4 THE OMAIIA DAILY BEE: FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 1906. The Omaha Daily Bee E. ROSEWATER, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. Dellv Bee (without Hunday), on year M.0 ImiII H and Sunday, one year .) illustrated bee, one year S-M rlunday bee, one year 2.30 Katuruar Bee, one year 1W DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Dallv Bee (Including Sunday) per wek..l7c Dally Bee (without Sunday, per week. .120 iOvenlng Bea (without Bundayj, per week c Kvenlng Bee (with Sunday), per wee. .10c Sunday Bee, per copy 60 Address complaints of Irregularities In de livery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. Mouth Omaha City tiall Building. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. t.-mcag-o 1M0 Unity Building. New jfork 1ft Home LI fa Ins. Building. Washington 601 Fourteenth Street. , CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and ed itorial matter should be addressed: Omaha Hie, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to 'the .Bee Publishing Company. tnlv z-rent stamps received an payment of mail accounts, personal checks, cx-vpt on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE BEK PUBLISHING COM PAN 1". STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County, m. : C. C. Rosewater, secretary of The Bee Publishing company, being duly snorn, says thai the actual numoer of full anil complete copies of The Daily. Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of Deeember, lx, was us fol lows: I S 4 6 7..... ...S1.040 . . .F.2.T40 ...IMMKO1. ...81.BW ...JI1.7HO ...atjtvo ...S'-.ino n ao.oiio Mt.KKO 19 ill.TTO 20 ji a-i.osn 2j a"i,ioo ;j aa.uetn 14 :o,obo g 8i"hk ...8I.TXO ...a-i,2i ...32,010 . . .80,000 ...81.H40 ...ai.oio ...80,100 .... 10.... u.... 12.... 11.... 14.... 16.... 16.... ....10,180 ...81,0-40 ...81, THO ...81,HW ...81.NOU ...ai.THO ...a-i,Tio 18 28 31. Total wsa.e-m Less unsold copies 1Q.HOS Net total galea OTlJiita Daily average , 31340 C. C. ROSEWATER. Secretary. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 81st day of December, lTOo. Rea.ll M. B- HLNQArb, (S Notary Public. WHEX OtT OF TOWN. abacrlbera leaving the city tem porarily should have The Bee sailed te them. It la better than a dally letter from home. Ad dress will be ehaawed aa often aa Chicago wants 500 more policemen. Chicago hna mado the mistake more than once of seeking quantity rather than quality. What seems to be mostly desired is an open door for Morocco which will automatically close against contraband munitions of war. Perhaps Senator Tillman counts on being likened to John C. Calhoun simply because he compares President Roose velt and Andrew Jackson. It is not so ranch quantity as quality which Omaha people want for their se lection of candidates for municipal office to be voted on this spring. Midshipman Meriwether wants to prove that bis hazing was doue entirely In good, humor, but he probably failed to consider the humor of bis victims. Poultney Blgelow says his Panama article was rejected by two publications before being accepted. Perhaps he now regrets that the third time proved the charni. . Talk about jobbery In the council. TTW I never was a Job more flagrant or more rank than the county Jail graft which the commissioners are hesitating to abolish. To be certain to retain its property Kansas will have to have Its securities water-marked, as ordinary stamps and brands are too easily removed to defeat hungry officeholders. Another big central creamery plant Is assured for Omaha. There is Just a bare possibility that before very long the world price of butter will be fixed at Omaha Instead of Elgin. With more American citizens than Turks In the province of Lebanon, there may be some hope for killing or curing the "sick man of Europe" without the aid or consent of any other nation. The next time a public banquet Is given In Omaha with certain speakers ou the toast list. It will be In order to Lave an expurgation committee to pass on the stories they contemplate telling. Au old Indian fighter watching events )u Itu"Hla would say that trouble may le expected when the grass comes. Turning from the war path to the reser vation In cold weather seems to be com mon to two continents. Fortunately for the bureaucrats, the Russian law prohibiting capital punish ment is one of those regulations which isu be easily get aside by a declaration of martial law, and that seems to be tba prevailing rule In the empire since the liberal" edict was Issued. It now seems that President Castro believed that be was fighting not only the Asphalt trust, but several ' other powers, when he suppressed the Matos rebellion. In the light of this It is easy to see why he thought Venesuela able to whip the United States. There la no good reason why It should cost the vouuty three times as much to feed county jail prisoners aa It costs the city to feed rlty Jail prisoners. On the principle that business can be conducted more cheaply on a large scale than ou a small scale a contract for feeding county prisoners could doubtless lie