Mwh 4. 100(1. s THE OMAIIA ILLUSTRATED BEE. Interest ing Bargains EV.onday in Our Great Riarch Sale Don't miss this great saving opportunity f, I Great Manufacturer's Stock S.ac of High Grade Muslin Underwear The snrplu stocks of four large manufacturers of high grade martin underwear secured by our buyer at a price far below their actual worth. BALK IlEGINS MONDAY. MARCH BTH. We have offered great bar gains In muslins before, but never have such values as these been shown In O Haulm. . H-e them Monday. LAOira BMHis-nun aeep nounrr or dainty lares. Inserting and embroider ies, underlay, with dust ruffle, beautiful garments worth up .o J5.U0 in f QU one itrpat lot. at -"- LA UIIS' BK1RTS In the most' hand Home new d""igr.s. Over 100 dozen In this lot, worth regularly up to f S 13.00--special ale price miJJ LADIES' SKIRT:? Daintily trimmed nnd well worth ZOO In two lnt of Wi- and TOADIES' GOWNS in all the daintiest dp. signs and finest materials. You must them to appreciate the full beauty and bargain worth prices $4.98, ' QU M OK :V anil :..,' t.AmVs' HOWNS Trimmed with lncb In sertlon,. embroideries and washable rib bons worth up to iz.AO, at l)Sr tl Rrt an1 TW iaiiie-.s' liRAVVERS Corset covers, gowns, skirts and chemise, trimmed with lace insertions, embroideries and tucks, not a garment worth less than ROp ll In nnn Irtf ot nVirtlPA - I.AlilCS' CORSET COVERS AND DRAW ER9 In all sizes, nicely trim- iQc med. at, 25c and .' LADIES' 2CC CORSET COVERS, . RC LAD1K8 . SKIRTS Made or very nnest "'- . jiV.Sri""nRAwER. d-Vs NceTy' trimmed, groat bargain, 10c henutlful designs the greatest bar- at 2nc, lbc and ?n. ever shown In Omaha, at ? ftf, LADIES' LISLE VESTS-In pinks, . e 17.40 down to fi.w, ana i -.". . . The Leading Dress Goods House OF THE WEST Onr dress goods stock is now complete. We represent the leading man ufacturers of the world. You will not find such goods as rriestley's, Lans downe, SalU and Sir Edward Ripley's dyes in any other store in. Omaha they say they have Just as good but they have not. EVENING SHADES Read's Lansdowna at Broadcloths, Voiles, Batiste Mohairs, etc., HSO down to 75c, 50c, 39c "2 Sr. and "V COLORED DRESS GOODS. Albatross all wool 50C Interesting Bargains in Mi De partments COME EARLY. Fin JU Interesting Bargains in Ml Dc partments COME EARLY. THE RELIABLE STORE. Another Great Silk Purchase Thousands of yards of highest class silks in the very newest colorings and weaves? purchased bjrour buyer at a fraction of their real value, will go on sale for the first time Monday. Richest Brocades, delicate evening shades, the most popular nnd beautiful weaves in both plain colors and novelties. Never before in Omaha have silks or sncii exquiMte oeauiy oeen snown at prices so surprisingly low. DON'T FAIL TO SEE THEM MONDAY. M '98c Silk Novelties, worth up to $2.00, fiQc at, yartt Silk Novelties, worth up to $3.50, f 2S at. yard l.-eU Silk Novelties, worth up to $5.00, Rf) at. yard I,JU $1.50 Black Rustling Taffeta, Inches wide, at, yard $1.75 Black Rustling Taffeta, 86 OS inches wide, at, yurd ... --' $1.00 Black Rustling Taffeta, 27 fiOc Inches wide, at, yard JJt $1.26 Black Rustling Taffeta, 27 on. Inches wide, at, yard.. " ELEGANT PLAiN AND NOVELTY SILKS FROM TUB GREAT ASHLEY BAILEY PURCHASE. Worth in a regular way up to $1.50 per yard, on bargain counters S Or-On Monday, at, yard IVWiJli 1.25 BLACK DRESS GOODS. Priestley's Queen's Cloth Priestley's Prunellas at. Priestley's Broadcloths j gQ Sir Titus Balls Mohairs at- SrTltus Sails Mohairs 1.50 ...$1 ...$1 ....$1 50c Chiffon Panama at Chiffon Broadcloth at Chiffon Volle3.00 to Arnold's Henriettas, at Everything In black, at $5.00 down to $1.98, $1.50, $1, 750 and .1.25 at Nuns' Veiling all wool at, yard Henriettas $1.00, 75c, 60c and Batistes at $1.60 and Mannish effects at $2.50 down to $1.26 and Rainproof a $1.75, $1.60 and Cravencttes yard $5.00 down to $3.50. $2.50 and Fancy Mohairs for shirt waist suits Bftn yard $2.50 down to $1, 75c, 69c. . . . Out-of-town customers send for samples. ...50c 25c ....... $1 ...1.98 Most Attractive Style Features in Spring Garments With a dash and character in design unmatchable elsewhere at prices so low. Every year Hayden's is headquarters for the best, largest