THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 190G. The Omaha Sunday Bee E. nOSEWATKH. EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MURNINO. TERMS OF srUBCRIPTION. pnlly Hee (without Sunday!, one year.. $4. CO Dally Hw iirnl HiinriHy, one year Illustrated live, one year 2.&0 PunrtHV Pre, one yeiir IM Saturday Hee, one vear 1.50 DELIVERED UY CARRIER. Daily pee (Including Bunnay), per week.. 17c Dally Pee (without Sunday), per week.. 12c Evening Hee (without (Sunday), per week 6c Evening Pee (with Sunday), per week.. I'm Sunriav Pee. per copy c Address compliant of lrrenulrltle In de livery to City Circulation Department, OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Buildlnir. South Omthn 'ltv Hall Building. Council Bluffs In Pearl Stre.-t. Chicago PU" t'nlty Puildlnf. New York l.V Home Life Ins. Building. Washington 1 Fourteenth 8treet. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and ed itorial matter should he addressed : Omaha Pee, Edltoriul Drpartment. REMITTANCES. 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Subscribed In my presence and sworn to beloie me this 31st day of January, 19'Hi. (Seal) M. B. HL NtiA I E. Notary Public. WIIKS OIT OK TOWN. Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily should ImTf The Hee mailed to them. Address will be rhanited aa often Ha requested. A former Oiuaha base bull plnyer re ports luivliiK ttiaile a strike of $1 2,001) lu the KlouillUe. AuJ he was uot niuUed us the best hitter on the tenni, either. ArcoiMIng to the testlnionj- of one of Its oHleers, the Xutioiml racking com pany does not even class Itself ns one of those "trusts" which can be called beuetlcleut Governor Magoou Is not to be enlled before the senate committee for a week. He enn devote the Intervening time to learning the real conditions on the zone by reading the magazines. In spite of the action of the foreign ministers at Caracas It Is probable that until President Cnstro Is converted M. Talgny will prefer the climate of New York to that of Venezuela. With all its Standard Oil endowment, Chicago university cannot be as bad ns it is jialntrd, since its faculty has voted to expel the imc (if foot ball from the acred precincts of the campus for at least two years. One Alabama congressman, who Is In favor tf federal rate regulation, says that under the common law the govern ment has a right to fix railroad rates. Thus does he prove his loyalty to the eoge of Kfopus while voting right. An Irreparable blow would be struck the Imaginative genius of the country should a law be passed making nil life Insurance policies uniform, as It would reduce solicitors to the extremity of cut ting out nil promises not in the text. It will depend upon the result whether New York Life policyholders will 1h ple.-ued to pay o.tHHJ for the examina tion of the concern by tho oHlcial rep resop tat Ives of live state. Similar ex aminations give little cause for ho;e. Olio of the Interesting questions, which has net been answered by oppo nents of the Hepburn bill, is why n flitted States judge should have u bet ter knowledge of what constitutes jnst freight rates than members of an Inde pendent commission. Congressman Burton's remarks that congress should make It plain that no corruption is so great as to be above the law was not nn appeal for the re vision t:f the membership of the I'nlted State sennte, but it might h tve been ' Used In that connection. General Pell says he does not desire to ' Jump over the head" of General Grout. The distinguished warrior dov.bth-sn wants to be fim fully' recov ered from Ills last athletic exercise when he I 'nix-d over tlio majority of the field o:!H'ers of the I'nlted States army. Colonel liryan'a Commoner declares that 'tbo-e house Insurgents performed a voluminous lot of thunder In their advance notices." It neglects to say, however, that In this the insurgeut were only Imltr.tlng what the democratic minority Is doing all the time. Coniircs will now attempt to put an cud to graft in the army in the form of padded mileage accounts, junketing ex penses und other (;ueitionable per quisites cashed lu by military officers. It Is Just possible that before the anti graft wave expends Itself congress may put an end to graft by Its owu members In the form of mileage bills for trips traveled on passes, campaign documents produced at the government printing office aud postage payments evaded by overstretching the franking privilege, . the presidents position. The authoritative statement regard ing President Ilooevelt's position as to legislation for regulating railway rates should put an end to conjecture on the subject and tlx conviction In the public mind that the president Is as firmly de voted now as when he wrote his last message to tbir- purpose to secure such legislation as he has recommended. The statement has lccn made in press re ports from