let at a lower figure than the lH-cent con tract for feeding city prisoners. OPPOSITti.T TO THE MESWEtiT. It is well understood that there Is a good deal of opposition among repub licans in congress to President Roose velt The friends or retainers of the corporations are arrayed against blm, and to these are added the politicians who have been disappointed In the mat ter of patronage. The president's un compromising position In regard to fed eral regulation of corporations has naturally caused all those who would give a free hand to the railroads and other corporations In Interstate business to combine In an effort to defeat the policy for which Mr. Roosevelt, recog nising a righteous popular demand, stands. The Indications are that this opposition Intends to do all that Is pos sible to obstruct, and if possible defeat, the principles and policies advocated by the president, particularly In regard to railway rate regulation. Thnt It can do a great deal In the way of olstructlon Is not to be doubted. The privilege of Introducing bills Is unlim ited, and so also Is the right of debate, so far as the senate Is concerned. A number of measures relating to the reg ulation of railway rates have already been introduced, the latest being that of Chairman Elklns of the senate com mittee on Interstate commerce. These various bills will be considered by that committee at Its leisure nnd If any one of them Is ever reported to the senate and comes up for discussion the debate mny be prolonged until the end of the session. Should the house rass a rate regulation bill, which it Is very likely to do. It is by no means certain that It would ever reach consideration In the senate. There seems to be a determined purpose In that ltody, so far as the lead ers are concerned, to turn down the president, especially In regard to the most Important question of railway rate regulation. The adminlHtratlon won a very dis tinct success in the passage by the house of representatives of the Philip pine tariff bill. It remains to be seen whether It will be successful as to that measure in the senate. The next mat ter of interest is in regard to the joint statehood bill. The administration favors the admission of the four terri tories as two states. There Is a strong opposition t this and It remains to be seen whether this Is sufficient to defeat the proposition. But after all the great and paramount question, the one upon which the Influence of the administra tion will experience the severest test, Is that of railway rate regulation. As al ready observed, every effort Is to be made by the opponents of this policy of the administration to prevent action at this session of congress, and It is quite likely that they will succeed. They have almost endless resources at flielr command and It is needless to say thnt they will not hesitate to use them. Op position to the president In congress is strong and apparently very determined, but he has behind him the support of the people, which assures the eventual success of the principles and policies he advocates. TH BRITISH LABOR PARTT A noteworthy fact In the British elections Is the showing made by the labor party, which thus far has elected thirty-three of its candidates to Parlia ment, which foreshadows the presence in the next House of Commons of a united labor body of greater strength than has ever before been in Parlia ment It Is said that the labor party may be depended upon to take an en tirely Independent course and that all the older factions will have to reckon with the laborltes hereafter. It appears that In the cause of free trade, which Is the paramount ques tion, there has been established a prac tical working alliance between the lib eral and labor parties In England. This was pretty clearly shown when Mr. John Burns was given a place in the new ministry. The labor party is stated to have an aggregate membership of 000,000, comprising numerous organiza tions, and It maintains a parliamentary fund by a levy upon Its members. It will thus be seen that it Is able to exert a very potent political Influence, when united, as It evidently is in the present election. Obviously the labor Interests in the Tnlted Kingdom will soon be In a position to demand Important con cessions and they are likely to secure them from the new ministry. . DUAL TARltP PROPOSITION. According to reports from Washing ton there is an Increasing probability that the agitation for a dual tariff sys tem will soon assume the proportions of a definite movement. A dispatch from the national capital to the New York Hun says that the State depart ment has virtually decided that there is no way, under present conditions, by which Germany can be induced to ad roit American products on the basis of her conventional tariff rates. "It Is unfair." It Is declared, "to charge Ger many with malice toward the United States In her present course. She has adopted a new tariff system and the concession of conventional rates to the United States without a convention ac cording a reasonable equivalent would flagrantly violate the