stock, new est styles, at lowest prices. This year we excel all former years in marvelous showings 6f new style ideas. Don't fail to look over our stock before mak ing your spring purchases. Our Great Silk Suit Sale will continue Monday, offering to our customers the most exceptional bargain opportunity of the season. MANUFACTURER'S STOCK OF SILK SVITS 875 New Silk Suits Made of Olvernaud's taffeta, bought from the Atlantic Suit. Co. of LIspenard St., N. Y., at about one-third their value garments in this lot worth up to $20.00 we might sell them later in the season at $12.50 to $18.00, but will give our customers the ad vantage and sell them now at. 6.95 MANUFACTURER'S STOCK OF UNDERSKIRTS Divided into three lots Lot 1 Black Mercerized Under skirts, $1.50 value, at Lot U Black Silk Underskirts, $5.0 value, at Lot 8 Silk Underskirts, in all colors and black made of Givernaud's ..69c "2.98 taffeta, $7.00 values at. 3.98 High Grade Wash Goods Depf. Never before were there such a grand array of high grade wash goods at snch popular prices.' Good enough for a queen,' at 50c a yard and good enough for anybody at 10c, 12 He, 15c, 10c and 25c a yard. t The finest grade of Domestic Batiste, at, per yard Prtnch Batiste, beautiful printing, f & PYench Organdies, looks Ilka the beat, per yard . Silk Organdies, orlnted or plain,. OEn per yard CW JSlppoa Bilk, choice of Japan, 1Qr per yard OVfc, I0c I9c PYrwh Organdies, most beautiful deelirna, per yard JVillenne Jaoquards, most beautiful dedjroa, per yard Phantom Silk, most beautiful, Cflr) . designs, per yard JUW Biarit, the prldo of Japan, per yard 50c 50c 50c the pride of Toklo, 39c I2ic ..ioc ...59c ...58c Nappon, per yard Bilk Mulls- at, 60c down to 2BO, Olc 19c, i5o and sw William Anderson's Scotch Ginghams. ' 400 ; designs, 26c, 19o 25C Tolle du Nord at A. F. C. Amoskeag Gingham at Fashion Silk Messallne, all shades Sampson's Lining Taffeta, guaran- ted for two seasons, all silk Thousands of bargains In Wash Goods, too numerous to mention here. Come and examine. White Goods and Dress Linen In Main Wash Goods Department Foreign and domestic white goods at the very lowest prices, in tMi de partment. Our own direct Importation from France, Germany and England. 75 c Exquisite New Spring Suits and Coats. 275 New Suits and 325 New Coats. Just received from our New ' York buyer, will go on sale Monday. (.All the newest and boat for spring wear. J HIGH CLASS TAILOR SUITS with the new short sleeve, Pony, Eton and. Blouse Jackets, circular or gore skirts, OC at $75.00. $60.00, $35.00 and .'4-c' BEAUTIFUL SUITS, in Panamas, Voiles and Chiffon Cloths, all newest shades and designs, $26.00 values, Q (wt special Monday, at lf.tJ $20.00 TAILOR-fiUITS, beautifully designed, finely finished, all popular A CA shades, at s-OU $15.00 TAILOR SUITS, in Eton, Blouse and Coat styles with circular skirt, extra special value Monday, g 90 distinct Covert 9.95 at $15.00 COVERT COATS, in five styles, made of best Mohegan Cloth, very special value,. . Monday, at One lot of Covert Coats, worth $10.00 will be sold Monday, J Nobby Covert Conts "in Pony and Tight Back styles, special, 95 New Spring Skirts. An Immense assortment of the newest stvle Ideas for spring wear, In all colors - and fabrics, at $15.00, $12.50, A( $10.00, $8.95 and A.vJJ 200 SAMPLE SKIRTS, in newest styles, worth up to $10.00, Monday, Qg HANDSOME CRAVENETTE COATS !n Priestley's best cravenetted cloths, piped with pan velvets, good values at $20.00, special values Monday, j QQ NEW SPRING WAISTS An Immense as sortment in Japs, J .awns. Batistes and Lingeries, . at $2.93, $2.50, $1.9, O i $1.75, $1.50 and FROM S TILL 9 A. M. Women's fOr . 11.25 Wranners UVfc FROM 9 TILL 10 A. M. Women's $1.60 Waists NEW HOME-MADE WRAPPERS, guar anteed not to rip, at $2.00, $1.75, OS $1.50 and... l.AO $12.60 Rrufsels Rugs, special Monday $9.00 Brussels Rugs, slse $-9x9, special Monday $18.00 High Top Tapcstrv Rugs, size 9x12, special Monday $100 Illsrh Top Tapestry Riirs, sue S-3X10-6, special Monday Great March Sale of Rugs The opening of the season In this department finds us better prepared to supply your every need than ever before. Not only Is the stock Immense, but the axsortment Is complete. THE CHEAT SAVING POSSIBILITIES IN THE OPENING SALE MONDAY SHOl'LH NOT HE NEGLECT El . Head carefully these items, then come and see the greatest display of Hug Horgnins in Omaha. slse 9x12. QgQ 5.98 1425 12. 