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Subscribed In my presence and aworn to beore ma thla 2Slh day of February, IM. (Seal) M. B. HUNGATE, Notary Public. WHE1 4IT Or TOWJt. Sabacrlbrra tearing the city tem porarily ahoold bart The Be mailed to them. Addreaa will be changed aa often aa requested. Omgha'g Indian feiipply depot ling once more been saved. I'lalse tioil, rroin whom all blessings flow. Nebraska deiuocratn ure strenuously in favor of direct JVlniarr nominations for all parties except the democratic party. Andy Hamilton may have returned to New York to attend the special session of the legislature Just by force f habit. What better evidence of qualification to vote could be given by female suffra-M gists who stormed the home of the Brit ish premier? l'at Crowe is said to be contemplat ing reprisal on the ftohber Knights who are invading his special line of busi ness, not only in Omaha, but New York. Mr. IVavers will have dlnVulty in making his plea of guilty to conspiracy conform to the verdict In the Green case unless ho admits that ho conspired with himself. The mystery and uncertainty that shrouds the location of the new Union ruciflc headquarters hag. been a source of profit to the real estate option gambler. The Knioot case is due to make its reappearance at "Washington March 23. Tha senators who fixed that date surely eouat upon the equinoctial storms to clear the atmosphere. Since the lies Moines Capital refers to the present governor as a "monu mental bluffer and pretender" it logins to look as if compromise were iiutossl ble in the present lowu cnnipulgn. No wonder. Charles M. Schwab , be came ill when he saw the great umoiiut of water irolng to waste In .th Taclfic ocean and thought of the little be had been able to use In bis shipbuilding cor-suu-atlona. flltury commanders lu Jolo, in tkelr eagernes to present the island In the best possible light to General Wood on ht visit, could think of nothing better 1 show him than the remains of the latest Insurrection. With flOO Moron killed at a cost of fifty lives to the United States the tadrones of Jolo should be willing to rtop their warfare; but the loss of lifty American lives greatly overbalances tho loss of tX) natives. !eplte the senatorial program of ob struction, the rate bill occupies first jils.ee In the senate. If the upper house really Hud something it cannot side track the Interns I reformation of that body may be considered as well started. The recount in the South Omaha primaries made no material change In ihe returns as between the contesting candidate. If this keeps ou coutents over nominations are likely to become a a unpopular hereabouts a contests brer elections. i With a rebate granted on ugar ship ments bet wee u Saa Francisco and New York It would seem that railroads want lousiness evea at a loss, since it hag for years been claimed that the published rata between those points was un re munerative. Tho qovea f Italy has decided to postpone her autmuobtla tour of tao United States. She mug- be waiting until ttahuu courts establish a precedent In the YsadVrtillt caso before marring harn es w ith Afnertraa Jurioa prejudiced agnlust royalty. CHAXOES IX THE oTrRE.WK COCR. Justice Brown's noliflratlon to the president of bis Intention to retlso from the supreme court of the United States is to t;e taken as a forerunner of numer ous changes la the membership of that prent tribunal. Two other members, Chief Justice Fuller, who has been in feeble health for some time, and Jus tice Harlan, are each 73 years old. and Justice Brewer is within a year of 70. Of the otlier members Justice Peck ham is 6fl, Justice Holmes 65. Justice Mc Kenna M and Justice White 61. several of whom are physically infirm, the youngest member, Justice Pay, being 67. There Is thus prospect of vacancies by retirement or other cause in tho places of a majority of the court to be filled during President Roosevelt's terra. The constitution of the court. Im portant at any time, Is of extraordinary and far-reaching concern at this period when the whole subject of the adjust ment of the relations of the govern ment to modern Industrial and social development Is coining np for settle ment. Legislation Is fairly and broadly engaged upon this adjustment, but ths transcendent Influence of the court upon the solution of the problems arising out of it is a fact understood by all who have deeply studied the history of otir government. President Roosevelt's administration marks an era in which public policy has to deal critically with prodigious