Washington that Mr. Roone velt was bringing pressure to bear, par ticularly upon senators. In behalf of the legislation he desires; that he has been trying to dictate to congress and that he had threatened. In case there should be no rate legislation fit the present ses sion, to call an extrn session Immedi ately after the adjournment These statements are contradicted by the authorized report of the president's' position given out through the Asso ciated Tress. This declares that there hits been no attempt on the part of the executive to dictate to congress and no threat of an extra session should rate legislation fall at this session. The statement Is that the president regards favorably the measure lcfore the house of representatives, known as the Hep burn bill. He has been Urged by sena tors who are opposed to the legislation provided for In that bill to modify his altitude and has refused to do so. He stands by the views expressed in his last annual message and has rejected all proposals of a compromise. To yield to the appeals of those senators who are against giving the Interstate commission tho power to correct rates found to be unreasonable would be a surrender by the president and not a compromise. The house will pass the Hepburn bill by an overwhelming majority. Several measures have been Introduced In the senate nnd referred to the committee on interstate commerce. That committee will next week decide which of these measures shall be reported to the senate. One of th'in Is similar to the bill before the house and it Is very probable that this one will be reported by the senate committee. Perhaps It will be. changed In some rospects after reaching the sen ate, but it is not probable that its es sential or vital features will be materi ally altered. If nt all. At all events the promise of rate legislation at this ses sion now appears most favorable. This week the house will act and the nature of Its action Is already assured. That response to the public demand can hardly fall to make an impression upon tho other branch of congress nnd es pecially upon those senators whose terms will expire with the present con gress. ; There is said to he a disposition among the opponents of rate legislation to embarrass the administration by an tagonizing other legislation which the president has recommended. It Is al leged that they are prepared, to go so far as even to withhold needed appro priations. The Philippine bill and other measures In which the president is greatly Interested are said to be threat ened with defeat by way of punishing the president for persistently demand ing rate legislation. It is scarcely cred-1 lble that any such feeling should obtain among men charged with the duty of conserving the public Interests nnd wel fare, but the bitterness of the friends of the railroads In congress toward the president Is unquestionably very strong. SIUTUALIZATlOK. In the numerous ramifications Into which prolific Insurance Investigations have been turned there seems to be u disposition to overlook the basic evil that was first exposed as the chief cause of mismanagement the centering of all the power of so-called mutual organiza tions In the hands of a small self-perpetuating coterie of paid ollicers. The theory of mutual organization is that members are all proportionately repre sented in the control and direction of their own affairs, although It hns been proved that lu practice the policyholder has seldom had anything more to say about how his funds should be Invested or rper.t tliau an entire outsider. Tho demand for mutualizutiou, how ever, is hardly to bo suppressed by diverting attention into other channels. On this side n'bill drawn by Wisconsin's lnnurance commissioner, Zeuo M. Host, "to prohibit by law the use of proxies nnd permit policyholders to vote either In person or by mail" will deserve con federation, It goes on to provide that at the annual election of directors and trustees of every mutual life insurance company every policyholder with paid up premiums shall be entitled to vote In person or by mall, but that no proxy voting whatever Ik? permitted. To facili tate, the participation of policyholders It requires tho directors to appoint a nominating committee of six, three of whom slnll be policyholders not mem l ?r of he board, who slnll recommend c ultal le persons for election, while other candidates may be recommended as well on petition of twenty-five or more mem Imtb. The names are then all to be placed upon an official ballot in form similar to our Australian ballot and scut by mail, one to each policyholder, lot later than thirty days prior to the date of election. These ballots, when returned after being marked, go at once Into a ballot lox In the custody of the canvassing committee, which on the designated date is to open the 1k. and record the votes, declaring the results In accordance