75 $13.50 Tapestry Rugs, size 8-3x10-6 If) QQ special Monday " zJ $10.00 Tapestry Rugs, size 6x9. fi QQ special Monday J.fyj 17.50 1898 22.50 Y2600 ..4.25 .2.50 5. 25 .. 2.75 1.75 $22.50 Smith Axminster Rugs, size Bxlz, special Munduy... $25.00 Smith Axmlnstrr Rugs, slse 9x12, special Monday... $.10.00 Seamless Velvet Runs, size 9x12, special Monday... $35.00 Seamless Wilton Velvet Rugs, size 9x12, special Monday $(5.00 extra heavy Art Squares, sise 9xl0H. special $4.00 extra 'heavy Art Squares, size 6x9. special $8.00 extra heavy Art Squares, size 9x12, special $100 Axminster Rugs, size 3(ix72, special $2.50 Axminster Rugs, size 27x54, special $i.50 Bigelow's DagliaMan Wilton a T( Rugs, 36x72. nt - J $8.50 Bundlmr Wilton Rugs, size A 36x72, Seclal 1 tJ $7 50 Bonne Femme Lace Curtains, 4 rQ special .yo $5.50 Bonne Femme Lace Curtains, 1 rQ special O.VO $4.00 Bonne Femme Lace Curtains, O Qtt special 'O $30.00 Bigelow's Electra Rugs, 22 fifl size 9x12. special $.10.00 Bigelow's Utopia Rugs, 22-50 size 9x12, special $45 00 Royal Wilton Rugs, 32.50 size 9x12, special $2.'. 00 Velvet Stock Rugs, J J. 75 $25.00 Axminster Stock Rurs, slzo 8-3x9-10, special $15.00 Tni'stry Stock Rugs, Size 8-3x10-6. spcclnl $26.00 Axminster Stock Rugs, size 8-3x11. special $30.00 Axminster Stock Rugs, size 10-6x12. special $7.50 Brussels Net Luce Curtains, special $5.60 Brussels Nrt Lace Curtains, special $1.60 Brussels Net Iiftce Curtains, speclnl $3.50 Brussels Net Lace Curtains, speclnl $6.00 Rope Portieres, special A flfl UnnHo. -W.MM $4 60 Rope Portieres, special Monday $3.60 Rope Portieres, Bpeciol 2 $2.50 Rope Portieres, special Monday A full linn of Madras, at, yard, CXC 75c, 56c. 45o and uuw WH WILL HOLD FOR YOU ANT SELECTION YOU MAY MAKE MON DAY, PROVIDED A SMALL DEPOSIT IS MADE AT TIME OF PURCHASE. 14.73 10.5C 16.5C 23. 5C 5.9c 4.4Q 3.65 2.4? 3.25 1.50 Linens, Muslins and Sheetings Specials that will prove of greatest 6S-inch Silver Bleached Table Linen, all pure linen, ten patterns to select from, regular $1.10 and $1.25 quality, . Ofir at, yard VUfc G8-inch Silver Bleached Table Linen, regu lar 89c and 9Sc quality, at, 75c 60-inch Silver Bleached Table Linen, pure linen, regular 75c quality, at, yard OCJV 68-Inch Bleached Mercerized Table Linen, ra0rd...r.d'...a.t: 39C 81x90 Ready-Made Bleached Sheets, (seam less), sells regular at 66c only A.Qr six to a customer at, each 81x90 Ready-Mado Bleached Sheets, seam- h re ar quality, at, 59C 50c Furniture Department China Cabinets, Buffets, Book Cases During' a recent visit to the furniture factories we purchased over two carloads of the above articles. By going direct to the makers we saved the middle man's profits ' and the expense of floor space as used at Chi cago and Grand Rapids, to sell the goods. . This saving means about 40 per cent. We place on sale Monday all of these goods and bespeak for you a large line and ex tremely low prices on new up-to-date patterns. A few samples: QUARTERED OAK CHINA CABINET Bent glass ends, size J6 inches wide and 72 inches hlRh, French pattern plate mirror, . 9x22, regular K...; .16.50 QUARTERED OAK CHINA CABINET Bent glass ends, size 38 inches wide and 69 inches hlh, French pattern plate mirror, 6x16, regular S.;,.?.'?;S:......'..'...I3.85 1 Ml lESil QUARTERED OAK CHINA CABINET (like cut), bent glass aoor ana enns, size thirty-tour ins.rwlde and seventy two inches high, French pattern plate glass mirror, size eight by thirty-two inches, regular price $24.85 J Q OVER FORTY-FIVE STYLES, ranging in price from $38.00 down to QUARTERED OAK BOOKCASE, dou- ble doors, hnndsome design, size thir-ty-nlno Inches wide, sixty-three Inches high, regular price, $18.60 i O" now lf0f 13.85 FANCY JACQUARDS, at, yard $1.00. 75c. 60c. 39c, 25c. 10c, 15c 1 2 I C IVORY JACQUARDS. silk figures. at, yard, 75c, down to 26c and IVw India Linons, good quality, at, yard. 75c, down to 26c, 19c, 15c, 10c 7 Lr and : lc Persian Iawm, at. yard, $1.00, down iCn to X 20c, 15c, 12 Vie and '" French Lawns, at, yard, $1.98, down 0n to 75c, 60c. 39c and AivJW XJngerle Walstings, at, yard, $1.00, 1tr down to 50c, 38c, 25c and IOV. HAND EMBROIDERED WHITE GOODS. Genuine St. Gaul Hand Embroidered on laws, at, yard, 12.50, down to On,-. l.i, $1.60, $1.25. $1.00. 