changes In the business and Industrial life of the people, and the problem is to reconcile with constitutional limitations, ordained more than a century ago, ef fective enough for the purposes of that time, the needs growing out of great concentrations of capital and a society highly organized In every Branch. The relation of the supreme court to these vital questions in the Immediate future cannot be less Important than it was during the first third of the last cen tury, when guided by the genius of Chief Justice Marshall It vitalized the constitution by a series of decisions establishing a national power adequate to deal with national needs. That power must now be applied, likewise largely through the ultimate agency of the court, to the new class of needs which have become so clearly para-n-.ount. No other acts of President Roosevelt's official career are likely to have a more far-reaching and lasting effect upon the course of things than those which will determine the character of the supreme court long after his term of office shall have expired. I FROSECUTIOX OF IXSCRASCE OFFICIALS The Indictment of the president and first and second vice presidents of the New York Mutual Reserve Life In surance company on charges of grnnd larceny and forgery, on the basis of practices which Investigation hag demonstrated to have been more or less prevalent among Insurance officials, Is proof that the movement for reform of the companies is reaching a really practical stage. The chief purpose of thc movement was veritably to bring men in sucn nign places or trust to a Just sense of duty therein, by the force of law if not by their own conscience. The developments of the insurance In vestigations the past year have iudeed shown that pubHc opinion when fully nrouped Is armed with heavy penaltlcg of its own, but In addition the emer gency requires the demonstration that such offenses are not beyond the reach of the law. The acts charged against these de fendant officials are of a class which have become familiar to the public through mountains of evidence built up in the course of recent investigation misappropriation of trust funds aud concealment of the offense by falsifica tion of the books and records. The names of the offenses In the Indictments are theft and forgery. But the ominous phase of the matter was that It had come to be assumed, by the public generally as well as by those who were guilty, . that, such crimes could not be reached by the hand of Justice, how' ever ready It might be to be laid heavily upon ordinary offenders. It Is different when the penalties of the law arc brought luto the lmuiedi ate prospect. Tbts Is a prospect which ell the publicity and aroused public sentiment carry with them. And It means that officials of insurance com pa ales and all others who hold like places of trust must discharge their obligations with more scrupulous fidel ity or be called to account and suffer the consequences. THK MAIS PREREQriMTE The main pre-requlsite to making Omaha an unhealthy place for holtoes and criminals to tarry in Is a work house lu which vagrants and suspicious characters may be consigned as soou as tbey take up headquarters lu this city Every large city will always- have periodic outbreaks of crime, but the crime that Is committed by professional pilgrims can be repressed and miul mixed only by tersuading them that it Is to their advantage to give Omaha a wide berth As long as a police court senteuc for vagrancy or suspicious character Imposes uotblng more severe than few days or a few weeks detentiou at ease aud r.lothfulnes in the county Jail with all exjteuses of board aird keep paid by the taxpayers. Omaha will he a haven for the class of tramps wbhru graduates holdups and burglars, no mat ter what vigilance is displayed by Hie police. As The Bee has already jsjlntwd out, the erection of a workhouse by the- city wou)4 hg a good Inroatn-ent tnaa dally. M wot I as front ra ttgndnola at sHe aewroatten, hoes see tho la mates would be oeiwpelkia to ter eat their food aad lo4gisga, rhna anttag a complete stop the JsH feeding graft. Tho city council Is already moving to submit bond propositions at the com ing municipal elevtlon for fire engine houses and other Improvements which are leas pressing and less Important, but the ordinance for a city workhouse has not yet msile its appearance. The only explanation Is that the beneficiar ies of the present costly system are ex erting their Influence to prevent any change, and that they would prefer to have the city continue crline-rtdden than to give np