Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, March 03, 1906, NEWS SECTION, Page 8, Image 8
TUB OMAHA' DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, MARCH 3, 1906. Uncle Sam Refinery No. on the Banks of the Missouri, Wearing Completion From Northern Texas to tb Great Lases Uncle Sam's company, backed by the common people of the Nation, will secure and maintain supremacy of the oil trade regardless of the dirty millions of the Oil trust. One hundred and twenty-two more distributing stations will be established during the next six months In Kansas, Okla homa, Arkansas, Missouri, Northern Texas, Nebraska, Iowa and Illinois. j Refinery No. 1, at Cherryvale, Kas., now In successful operation. Refinery No. 3, on the banks of the Missouri by Atchison,' now partly built and being rushed to completion, will be ready to refine oil In less than 100 days. Lands secured and specifications submitted for Refinery No. 2 at Tulsa, I. T., on the banks of the Arkan ' iu, where foundation work will commence In ten days. Cash paid In for stock and refined oil for the past three days averaged a little better than TWO ($2,000) THOUSAND DOLLARS per day. FOUR (1439.000) HUNDRED THIRTY-NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS now paid In cash, and F1VK THOUSAND (5,400) FOUR HUNDRED stockholders now enrolled, besides public sen timent Is with the company. Strong effort will be made to secure the BALANCE of TEN THOUSAND STOCKHOLDERS and ONE MILLION DOLLARS CASH during the next 60 days. This Is a poor man's company, fighting for principle as well ss financial gain. If you are in favor of a square deal in the oil fields, better Invest your mite and use your influence for the Uncle Sam Company, as it Is the only for midable foe to oil trust oppression west of the Appalachian mountains. From the Northern Indian Territory Oil fields, clear across Kansas 'from its southern to northern border a main trunk pipe line will be completed to the banks of the Missouri st Atchison, wbere, by light steel barges, the great trade centers of Northern and Central Missouri valley states will be reached by river free from oil trust railroads, while from the great refinery soon to be built on the banks of the Arkansas at Tulsa, Indian Territory, a refined til line will be built down the Arkansas river to Fort Smith, where barges will be load and taken to Little Rock, Arkansas, and on down to the Mississippi river to the Gulf and Uncle Sam sold all over the lower Mississippi valley states where Uncle Sam already has over ONE THOUSAND stockholders to defend Its rights and more joining every hour. 'yPictnre of the first two carloads of ) it-finery on the banks of the Missouri by Atchison. Whes tha V'nrU Sum rempenr eerure the It-acre farm on tlx Mteeenrl river juet south at Atr.hlaon and annosncee: tkat It would build reflnerv No. t at thla location, cortain wlao (ill as 14 tho Unci Sam eompany would navor build tho aald raflnarjr. Wall, It la a eaao of making good again and of throwing tbe lla back Into tba tooth et thaao hlrollnga. Oo up to Atchlaon now and you will And from ton to thirty man running tho work on tho foundatlona of tho at Ilia and and tho foundatlona tor tha big tanka and dlatlllato tanka already com pi nod. alao offleo building, i water Usee and alao And aeveral car loada of matarlal on tho grounda and mora coming. Thla big river refinery, whan tulle completed, will kit a capacity of rotR THOUSAND TWO Hl'N DRID BAKRKUI nor dar. and In loaa than four to aU montha tho main trunk plpo Una will bo oomplotad to It clear through from Northern Indian territory and alao running through tho Terr haart of tha groat Kanaaa all nelda. It will than be no longer poaalhle for Ihe oil truat to cheat tba prndueere out of their oil and to boycott every man who baa enough Independence ta ear that light muat win. They all look alike to the Weeternera and tho ttme la not far distant when Juattce will prevail In heae oil ftolde and tha name medicine meted out to both alike. Uncle Sam company preeonta a eolld Hue up for eurceaa, aupported by a otrength that oannot be broken down or beaten hark. Juet aa well get en the right aide today and aend down IM.00 or lioo.oo or 11.000 00 and help a good cauae lo succeed mora rapidly and at the name time eerure etork that will Ineroaae In eolld values la tha next two yeara to FIFTEEN TIMES ita celling price offered to yon In this announcement. 