75c. 60o and.. VC 65c French Mulls, hund embroidered, at, yard, $1.50, down to $1.00, and.. Jaconets, hand embroidered, at, yatd, $1.98. down to $1.00, 75c and. Silk Chiffons, hand embroidered, at, fl (( yard, $2.50, down to $1.60, $1.26 and.,v'u Broderle Anglaltm, (eyelet hole embroid ery), at, yard, $2.50, down to Oflo $1.25, $1.00, 75c, 60c' and OVW DRESS LINENS. Handkerchief Linens, ut, yard, 'IQo $2.00, down to 75c, 60c and 0"W Waistlng Linens, at, yard, $1.00, 1En 76c, 60c, 39o and Dress Linens, at, yard, $2.00, down OE- . . . M W Cutting Down Dried Fruit and Grocery Prices Highest Quaiity"and Freshest Goods on the Market to 75c, 50c, 39c and. Hand Embroidered Linens, at, yard, $2.60, down to $1.00 and.. 75c We have now in stock all kinds of Waist, Dress Embroidered and Colored Linens, 21 pounds Pure- Cane Granulated Sugar. $1.00 48-pound sacks very highest Patent Min nesota' Flour $1.25 S pounds best, Breakfast Rolled Oatmeal.25a 7 pounds best hand picked Navy Beans.. 25c 7 pounds best Wheat Farina, Hominy or Barley 25c 6-pound palls Pure Fruit Jelly 15c 1- pound cans assorted Soups 5c 2- pound cans fancy Sweet Sugar Corn.... 6c S-pound cans fancy Sweet Potatoes. .... .10c 8-pound cans Boston Baked Beans. 8c 8-pound cans Golden Table Syrup $Vc The beat Soda or Oyster Crackers, per pound ....6c ancy crisp Ginger Snans. pe SPECIAL DRIED FRUIT SALE MONDAY. Choice California Prunes, per pound 4c Fancy Santa Clara Prunes, per pound.. 7V4c 3 Crown Muscatel Raisins, per pound... 7V4C 4 Crown Muscatel Raisins, per pound... 8V4c Choice Mulr Peaches, per pound 10c Fancy Crawford Peaches, per pound.. lV4c Fancy English Cleaned Currants, per pound Sc Fancy Silver Prunes, per pound 12V4c Fancy Virginia Blackberries, per pound. 8lc Fancy Pitted Plums, per pound 10 Fancy Evaporated Ring Apples, pei . pound 10c r pound 5c Fancy Nectarines, per pound 10c Fancy seeded Raisins, per package SVsc 1-pound package Mincemeat 6c OMAHA'S GREATEST FRESH FRUIT DEPARTMENT PRICES. Fancy large. Juicy Highland Navel Oranges, per dozen 20c Fancy large, Juicy Lemons, per dozen. ..12c 4 pounds Shelled Popcorn 10c Fancy Cooking Figs, per pound 4c Fancy Fard Dates, per pound 10c 1 measures Fresh Roasted Peanuts 5c New Honey, per rack...j 10c Fancy Imported Figs, per pound 12'4C Fancy Imported Italian Chestnuts, per pound 10c interest to the careful buyer. 81x90 Ready-Made Bleached Sheets, (seam less), worth 85c, at, 69c 42 nnd 45-Inch Roady-Made 'Sir Pillow Cases, at, each 42 nnd 45-Inch Ready-Mado Iflr Pillow Cases, at, each 1VW 43 nnd 45-Inch Roady-Mada 12C Pillow Cases, at, each '"" Fine soft finish Rleached Muslin, Er regular 8'4c quality, at, yard Lonsdale and Fruit of the Loom Blenched Muslin, selling regular at 10c file and 12Vic at, yard H 9-4 Bleached Sheeting, good heavy muslin worth 25c yard, at, . 0 yard 1 Js' Laces and Embroideries 50c Cluny Laces, 10c Several hundred yards of new patterns in finest cotton cluny edges and insertinss. Laces worth from 15c to 50c per. yard- very popular for trimming curtains, spreads and fancy center C J A . table covers Special Monday, at, per yard ZION CITY LACES. We control the snle of this remarkable line of laces in Omaha. Every yard is made In this country, thus saving the 60 per cent duty imposed on Imported laces. The Zion City factory Is the largest in' the world and every yard of lace is war ranted perfect or money refunded. This Season's line is finer and of greater variety In pattern than ever before. See our 16th street window display. Prices per yard, 25c, 20c, ISc, loc, lie, 10c. 8o, An 6o 6o and 50C CORSET COVBK EMBROIDERY, 26C. All corset cover embroideries have ad vanced 20 per cent this season, but a lucky purchase In November has placed us In a position to offer a nrice of 25c per yard on this exceptionally IE,, fine lot. See them Monday tiiJSt WHITE EMBROIDERED ROBES. We have Just received a new line of la dles and misses' lace and embroidered trimmed whl'e robes, ranging In ( fiO prices from $22.50 down to CJ.XJXf $2.25 Ennbroidered