the graft they are en Joying OHt of the jail feeding abuses. Rewards for the apprehension and cou vtctlon of holdups may be all right lu their way, but they are not preventives. The Workhouse would snuff out th training sehool of holdups at its kinder garten grade. REBATES Bl WHOLESALE The asseverations of railroad offi cials, so much heard when the agitation for public control of rates was begin ning but less frequent lately, became ludicrous and ought to cense entirely In view of the revelations concerning the dealings of the Bugar trnst and the eastern trunk lines. The evidence of the payment of large sums of money by the roads to the Pugar trust are such that Attorney General Moody has acted promptly to Inaugurate prosecutions in the courtg havrag Jurfctlon, and does not hesitate publicly to affirm its serious character The fact that the railroads implicated are among the oldest aud greatest In the country and that the beneficiary of their lawless discriminations is one of the most conspicuous aud arbitrary trusts will not be lost upon public at tention at this time. Nor will the In adequacy of the peunltles of the ex isting federal statutes ns a deterrent to such violations fail to emphasize the Imperative need of more drastic reme dies. The settling basins of the water com pany are being tiitereu inrougn uie courts and fl great deal of scientific dis sertation as to high pressure and low pressure Is being evolved to stay the payment of the hydrant water rentals. In the mean time, the $100,000 collected from the taxpayers for the water fund (a on deposit In the banks drawing 2 per cent interest, while the city even tually will have to pay 7 per cent to the water company and incidental attor neys' fees, that may mount up Into the thousands of dollars. And Jones lie pays the freight. The strenuous lnbcr undergone by members of the Water lward once a mouth to earn the salaries they are drawing out of the city treasury Is al together too burdensome to be exacted from such strong men. It will be up to the next legislature to devise ways and means either to relieve members of the Water board of their onerous duty to bold two-minute sessions every month, or to increase their pay to some thing commensurate with tho sacrifice ef time and gray matter. The arrival in Mexico of a distin guished Nebraska n, who has been made ambassador to the sister republic on the south, has been duly celebrated by a brilliant reception for the presenta Hn of his credentials to President Diar. Nebraskans seem to have an especial call to the front among our Central American nelghliors. A noted survivor of the Omaha Claims club, who spent' his- winters In Florida and his summers In New York, urgently suggests the resumption of ptrtneer methods for suspending road highwaymen: but Omaha has receded so far from the river that It would be difficult to organize a Baptist vigilantes committee. Ilennlngs and Benson have' promul gated their platforms as candidates for the republican nomination for mayor. It Is unnecessary for Broatch to promulgate a platform; for the fact that Tom Dennlson and niter Moise are both openly supporting Broatch leaves no one In doubt where he stunds. Since the viceroy at Canton aud the American consul at that place have dined together a better feeling Is said to exist In official circles. Terhaps If the United States will only feast a suffi cient numtcr of Chiuese officials there will te no trouble. I,et Well Knooch Aloac. Boston Transcript. The late General BchoAeld was one of two prominent commanders with the good ens to discourage overtures looking to the presidency and Oeneral Bherman was the other. Great Self-lacriace. St. Louis aiobc-Democial. Senator Foraker's magnanimity in elim inating himaelf from the next contest for preatdent la all the more to be wondered at when the fact Is remembered that hla actual residence la In the state of Ohio. Mltata of Mrlklaa; Trlatera. Philadelphia Record. In revising an injunction against atrlking printera Judge Blanr.hard of New York stated the law of atrikea with an unuaual amount of liberaftty.. He aald: "The right of the defendant to maintain pickets waa well eatabliahed;" the local uuiona "are free, within the limits already Indicated, to make any requeata, or give any advice, or resort to any aerauasion. for tha pur pose of winning aupport." and he refused V enjoin the laiue of clrculara designed to Injure the trade of the plaintiff, though thev were aald to contain libeloua implica tions. Tralalaa toloar Adaalaletratloa. Chicago Tribune. ' It is In no sens