11,000.00 draft or iheck sent Immediately after reading this will secure you FIVB TIIOl AM shares, par value W. 000 00. and tha chances are one hundred to one that tha stock will be selling at par In lesa than a year. About one-third of the big river refinery la now shipped and with Ihe present rapid development thla refinery will be ready te refine all In eue hundred daya. Write or Wire for Furthtr Particular and Pictures and Report of the Oil Field, and Refinery. Space will not permit us to enter into further detail relative to the giant strength of the Uncle Bam company. However, the com pany has complete reports and several pictures of the oil fields and the refinery work which we will be glad to send to you. You should not delay a single hour after reading thla announcement until you write for more full particulars or remit for your stock as this stock is going to be Bold. Hundreds of Investors have paid this price for be stock several weeks ago. It may be advanced any day and you had Just as well secure some of it as to let some one else secure what you want:' i . Unci Sam Company Should Build Up to a Dally Capacity in Two Yjars of Eighteen Thou .and Barrels Per Day. This company does not intend to even try to make one-half of the wrongful gains now being stolen by the methods of the present oil trust, however, there can be great profits earned without working a narasnip on any one. i rtis snail re tne policy or Uncle Sam. You can depend on a square deal If you Join our band and help the good fight along. There is no reason why Uncle Sam with the three re fineries forming a chain of refineries from the Arkansas to the Mis souri cannot In a very short time build up' to ' over EIGHTEEN THOUSAND barrels of crude oil daily. The company will go forward very fast in a very few months and then the stock will all be sold and will grow in value by leaps and bounds while you sleep.. The time to get in is now. We wish to state further that It is probable for this stock to go past THREE DOLLARS per share. At any rate the future is a bright one and worthy the consideration of any business man,, ; Will Benefit the Citizens of the Central West The oil trust, through a few slick tongued orators at the oil fields, have repeatedly misrepresented the value of Kansas and Indian territory oil. They get interviews into newspapers by deception and knock the Uncle Sam company and every other independent enter THE FAITH IN DRUCS SHAKEN "Active Principle" Tar Below th Standard Beqntrcd. FRAUD IN Trie MAKING AND THE SALE llevelallsss Made b the Health Department ( Slew lorlt Uraetle Laws Proposed , as a Heeaedy. , Tha medicinal value of tba drugs dis pensed in a large proportion of tba drue stores of Mew York la so poor, aod nos truma whose Ingredients are kept aecrvl by their proprietors lime been discovered to be so dangerous to public health, that a movement, aupported by tha Department of Health, the medical societies and many of the leading physicians of the city , haa been set on fool to improve ttieae condi tions. At a recent meeting of the Academy ot Medicine thai organisation authorised Ita officer, to support a bill which has buen introduced Into the legislature forbid ding tba sale of any proprietary or patent medicine containing alcohol, morphine, co caine, opium or any other preparation, un ices the ingredients and their quantities are printed on the label. It haa alao been recommended that a section be added that shall empower the Departments of Health of aU oil lea lit tha a lata of tbe first and second classes to take cognizance of the sale of poisons aod other drugs and adopt measures ta regulate their sale. If one may believe the teats made by tbe Department of Health and the testimony , I , Wherever you find a Gordon Hat you're pretty sure to be in good Company S3.oo Dividends Commence pumps and boilers for the big river certainly value UNCLE of prominent physicians, and even drug- giats themselves, there are few drug stores In New York City where drugs which have a full medicinal value are used in com pounding prescriptions. Cheaply ground orugs, wnoae strength is unknown and whoa action canot be depended upon, are used. Patterns, in consequence, do not re spond to the medicines prescribed, and the physician Is at a loaa to account for it. He doea not know whether it is because of the patient's condition or the fault of the drugs, and he is powerless to cope with it The variation la the strength of drugs sold In New York la so great that the lives of persons are jeopardised. Acording to one druggist, this condition Is due to tbe commercialism which has crept 1st the business. Druggists are buying cheap drugs and few of them are equipped so that they can tell whether or not they are getting drugs which are capable of producing