Waist Patterns J QQ $1.50 Embroidered Waist Patterns," 7Clr at GRAND VjC LACE PALE. We fire clearing up our last season's stock of fin torchon edpes nnd Insertions, worth from 5c to 16c per yard, Olr at, per yurd 3 26c White Embroidered Duck at 60c Fancy Gold Eelts, at 50c Fancy Silver Belts, at ...x 26c Fancy Neckwear, at 50c Pad Hose Supporters, at lOo Pure Linen Handkerchiefs, at 50e Fancy Border Handkerchiefs, at 25c Ruchtngs, each, at 10c Fancy Single Ruche, at $2.00 Fancy Sofa Pillows, complete, 75tf at A 10c 25c 25c ,.74o 25c 5c 24c 15c 5c Special Monday Bargains in Flannel Dept. All oubest made Outing Flannel, filn at, yard uw Closing out out 40c All Wool 2flC Skirting Flannels, at, yard vw 8V40 Bleached Shaker Flannel, at, yard 40c White Wool Flannel, to close OXr out, at, yard 8o Drapery Cretonne, at, ff. yard w w Drapery Sateen, at, l2Ac yard aw Extra heavy Cotton Bed Blankets, BEC tan and grey, at, pair .'. "-"-J 72x!t4 nearly All Wool, tan and 2 rrey Bed Blankets, at. alr " - Regular $3.98. Full size 11-4 fancy stripe' and plaids Cot ton Bed Blankets, regular $1.50, QQq at, pair, Monday Full size Bed Spreads, extra fine SQ Marseilles patterns, each - w Full h!zo extra heavy Knotted Frlnce Marseilles pattern, cut corners, regular $1.50, eucli "" China Department Specials We have just received a large shipment of crystal plates, so popular for decorations, with cigar bauds and stumps, all sizes 1& inch, 5 inch, 5H inch and 6 iuch Special, at Remnants of open stock patterns of Eng. lish Porcelain Plates, Cups and Saucers, Bone Dishes, Oatmeals, Covered Dishes, Butter Dishes, etc., at, 5C"10C Decorated Japanese Tsurla Plates, Cups and Saucers, at 15c ART POTTERY JARDINIERES, In doz ens of different shapes and colors, worth three times our special prices Ol;. Monday, Sic, 60c, 45c and " DECORATED Bl.l'E SPUN BOWKS, imported from Hollund, Rrr each "w Entertaining Little Stories for Little People I ESSIE'S father had given her a was nuvor an brlaht aa thaL Why. that Is bright now penny and had told Just like a little light. It almost likiru.iuy her that ill might buy anything tyes to look at It, she exclaimed. ?'Why, Bho liked with It. It took but a it Is my punny. What makes It shin ku moment (or her to decide how brightly? It's as bright as" then she laa peony should bo spent. looked up and laughed right out. "Oh, i "how," Kaid ane, "X can buy one of thoBO know," wild she, "it's tliu sun. It minci, wsa llltie penny UolU that uie only as big "y penny stilno Juut as it nuikts thu mm my little tinker, and I know 1 can make school houuu window siuua sometime. I cunning iiule diosse for it ail by uiy- sues the nun wanted to help in luidi my autf." penny. I Uiajik you, Bnaht Sua, lor 8o off she started for the store wber the snowing me whure my pooiiy was hiding." penny dons were kept, with the brigut new Aud away sue run to the store to buy Uie penny clasped tigntly In her hand, blie Penny Uoa. iiiiaergarieu Review. ' iiiuiuued a song us she skipped along the . . way, slopping now and then to see it the One 11 uie loo Many, penny waa null safe In her hand. Danny went wumUing aiong the street. Sue hud gone a short Uibtunue when she Ha wa barefooted ana his trousers were spied litiie yellow Ilower slowing In Uie roUe1 above his knees, lie looked long- bme beeide tne road. It looked eo lonely ln'y toward the ocean. Ue waute tp be uou tueie In the graaa that ttessie picked ttuwn n th beach with the other olilldren, K w.. i..u i-arrieu it away with her. but h" btld errand to do for mother. So "iua ot-ttf little Ilower." said .lie. as ah. uu waiaea aiong. Tersely Told Tales Both Grim and Gay Gossip and Stories About Noted People Ml lie cuuid see the thiluren skipping stones aerobe tue water and wading out luto It. A line of little girls stood on tne beach. As the waves went out they scampered down the wet sand. Then the waves rolled back, and the girls ran, laughing, from them. "They did not catch me," called Bessie. -'."You did not ko far enouvh. A r. vn. And sure enough-the penny was not In afraidy answered Hulda. "See how far I her hand, for lhaC hand held the little yel- can 0," Huldtt Parted down the beach, low Ilower. . "Come back, come back. Do not go so "Oh. dear!" said Beside. "I want tuy tus," cried Bessie. But Hulda stood still penny. 