fundamental prin ciple of that system. Khe cau make no exceptions." It Is said that any kind of trade war with Germany Is to be avoided if possi ble, though It Is believed to be improb able that such a conflict would be more than slightly Injurious to our commer cial and Industrial Interests, but the International friction and strained rela tions which would be Its inevitable at tendants are most undesirable. The Sun report says that the results of the move ment for a' dual' tariff are at present beyond safe prediction, as It will doubt less encounter opposition lu loth house and seuste. owever, the Indications are that the movement will assume a f considerable activity In the Immediate ; future. As the new German tariff goes Into effect less than six weeks hence, if anything is to be dorre of a retaliatory nature there must be early action by congress. TRTISO TO SHIFT RE.SPO.VSIBILJTV. The attempt to shift the responsibility for the Jail feeding graft from the Board of County Commissioners to the Jndges of the district court under the pretext that the Judges tinder the statutes are empowered to make regulations for the government of the county Jail is puerile and utterly indefensible. Douglas county Is to all intents and purposes a corporation In which the tax payers are stockholders and the county commissioners constitute the board of directors. In every other corporation the board of directors is held responsible not only for the efficient management of the affairs of the corporation, but for the honest expenditure of Its moneys and the proper care of all Its property. The county jail Is one of the institutions Under the direct management of the Board of Commissioners and they are Justly responsible for ev,ery dollar paid out for the care and keeping of prisoners In the county Jail. The regulations contemplated by law relate to the manner In which the jail Is to be kept Its sanitation and general cleanliness and the treatment which prisoners are to receive while in custody of the sheriff. These regulations are properly left to the court, subject peri odically to revision on recommendation of grand juries. Each grand Jury Is charged by the judge of the criminal division to inspect the jail and report upon its condition and treatment of prisoners, and make such recommenda tions as It may deem essential for the proper government of the prison, but these regulations have nothing whatever to do with the price the county is to pay for feeding the prisoners. It is an admitted fact that while the law contemplates that the county shall provide all bed frames and mattresses for the Jail the sheriff shall provide all bedding, clothing, medicines and every thing necessary for the care and well being of the prisoners. As a matter of fact. It has been the custom of the county board to buy the clothing, bed ding, soap and Ice, and on top of this to pay 45 cents per day for two meals fur nished to each prisoner, while the city is paying only 17 cents, and much better meals are furnished by the Associated Charities for 10 cents each than the county gets for 22 cents each. With all due deference to the mem bers of the county board and without Impugning their motives, The Bee ven tures to serve notice on them that the people of Douglas county are beginning to suspect that there Is a big darkey concealed In that Jall-feedlng meal tub. The shilly-shallying and dilly-dallying exhibited by members of the board, and especially the member who has been loudest In his professions of reform, af fords too much ground for the suspicion. If cities may profit by the mistakes of neighbors, Omaha may find something to learn from the complaints that are being publicly lodged against the man ner In which the Lincoln Auditorium has been conducted. As defined In the Lincoln Star the dissatisfaction there rests on these grounds: When the Auditorium was built the pur pose was said to be the drawing of con ventions to the city. It la said that this plan has not been carried out. When the poultry association wanted it this year It was unable to get It because a skating rink manager had leased It.1 The old sol diers were not able to get the use of the building when they wanted to hold a meet ing here, although they contributed $700 toward Its erection. These are some of the contentions of those who favor a new policy. To steer clear of such pitfalls the management of any auditorium or other building similarly erected by popular subscription must remember constantly that it has a public rather than a pri vate purpose to subserve and keep the public Interest paramount. Nebraska's State Board of Agriculture last year spent fJMl.OOO, of which less than $15,000 was distributed as premium awards at the state fair. The complaint Is also entered that a large part of the award money went to professional exhib itors from other states. It would bo interesting to know approximately how much of the $5t5,iK0 came back to Ne braska farmers. The report of the Department of Com merce and Labor on the railways of the world shows that the United States has greater