the results expected of them. As a result, many physicians are going back to the method of tbe old-fashioned country practitioner of carrying their med icines with them, prepared by ehemlsta on whom they can depend. So accustomed are physicians ta the existing drug conditions that when they learned of the reaulta of the testa of a number of drugs made by tbe Department of Health thev- manireatiMi n surprise st all. Theae simply corroborated tneir own experiences. Great Hare Beta Desa. Morphine and cocoalna flenda and drunk ards are being made every day by tbe uae of nostrum According to Champa 8. An drew a. counsel for the Uedlcal aociety of the county of New Yoih. there are 2,000 nostrums on the market containing alcohoL opium, morphine or cocaine. Of these, he said, too contain alcohol, ranging In quan tity from U to W per cent; iQ contain opium. 40S morphine and KM cocaine. Mauy cocaine Mends have been made by uae of catarrhal snuffs, whoae formulae were un known to tha uaera TUcy did not know that the snuffs contained cocaine ranging In quantity from 1 to l per cent. "There sre only two reasons for keeping the for mula of a nostrum secret wortbleaaneas or harmfulneaa," aakl Dr. E. Eliot Harris of New York, formerly editor of the New York State Journal of Medicine. "Tha harmful ones contain cocaine, alcohol, mor phine and. in the case of headache cures, aceianlllde. which make the uaer feel good, but are Injurious." Tbe Academy of Medicine at the meeting referred to adopted a resolution urging phy airiaua not lo prescribe medicines with the contents of which they were unfamiliar. Dr. Eugene II. I'orter, state ccanmiaaioner of health, says that be intends stalling aa Mammoth bridge across the Arkansas river at Tulsa, I. T., where work commences In ten days on Uncle Sam ' ( Refinery No. 8. About three week! ago tha Oil truat made a threat at tha oil producers of the Indian Territory If they did not meet In Kanaaa City or somewhere else and bring Influence to bear on Attorney General Hadley of Mlenotirl to cease prosecution of the nil I rust that they would boycott tha Indian oil fields. Immediately thereafter he Uncle Sam company made a proposition to the Commercial club of Tulsa to build Uncle Sam refinery Number THREK at Tulsa. During the last week nogotlatlona hare all been rioted and work will commence In ten daya on tha foundatlona. Speciura ttona for the refinery have been rushed to Eastern buildera and tha ateel will be put onto the grounda Juat as quick as It can be hauled from the manufacturers. The Tulaa Uncle Bam refinery will start July first with a capacity of THRKB HUNDRED BARRELS every twenty-four hours and will be Increased to SIX HUNDRED BARRELS dally In ninety daya from July nrrt. Distributing stations will be located In every principal city In both Oklahoma and Indian Territory and a refined oil Una built to Fort Smith and the refinery Increased until when fully completed will hava a capacity of TEN THOUSAND BARRELS per day. The man or men who think the Uncle Bam company la going to nop with a small capacity will see bla mistake Inside of two yeara. Don't wait until Uncle Bam baa TEN THOUSAND stockholders and a MILLION DOLLARS' cash back of It, and nntll It in creases Ita capacity to over EIGHTEEN THOUSAND barrels of oil per day, and until It has tha trade of tha Central West, and than eipect to buy thla atock even at 13.00 ahare. Remember the atock la being sold. Every day now the completion of in chain of Three big reftnerlea with pipe line connection will be marching nearer auccena. Now la the day for you to act. Either mall draft or chock todsy or write or wire for full particulars. Uncle Sam company haa at Tulaa one tract of TWELVE ACRES: also a block on the river front right at the foot of these bridges, besldea TWENTY SEVEN TOWN lots. Thla property was furnished by the eltlsena of Tulsa. Beeldea this the company bolda an option on three acres more. The com pany will have a river outlet for email barges from Tulaa four months out of tha year, and there are some of tha largest gaa wella In the West in and around Tulsa. A gaa line rune within three hundred feet of where the company will commence work. There la oil on every aide of Tulsa for from thirty to arty miles. The moat of the production la vary high grade, worth la to to cent a per barrel above other oil. The Held haa only been acratrhed isi by a little development a productloa of several thousand barrels per day can be secured In a radius of Ave or aiz ml lea from the refinery location. prise, but the people are getting onto them and the time is not far distant