages. The same Is true for thos who go to the beaches and other resorts for recreation." The Charity Organization Society of New York Is preparing warnings to be sent out to its correspondents all over the United States to put charitable people on their guard against the Natier.al Sunshine Legion and Its employes. It Is declared that this la a "grafting" organization, with charitable activities confined to bogus set tlements and nurseries. The organization issues two publications. Sunshine and Sunshine Journal. It has prospered wonderfully for two years by Its confusion with the International Sunshine Society, a genuine and powerful organiza tion of charity workers. According to offi cers of the Charity Organization 8oclety the "fake" Sunshine organization has worked many big cities and gathered In not less than $300,000 since It began opera tions. A school exclusively for llttlo Celestials Is an absolutely new feature of the educa tional movement in New York. Some few of the children here have attended the publio schools, but with their limited knowledge of the language they have been handicapped, although, strange as It may seem, Chinese children have a capacity for absorbing almost double the amount v of learning in about half the time required by the average American child of the same years. Their little slant eyes scent to see nothing but their books, and they have far too much reverence for their teacher to think of throwing spltballa or pulling the queue of tha little next-desk neighbor, as the normal white youth is celebrated for doing. Details of the system of so-called "honest graft," under which William Oeorge Foster reaped a profit of from $.15,000 to loO.roo a year through the collection of advert. ..Ing bills against the city of New York will be disclosed by an Inquiry now being made by the finance committee of the board of alder men Into the whole subject of city adver tising. Official action was taken when It was learned that Foster was regarded as a sort of middle man, with whom persons desirous of getting city advertising must make ar rangements before they could get a city contract. Among some publishers who have been designated frequently by the board of city record to carry city advertising the belief waa accepted that no business could be done with the city unless Foster was em ployed to 'collect the bills. Foster's charge was always from S to IS per cent of the total amount of the bills, usually 15. Electric music Is the latest promise of this age of electricity. In three months a central power plant will be established In New York, and from this It Is declared music made by electricity will be trans mitted through telephones to the homes of subscribers. The first plant will be designed to accommodate 1.000 instruments, each of which will semi forth the notes made in the power house and transmitted by telephone. The plan is set forth in the electrical world, which tells of the completion by Dr. Thaddeus Cahtll of Holyoke, Mass., of plana on which he has worked for many years. Dr. Cahill has an elaborate electrl cul plant at Holyoke, In which tests have been made. The inventor dispenses with' all strings, reeds, and other devices with which man has been accustomed to sound his notes. He Installs a battery of alternators, which will transmit musical electrical waves, and these are adjusted to aa many different vibrations as the strings of a piano would be. To play the Instrument a piano key board la used. The pressing of a key will operate a switch which will close the cir cuit leading to the alternators adjusted to produce Just the note that the piano string would produce. But the note will not le sounded In the ear of the operator from the battery itself. The vibrations will be communicated to the main wires, which will transmit them through br ,nch wires to the other end of telephones. There the note will be sounded. One of these receiving telephone will bo connected with the operator, and thus he will know how his playing sounds to all others connected with the main wires. The receiving telephones will be fitted with a megaphone-like device warrarted to carry the notes throughout a room as well at an organ would. In case of a large hall It is said that several of these could be used. Americas Type of Man. Minneapolis Journal. Prof. Edward A. Ross of the University of Nebraska uses the term "the American b-eed" to describe what he calls a dis tinct type of man the restless, strenuous people so different from the easy-going types of Europe. There are reasons why our immigrants should become nervous and energetic in one or two generations, but Prof. Rosa seems to think that the rest lessness is not acquired here, but Is the reason why these types left Europe. America is therefore weeding out the en ergetic folks from Europe they are se lected, venturesome natures and constitute a te. Whatever the reason Is, the type Is fairly distinct and the chances are that much of our prosperity is due paTtly to our energy and not altogether to our tartO. Fi'ffy Years (EESEAM A Cream cf Tarter Poivdi fJado From Grapoa No Alum PERSONAL NOTES. Winter Is getting in u few parting licks during these fast-lengthening days. The women of Raleigh, N. C, are engaged In collecting funds for the erection of a monument In that city to the memory ct Sir Walter Rsjelgh. Horace Tenney, the best known of the pioneer lawyers and editors of Wisconsin, has just died at Madison. He selected tile site for the University of Wisconsin. King Edward's consent to the appoint ment of John Burns as one of bis cabinet advisers gives British royally the historic distinction of, being the first of European dynasties to recognize organized lalior. Hats off to Mary Clifford! She Is a husky Jewel In Chicago's galnxy, the kind of a girl pictured In "I will." Ogled to the limit by two mashers she grabbed a handy chair leg and pounded some sense Into the skulls of the mashers. Then she had a good cry and felt much relieved. In their innocent way chaplains often produce miniature scnsntlons. For in stance, when Chaplain Hale of the United States senate begun his prayer iHst Thurs day with tho admonition, "I say unto you here, love your enemies," the only senator present happened to be Mr. Piatt of New York. Among the distinguished foreigners who have accepted invitations to attend