mileage than any other nation. A report of the income derived by the governments as taxes or profits from the railroads would le a fitting complement to the report. The progress to be made toward that Greater Omaha which all of us picture for the near future depends upon the domination of broad-gauged policies and liberal-minded views In the direction of the city's destinies. No great city was ever built upon bigotry and narrowuess. Omaha's reputation abroad has gone np several notches In the past year or two. What will send It up higher for the coming year than any other one thing will be the erection of the pro jected new fireproof hotel. An Oasis In Wealth's Desert. Minneapolis Journal. One of the beauties of Marshall Field's large fortune waa that he could tell where he got It without falling bark on "the ad vice of counsel." An Available Alternative. New Tork Tribune. Congress should either hasten action on the bill submitting an amendment to the constitution changing the date of the In auguration of the president from March 4 to the last Thursday In April or e'ae take a leaf out of Ohio's Journal of prog- resa and build a crystal palace, where the Inauguration ceremonies may take place without danger of death to those who par ticipate In or witness them. Looking Before leaplaaj. Kansas City Times. Before publishing a list of dealers selling adulterated seed Secretary Wilson secured the opinion of the attorney general's de partment that such action would not make him liable to damages for libel. Tou may recall that the secretary of agriculture has been referred to as a "canny Scot." Mild C'orapetltle la Sourer. San Francisco Chronicle. The Sugar trust has not succeeded In crowding out all Its competitors, but It controls affairs sufficiently to fix prices. The total quantity of sugar consumed In this country In 1906 was 2.506.60 tons, of which the American Refining company manufactured $2.89 per cent and the Inde pendent refineries 37.4S per cent. The beet sugar factories, mainly controlled by the trust, produced the remainder. ' Haatlna- Thrills In Iroeet. Chicago Record-Herald. The president Is reported to be looking forward eagerly to the end of his present term of office. He Intends aa soon as the reins of government are transferred to other hands to go to Africa for the pur pose of hunting lions and elephants. It Is unfortunate that the mastodon and the dinosaur no longer exist. After our presi dent gets through with the lions and the elephants there will be nothing for him to look forward to with glorious thrills. BtIU of Senatorial Methods. ' Chicago News. The people are coming to a point where they will refuse to tolerate In high office men of low ideals and questionable prin ciples. Senator Brackett's allegation that Depew owes his election to his business connection and his ability to control cam paign funds Is a powerful argument for taking the prerogative of electing federal senators away from state legislatures and vesting It In the people. As a typical prod uct of the present system Depew stands as a reminder that the campaign in favor of popular elections must be waged without lntermielson. HEROES IX CIVIL LIFE. Boaqaet of Praise Passed Up to the Doctors. Cleveland Leader. When firemen, braving flames and smoke, save human lives the applause rings out. So also when policemen put their lives in pawn to bring malefactors to Justice. Men . .... . .i savers battle with death for drowning sailors. Heroes all and the meed of ap ,i j .u- a preciatlon Is but too small. There la a class of men, more numerous than any of these, with whom heroism Is a habit. At any moment they are likely to be called upon to face dangers from which the life saver, the fireman and the policeman would be excused for quailing. They go about It quietly and In a matter-of-fact way. Their services are so familiar that few stop to consider the heroism they entail. Only occasionally, when some un usual demonstration of their courage takes place, does the public display admiration. These men are the doctors. Where is the physician who shrinks for an instant from smallpox or yellow fever? Where Is one that hesitates to use his surgical skill In cases where the smallest puncture of his own skin means terrible sickness and possible death T Was ever an army surgeon heard of who was not ready to pass through storms of bullets to aid the wounded? Many a physician has gone calmly to certain death because It was his duty., Laid low by an epidemic of con tagious disease,! more than one has greeted the coming, reaper with a smile and tele graphed for a substitute. The physician, usually, does not look upon his work as heroic. Bven If he did the ethics of his profession forbid his call ing attention to what he has done. When courage and the man whose callings de mand It are up for consideration, do not forget the doctor. A LUCKY COIXTTIT. Dangers Dodged as Knmeroaa as Vic tories AchleTed. Wall Street Journal. Tills la a lucky country. Its escapes are as marvellous as Its natural resources. The dangers that It has dodged are aa