1 muet And It." and let the waves roll back over her bare Uhe looked all about her, but she could feet. i walae$ uiuiitf. "1 win take you home to lay mother. Uhe will be pleaded to see you. lut, nifci. you must come with ins penny dull, but oh!" Bessie looked about to tne store where I am -going to buy a wonderlngly "where Is my bright new peony T on: 1 ve lost It! I've lost It!" not see Ilia l bright new peony. She wulkea back a little way and searched In tue Again and again the children followed the waves out and ran in before them.' Each .aa where she tnou"l sue nau picked time Hulda went further out and laughed Uie little yellow flower, but no penny could as she let the waves catch her. be seen. "Do not go so. far, Hulda. Do not," "Dear me," said she. "What shall 1 do?" begged Bessie. It I canot tlnd my penny I canol buy the But Hulda went and again the waves doll. 1 wUh some one would come to help caught her. .: me And It." "Oh, oh." she cried. Hulda was, not She looked up and down the road, but no- laughing uow. She was screaming. Beeale body was lu eight. Down on her knee screamed, too, when she saw liulda's feet went L-rssie and searched again in the slip from under her and saw the waves ira, but only a green grasshopper carry her down to deep water. '. lumped quickly away out of siht and All Uie children on the beach began to some Utile acts hurried into their ant-hills scream. Bessie waded in, but Huklv was near by. as if they thought she was trying beyond her reach. to mid ttu iii. Then some one scampered acres the sand Tiuly, the penny Was lost. and splashed into the water. It was Danny. Two big Uers were just ready to roll He swam dut and soon brought Hulda back down Bessie's eheeks when shs saw some- to land. Bom women on the beach took thing shining oh, shining very brightly, In- care of Hulda. Before any one could VarJ( aeed-in the grass UtUe way off. , Danny, he bad slipped away to get some '-U oaanot be my penny." said Bessie, dry clothes and tell mother why he" bad -u, Denny was aew - and bright, but It Qu bar arrano. utus Chronicle. He Apologised. HE ha bright eyes, rosy cheeks and an awful weighty estimate of the proper contlnes of pro priety. It Is an Invariable rule or hers to observe that subtle barrier of modesty which all well ordered young women should observe, and, better still, she prides ' herself on making the sterner sex observe thl barrier In .all its invisible but nice distinctions. Then how this Incident must have shocked her! Being a telephone girl. It is her obnoxious duty to hold converse with the "mean things" of the world otherwise known' as men. The other afternoon a subscriber called for a certain number In Oerman town. "What number did vou say?" she cooed. "Germantown 33233-s, quick." "I can't understand; please repeat It." "Blank, blankety blank, x y s!" "Well, If you don't say what number you want I can't give It to you. I'm not going' to fool here all day." "Now, keep your shirt on, little girl; keep your shirt on" But the subscriber got no ' further; she slammed up her cam, rushed to the over seer with flaming cheeks, and reported the subscriber. ' The company rlghUy said that subscriber had' no right ( to comment -in how Its employes should treat their wear ing apparel, and demanded that the sub scriber apologize or lose his 'phone. The subscriber was willing. He called up the girl with the bright eyes and said: "Are you the young lady whom I Just told to keep her shirt on?" "Yes," was the curt rejoinder. "Well, possibly 1 - wss a little hasty. . It may be warm In your office, so now you may take it off." Philadelphia Telegraph. arrapA- A Kraak Oylnloau Clyde Fitch was discussing a .rather tire-: some drama. ' "It we such a drama," he said, "that a' French playwright read the other day be-; fore a committee of the French Society of .' Comedy. ' i' ' . "A the author plodded through ' his' second act be heard an odd sound, and looked up. to see a man asleep and breath ing heavily. i "He frowned. ' s ' J M,'lwaalub'jM said, luooaleur. wake Un. Please remember, monsieur, that I am reading this play to the committee In order to get its opinion. How can a man who Is