the annual convention of the American Medical association are Prof. Trendelenburg of Lelpslc, Reginald Harrison of London, Prof. Van Rosthorn of Heidelberg, Prof. Van Krcy of Wurzburg and Prof. Dulns sen of Berlin. When Senator J. T. Morgan was usked by a Britisher at what college be was graduated, he replied that the first time he was ever on a college campus In his life was In the civil war, when, with his command, he took refuge from the Yankee bullets behind the brick walls of the Col lege of William and Mary, in Virginia. Readers of the Congressional Record these days ran require a vast amount of solid Information spiced with interlocu tory Interruptions. The latter serve to break the solidity of the argument and produce paragraphic breathing spots In the columns of verbiage. When an honorable senator Is declaiming vigorously or other wise, another honorable Benator butts In with a question: "Mr. President" "The vice president Does the senator from North Carolina yield to the senator from South Carolina?" "Certainly." Of course the honorable senators do not n peat what the governors of those states said on a historical occasion, but their remarks are not as dry aa a Sahara.. STXSMG BLOW FOR TRISTS. Important Deeialon In the Paper and Tobacco Trust Cases. Minneapolis Tribune. The decision of the United Slates supreme court la Uie Paper and Tobacco trust cases is of tremendous Importance. It means that the creatures of the government are not greater than the government itself; that when the government wishes to know how they have been using the chartered powers and prlivleges granted, It has a perfect right to call for the books and papers and to compel the officers of these creatures to answer any questions which may bu propounded with regard to the conduct of the business. That Is common sense. It is such a rea sonable, natural conclusion that it does not seem as If the attorneys for the cor porations could ever have hoped to estab lish any other principle. It is unthinkable that the government should create an In stitution like a corporation, turn over to it powers which may lead to the complete control of Important lines of Industry, af fecting materially the welfare of the peo ple, and concede that, It had no power at any time to Inquire Into the use made of these powers and privileges. The decision Is just what the country hus For Thin, Poor Blood You can trust a medicine tested sixty years! Sixty years of experience, think of that! Experience with Ayer's Sar saparilla; the original Sarsaparilla; the Sarsaparilla the doctors endorse for thin blood, weak nerves, general de bility. What does your doctor say We have no secrets! We publish the formulas of all our medicines. Md by th J. O. Ar Oe , Lewsll, aw. Ai auufwtMrtn f ATBI'a lint V1G0B tor tk kair. A TESTS P'tLC-For oaastiMtloa. AIKK'iCHBBBT FUCTORAL tot eoafhs. ATER'B AC. ft CD R Ve maUnS as4 agse. tho Ciandard jeen waiting for. The trusts will have U iulk. It will no longer be worth while foi x trust officer to hide behind the advice ol .ouiikcI. It will do no good for counsel lu .iiterrere. The theory that the trust officer, jn esctte on the ground that to testify is to Incriminate himself. the supreme, court says, docs not apply to the corpora tions. While tho individual may not be prosecuted or punished on evidence fur nished, by himself, the corporation is not o protected. , This decision is Jhe most effective weapon ever placed In the hands of the officers of the law in their efforts to break up the trusts. We shall see re suits now which have not been possi ble before, and if the trusst are not de stroyed they will at least be compelled to be decent, and when It appears that they are abusing their corporate privileges, it will be possible to find out ejactly what they are doing and to punlHh them under the Shermun law for Its violation. This decision is a great victory for tha people over arrogant and insolent cor porate power; It Is epochal In Its signifi cance. POITEH REMARKS. "Peckham's wife doesn't chatter as much as she used to." "No: 1'eckham cured her. He told her that when her lips were close together they formed a perfect Cupid's bow.' Philadel phia Press. j First Legislator I see a Kansns man has declared "a pass Is a bribe and any man ought to be too big to accept such a smul' bribe." ' Second legislator Well, of course, that's true, but It would look kinder small for us to go further and ask the railroads to pay us fcr rldin', wouldn't It? Kansas Citv Times. "I've been looking for a small man In this department with glasses," said the old woman. "Well?" replied tho new floor walker. "Well, I oan't find him." "Mebbe the glasses you've been looking for him with ain't. strong enough, mu'ani. Try a microscope." Philadelphia ledger. Fred I wonder why the game of poker is so culled? Joe Probably because a fellow Is apt to burn his fingers when he gets the wrong end of It. Chicago News. "I suppose you understand all about this question of alxillshlng railway rebates?" "No," answered Farmer Corntossel, "I don't exactly understand it. But us long as It's something the railroads don't like I feel It my duty to be in favor of it." Washington Star. The Star (of the Gnlghtstand t'omedv company) Did you know there was a cigar named after me? The Ixw Comedian (whose salary Is hi arrears) I guess that was one of them I Just smoked. The Star-Indeed! What makes you think so? The Lew Comedian It didn't draw very well. Puck. THE BARGAIN BRIGADB. Woman's Home Companion. Hnlf a block, half a block, Half a block onward. Packed Into trolley cars. Rode the six hundred. Maidens and matrons hale. Tall spinsters, slim and pale. On to the bargain sale. Rode the six hundred. Autos to right of them. Hansoms to left of them, Flying trains over them, Rattled and thundered. Forward, through all the reur; On, through the crowd they bore. To Price & Seller's store Rode the six hundred. When at that mart of trade. Stern-faced and unafraid. Oh, the wild charge they made! All the clerks wondered. Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to paciiy All the six hundred. On bargains still intent. Homeward the buyers went. With cash and patience Hnt And friendships sundered. What though their lists sport dents, What though their gowns show rents They have saved thirty cents; Noble, six hundred. 1 , , . 1