when Kansas and Oklahoma will be too warm a place for them. Better Join our band today and thereby help the true interests of home Industry and home people as against those who would bar ter the rights of home people away. Can You Afford to Turn Down an' Investment In This Growing Enterprise? As you will notice by the following quotations on stock, so many shares, when sold, will pay for so many rods of main trunk pipe line. It is very Important to complete this pipe line, and a special effort will be made to have it completed by the time the big river plant is ready to receive oil. Of course, if the line is not en tirely completed the company will use tank cars from the nearest railroad station at the end of the completed pipe line, and make the big pipe line a big payer from the word go every mile of pipe line completed knocks off that much freight. We think that we can pay for TWENTY MILES of this pipe we base our calculations on the results from the past, when the com pany was not one-hundredth as strong as it is today. The offer on stock is as follows, and following each quotation is the number of rods of pipe line your remittance will enable the company to buy: $1,320 will pay for one mile of the main trunk pipe line, and buys 7,000 shares, par value , $7, (MX) $704) will pay for over mile, and buys 3, BOO shares, pur value $3,500 $500 will pay for nearly H mile, and buys 2,000 shares, par valne $2,300 $300 will pay for nearly U mile, and buys l.SOO shares, par value $1,500 $200 will pity for nearly 1-6 mile, and buys 1,000 shares, par $1,000- $100 will pay for over 1-1S mile, and buys 500 value $50 will pay for ten joints, and buys 230 shares, $20 will pay for four Joint, and buys 100 shares, SAM OIL Investigation of tbe uae ot pour and adul terated druga. It was an astonishing condition of things which the Department of Health found when It began to investigate the druga used In the city. Tbe bead of ita drug depart ment visited eight of the leading wholeaale druggists, supplying, according to the de partment. " per cent of the drug stores of the city. "1 asked," said he, "for the beat drugs they had." Samples to the num ber of ISO of such druga aa aconite, bella donna, digitalis, lobelia, powdered senna, saffron and rhubarb were secured. Of theaa the aconite, belladonna, digitalis, lobelia, saffron and powdered aeuna have been tested. Not one of these proved to be up to the standard msintalned by the Depart ment of Health. Owing to careleeaneea In grinding and, In the caae of aaftron, which sells at about HI a pound, and therefore tempts to adulteration, to tbe presence of artificially colored flower' petals which looked like those of the daisy, there was not one which could be depended upon for strength. Age had also affected some of thera. Better OrladlaeT needed. The "active principle," aa the druggists call It, In each drug Is not distributed evenly and to a certain Oneness. Standards of fineness have been established tor differ ent drugs. They must be ground neither too fine, for they may be too strung, nor too coarse, for they may be weak, or uneven in strength, or absolutely Inert.' Screena containing different numbers of meshea to the square Inch are uaed to determine the fineness, in the rake of lobelia, for iu atance, It should be ground so that all of the particles will pass through a screen having fifty openings to the square Inch. About a third ot the lobelia obtained passed through a screen of 100 meahea, while some of It would not pass through a, screen finer than M. All the other druga had this un evenness, so that one could not be sure whether he had the right strength or not, or whether or not there was any of the "active principle" in tha drug. The normal doae for aconite, which Is used to reduce fevers, is shout tea drops. In the samples examined by tha department some were so weak that twenty-twe drope would have been required of the tincture In order to obtain the atrength of a normal doae. la other words, a doctor prescribing a normal dose would have ob tained lesa than half ef the "active prin ciple" which he wished to give. The life of a child might depend upon tbe quick re duction of a fever. In such a case be might lose the life because of tbe weakness of bla medicine. The alxteen samples of bella donna ranged In quantity of "active prin ciple'' from ,.4 to . per cent The nor a lew days line each month, and shares, par $500 par value, . $230 par value. . $100 l-'or COMPANY, mal dose of the former would be eight drops,, of the latter about fifty drops. Some of the samples looked like weeda, hayseed, tea leaves and sawdust. ' s digitalis Is used ss a stimulant In heart disease. The samples ranged in "active principle" from 30.44 per cent down to 26. 