with the figures and sub mitting disputes or contests to arbitra tion. Such a scheme of election would make au Insurance association thoroughly democratic and provide for true mutual lzatlen. With the possibility of the IK)llcyhohlers taking control into their owu hands any time by turning out an old board and commissioning a new one. the managing officers would be very careful to guard against waste and extravagance and be constantly spurred ou to keep expenses down and Income up. And If mntuallzatlon can tie introduced into life Insurance so cieties through a feasible way of record ing votes without proxies It may later be extended to all great corjniratlons with large numlers of widely scattered shareholders where ring officers succeed In entrenching and perpetuating them selves only through a proxy system. A HOME PRODUCTS EXPOSITION. The Pee ventures the suggestion that Omaha manufacturers could not make a better stroke of business than to get to gether with, the Auditorium managers for a home products exposition that would illustrate the varied scope of manufacturing industry in this city. It has loen years since we have had nn exhibition partaking of this nature in Omaha. People who have been living here continuously have not the slightest Idea how many different articles of mer chandise are turned out by our factories and newcomers to the city are in still greater ignoraiwe. The Impression prevails that Omaha is not suitable to manufacturing In dustries and that Its natural sphere of growth Is In other directions, when; as a matter of fact, nothing could be much farther from the truth. Omaha Is al ready a manufacturing city of no mean proportions and is destined steadily to enlarge Its activities as a manufacturing center. The numlKT aud variety of manufactured articles produced by and In connection with the great meat-packing plants at South Omaha would make a small exposition lu themselves. The creamery Industry centering in Omaha is tho nucleus of n great manufacturing enterprise and the smelting works and Its offspring, the white lead works, are supplying markets far and wide. A host of smaller manufacturing plants have been located In Omaha during the .past few years nnd those already here have branched out Into many new fields of which the public Is almost wholly unaware. A home products exposition to serve Its purpose best would, of course, de pend largely upon Its completeness as a display of all of Omaha's manufacturing lines. It would thus give our own peo ple nn opportunity to talk up Omaha as a manufacturing center, with full knowledge of what they are talking about. It would also be a stimulus to tho preaching nnd practicing of the "Patronlzo-Home-Indtistry" doctrine and If the gate receipts paid no more than the running expenses the exposition would return large profits In spreading the name nnd fame of Omaha's growing manufactures. COSTEST AS SHE IS- A few days sgo a member of the Canadian senate called upon President Roosevelt and they talked about com mercial conditions between the Domin ion and this country. The Canadian senator said that while a few years ago there was a strong movement for reci procity between the two countries the subject Is now scarcely mentioned. The people of the Dominion are looking abroad for an outlet for their surplus products and have already built up a large and prosperous export business The senator said: "If we should enter Into a reciprocal agreement with the United States, we should be obliged to change our relations with Great Pritain. Our people have no desire to do that. In Great Britain nnd In some other foreign markets Canada Is a competitor of the United States." Tills undoubtedly expresses the prac tically unanimous sentiment of the peo ple of Canada. Except with n portion of the agricultural producers there Is no desire for reciprocity with this country nnd as Canada goes on increas ing her export trade the feeling of com mercial Independence will grow. Per haps the New' England advocates of reciprocity, who have considered only their local Interests, have come to realize that the time for urging a reci procal trade arrangement with the Do minion has gone by. What is probable In the near future is that Canada mny have a t:triff more favorable to Great Britain than the present one and there fore more discriminatory agaiust us. growth of child labor. The national child labor committee is actively working to check the increase in the employment of children which is said to be tukiug place in many states. A meeting is soon to be held In New York for the purpose of establishing a child labor day. to be observed by all Christian churches and Hebrew syna gogues throughout the country. The Idea is that a national movement, In which all churches should participate, Is necessary to secure the enforcement of the laws in those states which now have adequate