asleep give an opinion?' "But the other answered gravely: " 'Sleep is an opinion.' "New York Tribune. Ilerole Treatment. The late Dr. Gale B. Builard, for more than a generation the leading physician at 61. Johnsbury, Vt., did not always rely upon drugs for a cure, lie was of fine presence and heroic proportions, and was a very picturesque user of profane lan guage when occasion made It expedient. Be lug called one night In the dead of winter to the bedside of a farmer who had been suffering from an Incessant attaclc of hiccoughs for three days and was near death, he wrapped himself up In his fur coat, pulled his fur hat down over his face, leaving but UtUe visible' beside his eyes and his whlekers, and hurriedly drove away. ' He did not stop for preliminaries, but en tered the house and without a word passed Into the sick room. Before the invalid knew be was there he Jumped on the bed, grabbed him by the throat, and, raining him from hi pillow by the neck, ex claimed: "D n you! I want you!" The man not only survived heart dis ease, but never hiccoughed again. Bosttm Herald. . Aa Appropriate Platform. A Kansas City lawyer named James Gar ner told of a strange experience he had In the sound money campaign of lsVU. "We were billed to speak," he said, "in a smail town In northern Missouri, but when we arrived wo found tliut the only hall In town bad been filled with apple barrels by the free silver democrats to prevent us holding a meeting. , "But we rustled around, and finally se cured a storeio.im, and held the meeting there. I was the first speaker, and whea I arose I laid my manuscript . upon a box In front of me and saw that It was a coffin. "The disopvery so disconcerted me that for a few seconds I could only stand and stare at the coffin. A free silver democrat aw the cause of my embarrassment, and made.lt worse by shouting: - . ; 'Ob. tbat'a all riant, Oantsc. Ue ahead on a dead issue, anyway.1 Stir. "Kansas City M Natare of aa Oath. Some thirty years ago a case was on trial before the Judge of a court in a city In wtych, among the numerous witnesses for the defense, was a shiftless looking colored man named Jones, who was to testify as to an alibi. He was finally called and the usual oath was about to be administered when the at torney for the prosecution arose and ad dressed his honor, suggesting that Mr. Jones be Interrogated as to his understand ing of the solemnity of an oath. The Judge therefor asked the witness If be under stood the nature of an oath, to which he re plied: "Yes, sah." "Well," said bis honor, "what Is it?" To which Mr. Jones Immediately replied: "Why, when you tell a Ue, stick to it." Chicago Inter Ocean. An Aetlna Corporal. Colonel J. W. Phelps (afterwards briga dier general) at the commencement of the civil war commanded the First Vermont regiment. He was a West Point graduate, an excellent soldier, but very eccentric. About May 20, 1861, he was sent with his own regiment and the Fourth Massa chusetts to occupy Newport News. The new volunteers were very "fresh" and annoyed him by their Ignorance of the rules of military service, and especially of military etiquette. He received a com munication addressed to him as acting brigadier general. Instead of colonel com manding post. A few days afterward he met a squad of men in command of a sol dier who showed no badje of rank, and asked him what Ida rank was. The man replied Uiat he was an acting corporal. "Yes," said Phelps, "acting corporals, acting sergeans, acting lieutenants, acting captains, acting majors, acting lieutenant colonels, acting colonels, acting brigadier generals, and you are all acting like the devil." He detested unnecessary display In uni forms, and meeting some soldiers of a New York regiment that had Just arrived In camp, who wore a zouave uniform gorg eously decorated with scarlet cord, he ex claimed: "Hello! What part of the show are you circus rideis?" Boston Herald, Jahw Burns and HI Book. X BOOKS are part of myself, and without them I should not be," so said J on u Burns, thu new IL-'Tll lre'"aoI't ui the British local government board. In a chat Willi i..e eu.ior of Uie Book Monthly, which took place in Mr. Burns' well slocked library In the unpretentious house in