5 per cent, the normal being 36.08 per cent. Tha character of digitalis and some other drugs, according to the Health department, ia aucb that they deteriorate and become inert In courae of time. Digitalis should be renewed at least every year. It is sometimes adulterated with a beautiful but worthless leaf. There seems to be a ten dency among many druggists In replenish ing stock to mix freah material with the old. It did not require the evidence of the Department of Health's testa to convince some physicians of the untrustworthlness ot many drug stores. "It often happens," aald Dr. Herman M. Biggs, "that we do not get the reaulta expected from digitalis, which is prescribed for heart dlseaae. Gela tine coated pills are often of no value. For some reason they do not dissolve, and the patient secures no benefit from them at all. "Whether it Is because they have been In atock for a long time Or because the gelatine Is of a poor quality, I do not know. Oftentimes a druggist will have a stock of tableta of various mixtures on hand. He gets a prescription which corre sponds to the contents of one of his tab leta. It la to be put In capsules. . He pulverises the tablets, which may be old, and puts the powder in the capsules. Bella donna and digitalis deteriorate rapidly. If a druggist is perfectly honest he will be constantly- getting freirh drugs; if not be will let his old atock serve." IHsappelatlasT Reswlta. The careltesness, to say the leaat, of some druggists and the intentional aubstitutlon of drugs which others are guilty of are Illustrated by a couple of Instanres re lated by Mr. Ami reus. In one a child was sent to s drug store on the West side, uptown, to have a prescription filled. The child did- not go to the drug store where the prescription had been filled first. This did not fessa the druggist te whom the child, went, however. He look the bottle over the counter and filled It with some thing, probably the compound which was represented by the corresponding number contained la his book and returned the bottle to tha child without changing the label in the least. The members of the family who were to take tbe medicine did not receive the expected benefit, but. Z the contrary, were Injured seriously by The other ease was that of aubstitutlon of a cheap chemical tot the higher priced June 20, 1906 SI . MONTHLY PAYMENT OFFER. In addition to the Uncle Sam Company selling its treasury stock at the above cash prices, the company also makes the following monthly payment offer, so that investors of limited means can secure part of the present allotment before a big advance occurs, which is certain to come. Offer is as follows: 7,000 shares, $200 cash, 6 monthly payments $2O0 each 5,000 shares, $150 cash, 6 monthly payments $150 each i 3.0O0 shares, $00 rash, A monthly payments $00 each 2,000 shares, $60 cash, 6 monthly payments $00 each 500 shares, $15 cash, 6 monthly payments .$15 each 1,000 shares, $30 cash, 6 monthly payments - $30 each 250 shares, $7.50 cah, 6 monthly payments $7.50 each 100 shares, $3.00 cash, 0 monthly payments $3.00 each SPECIAL OFFERS. tne company will sell stock in fifteen ( 13,000) lots par value $ 13,000 for $2,800 cash. This amount of money will pay for considerably over two miles of main trunk line. Where a club of men go together the company will issue stock as directed in amounts of 100, 600 and 1,000 share certificates- Just as directed. SPECIAL INSTALLMENT OFFER. Fifteen thousand (15,000) shares for $500 cash and six monthly payments of $400 each. The chances are ten to one that long be fore you have the six payments made, the value of your stock will have increased double, and be selling at close to 60 cents per share, if not higher. In Conclusion. The charter name of this company is "The Uncle Sam Oil Com pany." Its authorized capitalization is TEN MILLION SHARES. Par value, one dollar each. Every si are of stock draws the same amount of dividends as any other share. The officers of the company are: James Ingersoll, President: J. H. Ritchie, Vice President, and H. H. Tucker, Jr., Secretary and Treasurer. These men also one required and the consequent Injury of the complexion of a handsome woman. An Eighth avenue masseuse had a prescription for improving the skin, which she had pro cured from a physician. She took it to a druggist and had It filled. She applied some of the concoction to the face of a patron, a woman who had a beautiful skin. The woman's beauty was ruined for a time by an unpleasaut eruptlou. Analysis of the compound proved that the druggist had used aa the base a drug worth about one-sixth of that called for in the pre scription. "I presume," aaid Dr. Eugene H. Porter, state commissioner of health, "there is hardly a drug store In the state in which you will not find medicines of poor quality, and many Inferior druga, rendered so by ignorant or Indifferent preparation. Many druggists cannot help themaelves. 'They are not in a position to know. They think the goods are all right. A first-claaa phar macist using large quantities of drugs ought to know something about them, how ever. I think the two questions, pure drugs and the control of patent medicines, are very important." New York Tribune. STARVATION IS A DREAM Bat the Hector Wka Said So DleaJ After Fastis Five Weeks. Dr. Richard A. Terhune, the dean of the physicians of faseaic, N..J.. by whom he was always spoken of affectionately as "Doctor Dick," died there recently of In testinal cancr. He had not eaten any thing for over a month, snd to the last bantered bis brother practitioners on the fact that he was a living example of his pet theory that no one would die of starva tion if be had plenty ot water to drink. Dr. Terhune had alwaya declared, and would argue on the subject whenever he had an opportunity, thai persons who had died of what ia called starvation were really the victims of fright, and had simply died because they were afrsld they would Snd not from lack of food. ' The aged physician, who was a stalwart man. became ill about seven months ago. He speedily diagnosed his ailment as In testinal cancer and gave out a fatal prog nosia of hla own case. All the Passaic fhyslrtana and scores more from the neigh boring towns snd rlt(es called on him In the montha of hla Illness, and many eng. g eat Ions as to treatment were made to him. He turned a deaf ear to all and only em ployed a urn palliative measures as sug gested themselves to himself snd his son, r t. Percy A. Terhune. , About flvs weeks beiors kls death "Doe- Laying Uncle Ram Pipe Iiine Across Neosho River The above picture was taken near Neosho Falls, Kas., about two weeks ago, as the Uncle Sam pipe line men completed the pipe line across the river. At this point it is Just about sixty miles due north of Cherryvale. Since then about four miles more of the main trunk pipe Hue has been completed. Completing of this pipe line to the Missouri river will make this company Independent and free. Better send down a hundred dollars or so and help the good work along. This company is making a square flgkt as can be proven from the books. Money Invested goes to buy more pipe and more refinery material. Every day more pipe line will be com pleted until the company has over 300 miles In main trunk lines and laterals to the different oil fields. the Board of Directors. All of the stock of the company has been sold for cash or its equivalent from the start. You cannot buy a single share from a single one of the above-named officers under $1.00 per share; in fact, their stock is not for sale at any price. The management Is the same now as In the beginning the old guard are In the traces working harder than ever. This stock Is offered for sale and being sold to buy pipe line and machinery for the river re finery. When you Invest for stock your money goes into the enter prise to make the very stock you buy more valuable. The company is In touch with over TEN THOUSAND investors by special letter re port. This announcement will appear in the principal and influential' papers in the United States will be read by over TWENTY, MIL LION PEOPLE. The company is a, straight, legitimate enterprise, one that is already a far greater success than even the most enthu siastic expected on the start. References Montgomery County Na tional bank, People's National bank, and Cherryvale State bank, all of Cherryvale, Kas. The company has several pictures of the re finery at Cherryvale, and different views of the oil fields, which it., will send with other Information to investors who wish further in formation. The company is so well advertised and has so many working for It that, without a doubt, the stock will soon be sold, and investors would do well to not delay in securing the stock you want, as the company Is one of great merit, and the price of the stock, with the assets back of it, offers every man an Investment that he must admit is good, and far above the ordinary proposition. You will probably never have an opportunity again to invest with a company like this. It was born of necessity, on account