a reflection upon Ameri can ability, earneatneva or patriotism to assert that tha great thing needed by tba t'nlted States In connection with Its colo nial mserosts la a reatliarlon that men anoat kava a aaeolaJ and technical training In certain details errertlona before thar can become etrictant colonial administra te!, and taat ft la wore than stupid for ua to Mundar for another century, when, by arofltlag ay tha experlwnc of otlier na tlosa, wo migat bring tho beat aoacainery of the world Into the hands of Intelligent Imerlua ofllclala, and lliue have tha moat j effective combination poaeible- rni,inci iwift. Mr. Helnie of Itutte Is believed to have made enough of his Amalgamated deal to break Into the cnppf r senatorial class In Montana. Congressman Longworlh brought from Cuba an eighleen-lnch cigar and presented It to t'ncle Joe as the beet means of de termining the epeaker's pull. New Jersey proposes to do some Insur ance Investigating on Its own hook. For prudential reasons New Jersey Insurance magnates prefer the federal rrobe. While governor of Texas the late Stephen Hogg made a railroad company give up TO.ono acres of land grabbed by It. Mr. Hogg did not have an annual on that road. The curtailment of free pasies and the consequent necessity of economical con gressmen remaining In Washington over Sunday glvea tho projected religious re vival much good material to work on. The salary of the speaker of the bouse of repreaent stives is S.0f a year. $3,000 more than that of hla fellow members of the house. The speaker of the British House of Commons receives a salary of IT0.GK) a year, with a commodious furnished residence. New Tork Is nut sufficiently Anglicized to drop Its h's. The seventh letter Is the leader of leaders In the Empire state. Hig- gins Is governor and Hughes, Uerrlck ad Hearst seek the Jeh. The state, however, would enjoy dropping Hooker, the judge, but It doesn't know how. Abraham Lincoln indicated In speeches and letters that he was chock fu4 of senti ment. Here Is one of his utterances: "I want It to be said of me by those who know me bet that I have always plucked a thistle and planted a flower In Its tlac wherever a flower would grow." Rev. T. H. Kuhn, pastor of the Flrat Christian church In Richmond, Ind., an nounces that he will contest for congres sional honors in his district against James E. Watson, republican nominee. Mr. Kuhn has been making vehement warfare from the pulpit on the administration of local affairs and muchlne politics In general. It is believed he will secure the democratic nomination. The case of Governor Pattison of Ohio has become pathetic. He has suffered an other relapse, caused by worry over the race riots at Sarlngfleld, and at last ac counts waa unable to sign the appropria tions bill, which had been passed by both branches of the general assembly. Mrs. Pattison has canceled all her social en gagements, and the condition of the execu tive has greatly depressed his political and personal frlcnda. I.KsSO OP COMMOS HONESTY. rreaeut Searching of Hearts Pra l active t Beneflt. Century Magazine. Tho gnoc! citizen and square dealer falls hack, however, upon two points of com fort. First, thnt there was a prodigal amount of rascality In the days when there waa vastly less publicity; and, second and here la his best consolation that the stand ards of public opinion are as high as ever. and that, contemporary with this hideous exposure of wrongdoing, the signs are numerous of a revival of the ethics of business, as well as of the ethics of poll- tics. In a private discussion nut loag ago cf one of the most pathetic cases of ruined reputation that recent events have Illus trated, the fact came out that this man so widely honored and beloved, and still so sympathetically regarded had long realized the misforrane of . his situation, deeply deprecatlnif the supposed necessity of coo tinning certain corrupt and demoralizing practices. It hi evident that If auch ethical questions as he, for ninny unhappy years, decided according to unfortunate custom, could reach hla authority again, after a period of exposure and retribution such as has just taken place, he would not hesi tate to declare to hla assnctatea that, obvi ously, "honesty la the best policy." as well as the most agreeable part that honorable men can rli". So It !s now everywhere easier for honest Impulses and suggestions to prevail In all matters relating to the conduct of business. The mast conspicuous exposure that has taken place is. ef course, that which was precipitated by certain Insurance imbrog lios, and fhere was good fortune In the fact that theaa exposures, almost more than any other possible ones, touched In dividual interests well nigh infinite in ex tent. The lesson of common honesty has tnererore been carried Into every family in the entire country where exist responsi bility and thrift. Every man In the busi ness world is now watching his neighbor; better than that he is watching himself taking to himself all sorts of warnings; making to himself all kinds of good resolu tions; witnessing and taking part rn a re vival of applied ethlca, not only in the community, but in his own heart. There Is Indited, nowadays, such a search ing of soula, and such a stem application of higher standards, that there Is almost danyer that Judges Uiumselves will "stand up ao straight" that they may fall back ward into the pool of judicial demagogy. But the searching will go on, and, on the whole, its dangers ure few, while Its bene fits 111 bo many and Immense. ABISK OF FRAKIC IR1 VILKUK. ConareaaloBal Pertinlalte fervrrted for Private Gala. Philadelphia Ledger. The decision of the postmaater general that the literature of a bureau at Wash ington devoted to the propagation of va rious "reforma" la not proper matter for free tranamtseion through the mails under the cover of a congressional frank Is a tardy official recognition of a fact that has been plain to the public for a long time. It la not necessary to inquire into the ethical vulue, or otherwise, of the docu ments sent broadcast by this agency. It Is sufficient to know that the free use of the mails was not Intended to cover auch cases. Aa In the whclesule use of Vranka to facilitate the malltng of a vast volume of partisan political literature, the system In general has become an abuse the correc tion of which haa long been a patent ne cessity. Now that the department has had the courage and honesty to attack one form of the evil, perhaps the least serious, the ruling may be extended to exclude all mat ter that la partisan or la foreign to the public oervlce. If temperance tracts, divorce- reform brlefa and the like are improper subjects for the ocngrsnioual frank, much greater Is the abuse when the government Is forcod to pay for the dissemination f documents bearing solely on partisan aspects of po litical qu-atlons. Perhaps it is Utopian to look for action fmm ning r-ss for the total abolition of the whole franking system, but there is no niunnt-r of doubt that it ought to tie controlled in some may. If a lirulud iiumtx-r of stamps were Issued to each senator and representative they would be more likely to be safeguarded and used or the dispatch of legitimate public docu ments and correspond!- tl.an undr the present system, where a rubber stamp or printed faoejmfTle of tea meanaorsa signs tare Is mil) to eovor a araaaor of ttlora ruro. afvaa If tha entire a store of frauko wars eased sad aravhrloa aaaSe for the payment of tho postal exaeaa of Hie congress, the government wnurd he the garner, for then the operations of aollrlral cummitleea and eo-rulloa reforut Vurtsui wuuld b impossible. HEALTH 7T T7 TT Every Powder is uses it with confidence, and she is justified in so doing. But how few realize that Royal Baking Powder is a direct product of the healthful and delicious grape! The product of the grape, crystallized and ground, is the cream of tartar which forms the active principle of every pound of Royal Baking Powder. Fruit properties arc needful for the health fulness of the body, and the grape as used in Royal Baking Powder is the most valua ble and healthful of all. Royal Baking Fowder produces food remarkable both in flavor and wholesomencss. ROYAL BAKINO POWDER CO.i NEW YORK, OTHER LANDS THAN OIR8. "Africa for the Africans'" is the latest rallying cry of the natives In the British colonies of South Afrlcs. The movement which it symbolises is spoken of as "a black peril," and possesses many elements of danger to alien rule. Prominence Is given it by the pending agitation over the form of constitution to be granted to the Transvaal and ths Orange river colony. In tho whole of British South Africa the blacks outnumber tha whites Ave to one. In the Cape Colony the negroes have been glren political rights, ana while the white opinion on tho subject is not unanimous, ao change more radical than a special pre sentation (the Maori system of New Zea land) would he likely to command a ma jority. Kevertheless, tha possession by the Capo negroes of the same political rights as the whites will We the most seTious ob stacle to federation when that question comes to be considered. From the white man's point of. view there are four main solutions of the problem: Kqual social and political rights to tin, blacks when quaii Ircd; a separate political representation oi the blacks In such a manner as te pe.-p?u- ato white supremacy; Isolation of blacks on reservations of their own. leav ing thesi to work out their own develop ment, and, finally, to treat the blacks aa aa Inferior race and give them ao political rights whatever. After much deliberation, the cxar, on the suggestion of the ministry and the grand dHioal family council, has IncoraoTatoa into th fundamental law of the empire a lim ited bin of rights. No law shall hereafter aeeomo effective until it shall have re ceived the sanction of the counctl of tho empire and the national assembly. It will be noted that the copulative conjunction "and" Is used. The nntional assembly must concur In the making of all lam-. Either house may take the Initiative tn leg islation, an ministers are required to an swer Interpellations. The weakness of the constitutional reforms lies In tho reserva tion by the csar of tbo autocratic power. Ha naiy amend or disregard the farria mental law or any other law of the em pire. Nothing bat his' willingness not to do so prewnts the abrogation of the edict creating the National Assembly, and the latter body has no power to modify or add to the so-called constitution. The payment ef the , members of the Brit ish Houae of Commons is being seriouslv considered by the liberal government, and a law authorising It may be enacted. The premier has lately taken pains to Inform the country that all the aelf-governing British colonies pay their members of Par-. liament. his purpose apparently being to prepare aristocratic England for the blow. The traditional view over there is that salaries for service In Parliament are de grading, but the view held by the new labor party, which demands the payment of members In order that poor men --ny enter public life, new seems likely to re vail. Ould production on the Rand has r.nw paased the point at which It waa Inter rupted by the Boer war. The largest production before the war was Just under 4.O,0trt ounces, in 1S9S. The production of would have been much larger had not the war broken out In Otober. But in 1WH the produi tlon was a little more than tOUO.uW ounce, and In IS It waa .S9:.S;l ounces. This la worth about H,0SO.at). and mining, although already going dean, can probably be pursued with substantial returns for thlrtv and possibly forty years. A railroad tbrmigh the Nubian d-sert from the Nile to the Red tins been I ooened for buKiiie. It is aa) mil's long land coat ... Rerber Is the Nile ter- minus. The. Rwl sea terminus is the new I town of Port Sudan, thirty niils rioilh of Suukin. where theie Is u naturally good I and well proteeted hurU.r. The Improve ment at this port nave made astomsmng pi ogress In the last year. Maey hous,s have been built '.or t)ie whites, a railroad talinn and a lighthouse have be-n com pleted. 4.J" lalKiiers are ut work Improving the port and It la expected that the work ing force will lie increased to a.otf thra satnmer. Sua':ln. so long famous sa the starting point of cars vane hetweon the Fad a and the Nile, la Ixxonriag a place of liette lnipwrtanee. 'trltiKn eaaerptisea have abandoned It became It is unheallhttrl; tha passage through the coral reef ro the epen sea is dangerous, and ia ether re. apects the plat Is tnfevW to Port ftudaa tor roinmerclal purposes. The country through which lbs now Una passes caa F one knows that absolutely pure. provide little traffic, as nearly all of it is eoaspletely desert. The purpose of the road Is to supply the wholes Anglo-Egyp-iran Sudan with a short rout to the ocean, where Us commerce may have the ad vantage of cheap freights. tXirlng the-tm-years of unionist govern ment the popnlatlon of Ireland steadily de clined, the latest statistics showing that, whfle there were 2t,e0 more births than staLths, the year saw a loss of 39,000 emi grants from the Islanad. At this rate be fore long the English government will have ao Irish question to borher it. LIEITE.MUT BERALS. Congress Cornctwaleo to Hold the Place far Two More. Chicago Record -Herald. Consider tho Hen teas at gvasrals, how they provaor. Consider als congross, which hates to hart their feelings. Tha lieutenant generate aren't really lieu tenant ganerals. They are good major fc-eneral by right of service. In the higher aradc they are "puppets of a day," bom to olooni just' long enough to entitle them