Batiursea. With him, as Willi others, love of books mitigates Uie asperities inseparable from a strenuous life. Joan Burns has always been a voracious leader, and he finds In spiration as well as pure pleasure lrom Ins books. His library runs lnlo thousands of volumes "A stranger could tell at once," says the editor of Uie Book Monthly, "that he knows books Intimately and Is accus tomed to handle them In his day's work." He is sure of the place of every book, "the infallible test of a good, loving bookman." His greatest prize is a unique copy of the answer of King Charles 1 to the deputa tion of Parliament which wailed on the martyr-king with the grim demand lor uie life. An inscription snows that ll was the copy of the regicide, liradshaw. I nlque Hospitality. Senator Proctor of Vermont lia been In the habit of pulling on overalls and bools and making a tour of the stale eacli year. Should be do so in 13tti he hope to escape an infliction ' which has fallen to his lot several times. One year he was Invited to dinner with a farmer conciitueul. The wife of the farmer, who was to have bacon and cabbage, was so excited because of the high position of htr guekt ihut she allowed the cabbage to scoic.i. "I ll have to apologise for the cabbage," she began. "Oh, don't do It," Senator Pioutor aid. "If there is any one tiling I du like it is to have my cabbage burned Juki a little." Every farmer s wife passed the news along and up to and tncludir.g last eur the sena tor was obliged to eat scoiulieu caboae whenever he dined with a constituent. A Soled Plilladelpblan. John B. Stetson of Philadelphia, who lately died at Dvland, Fla , at the age of 1i, was a good deal of a tiutu. He began life as a repairer of hsta, and rose to con trol a great establishment in I hlladelphlu which employs 3,60 men and women. He provided a social union for his employes, a building and loan association, a library and a reading; room, a kindergarten, and a model hospital, which employs a staff of thirty-four physicians, lie gave much money to thu charitable institutions of Philadelphia, including the Young Men's Clirihliau association, and all the Baptist churches of' the city and the Institutions allied with them. He was the lo under of Deiand, In Florida, and hold a controlling interest In nearly all its Industries and in stil uuuns, among which is the College Arms hotel, which cost (JOo.UUU. He gave tw,WU to the university there, which took his name. In ViM Mr. dUUou placed ouu worth of shares lu ids Philadelphia Hat company at the disposal of the board of director, to be distributed among Uie employes, according to merit, Uie stock to be paid lor out of the produ, and at no expense to the employes to whom it Weill. Proper tape,' lu Statue. Major McDowell, clerk of the house In Washington, was chatting with some other l'euiis Ivaiuan on the prospect to erect a statute to beaator Quay in Harrisburg. "I am opposed," said the major, "to this butilness of building unsightly things called monument to the memory of other mortals. Thu greatest mistake of all Is for the friends of the man who has gone to say whether be shall not have a mem orial of that kind. When a man is dead the proper tiling to do is to place a heavy slab over hiai, ornamented with a hand, over an inscription, 'Gone Iioum;.' Let the fingers be well turned In every possible direction, and then let every man make his own Inference as to the direction taken by the departed." A Million lieir Like Work. R. Hall McCormick, Jr., son of a million aire, has made up his mind to work If hu has to work for nothing. He was gradu ated from a university and passed through a law school. His futher has a house in London, o:u in New York and another lu Chicago. I.liiewiHH, he iius a collection of paintings wli eti lost more tiiau a half million. But young Mr. McCormick did not rare to loaf around lu London, New York or Chi cago, so he went to Bl.Ue's Attorney Ileal y In Chicago and told hliu lie wanted to prac tice criminal law. If he was appointed an assistant stale's attorney he would work for nothing, and like It. Thereupon Mr. Healy a; point, d M:u an assistant, and he will now devote his time to "settling" the "crooks" and robbers With Wkka tbica is overrun. n i L