numerous as the victories which It has achieved. It continually has a problem on hand that seems to be beyond solution, But at the very moment when the country is on the eve of giving up in despair, presto! the problem solves Itself. Neither wars nor rumors of wars, neither panics nor booms seem to be able to destroy us. As a people, we do all sorts of things that we ought not to do, and yet while we stumble sometimes, we do not actually fall. We run Into promotion erases, Into wild speculations and are guilty of all sorts of abuses, and still we are unable to stop the rspld progress of the country. We squander our means In extravagant living and yet our excesses do not Involve us In disaster. We become contemptuous of law; we suffer ourselves to be led by our noses by corrupt bosses; we follow dishonest leaders In finance; we are neglectful of plain defects in our social, political and economic systems; we will not take the time to effect reforms until the very lost moment when reform Is possible; but still we always land upon our feet. Here we are at the opening of 1906 In a condition of absolutely unequalled prosper ity, when everything seems to have con spired to our advantage, even our own misdeeds, our own neglects and our own crimes. Look back upon the past year, and take note of the number of things which we ought to have done but did not, and the number of things which we ought not to have done, and did. We know very well that our maladministration of Insur ance and other trust funds ought to have Involved us In national disgrace and dis aster. Vet a lucky quarrel between two financial Interests for the control of one of the insurance companies, has led to an exposure of abuses, und thus to reform, which will be for the benefit instead of the loss of the country. We know very well that our banks and trust companies over extended their loans to speculative Inter ests, Invaded their reserves and did other things which conservative, commercial banks ought not to do, and yet we have passed through one of the most stormiest periods of the money market, unshaken and without any 'check tu business activ ity. We have undertaken to put upon the statute books a law for the regulation of railway rates, but even this drastlo reform doe not prevent a wonderful revival of railway building, and a still more won derful Increase In railway earnings. We are spending enormous sums In luxurious living, but still our mines and our farms are producing so lavishly that the wealth Of the country Is Increasing at a rate that Is truly stupendous. Apparently we are able to disregard the precedents and to perform miracles. Our stock market advances even when rates of money are at 10) per cent and when the clearing house banks report a deficit In their reserves. We can Inaugurate a great bull movement even when the prices of stocks are at the hlgher.t level. Nevertheless, and notwithstanding, we are still suhject to economic law. Let us not r ly too much upon our luck. The only true buals of permanent prosperity Is the light i.- ut git-at advantages. A T1IR1MJ0 r.K SPECTACLE. Merole Resene of the Crew of a Stranded thin. A tremendoua spectacle, a thrilling drama of the sea, was played to a brilliant finish before the eyes of thousands cf people who lined the beaches at Atlantic City, N. J., last Sunday. Sixty lives marooned on a stranded ship wss the stake. Between ship and land! a wild, stormy sea, over which lifeboats and life saving crews dared not venture. Tet the task was ac complished, every life saved and murh of valuable personsl belongings of the ship's crew brought ashore. A bare statement of the rescue was published Monday morn ing, but the action of the thrilling drama, the actors In the heroic spectacle nnd the Incidental scenes fills colunms of the east ern papers. The hero of the brilliant performance Is Captain Mark Casto, a born fisherman, who has been a seafaring man for twenty five of his thirty-five years. Casto Is known along the Jersey coast as a dare devil seaman. He lives at Plt-asantville. His little fishing schooner, the Alberts, la a familiar sight to the coastwise seamen. Two crews from government life saving stations on Brlgantlne beach had attempted the rescue In vain and were prisoners on the steamship for nearly forty-eight hours. It Is said that a third, whose station was at Absecon, wns restrained from venturing out on Sunday by signals which assured them that the time had not yet arrived for doing so with any hope of success. At that juncture the captain of a fishing schooner, appalled rather by the peril in which more than sixty of his fellow mor tals were placed than by the risk to him self and his six sailors, undertook the task and performed It triumphantly. About noon Sunday, with lils.rrew of four, he put out to try and make connec tions with the battered wreck. He swung his little vessel loose from the Inlet and struck out for the Brlgantlne shoals, three miles away, where the Cherokee was re morselessly pounded by great rolling seas. The giant waves were breaking In clouds of spume over the shoals, and the roar and thunder of the mammoth waves were hurled back as If a warning to keep away. Casto's little boat, pitifully Inadequate, it seemed, tacked right Into the raging sea. It bobbed up and down like a chip. One moment It was carried aloft on a great, rolling wave and the next moment It was completely lost to view In .the restless trough of the sea. Inch by Inch the boat gained, and those with field glasses and others with strain ing eyes watched Its progress. Slowly but surely It was seen to nrht ita , .,. . . " . . " ' ' l nuurs it named with the sea. It was seen that Casto had ap proached close to the wrecked vessel, and have ta. On the Cherokee anxious eyes gated with a gleam of, hope at the struggling dorv. and half frozen arms were held out in wild appeal. The sturdy captain went right about his business. When he had approached the ship as closely as the heavy sea running would allow, he cast out a deep-sea anchor and made ready to launch a dory. The moment of heart-breaking anxiety had come. v "Could it do it?" was the Inarticulate question framed on every lip. In oilskins Captain Casto took charge of the work. Nelse and Musch, hardy men of the sea, knowing their captain and trusting him, stood by, clear-eyed and with steady nerves and firm muscles. They tied life lines around themselves first, then they swung the dory to the sheer rail and waited a favorable moment. They carried another line with them for the Cherokee to take on. Like graven images the three brave sea men in their olisiUna stood by the dory. With practised eye, Captain Casto watched the great rolling waves and noted their direction. They were waanlng over his fragile little vessel and rolling on In great masses and breaking and tumbling over the Cherokee. Suddenly one bigger, perhaps, than any of its predecessors came along. "Let gol" sang out the captain. The little dory was thrust over the side of the schooner. The three men themselves faced downward in It and the great wave carried it swiftly toward the Cherokee. Just aa the dory waa swung by the wave against the rail of the Cherokee Captain Casto and his two aids Jumped' from the I Cory toward the steamship. Willing hands reached out and grabbed them and ropes were thrown over. They caught hold of the ropes and climbed up the woodwork. With an angry roar and hiss of receding waters the great wave went on its way, leaving the three men to clamber on the deck of the vessel, while the little dory, shattered Into bits by Its collision with the staunch side Of the Cherokee, floated off, a mass of wreckage, Its mission finished. The arrival of Captain Casto and his men on the vessel was greeted with! a mighty cheer. Passengers and crew wanted to wring him by the hands, but Casto had no time for that. He sougiit out Cuptulti Archlbold of the Cherokee, and at qnce plans for gottlng the crew and passengers off were discussed. . The rope carried by Captain Custo, and leading to the schooner Alberta, waa mude fast, and at once Captain Archlbold, Cap tain Casto and fourteen members of the life saving crew, who had been marooned on the Cherokee on Friday afternoon, ' dis cussed plans for the getting off of the pas sengers and crew. A big lifeboat, which had been carried to the Cherokee on Friday by the lire-saving crew, but which they had been unable to launch for fear of smashing it, was on deck. The rope between the Alberta und the Cherokee was tested and found to bo firm. Then the life-saving boat was prepared for Us work. A sort of pulley arangement waa effected, whereby the line between the Cherokee and the Alberta acted as a guide rope, aud conducted the lire boat. When this had been tested and found true, the life boat was carried to the side of the vessel. The two women on the vessel, the stew ardess and Mrs. Anna Anlars, with her two children, were the first placed In the boat. Then the boat was filled by the other pas sengers. Watching a proptlous moment, the boat was launched. It threaded Its way through the rough sea safely, guided by the protecting line, and finally got along side the Alberta. Then It worked Its way back under the guidance of Captain Casto and his aids. j Twelve times this trip was repeated, until the entire crew, the passengers, the four teen marooned life-saving crew and Captain Casto. and also the United Slates mails and hand baggage and Captain Casio's two assistants were safe on the Alebrta. Then when all was snug the Alberta took up Its deep sea anchor and put about for the landing at the Inlet. It worked Its way through the tumulous seas into the quieter waters of the Inlet, and at i o'clock It came alongisde and the people were enabled to land. Ten thousand cheering people wel comed the rescuers and the rescued. A Bahetltate la Readlaeae. Pittsburg PlHpatch. If the court orders him to answer the questions Mr. Rogers will of course be forced to substitute for his stork reply, "I refuse to answer," the not wholly unfa miliar one; "1 don t remember,' Why Refer to Doctors because we make medicines for them. They know all about Ayers Cherry Pectoral, so they prescribe it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, weak lungs, consump tion. They trust it. Then you can afford to trust it. Consult your doctor about it, anyway. Sold for 60 years. We have no secrets! We publish the formulas of all our medicines. Ilsds by tb . O. Ayar Co., T-owll, llass. Also Maoufkotursrs of ATER'S HAIR TIOOR-For ths hair. ATKR'8 PatS-fer eoBtlptlos. ATBR'8 SARSAPARILLA For the Mood. PERSONAL NOTES. Lese majeste also has Its weak or hu morous side. Thy have found In Berlin a man who supports himself by speaking Insultingly of the emperor. Colonel John Holbrook Kstlll of Savannah, Oa, editor of the Savannah News, hns announced his candidacy for governor of Georgia. This makes five entries. A nobleman at Berlin has been sent to Jail for three months for cheating at cards. In this country that could not have hap pened. But he might have gone to the hospital. Cortlandt Parker of Newark, N. J., who graduated seventy years ago at Yale, will be the guest of honor at the June com mencement of Rutgers college, New Bruns wick, N. J. Thomas Dolan. the Philadelphia million aire, explains his fortune waa based on "$.'150 and a reputation for making good." Yet lots of people with quite as much foundation fall to build the fortune. Sir George Stegmann Gibb, who succeeds the late Charles Yerkes In control of the London railways, Is 56 years old and first entered the service of the Northeastern Railway company in 1877. His appointment is very popular. The youngest king In the world is Paudl Chua of Uganda, Africa, a protectorate of England. He Is now about 8 years of age and holds court seated on a scarlet throne with a leopard skin under his feet and bearing in his hand a toy gun. General John C. Bates, who will be head of the general staff for one brief month. Is the first bachelor In the history of the American army to attain this eminence. His regime will be only for February, the shortest month in the year, when he makes room for General Corbln. Alfred Sutro. an Englishman, who ten years ago retired from business to write plays, and who the lust few months has leaped to the fore of English dramatists, has arrived In New York. He says the chief object of his visit Is to make John D. Rockefeller the central figure of a pow erful American play. COFKSSIOS OF A PROMOTER, How He Worked a Small Coniraonlty with a "Hot Air" Project. public Opinion. Recognizing my Inability to cope with the sharps who dominate the financial districts of London, I returned to the "8ta-.es," where for three years I have pursued a precarious career. Discouraged by the (lull times in New York I made my way Into New England with a view to interesting the populace in some "hot-air" ptojects which I had in mind. It was during this trip that I did the meanest thing thut I was ever guilty of. However, my Ignorance of the laws of the state was partially to blame, the statutes providing that each and every shareholder of a company shall be responsible for the debts of the san)9. We wero engaged In a pseudo-manufacturing project, and for the sake of appearance had rented a disused plant In a small town. Our plan was to sell stock In the vicinity, urging that the company waa more or leas co-operative and that the buyers of shares would be given preference over ail others In the matter of employment and advance ment. Ws planted quite a number of shares, all among the working people of the town. In the course of time we succnedVd In obtaining from various towns goods on credit, ostensibly to be used In manufactur ing. These were surreptloualy niupped away and sold for what they would bring, pocketing the proceeds. Finding thil we were in need of a truck with whicn to transport our goods to the railway station, I went to a wagon-builder of the town and made arrangements with him to build cno for us on credit. He was a good-.i.itnred old gentleman who had accumulated a competency In his business and looked for ward to retirement in the near future. As the date at which I was to pay him for the truck approached I found that I vas short of cash, and going to him 1 c.Yeied a generous amount of our stock In settle ment of his bill. He demurred at fir., but finally consented. Within ten duys cur business collapsed and we were conipc.ua to flee the stale. When the news of the failure got abroad our creditors pounced upon us from all quarters. Finding nothing with which to satisfy their demands, ti:ey turned to the stockholders for satisfaction. These they found to be poor and unavail able for their purpose, all but one the car riage bulldfr. They began procesilngs against him and "cleuned him out" of everything he had. Within a year be died of a broken heart. I assure you this In cident has caused me more remorse than all the others of my misdirected varcer. Marshall Field. Chicago Chronicle. A rich man of whom nobody spoke bit terly because of his riches; a merchant with no rival In his generation; a clUien always ready to promote the public good; a man modest, kindly, helpful, he leaves to his fellow