of the black list by the oil trust of certain producing properties In the Cherryvale oil fields. It is backed by influential men in both state and nation, and if you Join our band, now over five thousand strong, you will be treated fairly, and. we sincerely believe, will secure stock now at twenty cents per share, or one-fifth of its par value, that will go to par In less than a year. The company realizes that it must offer a great investment and great Inducements to raise money as fast as we need it. but will make it all back in a few months with main trunk pipe line and river refinery completed. We solicit your investment in good faith, and the statements made herein we can back with proof. For further particulars write or wire. Thousand constitute Or H. H. TUCKER, JR., Secretary, CHERRYVALE, KANSAS. tor Dick" found that he could no longer retain food, snd he gave up eating. After that time nothing paased his lips except water, snd now and then a little medicine. One Sunday night aeveral physicians dropped in to sea him. and he took the opportunity to enlarge upon his nonstarva tion theory. . , "You see," he begun with a smile, "I cannot retain anything but water, and yet I am strong and able to move freely about In bed. I am proving my old theory that no one ever really dies of hunger. So called death from hunger la simply due to terror, If there Is plenty of water to be had. TwfH call to your attention the ease of a young girl that came under my own ob servation. She was 111 with a disease which was pronounced incurable by skilled physi cians. That girl did not eat anything for forty-eight days expt half s soda cracker a day. Did she diet Not a bit of It. On the contrary she got entirely well, and in ths forty-eight days she did not eat she pursued the even tenor of her way, went to parties and danced, too. "You know very well thst doctors don't know so much sfter all." continued the old physician, shaking an admonishing finger at his auditors. "Nature doea the work snd we get the credit." After bidding good night to his callers "Doctor Dick" went quietly to sleep Snd died st 4:10 o'clock the following morning. Dr. Terhune wss 77 years old. He re tired from sctlve practiee aboui ten yeara ago, but had frequently been called In con. sulfation up to the ttme of hla Illness. Be sides his son he lesves a daughter, Mlaa Bessie Terhune. The funeral waa held at tbe First Ilefonn-d church at Passaic New York Times. . - PeMated Paragrsaka. A tramp works hard trying to avoid work. . . A little taffy la apt to make silly people appear stuck up. The business of a cradle manufacturer Is rocky, but piofltable. Manr of our beat home ties look very much like mother's apron strings. There's nothing cunning about the tooth ache, even If it is acute pain. Often a man casts a sbsdow over his charitable sets by talking about them. Civilisation enaljes woman to wear a tailor-made gown and eat with a fork. Never Judge the cigar a man gives you by the price he claims to have paid for It. Don't get disoouraged. No man is really down and out until the undertaker gets busy. It senictlmes bajtpani that a modest man employs a press agent to do his boasting for him. No matter how much a man owes he la always ready to liquidate If Invited to face the bartender. After a man has acquired a certain amount of wisdom he would rather add to It than make a display, of what little he has. Chicago News. ' Wordy Warfare. "Do you know what ths longest word In the language is?" asked the literary editor. "You're thinking of 'amllea,"" said the poet, "because it has a mile between the first and Ust letters. That's old. I know one thst has three miles between the fiist snd last letters." "Yes," retorted the other. "You're think ing of 'beleaguer. 1 But I know of one thst has a whole lake between the first and" "Of course. 'Slakes.' That'a simple. But how about one that Ukes In the whole earth, heyf "Dead easy. 'Bertha' And there la a still longer one that hss ths sun for Its second syllable." "Everybody knows that. 'Lswson.' Then there's" "Hold on t That won't " "I say it will. And there's another" "Which Includes the whole sky. Cer tainly. 'Risky.' But that's nothing. ' I can tell you of one" Here, providentially, somebody came In to Inquire where .the subscription depart ment was. snd the trouble coaaed Chicago Tribune. Ia shoe wheat werV asasahip, style and fa aswektsi tectort SHIRTS i crre krat dUcs. Tbev the cieeW sad aaliav lla la while end color -fast iaLcks 1 1.00 AND S1.25 CLUETT, PEABODY CO. Uaaaat Meaam ef CWkee aee Saaiw to ska Weaes M 9 aSfBsW I f S -aSBaW' '-' Daeaaa