legislation and to secure their adoption in states where no laws have been passed. Referring to the movement the Brook lyn Eagle remarks that "of all the phases which our greed for money has taken none is so sickening as this prac tice of coining the blood and bones of little children into dollars." It views as discouraging and disgusting the fact that after years of active effort for adequate factory laws and mining laws, by a notional organization allied with various state workers, the employment of children should be Increasing Instead of dying out. It points out that the growth of school population cannot go on unless children arrive at adult age with unstuuted and fully developed bodies, and factory aud mine lalor seri ously threatens such mature develop ment In several sections of the country. The matter Is Important from tho moral, social and economic points of view. In vestigation has shown that where em ployment of child labor In factories and mines is extensively practiced the moral conditions are generally bad. A great many of the children are utterly Illiter ate and for the most part are socially degraded. Growing up uuder such cir cumstances It Is almost Impossible that they can become good citizens. This child lalor Is poorly paid and while In numerous cases It contributes to the subsistence of the families of tho work ers it Is not of general benefit and Is In the way of the employment of adult labor. Most of the states have laws regulating child laUir and generally such laws are adequote, but the trouble Is they are not strictly enforced. Per haps the establishment of a "child labor day," to be observed by Christian churches and Hebrew synagogues throughout the country, would be con ducive to the better enforcement of the lnws nnd thus prove an effective checll to the growth of child labor. WHERE COXORESS SHOULD IXTERPoSE Application has been made to congress for a special law for a federal charter vesting corporate powers in the Car negie Foundation. This Is the trust fund to which the great ironmaster has transferred f 10,000,xx, the income of which is to be used for pensioning super annuated professors in American col-( leges aud universities. In making his deed of trust however, Mr. Carnegie so worded the grant as to give rise to the Impression that In the distribution of this fund the faculties of state uni versities were to be excluded, along with those of sectarian nnd class Institutions, and that the beneficiaries were to be sought only in the great private en dowed educational Institutions. The Injustice and injury which such n discrimination would work against the state universities has been pointed out by The Bee, which In Its position un questionably voices the sentiment of those connected with the administration of all the principal stnte-supported uni versities of the middle west. The ex clusion of these institutions from equal treatment under the Carnegie Founda tion could not fall to handicap them In their efforts to secure and retain desir able members of their Instructional force. To put them on n level again with the favored universities would re quire them to establish pension funds of their own. something thnt is abso lutely impracticable in view of the fact that they must lot.k solely to the pro ceeds of toxation to augment their in comes, and the taxpayers of their re spective states could not consistently establish such pension funds for their state universities without applying them to the entire system of free public schools nnd eventually to a civil pension list. When the trustees of the Carnegie Foundation met to organize It wns given out thnt this question of barring state universities from participation was still open and to be decided later by that body after fuller Investigation. It seems to us that congress now has it In Its power to insist upon a removal of this discriminating feature as n condi tion to the federal charter which the Foundation Is seeking. The states which maintain free universities are numerous when It comes to representation in con gress nnd if their representatives would tnke up this matter they would surely accomplish the desired result. It would III behoove congress, repre senting the Interests of all the states, to charter an institution resting upon nn odious discrimination against those very stntes whose people tax themselves most to provide higher education for their children. Such a discrimination would put a still heavier burden upon these universities than they now bear, as compared with those with private endowments, whereas it should be the aim of congress to lighten the burden wherever possible. MemlKTS of the Chinese commission touring America have just sent Gov ernor Mickey u handsomely ornamented brass vase as a testimonial of apprecia tion of the courtesy extended them dur ing their stop at Lincoln. They deserve credit for