men an example worthy of their best emulation. Coal. Wood. Coke. Kindling. W II th bft Ohl and Colorado Coals -cUan, hot, lasting: Also th Illinois, Hsnna, Sharldan, Walnut Block, 8tam Coal, Eto. Por general purposes, us Chrok Lump, $ 5.60; Nut, $5.00 parton Missouri Lump, $4.75; Largo Nut, $4.50-makea a hot, quick flr. Our hard coal Is th SCRANTON, th bst Pennsylvania anthracits. Ws also sell Spadra, trt hardest and olanst Arkansas hard coal All our coal hand crsnsd and w1ghd ovar any city scalsa dlrd COUTANT & SQUIRES "SiX'&Y AIKK'B AUUB fcUKJt ror Biaiana ana ags. SINXY GEMS. Wenry Willie Can er swipe a rids under, an auto? ' Dusty Rhodes Naw, that's where the owner stays. New York Bun. Robinson Crusoe waa talking to the par rot. "Polly want a crackerT" he asked. "I refuse to answer," replied the bird, "on advice of counsel." Thus we see that the parrot was not as green ss he looked. New York World. "I see they are talking about Importing Spaniards to dig the Panama canal." "What's th' use o' goln' so far front home? Why don't they hire a tribe o" Digger Indians?" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Bharpe Your boy has a fine head. Wise It's too large. Shurpe Too large? Wise Yes; he can't wear my hats. Brooklyn Kagle. The congressional Insurgents were about to Insurge. "Cannon In front of them," quoted a Jocular spectator. "Merely an old-fashioned smooth-bore," they assured each other, and declined to be affrighted. Philadelphia Ledger. "You ought not to work such long hours. Surely your boss can get along without you part of the time." "Sure he can. But I don't want him to find It out." Cleveland Leader. "Gosh!" exclaimed Farmer Korntop, after listening to the story, "he must be a regu lar deud beet." Huh!" snorted tho victim, "he's a plumb sight worsen that. He's a live one." Philadelphia Ledger. "So vou do not care to be an orator?" "No,1, answered Senator 8orghum. "The man who talks attracts attention, but It is 1 the man he is talking about who stands a ' chance of getting the o.ce." Washington Btar. "The main trouble with pedestrianlsm aa an exercise." said the man with mental strabismus, "Is that when a fellow first begins It his friends declare he Is crasy. and that when he has been at It two or three days, he begins to share their opin ion." Judce. Old Hunks was settling his real bill. ) "I know the prices seem high." said ths dealer, "but we can't regulate them. We've got to sell at these figures or go out of business." "I'd rather be held up In the ordinary way," snarled Old Hunks. "The holdup man merely takes my stuff. He doesn't Insult me by offering any apology." Chi cago Tribune LAY OF THE CO.X'SIMER. St. Louis Globe Democrat. He's a chicken-hearted critter An' he hasn't got no rights Which capital or labor must respeot- He's most always a klckin'. But you'll note he never fights, So the worst of It's the best he can expect. O, the fellers In the coal mines . Has struck for higher pay. An' the atlff-necked corporation They ses, ses they, "Nay, nay! An' then there's nothln' doin'. But the price of coal has rls. An' now, by Heck! Its In the neck Consumer's gettin' his. Consumer, consumer! You're a cheap skate an' a "bloomer." You haven't got no spirit, an' you haven't got no strive. You haven't got no union. You haven't got no trust. An' all on earth you're fitten fer la meetln the expense. You anymated appetite! You stummlck on two less! You never think o' nothln' but What yot eat and wear; You keep consutnln' everything. From elephants to eggs "An then you come a klckin' when et an' wore your share. Consumer, consumer! You're always In bad humor. Because you have to foot the bills (that's where you cut some Ice). We other fellers has the fun. An' you pay the freight, The only thing that puxsles us. Is where you get the price? MAXDY'I MAKDOLI. Joe Cone In New York Htfn. My gal's Jest back from boardin' school An' what do yew suppose She's fetched to while away the time, Besides her style an' clothes? m It looks 'bout like a crookneck quaJKt, Kxcept the handle's straight. An' It's got strings, an' ail them thing. An' Mandy thinks it's great. I guess she named It for herself. Biie calls It "mandylin"; It's something like a fiddle, tho' It ain't so wide and thin. She don't saw rout It with no bow But picks and picks away. An' keeps a-plckln', seems to me. But don't git down to play. Now, I like music, but I want Borne noise; a hull brass band Ain't none too much fer me, but this Thing I can't understand. It's "tinkle, tinkle, tweedle-dee," Or "pinky, panky, ping'' With Mandy's fingers slidln' up An' down each tiny string. An' Manday she says "paw" and "amw, An picks her mandylin. An' gits her skimpy dresses on An aula the neighbors In. Then all that we can hear except When someone's ast to sing Is "tinkle, tinkle, tweedle-dee," Or "pinky, panky, ping. i Maybe It's all right, I hope It Is, But 1 11 be called a "Jay" Ef they had any sech affairs 'Way back in our day. No. sir, an' I'll be called a chump. Or somethln' wuas as in Ef I'd a-murrled ma af she lied picked a mandylin.