to rertr on a good daal hhaher pay tha they nwd or than thera Is any reason the coun try should g4v thorn. For tho benefit of Major Generals Mac Arthur and Corbla, who are destined to soon experience this brief luxuriant blos som and aermaaont fruitage, certain con gressmen have succeeded In eliminating from th army appropriation bill the pro vision to strike off th llentenaht generajcy front tho list of army grades. It hi to ho hoped that congress will not ellmfnate the other useful provision of th army appropriation bill. Intended to pat an end to the promotion "for retirement only" of officers of lower grade. Such promo tions havo degenerated Into a systematic form of army graft. IT ts to be honed that a oaparate bill to abolish trie grade of lievtortaat general, which haa now been In troduced, will anmage to get safely past te breaotworko and become law. BHXaVK AID UBUICZV. "I'ncle Aeorge," stsMl tha ttttl boy, "what la an equinox?" "An equinox," said Uncle Oeorge, who was fraah from aallege, "why-er-that's a sort of freuk. I suppoan; half horse aad half ox." Pbi!ielpBs Ledger. "You can't get a than tna, oan you? aroney order for more "Don't you believe It, day for IW." I got one the other 'Through the aootorice?' Sure. It as from my Hre said: 'end ss Ira at once. Press. Philadelphia There is a lesson In the following frctm one of the old-time colored brethren: "fT'enever I feels so happy dat I wants ter holler. I don't holler fer fear I'll loa all d happinesa. Stldder er in' aat, I dea T75 Browning Ilng & Co ORlf INATOtS AMD SOLE MAKERS Of IALP SUM IN CL0T1INI. Sim Dm Create thoughts of light apparl. lt a man's ambition to look frefl at all tinM, and now is the tim to ajrpear in a new trp ct. Thy ate ready for yu in regular a4 half size-!rl0. $12.50, $15, $20-alot amy pri th wnnt to )trr. And don't format the boy a! (Hir liu of coats aud suits are ready for the choosing, and yon will be Barpritied kow nice yau can liava the boy fitted aat at a niall ct. Fifteenth and Douglas Sts. aroaUlwajr at I lad atroof fVdV OB Royal Baking The housewife I keeps stMl en feels good." Atlanta Con- stltirtfon. "You dou't know how a minority mem ber feel." complained the southern con gressman. "Oh, yoe I do. old boy." responded the northorn cangreasman. feelingly. "I'm mar ried." Cleveland Leader. ' "Ira! ha'." laughed Deacon Kraft, 't aartlnly did git the beat o' Deacon KoriV top in thot horse trade ytstld y." I Whv. friah!" exclaimed his wife. "D ru allow thet wus Christian conduct?" "Bh? Wat's th matter? Ylslld'y wui'n" aoxid'y." Cleveland Leader. "Did tho Insurance director retire be cause he wm overworked?" "No. Reaus th policy holders were." rrashfngton Star. ''Yaa, I tried easting any bread on tli waters, when I waa first married." "And It returned to you?" "NO, it didn't. I was ths first bread I vr mad od heavier than lead." Cleve land Plata baaler. 1 fel awful sorry for young Jenkins and afss Jones. You know they have been getng togrhr nearly three y.ar and new thev have f nally decided that they are nut good enough for each other." "What caused it?" "Their parents get together and talked It Over." Milwaukee Sentinel. TO WHOM IT MAY COHCEHV V. P. Adams In Th Reader. It's not for tne to criticise; It's not for m t kaeek A aoewi ss rorreahfag as "The Fodder in the Shck." For whom am I that I should dar to criti cise a rhyme Sa likely to en da re tha chill corrodhig blasts of tim? . . My quarrel's not with Riley I think thai h Is great Put with the bards that feebly try his work to Imitate And think they have a masterpiece It it shmJM btrt contain Soase plattfudy commonplace and obvious rofi atn. The cheerup School of Poetry Is open night and day. Its BTlaotalea aad principals are but tu make you nay With "Keep-a-Smliln' " veraes written by aome doleful bard, Whose bargain rate is juat about ao- forty.nin a yard. "When Sunshine I Bhlnln' What's the I'ae to slop and Fret, "Tho Tilings w Don't Remember Are th Thlnus That We Forget." "W Wouldn't Have No Rainbow If Wa Didn't Hn.v No Rain," Or ativ other commonplace and obvious re frain. Parnassus la macadamized; they've paved th road to Fame. Juia on th rented Psgaaus you'll And Urn wry tame. "Th Man Who Vvr Wornies I tho Msn Who Oeta Along." "When Trouble Comes to Bother Tou Just Ring a IJtrie Hong' -"Tho Man Who Makes You Hustle Is th Man Who's Just Ahead." 'Tho People W Are Living Ain't tho Peo- 1 Who Ar Dead " O bardlet of fh marine, a ward or warning plain . To ye that wrre the commonplace and obvious: REFRAIN! JF OMAIIA NEB. ry, Coopaa lajanro A f - S1 r