displaying the usual Chinese shrewdness nnd sagacity In the selection of the gift. Think of the emborassment that might have been created had they sent the governor a cut glass wine decanter or a decorated beer mug, or a hand carved teakwood card table. Tliose Chinese may be peculiar, but they are quite up to snuff. - Invltatiifu lias been Issued for n meet ing of the county assessors at Lincoln, with the object of discussing "ways and means to uncover hidden property nnd to secure an equitable assessment." This shows the transformation worked by the new Nebraska revenue law. Under the old law the precinct assessors used to meet within each county to agree among themselves upon a rate of voluotiou calculated to enable the prop erty within encli county to get out with paying as little state tax as possible. The Nebrasku Press association at Its forthcoming meeting will listen to papers on the railroad advertising ques tion handled on one side from tho view point of the business manager nnd on the other side from the view-point of the editorial room. A third speaker should be enlisted from among the rail road publicity agents to discuss the question from the view-point of the rail way headquarters. The recent spasm of sensationalism over pure milk seems to have failed to meet the test of the bacteriological laboratory. It would not be surprising pin a city of Omaha's size for occasional milk tests to show samples below the required standard, but It Is certainly gratifying to know that all the analytical tests so fur made have passed muster. The sentiment of Insurance reformers seems to be unanimous that the deferred dividend is the chief source of all In surance woes. When the bills come up in the legislature,' however, to prohibit deferred payment policies we will find the representatives of the lusurauce companies as busily engaged as ever trying to head them off. It Is now rumored that Senator Mor gan Is lu line with the president on the subject of Santo Domingo. If so, this will be gall and wormwood to a few of the "lrreeonellables" who still clamor for the United States to return In for eign affairs to that policy, which was no policy, of doing nothing that it Is uot forced to do. With n defense fund of $5.000.(K10, ac cumulated practically in the lost three years. It would seem as if members of the Miners' union were making a little more money than Just enough to pay expenses. Wondrrtnl Moderation. Philadelphia North American. No one aors so fnr aa to contend that Im pure food actually prolongs life, for which exercise of moderation we should be duly thankful. Increasing the Harden. Kansas City Star. Poor Mr. Carnegie! Here he is In a per fect funk about dying- rich, while the care less Steel trust goes on making money to the tune of 135.000,000 In three months. A Itepetltlon Demanded. New York Sun. The announcement of the Itinerary nnd sailing date of the Hon. William Hymen Taft's second great excursion to summer seas Is awaited with Increasing eagerness by many Interested persons. At a Standstill for t'eutnrles. Boston Transcript. It may be Interesting to note that Al geolras, Spain, where the future of Mo rocco Is now under consideration by tho representatives of twelve nations, was the first spot taken by the Moors when they landed In Spain In 711. It Is remarked by some that Morocco has not advanced in all the Intervening ronturies. Value of Parrels Pout. St. IjOuIs Globe-Democrat. Germany's parcels post business last year wns ".OdO.OOO packages, with prollts of 11. G14.095. An eleven-pound package Is car ried In Germany for 12 cents. The limit of a parcel mailed In the United States Is 64 cents. The postal deficit In this country is J13.ono.oro nnd 35.000 rural delivery wagons are running with extremely light loads. Menace to Individual Thrift. Chicago Chronicle. The mutual be no lit societies ot France object to the workmen's pension bill now pending in the chamber of deputies for this reason: "The moment the state imposes the payment of subscriptions the workmun will be not only unable to pay the volun tary subscriptions that compose our budget, but will lose even the habit of economy and foresight." This Is' a serious matter not only for the societies, but for the French people, whose phenomenal thrift has made France rich despite enor mous and Increasing public expenditures and gross and persistent errors In eco nomic legislation. Whatever threatens to undermine this thrift threatens to destroy French posterity and economic eminence. PERSONAL AD OTHERWISE. King Alfonso might as well pull down the blinds. We have some affairs of our own. Mr. Rockefeller made a good Investment when he bought a wig. The attorney gen eral of Missouri Is unable to recognise him. The gas companies of Chicago aver thnt they cannot supply gas for 85 cents and compete successfully with the city council. Grover Cleveland speaks of doctors aa "veiled prophets." Now let the doctors shod their whiskers and discredit the sage of Princeton. Press agents of rival resorts have the greatest Job of a lifetime In picturing a grade of winter weuther as charming as the real thing in Omaha and vicinity. There is ono railroad in Pennsylvania which rarely furnishes a line lor the mortuary clerk of the Interstate Commerce commission. Only one train a year runs over it. Philadelphia seems to have relapsed Into its former somnolent condition, liurglurs blasted a burglar proof safe In a building without awakening anyone of the nine sleeping occupants. A "leading citisen" of an Alabama town, convicted of wife beating, was promptly hitched to the chain gang and set to work on the public streets. Once In a while the punishment really tits the crime. Truly the polleemun's lot Is not a happy one in St. Louis. First, all the rake-offs were raked off, then the lid was screwed on, now they are forbidden the privilege of swearing outside tho court house. Life is hardly worth living on the west side of the river. Alderman Coughlan, poet and sartorial statesman of Chicago, commonly known as "Hathhouse John," Is wooing the muse as a gi-nlle relief from the exacting cares of the city. Although deeply Involved lu the struggle for "Immediate municipal own ership" of everything In sight, his mind rebels against sordid affairs and Irresistibly attunes Itsejf to love and romance. Here is a verse of his latest flight of fancy: Oh! for a voice like a nightingale to charm this Spanish maid; I'd sing the Bonus ot old Castile, the songs that never fade, But, alas and alack! I cannot sing; I'm troubled with catarrh. And all I can do Is to sit and dream and thrum the light guitar. 8KHMONS UOII,KU IOW.. He cannot rind wisdom who will not wor ship. The flowers of triumph are watered by tears. The shepherd's crook does not make the crooked sheep. No man climbs to the Father by treading on his brother. Stealing sorrow Is as much a sin aa ac quiring stolen Joys. Many fall through success, while others succeed through failure. Clothes do not make the man, though they often' mark his mind. If tho black sheep were more common no one would stop to count them. When generosity la a surgical operation it Is often fatal to be the patient. No man Is brave until he has overcome the fear of being called a coward. When some men send a dollar to hcavm they want to receive the earth for a rebate. The godly man Is not likely to be good unless be believes In the goodness of his God. It Is not the people who are poor, but tho poor people that the church needs to be ashamed of. The fact that a man Is all puffed up with pride will not mitigate the lar when ha takes his fall. It is better to be the foot soon parted from Ida money than the miser whose soul Is burled with It. The shrewd man seldom has sense enough to know that he cannot be satisfied so long as bis soul la starved. The man whose thoughts seem to be In heaven Is never so far from earth as when the offering U being taken. Chicago Tribune What the New York Press Says. The Bankers Reserve Life Company. One of the growing life insurance companies of tlie middle West is the Hankers Reserve Life Insur ance Company of Omaha, Xeb., of which 1J. 11. It obi son is President. Last year this institution maintained the degree of growth established in previous years and added satisfactory amounts to the various items making up its annual statement. The assets increased during the year from $341,520 to $ol!),775, and after providing for all liabilities there was left a surplus on policy holders account of $135,589. Premium income of $40(.),55() shows a gain of about $100,000, while the insurance in force, increased by $2,005,305 and now aggregates $11, 348,555. The company maintains a deposit for tho protection of its policy holders with the State Auditor of Xebraska, which now amounts to $100,000, and the statement submitted to the policy holders bears the certificate of the State Auditor to the effect that the securities claimed by the Com pany have been actually verified and found correct. The Company confines its operations to the territory contiguous to its home state, in which it is gradually building up an excellent reputation for itself as a clean-cut, progressive organization. A commend able feature of the Company is the frankness with which every detail of its operation is given to the policy holders by means of detailed annual reports" from every department. The Spectator, Xew York, Feb. 1st, 190C). Concerning PiaLnosSome Questions Answered Yes, we will take your old piano In part exchange for what it's worth. Yes, you mny purchase any of our Pianos or the Angelas Player Piano on the monthly payment plan. Yes, we have absolutely one price, and It's so low that we can not and do not pay commissions. Yes, In addition to the Kn!e at $4BO, Kranlcli & Ba-h at $100 and Bush & Lnn nt $:130 we have the best allies In the world In lower priced Pianos; the most desirable Chicago made Piano, the Kimball, at $260, the Cramer, the greatest value In the world for the money, as low as $190. Any Piano In our stock sold on small monthly payments, A, HOSPE CO. 1513 Douglas Street. Ye, many join the Cut Itate Sheet Music Club, 10c 9ECILAR SHOTS AT THE lliMIT. Atchison Globe: It is funny how a man will get up In church and confess that he Is the chief of sinners and deny It at home If anyone accuses him of simply being an outside guard at the sinners' club. Boston Transcript: One hardly knows whether to admire the Ingenuity or grieve over the lack of humor In the 'Indiana clergyman who has gravely Invented a 'Bible yell" for the use of his Sabbath school. Washington Tost: Rev. Cassius M. Rob erts of Philadelphia says no young man should pattern his life after any other man. When you think of a number of models that have been shattered recently, the parson's advice seems good. Springfield Republican: Some of the vic tims hereabout of Rev. Prescott Ford Jernegan, who will long be remembered for the sea water swindle, may desire to hear the latest news regarding him. His wife has filed suit for divorce In St. Louis, and the-e Is likely to he no opposition to her getting it. The last time we recorded the whereabouts of Rev. Mr. Jernegan he was teaching school In the Philippines. He left that Job for awhile and worked In a sawmill In the state of Washington, but has now gone back to the more easy and congenial task of telling the young Fili pinos what's what. DOMKSTIC IM.EASANTHIllS. "See here!" exclaimed the husband of the fashlonuble Invalid, "what's tho Idea of the doctor coming here again today 1" "My gracious!" she exclaimed petulantly, "ha has come to leave my fretdi medicine. You don't suppose I'd us- yesterday's, do you?" Philadelphia Catholic Standard. Ms. Naybur Tine your husband belong to any secret society? Mr3. Crosswny - Ves; I suppose you mkllt call It that. He belongs to a church, but there isn't p. soul there that knows It. Chicago Tribune. "What Is It ?" demanded Mrs. I.UHhinan from her b'droom window, observing two forms recumbent on the front steps. "Shay! there'sh two of ush here," replied a voice from one of them, "pleashe come down an' shee which one'sd yir hUHhban'." Philadelphia Press. "Does your wife Insist on knowing ex . i anrnr.wr.WYVWy."i-.'.Vti'ii- COLLARS AND NECKS We have the Collars, but the necks are yours. It will be to our mutual interest to put them together, you hear people say, and we think it true that Browning, King & Co. does the Collar business of Omaha. I?e it so or not, we're certain of one thing that no one has a larger variety of Collar Styles to show you. We are ready to fit every neck perfectly with our celebrated ' Size Collars. 6?e Arrow Brand 15c; Two for 25c Browning? Kilng k Co H. S. WIL-COX, Mengr. actly when you get home?" asked the In trusive friend. "My wife never knows when I get home," answered Mr. Meekton. "I'm always hoina before site Is." Washington Star. "John," said his horrified wife, after ha had bumped his shin, "did I. hear you swear?" "I hope so, madam, I hope so," replied John. "It would pnln me to find you were deaf." Pliiludelphia Ledger. The department store clerk was at the heiress' feet. "Will you have me?" he begged. "I offer you my heart and hand." The infatuated girl bent toward him. "I'll take them!" she whispered. And then he spoiled It all by absently calling "cash!'' Cleveland Leader. The Photographer Come now, look pleas ant, please. Tne Sitter But I don't want to look pleasant. The Photographer Eh, why not? Tho Sitter I'm going to send the picture to a woman I don't want to marry. Cleve land Plain Dealer. Kthel Tell us, Mr. Wylkyns, which of us do you think Is the prettier, 1 or my sister Alvxs? Mr. Wylkyns Really, Miss Ethel. I don t know what to say. When I look at either of you I think It Isn't possible that there could be any one In the world more beauti ful. Somerville Journal. TUB WAMlKHEll. Eugene Field, t'pon a mountain height, far from the sea, I found a shell. And In my listening ear this lonely thing Fact a song of ocean seem'd to sing Kver a tale of ocean seem'd to tell. How came the shell upon the mountain height? Ah, who can say Whether there dropped by some too care less hand Whether there cast when oceans swept the land. Ere the eternal had ordained the dayT Stranvp. was It not? Far from Its nartv dpen. One song It sang; 8'ins of the awful mysteries of the tide, dung of the restless sea, profound and wide Even with echoes of the ocean rang. And as the shell upon the mountain height Sing of the sea. So do I ever, leagues and leagues away jo da I ever, wunderlng where I may, Slni: ( my home! felng, O my home I ot thee! - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --